Head in the Office
On Head in the Office, two big-time political gurus, Jeremy & Gage, dissect the weekly news and offer a leftist point of view on recent events. As society flirts with fascism, perpetuates massive inequality, and protects the most privileged, Head in the Office examines why our political systems seem to never function properly and are so terrible all the time through comedy and charming commentary. New episodes every Wednesday and Friday at noon.
Episodes
Defunding Israel & Stopping ICE with Aisha Farooqi
Aisha Farooqi, candidate for Michigan’s 11th Congressional district, joins the show to discuss her campaign, her primary opponents, the necessity of abolishing ICE and holding ICE agents accountable, the complicity of the establishment in genocide, and much more. Support Aisha’s campaign: https://aishaforcongress.com/Phonebank for Abdul (Jeremy’s session is 7/25 at 1pm ET): https://go.abdulforsena
Why Does the Media Hate Abdul El-Sayed?
The boys doom about the prophesied Michigan Senate primary with two weeks left in the critical race! Obama has refused to condemn the AIPAC ad using his words from 2018 to deceive voters into supporting Haley Stevens. Jake Tapper attacked Abdul El-Sayed during an interview, comparing him to Trump, saying he was too mean to Stevens, and trying to sow discord between him and Mamdani. Michigan isn&#
BOUGHT AND PAID FOR: Haley Stevens the Plague Bringer Gets Millions from AIPAC
Plagues are descending upon Michigan, and it's because Haley Stevens has a chance. On today's episode of ELECTION WATCH, the HITO boys dissect the $50 million in outside spending flooding into the Michigan Senate race to support Haley Stevens and attack Dr. Abdul El-Sayed. $28 million of that money came straight from AIPAC, and part of it is being used to lie about Obama's support of S
Israel Lost Its Strongest Soldier
NOTE: After honorably recounting his harrowing experience in the West Bank, Ro Khanna then said some dumb shit: https://x.com/SpookySocialist/status/2077073429610590290?s=20To everyone's surprise, on the same day Mitch McConnell announced he was indeed alive, Lindsey Graham died, and you wouldn't believe who eulogized him. Ro Khanna was detained by Israeli settlers and the IDF during a tri
Graham Platner Dropped Out (Good) & Mitch McConnell is Missing
Trigger Warning: the Graham Platner story is covered in depth.In this episode, the Hito boys bite deep into gnawing questions of establishment Democrat failures and the unacceptable status quo that Trump and the Republicans have subjected us to. What's Going on with Mitch McConnell? Who's to blame for Graham Platen's candidacy? Who won the Michigan Senate primary debate between Haley S
Mallory McMorrow Drops Out & Democrats’ “Project 2029”
With Mallory McMorrow out of the race, the Michigan Democratic Primary for the open Senate seat is *literally* a battle between good and evil. Abdul and his positive vision for the future stand in stark contrast with Haley Stevens' plan to continue the unpopular status quo and ineffectively fight against Trump by voting to thank ICE while claiming the agency needs reform. Electability and unfo
More Socialist Wins & the Politics of Birthright Citizenship
Melat Kiros won in Colorado, Abdul El-Sayed is in the lead, and Kamala Harris is capitulating to the Uncommitted Movement. Leftist election-watchers are EATING!! The boys break all of the recent election news down for you, and later, Congresswoman Summer Lee (PA-12) joins the show to discuss it further. Lastly, the boys cover recent rulings from SCOTUS, specifically the birthright citizenship case
Platitude to America: Centrist Democrats Cope and Seethe
Centrist Democrats are still freaking out about the progressive wins in last week's New York primary elections. Elissa Slotkin said we need new leadership in the House and Senate, to which she was met with pushback from multiple establishment Democrats. The boys break down the biggest narratives that have emerged from the centrists trying to discredit the work of progressives. What's in th
Mamdani’s Big Night (“Vote Blue No Matter Who”)
NOTE: Espaillat was not elected to Congress until 2017 -- the statement about him serving for 30 years was incorrect. Sorry for the misinformation!The boys break down the massive wins for progressives and Mamdani’s political movement in NYC. Republicans and Democrats alike are NOT happy about what transpired Tuesday night, and we cover all of the biggest reactions. From Jaime Harrison to Jesse Wat
Never Translate a Ben Gvir Tweet & Never Let JD Vance Negotiate
The boys talk about the woes of translating Ben Gvir's tweets, why JD Vance will never be president, and a host of other news revolving around the US-Israel relationship as it pertains to the Iran war and beyond. Stay tuned to the end, where we round up some of the weekend's nonsense, from the Reflecting Pool drama to Jasmine Crockett not endorsing James Talarico. Trevor Project Fundraiser
The Art of the Deal
Trump lost the Iran war BIGLY, and the boys are here to break down the surrender and laugh about how funny it is. The 14-point memorandum of understanding went public on Wednesday and includes a complete end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, a $300 billion investment fund for the rebuilding of Iran, and unfreezing up to $167 Billion in Iranian assets. Trump flip-flopped on ballistic mis
The Dumbest War in U.S. History & Democrats’ AI Data Center Debacle
Does anyone know what is in this deal?! Sunday evening, the US and Iran signed (?) an agreement that would supposedly open the Strait of Hormuz and end the US naval blockade. The deal supposedly ends hostilities and opens parties up to negotiate on Iran's nuclear future over the 60-day period. What else is in the deal? No one knows! Will the deal hold up? Probably not! All parties involved in
Beating Establishment Politics & Phony Controversies with Abdul El-Sayed
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, candidate for US Senate in Michigan, joins the boys once again to discuss how his campaign has gone thus far, the various "controversies" he has faced (Hasan Piker, fake doctor allegations, etc.), Medicare for All vs a public option, how we should think about regulating artificial intelligence, abolishing ICE, and much more. Support Abdul's campaign: https://abdul
100+ Days of War With Iran (We Are Going Crazy)
It's been over 100 days of war with Iran and everyone is lying! Countries are lying about ceasefires, investors are believing them (WHY??), and Donald Trump is saying he never promised no new wars. Also, another Graham Platner story dropped and it’s not great! Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://h
Challenging Do-Nothing Democrats with Melat Kiros
Melat Kiros, candidate for Colorado's 1st Congressional District (CO-1), joins the show to discuss her challenge to 30+ year Democratic incumbent Diana DeGette, cutting off offensive and defensive aid to Israel, abolishing ICE and addressing immigration from the left, regulating the development of AI, and a lot more.If you want to support Melat, check out her campaign page: www.kirosforco.comO
What is Going On with Graham Platner?
This week, Graham Platner finds himself embroiled in yet another controversy that probably won't have electoral consequences. Amid the controversy, the HITO boys reflect on the state of the Maine senate race, the Democratic party’s strategy writ large, and the motivations behind most of the anti-Platner forces. On the Iran war side of things, on Monday, negotiations completely broke down as state-
Talarico Derangement Syndrome & Calling Stephen Miller Ugly
The Texas Senate general election is set! James Talerico is facing off against a contender for America's most corrupt man, Texas AG Ken Paxton, but before we get to that, the HITO boys have to talk about Katie Miller defending her husband Stephen Miller from the Ugly allegations on Fox News, the same updates on the Iran war over and over again, and our buildup of Naval forces outside of Cuba.
Feds Going After Hasan Piker & the Iran Forever War
Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed for no reason, the Iran War continues (maybe forever), and no one wants to tell you the truth about anything. The boys discuss these stories, and later touch on Thomas Massie’s primary loss, the utter disaster that is the 2024 DNC autopsy release, and another flop Mallory McMorrow interview. Become a Patron for early access!Early access on Patreon: https://www.patre
Saving the Democratic Party from Itself with David Hogg
David Hogg, President of Leaders We Deserve and former Vice Chair of the DNC, joins the show to discuss his experience inside the DNC, where Democrats need to go from here, and his work at Leaders We Deserve.Support Leaders We Deserve: https://leaderswedeserve.comEarly access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://he
Short-Term Pain for Long-Term Pain
The same news is still happening: Iran war negotiations are fake, Trump is threatening genocide again (and admitting he doesn't care about our finances), gas prices are still high, and there is another Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire although fire has not ceased. Ka$h Patel stories keep hitting the timeline, this time it's about a “VIP snorkeling" trip at Pearl Harbor. Mallory McMorrow lau
Does Law Matter Anymore? with Rachel Cohen
Rachel Cohen, attorney, activist, and top-tier poster, joins the show to discuss her experience leaving her law firm over their capitulations to Trump, tax resistance, the upcoming (and already decided) Supreme Court cases, if law is even a thing, the failures of the Democratic Party, and more. Check out Rachel's content: https://www.instagram.com/cohen.489/Early access on Patreon: https://www
President Netanyahu & the End of Liberal Democracy
The HITO boys talk about the Benjamin Netanyahu interview with 60 Minutes, where he outflanked Democrats from the left on the issue of US funding for Israel, and discussed a host of other Iran war-related news. Domestically, southern states were quick to disenfranchise black voters as soon as possible through gerrymandering after the Supreme Court functionally dismantled the Voting Rights Act. The
Barack Obama Wants a “Loyal” Republican Party
Former President Obama wants a “loyal” Republican Party… whatever that means! Also, the war with Iran is still on, and the administration is finding the most childish, inane ways possible to dodge responsibility and continue to hold the world hostage with this pointless conflict. Another Kash Patel story has hit the timeline, this time about his personalized bottles of whiskey, Kamala Harris has c
Everything is Expensive (RIP Spirit Airlines) & SCOTUS Roundup
Conservatives continue to be incredibly unserious. Instead of getting us out of an unnecessary war with Iran, they’re posting fanfic and corny slop on the White House Twitter account. The Iran war rages on! And the boys are here to cover it. They also take time to cover the upcoming and already delivered decisions of this SCOTUS term with devastating implications for how many political ads we migh
The Anti-Hasan Bill & Ken Martin’s Terrible Interview
Hasan derangement syndrome is at an all-time high! A new bipartisan bill was introduced in CONGRESS to condemn Twitch streamer Hasan Piker for his critiques of Israel. The HITO boys also check in with DNC chair Ken Martin who sat down with Jon Favreau from Pod Save America to lie about why he's hiding the 2024 election autopsy. Also, the boys touch on the horrible SCOTUS decision that finally
Trump Survives White House Correspondents' Dinner Attempt
The boys discuss the very, very real assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Many people are saying this could have been a false flag in order to manufacture consent for Trump's White House ballroom, and the coincidences keep piling up! Dana Bash capitulates to right-wing framing when she asks if this happened because Democrats say “Trump is bad for the country,” p
The Adventures of Kash Patel & Other MAGA Lunatics with Eumie Michelle
Eumie Michelle joins the show to discuss Kash Patel being a maniac, the cadre of insane right-wingers running the government, the aims behind her content, how the left can become relatable again, and more. Follow Eumie here: https://www.instagram.com/eumieverse_/ Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://he
Can Democrats Oppose Israel?
The war in Iran is still raging and, somehow, nobody knows what's going on. Are negotiations going to happen ahead of the ceasefire expiration? Who knows! Are gas prices on the rise? Yes, as of now, but maybe not! Can Israel be trusted to maintain current ceasefires? Not based on past actions! The reality of the Iran War is one where the entire situation changes on a dime, and no one can antic
Exposing Money in Politics feat. Nico Agosta (@Stocking_The_Capitol)
Nico Agosta (@Stocking_The_Capitol) joins the show to discuss the political integrity PAC, the Integrity Index, members of Congress trading stock, the changing methods of moving dark money, the differences between JStreet and AIPAC, and much more.Support Nico's work here: https://integrityindex.usEarly access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoff
JD Vance’s International Disaster Tour
The HITO boys dive into the failed peace talks between the US and Iran headed by JD Vance. Trump responded to the failure by announcing a US blockade of the already blocked Strait of Hormuz. It seems Trump is willing to subject the American people to maximum suffering, whether it be higher gas prices or more new tariffs — there's nothing he won't do to make things more expensive for no rea
Trump's Phony Ceasefire & Elissa Slotkin’s Threat to Run for President
We return to discuss the strange US-Iran-Israel (?) ceasefire that Israel immediately broke, and all of the lies that flowed from it. Despite Lebanon being included in the ceasefire, that didn't stop Israel from launching Operation “Eternal Darkness,” which dropped 100 bombs in 10 minutes, killing hundreds. Domestically, Elissa Slotkin found herself in the news again, this time with prospects
Infinite Money for War with Iran (feat. My Democrats)
NOTE: The news of a potential ceasefire came out after the recording of this episode. We will discuss it on the next episode.Cory Booker (Cory Booktour) is a lame cornball, Trump's war on Iran continues to escalate (this time featuring a bizarre Easter message), U.S.-Israel-Iran negotiations are on and off, and my Democrats might be plotting to support Trump's $1.5T military budget request
Mallory McMorrow Canceled Our Interview, Here's What We Would’ve Asked
Can anyone really trust Mallory McMorrow? That is the question we set out to answer with our interview of McMorrow, but she backed out last week. Since we have no interview to give you, we instead take a critical look at the differences between what McMorrow says and what she's done with her political power. Topics include her votes in the Michigan state legislature to give tax breaks to datac
Centrists Have Hasan Derangement Syndrome
The boys talk about the insane drama that unfolded after Abdul El-Sayed announced his two campaign events in Michigan with Hasan Piker. Mallory McMorrow made a statement that contradicted her past stance of appearing on shows with large audiences and compared Hasan to Nick Fuentes. Democrats with 2028 dreams, like Elissa Slotkin and Corey Booker, are also inserting themselves into the drama. Broad
Neoconservatives Everywhere & the Left's Anti-War Message Feat. Corn Pop
The boys are joined by Corn Pop (@therealcornpop on TikTok) for a special bonus episode about the developments regarding the war in Iran, if Trump 2.0 is any different than the neocons of old, the lack of coherent messaging from the Democratic Party, why running as anti-war is so important, artificial intelligence, and if Hillary Clinton will run in 2028.Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreo
This War Makes No Sense Whatsoever
CORRECTION: ATC is not directly impacted by the current shutdown, and there were two reported ATCs at La Guardia during the recent accident, not one. If you were wondering why Pete Hegseth is so insane, we have some answers (maybe). Then, the boys talk about how confusing everything regarding the Iran War: Trump keeps lying and saying things will end, then saying it won't end, then saying Iran
The World’s Corniest Administration: Pete Hegseth’s Haikus & A Government Full of Posters
The boys talk about the $200 billion funding request for the war in Iran, the things that money could pay for instead, Pete Hegseth only speaking in Haikus, a Politico article that revealed the Trump admin's consent manufacturing strategy is to post “banger memes”, what's going on with Cuba, and a WSJ article beefing with Hasan. BECOME A PATRON.Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.
Who Should Run for President in 2028? (Q&A)
In this Q&A episode, the boys answer your SEARING questions, from who should run for President in 2028, our thoughts on the California governor's race, book recommendations, if Gage will embrace the bald, and so much more. Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://headintheoffice.com/ Get 40% off Gr
The Cost of War in Iran
The HITO boys give a semi-brief update on the war with Iran, particularly pertaining to the Strait of Hormuz and its openness (shout out Pete Hegseth), Israel is launching a ground invasion into Lebanon, and our Democrats still can't catch a vibe and oppose this war. Later, Will Lawrence joins the show to discuss his race for Michigan's 7th Congressional District, where the party has faile
Public Ownership of AI & Being a Class Traitor Feat. Saikat Chakrabarti
Candidate for CA-11 Saikat Chakrabarti joins the show to discuss succeeding Nancy Pelosi, the inevitable burst of the AI bubble and how the government should respond, the failures of the Democratic Party on ICE, Iran, and basically everything else, and how we should rethink the economy to work for working people. Check out Saikat's campaign: https://www.saikat.us/enEarly access on Patreon: htt
Mines in the Strait of Hormuz & Strongly Worded Letters
The HITO boys are back to talk about Lindsey Graham's insane statements on Fox News, mines in the Strait of Hormuz, Iran’s attacks on oil tankers and infrastructure, Oil market volatility and what it means for gas prices, and what OUR democrats are doing about it all (nothing). Senate Democrats got together to write a strongly worded letter about our bombing of an Iranian girls' school. Bu
Trump and Lindsey Graham’s Christian Jihad
The HITO men continue to discuss developments in the United States and Israel's war with Iran. Civilian infrastructure is now being targeted by all parties, Ayatollah Khamenei's son was selected as the new Ayatollah in a move that is functionally a double down on the Iranian side of the war, our Democrats continue to do functionally nothing, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham apparently
Schrödinger's Regime Change War
The HITO men continue to discuss the war with Iran: how expensive it is, how long it will last, and its human costs. Nobody seems to have their story straight on whether the very obvious regime change is a regime change or not. Marco Rubio gave us a not-so-rare peak behind the curtain when he told reporters Israel dragged us into this and Pete Hegseth is being endlessly corny. Considering the mass
BORED OF PEACE: The “No New Wars” President Starts a New War
Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East! The HITO men talk about Trump’s newly launched war with Iran. They dismantle the lackluster justifications the Trump administration is proposing for why the war is a good idea and dive into the various statements from moderate Democrats that somewhat endorse Trump's horrible actions. Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheoffic
LAME: the State of the Union, the Democratic Response, and Gavin Newsom
The HITO boys recap Trump’s disappointing, long, and excessively racist State of the Union response, relay their disappointment with the Democratic response, and touch on minor updates when it comes to war with Iran. Our Democrats are back with a vengeance this episode, Gavin Newsom is throwing trans people under the bus, Kamala Harris is threatening another run, and the entire party may just be t
Born Just in Time to Deploy to the Middle East
The HITO men talk about the seemingly impending war with Iran and Trump's illegal tariffs. The US military build-up near Iran is reaching 2003 and 1991 levels, and if there's one thing we know about military build-ups, it's that they don't happen for nothing. Trump's might makes right politics amid nuclear “negotiations” may drag us into yet another war in the Middle East! Also
“Prince” Andrew Arrested & Jared of Arabia
The HITO men talk about what seems like the first person to face accountability for the latest Epstein Files drop in the former Prince of England, Andrew Windsor. Zohran Mamdani was also in the news this week with two possible plans to balance the NYC budget: tax the rich, or tax everyone else. The show is wrapped up with talk of a possible war with Iran and Jared of Arabia. Early access on Patreo
My Democrats Can't Stop Disappointing
The boys talk about our Democrats and how they keep falling below our already-low expectations. These Democrats are still lost on the DHS and ICE issue, but who knows what concessions they will extract, if any, during this shutdown. CNN also released new polling that says the Democratic base is becoming more “far left” while Americans' perception of the party is that they are “too liberal”. Th
Can Progressives Win in Rural America? Feat. Kyle Blomquist
Kyle Blomquist, candidate for Congress in MI-1, joins the show to discuss his candidacy, winning in rural areas of the country, Medicare for All, the bipartisan foreign policy agenda of death and destruction, and so much more. More about Kyle here: https://www.blomquistforcongress.com Early access on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/
Pam Bondi’s Epstein Crashout
The HITO boys talk about Pam Bondi’s insane crashout while testifying in front of Congress on the Epstein files and other matters pertaining to the DOJ. Bondi may be the most shameless woman on the planet as she deflects away from important questions about Epstein's alleged associates to glaze Trump and lob straws at immigrants. They also talk about the rising surveillance state as it pertains
Republicans Are Incredibly Unpopular
The boys briefly dunk on the flop of an alternate half-time that was the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show, then they dive into recent electoral victories by left populists across the country. Later, Mike Nellis, host of Endless Urgency and Democratic strategist joins the show to discuss how Democrats move forward, and the boys end by breaking down the DHS funding battle (or lack thereof), Trump
Everything is Epstein & My Democrats Need to Grow a Spine
The HITO BOYS continue to highlight the intersection of wealth and depravity as it relates to more news about the Epstein files. Later, they cover the 21 Democrats who broke with the party to stop the partial government shutdown and extend the DHS/ICE accountability battle. Did the DOJ protect victims like they claimed? No. Did my Democrats grow a back bone? Also no. Tune in to learn about all the
More Epstein Files & My Democrats Caved
The HITO boys are back, this time to once again chronicle what has been a years worth of news that happened over the weekend. Trump once again finds himself at the center of another Epstein files drop as Todd Blanche reaffirms that the insane information revealed will lead to no new prosecutions. The government also partially shutdown this past weekend over DHS funding, but my Democrats love to ca
Is Trump Pulling ICE Out of Minneapolis?
The boys break down the continuously developing situation in Minneapolis. Greg Bovino was kicked out and replaced with Tom Homan, but is that really going to matter? Homan is calling for a drawback of forces but it may just be to save face for the mass deportation effort that is growing more unpopular by the minute. Related to the unpopularity of recent events, there's been reported infighting
They Did It Again
The HITO boys discuss the tragic murder of Alex Pretti at the hands of CBP amid ICE’s mass deportation effort in Minneapolis. The right-wing griftsphere knows no bounds as conservative influencers and Trump administration officials come up with deranged lies to make you believe what happened to Alex Pretti was fine and cool. On the flip side, OUR democrats are useless, and the boys also take a loo
The American Century of Humiliation
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy! The HITO boys return to talk about the World Economic Forum and how the DHS funding bill doesn't take enough away from ICE. Trump is doing everything he can to ruin all of our relationships, and people like Canadian PM Mark Carney are standing up… maybe. Democrats are getting excited about securing $20 million in funding for ICE body cams but is that really go
Where is My Opposition Party!?
The HITO men are back! This time, the boys discuss to the constant influx of nonsense in Minnesota: the DOJ announced an investigation into Jacob Frey and Tim Walz, Walz put the MN national guard on standby, Trump put troops in Alaska on standby for deployment to MN, and a judge ruled that ICE can't keep brutalizing people for no reason (shocker). Amidst all the chaos, we take time to see what
Democrats Are Too Scared to Abolish ICE
The boys talk about ICE’s depravity as they continue their occupation of Minneapolis, with the added discussion of how much the democrats are failing and/or unwilling to meet the moment. Six federal prosecutors in Minnesota quit because the DOJ is pressuring them to investigate Renee Nicole Goods' widow for no reason, and leaked memos detail how ICE agents are scared of the conditions on the g
ICE Storms Minneapolis & Egomaniacal Imperialism
The men talk about the fallout in Minneapolis from the killing of Renee Nicole Good at the hands of the ICE agent Jonathan Ross, the DOJ’s fake criminal investigation against Jerome Powell, and a speedrun of Trump’s imperial endeavors across the globe including Greenland, Venezuela, and Iran. Subscribe to the second channel and BECOME A PATRON!Subscribe to second channel: https://www.youtube.com/c
Abolish ICE
The HITO men discuss the murder of Renee Good in Minneapolis by an ICE agent: the controversy surrounding it, the lies, and the broad analysis of why ICE sucks so hard. They also cover the quagmire in Venezuela and Trump's new proposed $1.5 TRILLION military budget. Be sure to follow on the SECOND CHANNEL and check out the newest video essay!Check out the video essay: https://youtu.be/dj4orXu1
War with Venezuela: First as Tragedy, Then as Farce
Trump invaded Venezuela! The HITO boys gather to discuss the US operation to kidnap Nicolás Maduro out of the Presidential palace in Venezuela. What were Trump's motivations? Was it regime change? Was it oil? Or was it pure megalomania? Tune in to find out. Broadly, it seems like Trump and Marco Rubio want the US to return to an outdated kind of empire-building that will only serve to ostraciz
Review: Independent by Karine Jean-Pierre
HITO book club kicks off the new year with a review of Independent by Karine Jean-Pierre. This was certainly a book! In this review, the HITO men attempt to break down exactly what Jean-Pierre wants out of her new political project and the many places she contradicts herself along the way. This makes 107 Days look like a modern classic! Tune in to see how someone whose job it was to defend Biden h
2025 HITO Award Show
Welcome one, welcome all, to the 4th annual HITO Award Show. If you are new around here, this show is our yearly recap of some of the year's most ridiculous events and people. The community votes on various nominees in categories like worst state of the year, most unhinged national news story, and worst Democrat/Republican. Then, we deliver the UNBIASED results after careful deliberation and o
The Epstein Files & the DNC Election Autopsy: A Tale of Two Redactions
It's the last news-focused episode of the year, and the HITO men are here to talk about Trump’s DOJ continuing to make the most suspicious move at every turn when it comes to the Epstein files. Pam Bondi thought she could get away with not only violating the law and not releasing the full files, but also fully redacting 550 pages of the little that was released. The DNC is also hiding things f
Has Trump Achieved Full Bidenization?
The HITO men discuss the Trump Cabinet Vanity Fair photoshoot, preempt the Epstein files release, talk about Trump's very Biden coded address, express disappointment in a war powers resolution that didn't pass, and run through a host of extras pertaining to both wacky and serious events. VOTE IN HITO AWARDS SHOW: https://forms.gle/xShijH2vSSFHVTAa7 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headinth
The MAGA Coalition Crumbles and Trump’s War on Christmas
The HITO men talk about how Trump can't get anything done and the American people are starting to turn on him for it. Republicans are failing to make healthcare more affordable, Trump's tariffs are stealing Christmas, and he can't get away from Epstein. They finish off the show with a story that uncovered Instacart charging shoppers different prices for the same items. Awards Show Nomi
Pick a Side! Conservative Infighting & Jasmine Crockett’s Senate Bid
The show opens with the HITO boys discussing the current conservative civil war. Will you side with Candace Owens, Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, or Nick Fuentes? Democrats are seeing a little bit of infighting, too, with Jasmine Crockett entering the Democratic primary field for the Texas Senate against James Talarico. Lastly, the boys cover a new ICE operation that involves snatching immigrants who ar
The Somali Right to Minnesota & the CNN Gambling Takeover
The boys gather to talk about the white supremacist rhetoric from Trump and other conservatives against Somali immigrants in Minnesota, honing in on a few fraud schemes to demonize the entire group. In other, also awful, news, CNN announced a partnership with the prediction market Kalshi to bring real-time betting odds into their reporting. From casual war profiteering to promoting destructive gam
“The Fog of War” & “Affordability is a Democrat Hoax”
Donald Trump just entered the contest for worst messaging attempt of 2025 with his “affordability is a Democrat hoax”, and polling indicates the Republican coalition is utterly falling apart. Add the Tennessee special election shift towards blue in the mix, and things are beginning to look good for the 2026 midterms! Also, Pete Hegseth can't stop himself from lambasting reporters and being inf
The Conservative Persecution Complex: ChatGPT, the Bible, and Immigrants
Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension! The HITO men dive into the narratives surrounding the man who shot the two National Guard members in DC. In the face of bipartisan calls to increase vetting for immigrants, they break down why liberals need to stop ceding ground to the right's narratives on immigration. Later, they highlight an ICE agent's use of AI to write a use of force authoriz
Has Marjorie Taylor Greene Changed?
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from Congress, effective early next year. She has separated from the Republican Party and Trump on some key issues like Epstein, the government shutdown, and Gaza... but has she actually changed? Is it a grift? Or can she just sense the political winds shifting? This was originally a substack post on our newsletter, Tertiary News, that was transformed into a sho
Holiday Pregame Part VI
Get ready for the holidays with your two favorite midwestern white boys as they prepare you for a variety of discussions that may come up at your family's celebrations. Can you convince your uncle that Zohran Mamdani won't ruin New York City? Will a cousin say Trump's tariffs are actually going to improve the awful economy? Are mass deportations good for anything at all? Has Trump actu
“QUIET PIGGY”: The Epstein Files Transparency Act Passes & Trump’s Dictator Ambitions
MIKE JOHNSON GOT “THUNE’D”! The men look back at how the Epstein Files Transparency Act became law, dissect the recent updates on blowing up boats in the Caribbean, the UN approving Trump's Gaza “peace” plan, ICE being losers, and Trump crashing out over liberals making a video.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https:/
Is the MAGA Coalition Falling Apart?
RELEASE THE FILES!!! This week the HITO men talk about the deluge of Epstein information, the Epstein files vote, Trump’s affordability tour, and Eric Adams in Israel. To support the show, please become a PATRON and subscribe to the Substack!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://headintheoffice.com/ Get 40% off Ground
Trump: That Dog That Hasn’t Barked
WHAT IS GOING ON!!! Fresh off the heels of the government shutdown, a new Epstein BOMBSHELL dropped, and the HITO MEN gathered to discuss the implications. They also highlight some pardons Trump tried to push through under the cover of darkness. Subscribe to our Substack!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/headintheofficepodSubstack: https://headintheoffice.substack.com/HITO Merch: https://headintheo
Democrats Caved for No Reason Whatsoever
CORRECTION: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is actually goated and we misunderstood her role in the SNAP debacle. Forgive us! More info here: https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/11/the-left-may-owe-justice-jackson-an-apology-on-snap-benefits/YOU DONT HATE MODERATE DEMOCRATS ENOUGH!! The men talk about the complete and total lack of backbones in centrist democrats, their failure to secure anything me
Zohran “Mamdillion Votes” Mamdani & the Blue Wave
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