Mall Brats

S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End Jun 3, 2026 5739 The stakes ramp up as the Cool Treat Kids race towards the end of their conflict with the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Little Turdlets, Big Os, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringement] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore J

S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark Apr 24, 2026 3917 The Cool Treat Kids collect the final ingredient they need to create the fabled dankest of dark chocolates: Pinot Noir.[Content Warning: Vampires, Old People, Barbeque Dads] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join th

S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades Mar 25, 2026 5301 The Cool Treat Kids attempt to mend fences as they close in on the endgame of their scheme to stop the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Secrets, Clove Cigarettes, Diarrhea] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 D

S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None Feb 28, 2026 3904 The cool treat kids unwind after their most recent job as any fantasy adventurer would, with a sweet glow in the dark party.[Content Warning: Warm Beers, Flaming Hot Cheezos, Dance Competitions] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.c

S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades Jan 3, 2026 4746 In the thrilling conclusion to the Chocolate Factory Caper, the Cool Treat Kids learn what it truly means to Eat Pray Love.[Content Warning: Potential Goat Murder, Rim Jobs, Seathane Wycc] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spo

S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side Dec 15, 2025 4622 The Cool Treat Kids and their new found ally Adric Swift penetrate deep into the chocolate factory...from the rear.[Content Warning: Achillies, Prophecies, Drunk Borblos] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰

S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks Nov 19, 2025 3924 The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast. [Content Warning: Seathane, Fucking, Wyck] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.pa

S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark Nov 5, 2025 3886 The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons character notes. [Content Warning: Horses, Wolves, Sunlight] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Con

S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark Oct 14, 2025 3895 The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home. [Content Warning: Good Will Hunting Copyright Infringement, Barely Repressed Trauma, RATHGAR THE NIGHT BLADE] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩

S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades Sep 27, 2025 4267 The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is. [Content Warning: Pant Disguises, Daniel Day Lewis Plagiarism, Post Credits Scenes] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content

S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark Sep 8, 2025 3207 The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it. [Content Warning: Papooses, Triple Dates, Fifth Wheels] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://w

S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover Aug 22, 2025 4394 The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.[Content Warning: Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat...Man, Bat Man?] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https:

S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade Jul 28, 2025 4473 Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way possible. [Content Warning: Sour Cream, Hauntings, Beefy Randy] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https:/

S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade Jul 3, 2025 4958 The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music. [Content Warning: Improvised Funerals, Dashboard Confessionals, Tunnels] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content

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S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback May 11, 2025 2475 The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1. [Content Warning: Cougars, King Charles, and Pedro Pascal's Thick Digits] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://di

S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You Apr 25, 2025 3712 The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions. [Content Warning: Failures, Fires, Liberal Use of New Jersey Accents] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Disco

S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar Apr 10, 2025 4210 The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar. [Content Warning: Dumpster Fires, Kid Fights, Allison] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon

S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark Mar 21, 2025 3428 It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs. [Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sensitive French Boys] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spou

S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away Mar 4, 2025 5375 The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk. [Content Warning: Danny, The Hawk, Taburno] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://ww

S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together Feb 11, 2025 3694 The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately. [Content Warning: Lies, Lies, Carbonated Sauces, Lies] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spo

S01E15 - There are Plenty of Other Blades in the Dark Jan 25, 2025 4350 Now that the Cool Treat Kids have determined the identity of their patron they turn their attention to more important matters....getting dates to a My Alchemical Romance concert. [Content Warning: Goth Kid, Vampire Boy, Janitor Girl] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: ⁠www.spoutlore.com⁠ Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: ⁠https://linktr.ee/spoutlore⁠ Ge

S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie Jan 7, 2025 3034 The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus. [Content Warning: Vampire Physiology, Tinsel Resale, Alien Antfarm] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spou

S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades Dec 18, 2024 4186 The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve. [Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet Kids] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.p

S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark Dec 3, 2024 2964 The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie. [Content Warning: Mia, Mike, Earl] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutl

S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings Nov 16, 2024 3101 Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in. [Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.

S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker Nov 2, 2024 4231 All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior. [Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥

S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater Oct 18, 2024 4305 In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids "The Talk" ... certainly nothing could go wrong there. [Content Warning: Derivative Jazz Hands, Budding Bromances, Tremblo] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com

S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark? Sep 28, 2024 3955 The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision. [Content Warning: Misused Swears, Risky Letters, Squares] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get

S01E07 - Don't Count Your Blades Before They're Dark Sep 10, 2024 3573 Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers. [Content Warning: Chocolate Tantrums, Anatomically Incorrect Vampire Sex, Greff Smushlin] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus

S01E06 - You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You Can't Make it Dark Sep 3, 2024 5325 The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys. [Content Warning: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Com

BONUS - Episode 0: Character Creation Sep 1, 2024 3665 Shawn guides Jessica, Paul and Abdul through the process of creating the characters of Clover, Franklin and Fenton. [Content Warning: Clover Ivy Fern, Franklin Stein, Fenton Beasley] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore

S01E05 - Don't Look a Gift Blade in the Dark Aug 31, 2024 4737 The cool treat kids find themselves in competition with another gang over some choice territory. [Content Warning: Hob Noblins, Hob Goblins, Knob Gobblin] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Communit

S01E04 - Stuck Between a Blade and a Dark Place Aug 29, 2024 2242 The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their actions as they reckon with mall cops, their vices, and hobnoblins. [Content Warning: Fight Dancing, Weird Mushrooms, Toblerone Jones] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlo

S01E03 - Many Blades Make Dark Work Aug 28, 2024 3636 The Cool Treat Kids find themselves "invited" to the social event of the season. That's right - Jemsie Cobblington's birthday party. I know.....I KNOW. [Content Warning: Toilet Fountains, DJs, Underage Drinking] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https

S01E02 - A Blade in the Hand is Worth Two in the Dark Aug 26, 2024 3006 The Cool Treat Kids take advantage of some downtime to explore some mysteries and expand their criminal enterprise. [Content Warning: CORB GREEEN, HALFLING DETECTIVE] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Disc

S01E01 - Batter's Up Aug 26, 2024 4926 The Cool Treat Kids take their very first steps into a very large mall. Join Fenton, Clover and Franklin as they smash their way into the criminal underworld of the Highspear mall. [Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore G

Mall Brats Trailer Aug 11, 2024 59 Do you remember how it felt hanging out with your friends at the mall as a kid? The feeling that anything is possible and anything could happen, and the feeling like the best day of your life could last forever? That’s what Mall Brats is about. It’s about that sunny afternoon in the middle of summer break where you think that nothing has ever been more fun than what you’re doing right now, and you

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