Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey
Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan recap the reality TV show Love is Blind, season by season, laughing, crying, and telling Nick Lachey to shut up along the way.
Episodes
Love is Blind (S4 Reunion)
In the season four reunion Paul is dressed like a lumberjack (?), Irina has the gall to show up, but Jackie and Cauliflower Ear don't. Also, Vanessa needs a Z-pack for those burning ovaries.
Love is Blind (S4E12)
Weddings galore!! Chelsea's earrings are still a fashion crime, Brett gets a last minute EMERGENCY pants tailoring, and Bliss is wearing her lace floaties. Who will say "yes," who will say "no," and will Daisy manage to get through a whole recording hours after bedtime??
Love is Blind (S4E11)
In this episode Kwame needs his mommy's permission, Brett's brother and father show up from their blacksmith/sheep farm, everyone gets absolutely HAMMERED at the bachelor and bachelorette parties, and Chelsea says "I do."
Love is Blind (S4E10)
Turns out Chelsea stole Daisy's dream wedding dress. Speaking of Chelsea no one knows why she is with Kwame. Bliss's dad is an emotional tornado, but so is Jackie. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect, which leads to…nothing funny unfortunately. Don't miss Daisy's favorite episode every season! Dress shopping!
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Love is Blind (S4E9)
Things are getting real. Real rough. Bliss and Zach are...happy. Micah and Paul are...ha...ppy. Chelsea and Kwame are...happy? Marshall and Jackie...are ...there. and Brett and Tiffany are the only thing worth living for. And it's Daisy's favorite episode of every season...suit and dress shopping. Maybe we should cover "say yes to the dress"?
Love is Blind (S4E8)
Back to the Emerald City! Season 4, episode 8! Daisy doesn't remember shit from the first part of the season. We learn where Micah's love for Irina comes from. And Brett and Marshal give a master class is manliness.
Love is Blind (S10 Reunion)
And so we've come to the end of the road 🎵Season Ohio episode 108 (we lost count) gives us a reunion for the ages. Lots of grand Tetons, bad apologies, and shocking revaluations (Bri and DEVO (???) are apparently besties now?). We catch up with past season contestants, some of whom we'd completely forgotten about and some of whom won't let us forget (we get it, Gigi, you had a baby). In the end w
Love is Blind (S10E12)
Weddings...who will say I do and who will be dressed in an oversized suit and not comb his hair or trim his beard. Guess you will have to find out. It's a wild ride. Not really...Vic and Christine get married - SPOILER! Sorry! And we hate on Alex for the other 47 minutes! Happy weddings and probably divorces and see you on "Perfect Match". Two words: Amber's. Brother.
Love is Blind (S10E11)
In episode 11 of season Ohio, Bri yells a bunch of compliments at Connor and then breaks up with him (we think?), Devonte is still a useless sack of turds, and Alex can't think of a single thing to ask his fiancé. Also featured: Robert, the giraffe, ADHD, and Patty realizing her son gets to decide who he's going to marry.
Love is Blind (S10E10)
Chris actually turns out to be a BIGGER dillturd that we even thought possible, Amber and Jordan worry about family life moving forward, Devonte is a cardboard box, Connor and Bri don't meet her family, but they do? Daisy doesn't know the difference between Michigan and Milwaukee (send emails directly to her) and Vic and Christine continue to be the only solid couple on the show. Daisy's FAVORITE
Love is Blind (S10E9)
In episode 9 of season Ohio Chris wants a woman who does Pilates, Alex still can't get over the water bottles, and Brittany just wants her fiancé to tell her she's pretty. Ohio men, WHO HURT YOU???
Love is Blind (S10E8)
In episode 8 of season Ohio Alex has no idea how periods work, realistically. Mike's mom, Patty, lets Emma know how unacceptable it is to call it sauce when EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S GRAVY and also WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT CHILDREN? Bri is still not over Conner's Christmas tree. And Chris is suddenly unattracted to Jess when he learns she doesn't need his money.
Love is Blind (S10E7)
In episode 7 of season Ohio Devonta continues to be a sleepy sack of useless (Christ-like) man-meat, Chris probably has dead bodies buried under the stairs LOL, the only thing sweeter than Christine and Vic is Christine's mom, Melody, and Alex gets fisted with no lube over Eggs Benedict by Papa Paul.
Love is Blind (S10E6)
On episode six of season Ohio the couples (sans Christine and Vic) meet at the all-skate. Bri doesn't understand why everyone is just ripping shots, Devonta doesn't want a hickey, and Alex gets worse and worse every time he's on screen. Also, Chelsea is NOT there.
Love is Blind (S10E5)
The couples finish up whatever (gestures wildly) THIS IS...and head to Mexico ..eh eh eh eh not so fast Vic and Chrstine get to go to the La Quinta Inn and Suites and the couples start to see they shouldn't be coupled at all....
Love is Blind (S10E4)
In episode four, Kevan may be the most delusional contestant so far. Something is… wrong with the man. Some other couples get engaged, and there are some awkward tunnel of love. Also, Ellyn and Daisy don some interesting accessories.
Love is Blind (S10E3)
On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We a
Love is Blind (S10E2)
In episode two of Ohio, Daisy doesn't know the difference between nail glue and eyelash glue, and Tyler and Keya. Ellyn and Daisy prove to have very bad taste in men when they still don't think the conversation between Emma and Steven about sex was THE WORST THING EVER. Mike was a preemie, so he knows what struggle is. Kevan is the most boring man on the planet. Jordan needs deodorant. And Amber k
Love is Blind (S10E1)
OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"
Love is Blind (S4E7)
The final episode while we break to see what the dillturds in Ohio are doing. The couples meet parents and loved ones. Chelsea's dad, Papa Charley, is not a monster as it turns out and is the sweetest old man, Tiffany comes to terms with Brett's impressive shoe collection, while Zach and Bliss nerd out for the whole episode. And Paul gets his furniture off the side of the road. I think that covers
Love is Blind (S4E6)
The couples are going back home to their GRAYGE apartments (and their phones). Will Bliss give Zack another chance? Will Tiffany throw Brett out with the bathwater?? Will Paul and Micah ever stop fucking (will they ever START fucking?)?? Will Chelsea be okay moving out of her Barbie Dream Apartment™? Will Marshall continue to be the King of All Men? Will Irina stop being a dried-up old house plant
Love is Blind (S4E5)
All skates, deep talks and Irina, being a disgrace to womanhood. Join the couples at the end of their honeymoon and see if Zach can right the wrongs of his past, not including his singing. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect (ugh) and Micah is still there and Marshall is still adorable. Join us for the cringe....
Love is Blind (S4E4)
In season four, episode four, we're off to Mexico for all the fucking! Now that Micah knows what Kwame looks like, she back-peddles about their breakup and starts badmouthing Chelsea, who wants nothing more than Kwame's dick and some chips and guac Kwame is so BESOTTED with Micah that he completely forgets to get Chelsea chips and guac Paul can't stop looking at Irena's underboob Irina is a ter
Love is Blind (S4E3)
In episode three of season four Kwame and Zack commit crimes against humanity with their "music." We learn that love may not be blind but it is DEFINITELY tone deaf.
Love is Blind (S4E2)
In season 4 episode 2 Irina and Micah run around like Jafar and Iago (complete with villain laughs and everything), while Jackie tries to delude herself into thinking she wants a man with feelings. Meanwhile, Paul is saying a lot of words, Brett may be colorblind, and Marshal is just over here being cute.
Love is Blind (S4E1)
And we're BACK! Daisy and Ellyn return after a long break during which Daisy had chlamydia of the lungs. Jumping right into season 4 (because THAT makes sense). Join us as we reunite with some of the meanest mean girls of the franchise's history, Marshall's facial expressions, and, oh yeah, Jackie has it narrowed down to Marshall, Joe, Blake, Brandon, Josh, Tom, Dick and Harry.
Bonus from Subscription: Love is Blind (S3E4)
One more dark week for the holidays means more of this gem of a season! Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! Well, we're only on episode four and we're already at the all skate. Join the cast as they strengthen their bonds and their alcohol tolerance. Cole and zenab are already having friction 12 hours i
Bonus from Subscription: Love is Blind (S3E3)
Since we are still dark for the holidays, we continue our journey through season 3. Subscribe to Grab Bag Collab at Supporting Cast at https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/ to hear all episodes from season 3 and more! It's episode three and we're already in Mexico! lol jk, the Covid lockdown meant these five lucky couples got shipped off the to the Motel 6 in Vacaville. But not before VISINE-GATE! D
Bonus from Patreon: Love is Blind (S3E2)
Since we have another dark week, we are continuing our throwback journey of season 3, previously exclusive to the Patreon.
Bonus from Patreon: Love is Blind S3E1
Hi all! While STFU is dark this week, we wanted to drop a special episode from our back catalog. Season three is available in full over on Grab Bag Collab. Learn more and subscribe now at: https://grabbag.supportingcast.fm/
Love is Blind (S9E13)
In the season nine reunion we learn that Sparkle Megan™️had a Sparkle Baby™️, Joe got a porn 'stache, Ali got (more) boobs, and Annie learned what a hairbrush is. Kacie gave every guy a chance except the one she was engaged to. Also a Footsketball guy from L.A. was there?
Love is Blind (S9E12)
Episode description from listener Keri: The one where Daisy and Ellyn are distracted by seeing the faces on zoom, Anton wears mis-matching socks to his wedding, Ali (née Alini) looks beautiful and seems excited about getting married, Edmund's teacher makes Ellyn and Edmund cry (no one's surprised), Edmund does not rollerblade down the aisle, KB does more therapizing, no one gets married, bu
Love is Blind (S9E11)
Love is Blind (S9E10)
Episode description from Listener Katie: Everyone, shut the eff up: it's Daisy's birthday. And to commemorate this momentous occasion of womb eviction, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVINANNIE. Annie is…resilient. She doesn't let minor things like, actual facts, direct communication, math, nor a post-bar beef supreme chalupa get in the way of her successful engagement that has absolutely been called off
Love is Blind (S9E9)
Jordan drinks chicken. We blacked out the rest of the episode. There was an all skate, we think. Maybe.
Love is Blind (S9E8)
The couples are meeting families and seeing each others homes. We meet Edmond's mom, which...tells us a lot. Anton likes shots in the middle of the day and Joe MAYBE signed up for the wrong show? Annie still hasn't brushed her hair but she loves loves loves Nick, who is a size queen so maybe he doesn't care about hair. We also call the straight men in our lives to see who actually knows what that
Love is Blind (S9E7)
The couples wrap up their time in Mexico. Annie gets drunk and refuses to GO TO SLEEP. Joe and Madison make up? And Joe finally realizes he's on a show to get MARRIED, which was..confusing to him. The music choices are spot on. Ali and Anton are still on the show. Jordan is wicked psyched about the corporate GREYSH apartments. Edmond decides since Nick is in the closet, he shall go into the cupb
Love is Blind (S9E6)
Episode Recap from Listener Abby: Daisy and Yellyn dive into season 9 episode 6 ready to unpack in Mexico. All the crazies came out to play, once the booze is a flowing. Buckle up for bits like, Do the Gays Know?, Who will answer Ellyn's FaceTime, and Is it a Tuppee? Leaving you wondering, can you get drugs in Mexico while filming a reality show, and where was ADA to turn on the lights for Madison
Love is Blind (S9E5)
Recap From Listener Chris: Daisy and Ellyn recap Love is Blind Season 9, Episode 5 and force us all relive the most painful tunnel of love encounter with Patrick and Kacie. They also inspire us to hate Mike more than we ever thought we could... which is an impressive skill, since this dude is a diabetes-shaming loser who thinks everyone's favorite honeymoon destination, spring break spot, and cru
Love is Blind (S9E4)
Well, in episode four of season nine, Denver continues to NOT disappoint with really disappointing people. Nick isn't gay, HE'S JUST TIRED! Kacie gets very graphic with Patrick and lets THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW she's going to sit on his dick. And Mike thinks babies are… hot? In conclusion, Ellyn and Daisy are taking a vow of celibacy out of disgust.
Love is Blind (S9E3)
Episode Summary from Listener Laura: Annie, are we ok??? I fear, dear listeners, that this is the season that will break our beloved hosts. Nick is a, and I quote, "cosplaying alien," possibly of a lavender variety (not a quote, but strongly implied). Annie wet her carpet. And then immediately shut up about it and didn't make it weird AT ALL. Edmund is a fashion icon and very very fast!....for
Love is Blind (S9E2)
Episode Summary from Listener Lisa: Is he gay, or is he not gay? That is the question. Only those with a theater background can say for sure. But yah, he's gay. "Sparkle" Megan…blech. It's the loads of diamonds she owns that sparkle, NOT her personality. LOTS OF GRAND TETONS everywhere we look. It's gonna be a hell of a season.
Introducing: Shut the F*** Up, Nick Lachey
Join Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan as they recap one of the most iconic reality shows on television: Love is Blind. Season-by-season they laugh, cry and tell Nick Lachey to shut the f*** up along the way. Season 9 episode recaps are out now!
Love is Blind (S9E1)
Well, kids, here we go with another season of Love is Blind, and Netflix has TAKEN OUR NOTES. No more long drawn out conversations about how people like their steaks cooked. No, no. In episode one of season 9 we jump RIGHT IN with a love triangle almost instantly, an engagement, and some WEEPING. We're not in Minneapolis anymore, Toto. This looks like it's going to be a JUICY season. Then again, N
Love is Blind (S7E13)
In the final episode of Love Is Blind season 7, The Reunion, we get lessons in how to apologize (Leo), how absolutely NOT to apologize (Hannah), and that one should never, ever go to the Dollar Tree to bedazzle one's dress from Francesca's that one will be wearing on national television (Ashley).
Love is Blind (S7E12)
In the penultimate episode of Love Is Blind season 7, which we're pretty sure we've been covering since the Clinton administration at this point, Marissa deserves MUCH better, both in her love life and from LIB producers, and two couples just barely limp over the finish line to the alter
S2 Ep66: Love is Blind (S7E11)
In season 7 episode 11, Ashley continues to be delusional, Hannah puts Nick through an exit interview, and Ellyn finally finds her dad.
66: Love is Blind (S7E10)
In season 7 episode 10 Hannah and Ramses are in a dead heat for "worst partner ever," Tyler comes clean…ish, and Alex honestly could not be bothered.
S2 Ep65: Love is Blind (S7E9)
In season 7 episode 9 we learn that Ellyn is both stupid AND lazy, Daisy is the captain now, and Alex's apartment is a horror show.
S2 Ep64: Love is Blind (S7E8)
In season 7 episode 8 Hannah is really impressed by Nick's library, but not his cleaning skills, Marissa's friends are NOT impressed with Ramses, Stephen thinks it HILARIOUS that Monica's dad is worried he might be a liar, and then DEFINITELY lies about being drunk at a sleep study… Also, exclusive access to Stephen's "disgusting" texts.
S2 Ep63: Love is Blind (S7E7)
In season 7, episode 7, Monica lets us know that flowers are her number one priority, Hannah lets us know she's more mature than Nick, and Ramses lets us know he is an ashtray on fire on the floor of a dive bar.
S2 Ep62: Love is Blind (S7E6)
We are halfway through the seventh season of Love Is Blind, and the couples are now mingling. They are spilling all their thoughts and feelings with one another, and we are starting to see some people's true colors.
S2 Ep61: Love is Blind (S7E5)
Love is Blind Season 7, episode 5! Two of the most awkward reveals of all time and DUCKGATE 2024!!!
S2 Ep60: Love is Blind (S7E4)
In episode four of season seven Ellyn and Daisy barely know what planet they're on, Leo thinks he's Ryan Gosling in The Notebook when he's actually Adam Driver in Marriage Story, and Tim needs a grief counselor.
S2 Ep59: Love is Blind (S7E3)
In episode three of season 7, Leo's douchbaggery knows no bounds. This fucking guy suuuuucks. He may be the worst LIB contestant yet. Also, a bunch of people get engaged.
S2 Ep58: Love is Blind (S7E2)
In season 7 episode 2 we start to wonder if maybe Netflix is punking us and the whole cast is just AI. Leo continues to be unredeemable. Hannah just doesn't KNOW! And Monica's bar is actually in hell.
S2 Ep57: Love is Blind (S7E1)
In the first episode of LIB season 7 we meet a trophy wife, a fucking rich art dealer, and a Superman lookalike. Which is to say, everyone on this season is the worst and we are here for it.
S2 Ep56: Love is Blind (S2E14)
In the final episode of season 2 of Love Is Blind, After the Altar, season 2, part 3, Ellyn and Daisy discuss the advantages of trying spaghetti in different restaurants before deciding to marry one of them. Kyle and Deepti finally take the leap and share a… hug? And no one ends up together.
S2 Ep55: Love is Blind (S2E13)
In this recap of the second installment of Love Is Blind Season 2's After the Altar, Daisy and Ellyn tackle the lingerie-wearing, gum-smacking, "opera"-screeching elephant in the room.
S2 Ep54: Love is Blind (S2E12)
In part one of 1,000 of Love Is Blind, Season 2 After the Altar, Iyana puts on a brave face, Nick can barely contain his contempt for Shaina (not to mention Shake), and Natalie is getting a surprise party she appears to be well aware of?
S2 Ep53: Love is Blind (S2E11)
In this recap of the Season 2 reunion show, Daisy and Ellyn discuss aspirational hairstyles, unflattering fashion, and Vanessa's need for new gays, plus a few things that matter — like how pissed and drunk everyone on stage is and how much they all hate Shake.
S2 Ep52: Love is Blind (S2E10)
It's the season 2 weddings! Will Nick's sweat send Danielle into a spiral? Will Iyana finally see the red flags?? Will Shake EVER shut the fuck up??? You might be surprised! But you probably won't.
S2 Ep51: Love is Blind (S2E9)
In episode 9 of season 2, Shake and Jareteteetee are insufferable, Deepti and Iyanna both have doubts, and Danielle ruins a perfectly lovely charcuterie board by just being herself. Also, we get the first half of the first wedding of the season, and Nick's antiperspirant really gave out.
S2 Ep50: Love is Blind (S2E8)
In season 2 episode 8, Daisy and Ellyn agree that Natalie definitely learned how to neg from Mama Nan, and that Iyanna's parents are her age and they are not here for your bullshit, but also may have brought a dying cat to the get together? Shayne announces in front of his mom that Natalie had diarrhea. And Danielle Danielles all over the cake tasting. Also they try on dresses and suits (literall
S2 Ep49: Love is Blind (S2E7)
In season 2 episode 7 we find out that Shayne doesn't JUST want a cape at his wedding, he also wants hot dogs, mac and cheese, and an Old Fashioned cocktail fountain. Nick's family might send Danielle absolutely over the edge. And if Mallory wasn't regretting saying yes to Sal before, his out of tune serenade at her will probably do the trick.
S2 Ep48: Love is Blind (S2E6)
In season 2, episode 6 of Love Is Blind, we learn that Shayne only has one thing he REALLY wants for his wedding (spoiler: it's NOT capri tuxedo pants), Danielle's mom should spend less time discussing her daughter's flaws and more time making her husband dinner while he goes fishing, and Shaina was the villain we somehow missed in the first go-around.
S2 Ep47: Love is Blind (S2E5)
In season 2, episode 5, Danielle's insecurities are as obvious as her contour. Shayne begs Natalie for a compliment but she can't hear him over her constant negging. And Mallory LOVES her ring, she swears, but like, clearly Sal doesn't actually want to marry her because it's not yellow gold. Also, Kyle tells Shaina she's a rare find, which is understandable because he lives in a tree.
S2 Ep46: Love is Blind (S2E4)
In this recap of season 2, episode 4 of Love is Blind, Daisy and Ellyn practice giving — and receiving — compliments. We learn how phenomenally low the cast members' bar is (like, at the earth's core). Shake has diarrhea of the mouth while Danielle has diarrhea of the butt. Enjoy!
S2 Ep45: Love is Blind S2E3
Three Love in Paradise? What is even HAPPENING over here? In this episode Ellyn and Daisy begin to seriously wonder if anyone is okay. All the people get engaged. Even those who ABSOLUTELY KNOW they shouldn't. Don't say we didn't warn you. Also, Ellyn implores Daisy not to mention "schmaschmorshun"on their comedy podcast.
S2 Ep44: Love is Blind (S2E2)
Daisy and Ellyn are GOBSMACKED at the absolute stupidity on display in this week's episode. Two out of the blue proposals, a really embarrassing serenade, and Shayne doing it... again.
S2 Ep43: Love is Blind (S2E1)
Welcome to season 2! What are YOU wearing? Daisy and Ellyn have absolutely no recollection of any of these people. Did we even watch this show before? Season 2 brings us Shane, Shayna, Trisha, some JLo wannabe with a wedgie, and everyone's favorite villain, SHAKE. Get ready to meet some deeply insecure people, who really want to go deep...
S2 Ep42: Love is Blind UK (S1E11 - Reunion)
In the reunion episode of STFU UK we find out who's still together, who can't stand each other anymore, and Daisy and Ellyn discuss the finer points of buttered popcorn. NSFW.
S2 Ep41: Love is Blind UK (S1E10)
In a mashup episode of all the UK weddings, we find out who does and who doesn't. All the women picked the same dress, and if Fredday says yes, we will quit the podcast.
S2 Ep40: Love is Blind UK (S1E9)
Episode Nine of STFU UK is a parade of truly awkward, cringe, and downright jaw-dropping family meetings. Come for the pasta bake, stay for the narcissism.
S2 Ep39: Love is Blind UK (S1E8)
In episode 8 of STFU UK, Tom has a coronary over Tash, Catherine is an asshole, and everyone's least favorite Who from Whoville, Sam sticks his nose job back into everyone's lives.
S2 Ep38: Love is Blind UK (S1E7)
Episode 7 of STFU UK, aka The Recording That Almost Didn't Happen. Ellyn has time blindness, Catherine is NOT HERE FOR YOUR JOKES, and Tom kind of grows on us? Maybe? A little? We reserve the right to change our minds at any time.
S2 Ep37: Season 8 Preview!
In this preview episode of Love Is Blind season 8, Ellyn uses her notes from the trailer and Daisy completely wings it. Also, apparently, SOME PEOPLE don't find Daisy funny? Ellyn and Daisy are covering season 8 NOW over on the Grab Bag Collab Patreon! Be sure to sign up and get all of the episodes as they watch the season in real time at https://www.patreon.com/GrabBagCollab
S2 Ep36: Love is Blind UK (S1E6)
In episode 6 of STFU UK, there's trouble in paradise when we learn that Fredday isn't perfect, Jasmine needs a time out, and Ellyn lives a truly blessed life.
S2 Ep35: Love is Blind UK (S1E5)
In the 5th installment of LIB UK, Benaiah Twain and Nicole get a second chance at love, Cat has a score to settle, and we get a surprise cameo from Barry Gibb.
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