The CnD NBA Show
On The CnD NBA Show, these Minnesotan friends talk hoops and grieve over their Timberwolves. They cover NBA news, games, and analysis with a focus on their beloved but often disappointing team. The podcast features discussions, debates, and fan perspectives on the league.
Episodes
What's goin' on? Wolves, Politics, and Karl-Anthony Towns
Chelanga tells Dylan what's going on in basketball, and Dylan tells Chelanga what's going on with the election.
Western Conference Playoff Seed Predictions 2024-25
It's frankly amazing that even 1/3 of you regulars listened to the last episode. Trigger Warning: this is a Timberwolves hatred podcast now, and Dylan calls the organization names. Chelanga is about to fire him, but no one else smokes enough weed. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall".
Eastern Conference Playoff Teams 2024-25
Chelanga and Dylan do their yearly beginning of the season Power Rankings, and this time they talk the Eastern Conference playoff picture. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall".
10 Worst NBA Teams This Season with Dealyn @wantnofame
Che and Dyl discuss their 10 worst teams in the league for next year based on their 3 Person Snake Reverse-Power Rankings Draft (TM), and they may or may not be eventually be joined by Dealyn (@wantnofame on Instagram). Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall".
Timberwolves Season Preview with @notbuaydubz and @moronfunctional
Chelanga and Dylan invite Buay and Cory onto the podcast to preview the upcoming season for the Wolves, including who the core of the team includes now, where the young unproven players stand, whether Anthony Edwards is Michael Jordan or Vince Carter, and to discuss Apple Numbers.
Chelanga and Dylan Call Takebacksies
Chelanga and Dylan discuss their feelings on the Karl-Anthony Towns trade. WARNING: there are no thoughts on this podcast. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
Frank Sentwali (@fsentwali) Defends 90s Basketball
Chelanga brings coach Frank Sentwali drill Dylan on 90s basketball. Eventually they get to the Wolves and wonder whether Ant was one narrative away from being labled a choke artist. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
Lynx Playoff Preview with @adukeMN
Chelanga and Dylan bring on Andrew Dukowitz (@adukeMN on Twitter) to discuss a Lynx team that has exceeded expectations and their path to a championship. Okay fine we also talk about Caitlin Clark. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
No Talent 90s
Chelanga and Dylan are back to talk about why Anthony Edwards was right to call out 90s basketball for having no talent. At the beginning they talk Ultimate Frisbee and the Minnesota Wind Chill, and later on they do get into politics and the election as well. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
Olympic Ant and @notbuaydubs on Dr*ke v K*ndrick
Chelanga and Dylan discuss the Olympics, transphobia, and Kobe before tacking on an old chat with Yearner Herzog @notbuaydubz about the Kendrick/Drake beef and surprisingly still relevant Wolves talk before the NBA Draft. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
Wolves Summer League Debuts
THE CND BOYS ARE LIVE IN PERSON In this episode, we learn about Dylan and Chelanga's NBA comps. Then we find out who is legit after one summer league game. Finally, we forgot to talk about the Kings and the Grizz! So we bregudgngly devote about 15 minutes to those teams.
Timberwolves Offseason: The Draft/Free Agency
Chelanga and Dylan discuss the Election, the Wolves Draft, Wolves Free Agency, and how it compares to the rest of the Western Conference. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
NBA Draft- Who to take at 27, 37?
Chelanga and Dylan bring on Jonah @Huncho_Jman and Brooks @NotBrooksDavis to discuss the draft, the unfair removal of the NBA middle class by the new CBA, Jalen Green was a bust, and why white people have to bear the stereotype of being shooters. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall" before he gets signs with another team!
A Toast to the season with @MoronFunctional
Chelanga and Dylan invite Cory (@MoronFunctional on Twitter) to celebrate this Wolves season and the friends we made along the way. They start by addressing Kyrie's dad's shoe deal, Pat Mc*fee, and Wah Gwan Delilah before discussing the wolves and why Dylan misses losing, Jaden is a playoff riser, etc. Make sure to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"
Run It Back
Chelanga and Dylan celebrate an historic Timberwolves season. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
6 Points from 2-0
Chelanga and Dylan cover the KAT Zesty talk, Luka, Ant, Refereeing, and the future of this series before delving into their feelings and reminding themselves that basketball actually doesn't matter. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Karl-Anthony Towns is a Hall of Famer Now (FULL SHOW)
Chelanga and Dylan are exhausted after a game/series that can be only described as, "This is what movies is made of." Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
It Was Always Wolves in 7
Chelanga and Dylan react to game 6 and prepare their mental faculties for game 7. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The Greatest Defense of All-Time (The Ball Blowout)
Chelanga and Dylan react after the game 2 Blowout at Ball Arena. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Timberwolves-Nuggets Preview
Chelanga and Dylan discuss Ant, KAT, whether the Wolves were great or Suns were stinky, and then they do a little preview of the Denver series. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Suns Game 1 React and Playoff Landscape
Chelanga and Dylan recap game 1 of Wolves Suns and discuss the other 7 series from what they've seen so far. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Suns Series Preview and Drake
Chelanga and Dylan start off talking about Drake and end with a Suns series preview. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Is Anthony Edwards 1st Team All-NBA?
We're back and better than ever! On today's episode we talk about the ownership drama, Sachin's hard drive and say good bye to the G-League Ignite! Then, did we learn anything about the Wolves in the close loss to the Nuggets? Is Naz Reid Lisan Al-Gaib? Is Anthony Edwards 1st team All-NBA? And find out how Doordash saved Chelanga's life and if you say that Doordash is bad you're basically wishi
Timberwolves Are Dune Okay with @notbuaydubz
Chelanga and Dylan invite Buay (@notbuaydubz or Yearner Herzog) to the podcast to discuss who the Timberwolves Lisan Al Gaib is. They also talk a little playoffs, Ant's bigger plate without Towns being good for him, and the teams they fear. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Bigger than Basketball with @KGforMVP211
Chelanga and Dylan give condolences for community member Kai, whose mom passed away. Then they discuss Karl and the incredible Indiana game. After that, Che and Dyl bring Kai in to make different personalized pizzas for the Timberwolves stars. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The BoylynD NBA Show
The new juggernaut Timberwolves podcast, The Boylynx, join Chelanga and Dylan to discuss Corey Brewer, Gorgui Dieng, best Wolves couples for reality tv, surprises, expectations, A-Rod's tan, and fears for the playoffs.
The REAL Problem with the All-Star Game
Chelanga and Dylan discuss the ASG, All-Star Weekend, Voting in this year's election, and Mike Conley's extension. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Rudy Gobert is the Greatest Defender of All-Time
Chelanga and Dylan dive into trade deadline news, Monte Morris, Jaden McDaniels Freezing Cold Take of the North, Jayson Tatum should be obvious for MVP (2k Team of the Week), and the greatest NBA Defenders of All-Time. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The Immature Basketball Podcast
Chelanga and Dylan discuss the 62 point game, Terry Rozier, Finch, KAT, Ant.. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The NBA Is Evil
Our King Gorgui Dieng has retired, Adam Silver should retire, and Ant has some more big lessons to learn. The NBA is Every Villain Is Lemons.
Who are the Timberwolves' Friends and Foes?
Chelanga and Dylan break down which Family Guy characters should be in Fortnite, Andrew Wiggins stubbing his finger, Hundred Acre Woods ranked by intelligence, Lakers landing DeMar or LaVine, The Daily Wire's Lady Ballers, and who are the Timberwolves fan base's friends and foes? Should that have been a period or exclamation mark. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd
Sound of Threedom
The Wolves defeated the Thunder, and Chelanga and Dylan dive right into it before discussing the Josh Giddey situation and the Mavericks sale. Earmuffs for Deej's children at the 26 minute mark (trigger warning). Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The Timberwolves Are Now TOO Good :'(
Chelanga and Dylan hate on th*nksgiving, love on Andre 3k, fight on EPM, and each share 1 thing they love and hate to start the season before the Michael Rapaport roast. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
One Shoe Wolves
Chelanga and Dylan aren't waiting for the other shoe to drop. They know exactly when it will, and it's when the Timberwolves are swept out of the playoffs in the first round versus the 8 seed Suns. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
The Brawl in the Bay w/Zone Coverage King, Tom Schreier
The Minnesota Timberwolves: There's something here! On this episode, the guys get weird with a howler, talk Zach Lavine destinations and the Brawl in the Bay! Then, the king himself, Tom (@tschreier3) joins the show to assess where the Wolves are at right now. Don't forget to get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at Jakesgraphs.com/cnd using access code: ROLLCALL.
KAT Has Played 1% of His Minutes at SF
On today's Sode, Chelanga and Dylan critique Bomani's Karl takes, Wemby for Ant, KAT being Benjamin Button KG, and they address why Stephen A. Smith needs to cancel his podcast for the crime of being boring. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Anthony Edwards: The New Face of the NBA
Chelanga and Dylan definitely do not take this one too far we promise.
Dylan Also Destroyed the Nuggets
Chelanga and Dylan discuss some real stupid news and dive into the rout of the reigning NBA Champs. And yes that is a weed joke. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Honk if you love Naz Reid
[courtesy of @Kgformvp211 and Parkway Pizza] Chelanga and Dylan talk Dwight Howard, James Harden in MN, the Naz Reid game, and then they recap their Western Conference playoff seeds from their Season Preview Draft since Dylan deleted the podcast where they went through team by team. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Trade KAT
This was clickbait to get you to listen to this episode of the CnD NBA Show with Chelanga Langason and Dylan. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
2023-24 NBA Power Rankings Draft: Eastern Conference 4-1 and Palestine
Before diving back into the Power Rankings Draft, Chelanga and Dylan discuss their hurt in the Israel-Palestine War and what can be done to prevent more needless violence. [5 minutes in] Then they get back to basketball for the second half, where they reveal their 4 best teams in the East. [36 minutes in] Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "roll
2023-24 NBA Power Rankings Draft: Eastern Conference 11-5
Chelanga and Dylan draft their picks for 11th-5th in the East. Stay Tuned for the rest of the East and West contenders, coming later this week! Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
2023-24 NBA Power Rankings Draft: 30-21
Chelanga and Dylan draft their worst teams for next season. Stay Tuned for the post season contenders, coming later this week! Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
34 Greatest Timberwolves of all Time
Every year, Chelanga and Dylan update their algorithm that reveals the greatest Timberwolves, adding one more for each year the Timberwolves franchise has existed.
Timberwolves World Cup with Andrew Dukowitz
Chelanga and Dylan talk Yung Vomit revealing the new City Edition Jerseys, Fiba and then state of the Wolves with Andrew Dukowitz. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!
Best American Whites in the NBA, Ricky Rubio, and Anthony Davis
Chelanga and Dylan start by discussing Ricky Rubio and the All-Mental Health NBA Team, Anthony Davis' massive contract, and then they debate the best white Americans in the NBA now.
Anthony Edwards Is a Top 10 Building Block
Before Chelanga and Dylan defend Ant as a top 10 piece, they briefly discuss Rudy Gobert's 3 point practice. At about the halfway point they react to Tucker Carlson riding in South Central with the Big 3's Ice Cube. Remember to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall".
CnD NBA Geo-Political Summit
We've got quite the episode for you here. We start with Jaylen Brown's supermax extension and then go down into the rabbit hole that is our f---ed up little twisted minds. Hop aboard the anti-capitalist agenda train and enjoy this wild ride, folks! Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd using code ROLLCALL
The CnD NBA Show Wears No Pants Super Show Extravaganza
WOAH The CnD Boys and the Crunch Wears No Pants Super Show Extravaganza is here! This wild episode takes so many turns. We talk about why white people from Marshall Minnesota hate Karl, Dylan and Chelanga try to convince the CWNP crew to trade Jaden McDaniels and we try to guess a Random Wolf of the Week (RWOW). Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd
Timberwolves Summer League Thoughts
Victor Wembanyama news-ish, and then around the 25 minute mark the boys get back to basketball. smh wth
Timberwolves Free Agency and Damian Lillard Fits
First, Chelanga and Dylan discuss Dame's landing spots, and then they get to the Timberwolves offseason moves (recorded before the Ant contract news)
Naz Reid, Leonard Miller, and Point Ant
Be sure to call the police if you ever don't know what to do.
A 2023 Mock Draft of the Lottery with @huncho_jman and @notbrooksdavis
Jordan Hawkins needs some on Ball-Juice. Chelanga says he'll suck Grade-E Dick just because he needs more shooting. How many times will Chelanga say New Orleans Hornets? How many times will Grady Dick Horn-Its? Or will we see Pel Lickin Dick? And No, Chelanga is wrong about that.
Bradley Beal Deal (Brown New Deal) Plus Wolves Offseason Workouts
Chelanga and Dylan Talk Beal, CP, Pordingus, and Karl being absent from Wolves offseason workouts.
KAT Trades and Moriah Mills
This episode begins with Pelicans and Zion talk, and it ends with KAT Trades at about the halfway point.
The Legacy at Stake for Nikola Jokic and Jimmy Butler
Che & Dyl are back for some real stupid news about coaches, Ramona Shelburne, and these Finals
NBA Draft Outlook w/Brooks and Jonah
On today's show, Chelanga is joined by Brooks (@notbrooksdavis) and Jonah (@huncho_jman) to talk about some of their favorite and least favorite players in the upcoming NBA draft. Cam Whitmore Cason Wallace Jett Howard Jalen Hood-Schifino Nick Smith Jr. AND MORE Then Chelanga boots up a dastardly game to figure out which lottery picks these guys might trade for Big Purr.
CnD NBA Old Guy Draft
Greetings from New Zealand! PSYCH! Just Chelanga and Dylan in Minnesota and Los Angeles like always. Today on the show the boys give their thanks to Dillon Brooks and Laugh at Jimmy Butler. And! They debut the NBA Old Guy draft, where they draft players 34 years and older! Don't forget to buy your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd and use code ROLLCALL to get access to the EXCLUSIVE colla
The Timberwolves Will Go 0-4 in the 2024 WCF
Wolves for the first half. Insanity for the second half. Same could be said for this season of basketball fandom, but this is about the podcast content. Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd
It's Not Over
Anthony Edwards says that this series is not over and technically, he's right! Nate (@Netglow) joins the show today to talk about what hope - if any - the Timberwolves have left in the series against the Nuggets
Can the Wolves Bounce Back?
Yikes! That was, um, not good! The Timberwolves got blown out in game 1 against the Denver Nuggets, but fear not - the CnD Boys are here to ease the pain. On this episode, Chelanga and Dylan talk about E-40, players they want to see succeed in this year's playoffs, and which first-round series are most likely to be sweeps (please, not our wolfies!) Then Jordan Alamat (@tornadojally) from the Cr
Wolves Lose in a Similar Way But Much Differently This Time
Chelanga and Dylan are completely unfazed by the Timberwolves loss to the Lakers.
Wolves Secured the 8 Seed, But at What Cost?
This episode consists of 42 minutes of Timberwolves basketball reacts, and for that we apologize.
KAT or Finch?
Real Stupid News followed by Wolves content sort of.
Luka Garza Film Study
Wolves talk and then the Brendan Fraser Hour
Is Karl Coming Back This Season?
Real Stupid News (Jaden nicknames, Kendrick Perkins, Definition of Woke, Ja Morant, are guns good?, what is good?, Rudy Gobert's Instagram) is followed by Wolves talk around the 47 minute mark.
The Reintegration of Karl with a K
The boys are back in town- make sure to get your Chastity Belts. Real stupid news covers Karl Malone, NBA App, Ant's shoes, and best buyouts so far. Then Chelanga goes on a diatribe condemning the Timberwolves front office moves.
Anthony Edwards is an All-Star (Injury Replacement)
On this episode, Chelanga is joined by Leo Sun (@Y0Leo) from Canis Hoopus to talk about Anthony Edwards's All-Star nod, trade deadline, and the new father-son dynamic on the Lakers roster. Then Ben Beecken (@bbeecken) from Locked on Wolves hops on the pod to help say goodbye to D'Angelo Russell.
So Long DLOL
In this episode, Dylan calls in from work to say goodbye to our good friend, DLol, and welcome our new friend lil Mike.
Shorthanded Timberwolves Destroyed the Nuggets
Real Stupid News- Kyrie, Ja Morant, and the Timberwolves Tustle. Is Macaroni Toni a lazy plagiarism of Tommy Mayonnaise? Which character from family guy is which Minnesota Timberwolf?
Naz Reid.
*Book your 2-way ticket to SLC, Ant.
The Timberwolves Are Making The Finals This Season
Chelanga and Dylan start the show by discussing their social awkwardness, then they cope with Tyre Nichols' murder and the awful narratives surrounding the event before getting to Real Stupid News. After that, they talk Wolves right now and finish up by going through the West to count the teams that will clearly win a series against a healthy Timberwolves team.
Tommy Mayonnaise on Why Anthony Edwards is an All-Star Lock
I'm sorry for any conspiracy theories Dylan and/or Tommy Mayonnaise espouse throughout the duration of this episode. Neither entity reflects the values or opinions of Chelanga Langa Langason. Please do not try to recreate Tommy Mayonnaise's Medical Mayo at home, and whatever you do, do not use it as a medical alternative, replacement, or treatment in general.
Lynx Talk with Tommy Franklin
Wolves Back (to being bad) so after some Real Stupid News, Che & Dyl welcome on Tommy Franklin to talk about meeting Kobe, basketball shoes, and the Lynx practice squad.
Walker Kessler Will Be An All-Star This Year (feat. Jordan Alamat)
Some people think the title is bait, but it's not. Real Stupid News: LeBron, Trade Season, and Dunk Contest. Jordan Alamat (@tornadojally) joins us to discuss Michael Beasley, D'Angelo Russell, favorite centers, Squidward's House, etc. The long-awaited blue vs. green guy debate has been settled.
What the Wolves Should Do with D'Angelo Russell (feat. Kyle Theige)
Real Stupid News featuring a Meyers Leonard workout, Tyler Herro's baby name, 800 coats, and All-Star Voting. Kyle Theige (@KyleTheige) names Dylan the jock of Wolves Twitter, talks DLol this season, and gets cancelled by a game called Bad Cop (Chelanga), Worse Cop (Dylan) where they out Kyle for his worst takes of all time. Pre-order your MyD-LLOW now @ jakesgraphs.com
Wolves Back with Timberwolves Arena Host Jon B
Real Stupid News: A Dramatic Reenactment of the LeBron James presser. Che & Dyl preact (pre-react) to the Timberwolves vs. Rockets game. Chelanga booked Timberwolves In-Arena Host Jon Berry (@MCJonB) to talk Wolves and shun Che and Dyl's timeout entertainment ideas.
Are the Timberwolves Good Again?
Real Stupid News featuring a Bridges update, KAT Small Ball Is Dead Hoodie, and a possible Gorgui return! Timberwolves talk featuring Rudy Gobert defensive stat breakdown, DLol Trades from your DLollers, and Anthony Edwards' progress. Don't forget to visit jakesgraphs.com for your early MLK Day presents. Maybe there will be a certain caucasian mug available by then.
One of the Wolves' All-Stars Needs to Come off the Bench
Chelanga eventually gets Dylan to talk Basketball with Real Stupid News covering Miles Bridges, Malice at the Pizza Palace, and Traed rumors. Then they take a look at each conference standings to discuss 1 thing they love and 1 thing they hate. Finally, they talk about why the Wolves need at least one of their starters to come off the bench.
Anthony Edwards Deserves to be in the MVP Conversation
Leaf blowers are useless, and players gotta play for pay, Pray for me to reach Nirvana dear Timberwolverino (Tim for short) Divorced Dads Support Hotline. Support our blue donut boys. Go Green, Guys. Then we discuss the current state of the Timberwoves. #DylanKilledP22 #WheresFraynkLynne
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