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Chris vs. The People

Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens 56 Episodes Aug 18, 2026

Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian Chris Klemens acts as a call-in operator, offering brutally honest advice and engaging in deep conversations with listeners. Topics range from couples counseling to airing dirty laundry, with the twist that you never know if Chris is on your side or against you. Video episodes are also available on YouTube.

Episodes

66: My Teacher Called Me from Prison
66: My Teacher Called Me from Prison Aug 18, 2026 2875 We’re going back to school this week on Chris vs. The People because callers are sharing stories (or trauma) from their days in academia. First we hear from a caller whose dad turned her drive to school into a scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Afterwards, a caller comes clean about plagiarizing a song from a major movie, and another reveals that she got a call from prison…from her old middle
65: I Hit My Grandma With a Croc
65: I Hit My Grandma With a Croc Aug 11, 2026 2968 This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the
64: My Grandpa Was Also My Uncle
64: My Grandpa Was Also My Uncle Aug 4, 2026 2384 Chris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a
63: Chris vs. Jay Jurden
63: Chris vs. Jay Jurden Jul 28, 2026 4320 This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette go
62: My Dad Slept with a Stranger for Disney Tickets
62: My Dad Slept with a Stranger for Disney Tickets Jul 21, 2026 4038 Between a machete under the coffee table, a surprise child, and a questionable way of obtaining Disney tickets, the family lore in this week’s episode goes from zero to legendary real fast. Chris sits down and talks with callers about their debt-fueled argument erupting into a full on living room brawl ending at the ER, a birthday party bombshell of grandma’s decades long affair with her husband’
61: Chris vs. Karan Brar
61: Chris vs. Karan Brar Jul 14, 2026 4184 This week on Chris vs. The People, former Disney Channel star Karan Brar sits down with Chris to unpack child stardom, from iguana co‑stars and steel toed boots to the audition twist that changed his life. They get candid about immigrant family hustle, people‑pleasing on set, and what happens when your work ethic becomes your whole identity. Get ready for hilarious detours and some real talk abou
60: My Boyfriend's Parents Recorded Me Naked
60: My Boyfriend's Parents Recorded Me Naked Jul 7, 2026 2786 Wild nights out get real. Chris takes calls from listeners whose “just one drink” turned into hallway misadventures, chaotic rides home, and next-morning mysteries…complete with receipts. From tequila fueled detours to a security camera surprise, these stories toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Lock in for candid confessions, sharp commentary, and an after show tale that was too spicy
59: Chris vs. Zachariah Porter
59: Chris vs. Zachariah Porter Jun 30, 2026 4107 Chris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mu
58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My Family
58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My Family Jun 23, 2026 2734 Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down.
57: Chris vs. Dillon Francis
57: Chris vs. Dillon Francis Jun 16, 2026 2597 Chris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories th
56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker
56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker Jun 9, 2026 2993 Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on fa
55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone
55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone Jun 2, 2026 5213 This week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host J

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