
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a live-play podcast by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice, featuring professional voice actors and improvisers. Set in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, the series uses the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's Dark Heresy TTRPG. Players include Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, who attempt to save the Emperor from a mysterious cabal. The podcast has been downloaded over 2.5 million times.
Episodes
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.25 - The Gue'vesa Rebellion
Brother Solomon informed the Vespid of Aun’o Artemis’s betrayal of the Tauva and of his illegitimate claim to his position. The Vespid said they would determine the truth of his corruption, and would kill Solomon and his people if it was in fact deception. Excella Rhodes, Spartacus, and the Agents decided on their plan of attack and Solomon informed the Vespid through the helmet they had given him
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.24 - Test the Stinger
As the agents made plans to challenge the Ethereal, Spartacus heard how Morgan spoke of xenos and he no longer trusted her to help the Kroot find a way off the planet. Solomon, however, considered his alliance with the Kroot to be sincere, and promised to help them. Spartacus took Solomon to treat with the Vespid, but as they approached the Hive, it seemed to be emitting harmful radiation. Damien,
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.23 - The Hive of Silent Death
The agents returned to the Kroot dome, Spartacus summoned Tau that might be sympathetic, and Stevius left to round up Gue’vesa leaders to discuss the current situation. Morgan showed the Tau Romeo’s recordings of the battle and the bodies they had found in the woods. The Tau were hesitant to accept duplicity within their ranks, but accepted that unintentional mistakes may have been made. The agent
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.22 - Unintentional Mistakes
The agents fought off the last of their Tau ambushers. Solomon had a troubling sense of a desecration within the cave, and upon investigating, they discovered the bodies of Gue’vesa, Kroot, and a few Tau, all of which had been there since around the establishment of Fontus. Spartacus then arrived, and after explaining what had happened, all evidence pointed to the theory that the people who had go
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.21 - A Troubling Desecration
The agents found themselves isolated in the woods, ambushed by Tau in stealth battle suits. Solomon quickly discovered that the weapons that had been provided to them by the Tau had been sabotaged, Morgan tried to drag Stevius to safety but couldn’t entirely avoid him being hit, and Damien drew on the warp to alter the flow of time around some of their enemies to delay their attack. They focused t
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.20 - Ambushed
The agents selected their weapons and boarded transport to the site of the Great Hunt, accompanied by Stevius, Romeo, and Whistler. They set down in a forest at some distance from the other teams and fanned out to search the area. As they approached a cave mouth in search of wargs in the area, they were suddenly set upon by gatling gun fire emanating from a stealth battle suit.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.19 - The Great Hunt
In the final rounds of the contests for the right to join the Great Hunt, Stevius miraculously beat Excella Rhodes at regicide and cleared his debt with her, and Damien handily won his contest of warp manipulation. Back at the Kroot camp, the agents were welcomed more fully into the clan. Solomon shared the teachings from his bible with the Kroot and had Damien transcribe additions from the Kroot
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.18 - The Chapter of the Kroot
Having created their own Gue’vesa gang with the Kroot and Stevius Funkhauser, the agents prepared for a contest to prove their worth and join the Great Hunt. Having dressed in the style of the Kroot, they met with the other gangs, and were instructed to choose their individual contests. Morgan won her sharpshooting contest handily, but Solomon’s unarmed combat went awry when his opponent was mista
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.17 - The SFU of the Kroot
After their meeting with Aun’O Artemis, Damien was reeling, but Morgan managed to bring him back to himself by invoking the unwavering cheerfulness of Valentyne. Outside the dome, Solomon was approached by a Tau, who informed him that he could ask any drone about the fall of mankind and the Emperor, but Solomon found the idea laughable and the others didn’t correct him. After failing to get access
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.16 - On the Fall of Humanity
Morgan and Damien received electoos to access to the entire hamlet of Fontus and recited the Tau Oath Allegiance, renouncing allegiance to the Emperor, while Solomon refused. After getting a primer on how to behave, Morgan and Damien gained an audience with the Ethereal, Aun’o Artemis, and came away with more information than they expected: the Tau appear to be capable of faster-than-light travel
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.15 - An Audience with the Ethereal
Though the agents panicked at the approaching red eyes, the Kroot child who came in with Morgan identified the animals not as wargs, but as Kroot hounds. She shooed them away, but the runt, “Whistler,” stayed behind and Solomon befriended it by feeding it scraps. They decided to get electoos in order to gain an audience with the Tau Ethereal, but Solomon declined when he realized he would have to
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.14 - Friends of the Kroot
The Inquisitorial band were led by Stevius to meet the Kroot. Solomon agreed to their leader, Spartacus’s, offer to share a meal with him. When the meal turned out to be a human torso, the band hesitated, but realized they had little choice in the matter, so they all ate and Spartacus agreed to sponsor their stay on the planet Vorix. Only when Morgan returned to meet Damien and Solomon as they tur
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.13 - The Heart of the Hunter
The Inquisitorial band, disguised as Ministorum priests, landed on the planet Vorix at a bustling hamlet. They were disturbed to see autonomous metal beings moving around, and Damien especially was overwhelmed by the xenos strangeness surrounding him, though Solomon managed to calm him down. Stevius led them through a security checkpoint, where the Tau were courteous and welcoming, and they were g
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.12 - Welcome to Fontus
Morgan escaped her pursuers from the bar, and the Inquisitorial band boarded Stevius’s ship on the way to the Tau-infested planet Vorix. On the way, they debated what else they could offer their smuggler other than the auramite Aquila pendant he was expecting as payment. Having come to no agreement, they took Stevius up on his offer to play regicide and turned their game into a wager. Damien won t
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.11 - Double or Nothing
The planet Vorix has been infested by Tau and the agents have been tasked with removing them. Morgan, Damien, and Solomon donned their disguises as Imperial preachers and boarded the Janus II space station to meet their contact, Stevius Funkhauser, and procure passage to Vorix. Hoping to pay him less than his asking price, they plied him with drinks first, but when Morgan realized the bar didn’t t
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.10 - The Galaxy’s Luckiest Charmer
The Lucky Strike re-entered the Warp, and Morgan informed Solomon and Damien that they were in greater danger, but did not relay that the danger was now in the form of the Alpha Legion. Avarice briefed them on their next mission. The Tau had inexplicably established themselves on an Imperial world and blockaded the planet against a small force of Imperial ships. The agents have been tasked with re
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.09 - The Body Remembers
The crew of the Lucky Strike was becalmed for 137 days. Solomon and Talos Ivo discussed Solomon’s Book of Ezekiel, and Damien in turn spent time with Solomon discussing his own, official, bible. Valentyne and Morgan spoke via astropath and the Inquisitor revealed that the code word was in fact the war cry of the Alpha Legion. As a precaution, Morgan then arranged to record the genetic sequences of
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.08 - Failure Is Not An Option
Solomon had Talos Ivo sanctify his auramite-infused xenos glaive by inscribing symbols onto it that represented his companions. Avarice learned that the captain of the crew that attacked them and abducted the Judge was Libertine Morwith, a human who was raised in Drukhari captivity and escaped to become a rogue trader. They decided not to pursue the Judge, having no idea where he went and trusting
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.07 - Sanctus Fortus Unus
Damien questioned Morgan about the auramite aquila necklace that CL053T had made, and she revealed that she had requested it for Damien to wear because of auramite’s anti-psyker properties. Morgan reviewed the symbols on the intruders and realized that they were Drukhari runes that were altered purposefully to be offensive to a Drukhari. CL053T reported that repairs to the ship would take 114.3 da
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.06 - Becalmed
Morgan, Damien, and Solomon discussed the findings from their initial investigations into the recent incursion aboard the Lucky Strike. They decided to keep a human watch on duty at all times. Solomon used stimms to stay awake during his first watch, and when he couldn’t sleep later, Damien had him sedated. Morgan privately asked CL053T to used some of their auramite to fashion and aquila medallio
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.05 - Damage Done
Morgan needed answers about possible tampering in Avarice’s brain, but CL053T wouldn’t permit Talos Ivo to perform a scan on the Savant, so Morgan asked CL053T to do it instead and the scan revealed no anomalies. She then asked Talos Ivo to explain his religious doctrine, determined that his benefits outweighed the risks, and ordered CL053T to dedicate some of his time to giving the Mechanicus the
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.04 - Motive and Opportunity
While the intruders were sucked into space through the open airlock, Morgan, Damien, and Solomon managed to hang on until Talos Ivo secured the seal once more. They got a brief look at the enemy ship before its cloak engaged, but with a damaged engine, the Lucky Strike was stuck in place for now. Once Avarice was set free, the savant revealed that his bifurcated brain had allowed the intruders abo
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.03 - The Bifurcated Brain
With Judge Rex nowhere to be found and Morgan injured and poisoned, Brother Solomon and Damien continued to fight their way out of their room. Damien unleashed a powerful blast to eliminate most of the intruders in their immediate vicinity, a gun servitor cleared the rest, and CL053T pointed them in the direction Morgan had been taken and secured Talos Ivo. Morgan managed to shake off the effects
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential
The Lucky Strike was boarded while its crew slept. Morgan awoke to an intruder in her room who seemed human, but moved like a Drukhari. The strange being claimed she had abducted Judge Rex on behalf of a client. Damien and Solomon discovered the door to their quarters had been welded shut, so they began tearing through it with weapons and warp fire while trying to make contact with anyone else abo
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega
The agents completed another mission, having rescued the Heretek Talos Ivo, and resolved the Drukhari incursion within the Hawkstar system. Morgan, Damien, Solomon, and Judge Rex set off once more in their ship, the Lucky Strike, awaiting information on their next mission.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.36 - Parting Gifts
As Solomon duelled the Incubus, the wraithbone Warp gate opened a portal to Commorragh, and the Archon grew impatient, popping the heads of Governor Darius and the Astropath. Damien summoned his psychic abilities and finished off the Incubus, but the powers in the Warp overwhelmed him and he became possessed by the Deamon Kestrel. Morgan decided to leave the governor to his fate in favour of savin
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.35 - A Prayer in Steel
The band fought and destroyed the massive Spyrer Amberlin. Morgan used the password Hydra Dominatus to access the throne room where two Drukhari bearing symbols of the Kabal of the Bladed Cage held Darius and his Astropath hostage. As they reached an impasse with words, the Archon suggested a duel between the Incubus and Solomon. As the two fought, Morgan called Romeo in to stealthily observe the
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.34 - The Kabal of the Bladed Cage
As the agents attempted to drive through the main gate of the governor’s estate, their rank spike was flagged, alarms sounded, and the guard attacked. Amberlin had obviously been forewarned. Their driver drove through wildly anyway in their armoured vehicle, and when they were finally stopped by an unyielding door, Morgan used her rosette to open it and they entered the ground floor of the mansion
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.33 - The Spyrer
Having saved a few hundred Imperial citizens, the agents patched themselves up and reported back the Beatrice Hawkstar, who introduced them another member of the family, Usinger. When Morgan relayed the information about Drukhari involvement, Usinger realized that Amberlin was consorting with xenos. They decided they would put Usinger’s forces on the xenos problem, Beatrice’s forces would provide
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.32 - The Source of the Rot
Amidst the burning xenos ship, the agents faced off against a Drukhari ambush: a powerful Sybarite alongside Kabalite warriors. Rex 2 took a lot of damage and the Judge went down, but Damien healed him and was surprised to be bestowed with additional protection from the warp. When the skirmish ended, Judge Rex took a Drukhari head as a trophy, Solomon became concerned about this strange behaviour,
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.31 - Justice Before People
Deep in the burrows, the Inquisitorial agents heard the screams of people facing off with Drukhari in the darkness of the tunnels. Solomon and the Judge hid amongst the burning shacks and prepared an ambush. Humans emerged and staggered towards them wearing explosive collars, forced to curse the Emperor, follow by a large, floating pirate-like ship bearing twelve Kabalite warriors. Damien hurled a
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.30 - The Inferior Species
In the dark distance, the agents could hear Drukhari attacking Imperial citizens. Damien gave his data slate to one of the burrow citizens so they could follow the map and lead others through the weakened void shield. As they moved towards the combat zone, Solomon noticed two Drukhari Hellions waiting in ambush. Damien threw warp fire at them, the Judge electrified one with his shock maul and orde
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.29 - Hellions
Out of the darkness, a Jetbike bearing a terrifying rider with its sword out, raced past Solomon and just barely missed him. Damien realized that the chorus of screams they had heard was actually from the Jetbikes, he recalled that a dark sect of the Aeldari used those types of fear tactics, and the agents found themselves facing off against three Drukhari. The team’s training paid off and, though
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.28 - Screams in the Dark
The agents entered the burrows to find a city beneath a city with an entire society functioning with good people and a sense of community, even though they were clearly suffering. Morgan discovered a vent system and entered it to access the void shield generators that were being used to block off areas that had been purged and prevent escape in the upcoming purge. At the shield generator, Damien r
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.27 - The City Below
Morgan took and chance and told Beatrice Hawkstar that their benefactor wanted them to help the pirates resume their operation, at which point Beatrice revealed herself to be the secret leader of the pirate group, The Redistributors. She herself had triggered the emergency beacon when she became concerned about the excessiveness of the purges. After Solomon let slip the Judge’s name, Beatrice real
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.26 - Half Truths
The agents made their way into the governor’s estate with the help of their Administratum guide. With the governor unavailable, their goal became to convince any member of the Hawkstar Family that they would be useful allies. Morgan researched the important members of the family and determined that the recent assassinations were much more likely carried out by those within the family, rather than
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.25 - The Emperor’s Tears
A member of the Administratum greeted the agents-in-disguise, and informed them that some heretics were causing a problem, but the purges would sort it out quickly. He assured them that there was no need for them to stay, but Morgan insisted they the investigate the situation at the governor’s estate. Their Administratum guide was enamoured with Damien, and the psyker used that to learn that appar
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.24 - A Monofamilial Governate
The Gellar field, now improved by Talos Ivo, held fast through the warp and let the agents sleep more soundly until the ship abruptly changed course to respond to an emergency beacon on the planet Ravenshrike in the Hawkstar system. They learned from Avarice that the system is an important source of mined materials and sees frequent pirate activities, which have recently decreased. Their mission i
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.23 - The Hawkstar System
As the days passed with no new missions, the Inquisitorial band added their personal touches to the chapel and created new daily rituals. Solomon’s health improved and he became accustomed to his new legs, Damien created new purity seals and taught the group how to fight alongside a psyker, Judge Rex led them all through Arbites meditations, and Morgan surprised the crew with random tasks at rando
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified
Having spoken with Valentyne, Morgan gathered the crew to inspire them to stay the course. She then practiced combat tactics with Judge Rex in a successful attempt to get him to warm up to her. Solomon approached Damien like he would a Grox he wanted to befriend, and eventually Damien agreed that Solomon could move into his room to watch over him during the brother’s recovery.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the Grox
For four days, CL053T worked on Solomon, to save his life, as Solomon was stuck in a bizarre dream state. When he awoke, his body was covered in scars, his right eye had been replaced with an augmetic, his legs were clearly not his own and had been gen-hanced. Talos Ivo was recovering too, but of course without his legs. As Solomon recovered, Morgan spoke with Valentyne through her servitorized as
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.20 - The Flesh is Weak
Brother Solomon could still be saved, but to do so, CL053T gave Morgan two options for replacing his lower-half: either an artificial grav option that would leave him floating, or taking Talos Ivo’s legs. She chose the latter and CL053T got to work. Judge Rex asked Morgan to accompany him to interrogate Damien, but upon seeing Damien, Morgan ordered the Judge out of the room. Morgan then spoke wit
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.19 - DECEASED
With the Gellar field still weakened, Damien experienced another warp pulse and hit Solomon and a Daemonette with necrotic energy, and Judge Rex set Rex 2 on Solomon as the brother continued to attack him. As things looked desperate, the food in their stomachs literally spoiling inside them, all signs of Chaos suddenly disappeared and snapped back to normal. Talos Ivo emerged, cheerfully declaring
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.18 - Perils of the Warp
As the Lucky Strike entered the warp, the crew’s sleep was disturbed by nightmares. As Damien slept, he saw the daemon, Kestrel, who was responsible for first igniting his psyker abilities, and accidentally used his powers in reality, thereby weakening the Gellar field. The rest of the crew woke up to alarms alerting them of the field’s instability. Morgan protected CL053T as the servitor attempte
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.17 - Warp Dreams
Finally back aboard their ship, the Lucky Strike, the agents secured Talos Ivo, and received healing or augmetic repairs. When they retired to their separate spaces to rest, Morgan instructed CLO53ET to build a small chapel on the ship, and wrote her report on the mission and her comrades to Valentyne. Damien returned to his quarters to self-flagellate. In speaking with Avarice, the Judge learned
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.16 - A Mind Too Small for Doubt
The Inquisitorial agents fought to gain entrance into the nearby ship. When Morgan entered, she came face-to-face with a chained up and bloodied Talos Ivo, who was quite cheerful about his impending rescue. Solomon took it upon himself to protect Talos throughout the chaos, and Talos’s guileless charm may have helped forge a burgeoning friendship with the brother. Judge Rex made it onboard after s
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.15 - Talos Ivo
The agents made their way toward the Jumentierre Estate, and found improvised Valkyrie fliers that would give the Crimson Brothers advantage in the fight. The area was guarded by two Hereteks and a swarm of servo skulls, so Morgan opted for a stealth approach. She sent data from a nearby cogitator to CLO53T, who confirmed that Talos Ivo was meant to be on one of the ships, but when the Judge and t
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.14 - A Deft Touch
Having escaped the Flensing House, the band took a short rest to treat their wounds and regroup, now in the company of two Arbitrators and a soldier. The Judge’s wounds were severe, but only after Morgan pressured him, did he allow Damien to heal him with powers from the warp. Solomon, meanwhile, noticed the Judge having a private conversation with Damien and returning healed, and so began to reco
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.13 - A Complicating Factor
After finishing off the Flayed Man and the Ascended Brother, Damien and Judge Rex sifted through data and learned that Talos Ivo had been transferred to the Jumentierre Estate. Meanwhile, Morgan and Solomon continued fighting their way into the Flensing House, but Damien and the Judge made it out, along with two Arbitrators and another soldier fighting alongside them.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.12 - Heretic vs Heretic
Inside the Flensing House, Damien fought and seriously wounded the Flayed Man, while outside, Larsa Quinn was killed and Arbitrators joined the fight against the Flayed Guard. Despite their heretical clothing, Solomon’s shouted praising of the Emperor convinced the Arbitrators that he and Morgan were on their side, and they all started fighting their way up to help Damien and the Judge.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.11 - Reinforcements & Warpfire
Morgan retrieved the damaged Romeo, but was spotted and a firefight ensued. Judge Rex and Damien continued to fake their way through checkpoints within the Flensing House and learned that Talos Ivo had been taken further up the building to the Flayed Man.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.10 - Blood Sacrifice
Morgan and Brother Solomon provided overwatch from an adjacent building, while Damien and Judge Rex talked their way into the higher levels of the Flensing House. Thet were warned about the presence the Crimson Brothers upstairs, but when Damien sent Romeo, Morgan’s servo-skull, back to her with an update, Romeo was suddenly shot out of the air by lasgun fire.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.09 - The Flensing House
The inquisitorial band trudged through the battlefield wasteland, heading toward the northernmost hive of Arcturus IV, in the hopes of retrieving their Heretek target, Talos Ivo. At a checkpoint into the underhive, they were forced to prove they were in fact Khornate cultists. To avoid carving the symbol of Khorne into their own flesh, Morgan grabbed the flight officer they had saved from the wrec
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.08 - The Symbol of Khorne
At the crash site, the Inquisitorial agents discovered that their target, Talos Ivo, was gone and the Arbitrators were on their way to the hive to locate the Khornate cultists. Morgan suggested they disguise themselves as cultists and move quickly and covertly to get ahead of the Arbitrators and find the Heretek first. They donned cultist robes and prepared to infiltrate the hive.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.07 - In the Guise of the Heretic
The agents flew across the battlefield in their stolen Aquila Lander toward the crash site and their Heretek target, only to spot several Khornate cultists already there, pulling people out of the wreckage. The band seemed to have the upper hand until their Lander was suddenly shot out of the sky and plummeted toward where they stood below.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.06 - Crash Site
Judge Rex and the Mechanicus representative presented arguments for who should gain custody of the Heretek, but the Magistrate revealed their target’s transport had crashed in enemy territory and the Magistrate would deal with him. Having few options left, the agents stole an Aquila Lander and headed to retrieve their mark.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.05 - Arbites v. Mechanicus
The agents set out on their first mission, to extract an imprisoned Heretek whose experiments should prove useful. Armed with forged papers for prisoner transfer, they arrived at the fortress precinct on Arcturus IV, a planet in the midst of a civil war, now having to convince the magistrate to release the Heretek to their custody.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.04 - Arcturus IV
Brother Solomon convinced the rest of the inquisitorial band to undergo a secret ceremony from his homeworld, in order to understand each other and become a more cohesive unit, each sharing a secret fear and a secret hope.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.03 - The Secret Ceremony
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls, working under Special Condition, collected the final members of her new crew: a psyker, Damien Proxima, and Avarice, their savant. They boarded their rogue trader vessel, The Lucky Strike, and began to familiarize themselves with their new surroundings and their new allies.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 1.02 - A Pious Psyker
Having received orders from her inquisitor, Interrogator Morgan Rhalls set out to gather the operatives for her new retinue. Judge Buchanan Rex and Brother Solomon Gale have now joined Morgan as agents and they have set out to meet their next contact, a psyker.
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Introducing...Agents of the Inquisition: A Warhammer 40K RPG - 1.01 - Special Condition
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls is hauled out of prison and assigned a team of hand-picked operatives to lead on a mission ordered by Roboute Guilliman himself. Her task is so secret that she's forced to operate under special condition - her actions will be denied even by her own Inquisitor. Can Morgan become a true Agent of the Inquisition? Or will she and her team fall to Chaos before her duty is don
4.41 - Heresy’s End (SERIES FINALE)
The Inquisitorial band are facing an ork army inside the palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) opened the gate and declared Pandora a demon of surrender before the party banished her, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) used Trin Rakai’s soul to heal his compatriots. But will the combined might of an inquisitor, an interrogator, a military veteran and an unsanctioned psyker be e
4.40 - No Surrender
The Inquisitorial band are facing marines and Necrons trying to escape Mars! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) felled an enemy but awakened the xenos, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted a marine to the ground, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) raced straight to the gate, and their arco-flagellant died in combat with Sandor Rafferty. Can
4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”
The Inquisitorial band are storming Nikos Manta’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) claimed a new golden arm, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) executed Chora for unreliability, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Chora’s body and fell deeper into his obsession, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconsecrated his crozius arcanum in the blood of their foes. Can they de
4.38 - Reconsecration
The Inquisitorial band are in control of a Titan! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Blackhand and the Duke with warpfire before Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched them to death, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) said goodbye to Voidstain and was given a bolt pistol, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the bridge opposite Chora and her demon siblings.
4.37 - The Brutal Aquila
The Inquisitorial band have boarded the Titan! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was pleased with the plan of attack, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) began to fantasize about burning heretics, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) lost a hand and a husband staggering the Titan, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to set the Duke against Octavius Blackhand. Can this band s
4.36 - The Warbringer
The Inquisitorial band are desperately trying to escape Mars! Valentyne‘s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ruse convinced Sandor Rafferty to get him to Terra, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) accepted that Morgan had to be left behind, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) escaped the land speeder crash unharmed, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched as Toby was torn apart inside a Tit
4.35 - Pretender to The Throne
The Inquisitorial band are in trouble on Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) barely dodged a death by scarabs, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his brawn to protect the band, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) led his fellows directly into capture by the Crimson Thatch chapter, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was discovered by a trio from Valentyne’s past. Can these
4.34 - The Red Planet
The Inquisitorial band have made it to Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced off with Galen and denied the heretic’s every ambition before executing him, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was thrilled by the murder, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Galen’s body so intensely he damaged his own mind, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was smug when it turned out lI
4.33 - Pious Rage
The Inquisitorial band are on their way to see the dying Archon! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explained his mindset to Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane), L1 helped the band’s psyker upgrade his mask, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) continued her subvocalized chats with the journalist servitor, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is leading the group to the drukhari Citadel
4.32 - The Warpfire Mask
The Inquisitorial band have joined forces with a drukhari poisoner! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared to fight an Ur-Ghul, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned the poison out of Morgan’s blood, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) confirmed the truth of Valentia’s claims, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the party to Valentia's plan for guaranteed access to
4.31 - The Poisoner’s Tale
The Inquisitorial band have won over Archon Davros! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the weakening Drukhari leader, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) avoided drinking to stay sharp, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flirted with Davros but may have been poisoned, and Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) people were permitted to join the factory’s defences. Can they keep the
4.30 - Court of The Archon
The Inquisitorial band have defeated a wych cult! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his organic arm to the enemy, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was rescued by a Sslyth, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) helped the group escape the ambush site, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Attikus a replacement arm and claimed a Crozius Arcanum for himself. But are these good o
4.29 - A Blessed Maiming
The Inquisitorial band are battling a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) destroyed an enemy transport with her dark lance, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sniped wyches and bikers with Morgan’s rifle, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a wych off the bridge, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted wyches with his psyker powers. But will he use his super cha
4.28 - Fish in a Barrel
The Inquisitorial band are ambushing a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took to a high vantage point to snipe at the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) joined her in case reiver jetbikes came after her, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) murdered his way into command of the choke point, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) found a new pistol and tried to spare the
4.27 - Choke Point
The Inquisitorial band have allied with an Archon! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the group’s value to the drukhari clear, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) watched the guards suspecting a trap, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) kept an eye on the enemy psyker, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flirted her way into a drukhari dark lance. But can these heroes massacre a
4.26 - Talented Hands
The Inquisitorial band are entering a drukhari citadel! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) challenged Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) to find a purpose beyond survival, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) promised Attikus she would never lie to him again, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swore his loyalty to the interrogator unto death. But can these heroes find allies among th
4.25 - Mean Streets
The Inquisitorial band have entered Commorragh! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used Trin Rakai to locate the gate, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) abandoned his family sword to become something new, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had to disguise his faith behind his shield, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) bet Jeffer’y on their eventual success. But can these heroes ri
4.24 - Commorragh, The Dark City
The Inquisitorial band received everything they need from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned his personal demon was the nascent god of hope, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) learned about the warp while Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched him suspiciously, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new and improved xenos shield he hates. But can th
4.23 - Hope of The Warp
The Inquisitorial band are receiving information and equipment from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked about the conspiracy and his personal demon, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) received harlequin armour, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) wanted to learn about the warp, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked for absolutely nothing as he hates the pl
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