Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Episodes
Phone Tap: Fantasy Roommate
Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining a football league with a new group and he’s never met the commissioner until we call him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover the Big Brother
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops soldier, CLOVER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation
Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Minor Leagues of Reality TV
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing just HOW far he’s willing to go to be famous!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Wants Wine
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor
Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that maybe the house would sell quicker if they weren’t such bad neighbors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hotel's Sad Violin
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think he’ll believe us?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno
One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling to introduce her co-worker, Rolando, to her husband! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Swim Neck Surgery
In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’ve picked out for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Choose Your Elevator Voice
In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator VOICE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Give Us A Human
Are you sick of automated AI customer service like we are? In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling customer service and demanding a human to speak to, even if we’re already speaking to one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: All Disabled Parking
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling up a senior citizen and letting them know a small change is happening to their daily routine. Old people LOVE when you mess with their routines right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Colonoscopy Add-Ons
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Customer Empathy Training
In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan Fixes Your MacBook
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Fresh Outta Prison
In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in date with him now that she’s out of prison!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Shout For Shark Dives
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Tik Tak Does Pilot Training
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik Tak!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: HB-Oh-No!
In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re from the streaming service and we’re the ones in control!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Garage Fail
Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see how riled up we can get him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Office Reality Show
Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work! How could he pass this up?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: The Strong Thong
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the STRONG THONG! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care
Today we’re phone tapping a woman who is looking for an in-home caregiver for her father, and lucky for her we don’t just have one but TWO perfect candidates for the job!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Dined and Dawdled
We’re Phone Tapping a restaurant to tell them we dined and dashed awhile back, and now we feel bad about it. Not bad enough to pay what we owe, but still pretty bad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Pub Trivia Date
In your Phone Tap, our victim THINKS he’s getting set up on a blind date but in reality BROOKE is calling to try out her rusty flirting techniques for a bar trivia date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Psychic Samuel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on the hunt for a new PSYCHIC, and boy do we ever have the candidate for her! His name is Psychic Sam and he’s doing a Phone Tap on her now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Big Rick's Madder Than A Jalapeño Horsefly
What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Punch A Teacher
Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, we're gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence
Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hotels Just Want To Have Pun
Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours
Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Young At Heart
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Password Protector
Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Car Thief Career Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster
Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cat Calling Parrot
In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: New to Naturopathic
Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit we’re calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far we can push him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Voicemails Gone Loco
Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: New Neighbor Jamie Button
You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Jake Paul Tweet Battle
Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette
Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc.
Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Swappin With Squeegee
One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Gentle Car Talk
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Margarita Mondays
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: You Didn't Say Goodbye
Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call so we’re calling to get what we deserve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: The Name Shame
Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Big Rick's Buffet Ban
Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild & the Lost Water Bottle
Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters
The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff
Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave
Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hate A Date
In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked
The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One
Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: 2 Jobs 1 Rep
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy
In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dinner Party Dilemma
One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian
We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Real Talk
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Chatbots With No Chill
In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Soda Can Conundrum
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Dogs Follow Her
Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Play Date Snack Attack
One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Extra Fees On Your Fees
Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Kinky Kids Books
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Sweet Angel Baby
One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Car Psychic
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Lawyer Of Love
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Brightside Brawl
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Crimanimals BBC Show
Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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