Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
A twice weekly podcast hosted by award-winning interviewer Alison Rosen. Mondays feature one-on-one conversations that are surprisingly honest, silly, serious, and revelatory. Thursdays are roundtable group shows. The podcast aims to make listeners laugh, think, and feel less alone.
Episodes
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Origin Story)
Our second week of having a dumpster and we're going down memory lane. Plus Daniel explains his whole situation. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84
1500th Spectacular Blowout Bonanza (with Jenna, Greg, Jeff, Tony and Daniel)
Okay so I think this is technically the 1503rd episode but in honor of this milestone, we're pulling together a special crew to catch up, reminisce and listen to some memorable musical moments from the past many years. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://ali
Alison Rosen (In Conversation with Jordan Morris)
In honor of 1500 episodes of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, pal of the show Jordan Morris interviews me! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84P
Daniel's Dumpster, Steven Ray Morris's Frags, An Unsettling Discovery
Big news you guys, we've ordered a dumpster. Steven Ray Morris has joined us to chat about this momentous turn of events. We also chat about his back surgery, a memorial wall, whether I've had a good run, talking to scientists, Steven being into fragrance, my Venus flytraps which aren't carrying their weight, the animatronics currently in our living room and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY
Cole Brauer (First Woman To Sail Solo Around The World)
Cole Brauer is the first woman to sail solo around the world. She recounts the experience in her book First Light. We discussed the challenges she faced during her 130 day voyage, her routine on the boat, how autopilot works, how sailing works and what it feels like, reality TV, her medical team, administering her own IV, learning how to fight, professionalism and so much more including foiling. P
Yard Sale Tales, Avery McKinney's Guitar Straps, Stunning Gorgina Routines
Avery McKinney is here to talk about the odd timing of this booking considering he is a producer on The Film Vault and now we're remembering Bald Bryan. We also chat about Tony's midnight show in Chicago, "two screen friendly" programming, stunning gorgina routines, sailboat foiling, being a recovering scaredy cat, Daniel and my yard sale and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY, podcas
Bald Bryan (encore)
Bryan Bishop, aka Bald Bryan, sadly passed away on the evening of Sept 18. We are revisiting his first appearance on the show after some words from Alison at the top. Original description: Bald Bryan Bishop, Alison's cohost on The Adam Carolla Show stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to chat about petty grievances that are ultimately motivating, not wanting to be That G
Mark McConville's Wedding Disaster, Alison's Kewl Beanz, Tony's Mexican Panic Attack
Mark McConville is here and he's happily married despite a huge misunderstanding. Tony just played the Warped Tour in Mexico City and he took three showers during one panic attack. I'm reviewing beans now and also I need to know what kind of food storage containers everyone is using. Plus naming all the Von Trapp children, Venus Flytraps, Daniel's insane spaghetti analogy and more. Plus we did a r
Dani Fernandez
Writer, actor and director Dani Fernandez joins the show to talk about her time in Orange Country versus Texas, mental health, psychics, her horror short In The Static, being bullied, depression, sexuality, chronic illness, her relationship with her parents, romantic relationships and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch her
Renee Babysitters Club Stash, Daniel's Baby Names, Tony's Birthday
Renee Colvert joins us and she's searching for her THING and it involves fifty or so non-consecutive Babysitters Club books. Also Bluey. Tony Thaxton just celebrated a birthday and we're making Daniel come up with some new baby names. He does not disappoint. Plus downtown Burbank, music theory, JMOE, HGFY our new words segment and the return of Podcast Pals Product Picks! Get yourself some new ARI
Elizabeth Lippman
In 2002, I was assigned a story for Seventeen Magazine about the popularity of the Christian rock scene. They sent me to New Hampshire to attend the Inside Out Soul Festival. The photographer assigned to the story was a young woman named Elizabeth Lippman. Along with her photography assistant, we drove from NYC to Loon Mountain in New Hampshire for a very intense few days where we interviewed a to
Cole's Constant Canning, Marine Biologists, Owen's New Joke
Cole Imperi joins Tony, Daniel and me to address the lack of hummingbirds quaffing at our feeder. We also discuss the era where everyone wanted to be a marine biologist, tracking hobbies, superstitions, DIY perfume hacks, Owen's profane joke, Shakey's, her moving saga, dog communication buttons, canning, Sniff Chat and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself
Stephanie Wittels Wachs Has Injustice Sensitivity
Stephanie Wittels Wachs (Lemonada Media, Everything Is Horrible and Wonderful: A Tragicomic Memoir of Genius, Heroin, Love and Loss) is back with an excellent, heavily researched book about how to deal with the opiate crisis. It's called Last Day: How to Stop Losing Our Loved Ones to the Opioid Crisis and expands upon the work she put into the first season of her podcast of the same name, inspired
Emily's Fleming's News, Sniff Chat, Party Etiquette
Emily Fleming is here and she has some personal news! Also we discuss alligator pears, Emily's new hair and how it relates to dogs, the "no gifts please" policy plus general party etiquette, Emily's teeth, voiceovers, Sniff Chat, bedbug-sniffing dogs and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fo
Ophira Eisenberg
Comic, podcaster, and writer Ophira Eisenberg stops by the show to talk about her new special, I Used To Be Nicer, having bad luck, parenting later in life, growing up the youngest of six in Calgary, dancing at the olympics, family estrangement, hosting a jazz show in college, fashion and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch
Crowded Warrens, Cancelled Comics, A Potential Invite Scam
Is Whitney from The Hills really inviting me somewhere or is this some kind of scam? Jackie Kashian joins Daniel, Tony and me to discuss. Plus, we might be living in Watership Down, drama between comedy club owners, cancelled comedians, Jackie's living situation, the harridan on the phone, pencil sharpeners and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Learn more about BED
Matt Rodbard
Journalist, cookbook author and This Is Taste host Matt Rodbard joins the show to talk about making the switch from music and culture journalist to food reporter. Matt and I knew each other as magazine journalists in New York years ago and I am curious about his path. We also talk about Moonlighting, he offers some restaurant recommendations, makes the case for farmer's markets and we talk a littl
Dog Days, Lionsgate Portal, 15% of Alison that Daniel Hates
When exactly are the dog days of summer? There is an actual answer and we get to the bottom of it with Lizzy Cooperman. Also apparently Daniel likes 85% of me. Thank you? I make everyone indulge my midlife crisis and I share Owen's new sign off. Plus Lizzy's dating quandary, food talk and we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alis
It's Greg Proops!
Comic, actor, improviser, host and writer Greg Proops is back to discuss his latest album Kidding. But Still. We also discuss the mechanics of a completely improvised album, the first time we met on the set of his game show Vs., pitching shows, a romantic cave in Jamaica filled with bats, Thailand, when I interviewed Kiss, Jackie Collins, Jennette McCurdy, fashion and so much more. Plus we did a r
Jonah Ray's Birthday, Daniel's Extravagant Lie, Hot Snake Girls
Jonah Ray is here on his birthday, no less! We discuss celebratory Deadline announcements, Jonah quitting and unquitting standup comedy, his new weekly show, the most extravagant lie Daniel ever told, hot snake girls, parents coming clean years later, the weird man Tony encountered in the airport bathroom and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get your
Amy Ephron
Screenwriter, producer, journalist and novelist Amy Ephron is here to talk about the inspiration for her latest novel Unseasonably Cold, growing up the youngest of four famous sisters (Nora, Delia, Hallie) in a family of famous writers, period writing, her time as a Hollywood exec, secrets, whether she considers herself prolific, "Charisma White," and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGF
Jackie's Big Things, Tony's Touring, Alison's Secondhand Coffee
Jackie Johnson is here after facing some serious criticism about her choice of top. I share a story about something that happened with Owen this morning and also I'm sitting in a different seat and it's awful. Tony catches us up on the Jimmy Eat World shows he did and playing the Warped Tour. Also Jackie has to scoop her doodie. Plus so much more including JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words seg
Christina P (encore)
This week we're re-visiting this episode with Christina Pazsitsky. Original description: Christina Pazsitsky, comedian and cohost of the podcast Your Mom's House (which she records with her husband Tom Segura) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about growing up in the Valley, the answer to the question "Who's your daddy?", appearing on Road Rules, getting into
Page Turners, Vanderpump, The Labubu of Squishies!
Rob Schulte is here to discuss his upcoming book, Reality TV Is the Devil (And Don't You Forget It) but before we get into the rich history, I need to poll the group for some engrossing page-turners. I'm tired of books that are impenetrable. I want a book that reads itself to me! We also discuss scents, Dracula, Bravo, unique issues that crop up while writing an oral history of Vanderpump Rules, l
Edy Modica
Actor, writer, director and comic Edy Modica (Jury Duty) joins the show to talk about her new special, I'm Just Like You (And It Sucks), the truth behind her twisted on camera presence, her boyfriend's boundaries, growing up an only child, Jury Duty, playing starring in Phantom in high school, cutting her grandmother's hair, UCB, therapy and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our
Renee's Birds, Empty Tank Tales, Acqua di Quantz
Are we all at the age where we're into birds now? Renee Colvert is here and she thinks so. I recall a recent humiliating bird encounter and we also discuss the squirrels hellbent on destruction in our yard. Who sent them? Plus Taco Bell's sneaky spice, how long you can actually drive on an empty tank along with empty tank tales, morning pages, Artist's Way, Daniel's dream of going to a water park
Daniel and Alison (Go Ask Alice and Green Girl)
We're racing against the clock and I'm introducing Daniel to the buzzy notion of "habit stacking." Plus I share a suspenseful update about Green Girl and I try to guess why Daniel was annoyed before the show. We also discuss Go Ask Alice, a viral pasta recipe, Spotify comments, landlord relationships of yore, the cutest apartment in the worst neighborhood, my butthole and more. Check out BEDUCATED
Smith Island Cornhole, Pretentious Art Chat, Squishy Mania
Joe Kwaczala and Brandie Posey are here to discuss Smith Island, Cornhole, the squishy prison that is my life, collections, reasons to make something artistically, cat chat, contact lenses, Hamilton, Britney Spears and so much more including JMOE, HGFY, our favorite words and snack chat with PB&J M&Ms! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to
Daniel and Alison (Ukulele Lessons and Family Lore)
We recap the rest of our trip and I discuss a debate I've been having for years regarding an infamous relative. Plus I made a grave mistake when we took a ukulele lesson and I tried a new viral way to go to the bathroom while wearing a bathing suit. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast
Paul F. Tompkins' Arrest, Alison's Disastrous Desk, Is Peak TV Over? (encore)
For Tony's Picks number five, Tony has brought together a real A team of podcasting! We have legend Paul F. Tompkins who once heard a man tell a story about eating a cigarette to which we all have so many questions. Namely: okay so probably not the filter but did he eat the paper? And then Todd Cooper is here, the only repeat Tony's Picks guest! I'm debuting a new rhetorical style that I need feed
Daniel and Alison (Snack Chat and Alison's Epiphany)
I've decided the problem with my entire life is I'm too green and amateurish and probably should have gotten a communications degree at Emerson. Can I just make up for it by watching videos on YouTube? We recount our lengthy travel day and Daniel's given up caffeine. Also he potentially cheated on me with me. We overheard an INSANE conversation at the lounge and I'm having epiphanies left and righ
Secret Pizza Clubs, Flirty Car Sales, Atrocious Words
Mel Stephens and Jordan Morris are here to discuss Mel's new special, Sparkles, the secret "pizza club" she worked at, Quacks of Quendlinburg, Jordan's new car, a romantic dealership encounter, liminal spaces, clip farms, IVF and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new words segment with a twist! Check out Beducated and take the quiz here: https://beduc.at/pd2626-alisonrosen Get yourse
S.E. Cupp Returns!
S.E Cupp—writer, CNN contributor, author and host of Off The Cupp with S.E. Cupp—returns to the show to talk about her upcoming book, the "nervous breakdown" that led to the book, realizing she experienced anxiety her whole life, motherhood, giving up caffeine, living in a caffeinist world, her feelings about the Republican party, skincare, bathing and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, H
Purloined Bedroom Sets, Salad By The Box, The Neverending Recital
Jon Glover and Marisa Pinson of On Brand with Jon and Marisa join us and we find out that what Jon describes as shoplifting is really burglary. We also discuss his personal leaf blower, ice capades, magazines, the woman I worked with who was "allergic to sleeves," And Just Like That, Daniel's scent accident, yogurt shops, America's Next Food Network Star and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY
Daniel and Alison (The Crankiest Episode We've Ever Released)
Is this the worst episode we've ever put out? It might be the crankiest but that's all about to end because we're both turning over new leaves. But before we turn over these leaves, we need to vent. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substa
Tony's Picks, UK Snack Chat, The Snubbing
Today is a real's Tony's Picks of an episode. Joining us are Dave Lyons and Brian Diaz, two of Tony's good friends. We discuss class rings, quitting smoking, my vocal cords, my search for a comfortable reading spot, Tony's UK tour, a surprise snubbing and more. Plus words, JMOE, HGFY and a UK Snack Chat! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscrib
Dr. Ben Paul
Dr. Ben Paul, the double board certified plastic surgeon I trusted WITH MY FACE in March is here to talk about trends in plastic surgery and aesthetics, what drew him to this field, fat grafting advancements, how he knows a patient is a good candidate for surgery, realistic and unrealistic expectations, the challenges of rhinoplasty, identity preservation, anesthesia decisions and more. We also di
Renee's Return, Delicate Alison, More Sniff Chat!
Renee Colvert is back! Back on the show and back in So Cal after a very transformative four and a half months in Colorado. We talk about why she came back, what she learned back home, grief, psilocybin, wedding weather, Uber ratings and more Sniff Chat. Plus JMOE, HGFY and our favorite words! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substa
April Richardson Returns
CW: emotional abuse, self harm, coercive control Comedian and writer April Richardson was last on the show in 2016. Since then she fell in love, got married and moved to England. But things with her new husband quickly changed. For a long time time she was absent on social media—to the point her followers were direct messaging her to see if she was okay—but recently she surfaced to announce she'd
Speed Dating Real Housewives, Tiny Yetis, Picky Water Drinkers
Ben Gleib is here shortly before the launch of his new late night YouTube show. We discuss this, his experience on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a coffee debacle involving his neighbor's wall, Henry Horse, his Basian girlfriend, my son's water preferences, favorite words, The Real Wedding Crashers and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and favorite words! Get yourself some new ARI
Daniel and Alison (Studio Scents)
Daniel and I are fresh from a Sephora exploration but first we need to talk about the studio funk, high trust societies, last week's video fail, the gala I attended, more favorite words, people that offer to help and then act put out, car pool cows and so much more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.subs
Emily Fleming's Caboodles, Sniff Chat, More Favorite Words!
Emily Fleming and Jeff Fox join Daniel and me to talk about Emily's new venture, caboodles, chin hairs, ADHD and how it's represented online, our Ren Faire experience, nu metal, buy nothing groups, relationships, sniff chat, our favorite words and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podc
Daniel and Alison (Adventures at the Scent Bar)
Daniel needs to take Elliot to a school event and he is not feeling excited about it. I'm a little under the weather but I'm rallying. Owen's social life is blooming, sort of, and I'm still upset about the way my parents handled a certain thing. Plus we visited The Scent Bar and I can still smell it! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF me
Piss Clinics, Karaoke Jockeys, Our Favorite Words
Dave Lyons and Brandie Posey are here to talk us through avoiding a DUI, working at a piss clinic, hosting karaoke nights and more. Also Daniel and I have a shameful confession regarding Porto's and Dave got a new desk but it's not just any desk! Plus, we do a new segment where we talk about our favorite words! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment. Get yourself some
Daniel and Alison (Half a Karen)
Daniel accuses me of being half a Karen which does nothing for my general state of crankiness. Am I really going to war with a pharmacy? Also I take my blood pressure on air. Who am I becoming? We also discuss Lena Dunham, Andor, Owen's new little kid impression, sniff chat and more! And Owen appears! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to
Brooke's Cow Question, Jeff's Spiteful Pastries, Destination Weddings
Between Tony's laptop saga and Peter getting into the probiotics, this episode almost didn't happen. Jeff Drake is exploiting our vulnerability and Brooke Dillman is siding with me because of the Girl Code. We discuss destination weddings, how Jeff and Wendy met, mistakes on alternative weekly covers, Tony's Letterman tickets, cigarettes making a comeback, cows (specifically what they are), baby t
Jenni Konner (encore)
Girls showrunner, writer and director Jenni Konner (Girls) stops by the show to talk about the final season of Girls, being the "Mrs. Garrett of Girls," growing up a "fast kid" in Los Angeles, boarding school, her relationship with Lena Dunham, advice from Judd Apatow, working with her ex on Lenny Letter, protest marches, the power of speaking out, her career path, trolls, nudity, the nuances of p
Angry Todd, Fist Bump Tony, Tinned Fish Daniel
Todd Cooper is back and we're getting to the bottom of why the term tinned fish bugs me and why Daniel is all about it. We also recount our harrowing weekend ER trip, Daniel's fragrances, Todd's anger, Tony's shows, Feliz Navipod and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Su
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Bean Regimen)
We really get to the bottom of Daniel's bean regimen on this episode. Plus we talk about how he can't have fun, whether we're raising our kids to be independent enough, Lena Dunham, endometriosis, self-tanner, a six-week face update and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Pr
Alison and Tony's Feud, Jackie's Passions, Tipper Stickers
Jackie Kashian joins Tony and me and briefly Daniel to discuss Tony and my ongoing drop feud, Jackie's twenty year Dork Forest anniversary, shirtless Iggy Pop, Dennis Quaid, passions and hobbies, my new shower technique, Tipper stickers and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Sub
Daniel and Alison (Cookie Energy and Confusing Idioms)
Daniel and I are talking about idioms when I receive a text from my son's teacher which is awful but also hilarious and probably my fault. Also I witnessed a woman named Cookie at the doctor's office and now I want to bring her energy into my life. Daniel's batteries are running out but he has a new career venture and we're trying to not go to the Renaissance Faire. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF
A Dazzle of Zebras, Bunk Bed Dangers, A Coachella Request
Brooke Dillman and first-timer Brian Gattas join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the dazzle of zebras Brooke saw, Brooke's amazing performance as friend-of-the-show Jeff Drake, how Gattas knows everyone, Tony's harrowing Coachella weekend, S'Mores, bunk bed dangers, The Olympics, a fish update and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYN
Daniel and Alison (The Opposite of Aromatherapy)
The show is off to a rocky start when a memory lapse threatens the usual beginning! Thankfully things right themselves in time to recount Elliot's run in with law enforcement, the most embarrassing thing I ever said or at least one of them, the opposite of aromatherapy, suture chat and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Subst
Lizzy's Furry Angel, Hazelnut Hate, Year of The Fire Horse
Lizzy Cooperman is back and she has so much to catch us up on! She's fills us in on her new ride and tells us a dramatic story about the first night she had her new dog. We also discuss hazelnuts, French therapists, Year of The Fire Horse, leprechaun traps and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-ro
Daniel and Alison (The Gazebo Flip)
We discuss our Easter plans, I remember attending a Methodist preschool, Daniel isn't big into marshmallows, we read Spotify comments and discuss the costume party we're headed to later that day, Daniel misses my parents, we discuss Daniel's mixed feelings about being around people and we touch on Lindy West and Daniel's Red Hot Chili Peppers dream. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pa
Jackie's Amorous Dog, Daniel's Scent Application, Dadtok
Jackie Johnson returns to talk about her dog Gary's defiling of a number of household plushies, Daniel refusing to sashay into the scent per the store's recommendation, "Drops" Thaxton, Jackie and my color seasons, Daniel firing shots, poop time, plastic surgery, seeing Hair far too young, cadaver fat and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
Daniel and Alison (Is Alison Okay?)
Am I okay, Daniel wants to know? Also we discuss my rebellious nap with a contact in, problematic art, Michael Jackson, Daniel's new names for his signature fragrance, my flight home and then we get a surprise visit from our first ever six-year-old guest who is now seven. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rose
Jesse Joyce's Favorite Food, Danny Ricker's Kimmel Prank, The Burbank Sinkhole
Jesse Joyce and Danny Ricker join Tony, Daniel and me to talk about the catering situation at Jimmy Kimmel Live! where they both work, the prank Danny was on the receiving end of, why you have to choose between cargo shorts, an earring or vaping, Jesse's favorite foods, a revelation about Colonel Sanders and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourse
Daniel and Alison (Alison's New Face and The Dawning of Sensual Dan)
There's a lot to say about my adventures in New York but frankly it all pales in comparison to Daniel making an appointment at a scent bar in Burbank where they specifically designed a signature scent for him. But then when it came time to name said fragrance he got self-conscious and took the easy way out. Will he call to rename? We're all wondering. Plus so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE
The "Past Caring" Aesthetic, Dameshek's Picky Squirrel, Big Conditioner
What a treat to welcome back Dave Dameshek to the show after far too long. He joins Daniel, Tony and me to talk about our home decor, Benjamin Button, his plans for aging, jeans, the guy who offended Dave's sensibilities, birds, feeding a picky squirrel, verticals and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://a
The News... with Alison*
*and Daniel This week we are unlocking a Patreon exclusive episode of my new news show. Enjoy! Or don't! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW
Haircut Tony, Alison's Rabbit Itch, Type 1 Diabetes
Wendy Molyneux and Jeff Drake are here to talk about parenting a child with type 1 diabetes (their youngest son was recently diagnosed), getting two new puppies, chili crunch mouthfeel, Daniel and my begrudgingly changing opinion of Porto's, Tony's new haircut, giant cupcakes, kid performances, Alison's rabbit itch and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
Daniel and Alison (The Time Alison Was Early)
Daniel and I are in the thick of Elliot's school performance and we need to talk about it. I have a big decision to make and also we take your calls and comments. And I can't stop thinking about the time I showed up to party an hour early. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Pro
Eddie's Lamps and Fans, Toasted Skin Syndrome, Death Row Fried Appetizers
Eddie Pepitone joins us to talk about bathrobes, Greg Fitzsimmons, big butt Latina content, toasted skin syndrome, fish talk, his latest special The Collapse, his podcast Apocalypse Soon, Peter's graduation, my wanting to try ketamine therapy, peyote, Daniel's ongoing signature scent adventures, going to Milan for the olympics, Picasso, Tony's foot bath and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY
Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Physique and Uncomfortable Bras)
Daniel receives some compliments on his physique recently and he is the worst at taking compliments. Why? Meanwhile I need to talk about a poll I conducted regarding how uncomfortable we all find bras. I had an epiphany recently about not feeling strong in my body and the way it makes me behave. Plus we read your comments and answer some questions. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pal
Dave's Thimbles, Alison's Baby Fish, Snack Chat
David Huntsberger and Jeff Fox are here to hear about a momentous happening in one of my fish tanks. We also discuss the hobbies we're passionate about, Dave's refusal to purchase the thimble he so clearly needs, a bad Craigslist encounter, skiing, surveillance video hacks and so much more. We also guess my irrational fear, do a round of Snack Chat and a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Produc
Colt Cabana Returns!
Wrestler and comic Colt Cabana is here in person! We discuss Colt and RJ City's comedy show, working behind the scenes as a producer and director for AEW, his feelings about his body, Meryl Streep being prom queen, Colt's jokes, 90s trivia, guest starring on Chicago PD with Sophia Bush, heated bidets and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Produ
Custom Cake Issues, Prosciutto-Core, Slovenian Snack Chat
Emily Fleming is here to help us taste Slovenian snacks. We're catching up on her brief time in a throuple, my shocking decision to cheat on my regular fish store, some questions I have for snake owners, Jeff's stunning reveal that he once lived alongside a snake, butt rock or is it bhutt rock and so much more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new
Daniel and Alison (Lantern Riddles and SRSLY)
We recount the Valentine's goings-on and discuss your comments. I want to try eyedrops that improve your vision and Daniel craps all over the idea. A listener has signature scent suggestions for Daniel and he's getting compliments on his physique. Plus Danimal's Animals and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://ali
Jeff's Spicy Pretzels, Danny's Secret Bedtime, The Worst Intersection in SoCal
Danny Ricker and Jeff Fox are here to weigh in on whether it's a yes please or an oh puhleeze when someone tells you to feel free to follow up with them. Plus we do another round of the game where people try to guess my irrational fear. Danny's kids are still taking overlong showers, Jeff's telling us about junk yards, I'm wanting to call mustaches by a certain offensive terms and Daniel is introd
LeeAnn Kreischer (encore)
In honor of Free Bert, we're revisiting one of my favorite episodes with LeeAnn Kreischer. Original description: Writer, mother and host of Wife of the Party, LeeAnn Kreischer has always struck me as very wise and self-actualized. Turns out she really is! We talk about her incredibly challenging childhood, her desire to be happy, growing up with a borderline mother, meeting her husband Bert Kreisc
RJ's Revenge, Dalton's Cleats, Tony's Eviction
RJ City and Dalton Castle join Daniel, Tony and me to discuss French cleats, color palettes, vengeance, RJ's decision to end Hey!(EW) and his regular Sunday livestream, Dalton's return to wrestling, Tony's housing situation, Daniel's manly sewing machine, defecation and so much more including RJ's plan for revenge. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some
Daniel and Alison (Alison Feels Murderous)
Daniel has a patented Daniel Quantz Hunch and I'm going off brand. Plus discussion of whether it's better to be defiantly authentic or to change something about yourself that bothers you. And Daniel reveals something he's never discussed on air and I'm super annoyed and need to vent! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https:/
Stupendous Appendages, Blind Boxes, Protein Candles
Jordan Morris joins Daniel, Tony and me to discuss posthumous digital footprints, Knott's Berry Farm, yacht rock, protein-infused candles, my recent trauma, the time Jordan had to return a company gift and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http
Daniel and Alison (The Road to Badonk)
Daniel and I are talking about far away dentists, TGI Fridays, the 23-year-old guy I met and was obsessed with for too long when I was 16, Free Bert, Daniel being a good judge of character, Phil Rosenthal's movie night, my grandfather and Daniel's road to achieving a badonk. Plus more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https
Dave's Star-Studded Hug, Daniel's Dopamine Dearth, Big Dawg
Dave Hunterberger is back! We discuss pet names, birth rates, hobbies, Daniel's dopamine, social outings, early crushes and more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/aliso
Daniel and Alison (Toast Soldiers and Support Groups)
I nearly divorce Daniel over a casual comment he makes about the weather and he proposes there should be a word for something interesting-adjacent. We recount some support group experiences and I want to know why Daniel is being so cool about the fish tanks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com
Dense Loaves, Excess Bananas, Bone Conductive Dildonics
Jesse Thorn and Dave Lyons join us to discuss bug tennis rackets, dense loaves and false desserts, magnetic bowls, too many bananas, La Jolla, elephant seals, Dave's fixation with Bentley's unit and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alis
Daniel and Alison (Darnell Quintz and Bids for Analysis)
Daniel and I are talking about an insulting auction house lady, the four horsemen of our marriage, the feeling I get when he talks about politics with me and the feeling he gets when he sees the feeling I get, painting over the Netflix sticker on his book, my dang thumbs, parenting a child who is autistic and so much more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthw
Plastic Surgery Consultations, Restaurant Pet Peeves, Upsetting Analogies
Joe Kwaczala and Danielle Koenig joins us to discuss an insane thing that happened to me in Westwood, aesthetic consultations, nicknames, insulting analogies, Joe's hair, balance, a fish tank update, Broadchurch, Your Friends and Enemies, a mastering fiasco and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-sho
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