Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica
Join powerful but over-it medium Madame Magenta and her husband Bernard on their run-ins with spirits, fae, and annoying dead exes. Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her memoirs, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Season 1, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband. Season 2 sees Magenta pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. In Season 3, they ward off a demonic entity living in an unlikely object. And in Season 4... we're on the case with Magenta & Bernard's Paranormal Investigations! Magenta also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans.
Episodes
Pride Special 1 - Live Stream (7 Jun 2026)
It's the first of our Pride specials! Through the month of June, we'll be raising money for LGBTQIA+ charities. This week, the funds were split evenly between Stonewall, Mermaids, Trans Lifeline and the Elton John AIDS Foundation - all excellent outfits doing excellent work. Don't forget to head on over to the YouTube channel to watch the catch-up video, and see Bernard's songs of the wee
The Scottish One - Live Stream (31 May 26)
After a brief hiatus, M&B are back with more esoteric insights, toe-tapping tunes and rallying cries of rage in this era of late-stage capitalist chaos. Don't forget, you can head to YouTube and watch the catch-up version of these live streams, and you'll get to hear Bernard's songs that get cut from the podcasts! Songs in this episode: Chappell Roan: Hot To Go, Talking Heads: Once In
Your Favourite Marsupial - Multi-Charity Live Stream (10 May 2026)
It's another multi-charity special! Plenty of Muppet-talk in this week's stream, along with a pondering on whether Waterworld is a maligned classic, and some distinctly unhelpful spiritual guidance from Jilly Cooper and this week's guest publication, The Medieval Traveller by Norbert Ohler. And of course, we helped raise money for a host of charities: PCRF, Medical Aid For Palestinians, T
Good Gollum Miss Mollum - Live Stream for PCRF (3 May 2026)
Good Gollum, Miss Mollum! It's another M&B charity live stream, raising money for the PCRF - Palestine Children's Relief Fund. A very body-positive episode this week (with no thanks to our star bibliomancy text, Pandora by Jilly Cooper). Head on over to the YouTube recording of the livestream to hear Bernard play Both Sides Now (Joni Mitchell) and Boy Child (Scott Walker), which of co
Mr Brain and Aunt Bessie - Multi-Charity Live Stream (26 Apr 2026)
On this week's episode of "half-remembered things and dubiously named British foodstuffs", M&B discuss the phenomena of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings, the Fray Bentos Meaty Pud, the Double Decker, and of course, Mr Brain's Pork F*****s.Join us next week, when M&B promise to eat at least one (1) of those foodstuffs on air! Watch the next stream on Sunday 3rd May, at 8pm UK time
So Far So Midsommar - Live Stream for UNICEF (19 Apr 2026)
Magenta spills the tea on her time as a Brownie, a Rainbow and other such curiously-named after-school cryptids.You can still support this week'd charity, UNICEF, by going to this page.And you can join us on our next stream (another choose-your-own-charity-adventure!), on April 26th, here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p
A Chain Of Burger Restaurants - Multi-Charity Live Stream (12 Apr 2026)
It's the second consecutive week of M&B's multi-charity extravaganza! Join us for more fortune-telling live stream goodness.Join us for the next one! Sunday 19th April, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). You can watch it on the Long Cat Media YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch pages. Here's the link to the YouTube version.And you can still choose a charity to support on this week's campaign p
We're leaving Spotify. Let's keep in touch!
Here's the link to our Bandcamp pageAnd here's the link to our Ko-fi pageHello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it was about how we’re taking all our shows off Spotify.And now, that time has come: as of today, we’ve requested their removal. Spotify makes the process as opaque as possible, so we don’t have a definitive date for when they
Brutal Heckle - Multi-Charity Live Stream (5 Apr 2026)
It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had donations to Amnesty International, Trans Lifeline, PCRF, Women For Refugee Women, ActionAid and Action Against Hunger. Thank you everyone! We also had Magenta's absolutely BRUTAL heckle to Bernard mid-song. Listen on for that!Please join us next week f
Sixteen Roosters - Live Stream for WaterAid (29 Mar 2026)
It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical. This week, M&B are raising money for WaterAid. You can still donate to this week's charity here.And join us for the next stream on April 5th, Easter Sunday! You can watch it here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri
Thicc Witches - Live Stream (22 Mar 2026)
Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches. You can still donate to this week's charity, ActionAid, hereAnd come join us for the next stream on Sunday 29th March, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Miff And Mo - Live Stream (15 March 2026)
A slightly belated Live Stream! As usual, we've had to cut out Bernard's songs for copyright reasons, but there were a couple of real doozies in this stream, so head on over to YouTube to check those out.You can still donate to this week's charity, Action Against Hunger, hereAnd tune in to the next stream on Sunday 29th March at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art1
Bean-Heavy Episode - Live Stream (8 Mar 26)
It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one. Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream!And you can still donate to this week's charity by visiting this link.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses - Live Stream (1 Mar 26)
Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money for International Rescue Committee.Donate to this week's charity hereJoin us next week at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), Sunday 8th March, on YouTube, Facebook
Cross-Eyed Bear - Live Stream (22 Feb)
It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes. Join us on Sunday March 1st at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK time (3:30pm ET) - Watch hereAnd you can still support this week's charity, BARNARDOS, hereSee Privacy Policy at ht
Jamon Jamon - Live Stream (15 Feb 26)
It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 22nd! You can watch it on YouTube hereAnd if you want to support this week's charity, OXFAM, you can do so here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 26)
It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! You can watch it on YouTube hereAnd if you want to support this week's charity, Amnesty International, you can do so here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)
We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! You can watch it on YouTube here.And if you want to support this week's charity, Amnesty International, you can do so here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)
This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title. Join us for the next live stream! 25th January 26.Donate to this week's charity - Human Rights Watch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)
It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name generator.This week's charity is HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH - please donate to the campaign here.Join us next week! Sunday 18th January on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. See Privacy P
Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)
It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt.We've almost raised £5000 this year! Tune in to the next one to see us cross the threshold! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info
Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)
Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the wintertime (RIP Chris Rea).If you'd like to donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, you can do so here.We have one more livestream left in 2025 - on the 28th December at 8pm UK
Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)
Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his glory.Link to the next stream! Watch here on YouTube on Dec 14thDonate to this week's charitySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy
Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)
Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall...WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM ON YOUTUBE - 7 DECDONATE HERESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)
Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at your office Christmas party! All this and more.
On Wednesday 26th November at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) - tune into the MOCKERY MANOR S1E1 Live Listening Party! Watch on YouTube here
And you can still donate to this week's charity, Internatio
Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)
M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about.
The next live stream will be on Sunday November 23rd at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.
Watch it live on YouTube here
And you can still donate to this week's charity, Medecins Sans Frontiers, by visiting this week's GoFundMe
Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)
Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained professional (ie Magenta).
The next live stream will be on Sunday November 16th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.
Watch it live on YouTube here
And you can still donate to this week's charity,
Important: Please stop using Spotify
Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help.
If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop, and switch to another podcast player.
As I'm sure most of you know, there's plenty of evidence that Spotify is a terrible company with a long history of exploiting and underpaying artists, but that's only part of why it's so bad.
It's been r
Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)
It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail completely malfunctioned, and for some reason the chat decided that "FART IT!" should be the show's new catchprase. Who are we to deny them that?
The next live stream will be on Sunday November 9th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on Y
Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)
What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to hear because of copyright laws. So you better tune into the next one!
You can still donate to this week's charity, Care International, by hitting this link.
Tap here to watch the next live stream on 26th October!
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It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)
Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun.
Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link to watch live on YouTube.
And if you'd like to donate to this week's charity, UNICEF, you can visit the GoFundMe page here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee P
Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)
A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an exciting update from last week's lottery winner!
The next live stream will be on Sunday 12th Octover 2025 at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it here:
And if you would like to donate to this
Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)
This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they have ADHD, and rigging the lottery.
You can still donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here!
And you can watch our next Live Stream on October 5th here!
As always, you can email madamemagentauk
A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)
Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen?
Highlights from Magenta & Bernard's weekly YouTube livestream, recorded 21st September 2025, with an audience of beloved tragic fans.
This week, we are raising money for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by
Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25
Magenta and Bernard are back!
It’s a new season of our chat podcast - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity!
From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET).
These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questio
WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology
It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one)
It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode!
This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC!
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WHAM 5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham
It's WHAM episode 5!
This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM.
If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES.
That's really all you need to know.
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WHAM 4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation
It's WHAM episode 4!
It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale!
Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies.
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WHAM 3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives
It's WHAM episode 3!
It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES!
Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen.
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WHAM 2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM
It's the second episode of WHAM!
Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us).
CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse
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WHAM 1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory
It's WHAM episode 1!
Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment.
First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out.
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S4E8 - Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season!Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap
S4E7 - Prolapsed Rectory
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://
S4E6 - Catching Flies
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-f
S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap...Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker
S4E4 - Lone Wolf
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap
S4E3 - Mr. Baby
Read the TranscriptsIn this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo
S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz
Read the TranscriptsMagenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSe
S4E1 - Guitar Ghost
Read the TranscriptsJoin Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!Are you ready to RAWWWWK?Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac
S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)
Read the TranscriptsMagenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me
Letters! Welcome to 2024!
Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.comThere's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!And we dedicate thi
Live! From the London Podcast Festival 2023
Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop!Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents!Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand n
Magenta & Bernard play D&D in... Dumbgeons & Dragons!
M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network.Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then!Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure)Dumbgeons & Drago
Letters! and Magenta Presents: Ghosted
Subscribe to Magenta Presents now!Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event...We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED.Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, bouti
Magenta's Halloween Special 2022!
Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta!Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric!Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th.Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelic
S3 E16 - The Conclusion!
The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now!www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 E15 - Frank Zappa Mantis Shrimp
Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment!But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.comwww.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad ch
S3 E14 - Porcelain Udder
An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here!www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 E13 - The Return Of Tragic Fans
Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters!That's it, really.Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 E12 - The Curious Incident Of...
An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here!www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 E11 - Catching Up On Letters
Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans!Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop.Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUKListen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad cho
S3 E10 - Continuing The Story!
Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story.Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop.Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUKListen to Long
S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart
Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop.Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode,
S3 E8 - Birthdays
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls upon Taro
S3 E7 - Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once agai
S3 E6 - Valentine's Day Twitch Stream
Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream!They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head! If
S3 E5 - Pets
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once agai
S3 E4 - Sound
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once agai
S3 E3 - Sleep and Ghosts
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once agai
S3 E2 - Science
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once agai
S3 E1 - Xmas Presents for Partners
Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.Then Magenta calls once aga
Magenta and Bernard - Emergency Broadcast
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Book 2, Chapter 33 - The Final Countdown do do dooo dooo, do do do do dooo
Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous he
Book 2, Chapter 32 - Um Bumba Way
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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer.
Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous he
Book 2, Chapter 31 - Dun Dun Dunnnnn
Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous he
Book 2, Chapter 30 - I'm Loving Angels Instead
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Book 2, Chapter 29 - Crikey O'Riley
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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer.
Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous he
Book 2, Chapter 28 - Well I Never / Blinkin Nora
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Book 2, Chapter 27 - That's Right, Elspeth! / Crikey
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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer.
Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous he
Book 2, Chapter 26 - I'll Never Ever Let You Go
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