The White Noise Podcast
Each episode the culture connoisseurs Stephen, Max and Tom Looney take us through the week's events, accompanied by great guests and fantastic features.
Episodes
S4 Ep57: Virgin Hunting With KSI! | EP57
This week: Max and Dave take in Midsomer Murders LIVE, Stephen and KSI go in search of virgins, and chaos erupts at the Cat's Pocket!Thank you to our sponsors Holy! Use code WHITENOISE5 for £5 discount on your first order (min. spend £14.99) OR use code WHITENOISE for 10% off: https://uk.holy.com/?ref=WHITENOISE&utm_medium=creator
S4 Ep56: The BIGGEST MELTDOWN In Podcast History!
This week - Max goes looking for clues, Tom’s bar officially opens, and Stephen commentates on France vs England for the Sidemen. Meanwhile, tensions boil over after the Fantasy Football forfeit is revealed!
S4 Ep55: Max Can't Stop Laughing!
This week - Max finds something uncontrollably funny, Stephen takes on the cast of Taskmaster at football, and we get to see inside Tom's bar for the first time!
S4 Ep54: Our BIGGEST Guest Yet!
This week - we're joined by the biggest guest we've ever had. Meanwhile, Max buys a statue for £360 and Tom scrambles to get his bar open in time!Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep53: This WILL Blow Your Mind!
This week - Tony's wrestling career intensifies, Tom's new bar faces a race against time, and Stephen ditches the bolognese to rescue a child!
S4 Ep52: The Most SHOCKING Story Yet! With Alfie Indra
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S4 Ep51: What REALLY Happened at the Sidemen Charity Match!
This week: Tom opens a controversial new business, Max gets ill from dust, and Stephen Tries is back on the mic at Wembley!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp
S4 Ep50: He Got Catfished!
This week: Stephen gets awkward at the doctor’s, Cam returns from the chocolate factory, and there’s a new twist on the cringe and unfunny segment, Maxi’s Taxis.
S4 Ep49: We Get Sh*tfaced
This week - rising band Max and the Weasels step in for Kanye West at Wireless Festival, and special guest Paddy shocks us with his daily diet.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee
S4 Ep48: Inside The Maxosphere
This week: Max becomes the star of his own documentary, Stephen launches a dating advice masterclass, and Tom gets dragged into his own version of Storage Wars. Ryan is also there.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twnp Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee
S4 Ep47: The Secrets Behind Last One Laughing!
This week—Max’s chocolate factory falls into disrepute over the installation of a children’s pool. Meanwhile, we get invited to the premiere of Last One Laughing!Download SAILY in your app store and use our code twnp at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/twnp
S4 Ep46: Revenge of the Smith
This week - Max confronts Ryan after his abysmal display on last week's podcast, can he reclaim his position as co-host?
S4 Ep45: Our Funniest Guest Yet - Phil Ellis
This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a hooligan with Danny Dyer!
S4 Ep44: Max Is Leaving The Podcast
This week - Stephen gives you the behind the scenes with Jack Whitehall and the BRITS. Meanwhile, Max leaves the podcast after a heated argument with Ryan!
S4 Ep43: The WORST Night Out EVER!
This week - the boys endure Liverpool's worst pub crawl imaginable, while Max reveals his favourite thing to wash.
S4 Ep42: Our Funniest Podcast Yet!
This week - Tom returns with a bang (and a crash), Max makes another ridiculous purchase, and You Laugh You Lose takes a drastic twist!Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use our code WNP50. This special offer is available for new cu
S4 Ep41: We've Got A Confession To Make...
This week - we're joined by Liam Shaw (The Squid) as we confess the things we're most ashamed of. Meanwhile, Ryan prepares to impress Max ahead of a trial shift at the Frog & Bucket...
S4 Ep40: How NOT to do Valentine's Day
This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.
S4 Ep39: The World's WILDEST Conspiracy Theories!
This week - we get our tin foil hats on to tackle the world’s craziest conspiracy theories, and we meet Scotland’s Prop Comic of the Year! Cam Green also joins the party.
S4 Ep38: Michael McIntyre FINALLY Meets Stephen Tries
This week - Stephen meets Michael McIntyre, the Munt sets up a meal deal emporium and Tom's cat licks all its hair off. We're also joined by Tony Wright!
S4 Ep37: Ryan Goes Speed Dating AGAIN!
This week - Ryan dives back into dating and faces a choice between three lucky singletons. Meanwhile, talented youngster James Fruittella sets his sights on stardom.“AD” Click here https://www.hellofresh.co.uk/WNP50 to enjoy an exclusive offer of 50% off your first box, along with a 20% discount for the next 4 boxes plus free treats for 3 months. Alternatively, you can use my code WNP50. This spe
S4 Ep36: Max's Birthday Nightmare!
This week - Max makes a fool of himself at his birthday bash, while Ryan throws some home truth's his way. Stephen & Janet interview Tom for the Man United manager's job.
S4 Ep35: Christmas Special 2025!
The whole gang gets together for this year’s Christmas special. Join us for Secret Santa, Family Misfortunes, and find out who will be punished!
S4 Ep34: Robbie Knox: Soccer AM, Happy Hour & Babysitting for the Beckhams
This week, Robbie Knox joins the boys to talk Soccer AM, drinking with the stars, and some surprising celebrity encounters.
S4 Ep33: Stephen's WORST Roast Yet!
This week - the boys stumble back from their booze-up in Wales, Max demolishes 12 bags of Monster Munch, and General Waste is finally exposed for his crimes!
S4 Ep32: Tom's Birthday Special!
Old man Tom celebrates yet ANOTHER birthday in spectacular style, while Ryan prepares to conquer the mountains...
S4 Ep31: Ciarán Carlin: Drinking in Every Wetherspoons, Meeting the Queen & Surviving WillNE
Ciarán Carlin talks working with WillNE, achieving the perfect score on Wii Bowling and watching every Fast & Furious film without sleeping. Meanwhile, Ryan questions his role in his cat's demise.Try Huel with £10 OFF today using my code WNP10 at http://huel.com/WNP10 Minimum order value of £60. AD.
S4 Ep30: This Guest HATED Us!
Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rejects us!
S4 Ep29: Biro Pens 3: It's Raining Pen!
This week, we tackle life’s biggest questions — starting with: what’s the best pen? Max has strong opinions about a ketchup sachet, Stephen accidentally bakes poisonous cookies for a child, and Cam Green sits down to the strangest meal you’ve ever heard of.
S4 Ep28: The Ozempic Games
This week - Max gets on the Ozempic, Ryan gets frisky in a service station near you and Tom shares some BIG news!
S4 Ep27: The Halloween Special!
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S4 Ep26: 'The Luckiest Day of my LIFE!'
This week - Max buries his sausage in the garden while Stephen gets bricked up. Tony Wright also joins the boys!
S4 Ep25: The Greatest Invention Of All Time!
This week: McGrath brings in a cool gadget, Max downloads Tinder and Stephen jets off for secret filming!
S4 Ep24: Mr Lookalike: The Funniest man on TikTok
This week: Mr Lookalike talks Tiktok fame, walking a Yorkie chocolate bar at Crufts (or not) and his most outrageous skit yet!Follow Mr Lookalike on all socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrlookalikeany1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrlookalikeany1YoutTube: www.youtube.com/@mrlookalikeany1Join the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep23: The Royal Family Debate: Do we need them?
This week: Max dreams of a warehouse clean-up, Tom buys eczema cream, Stephen gives a sample, and Dave defends the Royals!
S4 Ep22: How to Impress a Woman...
This week: Ryan is single and ready to mingle, Tom eats 600 g of pasta, Stephen has a nightmare on holiday, and Max starts living at the cinema…
S4 Ep21: Jamali Maddix on Hecklers, Taskmaster & Being Chased by Rod Stewart
This week, we’re joined by comedian Jamali Maddix to talk about his wild career in television and stand-up, as well as our memories of university together.Check out Jamali on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/jamalimaddix/?hl=enAnd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jamalimaddixJoin the White Noise Patreon 🌟https://www.patreon.com/WhiteNoisePoddy
S4 Ep20: 'I Became a Millionaire... For a Week!'
This week: Tom gets robbed, Stephen fixes the washing machine, Dave lives like a king, and Max reveals why he hangs around escalators.
S4 Ep19: Rate My Takeaway Talks Celebrity Fans, His Worst Meal and BEEF
This week, we're joined by the legendary Danny Malin - Rate My Takeaway - to talk about the best and worst takeaways, a former magic career and serious BEEF!A big thank you to Danny for coming on, check out: Rate My Takeaway
S4 Ep18: The WORST Thing We've EVER Done!
This week - Max performs unspeakable acts to a badger, while we also meet a frisky Northern Irish couple who admit their darkest secret!
S4 Ep17: Max Gets Pranked by a Fake Doctor
This week - Max returns following his deadly leg bite, Tom unveils his most underwhelming talent yet, Stephen shoots a new Sidemen video and we're rejoined by special guest Callad!
S4 Ep16: ChrisMD talks YouTube success, dating disasters and constipation
This week we're joined by our biggest guest ever (not literally lol) ChrisMD. The episode is almost as jam packed as Chris' bowels at a festival.
S4 Ep15: Tom's Dirty Secret!
This week - we uncover Tom's shocking dating profile, Stephen gets a reality check and Max seeks romance of his own on a ghost tour!
S4 Ep14: Ryan's 30th Birthday!
This week - tensions boil over as we go Go Karting to celebrate Ryan's 30th, while Tom seeks to burn rubber in another way. And it wouldn't be Ryan's birthday without green, so we've invited Cameron on.
S4 Ep13: Josh Jones Talks Awkward Celebrity Encounters, TV Secrets & Max's Worst Gig
This week - we're joined by comedian Josh Jones - star of '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown', 'Would I Lie To You' and 'Dancing On Ice'. Josh reminisces over his time at university with the lads, including Max's bizarre standup performance as Gargamel...Tour dates & tickets to see Josh: https://www.joshjonescomedy.com/newsFollow Josh on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshyjones92/?hl=en-g
S4 Ep12: Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!
Grab your party poppers, your cone-shaped hats and then join the whole gang for Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!
S4 Ep11: Shakes on a Plane
This week Ryan returns from his big trip, Max is making big moves and Stephen has a little enemy
S4 Ep10: The Worst Audition EVER
This week - special guest Callad meets his biggest fan, Tom stars at Hair Con, Max becomes a bigoted parrot and Stephen recalls his worst gig!
S4 Ep9: The Lads on Tour GONE WRONG!
This week - Tom returns from his catastrophic holiday, Max goes back to school and Stephen attends jury service!
S4 Ep8: The Squid Talks TikTok Fame, His Worst Job & Funeral Muggings
This week we're joined by Liam - The Squid Vids - to discuss theatre, a phobia of sneezing and being wrapped in clingfilm naked. Meanwhile, tensions boil over as four cream bun outlets battle over territory.Liam The Squid TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@thesquid_vidsInsta - https://www.instagram.com/thesquidvids/Pub Quiz PodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YAR2DPlMfb7m8rSY10COf?si=6ad2d5d
S4 Ep7: Hair Transplant From Hell!
This week - Joe McGrath returns to confront his biggest enemy, Ryan gets tough, Max's IMAX is hijacked and Stephen purchases a new hat.
S4 Ep6: Stephen Pranks Ryan AGAIN!
This week - Stephen defies gravity, Ryan's acting career is in tatters and Max's cousin stops by!
S4 Ep5: Max's AI Disaster!
This week - Tony Wright talks his arch-nemesis 'Moth Man'. Stephen saves a dog and Max eats a magpie.
S4 Ep4: Jamie Hutchinson Talks his Acting Career, Worst Gigs & Eating Sick
This week - we're joined by Jamie Hutchinson. As we discuss his Titanic addiction, throwing bricks and the time he finished 8th in Nando's New Comedian of the Year 2015.
S4 Ep3: Max's Secret Crush REVEALED!
This week, Max reveals his one true love. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to speak and Stephen gets embroiled in a rap battle!
S4 Ep2: We've Cracked America!
This week, the podcast appears on the big screen in New York. Tom gets steamy with a spider and Captain Fizz pitches his latest invention.
S4 Ep1: The White Noise Podcast
This week we talk about Peter Andre's pending Oscar, Stephen's DJing masterclass and how Max ruined a school trip
S3 Ep32: The Christmas Special 2024!
Ho ho ho-ly smokes it's the return of the greatest podcast! This Christmas special, we discuss...soup mainly.
S3 Ep31: The 2023 Christmas Special!
Oh yes! This is the by far the best podcast we've done this year (especially if your name is Ryan)
S3 Ep30: Tom's Final Episode Special
It's Tom's final episode and what better way to celebrate then by forgetting to invite him to itBeer52 - https://www.beer52.com/STEPHENManscaped - https://www.manscaped.com/Use code STP20
S3 Ep29: He Sent His Dad A D*ck Pic
This week we say goodbye to Ryan. We also catch up with everyone to find out what they've been up to since the poddy c's death. Manscaped Use code STP20 - https://www.manscaped.com/
S3 Ep28: We're Ending The Podcast
This week we discuss comedy, festivals and Ryan calls out KSI. We're also joined by Duncan BiscuitsManscaped - https://manscaped.com/Use code - STP20
S3 Ep27: The Worst Thing To Do On A First Date
This week we're talking about Max losing weight, Stephen winning prizes and Ryan drawing pictures of his mum in the bath
S3 Ep26: We Had A Breakdown
This episode was so good we had to do it twice. We speak about being left on your wedding day, spying on your neighbours and Pingu kicking the bucket. Does anyone actually read this?Beer52 - https://www.beer52.com/stephen
S3 Ep25: He Ruined Their Wedding
This week we talk about Prince William, Love Island and we hear the worst best man speech in history. We're also joined by a fantastic guestManscaped Use code STP20 - https://www.manscaped.com/
S3 Ep24: The Best Prank We've Done
This week we catch up about our recent birthdays, holidays and what we'd do at a live show. We're also joined by 'laugh-a-minute' Gerald Hogwash
S3 Ep23: The Holiday Special
This week we talk about our trips to Spain, Boris leaving and how we'd do in a frat houseNoom - https://bit.ly/3RqBnLPManscaped - https://www.manscaped.com/Use code STP20
S3 Ep22: The Haircut From Hell
This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world
S3 Ep21: Don't Stroke Your Cat There
This week we spoke about being stranded with £1, a jealous father and the Ryan's strange relationship with his pet cat
S3 Ep20: Speed Dating Disaster
This week we talk about dating, cheating and wrestling. We also get to hear some of Ryan's brilliant stand up comedy
S3 Ep19: The Funniest Thing We've Ever Seen
This week we're talking holidays, parades and pints. We also have a double dose of celebrity gossip and some more You Laugh You Lose
S3 Ep18: We Ruined A Funeral
This week we're talking Rihanna, reincarnation and Ryan's massive head. We're also joined by two of the toughest men the podcast room has ever seen.Noom - https://bit.ly/3POwIm4
S3 Ep17: I Got Banned From A Water Park
This week we're talking about holidays, live shows and Margaret Thatcher's erection
S3 Ep16: The Biggest Cover Up In History
Yes, that title is about Ryan painting over his wall. Shame on him. We also put the world to rights as we discuss what we need to get rid of.
S3 Ep15: The School Fashion Show
This week we discuss the emergency services, sexy tractors and serial killers. We're also joined by one fantastic guest and one weirdo.
S3 Ep14: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
This week we're talking about decorating, dreading and surviving. We also have some great guests including a rap duoNoom - https://bit.ly/39yE8cC
S3 Ep13: Worst Birthday Ever
This week we talk pole dancing, exotic farms and working at Tesco Cafe. We are joined by a great guest and James Ormrod is here too
S3 Ep12: The Great British Dream
This week we talk about Tom being a ninja, Tony being cheeky in the shops and Stephen getting creamy. We're also joined by 2 guests and a terrible instalment of you laugh you lose
S3 Ep11: The 100th Episode Special
Oh yeah, it's the one (hundredth lol) you've all been waiting for! This week we celebrate 100 episodes of the podcast by being punished. We also have some great guests, terrible votes and average banter
S3 Ep10: We Were On The News
This week we're talking about Will Smith getting angry at the Oscars, Joe getting married and me getting a mini Tesla.
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