Everybody Is Awful podcast
Jim Florentine delivers weekly rants about dumb people posting dumb things on social media. The podcast features his humorous and often exasperated takes on the worst of online behavior.
Episodes
Random L Rants 10/12/26
Random Rants 10/12/26
Awful Yelp Reviews 10/5/26
Mom of the week, Loud boom alerts, and a bunch of reviews on Yelp from spolied, entitled people not getting their way.
Mom Of The Week 9/28/26
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Awful Vanity Plates 9/21/26
Never happened stories, Mpm of the week, Loud booms and some terrible personalized plates like HELLCAT, RU RLY OK, NO KINGS and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at jim Florentine.com Sept 26 Point Pleasant, NJ Oct. 9,10 Saratoga Springs, NY Oct 15-17 Tampa, FL Oct. 22 Lakewood, OH Oct. 23, 24 Columbus, OH Nov. 7 NYC
Awful Sports Slang 9/14/26
Mom of the week, new dumb commercials and awful sports slang is dicussed. Support our sponsor: For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/everybody Preorder my comedy special here: https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejv
NFL Season preview 9/726
Never Happened stories, Pickleball douchbags, Dumb Slang and a preview of the upcoming NFL season. Support our sponsor: Download the DraftKings Super app now. New customers sign up with code AWFUL & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Coming Sept 18 New Comedy Special Jersey Trash and also Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 . Preorder here: http
Random Rants 8/31/26
Jelly Roll, Jeep Ducks, Mom and Dad of the Week and more. Preorder Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 8 here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCT5PP24/ref=sr_1_47?crid=2Y0S1EWZSR1XE&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.LK-EzhBbrdsScJnUh4jBcg17TSEhzK5a3NMduEQmUkW32fWrQGp8hvPNVtLKeyY2xtGRyDlPslPsrDaGLd1Pm8uPL-Zgk_Awq1-YJF331PwC-M13Rde916fyb835QZEGxuI3H2VrB-mxc7zdB0XKlwq8gP7pLmSLzJ4UTYVzyv9QcKAK9LXEBLyfLsxlbipS.uE8jGrBE9Wjo7gN
Mom's and Dad's of the week 8/24/26
Parents bragging about how amazing they are. Preorder Jim's new comedy special here: https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentine+jersey+trash&qid=1786902192&sprefix=jim+floren
Awful Yelp Reviews 8/17/26
Loud booms, fake stories, Yelp reviews for a Dollar Store, Pizza Hut and more. Pre order Jim's new comedy special Jersey Trash here: https://music.apple.com/us/album/jersey-trash/6801206899 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF61QPMN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3R5SOXNZ2SLXA&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ALN_YQfDp8iZvgxYvkrDHDUYAEZSeTx95ejvifZA_Tk.ufpOOF9XY4DZ6WryHzTdRzMlpNX4yfdcYmXuEMG5dCI&dib_tag=se&keywords=jim+florentin
Good Side Of Bad News 8/10/26
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Awful Vanity Plates 8/3/26
Loud Booms, Mom of the Week, Never Happened story and dumb personalized plates like Mr. Boom, Bad Chick, L8 Mama, Big Word, Bye Boo and more.
Awful Inspirational Quotes 7/27/26
Mom of the week, loud boom alerts, loniest man of the week and dumb insprirational quotes that motivate no one. Support our sponsor: For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/everybody
Never Happened Stories 7/20/26
Good Side Of Bad News 7/13/26
Loud booms, never happened stories, Dad of the week and stories about the man with the smallest penis, a pastor that farts on his congregates, a guy suing Outback Steakhouse because the bathroom toilet exploded on him and more. Join Patreon for an extra podcast episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com
Awful Yelp Reviews 7/6/26
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Awful Dating Sites 6/29/26
Loud Booms, Never Happened Stories, Mom of the Week, Dad of the Week and some brutal Dating Profiles are discussed.
Random Rants 6/22/26
Attention whore Jelly Roll getting divorced.
Random Rants 6/15/26
Loud booms, Never happened stories, Mom of the week and more.
Awful Vanity Plates 6/8/26
Loud booms, Dad of the week, Never happened story, and a bunch of pathetic personalized license plates.
Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/1/26
Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!
Awful next Door App Posts 5/25/26
Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news. Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce. Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Avenel, NJ, Myrtle Beach, SC, Conroe,
Random Rants 5/18/26
Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."
Awful Yelp Reviews 5/11/26
Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more
Awful Vanity Plates 5/4/26
Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
Random Rants 4/27/26
Awful 80's Songs 4/20/26
Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
Random Rants 4/13/26
The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.
Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/6/26
Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com
Awful Yelp Reviews 3/30/26
Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/23/26
Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
Awful Vanity Plates 3/16/26
2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.
Good Side Of Bad News 3/8/26
Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.
Random Rants 3/2/26
Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.
Awful Dating Sites 2/23/26
One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.
Awful Yelp Reviews 2/16/26
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Random Rants 2//9/26
Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.
Random Rants 2/2/26
Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
Random Rants 1/26/26
Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine
Awful inspirational Quotes 1/19/26
Mom's Of The Week 1/12/26
A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.
Awful Vanity Plates 1/5/26
NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA
Awful Yelp Reviews 12/29/25
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Awful Slang Words Part 2 12/22/25
More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.
Awful Slang Words 12/15/25
Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.
Awful Slang Words 12/8/25
Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL
Awful Yelp Reviews 12/1/25
Good Side Of Bad News 11/24/25
Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE
Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25
Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE
Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25
Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia
Halloween Outfits 11/3/25
Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.
Never Happened Stories 10/27/25
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Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25
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Construction Stories 10/13/25
Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction. Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!
Awful Baby Names 10/6/25
Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
Random Rants 9/29/25
Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.
Random Rants 9/29/25
Super Bowl halftime performer, Allssa Milano is our Mom of the week, and a teacher gets arrested for spraying fart spray at his school. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25
Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.
Never Happened Stories 9/15/25
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Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25
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Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25
Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepic
Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25
Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby. Support our sponsor: Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25
A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy All comedy tour dat
Ozzy tribute with Jim Norton 7/28/25
Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25
Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture. A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
Random Rants 7/14/25
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Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25
Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK. Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18
Random Rants 6/30/25
We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.
Random Rants 6/23/25
Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.
Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25
Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.
Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25
Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0 Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25
More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.
Awful Baby Names 5/26/25
Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, Lond
Awful T Shirts 5/12/25
People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, "WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT" and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
Good Side Of Bad News 5/5/25
Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI
Awful Vanity Plates 4/28/25
More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy See Jim on tour coming to the following citi
Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/21/25
More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/
Never Happened Stories 4/14/25
More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25
A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at P
Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25
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