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Retardmaxx Podcast

Self-Improvement Education Leisure

Elisha Long 140 episodes Oct 31, 2026

Audio uploads from the YouTube channel @ElishaLong, featuring content from the Retardmaxx Podcast.

Episodes

Be retarded around women, people, and friends Oct 31, 2026 34:16 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

If you log out, it's still 2007 and you're retarded Oct 25, 2026 30:02 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

The imagination of the retard surpasses the intellect of the genius Oct 17, 2026 32:41 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Life changes every October for the retard Oct 3, 2026 30:20 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

A retard in motion stays in motion Sep 20, 2026 35:01 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest Sep 13, 2026 30:52 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Women love retarded men but despise the spiritually lesbian Sep 1, 2026 30:09 Drifting the short bus through the depths of Kali Yuga. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retarded ass men vs spiritually lesbian tit men Aug 25, 2026 31:07 Drifting the short bus through Kali Yuga https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded to escape this hell Aug 18, 2026 30:29 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded because 99% of men are spiritually lesbian Aug 4, 2026 34:16 Drifting the short bus through a minefield https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

so much energy people will lowkey think ur retarded Jul 22, 2026 33:25 The Stress of Future Movement and Developing The Inner "Spring." Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, parents, and friends Jul 8, 2026 31:31 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Psycho, Killer, Retard, Pervert - The 4 Archetypes Jun 30, 2026 32:06 Join The Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded because neurodivergence is neuroprotective Jun 23, 2026 30:57 Join The Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Idiots Remember. Geniuses Forget. Retardmaxx Jun 16, 2026 31:03 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

The final act of genius is being retarded May 28, 2026 30:41 Ride the tiger https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

The Serious Benefits Of Retardmaxxing May 23, 2026 35:32 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Too Retarded to Fail May 15, 2026 33:14 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes you better with women, friends, and jobs May 4, 2026 33:00 Join the short bus Titans https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and stop wasting your life Apr 27, 2026 29:36 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

I Spent My Entire Life Trying To Be Smart But I'm Retarded Apr 22, 2026 32:10 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Kinda retarded but my heart is on fire Apr 14, 2026 37:48 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, humor, and sex Mar 31, 2026 34:20 Drifting the short bus through minefields https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and you won't have bad luck Mar 24, 2026 43:23 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing Mar 10, 2026 30:29 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Not retarded if your brain is bigger than your balls Mar 5, 2026 31:44 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and she comes back Feb 26, 2026 33:55 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and fire your therapist Feb 19, 2026 32:15 Choo choo the short bus is around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and quit your job Feb 14, 2026 29:00 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, heartbreak, and jobs Feb 6, 2026 40:57 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Everyone thinks I'm retarded Jan 15, 2026 32:03 Ride the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx Jan 7, 2026 41:25 Drifting the shortbus through a minefield https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing women, girlfriends, and mothers Dec 22, 2025 32:36 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded is your only hope in this decrepit world Dec 10, 2025 01:04:24 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't even try thinking today Retardmaxxing Dec 4, 2025 30:17 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't read a single traffic sign today retardmaxxing Dec 1, 2025 28:09 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

In the depths of my overthinking I found within me an invincible retard Nov 22, 2025 34:20 Choo choo the short bus is coming soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

All quiet on the frontal lobe retardmaxxing Nov 19, 2025 30:42 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

God blesses his most retarded warriors Nov 6, 2025 32:59 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing because thinking is gay Nov 4, 2025 37:42 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Became retarded to be successful Oct 28, 2025 32:37 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

You can't overthink if you're not thinking retardmaxx Oct 24, 2025 30:38 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

I started Retardmaxxing and life got better Oct 22, 2025 01:59 I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen but as the years wasted on nothing ever did unless I caused it." Charles Bukowski Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx no thinking required Oct 17, 2025 45:13 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

If you can see this you're retarded and that's good news Oct 14, 2025 33:58 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Hey retard your rides here Oct 10, 2025 28:58 Ride the tiger. Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

No aura, not athletic, not retardmaxxing Oct 8, 2025 31:25 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Not a thought behind my eyes today retardmaxxing Oct 7, 2025 39:50 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Life gets retarded every October Oct 1, 2025 35:09 Choo choo. The short bus is coming to town. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Women only date retards Sep 29, 2025 36:21 Choo choo the short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, coworkers, and jobs Sep 22, 2025 42:32 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Don't count calories or track steps Retardmaxxing Sep 18, 2025 23:29 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry Mom I'm Retarded Sep 17, 2025 35:16 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

His Name Was Charlie Kirk A Retardmaxxer Sep 12, 2025 29:25 The short bus is speeding up https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry Boss I'm Retarded Sep 8, 2025 25:08 Join the short bus pirates https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded when you think twice you double lose Sep 5, 2025 30:04 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

All my friends are retarded Sep 2, 2025 31:18 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Haven't had a single worry all day retardmaxxing Aug 28, 2025 30:34 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry babe I'm retarded Aug 22, 2025 42:28 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't have a single deep thought today retardmaxxing Aug 19, 2025 35:44 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Stop trying to be smart and be retarded Aug 15, 2025 32:12 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't have any anxiety or depression since retardmaxxing Aug 13, 2025 33:03 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and stop editing yourself Aug 6, 2025 32:33 Short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retarded Adventures of a Short Bus Conquistador Aug 4, 2025 30:42 The short bus is coming to a town near you. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Just Retardmaxxing in the backyard Jul 25, 2025 30:36 The magic short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Thinking makes you gay try being retarded Jul 24, 2025 28:01 Join the short bus kings https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retards Unite - A Short bus meetup Jul 22, 2025 02:22 The short bus is coming to your city. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing sugar, smoke, and spirit Jul 18, 2025 29:35 The short bus is coming to your city. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Just Retardmaxx It Jul 14, 2025 23:56 The short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and mog the world Jul 9, 2025 27:21 Choo choo the short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx Ice Cream and Bicep Curls Jul 7, 2025 25:33 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

RetarTED Talks Jul 2, 2025 30:18 Choo Choo the short bus is a block away. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx your girlfriend and wife Jun 30, 2025 34:38 Choo choo, the short bus is almost here https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Women made me retarded but still came back Jun 28, 2025 25:35 The short bus will be arriving very soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retarded because thinking is gay Jun 25, 2025 30:55 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Stop trying to be retarded and be retarded Jun 23, 2025 28:35 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, and thinking Jun 20, 2025 27:15 The short bus will be arriving shortly https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes 99% of women and opportunities come back Jun 18, 2025 31:44 The short bus will be arriving soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong