Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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Episodes
Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff
Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave
Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hate A Date
In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked
The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One
Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: 2 Jobs 1 Rep
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy
In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dinner Party Dilemma
One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian
We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Real Talk
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Chatbots With No Chill
In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Soda Can Conundrum
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Dogs Follow Her
Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Play Date Snack Attack
One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Extra Fees On Your Fees
Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Kinky Kids Books
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Sweet Angel Baby
One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Car Psychic
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Lawyer Of Love
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Brightside Brawl
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Crimanimals BBC Show
Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama
One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: ChatGPT Tech Support
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: City Deer Ambassador
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having a ROUGH week. The only bright spot has been a deer visiting her yard, that she’s posted pics of on social media. Her friend hit us up and thinks a Phone Tap might be just what this animal lover needs to turn her week around!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: The OCD Ghost
Today’s Phone Tap victim just bought a new home and is ready to move in! But before that big day, we’re calling as the “previous owner” to warn her about a supernatural, super helpful presence hiding in her walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Mister Sisters
One of our listeners wanted to make his wife a little jealous so he emailed us and we were totally game! His wife is about to get a call from someone in his office who is crushing on him HARD, in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Timid Ben Swingers Cruise
We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Phone's Mocking Me
In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: TAS Waiter
We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: FEU
In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hungry Kids Jogathon
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Over Aggressive Typer
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Family Togetherness Plan
In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Dirty Dougie
In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Taylor and the Gluten-Free Pony
In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Don't Mess With the DMV
One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: PB and Vacay
Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Automated Hubert Hubert
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster
Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Swift Coin Crash
We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: 5th Proposal's The Charm
A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Little Spreadsheet Skank
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just started dating his coworker and SHE thought the best way to start off their office romance would be to email us so we can get him in trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Customer v Customer
We got TWO different Phone Tap requests to mess with someone about a missing package, so we thought, how about we put those two people on the phone with each other and see if they can fix their own problems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hulu Truly Cares
One of our listeners told us his friend is going through a tough breakup and all he does is spend time at home watching Hulu. Today, we’re calling from Hulu to let him know our systems have noticed how sad he is and he better knock it off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ashton Scams The Scammer
Today is Technical Director Ashton’s FIRST Phone Tap and he’s clapping back at the scammers that keep calling the radio station phone lines!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Senior Center Killing Wolves
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover DoorDash Detective
Today’s Phone Tap victim had her food delivery STOLEN off her front porch and she reported it to her building’s security. Luckily for her, we have the finest ex-special forces team member on the case! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Honeymoon Therapy
One of our listeners asked up to set up her FUTURE daughter-in law right before her wedding. Now there’s a few EXTRA activities on her upcoming honeymoon that she wasn’t exactly EXPECTING…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Wakey Wakey
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is away on business and has a history of missing flights if he doesn’t have a wake up call. That’s not gonna be an issue today when we call with the Wake Up Call of all Wake Up Calls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan and the Country Crock
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who works part time at a senior home, and for all her hard work, she’s getting a commendation from our resident senior Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Fundraiser For Children
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently asked her boss for more help with setting up their annual fundraiser for needy children. Well help is on the way via a DUAL Phone Tap from Jose and Jeffrey!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Daddy Does The Feeding
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman who is meeting her boyfriend’s family for the first time this weekend! She’s delivering some friendly advice to her brother’s new girlfriend that she better STRAP IN for dinner time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stinkergeist
Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Gym Bathroom Only
Today’s Phone Tap victim has had a gym membership for almost a year but has only gone one time. He made the mistake of telling his friend that, who told us, and now he’s getting the squeeze put on him by the gym higher ups!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Historical Clown Landmark Status
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Megaphone Syndrome
In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her son and Brooke's handling his customer service complaint even though she can’t handle modulating her voice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Suck More Score Less
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Sell A Lemon
In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Motorcycle Whisperer
Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps reporting a motorcyclist for noise violations in her neighborhood, so we’re pretending to be the police and telling her we have our best motorcycle psychic on the case!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Steady Eddy Weddy Crashy
In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: March Against Marching
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Mario Party
Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Nurse Nappy
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Your Daughter's Song Sucks
In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ice Machine Madness
Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet
We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Blood Bank Return
Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: The Play Zone's At Capacity
Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: AI Medical Assistant
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Surprise You're Getting Married
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder
When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Work From Home Webcam
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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