Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
A twice weekly podcast hosted by award-winning interviewer Alison Rosen. Mondays feature one-on-one conversations that are surprisingly honest, silly, serious, and revelatory. Thursdays are roundtable group shows. The podcast aims to make listeners laugh, think, and feel less alone.
Episodes
Paul F. Tompkins' Arrest, Alison's Disastrous Desk, Is Peak TV Over? (encore)
For Tony's Picks number five, Tony has brought together a real A team of podcasting! We have legend Paul F. Tompkins who once heard a man tell a story about eating a cigarette to which we all have so many questions. Namely: okay so probably not the filter but did he eat the paper? And then Todd Cooper is here, the only repeat Tony's Picks guest! I'm debuting a new rhetorical style that I need feed
Daniel and Alison (Snack Chat and Alison's Epiphany)
I've decided the problem with my entire life is I'm too green and amateurish and probably should have gotten a communications degree at Emerson. Can I just make up for it by watching videos on YouTube? We recount our lengthy travel day and Daniel's given up caffeine. Also he potentially cheated on me with me. We overheard an INSANE conversation at the lounge and I'm having epiphanies left and righ
Secret Pizza Clubs, Flirty Car Sales, Atrocious Words
Mel Stephens and Jordan Morris are here to discuss Mel's new special, Sparkles, the secret "pizza club" she worked at, Quacks of Quendlinburg, Jordan's new car, a romantic dealership encounter, liminal spaces, clip farms, IVF and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment with a twist! Check out Beducated and take the quiz here: https://beduc.at/pd2626-alisonrosen Get yourse
S.E. Cupp Returns!
S.E Cupp—writer, CNN contributor, author and host of Off The Cupp with S.E. Cupp—returns to the show to talk about her upcoming book, the "nervous breakdown" that led to the book, realizing she experienced anxiety her whole life, motherhood, giving up caffeine, living in a caffeinist world, her feelings about the Republican party, skincare, bathing and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, H
Purloined Bedroom Sets, Salad By The Box, The Neverending Recital
Jon Glover and Marisa Pinson of On Brand with Jon and Marisa join us and we find out that what Jon describes as shoplifting is really burglary. We also discuss his personal leaf blower, ice capades, magazines, the woman I worked with who was "allergic to sleeves," And Just Like That, Daniel's scent accident, yogurt shops, America's Next Food Network Star and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY
Daniel and Alison (The Crankiest Episode We've Ever Released)
Is this the worst episode we've ever put out? It might be the crankiest but that's all about to end because we're both turning over new leaves. But before we turn over these leaves, we need to vent. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substa
Tony's Picks, UK Snack Chat, The Snubbing
Today is a real's Tony's Picks of an episode. Joining us are Dave Lyons and Brian Diaz, two of Tony's good friends. We discuss class rings, quitting smoking, my vocal cords, my search for a comfortable reading spot, Tony's UK tour, a surprise snubbing and more. Plus words, JMOE, HGFY and a UK Snack Chat! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscrib
Dr. Ben Paul
Dr. Ben Paul, the double board certified plastic surgeon I trusted WITH MY FACE in March is here to talk about trends in plastic surgery and aesthetics, what drew him to this field, fat grafting advancements, how he knows a patient is a good candidate for surgery, realistic and unrealistic expectations, the challenges of rhinoplasty, identity preservation, anesthesia decisions and more. We also di
Renee's Return, Delicate Alison, More Sniff Chat!
Renee Colvert is back! Back on the show and back in So Cal after a very transformative four and a half months in Colorado. We talk about why she came back, what she learned back home, grief, psilocybin, wedding weather, Uber ratings and more Sniff Chat. Plus JMOE, HGFY and our favorite words! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substa
April Richardson Returns
CW: emotional abuse, self harm, coercive control Comedian and writer April Richardson was last on the show in 2016. Since then she fell in love, got married and moved to England. But things with her new husband quickly changed. For a long time time she was absent on social media—to the point her followers were direct messaging her to see if she was okay—but recently she surfaced to announce she'd
Speed Dating Real Housewives, Tiny Yetis, Picky Water Drinkers
Ben Gleib is here shortly before the launch of his new late night YouTube show. We discuss this, his experience on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a coffee debacle involving his neighbor's wall, Henry Horse, his Basian girlfriend, my son's water preferences, favorite words, The Real Wedding Crashers and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and favorite words! Get yourself some new ARI
Daniel and Alison (Studio Scents)
Daniel and I are fresh from a Sephora exploration but first we need to talk about the studio funk, high trust societies, last week's video fail, the gala I attended, more favorite words, people that offer to help and then act put out, car pool cows and so much more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.subs
Emily Fleming's Caboodles, Sniff Chat, More Favorite Words!
Emily Fleming and Jeff Fox join Daniel and me to talk about Emily's new venture, caboodles, chin hairs, ADHD and how it's represented online, our Ren Faire experience, nu metal, buy nothing groups, relationships, sniff chat, our favorite words and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podc
Daniel and Alison (Adventures at the Scent Bar)
Daniel needs to take Elliot to a school event and he is not feeling excited about it. I'm a little under the weather but I'm rallying. Owen's social life is blooming, sort of, and I'm still upset about the way my parents handled a certain thing. Plus we visited The Scent Bar and I can still smell it! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF me
Piss Clinics, Karaoke Jockeys, Our Favorite Words
Dave Lyons and Brandie Posey are here to talk us through avoiding a DUI, working at a piss clinic, hosting karaoke nights and more. Also Daniel and I have a shameful confession regarding Porto's and Dave got a new desk but it's not just any desk! Plus, we do a new segment where we talk about our favorite words! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment. Get yourself some
Daniel and Alison (Half a Karen)
Daniel accuses me of being half a Karen which does nothing for my general state of crankiness. Am I really going to war with a pharmacy? Also I take my blood pressure on air. Who am I becoming? We also discuss Lena Dunham, Andor, Owen's new little kid impression, sniff chat and more! And Owen appears! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to
Brooke's Cow Question, Jeff's Spiteful Pastries, Destination Weddings
Between Tony's laptop saga and Peter getting into the probiotics, this episode almost didn't happen. Jeff Drake is exploiting our vulnerability and Brooke Dillman is siding with me because of the Girl Code. We discuss destination weddings, how Jeff and Wendy met, mistakes on alternative weekly covers, Tony's Letterman tickets, cigarettes making a comeback, cows (specifically what they are), baby t
Jenni Konner (encore)
Girls showrunner, writer and director Jenni Konner (Girls) stops by the show to talk about the final season of Girls, being the "Mrs. Garrett of Girls," growing up a "fast kid" in Los Angeles, boarding school, her relationship with Lena Dunham, advice from Judd Apatow, working with her ex on Lenny Letter, protest marches, the power of speaking out, her career path, trolls, nudity, the nuances of p
Angry Todd, Fist Bump Tony, Tinned Fish Daniel
Todd Cooper is back and we're getting to the bottom of why the term tinned fish bugs me and why Daniel is all about it. We also recount our harrowing weekend ER trip, Daniel's fragrances, Todd's anger, Tony's shows, Feliz Navipod and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Su
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Bean Regimen)
We really get to the bottom of Daniel's bean regimen on this episode. Plus we talk about how he can't have fun, whether we're raising our kids to be independent enough, Lena Dunham, endometriosis, self-tanner, a six-week face update and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Pr
Alison and Tony's Feud, Jackie's Passions, Tipper Stickers
Jackie Kashian joins Tony and me and briefly Daniel to discuss Tony and my ongoing drop feud, Jackie's twenty year Dork Forest anniversary, shirtless Iggy Pop, Dennis Quaid, passions and hobbies, my new shower technique, Tipper stickers and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Sub
Daniel and Alison (Cookie Energy and Confusing Idioms)
Daniel and I are talking about idioms when I receive a text from my son's teacher which is awful but also hilarious and probably my fault. Also I witnessed a woman named Cookie at the doctor's office and now I want to bring her energy into my life. Daniel's batteries are running out but he has a new career venture and we're trying to not go to the Renaissance Faire. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF
A Dazzle of Zebras, Bunk Bed Dangers, A Coachella Request
Brooke Dillman and first-timer Brian Gattas join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the dazzle of zebras Brooke saw, Brooke's amazing performance as friend-of-the-show Jeff Drake, how Gattas knows everyone, Tony's harrowing Coachella weekend, S'Mores, bunk bed dangers, The Olympics, a fish update and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYN
Daniel and Alison (The Opposite of Aromatherapy)
The show is off to a rocky start when a memory lapse threatens the usual beginning! Thankfully things right themselves in time to recount Elliot's run in with law enforcement, the most embarrassing thing I ever said or at least one of them, the opposite of aromatherapy, suture chat and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Subst
Lizzy's Furry Angel, Hazelnut Hate, Year of The Fire Horse
Lizzy Cooperman is back and she has so much to catch us up on! She's fills us in on her new ride and tells us a dramatic story about the first night she had her new dog. We also discuss hazelnuts, French therapists, Year of The Fire Horse, leprechaun traps and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-ro
Daniel and Alison (The Gazebo Flip)
We discuss our Easter plans, I remember attending a Methodist preschool, Daniel isn't big into marshmallows, we read Spotify comments and discuss the costume party we're headed to later that day, Daniel misses my parents, we discuss Daniel's mixed feelings about being around people and we touch on Lindy West and Daniel's Red Hot Chili Peppers dream. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pa
Jackie's Amorous Dog, Daniel's Scent Application, Dadtok
Jackie Johnson returns to talk about her dog Gary's defiling of a number of household plushies, Daniel refusing to sashay into the scent per the store's recommendation, "Drops" Thaxton, Jackie and my color seasons, Daniel firing shots, poop time, plastic surgery, seeing Hair far too young, cadaver fat and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
Daniel and Alison (Is Alison Okay?)
Am I okay, Daniel wants to know? Also we discuss my rebellious nap with a contact in, problematic art, Michael Jackson, Daniel's new names for his signature fragrance, my flight home and then we get a surprise visit from our first ever six-year-old guest who is now seven. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rose
Jesse Joyce's Favorite Food, Danny Ricker's Kimmel Prank, The Burbank Sinkhole
Jesse Joyce and Danny Ricker join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the catering situation at Jimmy Kimmel Live! where they both work, the prank Danny was on the receiving end of, why you have to choose between cargo shorts, an earring or vaping, Jesse's favorite foods, a revelation about Colonel Sanders and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourse
Daniel and Alison (Alison's New Face and The Dawning of Sensual Dan)
There's a lot to say about my adventures in New York but frankly it all pales in comparison to Daniel making an appointment at a scent bar in Burbank where they specifically designed a signature scent for him. But then when it came time to name said fragrance he got self-conscious and took the easy way out. Will he call to rename? We're all wondering. Plus so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE
The "Past Caring" Aesthetic, Dameshek's Picky Squirrel, Big Conditioner
What a treat to welcome back Dave Dameshek to the show after far too long. He joins Daniel, Tony and me to talk about our home decor, Benjamin Button, his plans for aging, jeans, the guy who offended Dave's sensibilities, birds, feeding a picky squirrel, verticals and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://a
The News... with Alison*
*and Daniel This week we are unlocking a Patreon exclusive episode of my new news show. Enjoy! Or don't! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW
Haircut Tony, Alison's Rabbit Itch, Type 1 Diabetes
Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake are here to talk about parenting a child with type 1 diabetes (their youngest son was recently diagnosed), getting two new puppies, chili crunch mouthfeel, Daniel and my begrudgingly changing opinion of Porto's, Tony's new haircut, giant cupcakes, kid performances, Alison's rabbit itch and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
Daniel and Alison (The Time Alison Was Early)
Daniel and I are in the thick of Elliot's school performance and we need to talk about it. I have a big decision to make and also we take your calls and comments. And I can't stop thinking about the time I showed up to party an hour early. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Pro
Eddie's Lamps and Fans, Toasted Skin Syndrome, Death Row Fried Appetizers
Eddie Pepitone joins us to talk about bathrobes, Greg Fitzsimmons, big butt Latina content, toasted skin syndrome, fish talk, his latest special The Collapse, his podcast Apocalypse Soon, Peter's graduation, my wanting to try ketamine therapy, peyote, Daniel's ongoing signature scent adventures, going to Milan for the olympics, Picasso, Tony's foot bath and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Physique and Uncomfortable Bras)
Daniel receives some compliments on his physique recently and he is the worst at taking compliments. Why? Meanwhile I need to talk about a poll I conducted regarding how uncomfortable we all find bras. I had an epiphany recently about not feeling strong in my body and the way it makes me behave. Plus we read your comments and answer some questions. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pal
Dave's Thimbles, Alison's Baby Fish, Snack Chat
David Huntsberger and Jeff Fox are here to hear about a momentous happening in one of my fish tanks. We also discuss the hobbies we're passionate about, Dave's refusal to purchase the thimble he so clearly needs, a bad Craigslist encounter, skiing, surveillance video hacks and so much more. We also guess my irrational fear, do a round of Snack Chat and a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Produc
Colt Cabana Returns!
Wrestler and comic Colt Cabana is here in person! We discuss Colt and RJ City's comedy show, working behind the scenes as a producer and director for AEW, his feelings about his body, Meryl Streep being prom queen, Colt's jokes, 90s trivia, guest starring on Chicago PD with Sophia Bush, heated bidets and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Produ
Custom Cake Issues, Prosciutto-Core, Slovenian Snack Chat
Emily Fleming is here to help us taste Slovenian snacks. We're catching up on her brief time in a throuple, my shocking decision to cheat on my regular fish store, some questions I have for snake owners, Jeff's stunning reveal that he once lived alongside a snake, butt rock or is it bhutt rock and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
Daniel and Alison (Lantern Riddles and SRSLY)
We recount the Valentine's goings-on and discuss your comments. I want to try eyedrops that improve your vision and Daniel craps all over the idea. A listener has signature scent suggestions for Daniel and he's getting compliments on his physique. Plus Danimal's Animals and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://ali
Jeff's Spicy Pretzels, Danny's Secret Bedtime, The Worst Intersection in SoCal
Danny Ricker and Jeff Fox are here to weigh in on whether it's a yes please or an oh puhleeze when someone tells you to feel free to follow up with them. Plus we do another round of the game where people try to guess my irrational fear. Danny's kids are still taking overlong showers, Jeff's telling us about junk yards, I'm wanting to call mustaches by a certain offensive terms and Daniel is introd
LeeAnn Kreischer (encore)
In honor of Free Bert, we're revisiting one of my favorite episodes with LeeAnn Kreischer. Original description: Writer, mother and host of Wife of the Party, LeeAnn Kreischer has always struck me as very wise and self-actualized. Turns out she really is! We talk about her incredibly challenging childhood, her desire to be happy, growing up with a borderline mother, meeting her husband Bert Kreisc
RJ's Revenge, Dalton's Cleats, Tony's Eviction
RJ City and Dalton Castle join Daniel, Tony and me to discuss French cleats, color palettes, vengeance, RJ's decision to end Hey!(EW) and his regular Sunday livestream, Dalton's return to wrestling, Tony's housing situation, Daniel's manly sewing machine, defecation and so much more including RJ's plan for revenge. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some
Daniel and Alison (Alison Feels Murderous)
Daniel has a patented Daniel Quantz Hunch and I'm going off brand. Plus discussion of whether it's better to be defiantly authentic or to change something about yourself that bothers you. And Daniel reveals something he's never discussed on air and I'm super annoyed and need to vent! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https:/
Stupendous Appendages, Blind Boxes, Protein Candles
Jordan Morris joins Daniel, Tony and me to discuss posthumous digital footprints, Knott's Berry Farm, yacht rock, protein-infused candles, my recent trauma, the time Jordan had to return a company gift and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http
Daniel and Alison (The Road to Badonk)
Daniel and I are talking about far away dentists, TGI Fridays, the 23-year-old guy I met and was obsessed with for too long when I was 16, Free Bert, Daniel being a good judge of character, Phil Rosenthal's movie night, my grandfather and Daniel's road to achieving a badonk. Plus more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https
Dave's Star-Studded Hug, Daniel's Dopamine Dearth, Big Dawg
Dave Hunterberger is back! We discuss pet names, birth rates, hobbies, Daniel's dopamine, social outings, early crushes and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/aliso
Daniel and Alison (Toast Soldiers and Support Groups)
I nearly divorce Daniel over a casual comment he makes about the weather and he proposes there should be a word for something interesting-adjacent. We recount some support group experiences and I want to know why Daniel is being so cool about the fish tanks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com
Dense Loaves, Excess Bananas, Bone Conductive Dildonics
Jesse Thorn and Dave Lyons join us to discuss bug tennis rackets, dense loaves and false desserts, magnetic bowls, too many bananas, La Jolla, elephant seals, Dave's fixation with Bentley's unit and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alis
Daniel and Alison (Darnell Quintz and Bids for Analysis)
Daniel and I are talking about an insulting auction house lady, the four horsemen of our marriage, the feeling I get when he talks about politics with me and the feeling he gets when he sees the feeling I get, painting over the Netflix sticker on his book, my dang thumbs, parenting a child who is autistic and so much more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthw
Plastic Surgery Consultations, Restaurant Pet Peeves, Upsetting Analogies
Joe Kwaczala and Danielle Koenig joins us to discuss an insane thing that happened to me in Westwood, aesthetic consultations, nicknames, insulting analogies, Joe's hair, balance, a fish tank update, Broadchurch, Your Friends and Enemies, a mastering fiasco and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-sho
Daniel and Alison (Elf Party and Milk Dispensers)
Owen's salty sailor mouth is beginning to be a problem and I'm wondering if I should give EMDR another go. Daniel is anxious but he doesn't want to get into it. We take your calls and I recount the recent Peter saga. Plus our annual Elf Dinner! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subsc
New Year's Resolutions, Daniel's Second Curl, Dry Vaginas
Ring in the New Year with Daniel, Tony and me. We're sharing our resolutions and hearing yours. Plus updates on the fish, Daniel's hair, dog outfits, grief, Daniel's zillion dollar idea and more. Happy New Year! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://aliso
Daniel and Alison (Alison's Humid Eyeballs and Daniel's Life of Crime)
My eyesight has apparently the humidity of my eyeballs has changed overnight. Meanwhile Daniel is making fun of the class I took in college to fulfill my PE requirement. We take a detour into Greek life and what if the key to being social is just being more social? We discuss bats versus mice and I learn my fish dreams are not uncommon in the aquarium community. Plus your calls and more. Plus we d
Big Breasted Bunnies, Reservation Etiquette, Egg Nog Taste Test
Rob Schulte joins Tony, Daniel and me for our Christmas episode. We discuss restaurant reservation etiquette, Elliot and the meat, personalized gifts, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the new cast of Vanderpump Rules, how we're spending Christmas Day, movies to see or not and we do our annual egg nog taste test. Plus we did a round of HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF
Daniel and Alison (The Holidays Blues Episode)
I'm still respecting Daniel's annoying boundaries. Do you know how hard it is? Also we're talking about holiday blues, Owen's meltdown at the dentist, Daniel's fascination with the gold rush and the most recent book he listened to, a book my therapist recommended, anxiety, grief, world events and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
Tony's Return, Daniel's Annoying Boundaries, Alison's Inconvenient Dentist
Tony is back! He regales us with stories from the road while Daniel insists on maintaining his new boundaries. I try to let a miniature magic 8 ball dictate my life but I can't read it and neither can Tony or Daniel. I had an arduous dental odyssey and we discuss xmas cards. Plus SmashMouth's Holiday Train, our shared loathing of surprise live music, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE,
Daniel and Alison (Purgatorius and Alison's Gigantic Letter!)
How is it I've never told the story of my giant letter from high school? Truly a seminal event. Also did you know we're descended from a rodent-looking thing? Plus we discuss Wally George and Rebecca DeMornay, an horrendous parenting mistake I've made, a fish update, Daniel needing a little Christmas and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
The Secret Rich, Dry Begging, Eating Lava
Lizzy Cooperman and Scotty Landes join us to discuss Lizzy's Thirty Days of Hell, the panty bar at Victoria's Secret, Bananasfest, whether a concert is a good first date, our experience at Motion City Soundtrack, Monica Lewinsky, Golden Globe podcast nominations and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://ali
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Micro Penguins)
I've rewarded myself with new fish and a shrimp, much like someone would buy a lottery ticket, and Daniel has an idea for micro penguins. Daniel recounts the culinary horrors he experienced in China and a listener calls in to explain the mammogram AI upcharge. We discuss Stassi's fall from grace and I challenge Daniel to be my stylist. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Pic
Rat Chat, Greg Proops's Celeb Encounters, Backpack Atrocities
Greg Proops joins us to talk about our recent Thanksgiving celebrations, recording Free State of California (his completely improvised stand up special which just came out,) some amazing celeb stories, Arizona chat, my new interest in rats, man bags, backpack atrocities and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: htt
Daniel and Alison (Grading Tucson)
We recorded this on location in our hotel room in Tucson where ghosts abound for Daniel. We discuss Thanksgiving and reconnecting with estranged relatives. Plus we galavanted about town and gave each experience a grade! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http
Daniel's Storage Wars, Fancy Stuffing, The Garage Cop
Pete Bonavita fills in for Tony on this special Thanksgiving episode. I say something Daniel can barely recover from regarding the garage and we learn about your favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving dishes. Plus we attended a 90s party and Daniel has an epic HGFY. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-sh
Daniel and Alison (The Mysterious Skunk Smell)
Daniel is here with his signature hello. I am craving a very specific food and I'm feeling a lot of feelings regarding Holiday in the Park. Honestly I'm just feeling a lot of feelings in general. Loneliness is one. Also Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is not yet pulling me in. I have an update about the mysterious skunk smell and my friend group is too enlightened. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY a
Elizabeth's Teeth, Andy's Clogs, Coffee Dads
Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen of hit true crime-esque podcast Beth's Dead are here to talk about what everyone wants to know about: Elizabeth's teeth. We also discuss kid sports, parasocial relationships, Elizabeth's French friends, charisma, making Beth's Dead (spoiler free), Andy's clogs, the coffee dads and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get y
Daniel and Alison (The Hot Colonoscopy Doctor)
We're in the midst of an atmospheric river which is putting Daniel and his manly car washing out of business. I'm having recurring fish tank dreams and Daniel and I worked through something important regarding my less than ideal way of handling something interpersonal. Daniel had a colonoscopy and his butt is perfect! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.c
Alf Sucks, The In-N-Out Argument, Old Commercials
Jeff Drake and Brooke Dillman are here and they have a new disagreement, one that results in us calling a restaurant for intel. Daniel is full of Alf factoids and I share the old commercial that's inspiring me lately. We learn about Rula Lenska and I need to know about the guy Jeff and Brooke absolutely don't want to see while high. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
Mark Malkoff
Comic, stunt reporter, podcast host and author Mark Malkoff joins us to talk about his new book Love Johnny Carson: One Obsessive Fan's Journey to Find the Genius Behind the Legend. We discuss living on an airplane for a month, visiting 171 Starbucks in a day and more and then get into his what comedy and late night means to Mark, misconceptions about Carson, banned guests, the truth of what happe
Peer Pressure, Elastics AKA Chinese Jump Rope, Australia Factoids (with Lally Katz and Mel Stephens)
Lally Katz and Mel Stephens join us to discuss bugs, exposure therapy, Halloween offerings, bread making, marriage, video game testing, knives, contamination anxiety, Elastics AKA Chinese Jump Rope and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonros
Daniel and Alison (Neat Gals and Daniel's Halloween Freakout)
Halloween has come and gone. Daniel nearly lost his cool when he found out about a certain costume rule. Elliot had his first sleepover and I want to know if every adult woman was described as a "neat gal" when you were growing up too. I've never greeted trick or treating with open arms and we talk about workplace politics and mistakes. Plus a puffer update. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch her
Sound Bath Snorers, Aquashella Man, Podcast Pals Product PANS
Niccole Thurman is here and she has some thoughts about a certain situation that keeps happening. Also why are they called pigtails? We discuss her imminent move to NYC, apartment hunting, my experience at Aquashella, aggressive people, a first ever product pan and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen
Daniel and Alison (The People's Husband)
We go deep on people pleasing, growing up among dysfunction, personality disorders and more and then I share some ideas I have about new podcasts. Daniel is semi-encouraging. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYT
Alison's Eyebrow, Jesse Thorn's Gerbil, Tony's Friend's Obsession
Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about Dr. Dada, face worms, whether we're all dressing up for Halloween or not, cruises, amusement parks, dog units, The Bermuda Triangle, pets of yore, The 25th Anniversary of Bullseye, tortoises and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscr
Daniel and Alison (Bald Eagles and The Medical Riddle)
I saw my doctor today who left me with a riddle. I need Daniel's input. Also was my doctor in a frat? Daniel needs math to be visual and my dad claimed he invented wearing red sweaters. Bald eagles don't sound like what we think they do and turns out I've inherited a vindictive streak. Plus sociopaths! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF
Jenna's Halloween Ruse, #AL's Arcade, Horrifying Halloween Decorations
Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here and Jenna has pulled off an unbelievable feat involving her children's costumes: she has convinced them they don't actually want to be KPop Demon Hunters. Meanwhile there is a giant Halloween animatronic in our living room and Tony has PTSD regarding the way we're recording. Facebook marketplace has convinced #AL he needs an arcade in his home and Daniel is in cost
Daniel and Alison (It's Not Our Fight)
Am I sabotaging my career by writing about my experience on The Adam Carolla show on my Substack? I don't think so but Daniel has concerns. Also I'm being tormented by my larynx and Daniel has had an epiphany about watermelon. Plus more Taylor talk, finding inspiration, phone addiction, things that are or are not our fight and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
Famous Neighbors, Mini-Splits, Dumb Daredevils
Scotty Landes (Bananas) is here and he knows a thing or two about mini-splits. Also he has a famous reality show neighbor which segues into a real behind-the-scenes of reality shows. How real are they? Scotty fills us in. We also discuss my Las Vegas sojourn, Daniel's Taylor Swift feelings AND THEY ARE STRONG GET READY, keeping voicemails, the reconstructed mummy voice, scary movies, daredevils an
Daniel and Alison (Who's the A-Hole?)
Daniel is Wendy's back door man and he seems to be offended by my saying this? Also we discuss Taylor Swift, the shutdown, a thing I said that maybe I shouldn't have said, performances of sympathy, snuggling and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.
Clavicle Tapping, The Joy of Sex, Daniel's Denim Jacket
Jeff Drake joins us to talk about Daniel's denim jacket, stalling kids, Daniel TAPPING MY CLAVICLE WHILE WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS, accidental crack smoking, Copenhagen, pubic hair, The Joy of Sex, parenting, a mysterious and upsetting refrigerator smell, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alis
Daniel and Alison (Conspiracies and Superstitions)
We cover A LOT in this one from Stray Cat Strut to mucus, Charlie Kirk's wife, conspiracies, superstitions, Spirit Airlines, The Morning Show and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_
