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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice 303 Episodes Sep 17, 2026

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a live-play podcast by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice, featuring professional voice actors and improvisers. Set in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, the series uses the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's Dark Heresy TTRPG. Players include Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, who attempt to save the Emperor from a mysterious cabal. The podcast has been downloaded over 2.5 million times.

Episodes

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.36 - The Inquisitork
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.36 - The Inquisitork Sep 17, 2026 2634 Last episode, Avarice gave Morgan the information required for her team’s upcoming mission. She learned the Inquisitork was an Ork that had been altered to be loyal to the Inquisition and was currently being thawed out of a cryo-pod onboard the Lucky Strike. She also learned her team’s mission is to convince an ork armada to leave a Blackstone pylon codenamed “Ravenor”. It will be an undercover mi
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.35 - The Consequences of Ignorance
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.35 - The Consequences of Ignorance Sep 10, 2026 2563 Last episode, the Judge finally underwent a dangerous Rejuvenat treatment. Despite CL053T’s lack of experience providing the procedure the Judge fully recovered, though he lost a few of his core memories in the process. Solomon was relieved to see a bit of the Judge’s interest in regicide remained. Relieved by the Judge’s recovery, Morgan went to the chapel and found herself having a heart-to-hear
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.34 - Rejuvenat
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.34 - Rejuvenat Sep 3, 2026 3026 Last episode, Solomon went about inviting each member of the core band to welcome Talos Ivo, Stevius Funkhauser and Whistler with a Promethean Secret Ceremony. Each new member of the team revealed their greatest desire and greatest fear (except Whistler who just ate and drank) and Solomon added a seared meat snack to the ceremony to honour the Kroot. After the ceremony Morgan took the Judge to rec
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.33 - Secrets & Fears
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.33 - Secrets & Fears Aug 27, 2026 3387 Last episode, Morgan had successfully brought the Judge back to the team but realized he was in terrible condition. She made a list of priorities for his treatment, and ordered CL053T to prepare a rejuvenat treatment for the elderly arbitrator. While that was happening Damien took up position in the chapel and created a “purge book” to pour all of his doubts into so he could free his mind of them.
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.32 - Internal Truths
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.32 - Internal Truths Aug 20, 2026 3299 Last episode Morgan was invited to meet with Libertine Morwith aboard the Shadow to negotiate the Judge’s return and made the trip solo despite the team’s objections. Solomon and Damien spent their time preparing the Lucky Strike for combat in case the situation deteriorated. In her negotiations Morgan remained cautious, only revealing what she had to, and successfully brought the Judge home - dis
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.31 - Negotiating in Shadow
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.31 - Negotiating in Shadow Aug 13, 2026 2914 Last episode, the Judge was forced to battle his fellow captive Tasha while puppeting the body of an Ork. Victorious, he struck Tasha down and the others swore vengeance against him before enacting a deadly battle of their own. Meanwhile, the rest of the agents returned to the Lucky Strike and introduced Stevius Funkhauser to the rest of the crew. During a brief moment of transition Morgan filed r
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.30 - The Final Lesson
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.30 - The Final Lesson Aug 6, 2026 3190 Last episode, the Judge was slowly losing his mind on the ship of the Rogue Trader Libertine Morwith. His fellow prisoners have been training, learning combat and social skills, becoming more capable and forming bonds between themselves. The Judge, however, refused to partake and was eventually chained up to prevent him from harming himself trying to escape. Now they all face a final test, a battl
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.29 - The Wraithbone Connection
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.29 - The Wraithbone Connection Jul 30, 2026 3161 The Judge became acquainted with three other prisoners, who had all undergone the same Wraithbone surgery. As the weeks went on, they were each taken away to be indoctrinated through hypnotherapy into xenos cultures. Alastair learned the speech and movements of the Aeldari language, while the Mayor received the education of a chaos cultist and learned some warpcraft, and the Judge and Tasha became
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.28 - Forced Education
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.28 - Forced Education Jul 23, 2026 3331 Judge Rex awoke in a cell, strapped to a slab with Rex 2 muzzled in a nearby kennel, having been abducted from the Lucky Strike. One of his captors, Tina, said she was working on behalf of a client and would be surgically inserting Wraithbone into his body. The Judge failed to bargain with his captor, and the surgeries continued for 68 days until he made a desperate play to free himself but only m
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.27 - The Abduction of Judge Rex
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.27 - The Abduction of Judge Rex Jul 16, 2026 2980 The agents and their allies faced off against Aun’o Artemis, who was operating a massive battlesuit. Damien drew on his psyker abilities and successfully commanded Aun’o Artemis to eject from the suit, leaving the Ethereal unprotected. Solomon struck Aun’o Artemis as the Tau flew through the air towards him, cleaving him through and revealing that the so-called Ethereal had been an imposter. The b
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.26 - The Eternal Contract
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.26 - The Eternal Contract Jul 9, 2026 2616 The agents, Gue’vesa gangs, and Kroot laid siege to the central dome that housed Aun’o Artemis, fighting Fire caste warriors, drones, and a Crisis Battlesuit. Damien unleashed warpfire, Solomon threw photon grenades to disorient the Tau warriors, and Morgan used her smaller size and nimbleness to deftly move through her enemies as she attacked. Solomon dealt the killing blow to the Tau inside the
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.25 - The Gue'vesa Rebellion
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.25 - The Gue'vesa Rebellion Jul 2, 2026 2669 Brother Solomon informed the Vespid of Aun’o Artemis’s betrayal of the Tauva and of his illegitimate claim to his position. The Vespid said they would determine the truth of his corruption, and would kill Solomon and his people if it was in fact deception. Excella Rhodes, Spartacus, and the Agents decided on their plan of attack and Solomon informed the Vespid through the helmet they had given him

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