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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice 303 episodes Nov 5, 2026

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a live-play podcast by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice, featuring professional voice actors and improvisers. Set in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, the series uses the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's Dark Heresy TTRPG. Players include Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, who attempt to save the Emperor from a mysterious cabal. The podcast has been downloaded over 2.5 million times.

Episodes

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.43 - The Ork Who Runs
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.43 - The Ork Who Runs Nov 5, 2026 47:53 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition flew a disguised ship down to the Ork Rok that has enveloped the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge struggled to come up with a new Orkish name for himself, and the Emperor’s Bared Teeth found itself heavily damaged by Rokkit fire. Morgan took the controls and managed to steer the falling ship into Da Retail Space on the Rok. The crash left ev
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.42 - Warboss Bloodflamer
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.42 - Warboss Bloodflamer Oct 29, 2026 49:58 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition made the final preparations before their flight onto the Ork Rok that has enveloped the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge’s consciousness was transported into the Inquisitork’s body, where he still occasionally battles to take control of his Orkish instincts. Damien underwent a variety of hideously painful cosmetic and surgical procedures to
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.41 - Becoming the Xenos
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.41 - Becoming the Xenos Oct 22, 2026 51:29 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition arrived in the Damascus system and received a briefing on the Ork forces that currently held sway over the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge introduced the team to his new cyber-mastiff, which he named an expletive, and gave secondary command of the mechanical creature to Solomon and Damien. Solomon decided that Whistler would remain onboard
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.40 - The Damascus System
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.40 - The Damascus System Oct 15, 2026 51:11 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition had their final day of preparation before their arrival in the Damascus system. The Judge finished his Ork-ducation with a lesson on Ork psychology that he promptly used to successfully manipulate the Inquisitork into behaving. Morgan, meanwhile, confessed to Solomon that the team was working under Special Condition. Realizing she had told Solomon, so th
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.39 - Fear as Motivation
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.39 - Fear as Motivation Oct 8, 2026 49:27 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition continued preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. The Judge continued his ork-ducation and learned about Ork klans and weapon names. Damien continued to experiment with the “green fury” of Ork warp energy and realized there were two schools of xenos psykery: the brutal and the cunning. Solomon discussed his distrust of Morgan’s secrec
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.38 - Diverging Paths
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.38 - Diverging Paths Oct 1, 2026 50:10 Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition began preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. Morgan worked with Avarice and CL053T to build a hypnomat machine to speed-teach the Judge Ork Kultur and customs. Solomon spent his time training Whistler and finally taught the Kroot Hound basic commands in a way that stuck. But most importantly of all, Damien and the Judge began trainin
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.37 - Green Fury
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.37 - Green Fury Sep 24, 2026 52:43 Last episode, the Inquisitork was released from its cryopod and the Inquisitorial band were thrust into a battle for dominance. Pushing the Judge to the fore, the rest of the team attempted to assist him in overcoming the creature. Damien ended up heavily injured, but the hierarchy of dominance was established cleanly: Morgan is “Boss Boss” and the Judge is “Da Nob”, under which serves the Inquisi
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.36 - The Inquisitork
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.36 - The Inquisitork Sep 17, 2026 43:54 Last episode, Avarice gave Morgan the information required for her team’s upcoming mission. She learned the Inquisitork was an Ork that had been altered to be loyal to the Inquisition and was currently being thawed out of a cryo-pod onboard the Lucky Strike. She also learned her team’s mission is to convince an ork armada to leave a Blackstone pylon codenamed “Ravenor”. It will be an undercover mi
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.35 - The Consequences of Ignorance
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.35 - The Consequences of Ignorance Sep 10, 2026 42:43 Last episode, the Judge finally underwent a dangerous Rejuvenat treatment. Despite CL053T’s lack of experience providing the procedure the Judge fully recovered, though he lost a few of his core memories in the process. Solomon was relieved to see a bit of the Judge’s interest in regicide remained. Relieved by the Judge’s recovery, Morgan went to the chapel and found herself having a heart-to-hear
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.34 - Rejuvenat
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.34 - Rejuvenat Sep 3, 2026 50:26 Last episode, Solomon went about inviting each member of the core band to welcome Talos Ivo, Stevius Funkhauser and Whistler with a Promethean Secret Ceremony. Each new member of the team revealed their greatest desire and greatest fear (except Whistler who just ate and drank) and Solomon added a seared meat snack to the ceremony to honour the Kroot. After the ceremony Morgan took the Judge to rec
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.33 - Secrets & Fears
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.33 - Secrets & Fears Aug 27, 2026 56:27 Last episode, Morgan had successfully brought the Judge back to the team but realized he was in terrible condition. She made a list of priorities for his treatment, and ordered CL053T to prepare a rejuvenat treatment for the elderly arbitrator. While that was happening Damien took up position in the chapel and created a “purge book” to pour all of his doubts into so he could free his mind of them.
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.32 - Internal Truths
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.32 - Internal Truths Aug 20, 2026 54:59 Last episode Morgan was invited to meet with Libertine Morwith aboard the Shadow to negotiate the Judge’s return and made the trip solo despite the team’s objections. Solomon and Damien spent their time preparing the Lucky Strike for combat in case the situation deteriorated. In her negotiations Morgan remained cautious, only revealing what she had to, and successfully brought the Judge home - dis

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