Everybody Is Awful podcast

Awful Dating Sites 6/29/26 Jun 29, 2026 47:16 Loud Booms, Never Happened Stories, Mom of the Week, Dad of the Week and some brutal Dating Profiles are discussed.

Random Rants 6/22/26 Jun 22, 2026 59:29 Attention whore Jelly Roll getting divorced.

Random Rants 6/15/26 Jun 15, 2026 58:46 Loud booms, Never happened stories, Mom of the week and more.

Awful Vanity Plates 6/8/26 Jun 8, 2026 41:18 Loud booms, Dad of the week, Never happened story, and a bunch of pathetic personalized license plates.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/1/26 Jun 1, 2026 38:51 Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!

Awful next Door App Posts 5/25/26 May 25, 2026 54:48 Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news. Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce. Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Avenel, NJ, Myrtle Beach, SC, Conroe,

Random Rants 5/18/26 May 18, 2026 37:39 Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."

Awful Yelp Reviews 5/11/26 May 11, 2026 51:18 Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more

Awful Vanity Plates 5/4/26 May 4, 2026 46:36 Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Random Rants 4/27/26 Apr 27, 2026 53:14

Awful 80's Songs 4/20/26 Apr 20, 2026 49:22 Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Random Rants 4/13/26 Apr 13, 2026 40:29 The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/6/26 Apr 6, 2026 49:22 Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com

Awful Yelp Reviews 3/30/26 Mar 30, 2026 34:53

Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/23/26 Mar 23, 2026 52:30 Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Awful Vanity Plates 3/16/26 Mar 16, 2026 49:36 2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.

Good Side Of Bad News 3/8/26 Mar 9, 2026 37:05 Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.

Random Rants 3/2/26 Mar 2, 2026 01:00:06 Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.

Awful Dating Sites 2/23/26 Feb 23, 2026 45:02 One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.

Awful Yelp Reviews 2/16/26 Feb 16, 2026 51:38 Support our sponsor: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/

Random Rants 2//9/26 Feb 9, 2026 37:45 Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.

Random Rants 2/2/26 Feb 2, 2026 47:13 Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Random Rants 1/26/26 Jan 26, 2026 49:16 Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine

Awful inspirational Quotes 1/19/26 Jan 19, 2026 40:57

Mom's Of The Week 1/12/26 Jan 12, 2026 49:21 A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.

Awful Vanity Plates 1/5/26 Jan 5, 2026 51:38 NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/29/25 Dec 29, 2025 43:29 Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA

Awful Slang Words Part 2 12/22/25 Dec 22, 2025 54:48 More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.

Awful Slang Words 12/15/25 Dec 15, 2025 01:02:11 Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.

Awful Slang Words 12/8/25 Dec 8, 2025 01:01:05 Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/1/25 Dec 1, 2025 01:02:21

Good Side Of Bad News 11/24/25 Nov 24, 2025 42:32 Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE

Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25 Nov 17, 2025 35:02 Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE

Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25 Nov 10, 2025 48:42 Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia

Halloween Outfits 11/3/25 Nov 3, 2025 50:50 Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.

Never Happened Stories 10/27/25 Oct 27, 2025 42:31 Support our Sponsors: Support the show by going to http://hims.com/AWFUL for your personalized ED treatment options.

Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25 Oct 20, 2025 40:51 Support our sponsor: Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% off your 1st month, go to https://www.betterhelp.com/EIA

Construction Stories 10/13/25 Oct 13, 2025 41:33 Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction. Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

Awful Baby Names 10/6/25 Oct 6, 2025 46:06 Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Random Rants 9/29/25 Sep 29, 2025 44:15 Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.

Random Rants 9/29/25 Sep 29, 2025 Super Bowl halftime performer, Allssa Milano is our Mom of the week, and a teacher gets arrested for spraying fart spray at his school. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25 Sep 22, 2025 41:09 Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.

Never Happened Stories 9/15/25 Sep 15, 2025 40:01 More lies exposed on todays Podcast. Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25 Sep 8, 2025 44:16 Support our sponsor: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup

Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25 Sep 1, 2025 45:25 Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepic

Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25 Aug 25, 2025 45:44 Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby. Support our sponsor: Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25 Aug 18, 2025 44:44 A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy All comedy tour dat

Ozzy tribute with Jim Norton 7/28/25 Jul 28, 2025 45:29

Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25 Jul 21, 2025 39:09 Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture. A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

Random Rants 7/14/25 Jul 14, 2025 36:28 Support our sponsor: Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25 Jul 7, 2025 56:51 Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK. Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18

Random Rants 6/30/25 Jun 30, 2025 43:36 We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.

Random Rants 6/23/25 Jun 23, 2025 36:00 Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.

Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25 Jun 16, 2025 38:57 Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.

Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25 Jun 9, 2025 40:53 Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0 Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25 Jun 2, 2025 42:51 More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.

Awful Baby Names 5/26/25 May 26, 2025 36:47 Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, Lond

Awful T Shirts 5/12/25 May 12, 2025 39:44 People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, "WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT" and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Good Side Of Bad News 5/5/25 May 5, 2025 36:53 Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI

Awful Vanity Plates 4/28/25 Apr 28, 2025 33:54 More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy See Jim on tour coming to the following citi

Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/21/25 Apr 21, 2025 43:08 More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

Never Happened Stories 4/14/25 Apr 14, 2025 38:21 More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25 Apr 7, 2025 52:09 A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at P

Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25 Apr 1, 2025 32:56 Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

Awful Dating Profiles 3/31/25 Mar 31, 2025 32:10 A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating! Check out Jim on Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out Jim's Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy. Join as a member for extra episodes. Check out Jim

Never Happened Stories 3/24/25 Mar 24, 2025 38:45 More stories made up online from pathetic people. Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 2 Mar 17, 2025 01:09:36 Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes, Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

Songs To xxxx Your First xxxx By Part 1 Mar 10, 2025 42:13 David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Check Jim out on tour and also Podcast T shirts a

Awful Dating Sites 3/3/25 Mar 3, 2025 51:55 Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around. Join Patreon for extra epiosdes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Be a member on my Youtube channel for even more extra epis

Awful 80's Songs 2/24/25 Feb 24, 2025 47:07 Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

Good Side Of Bad News 2/17/25 Feb 17, 2025 32:04 More stories about more Teachers banging their students. Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to the following cities: Orlando, FL, Atlanta, Manasquan, NJ, Boca Raton, FL, Emmaus, PA, Minneapolis, MN, Edmonton, Canada. Join my Patreon for extra Podcast episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at https://www

Super Bowl Wrap Up Show 2/10/25 Feb 10, 2025 39:52 The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights. Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine10fm

Super Bowl Preview 2/3/25 Feb 3, 2025 59:24 Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start yo

Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/27/25 Jan 27, 2025 47:13 More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.

The oversatuation of the Kelce Brothers 1/20/25 Jan 20, 2025 01:05:54 The title says it all. Enough with these two. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check me out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Kenosha, WI, Easton, PA, Atlanta, GA, Orlando, FL, Manasquan, NJ, Emmaus, PA, Westminster, CA and Boca Raton, FL. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $20

Awful Vanity Plates 1/13/25 Jan 13, 2025 42:53 Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Westminster, CA Kenosha, WI Atlanta, GA Orlando, FL New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKi

Random Rants 1/6/25 Jan 6, 2025 43:33 Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5.

Never Happened Stories 12/30/24 Dec 30, 2024 37:08 A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media. Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

Awful Yelp Reviews 12/23/24 Dec 23, 2024 48:27 A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Random Rants 12/16/24 Dec 16, 2024 41:49 There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men. Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.

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