The White Noise Podcast
Each episode the culture connoisseurs Stephen, Max and Tom Looney take us through the week's events, accompanied by great guests and fantastic features.
Episodes
S4 Ep68: Idiots Abroad! With Rob Mulholland
This week, comedian Rob Mulholland indulges us with stories of his lads’ holiday with Jamie Hutchinson, performing stand-up in a carpark, and setting up his own festival!Check out Rob here:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robmulholland/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@robmulhollandcomedyPodcast: @DeadMenTalkingPod Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep67: HE CUT OFF HIS FINGER!
This week: live-show chaos as Tom cuts off his finger! Stephen gets his annual leg shave, while Max looks ready to descend into the underworld…Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep66: Our NEW Fourth Presenter!
We're joined by stand-up comedian Simon Wozniak! We discuss THAT viral clip, dying on stage, and opening for Jamie Hutchinson. Meanwhile, the Mayor of Greater Manchester, Bev Craig, pays a visit...Check out Simon here:Full stand-up from 0:56: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVMLeDEjSnh/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simonwozniakcomedy/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@simonwozniakcomedyJoin th
S4 Ep65: The Roast of Stephen Tries!
This week: Max becomes an expert on "soaking", Stephen witnesses his own funeral, Ryan learns a new word, and Tom reveals the dark history of his bar's toilets.Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep64: The Rudest Guest EVER!
This week - we're joined by the RUDEST man to have ever set foot on our podcast. Meanwhile, Tom reveals his strange roleplay fantasy and Dave gets amongst the action!HELLO FRESH CODE CHANGE! Click here www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP5020 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, 20% off the next 4 plus free treats (including free fruit bundles) for 2 months. Alternatively, you can use our c
S4 Ep63: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Hot Guys
This week: Stephen hits the Cat's Pocket, Tom gets a rash from an energy drink, and Max gets caught out while on a bank heist!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep62: Stephen's Birthday Special!
Join us for this special birthday bonanza! There will be presents, a cake (of sorts) and a surprise mystery guest. Meanwhile, Stephen goes on the TV show The Weakest Link!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep61: I Was On A TV Show! Would You Rather: Decide to Survive
This week: Stephen spills the gossip after his appearance on Amazon's Would You Rather: Decide To Survive! Meanwhile, Liam (The Squid) remembers his most creative prank at school and Tom shows off his new hot pink car!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep60: Ryan's NEW Girlfriend!
This week: Max has Dara O'Brien quaking in his boots, Ryan becomes the funniest man at The Cube, and we meet a pony called Myles—but everyone loves him.Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep59: The WORST Stag Do EVER! With Jamie Hutchinson
This week: Jamie Hutchinson gets missiles thrown at him on stage, Liam "The Squid" lands himself in serious trouble, and PC PC and Drew P.I. make a special appearance.Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddyJamie Hutchinson:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/jamiehcomedy/?hl=enPatreon - https://www.patreon.com/cw/HotwatersgreenroomLiam Shaw (The Squid):TikTok - https:/
S4 Ep58: Max's OUTRAGEOUS World Cup Prediction!
This week - Max turns to God, Captain Custard makes a chaotic visit, and Cam Green learns a trick to guarantee free orange juice for life!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep57: Virgin Hunting With KSI!
This week: Max and Dave take in Midsomer Murders LIVE, Stephen and KSI go in search of virgins, and chaos erupts at the Cat's Pocket!Thank you to our sponsors Holy! Use code WHITENOISE5 for £5 discount on your first order (min. spend £14.99) OR use code WHITENOISE for 10% off: https://uk.holy.com/?ref=WHITENOISE&utm_medium=creator
S4 Ep56: The BIGGEST MELTDOWN In Podcast History!
This week - Max goes looking for clues, Tom’s bar officially opens, and Stephen commentates on France vs England for the Sidemen. Meanwhile, tensions boil over after the Fantasy Football forfeit is revealed!
S4 Ep55: Max Can't Stop Laughing!
This week - Max finds something uncontrollably funny, Stephen takes on the cast of Taskmaster at football, and we get to see inside Tom's bar for the first time!
S4 Ep54: Our BIGGEST Guest Yet!
This week - we're joined by the biggest guest we've ever had. Meanwhile, Max buys a statue for £360 and Tom scrambles to get his bar open in time!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep53: This WILL Blow Your Mind!
This week - Tony's wrestling career intensifies, Tom's new bar faces a race against time, and Stephen ditches the bolognese to rescue a child!
S4 Ep52: The Most SHOCKING Story Yet! With Alfie Indra
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S4 Ep51: What REALLY Happened at the Sidemen Charity Match!
This week: Tom opens a controversial new business, Max gets ill from dust, and Stephen Tries is back on the mic at Wembley!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp
S4 Ep50: He Got Catfished!
This week: Stephen gets awkward at the doctor’s, Cam returns from the chocolate factory, and there’s a new twist on the cringe and unfunny segment, Maxi’s Taxis.
S4 Ep49: We Get Sh*tfaced
This week - rising band Max and the Weasels step in for Kanye West at Wireless Festival, and special guest Paddy shocks us with his daily diet.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee
S4 Ep48: Inside The Maxosphere
This week: Max becomes the star of his own documentary, Stephen launches a dating advice masterclass, and Tom gets dragged into his own version of Storage Wars. Ryan is also there.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee
S4 Ep47: The Secrets Behind Last One Laughing!
This week—Max’s chocolate factory falls into disrepute over the installation of a children’s pool. Meanwhile, we get invited to the premiere of Last One Laughing!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp
S4 Ep46: Revenge of the Smith
This week - Max confronts Ryan after his abysmal display on last week's podcast, can he reclaim his position as co-host?
S4 Ep45: Our Funniest Guest Yet - Phil Ellis
This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a hooligan with Danny Dyer!
S4 Ep44: Max Is Leaving The Podcast
This week - Stephen gives you the behind the scenes with Jack Whitehall and the BRITS. Meanwhile, Max leaves the podcast after a heated argument with Ryan!
S4 Ep43: The WORST Night Out EVER!
This week - the boys endure Liverpool's worst pub crawl imaginable, while Max reveals his favourite thing to wash.
S4 Ep42: Our Funniest Podcast Yet!
This week - Tom returns with a bang (and a crash), Max makes another ridiculous purchase, and You Laugh You Lose takes a drastic twist!Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use our code WNP50. This special offer is available for new cu
S4 Ep41: We've Got A Confession To Make...
This week - we're joined by Liam Shaw (The Squid) as we confess the things we're most ashamed of. Meanwhile, Ryan prepares to impress Max ahead of a trial shift at the Frog & Bucket...
S4 Ep40: How NOT to do Valentine's Day
This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.
S4 Ep39: The World's WILDEST Conspiracy Theories!
This week - we get our tin foil hats on to tackle the world’s craziest conspiracy theories, and we meet Scotland’s Prop Comic of the Year! Cam Green also joins the party.
S4 Ep38: Michael McIntyre FINALLY Meets Stephen Tries
This week - Stephen meets Michael McIntyre, the Munt sets up a meal deal emporium and Tom's cat licks all its hair off. We're also joined by Tony Wright!
S4 Ep37: Ryan Goes Speed Dating AGAIN!
This week - Ryan dives back into dating and faces a choice between three lucky singletons. Meanwhile, talented youngster James Fruittella sets his sights on stardom.“AD” Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use my code WNP50. This spe
S4 Ep36: Max's Birthday Nightmare!
This week - Max makes a fool of himself at his birthday bash, while Ryan throws some home truth's his way. Stephen & Janet interview Tom for the Man United manager's job.
S4 Ep35: Christmas Special 2025!
The whole gang gets together for this year’s Christmas special. Join us for Secret Santa, Family Misfortunes, and find out who will be punished!
S4 Ep34: Robbie Knox: Soccer AM, Happy Hour & Babysitting for the Beckhams
This week, Robbie Knox joins the boys to talk Soccer AM, drinking with the stars, and some surprising celebrity encounters.
S4 Ep33: Stephen's WORST Roast Yet!
This week - the boys stumble back from their booze-up in Wales, Max demolishes 12 bags of Monster Munch, and General Waste is finally exposed for his crimes!
S4 Ep32: Tom's Birthday Special!
Old man Tom celebrates yet ANOTHER birthday in spectacular style, while Ryan prepares to conquer the mountains...
S4 Ep31: Ciarán Carlin: Drinking in Every Wetherspoons, Meeting the Queen & Surviving WillNE
Ciarán Carlin talks working with WillNE, achieving the perfect score on Wii Bowling and watching every Fast & Furious film without sleeping. Meanwhile, Ryan questions his role in his cat's demise.Try Huel with £10 OFF today using my code WNP10 at http://huel.com/WNP10 Minimum order value of £60. AD.
S4 Ep30: This Guest HATED Us!
Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rejects us!
S4 Ep29: Biro Pens 3: It's Raining Pen!
This week, we tackle life’s biggest questions — starting with: what’s the best pen? Max has strong opinions about a ketchup sachet, Stephen accidentally bakes poisonous cookies for a child, and Cam Green sits down to the strangest meal you’ve ever heard of.
S4 Ep28: The Ozempic Games
This week - Max gets on the Ozempic, Ryan gets frisky in a service station near you and Tom shares some BIG news!
S4 Ep27: The Halloween Special!
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S4 Ep26: 'The Luckiest Day of my LIFE!'
This week - Max buries his sausage in the garden while Stephen gets bricked up. Tony Wright also joins the boys!
S4 Ep25: The Greatest Invention Of All Time!
This week: McGrath brings in a cool gadget, Max downloads Tinder and Stephen jets off for secret filming!
S4 Ep24: Mr Lookalike: The Funniest man on TikTok
This week: Mr Lookalike talks Tiktok fame, walking a Yorkie chocolate bar at Crufts (or not) and his most outrageous skit yet!Follow Mr Lookalike on all socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrlookalikeany1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrlookalikeany1YoutTube: www.youtube.com/@mrlookalikeany1Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep23: The Royal Family Debate: Do we need them?
This week: Max dreams of a warehouse clean-up, Tom buys eczema cream, Stephen gives a sample, and Dave defends the Royals!
S4 Ep22: How to Impress a Woman...
This week: Ryan is single and ready to mingle, Tom eats 600 g of pasta, Stephen has a nightmare on holiday, and Max starts living at the cinema…
S4 Ep21: Jamali Maddix on Hecklers, Taskmaster & Being Chased by Rod Stewart
This week, we’re joined by comedian Jamali Maddix to talk about his wild career in television and stand-up, as well as our memories of university together.Check out Jamali on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/jamalimaddix/?hl=enAnd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jamalimaddixJoin the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep20: 'I Became a Millionaire... For a Week!'
This week: Tom gets robbed, Stephen fixes the washing machine, Dave lives like a king, and Max reveals why he hangs around escalators.
S4 Ep19: Rate My Takeaway Talks Celebrity Fans, His Worst Meal and BEEF
This week, we're joined by the legendary Danny Malin - Rate My Takeaway - to talk about the best and worst takeaways, a former magic career and serious BEEF!A big thank you to Danny for coming on, check out: Rate My Takeaway
S4 Ep18: The WORST Thing We've EVER Done!
This week - Max performs unspeakable acts to a badger, while we also meet a frisky Northern Irish couple who admit their darkest secret!
S4 Ep17: Max Gets Pranked by a Fake Doctor
This week - Max returns following his deadly leg bite, Tom unveils his most underwhelming talent yet, Stephen shoots a new Sidemen video and we're rejoined by special guest Callad!
S4 Ep16: ChrisMD talks YouTube success, dating disasters and constipation
This week we're joined by our biggest guest ever (not literally lol) ChrisMD. The episode is almost as jam packed as Chris' bowels at a festival.
S4 Ep15: Tom's Dirty Secret!
This week - we uncover Tom's shocking dating profile, Stephen gets a reality check and Max seeks romance of his own on a ghost tour!
S4 Ep14: Ryan's 30th Birthday!
This week - tensions boil over as we go Go Karting to celebrate Ryan's 30th, while Tom seeks to burn rubber in another way. And it wouldn't be Ryan's birthday without green, so we've invited Cameron on.
S4 Ep13: Josh Jones Talks Awkward Celebrity Encounters, TV Secrets & Max's Worst Gig
This week - we're joined by comedian Josh Jones - star of '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown', 'Would I Lie To You' and 'Dancing On Ice'. Josh reminisces over his time at university with the lads, including Max's bizarre standup performance as Gargamel...Tour dates & tickets to see Josh: https://www.joshjonescomedy.com/newsFollow Josh on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshyjones92/?hl=en-g
S4 Ep12: Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!
Grab your party poppers, your cone-shaped hats and then join the whole gang for Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!
S4 Ep11: Shakes on a Plane
This week Ryan returns from his big trip, Max is making big moves and Stephen has a little enemy
S4 Ep10: The Worst Audition EVER
This week - special guest Callad meets his biggest fan, Tom stars at Hair Con, Max becomes a bigoted parrot and Stephen recalls his worst gig!
S4 Ep9: The Lads on Tour GONE WRONG!
This week - Tom returns from his catastrophic holiday, Max goes back to school and Stephen attends jury service!
S4 Ep8: The Squid Talks TikTok Fame, His Worst Job & Funeral Muggings
This week we're joined by Liam - The Squid Vids - to discuss theatre, a phobia of sneezing and being wrapped in clingfilm naked. Meanwhile, tensions boil over as four cream bun outlets battle over territory.Liam The Squid TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@thesquid_vidsInsta - https://www.instagram.com/thesquidvids/Pub Quiz PodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YAR2DPlMfb7m8rSY10COf?si=6ad2d5d
S4 Ep7: Hair Transplant From Hell!
This week - Joe McGrath returns to confront his biggest enemy, Ryan gets tough, Max's IMAX is hijacked and Stephen purchases a new hat.
S4 Ep6: Stephen Pranks Ryan AGAIN!
This week - Stephen defies gravity, Ryan's acting career is in tatters and Max's cousin stops by!
S4 Ep5: Max's AI Disaster!
This week - Tony Wright talks his arch-nemesis 'Moth Man'. Stephen saves a dog and Max eats a magpie.
S4 Ep4: Jamie Hutchinson Talks his Acting Career, Worst Gigs & Eating Sick
This week - we're joined by Jamie Hutchinson. As we discuss his Titanic addiction, throwing bricks and the time he finished 8th in Nando's New Comedian of the Year 2015.
S4 Ep3: Max's Secret Crush REVEALED!
This week, Max reveals his one true love. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to speak and Stephen gets embroiled in a rap battle!
S4 Ep2: We've Cracked America!
This week, the podcast appears on the big screen in New York. Tom gets steamy with a spider and Captain Fizz pitches his latest invention.
S4 Ep1: The White Noise Podcast
This week we talk about Peter Andre's pending Oscar, Stephen's DJing masterclass and how Max ruined a school trip
S3 Ep32: The Christmas Special 2024!
Ho ho ho-ly smokes it's the return of the greatest podcast! This Christmas special, we discuss...soup mainly.
S3 Ep31: The 2023 Christmas Special!
Oh yes! This is the by far the best podcast we've done this year (especially if your name is Ryan)
S3 Ep30: Tom's Final Episode Special
It's Tom's final episode and what better way to celebrate then by forgetting to invite him to itBeer52 - https://www.beer52.com/STEPHENManscaped - https://www.manscaped.com/Use code STP20
S3 Ep29: He Sent His Dad A D*ck Pic
This week we say goodbye to Ryan. We also catch up with everyone to find out what they've been up to since the poddy c's death. Manscaped Use code STP20 - https://www.manscaped.com/
S3 Ep28: We're Ending The Podcast
This week we discuss comedy, festivals and Ryan calls out KSI. We're also joined by Duncan BiscuitsManscaped - https://manscaped.com/Use code - STP20
S3 Ep27: The Worst Thing To Do On A First Date
This week we're talking about Max losing weight, Stephen winning prizes and Ryan drawing pictures of his mum in the bath
S3 Ep26: We Had A Breakdown
This episode was so good we had to do it twice. We speak about being left on your wedding day, spying on your neighbours and Pingu kicking the bucket. Does anyone actually read this?Beer52 - https://www.beer52.com/stephen
S3 Ep25: He Ruined Their Wedding
This week we talk about Prince William, Love Island and we hear the worst best man speech in history. We're also joined by a fantastic guestManscaped Use code STP20 - https://www.manscaped.com/
S3 Ep24: The Best Prank We've Done
This week we catch up about our recent birthdays, holidays and what we'd do at a live show. We're also joined by 'laugh-a-minute' Gerald Hogwash
S3 Ep23: The Holiday Special
This week we talk about our trips to Spain, Boris leaving and how we'd do in a frat houseNoom - https://bit.ly/3RqBnLPManscaped - https://www.manscaped.com/Use code STP20
S3 Ep22: The Haircut From Hell
This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world
S3 Ep21: Don't Stroke Your Cat There
This week we spoke about being stranded with £1, a jealous father and the Ryan's strange relationship with his pet cat
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