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142. What Scary Characters Can Say F***** Oct 15, 2026 1776 Today we talk about what scary characters can say ***** and which can’t. ENJOY!  Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.

141. Who Is The Greatest Singer Of All Time? Oct 8, 2026 3446 We battle it out on todays epiosde and find out who is the greatest female singer of all time. We hope you enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod  🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago

140. Jesse Tyler Ferguson Oct 1, 2026 4343 On todays episode we talk to the amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. We talk about his favorite modern family moment, his first break in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, having adele over for dinner and, so much more! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to https://www.rula.com to find a therapist the easy way. #ad  🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineve

139. Who Should We Date? Sep 24, 2026 3029 On this weeks episode, we talk about both being single and who we should date. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15  #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: h

138. Matteo & Nick VS The Outdoors Sep 17, 2026 2557 On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show

137. Are You The Favorite Child? Sep 10, 2026 2616 On todays episode we have Jared Freid on! We talk about if we are the favorite child, getting called overweight by your dad and wearing speedos. Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://www.Quince.com/INLY Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. That’s http://Quince.

136. What Sports are Gay? Sep 3, 2026 1524 Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY! If you’re ready to stop talking yourself out of finding care and making progress, then head to rula.com That’s https://rula.com and take the first step. #ad #sponsor 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tick

135. Parodies with Grace Reiter Aug 27, 2026 3959 On todays episode we have Grace Reiter on! We talk about the sucsess of her hunger games remake, remaking twilight, and we try to do some improv together. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Follow Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracereiter1/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://inev

134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared? Aug 20, 2026 2504 Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬

133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez Aug 13, 2026 2311 Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly Check out Roz: https://www.instagram.com/rozhernandez/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bo

132. Who is More Straight? Aug 6, 2026 1837 On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won? Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-

131. The Odyssey Jul 30, 2026 2439 The Odyssey - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You 131 Today we are discussing the new hit movie, the odyssey! It was nicks bright idea to go see it in 4d and oh boy do we have some thoughts. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Download the Poshmark app today and

130. Callers Leave Insane Voicemails Jul 23, 2026 2736 We are back with some more voicemail and they are so good. Thanks for leaving voicemails and u can call in and leave one here! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a

129. The Twilight Saga Jul 16, 2026 1637 Today we planned on talking about expectations as an adults but then it quickly changed into talking about twiglight and watching scary movies scenes. We hope you enjoy!

128. Caitlin Peluffo Jul 9, 2026 2515 Today we are joined by a very good friend Caitlin Peluffo! We talk her journey on Funny AF, getting dm’d by arianna grande, little house on the prarie, and doing some horrible gigs together. ENJOY! Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping and 365-day returns Check out Caitlins Special now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.mercht

127. Krysta Rodriguez Jul 2, 2026 3545 Today we have Krysta Rodriguez on the podcast!! We talk about being on Broadway together, auditioning for spring awakening, and the most starstruck she’s ever been. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/inly/ #rulapod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.m

126. Pride Jun 25, 2026 2044 Today we are talking about Pride! So many companiues arent doing pride anymore and it’s a shame. Soooo we decided to take it in our hands and come up with some new slogans for their companies! Enjoy! New deals and styles are listed every day, so don't wait. Download the Poshmark app today and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. https://www.poshmark.com/inly10

125. Life Updates Jun 18, 2026 1981 Sooo on todays episode we talk about what has been going on in our lives recenetly because it so much has been going on. We hope you enjoy this one and always be kind!! Enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/inly https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.co

124. Taking Listener Calls Jun 11, 2026 2013 We have started a voicemail where you can leave us questions and ask for advice! We really enjoyed this episode and hope you did too, let us know if you would like to see more of these in the future! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them,

123. Peppermint Jun 4, 2026 5199 Today we have Peppermint on the episode and we chatted about Escape rooms, when she first met Bob, survial; of the thickest, and how much to pack for a one night stay. https://transequality.org https://shop.moodyteas.co/shop/746092343761-transcendence-color-changing-joy-blend-with-miss-peppermint-3415#attribute_values=2,11 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks S

122. Who's Most Likely? Live Show May 28, 2026 1669 This live show was in novemeber of last year, we wanted to release it because we really enjoyed it! We hope you enjoy it aswell! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/INLY Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code INLY at https://mudwtr.com/INLY! #mudwtrpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come se

121. Coming Out Stories & Gaming May 21, 2026 2495 Todays episode we talk about video games and many other things. Let us know what topics you would like to see us talk about next! Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://i

120. We are TERRIBLE at this May 14, 2026 2493 On todays episode we try Improv!! Lets see how this goes, hopefully Nick doesnt pull out a gun! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY #rulapod Head to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th!

119. Margaret Cho May 7, 2026 3166 Today we have the pleasure of talking to the Incredible Maragret Cho. I mean come on now! Look at us! This epsiode was such a treat for both of us getting to talk about comedy and hear stories from the past. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merc

118. The Crew Apr 30, 2026 2108 We have a very speical episode today with our friend crew in LA. We smushed on this little couch so we could all be closer and so we could talk sh*t about eachother. Enjoy! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY #rulapod Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍

117. Overrated Movie Franchises Apr 23, 2026 2181 Today we are looking back at old movie franciehses, frankly we are tired of them and all their dam remakes. Please give us more oringal IP for once, please!!! Anyways toodaloo, enjoy! Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Go see Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧

116. Reading More Mean Comments Apr 16, 2026 1766 Today we are reading some more comments! Leave some more on this episode, enjoy! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https:/

115. Atsuko Okatsuka Apr 9, 2026 3843 Today on the podcast we have Atsuko! We chat about the orca’s (for longer then everyone wanted), how we would survive in the wilderness, what Nick thinks free range chickens mean and much more. Enjoy! Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! htt

114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo Apr 2, 2026 2886 Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtabl

113. Understanding Gen Alpha Mar 26, 2026 1883 Today we are back with another episode of trying to understand the younger generations! We are really trying to understand gen alpha even though we don’t know any of them. The internet is an interesting place. Does anyone even read these? Hi it’s Chris just tipity typing away…hehehehe. Anyways, tooodaloo! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and

112. Our First Kiss Mar 19, 2026 2242 This is our first time doing this kind of episode. An episode all about our firsts. Our first kiss, our first job, our first time performing and many more. Hope you enjoy! Head to ⁠https://Greenchef.com/50inly⁠ and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ⁠https://ExpressVPN.c

111. Bob The Drag Queen Mar 12, 2026 4689 Wow! We finally get our good friend Bob the Drag Queen on the show! We talk about so much in this episode and went alot longer than we normally do, so enjoy! We talk about how we all met, our favorite times together, whether Nick is graceful, and how Bob really got mad at nick recently. Enjoy! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://i

110. Dating Update Mar 5, 2026 2231 Soooo, we get back into Nick’s dating life in this episode and do a bit of roleplay to see how Nick’s dates would go. Let’s just say it could be improved upon! But he is working on it and becoming a better person every day! Go Nick Go! To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas

109. ANTM Doc Reaction — With Someone Who Was Actually On the Show Feb 26, 2026 2647 Today, we are talking about the new America’s Next Top Model documentary. We get into how we feel about it, how we thought it would be light-hearted at first, and what we took away from it. We are also chatting with Joanie Sprague (cycle 6) about her experience on the show and how she feels about it now, 20 years later. Check out her socials aswell and keep up with her. We really loved this conver

108. Red Carpet Tea With Heather McMahan Feb 19, 2026 3862 Today we are chatting with Heather McMahan! Discussing our past experiences on the red carpet, whether Nick is butch or not, how much we love Joan Rivers and so much more! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733

107. Superbowl & The Olympics Feb 12, 2026 1952 On todays chit chat we talki about bad bunnys amazing halftime show. Then we chat about the olympics opening ceremony and who sings the national anthem the best. Enjoy! Head to https://Greenchef.com/50inly and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! h

106. Beckham Family Drama Feb 5, 2026 1757 Sooo the Beckhams are in some drama. Brooklyn is stirring the pot, and they aren't saying anything. Find out everything right here, right now with drama correspondent Nick Smith!!!! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas

105. Heated Rivalry Jan 29, 2026 1884 Today we finally talk HEATED RIVALRY! ENJOY! Right now, go to https://GREENCHEF.com/inlygraza and use code inlygraza to get started with 50% off Green Chef + FREE Graza Olive Oil Set in your 2nd and 3rd boxes. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomed

104. Gossiping with Marie Faustin & Sydnee Washington Jan 22, 2026 3218 We hung out with Marie & Syd and we just chatted about whatever came up! We hope you guys enjoy! Head to FactorMeals dot com slash inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverL

103. The New Avatar Movie Jan 15, 2026 2375 We regretfully went to go see the new Avatar movie so that we could review it for you all. Annnnddddddddddddddd it was not our favrotie you could say. Matteo wanted to leave but Nick made him stick it out. We have so many thoughts about this dam movie. Enjoy! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's

102. Our 2026 Resolutions Jan 8, 2026 2703 In this episode, we reflect on our 2025 resolutions and work on making our 2026 resolutions! Will we stick to them? Will Nick remember the dates he goes on this year? The world may never know! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first

101. The Holidays! Dec 18, 2025 1967 Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://quince.com/inly for f

100. Episode 100 Dec 11, 2025 2262 We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clippi

99. Monét X Change Dec 4, 2025 3289 This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Jo

98. London Nov 20, 2025 1678 We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next

97. Who Knows More? Geography Nov 13, 2025 1577 This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bo

96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson Nov 6, 2025 4955 We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcas

95. Halloween Oct 30, 2025 1959 We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧

87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl Oct 28, 2025 1522 We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 M

90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be Oct 28, 2025 1480 This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.

89. Trying To Survive Oct 28, 2025 1777 We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.c

94. Dieting Oct 23, 2025 1662 We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it. 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Pro

93. Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang? Oct 16, 2025 1484 We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo:

92. Were These Old TV Shows Overrated or Underrated? Oct 9, 2025 1678 We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe. 🎟️ NYC! Nicks next live show “Hear Me Out” is 10/15. Get your tickets now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1721311833029 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedY

91. Reading Mean Comments About Us Oct 2, 2025 1488 We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠http

88. Giving Viewers Terrible Advice Sep 11, 2025 1445 This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-sm

86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong? Aug 28, 2025 1572 We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https:/

85. Mythical Creatures Aug 21, 2025 1397 We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteola

84. Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F** Aug 14, 2025 1394 We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content & Uncensored : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLik

83. Our Toxic Traits Aug 7, 2025 1491 We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomed

82. Coldplay Kissing Disaster Jul 31, 2025 1869 We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.yo

81. Cults Jul 24, 2025 1495 We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS

80. Expectations vs Reality: Growing Up Jul 17, 2025 1482 We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: h

79. We Hated the New Jurassic Park Movie Jul 10, 2025 1467 THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us. 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matte

78. What’s Happening to the Movie Star? Jul 3, 2025 1007 This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now? Head to https://www.squarespace.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6tt

77. Which Superheroes & Villains Are Gay Jun 26, 2025 1508 This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

76. We’re Forced to Compliment Each Other (Audience Q+A) Jun 19, 2025 1619 We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone. 🎧 Part 2 + Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

75. Things We Wish Were Still a Thing Jun 12, 2025 1349 This week we talk about stuff that used to be everywhere — and just quietly disappeared. Some of it we miss, some of it probably needed to go. Either way, we had opinions. Link to Nick's Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1377925615609?aff=erelexpmlt 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.

74. Pride Month Jun 5, 2025 1542 We talk about Pride — what we like, what we don’t, and how it’s kind of turned into a lot. Just some honest thoughts (and jokes, obviously). 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #PrideMonth #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LGBTQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca

73. What Reality Shows Would We Win? May 29, 2025 1519 This week, we try to figure out which reality shows we’d thrive on — and which ones would absolutely ruin us. Zero training, full confidence. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

72. Hot Takes: This Or That May 22, 2025 1366 This week we played a round of This or That — quick choices, strong opinions, no second chances. Part 2 is up now on Patreon if you want more chaos. 🎧 Bonus Content + Part 2: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

71. The New Pope May 15, 2025 1381 There’s a new pope — and we have thoughts. Mostly bad ones. That’s the episode. Nick's show in Brooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1330824765699 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast

70. Which Animals Are Gay? May 8, 2025 1340 This week, we’re talking about animals that are gay — and how it’s way more common than you'd expect. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

69. Greek Mythology May 1, 2025 1407 This week, we dive into Greek mythology — the gods, the drama, and the history. Also, Nick finds out what the Rosetta Stone is. Big week. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

68. Cities & Countries We Think Are Gay Apr 24, 2025 1300 Some cities are just gay — and we try to figure out which ones and why. Is it the vibe? The people? The brunch scene? We investigate (loosely). 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here 🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

67. Katy Perry & Gayle King Go To Space Apr 17, 2025 1379 What happens when Katy Perry and Gayle King board a spaceship? We’re not sure either — but we talk about it anyway. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here 🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

66. Natural Disasters Apr 10, 2025 1370 What actually is a natural disaster? And how much do we really know about them? This week, we try to figure it out. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here 🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Check out squarespace.com/ineverlikedyou for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use offer code INEVE

65. F*** Marry K*** Apr 3, 2025 1087 FMK – Chaos Edition 💥 This week, we play a bunch of ridiculous (and sometimes unhinged) rounds of Fk, Marry, Kill — from celebrities to cartoon characters to completely random themes. Nothing is off limits. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 📺 Watch on YouTube 🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices.

64.Iconic Movies We Hated Mar 27, 2025 1424 This week, we discuss Iconic movies that we hated! Check Out Our Patreon for Bonus content! https://www.Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Watch this show on YouTube! Follow Nick: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Produced by Chris Caso: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4/ Check out squarespace.com/ineverlikedyou for a free t

63. Are These Fictional Characters Gay? Mar 20, 2025 1272 This week, we discuss Are Theses Fictional Characters Gay? Check Out Our Patreon for Bonus content! https://www.Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Watch this show on YouTube! Follow Nick: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Produced by Chris Caso: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4/ FOLX is the leading LGBTQ+ health and wellnes

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