
Newbie Star Trek
Ricardo and Sara have never watched Star Trek before, so Marvin and Dan are guiding them through the entire franchise one episode at a time. The podcast covers Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, alternating by air date, with new episodes every Tuesday. Each episode features unhinged tangents and deep philosophical discussions sparked by the week's viewing. Newbie Star Trek is part of the Fugitive Frames network.
Episodes
NST: TNG - Bloodlines - Season 7, Episode 22
Bloodlines! So now that Picard's de facto son Wesley has left the show for good, he gets a new fake son, the main guy from Robocop rip-off Super Force. Man, this season really loves family stuff, doesn't it? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https:
NST: DS9 - The Maquis, Part II - Season 2, Episode 21
The Maquis, Part II! So, we're not gonna sugarcoat it, the actual best part of this episode is Sisko giving his famous "saint in paradise" speech, but other than that, uuuh... let's just say that the main antagonist got so annoying that even Michael Piller was like, "yeah, we should've killed him off." We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access
NST: TNG - Firstborn - Season 7, Episode 21
Firstborn! The one where Worf's parenting got so bad that Alexander had to go back in time to become his own better dad. But then that didn't work so he decided to shoot himself. Boy, that escalated quickly. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https:
NST: DS9 - The Maquis, Part I - Season 2, Episode 20
The Maquis, Part I! TNG creates the problem, and DS9 has to fix it. That's right, the Cardassian border dispute that Captain Picard thought they had resolved in Journey's End turns into a bigger problems for the actual colonists in DS9. Surely Sikso's old friend that shows up in this episode won't end up being secretly part of the Federation resistance movement named after the French Resistance du
NST: TNG - Journey's End - Season 7, Episode 20
Journey's End! Y'know, the idea of Wesley quitting Starfleet because he wants to pursue his own path in life is actually kind of a neat idea for a TNG episode. It's just too bad that it's wrapped up with weird American Indian cultural appropriation and, uh, an overall kinda bad script. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private N
NST: DS9 - Blood Oath - Season 2, Episode 19
Blood Oath! Three classic TOS Klingons return to settle one last score, and Jadzia Dax is along for the ride! Join us as we watch through this Klingon side quest and see what happens! Ten Forward Test Kitchen: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7tUv1YKYtY9JH4h_O0Wc6BoGm63IRsZx&si=3f_BQsfs7JJxffl9 No Expert with Emily Duncan and Klingon gagh: https://youtu.be/kFQau46DiJs?si=ioc6F1ATsw6a9_qO
NST: TNG - Genesis - Season 7, Episode 19
Genesis! Is TNG capable of pulling off a schlocky homage to 80's-style B-horror-movies? Uuuuuuuuh We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek Chec
NST: DS9 - Profit and Loss - Season 2, Episode 18
Profit and Loss! What happens when the writers of DS9 do a straight-up rip-off of Casablanca using Garak, Quark, and Quark's long-lost Cardassian lover? Well, they're forced to re-write it into something legally distinct enough to prevent a potential lawsuit. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, a
NST: TNG - Eye of the Beholder - Season 7, Episode 18
Eye of the Beholder! When Lieutenant Dan decides to eviscerate himself in a plasma conduit, Detective Commander Deanna Troi is on the case! But what dark empathic secrets will the nacelle tube hold? An empathic photograph? A secret hidden skeleton? A sexy passionate romance with Worf? All of the above?! Tune in to find out! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access t
NST: DS9 - Playing God - Season 2, Episode 17
Playing God! Dax gets an intern, and he's working really hard for a good letter of recommendation for the Trill joining program. How quaint. Also, there's a pocket universe on DS9 that threatens to expand and destroy the entire star system. Huh. Also, Jake is dating a Dabo girl. Wow! All of these are treated with the same level of importance. Yes. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Bot
NST: Star Trek: Resurgence
Star Trek: Resurgence! The fellas who used to work for Telltale Games decided to make their own game, with Tongo and Dabo girls! But, basically, they decided to take that one terrible TNG episode that introduced the Ferengi and then turn that old guy who shows up in it into the sickest Star Trek guy ever. Also, Spider-Man is here! Whoa! And other cameos! It's a Star Trek fanfic come to life! April
NST: TNG - Masks - Season 7, Episode 17
Masks! Once again, a Star Trek crew is taken over by the memories of some sort of alien archive and are forced to jump through hoops in order to exorcise the memory ghosts. Is this, like, a thing Joe Menosky likes doing? What's up with that? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other
NST: DS9 - Shadowplay - Season 2, Episode 16
Shadowplay! Odo and Kira meet the thing that Ricardo was talking about since season 1 of TNG. Y'know, that thing. With the things. The people. You'll see what we mean. Also, Kira and Vedek Bareil finally bang! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https
NST: TNG - Thine Own Self - Season 7, Episode 16
Thine Own Self! What if Data was Frankenstein? Well, that's the premise of this video, and we completely misunderstood it! Still, though, it seems like Data's been through kind of these same adventures before, eh? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: h
NST: DS9 - Paradise - Season 2, Episode 15
Paradise! The time where Sisko and O'Brien get marooned on a remote planet that blocks all technology, and then it turns out it's a dumb cult thing. Hijinks ensue, hotboxing ensues, Rambo-like guerilla tactics ensue, y'know how it is. Catch our three limited edition colorways of our Bat'leth T-shirt at https://FugitiveFrames.Store All profits from these sales will go to the Immigrant Law Center
NST: TNG - Lower Decks - Season 7, Episode 15
Check out Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown here: https://bit.ly/4t9FjTU Sponsored by Daedalic Entertainment Lower Decks! The episode so good that it literally inspired a spin-off series. But not with this cast! In this cast, we get some callbacks to "The First Duty," some DS9 setups, some Worf being a father to anyone else but Alexander, some Picard sending a young woman on a suicide miss
NST: DS9 - Whispers - Season 2, Episode 14
Whispers! Miles O'Brien continues to suffer when it seems like literally everyone he knows doesn't seem to be who they are and are conspiring against him. It's Miles against the universe! Will he survive?! And what did we think of the suffering this time?! Tune in to find out! Catch our three limited edition colorways of our Bat'leth T-shirt at https://FugitiveFrames.Store All profits from thes
NST: TNG - Sub Rosa - Season 7, Episode 14
Sub Rosa! That's right, we've finally reached Beverly's sexy Scottish adventure with the ghost candle. Of course, this has become somewhat of a meme with the Star Trek fans, but is it actually as bad an episode as its reputation that precedes it? Let's dive in and find out! Catch our three limited edition colorways of our Bat'leth T-shirt at https://FugitiveFrames.Store All profits from these s
NST: DS9 - Armageddon Game - Season 2, Episode 13
Armageddon Game! Why is it an Armageddon Game? Well, I guess Julian and Miles O'Brien shoot their way out of an ambush. And then O'Brien gets sick with a super virus. And then they have to hole up somewhere. And then Julian and Miles start to trauma-bond. So, yeah! Armageddon Game. Yup. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private N
NST: TNG - Homeward - Season 7, Episode 13
Homeward! After seven seasons, we finally get to meet Worf's long-talked-about brother. And it turns out he's... a Goodfella? Who's running around f***ing natives? And wants to get away with it? But Ricardo still thinks it's a ten outta ten?! What's going on here?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discor
NST: TNG - The Pegasus - Season 7, Episode 12
The Pegasus! Why did Riker help stop a mutiny? Why is Starfleet not allowed to build invisible ships when pretty much every other species in the galaxy can? Why did a bunch of children make little voodoo dolls of Picard? Click to... find out? I guess? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch
NST: DS9 - The Alternate - Season 2, Episode 12
The Alternate! What better episode for the holiday season than one that's about parental trauma? Also, there are some severe disagreements over sliders. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join
NST: Christmas Trivia Extravaganza 2025
Christmas Trivia Extravaganza 2025! Whoa, Trivial Pursuit? In my Star Trek! That's right, kiddos, and our first trivia contest will be a battle between two of our most beloved past guests, Scott and Jasmin! How do two lifelong Star Trek fans fare against the deep machinations of the Star Trek 50th Anniversary version of Trivial Pursuit?! Tune in to find out! NOTE: Marvin did, indeed, make a mist
NST: TNG - Season 3 Tier List
TNG Season 3 Tier List! We're back with another tier list, and this time for TNG season 3! Riker is at full power with both a beard and a collar, and this is the season many Star Trek fans claim is when TNG starts getting good. But how do its episodes actually stack up?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek
NST: DS9 - Rivals - Season 2, Episode 11
Rivals! What is even happening in this episode? There's some sort of luck machine? Julian and Miles O'Brien play raquetball? Why are we spending so much time on Chris Sarandon?! Is this literally an episode of nothing but filler?!?!?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks!
NST: TNG - Parallels - Season 7, Episode 11
Parallels! Oh my goodness, we've got the multiple Worfs of madness! How does it pan out when someone writes a late season 7 episode and it's... actually good?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88
NST: DS9 - Sanctuary - Season 2, Episode 10
Sanctuary! What happens when DS9 fumbles really hard at doing a refugee crisis allegory while pairing it with a bunch of super ugly aliens? This thing! Check out this AWESOME fanart by SKELERANG! https://fugitiveframes.com/skelerang Tumblr @skelerangart Bluesky @skelerang We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star T
NST: TNG - Inheritance - Season 7, Episode 10
Inheritance! It turns out that Data has a mom! It turns out that his mom is a robot! That's... that's it. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek
NST: DS9 - Second Sight - Season 2, Episode 9
Second Sight! Sisko is sad that Picard killed his wife, so he decides to pursue a ghost lady instead. Shenanigans ensue. There's also this scientist guy who won't stop talking. Also, Sisko used to be Bashir in this story. Yes. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube
NST: TNG - Force of Nature - Season 7, Episode 9
Force of Nature! What happens when you try to write a global warming allegory and then realize you've only written about 22 minutes of content for a 45-minute show? Why, you fill it with cat content, of course! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: http
NST: DS9 - Necessary Evil - Season 2, Episode 8
Necessary Evil! What starts out as an attempted murder of Quark leads Odo and Kira on a Colombo-esque blast to the past, all the way back to when Gul Dukat was in charge and Deep Space Nine was Terok Nor, and all the way back to a murder mystery Odo was never able to close. Follow us as we take a fascinating look at a much more inexperienced Odo, a colder Terok Nor, and a hotter Kira with a ponyta
NST: TNG - Attached - Season 7, Episode 8
Attached! Finally, after 7 season of "will they, won't they," Picard and Beverly finally reveal their feelings to each other. Well, at least Picard does, Beverly kinda just goes to bed afterwards. What do they actually want for each other? How did Picard actually feel about Jack? What were his feelings for Beverly? Did Beverly know or care? And finally, will they or won't they? We have a YouTu
NST: DS9 - Rules of Acquisition - Season 2, Episode 7
Rules of Acquisition! Our first look at a Ferengi FE-MALE?! And a close look into Ferengi culture as well?! It's almost like they cared about their worldbuilding or something! Also, there are seven Rules of Acquisition in this episode. Just thought you should know. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discor
NST: TNG - Dark Page - Season 7, Episode 7
Dark Page! The episode that inexplicably was not named "Dark Place" despite multiple characters saying "Dark Place" and not "Dark Page." Though I can understand why Star Trek was afraid to compete with Garth Marenghu. In any case, this is the episode famous for featuring Kirsten Dunst and revealing that Deanna had an older sister that passed away when she was just a little babby. But our hosts did
NST: DS9 - Melora - Season 2, Episode 6
Melora! Star Trek's re-attempt at telling a story about a disabled person! Because the original writer of this episode, Evan Carlos Somers, definitely didn't like the portrayal of disability in Ethics. Y'know, the one with Worf and the barrel. Does DS9 handle such topics better than TNG? Let's dive in and find out! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new epis
NST: TNG - Phantasms - Season 7, Episode 6
Phantasms! That's right. The Deanna cake episode. And it comes with a new shirt from us! And also a bunch of other really seemingly random imagery that becomes over-explained by the time the episode wraps. But hey, it's fun to see Data answer a phone call from his chest, or see Beverly drink out Riker's brains through a straw, or seeing Sigmund Freud tell Data to kill them all. Y'know, the usual.
NST: DS9 - Cardassians - Season 2, Episode 5
Cardassians! The most generic title of any Star Trek episode ever? Seriously, what would you guess that this episode would be about from a title like "Cardassians"? If you guessed a child custody battle between a Bajoran stepfather and a Cardassian politican over the politician's biological son combined with a romping adventure with Julian and Garak, then you're a filthy cheater who's already seen
NST: TNG - Gambit, Part II - Season 7, Episode 5
Gambit, Part II! Now that the jig is up and the show finally admits that Picard is alive, let's get back down to business, which is watching space pirate carry out a Cannon movies-esque super weapon heist while the Enterprise kinda follows long and basketball player James Worthy towers over Worf. Yup. Back to basics. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new ep
NST: DS9 - Invasive Procedures - Season 2, Episode 4
Invasive Procedures! Man, this guy really wants a worm in him. So much so that he's willing to steal another worm from another lady in order to get that worm in him. Man, what a dummy. I hope Sisko beats the crap out of him, or at least that Sisko beats the crap outta somebody. Come on! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private N
NST: TNG - Gambit, Part I - Season 7, Episode 4
Gambit, Part I! Gene Roddenberry wouldn't allow space pirates in Star Trek, but now he's DEAD. It turns out, space pirate stories are a ton of fun and TNG probably should've done it a while ago. So Picard's murdered, Riker has to solve his mystery, he gets captured by Richard Lynch, and Data ends up acting captain, doing the Mr. Burns fingers. Oh and Picard un-dies. Also, Star Wars vibes again! Wo
NST: DS9 - The Siege - Season 2, Episode 3
The Siege! Not Under Siege, but also kind of like Under Siege? Also kind of like Star Wars! Also, combat rations instead of French onion soup! Boy, there's a lot going on in this episode. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/cha
NST: TNG - Interface - Season 7, Episode 3
Interface! On the one hand, we have the premise of Geordi being plugged into a new remotely-controlled holographic drone thing that's controlled through a neural interface straight out of Lawnmower Man. Neat. On the other hand, we have the premise of Geordi's mom going missing, leading to an exploration of Geordi's backstory with his family and him trying to reconnect with his mom. Also neat. Are
NST: DS9 - The Circle - Season 2, Episode 2
The Circle! Will the Circle be unbroken? Well, if Minister Jaro and Vedek Winn get their way, they certainly will! This second-act episode sets up Kira's ejection from DS9, a Bajoran coup, and a potential showdown between the Cardassians' proxy Bajoran army and the Federation. Also, weird sexy dream between Kira and Vedek Bareil? What's goin' on here?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon!
NST: TNG - Season 2 Tier List
TNG Season 2 Tier List! Tier lists are fun! And TNG season 2 is potentially the most divisive season of Star Trek. From the highs of The Measure of a Man to the abysmal lows of Shades of Gray and everything in-between, join Dan and Marvin as they break down all the stuff they loved about this kooky season and even all the stuff they forgot about! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get ac
NST: TNG - Liaisons - Season 7, Episode 2
Liaisons! What if Misery starred Patrick Stewart and was actually kinda lame? Well, that's this episode, I guess. Also, Deanna introduces an entire culture to diabetes, and Worf fights an alien for eleven hours. Typical Star Trek. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! You
NST: DS9 - The Homecoming - Season 2, Episode 1 (Season Premiere)
The Homecoming! It turns out that the Bajorans also have their own "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." Nice. Also, the hosts are starting to notice that Kira's kinda cute? Some of us already knew, I guess. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://w
NST: TNG - Descent, Part II - Season 7, Episode 1 (Season Premiere)
Descent, Part II! Data's back! Lore's back! Hugh's back! Beverly's captain! Goalposts keep changing! Too many things are happening at once in one episode! Ah mah gah! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ES
NST: TNG - Descent - Season 6, Episode 26 (Season Finale)
Descent! It turns out Data gets really, really horned up when he kills dudes. Huh. Should we be worried about that? Everyone? Oh the Borg are back? Is that related? What's going on? What? We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/cha
NST: DS9 - In the Hands of the Prophets - Season 1, Episode 20 (Season Finale)
In the Hands of the Prophets! After about half a season of ignoring the issue, we're finally getting to see the ramifications of Kai Opaka disappearing. But who would've thought that a religious political structure could lead to such strife?! And Vedek Winn. Yech. Also, the hosts talk about their favorite episodes and their favorite characters of the show so far! We have a YouTube Membership and
NST: TNG - Timescape - Season 6, Episode 25
Timescape! Boy, the Enterprise sure goes through a lot of timey-wimey stuff, don't they? But what if it was also a time... mystery?! Yeah, that's right, we in there. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0E
NST: DS9 - Duet - Season 1, Episode 19
CONTENT WARNING: There are detailed discussions of war crimes, including r*pe, forced labor, and g**ocide. Duet! Well, we're finally here. DS9 finally dives into some of the heaviest subject matter of the series, specifically all those war crimes Cardassians committed during their occupation of Bajor. Many fans call this one of the best if not the best episode of the entire series, which is high
NST: DS9 - Dramatis Personae - Season 1, Episode 18
Dramatis Personae! Remember "Lonely Among Us" from TNG? Well, what if that happened to DS9, except it happened to all of the main cast except Odo? That's this episode. Yup. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsM
NST: TNG - Second Chances - Season 6, Episode 24
Second Chances! The episode that definitively proves that the transporter is just a cloning machine. Don't @ us about this, you can't change the facts with all your nerd science, there's literally two Rikers. Anyway, Deanna wants to bone the other Riker, and the other Riker is really made at the other Riker. Also Picard REALLY needs this database for some reason, surely it doesn't contain incrimin
NST: Ask a Trek Expert with Sandy Holland
Ask a Trek Expert with Sandy Holland! Last April Fool's, we reviewed "Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody" at the behest of fans, and it ended up being a surprisingly good watch! A little over a year later, the editor of that parody, Sandy Holland, reached out to us, and we couldn't pass up an interview with her! Spoilers: there's a lot of shop talk about the industry, XXX and otherwise,
NST: DS9 - The Forsaken - Season 1, Episode 17
The Forsaken! Who knew that the best part of this episode would be Lwaxana?! Well, I guess it's partially because Odo was with her the whole time, but she was also a genuinely good character this episode. Also, I guess there were some other prissy ambassadors that Julian had to babysit. And I guess some sort of... computer... baby? C'mon guys, what're we doing here We have a YouTube Membership
NST: Ask a Trek Expert with Brent Black a.k.a. Brentalfloss
Ask a Trek Expert with Brent Black! We're kicking off a new kind of podcast episode with Brent Black a.k.a. Brentalfloss! Not only does he answer some of our most burning questions about TOS, he's also composed "Khan!!! The Musical!" A Parody TREK-Tacular! Care to take a guess as to what it's about?! Check out "Khan!!! The Musical!" here: https://khanthemusical.com/ Highlight reel: https://you
NST: TNG - Rightful Heir - Season 6, Episode 23
Rightful Heir! Worf starts to have a crisis of faith about his religion that he's never really cared about before. What are the odds that he'll find the Klingon Jesus, like, right away? This one lead to a bunch of deep dives into religious talk and whatnot, which is par for an episode where Worf meets Klingon Jesus. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new epi
NST: Safe House (1998 film)
Safe House! During the dark period after TNG ended but before the X-Men movies, Patrick Stewart was adrift doing random middling projects. One of these was Safe House. Marvin remembered this movie being a lot funnier than it actually was. But hey, at least we got to see Sir Pat Stew's dong. Where you can find Patrick Stewart's full frontal: https://youtu.be/N0tUmrI-rB8?si=gsEQcnIbQUl0ZDwb&t=377
NST: DS9 - If Wishes Were Horses - Season 1, Episode 16
If Wishes Were Horses! What if Rumplestiltskin came to life? What if an old-timey yet still from the future baseball player came to life? What if sexy Jadzia Dax came to life? What if a big space butthole came to life? What if the TNG episode Where No One Has Gone Before came to life but without that pervy Traveler? Well, if these were your wishes, they are horses now. We have a YouTube Members
NST: TNG - Suspicions - Season 6, Episode 22
Suspicions! For some reason, Beverly puts together a small conference about starship shield engineering? Uh, and then the experiment goes awry and gets someone killed? And then the original inventor of the new shield dies? Man, what a mess, surely she won't do anything that'll make her look crazier and get her in more trouble. We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access
NST: DS9 - Progress - Season 1, Episode 15
Progress! Kira needs to get an old man to leave his farm so they can frack their moon! Also, Nog and Jake turn trade up a proverbial paperclip into a proverbial house! Is this Progress?! We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/chan
NST: TNG - Frame of Mind - Season 6, Episode 21
Frame of Mind! How many times has Riker been kidnapped during an undercover mission and made to feel crazy this series? It's been twice, but that's still a lot. Damn, Riker, back at it again. Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim
NST: DS9 - The Storyteller - Season 1, Episode 14
The Storyteller! Miles O'Brien is co-opted into a very specific Bajoran local ceremony where he has to fight the smoke monster from Lost! Jake and Nog become friends with a teenage Bajoran girl who has to figure out diplomatic relations for her little Bajoran village! Captain Gym Kata of the USS Kumite has to fight off a bunch of cultists on a dangerous alien planet, but he's able to fight them of
NST: TNG - The Chase - Season 6, Episode 20
The Chase! Ever wonder why all the aliens in Star Trek are just humans with stuff on their face? Well, so did the TNG writers, and here's their answer! Will it lead to a profound ending where we all learn to come together and be friends? No. Will we unintentionally avoid all references to Red Letter Media jokes about the kurlan naiskos? Surprisingly, yes! Check out "Starship Tempest: A Star Trek
NST: DS9 - Battle Lines - Season 1, Episode 13
Battle Lines! Full disclosure: Ricardo was quite sick during this recording, so he's even loopier than usual. But hey, we got Mike from Breaking Bad, we got fight scenes, we got nanomachines, we got the Bajoran Pope, what could go wrong?! Check out "Starship Tempest A Star Trek Adventures Podcast" at https://www.StarshipTempest.com or whereever you get your podcasts! Become a member of our Y
NST: DS9 - Vortex - Season 1, Episode 12
Vortex! We survived the vortex of the California fires to present you the Vortex of DS9! Y'know, the one where Odo gets knocked out by rocks. Also, I guess he gets more info about his loser family or relatives or whatever. Will we finally find out where Odo comes from in this episode? The answer, of course, is no, but hey, at least we had fun along the way. Right? Right?! Become a member of our
NST: TNG - Lessons - Season 6, Episode 19
Lessons! Picard finally allows himself to have an interoffice romance, just like the rest of his crew. But he's being REALLY stuck up about it. I dunno, I guess it's fair he doesn't want to put his new squeeze in danger as a captain, but who should he ask for advice? Riker? Deanna? Beverly? The guy with the hairy arms playing his flute for him? Tune in to find out! Become a member of our YouTube
NST: TNG - Season 1 Tier List
TNG Season 1 Tier List! Dan and Marvin try something a little different... It's been a hot minute since any of us have revisited TNG season 1, a season considered so bad by most Trek fans that they often recommend that new viewers should skip the entire season. Does that opinion hold any water? Let's rank the episodes and find out! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunc
NST: Christmas AMA 2024
Christmas AMA 2024! Our AMA tradition for the holidays continues, but this time we field questions from our Discord channel! Hooray! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channe
NST: TNG - Starship Mine - Season 6, Episode 18
Starship Mine! It's basically Picard's Die Hard/Under Siege. But why is it called "Starship Mine"? Seriously, does anyone know why? Leave us a comment if you do! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! h
NST: DS9 - The Nagus - Season 1, Episode 11
The Nagus! What originally was a really boring episode about business expansion was transformed into a madcap adaptation of The Godfather, and boy it works! Also, Ricardo begins his campaign for the American presidency in the 2028 election. We're not joking. Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podca
NST: DS9 - Move Along Home - Season 1, Episode 10
Move Along Home! Chula! Shap! Move Along Home! Allamaraine! ... I'm so sorry. Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Check out our merch
NST: TNG - Birthright, Part II - Season 6, Episode 17
Birthright, Part II! So Michael Piller watched Malcolm X and thought "hey, let's do that with Worf." Uh, that probably wasn't the best idea. But at least we got some funny moments out of it? Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim
NST: TNG - Birthright, Part I - Season 6, Episode 16
Birthright, Part I! What started as an episode about Worf trying to find his father turned into a sort-of DS9 crossover where Julian Bashir tries to help Data figure out how to dream. Yeah, kind of a weird mash-up. Uh, fathers, I guess! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTu
NST: DS9 - The Passenger - Season 1, Episode 9
The Passenger! Julian Bashir gets his time to shine in an episode! The problem is that he has... no character? So I guess we'll have him get possessed by another character! What a great mystery episode this is, oh wait we already spoiled the mystery gotdangit Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podca
NST: TNG - Tapestry - Season 6, Episode 15
Tapestry! It's a wonderful life, Picard! Well, maybe not when Q is involved, and especially not when you're going back in time to boink one of your best friends. Maybe you could have thought of some other, more important things to go back and fix? *cough*theborg*cough* Anyway, let's check it out! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to
NST: DS9 - Dax - Season 1, Episode 8
Dax! Jadzia Dax finally gets her own personal episode, but not just Jadzia, but her previous potential murderer host Curzon, too! And also Sisko, kind of! But Miles O'Brien is completely gone! For this one episode. Ricardo got too high to understand how Trills work, which affected his score, but watch as he understands how it works, in real time, as we explain it to him in terms he understands, wh
NST: TNG - Face Of The Enemy - Season 6, Episode 14
Face Of The Enemy! Deanna Troi wakes up in Rom face... against her will! And she's trapped on a Romulan ship! And she's being forced to improv right away! What will come of this nightmare?! Well, a really good episode, that's what! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ad
NST: DS9 - Q-Less - Season 1, Episode 7
Q-Less! Why oh why did Q have to invade Deep Space 9 too... at least we get to see Sisko punch Q out of it? But then Vash is also here and she's not being great, but hey there's oo-mox! I guess?! Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! Th
NST: TNG - Aquiel - Season 6, Episode 13
Aquiel! The episode that pretty much the entire cast and crew thought was the worst of TNG season 6! Man, Geordi really needs to stop falling in love with women in computers. Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.
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