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Retardmaxx Podcast

Elisha Long 140 Episodes Jun 30, 2026

Audio uploads from the YouTube channel @ElishaLong, featuring content from the Retardmaxx Podcast.

Episodes

Psycho, Killer, Retard, Pervert - The 4 Archetypes Jun 30, 2026 00:32:06 Join The Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded because neurodivergence is neuroprotective Jun 23, 2026 00:30:57 Join The Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Idiots Remember. Geniuses Forget. Retardmaxx Jun 16, 2026 00:31:03 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

The final act of genius is being retarded May 28, 2026 00:30:41 Ride the tiger https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

The Serious Benefits Of Retardmaxxing May 23, 2026 00:35:32 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Too Retarded to Fail May 15, 2026 00:33:14 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes you better with women, friends, and jobs May 4, 2026 00:33:00 Join the short bus Titans https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and stop wasting your life Apr 27, 2026 00:29:36 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

I Spent My Entire Life Trying To Be Smart But I'm Retarded Apr 22, 2026 00:32:10 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Kinda retarded but my heart is on fire Apr 14, 2026 00:37:48 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, humor, and sex Mar 31, 2026 00:34:20 Drifting the short bus through minefields https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and you won't have bad luck Mar 24, 2026 00:43:23 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing Mar 10, 2026 00:30:29 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Not retarded if your brain is bigger than your balls Mar 5, 2026 00:31:44 Short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and she comes back Feb 26, 2026 00:33:55 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and fire your therapist Feb 19, 2026 00:32:15 Choo choo the short bus is around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and quit your job Feb 14, 2026 00:29:00 Short Bus Conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, heartbreak, and jobs Feb 6, 2026 00:40:57 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Everyone thinks I'm retarded Jan 15, 2026 00:32:03 Ride the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx Jan 7, 2026 00:41:25 Drifting the shortbus through a minefield https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing women, girlfriends, and mothers Dec 22, 2025 00:32:36 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded is your only hope in this decrepit world Dec 10, 2025 01:04:24 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't even try thinking today Retardmaxxing Dec 4, 2025 00:30:17 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't read a single traffic sign today retardmaxxing Dec 1, 2025 00:28:09 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

In the depths of my overthinking I found within me an invincible retard Nov 22, 2025 00:34:20 Choo choo the short bus is coming soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

All quiet on the frontal lobe retardmaxxing Nov 19, 2025 00:30:42 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

God blesses his most retarded warriors Nov 6, 2025 00:32:59 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing because thinking is gay Nov 4, 2025 00:37:42 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Became retarded to be successful Oct 28, 2025 00:32:37 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

You can't overthink if you're not thinking retardmaxx Oct 24, 2025 00:30:38 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

I started Retardmaxxing and life got better Oct 22, 2025 00:01:59 I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen but as the years wasted on nothing ever did unless I caused it." Charles Bukowski Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx no thinking required Oct 17, 2025 00:45:13 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

If you can see this you're retarded and that's good news Oct 14, 2025 00:33:58 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Hey retard your rides here Oct 10, 2025 00:28:58 Ride the tiger. Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

No aura, not athletic, not retardmaxxing Oct 8, 2025 00:31:25 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Not a thought behind my eyes today retardmaxxing Oct 7, 2025 00:39:50 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Life gets retarded every October Oct 1, 2025 00:35:09 Choo choo. The short bus is coming to town. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Women only date retards Sep 29, 2025 00:36:21 Choo choo the short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, coworkers, and jobs Sep 22, 2025 00:42:32 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Don't count calories or track steps Retardmaxxing Sep 18, 2025 00:23:29 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry Mom I'm Retarded Sep 17, 2025 00:35:16 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

His Name Was Charlie Kirk A Retardmaxxer Sep 12, 2025 00:29:25 The short bus is speeding up https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry Boss I'm Retarded Sep 8, 2025 00:25:08 Join the short bus pirates https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded when you think twice you double lose Sep 5, 2025 00:30:04 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

All my friends are retarded Sep 2, 2025 00:31:18 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Haven't had a single worry all day retardmaxxing Aug 28, 2025 00:30:34 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Sorry babe I'm retarded Aug 22, 2025 00:42:28 Join the short bus crew https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't have a single deep thought today retardmaxxing Aug 19, 2025 00:35:44 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Stop trying to be smart and be retarded Aug 15, 2025 00:32:12 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Didn't have any anxiety or depression since retardmaxxing Aug 13, 2025 00:33:03 Join the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and stop editing yourself Aug 6, 2025 00:32:33 Short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retarded Adventures of a Short Bus Conquistador Aug 4, 2025 00:30:42 The short bus is coming to a town near you. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Just Retardmaxxing in the backyard Jul 25, 2025 00:30:36 The magic short bus is right around the corner https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Thinking makes you gay try being retarded Jul 24, 2025 00:28:01 Join the short bus kings https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retards Unite - A Short bus meetup Jul 22, 2025 00:02:22 The short bus is coming to your city. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxxing sugar, smoke, and spirit Jul 18, 2025 00:29:35 The short bus is coming to your city. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Just Retardmaxx It Jul 14, 2025 00:23:56 The short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and mog the world Jul 9, 2025 00:27:21 Choo choo the short bus is coming to town https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx Ice Cream and Bicep Curls Jul 7, 2025 00:25:33 Choo choo the short bus is right around the corner. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

RetarTED Talks Jul 2, 2025 00:30:18 Choo Choo the short bus is a block away. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retardmaxx your girlfriend and wife Jun 30, 2025 00:34:38 Choo choo, the short bus is almost here https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Women made me retarded but still came back Jun 28, 2025 00:25:35 The short bus will be arriving very soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Retarded because thinking is gay Jun 25, 2025 00:30:55 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Stop trying to be retarded and be retarded Jun 23, 2025 00:28:35 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, and thinking Jun 20, 2025 00:27:15 The short bus will be arriving shortly https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes 99% of women and opportunities come back Jun 18, 2025 00:31:44 The short bus will be arriving soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, vices, and injuries Jun 16, 2025 00:36:09 The short bus is coming to a town near you https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, work, and friends Jun 13, 2025 00:27:28 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women, friends, and jobs Jun 11, 2025 00:31:08 Choo choo, the short bus will arrive soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Thinking is gay retardmaxx Jun 10, 2025 00:35:47 Join the short bus kings https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded not schizo from weed Jun 6, 2025 00:31:37 The short bus will be arriving soon https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

A retard uses Chat GPT Jun 3, 2025 00:28:10 The Short bus will be arriving soon. https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded with women and homeless people May 30, 2025 00:23:49 Take a ride on the magic short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong retardmaxxing

Be retarded because thinking holds you back May 29, 2025 00:24:37 Take a ride on the short bus https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

"retardmaxxing" May 23, 2025 00:23:16 Join the short bus sages https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes 99% of women like you May 21, 2025 00:31:03 Join the short bus Titans https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded makes you more confident than 99% of men May 19, 2025 00:29:13 Join the short bus sultans https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Being retarded is a black belt in life May 16, 2025 00:33:42 Join the short bus kings https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded and stop overthinking May 9, 2025 00:28:10 Join the short bus conquistadors https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

Be retarded because thinking is gay May 6, 2025 00:29:48 Join the short bus kings https://www.patreon.com/elishalong

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