Pretending to be People
Pretending to be People is a mystery/horror role-playing podcast where a group of friends, Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe, play through a terrifying campaign using the Delta Green and Pulp Cthulhu game systems. They portray officers of the Contention Police Department who must unravel mysteries plaguing their town, with outcomes determined by dice rolls. The podcast blends horror, suspense, and humor as the characters face deadly threats and cosmic horrors.
Episodes
Pulp Cthulhu // Out There Con // Part One (with Scott Dorward)
The year is 1997. The place is Portland, Oregon, where our protagonists are attending Out There Con -- a Fortean convention full of weird characters. But the strangest relationship here is to time itself. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention
Delta Green // Operation: JOHNNY B. GOODE // Part Three (with Juicy Garland)
It's finale time! This one did not end how I expected...at all. And stick around after the episode for a preview of Dungeons & Dragons & Delta Green: a Reverse Isekai // Part One because IT'S CHARITY DRIVE MONTH HERE AT PTBP! This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Fo
Delta Green // Operation: JOHNNY B. GOODE // Part Two (with Juicy Garland)
The Fruition Five, or whatever you want to call them, head up to Kansas City to talk to the violinist/streamer -- and things get Unnatural™. This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soun
Delta Green // Operation: JOHNNY B. GOODE // Part One (with Juicy Garland)
It's time to meet The Country Fair Five. This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter. Published by arrangement with the Delta
Delta Green // Operation: Zoonotic // Part Three (with Caleb Stokes)
Will our intrepid heroes unravel the awful avian enigma before they're all exsanguinated? Find out NOW in this thrilling conclusion to Operation: Zoonotic! This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky.
Delta Green // Operation: Zoonotic // Part Two (with Caleb Stokes)
I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air, and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work? This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners o
Delta Green // Operation: Zoonotic // Part One (with Caleb Stokes)
A police officer named Gilbert Mackey. A conservation agent named Lem McLamb. A former exotic animal trainer/dealer named Billy Ray Weaver. And Billy Ray Weaver's parole officer, Melissa Brundle. These four drew the short straw and must perform a compliance check on Claussie Baxter and her Ozarks Family Bird Rescue and Conservation, a rundown hillbilly aviary in Stone County, Missouri. This episod
Pulp Delta Green // Mission: Unnatural // Part Three (with Ross Bryant)
Ike S. Lovell, Cyrus Zuto-James, Simon Hopper, and Dr. Osiris Pelops are jammed between duty and morality. Will they help April Technologies recover the mysterious canister? Find out now in the thrilling finale of Mission: Unnatural. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Sup
Pulp Delta Green // Mission: Unnatural // Part Two (with Ross Bryant)
Ike S. Lovell, Cyrus Zuto-James, and Dr. Osiris Pelops entered a warehouse in St. Louis, Missouri to retrieve the requested cannister while Simon Hopper kept an eye on things with his surveillance drones from across the street. Will they make it out alive? Find out now in Part Two of Mission: Unnatural. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever L
Pulp Delta Green // Mission: Unnatural // Part One (with Ross Bryant)
This is a homebrewed Pulp Delta Green scenario in the style of Mission: Impossible. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf
Delta Green // Operation: $PAWN (with Beth May)
This is a homebrewed Delta Green oneshot set in one of the best places on Earth to bleed out before you die. This episode features Beth May from Dungeons and Daddies. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by
Delta Green // Operation: STOP REPO // Part Three (with Jared Logan)
This is the end of the line for some of Jasper Saffir's team. This episode features Jared Logan from Glass Cannon Network and LPN Bloodbath. "I don't love the seduction plan." - Jared We are playing Operation: STOP REPO, the 2017 winner of the Delta Green Shotgun Scenario Contest, from author Elendil004. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contentio
Delta Green // Operation: STOP REPO // Part Two (with Jared Logan)
Jasper Saffir's cell of cowboys run into a few more unnatural vectors from previous operas at Cowboy Watkins' car auction before needing to leave. This episode features Jared Logan from Glass Cannon Network and LPN Bloodbath. We are playing Operation: STOP REPO, the 2017 winner of the Delta Green Shotgun Scenario Contest, from author Elendil004. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show o
FIRST LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT
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Delta Green // Operation: STOP REPO // Part One (with Jared Logan)
The Prince of Denver is revealed at a mentor's funeral. This episode features Jared Logan from Glass Cannon Network and LPN Bloodbath. We are playing Operation: STOP REPO, the 2017 winner of the Delta Green Shotgun Scenario Contest, from author Elendil004. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Dis
S2E97 - Q&A: Part Two // All You Want Is More
This is the second Q&A episode (of two) to end Season Two. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E96 - Q&A: Part One // Mister Ssippi
This is the first Q&A episode (of two) to end Season Two. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E95 - It's Showtime, Kiddo (Final Finale)
This is the finale of Season Two. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "What Kind of World Are You Living In" by Dragon Inn 3 and "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E94 - The News Brothers (Finale: Part One)
The actual penultimate episode of Season Two is here. It's Part One of a Two-Part Finale! Definitely the next episode is the last one, I don't know why you're looking at me like that. It is. For real. Trust me. Actually, though. We already recorded it. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. J
S2E93 - I Know What I Have To Do
The penultimate episode of Season Two finds Algernon, Beck, and Cal scattered, covered, and smothered. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "What Kind of World Are You Living In" by Dragon Inn 3.
S2E92 - God Has Left This World, But the Devil Hasn't (with Scott Dorward)
Some fight. Some flee. Some freeze. So get ready to fawn. Alternate titles include: Strong Sartorial Opinions Probably Pretty Cool and Brutal Footage Our Beck (Who Art Right Here) This White Brick Road You're Free; We're Freeze There's a Stripper Pole in Your Dining Room This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the C
S2E91 - The Absence of The Lord (with Scott Dorward)
Welcome back. Alternate titles include: As Last Words Go You're In the South Now Look At Me, I'm a Raincloud Cal-mulonimbus The Ol' Mom Spit A Horrible, Little Man Welcome to Our Family Because You Ruined It The ASMR God Bouncy Bouncy This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along
S2E90 - I Think This Is All Just Your Bad Dream (with Scott Dorward and Ellinor DiLorenzo)
Did you get got? 833, 834, 835... This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias and Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV
Patreon Bonus // The Quiet Year: Part One, Spring and Summer // Well and With Wet Balls
This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of two sessions we played of The Quiet Year, a collaborative map building game that we absolutely fell in love with! From the book itself... "This is a map-drawing game. Together, you play as a community rebuilding after the collapse of civilization. Your decisions will define the values and future of this community, and these decisions will get ad
S2E89 - I Think I Beefed It (with Scott Dorward and Ellinor DiLorenzo)
Time to see who listens closely. Those who do will understand. Mostly. Alternative titles include: Equality and Dads More Blood Magic Wish For War, Please Don't Sl*t-Shame My Daughter War's Back on the Menu This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias and Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show o
S2E88 - Why Do You Think It's Called The Equatorial (with Scott Dorward)
Alternative titles include: What About A World... She's a Beautiful Bird Diggory Was Always Wrong We're Brainstorming This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog
S2E87 - The I.D.I.O.T. Feature (with Scott Dorward)
Alternative titles include: Turns Out There's One Right God An Acceptable Compromise Everybody's Full Father Figure You Are Magic Man Mast Vajority The NASCARhole I'll Follow You Into the Dark Ionic Dirt Is Over There Aunt Crawling This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on
S2E86 - A Million Dead Penguins (with Scott Dorward)
One Cattle After Another would work as an episode title, but no one said it. Though I don't think that movie was out yet when we recorded this episode. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. S
S2E85 - Beck M**** Wilder (with Scott Dorward)
Can The Bastard stop The Dastard? Fird ord nord! This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E84 - Bro
The Expanded City Action News Team tours the Fred Factory. Alternate titles include: A Regret of God Horndog for Raw Footage Cryptopods Full of NFT Monkeys Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All
October 2025 Announcement
IT'S CHARITY MONTH AT 694.2 PTBP! Join the charity drive over on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E83 - 6
Shoutout to Giboticus on Discord for the episode title suggestion -- nailed it. Alternate titles include: Deep in the Beer River City Life is Beautiful (Roberto Benigni) The World of the Dead and the Damned Leave the Body; Take His Head Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on
S2E82 - You're a Straight Shooter, Brock
It's dire; coming down to the wire. Will our "heroes" expire before they acquire what they desire? Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E81 - He Oozes Daddy
Algernon, Beck, Cal, Diggory, and Stevie make their way down to Daddy's. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E80 - Bind the Hands at Sea
Alternate titles include: The Truth is What Happens RACECAR Magicians are Dweebs Join the Na'vi Unless You Want Daddy to Come Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
Patreon Bonus // Nice Marines // The Space Marine Parade: Sponsored by The Chads and The Fancy Head Boys
We'll be back next week with more Season Two! In the meantime, please enjoy this here formerly-exclusive episode from our Patreon feed where Zach runs Nice Marines, a one page RPG from Grant Howitt, without knowing shit about Warhammer 40K. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack b
S2E79 - A Town of Walt Disneys
Alternate titles include: The Antarctic Attic Fan Before We Save the World…We've Gotta Save the World Snowmo(de)bile Noodles! I'm Not Like Other Homes Pull the Pube Genital Peril Were That You Were a Sewing Gun Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "
Operation: Upstream Church // Part Five (with Travis McElroy)
Y'all want a climax? A dirty denouement? A randy resolution? Well get ready to finish. This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Season Two will resume on July 25. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Little Acts" by A People Pe
Operation: Upstream Church // Part Four (with Travis McElroy)
Can the team rally? Will they fight the threat? Is this the finale? Not quite yet! This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Little Acts" by A People Person.
Operation: Upstream Church // Part Three (with Travis McElroy)
A game of sardines isn't the only thing fishy going on at The Collector's game night. This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Little Acts" by A People Person.
S2E78 - Amundsen-Scott: sYES Mobile (with Sydney Amanuel)
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? It's a race on the ice, and Hubie's an afterthought. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and
Operation: Upstream Church // Part Two (with Travis McElroy)
Trauma is shared. Billy gets scared. But this one kicks off with a couple pins spared. This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Little Acts" by A People Person.
S2E77 - Amundsen-Scott: ThingINT (with Sydney Amanuel)
In the wake of a tragic loss, some bros bring fire sauce. But how do you kill a monster born from bathypelagic frost? This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by
Operation: Upstream Church // Part One (with Travis McElroy)
Time to meet Milton Hogben and the mysterious blood cabal, Dr. Maynard Ouzo and the alien cloth from the alien in the closet, Randy Matthewson as the world's loneliest church congregant, and, finally, Billy Gruff and The Collector's crystal -- which caused a full blown whiteout and 3 weeks of missing time. This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Support the show on Patreon. B
S2E76 - Amundsen-Scott: Should We Call the Norwegians? (with Sydney Amanuel)
Everything is covered in frost. The Thing is referenced at any cost. And, unfortunately, a crew member is lost. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie
S2E75 - Amundsen-Scott: The Storm is Snow Bad (with Sydney Amanuel)
Meet Melvin Grace, Jim Olsson, Hubie Forster, and Renee "Ray" Mackay as they overwinter at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Research Station on a totally normal Saturday, July 9th, 2022. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. S
S2E74 - Wet Lens!
Alternate titles include: The Day the Ball Stopped Rolling FBI, CIA, A24 Macrohard Dudes Two Scoils Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.
S2E73 - Atnas Sualc
Where is The City? Let's all figure it out at the same exact time! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E72 - Ramp-isode
The plot moves much further than the City Action News Team's feet. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E71 - The Mystery of Diggory Island
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of self-harm and body horror. Alternate episode titles: Psychedelic Tonsil Stone, We've Got a Scoop For You, Blood Mine Moat. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My
S2E70 - Fifty Cent Dog Nights
Dr. Brock Hargrave leads the C.A.N. Crew into the eye of the storm. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Research Sobek. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E69 - There Will Be Blood
Inside the fog, the C.A.N. Crew faces defeat, death, and a doctor. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E68 - An Emissary Approaches
How will the C.A.N. Crew evade the military patrolling The Burbs and manning the new comms towers on their way through the fog into The City? Well, it's fairly convoluted, so let's dive on in. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great a
S2E67 - Good Luck With Military
What is waiting for the C.A.N. Crew when the C.A.N. Van makes its way back to The City? Find out now! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor
S2E66 - Jackfruit Frog Island: And Then We Just Walk Home (with Scott Dorward)
Welcome to the end. Will Fletch figure out why his crush ran away? Will The Jackalope Kid become an American hero? Will Abbadon Skimpole find the secret of eternal life? Will P.P. Heaviside experiment on more humans? Probably! This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention G
S2E65 - Jackfruit Frog Island: Now the Real Work Begins (with Scott Dorward)
P.P. Heaviside, Fletch, Abbadon Skimpole, and The Jackalope Kid make landfall on Jackfruit Frog Island. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by W
S2E64 - Jackfruit Frog Island: Hamster Water Device (with Scott Dorward)
Fletch flirts. The Jackalope Kid practices. P.P. experiments. And Abbadon Skimpole moves the plot forward. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack b
S2E63 - Jackfruit Frog Island: A Simple Act of Sorcery (with Scott Dorward)
Combat? Intrigue? Red Dead references? What is this, a Pulp Cthlulhu arc? This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missou
S2E62 - All in Favor
Questions are asked. Motions are passed. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E61 - Seems Like We Have a Plan (Let's Hit It)
"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of amphetamines, it's daylight, and we're not wearing sunglasses." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See
S2E60 - Luke in the Cave
The CAN Crew (and Algernon) consider summoning Steve the Cleve. This is the penultimate episode of this arc. The ultimate episode of this arc will come out on Friday. Probs lots of announcements in that one. Stay frosty. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtra
S2E59 - What's in Grover Cleveland's Hole
The CAN Crew takes uppers and explores Grover Cleveland's hole. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E58 - The Last Word
"Grover Cleveland's baby carriage, fishing rod, magic tackle box, and what else?" Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
S2E57 - Why Did We Come to The Lake?
All are concerned. A promotion is earned. Read the Discord Spoilers Chat to learn why the churned turned that yearned for the inturned undiscerned was burned. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's A
S2E56 - Cocksure Young Himbo
Alternate titles include: Pull It // That Was Surely Mike // This Is Bedroom Gin? // A Hole 'Nother Thing // The Last Turd // Mike's Oxhard Lemonade // Algernon, Alger-gone // Goofed Up With Gottle Juice Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wol
S2E55 - The Epitome of Sunglasses
Two conversations and a fair amount of plot bring new relations, and affairs are often fraught. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
S2E54 - Right in a Knob
"What about this guy? Why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.
S2E53 - Super Secret Trap Door
Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could've Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You're Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtra
S2E52 - Daddy Scooped Us
Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare //Anyway, we're gonna go have a competition where we prove who's more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby //I Didn't Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) //He's an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow al
S2E51 - I'm Glad That You're Divorced
Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn't add up. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac
S2E50 - Married to That
Cal Colorado meets Algernon Geils-Gerding. It goes as well as expected. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E49 - Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story
Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on
S2E48 - You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. F
S2E47 - To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find oth
S2E46 - Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, Cal yells, "I will destroy this book" and "gotta burn the body, too!" So it's that kind of episode. This episode features Ellinor Di
Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they
S2E45 - Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, this one's great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Gl
S2E44 - A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow alon
S2E43 - Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a o
S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box
Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt
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