Crispy Coated Robots
Each week, three pop culture agents—Jim, Jason, and Joseph—receive orders from a radioactive future to submit Top 5 lists on mundane topics from the late 20th and early 21st centuries. The podcast humorously explores how the future sucks and aims to change that through their lists.
Episodes
Crispy Coated Robots #330 - Best Movie Villains Who Never Killed Anyone
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes.Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students.Zuckerberg... just a bad guy.They m
Crispy Coated Robots #329 - Best Pizza Scenes in Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break.No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good.Dude!!! Sweet!!!Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest)Boss, you&apos
Crispy Coated Robots #328 - Best Movie Homages in a Sitcom
Are you ever going to text me?This episode never has to practiceJason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes.Jason takes pride in actually working on his list.Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North.Banger in the mouth!Cape Feare (yes, with an E)Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..."The Magic LoogieSomehow, Jim squeezes i
Crispy Coated Robots #327 - Best Ball Scenes in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan)Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV.Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy.Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes.Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball.Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house".T
Crispy Coated Robots #326 - Best Dirty Cops in Movies/TV
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Crispy Coated Robots #325 - Best TV Moms
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.Night mowing is back!!!More dumb stuff.I don't care for Gob.Damn, damn, damn!!!Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression.What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV?What is a Cowsill?
Crispy Coated Robots #324 - Best Uncle in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle He's a nice Jewish superhero.Get away, Nerd!It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.Using a snow shovel to
Crispy Coated Robots #323 - Best Romantic Triangle Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!)Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.Jason has no idea how DTF ends.No saving a cat and hurting a dog.Jim stays awake for the entire episode.That hack, Taylor Swift.That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes. Jason reve
Crispy Coated Robots #322 - Best Jack Nicholson Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.So many great characters. So many bad impressions.Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.I think of a man, and I take away re
Crispy Coated Robots #321 - Best Dramatic Actors in Comedy
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is for all you "little brains".Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors.The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy.Yes. We think you're amusing. Especially when you try to say the word "youths".Don't call him Shirley.By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.Sharting makes it back to
Crispy Coated Robots #320 - Best Sock Scenes in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun)Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks.Jason gets mugged!Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog.Archie was right. You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes. Code 2319!Jim critiques two iconic film franchis
Crispy Coated Robots #319 - Best Trucker Movie
Are you ever going to text me?Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows.Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds.Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips!Joseph Johnson, not impressed.Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs.Jason is
Crispy Coated Robots #318 - Best Ceremony Scenes in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode mentions The Godfather a few times. Just a few times.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes.Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium. Give some respect to Jack Klugman!Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have.He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died befo
Crispy Coated Robots #317 - Best Movies/TV That Celebrate The Irish
Are you ever going to text me?This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish.Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes.I think no less of her after watching the documentary.Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England.Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his list
Crispy Coated Robots #316 - Best Movie/TV Character on Two Wheels
Are you ever going to text me?The wheels fall off this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation.Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1.Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody.You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle.A Segway is the perfect
Crispy Coated Robots #315- Best Sibling Characters in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?"1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!"Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television.Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar.Garthe- the "e" is for evil.IAMOSCAR...dot Com I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impression.He
Crispy Coated Robots #314 - Best Olympic Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies.Yes! Take that, Canada!!!The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch.Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema.Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever.Jim's admiration for a cinematic cl
Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode may be contagious.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather.Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French.Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines.Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly.I&ap
Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.Joseph IS the grumpy old man.The name Brick says it all.Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."Merkin Muffley... enough said.Jason debates himself against his own selection..
Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show).Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television.Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie. Eskimo brothers!!!We gotta go. I just shorted my pants.Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop.Jim's Charles G
Crispy Coated Robots #310 - Best Steve Buscemi Performances
Are you ever going to text me?What's this episode about, Dude?Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances.Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire.Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis. He was destined for the chipper.Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink w
Crispy Coated Robots #309 - Best Movies of 2025
Are you ever going to text me?This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections.Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025.SSHIEELDS UP!While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances.Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in.Not only was Superman great, but it
Crispy Coated Robots #308 - Best Military Comedy
Are you ever going to text me?This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy.Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films.Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety.Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar".Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great pl
Crispy Coated Robots #307- Best of 2025 (Everything but Movies)
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025).Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year.Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist!Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness.The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!?Jim's admirat
Crispy Coated Robots #306 - 2026 Anticipations (aka things to look forward to in the new year)
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is looking for an afternoon delight.Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year.2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted.“Don't honey me, HI. You better get me that asteroid!”Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics.Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house for a
Crispy Coated Robots #305 - Best Gift Scene in a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't come with batteries.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie.Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?”Corey Feldman ruins everything.We're going to make some break and get fat.You'll put your eye out.Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess?What was the
Crispy Coated Robots #304 - Best Movies Set During Christmas That Are Not About Christmas
Are you ever going to text me?This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast.Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas).I'm not a Landman. I'm an Oilman.Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim.Joseph really dis
Crispy Coated Robots #303 - Best Robe Scenes in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce.Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema.No. The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list.When good actors go bad: A new topic?Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened.Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some of the
Crispy Coated Robots #302 - Best Songs That Reference Other Songs
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction.Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs.Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler.Jim claims to have "The most '70s' " family photo ever.Jason pushes the interpretational boundaries (again) by claiming a remake is actually an origina
Crispy Coated Robots #301 - Best Movie Santa
Are you ever going to text me?You'll poke your eye out with this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie.Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video.It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard.Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny).Jim gets and early
Crispy Coated Robots #300 - Best Thanksgiving Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity).Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings. Jason Meeker: Pro LugnutTofu turkey. No, thank you.You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird.As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.Jim performs a holid
Crispy Coated Robots #299 - Best Films Shot in the Woods
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is number 299. That's a lot of episodes.Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods.Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom!Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep.Crime is the disease, and he's the cure.Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first row.Bea
Crispy Coated Robots #298 - Best Performance by an Actor/Actress Over 70
Are you ever going to text me?This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me).He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest.But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died.Jason gives out parenting advice on raisin
Crispy Coated Robots #297 - Best Movie to Watch on Halloween
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't know what Vern means.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats.Hagrid LebowskiThere's nothing I want to do for seven hours.Jason's curfew wouldn't let him do the time warp.Rabid zombies are much scarier than lumbering zombies.Once again, "Three more days to Halloween. Halloween. Hal
Crispy Coated Robots #296 - Best Road Trip Album
Are you ever going to text me?This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip.Jason makes a controversial pitch for the English F1 McLaren team to become the McLaren Matadors. Joseph and Jason complain about going blind in th
Crispy Coated Robots #295 - Best Dramatic Movie Performance by a Comedian
Are you ever going to text me?This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really).Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops.Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a comedy can be so unfunny that it can be considered a drama.Jim brings back one of his favorite impressions, even though it's as dead as
Crispy Coated Robots #294 - Best Funeral Scene in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind.Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies.“Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.”Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals.My phone died.Joseph was so moved by one funeral scene he had to went back to the theatre the next day to watch
Crispy Coated Robots #293 - Best Fake Musicians on TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine.Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television.More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice!Joseph gives lessons on the chord formations of Smelly Cat.Jim pays tribute to the original television musician.The Monkees are finally inducted into the CCR Hall of Fame.Nigh
Crispy Coated Robots #292 - Best Douchebag in a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags.Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason.Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight.James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. I haven't had a carb since 2004.I work with retards
Crispy Coated Robots #291 - Best Grizzled Movie Performance
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has more grizzle than any other episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters.Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven.You're gonna eat thunder and crap thunder. I'm here to talk about "diabeetus".Wes Hightower.Jason and Joseph agree that a great performance can be u
Crispy Coated Robots #290 - Best Redheaded Characters
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has Pocket Pool. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters.Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard.Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one damn bit.Jim matches the carpet with the drapes.While all three of the bots had a ventriloquist dummy. None of them had Franklin.Jason is an ally t
Crispy Coated Robots #289 - Best Feel Good Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode be slappa da bass, mon.Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies.I like the stretchy pants.Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track.Still Alice is still depressing.Hello Dolly? Hello, another Walter Matthau impression.It's Merman!! Merman!!You pulled a Munson.How can you possibly not feel good ab
Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best TV Character Who Came After Season One
Are you ever going to text me?This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.Love Island… the worst.L.B.L.DYou catch a lot more with a dead squirrel.Jim is chastised and shamed for not having watched “It Aways Sunny in Philadelphia”.All it took was one hash brownie to give us one o
Crispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with Coffee
Are you ever going to text me?The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot. Iced coffee! Who knew?"Caffeine'll kill
Crispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be Made Today
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.Girls on trampolines.Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.GPS made this TV concept obsolete.No Ma'am!Jason is ready to party wit
Crispy Coated Robots #285 - Best Period Comedy
Are you ever going to text me?The aggression against this episode will not stand.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns. Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later.Suffering and where to find great Chi
Crispy Coated Robots #284 - Best Underrated Game Shows
Are you ever going to text me?This episode was the number one answer among the 100 people surveyed.Jason, Joseph, and Jim talk about some of the most underrated television game shows.Jason finds family therapy with Family Feud.Gene, Gene the dancing machine.The boys come up with a whole new business model for Taxi companies to compete with shared ride services.We'll be back in two and two.In
Crispy Coated Robots #283 - Worst Superheroes
Are you ever going to text me?This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.I'm the Nightmower!!Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman.Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins.Jack Nicholas as "The Driver"Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language.Jason gets trigge
Crispy Coated Robots #282 - Best Drug Scene in a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies. Shame on you Mr. Stiller!Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging meth
Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.I'm going to break your back, Batman.Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film. He's the Taj Murray of the movie.Frank and beans!Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Lu
Crispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach Movie
Are you ever going to text me?No one is blaming Rio in this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.The bots are NOT about cruises.Beach-offs and dongs.Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tyleno
Crispy Coated Robots #279 - Best Movie at Sea
Are you ever going to text me?Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea. Jim just got off a boatJoseph is not a fan of drowning Jason hates homemade submarines Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutinyShouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already!
Crispy Coated Robots #278 - Most Impactful Controversial Moments in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode no longer has safety inspections.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.An equal opportunity to offend.A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating.Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor?Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen.Jason questions the BBC&
Crispy Coated Robots #277 - Best Parents in a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has night mowing.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.This house is clean.The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddyIt even has a time code on it. And those are difficult to fake.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crispy Coated Robots #276 - Best Kid Actors on a TV Show
Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”Big toilet and little toilet.Franklin De
Crispy Coated Robots #275 - Best Graduation Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.OK. Show of hands. Who has masturbated today?Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.One word, plastics.Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs
Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best Religious Movie
Are you ever going to text me?Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.Old men complaining about lawns.Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.The miracle o
Crispy Coated Robots #273 Best Music Concert
Are you ever going to text me?This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?You know you're getting old when yo
Crispy Coated Robots #272 Most Revisited TV Series
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is running hands free.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.Murky flush."Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.Jason is unrestrained with the puns.I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything.Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".Jason admits to being a real life "Ho
Crispy Coated Robots #271 Best Disney Animated Movies (Not Based on a Book)
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.I don't t
Crispy Coated Robots #270 - Best Birthday Scenes in Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.The Donger
Crispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action Heroes
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch. She jus
Crispy Coated Robots #268 - Best Movies with A Big Wedding Scene
Are you ever going to text me?This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them. May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.Alcoholism is just not as funny as it
Crispy Coated Robots #267 Best Emotional Movie Scenes
Are you ever going to text me?This episode gets a little verklempt.Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.Talk amongst yourselves. Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.Jason boldly accuses Spielber
Crispy Coated Robots #266 Best Depressed Characters in Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn’t like taking naps.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man.Prozac and SkittlesI misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box.The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.The power of the ham sandwich!Oh, Bother!Why
Crispy Coated Robots #265 - Best Jungle Movies
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.But the ass is real.Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.Jason takes offense at
Crispy Coated Robots #264 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting Actress
Are you ever going to text me?This episode was made by humans (sort of).In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.It's singing. It's not real acting.Scarlett O'Hara woul
Crispy Coated Robots #263 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting Actor
Are you ever going to text me?WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It’s the Chicago Rock Way.Hey Friendo.Jason cleverly sneaks past the “n
Crispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.The Big Knocker
Crispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of All-time
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has armpit sweat stains.Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.
Crispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a Movie
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim's list is based on his impressions.Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.Dabney Coleman doesn&apos
Crispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90s
Are you ever going to text me?This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.Joseph has fond memories of E
Crispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson Not Named Michael
Are you ever going to text me?This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.Jason gives automoti
Crispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in Movies/TV
Are you ever going to text me?This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.You're good enough and people like you.The only Analrapist makes it on the list.Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.Jim d
Crispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that
Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024
Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amoun
Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations
Are you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 200
Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions
Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn&a
Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This Holiday
Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge
Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries
Are you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up abou
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