Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast
Billified is a free daily podcast hosted by 30-year radio personality Bill Moran. He shares his uncensored thoughts on current events, politics, relationships, and interviews a wide range of guests. The podcast is also available on YouTube.
Episodes
Doug Gets Roasted, Uber Gets Rated & Everything Goes Sideways
Doug is back... and Bill wastes absolutely no time making him regret it.The conversation starts in the most Billified way possible—with the bizarre history of the merkin—before swerving into Uber horror stories, wedding DJ disasters, Elvis impersonators, Barry Manilow jingles, Fourth of July traditions, and whether Doug is secretly becoming Rochester's grumpiest Uber driver.Then, out of nowhere, t
Billified Bite - Doug Gets Roasted, Uber Gets Rated & Everything Goes Sideways
Doug is back... and Bill wastes absolutely no time making him regret it.The conversation starts in the most Billified way possible—with the bizarre history of the merkin—before swerving into Uber horror stories, wedding DJ disasters, Elvis impersonators, Barry Manilow jingles, Fourth of July traditions, and whether Doug is secretly becoming Rochester's grumpiest Uber driver.Then, out of nowhere, t
The Best Revenge Is Becoming You
Sometimes life kicks the hell out of you... and sometimes that's exactly what launches your next chapter.Bill and Dan dive into Bill's appearance on Brother Wease's podcast, reflecting on a 30-year radio career, the painful ending that didn't define him, and why starting over may be his greatest skill. Along the way they tackle whether great artists tap into a shared consciousness, why grit matter
Billifed Bite - The Best Revenge Is Becoming You
Sometimes life kicks the hell out of you... and sometimes that's exactly what launches your next chapter.Bill and Dan dive into Bill's appearance on Brother Wease's podcast, reflecting on a 30-year radio career, the painful ending that didn't define him, and why starting over may be his greatest skill. Along the way they tackle whether great artists tap into a shared consciousness, why grit matter
Midget Wrestling, Demon Suckers & Bad Decisions
What do midget wrestling, Phil Mickelson's alleged nude selfie, celebrity look-alikes, AI taking over the world, demon-removing pastors, and a paper plate award all have in common?Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode works.Bill, Mark, Laura and Kevin somehow turn a review of the worst midget wrestling event ever produced into a full-blown discussion about why people make spectac
Billified Bite: Midget Wrestling, Demon Suckers & Bad Decisions
What do midget wrestling, Phil Mickelson's alleged nude selfie, celebrity look-alikes, AI taking over the world, demon-removing pastors, and a paper plate award all have in common?Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode works.Bill, Mark, Laura and Kevin somehow turn a review of the worst midget wrestling event ever produced into a full-blown discussion about why people make spectac
He's Why Rochester Is a Comedy City
What happens when comedians become the last people allowed to tell the truth?Bill sits down with Comedy at the Carlson's Mark Ippolito for a hilarious, behind-the-scenes conversation about building Rochester's first-ever comedy festival, booking comedy legends, bombing on stage, surviving the pandemic, cancel culture, and why laughter might be the one thing we all desperately need.Along the way th
Billified Bite - He's Why Rochester Is a Comedy City
What happens when comedians become the last people allowed to tell the truth?Bill sits down with Comedy at the Carlson's Mark Ippolito for a hilarious, behind-the-scenes conversation about building Rochester's first-ever comedy festival, booking comedy legends, bombing on stage, surviving the pandemic, cancel culture, and why laughter might be the one thing we all desperately need.Along the way th
The Talented Twin(s)
The Talented Twin & Other Lies We Tell OurselvesOne twin gets called "the talented one" within minutes of walking into the studio. What could possibly go wrong?The Morgan Twins join Bill, Kevin, and Mark the Soldier for a hilarious, unpredictable conversation that starts with sibling rivalry and quickly spirals into reality TV, local music, therapy, self-esteem, social media, and the stories w
Billified Bite - The Talented Twin(s)
The Talented Twin & Other Lies We Tell OurselvesOne twin gets called "the talented one" within minutes of walking into the studio. What could possibly go wrong?The Morgan Twins join Bill, Kevin, and Mark the Soldier for a hilarious, unpredictable conversation that starts with sibling rivalry and quickly spirals into reality TV, local music, therapy, self-esteem, social media, and the stories w
Instagram Divorcees & Bad Decisions
Episode DescriptionFrank Sinatra used to sing about cheating like it was romantic. Today you'd need burner phones, deleted texts, and a really good lawyer.In this episode, Bill and Dan spiral into one of their funniest conversations yet—from why Instagram has become the Olympics for divorced people over 45, to why alcohol convinces perfectly normal adults that lighting fireworks off their heads or
Billified Bite - Instagram Divorcees & Bad Decisions
Episode DescriptionFrank Sinatra used to sing about cheating like it was romantic. Today you'd need burner phones, deleted texts, and a really good lawyer.In this episode, Bill and Dan spiral into one of their funniest conversations yet—from why Instagram has become the Olympics for divorced people over 45, to why alcohol convinces perfectly normal adults that lighting fireworks off their heads or
Gout in the Streets, Existential Crisis in the Sheets
Doug rolls into the studio wearing a knee brace and carrying a fresh case of gout, which immediately sends Bill into a comedy feeding frenzy. What starts as a discussion about the "disease of kings" somehow spirals into wedding DJ horror stories, dating after divorce, cat-ear-wearing teenagers, prostate scares, why nobody dresses up anymore, and the three things almost every man is chasing his ent
Billified Bite - Gout in the Streeets, Existential Crisis in the Sheets
Doug rolls into the studio wearing a knee brace and carrying a fresh case of gout, which immediately sends Bill into a comedy feeding frenzy. What starts as a discussion about the "disease of kings" somehow spirals into wedding DJ horror stories, dating after divorce, cat-ear-wearing teenagers, prostate scares, why nobody dresses up anymore, and the three things almost every man is chasing his ent
Aggy Dune: More Alike Than Different
Bill sits down with legendary Rochester drag queen Aggy Dunne for a conversation that’s funny, thoughtful, and occasionally gloriously uncomfortable—in the best possible way. They tackle Pride Month, social media outrage, flags, identity, growing up different, and why people spend so much energy fearing the “sparkly ones.”Along the way: George Carlin, monster trucks, Watkins Glen, drag queens as c
Billified Bite - Aggy Dune: More Alike Than Different
Bill sits down with legendary Rochester drag queen Aggy Dunne for a conversation that’s funny, thoughtful, and occasionally gloriously uncomfortable—in the best possible way. They tackle Pride Month, social media outrage, flags, identity, growing up different, and why people spend so much energy fearing the “sparkly ones.”Along the way: George Carlin, monster trucks, Watkins Glen, drag queens as c
53 Years of Waiting… and Someone Set a Bus on Fire
The Knicks finally did it—and New York City lost its collective mind.Bill welcomes Kevin in-studio and Technical Producer Alex live from NYC as they unpack the Knicks' first championship in 53 years. Alex takes us inside the electric atmosphere of Manhattan, from Upper West Side watch parties to the city-wide eruption after the win. But why does celebrating a title sometimes involve flipping from
Billified Bite - 53 Years of Waiting… and Someone Set a Bus on Fire
The Knicks finally did it—and New York City lost its collective mind.Bill welcomes Kevin in-studio and Technical Producer Alex live from NYC as they unpack the Knicks' first championship in 53 years. Alex takes us inside the electric atmosphere of Manhattan, from Upper West Side watch parties to the city-wide eruption after the win. But why does celebrating a title sometimes involve flipping from
Billified Bite: My Prostate, My Stress & The FCC Complaint That Broke My Dad
Bill gets surprisingly personal in this Billified Bite.A recent health scare forces him to confront something he's been ignoring for years: stress. Not the obvious, "I'm busy" kind of stress—but the constant background noise that quietly follows us through life and may be affecting us more than we realize.Bill opens up about a health issue he's been dealing with, discusses how stress may be playin
Certified Billified Deep Cut - He's Joezen
Joe Brucato was the second ever guest on Billified, when the pod was recorded at Bill's dining room table! Hear that conversation and learn about Joe's time in L.A. and how timing in life is everything! Joe was also a guest in the new studio for episode 77, in that episode things got chaotic when the Fairport Village Board came over to meet Bill and Joe took over! Relive it all and enjoy!Become a
The Lies We Tell Ourselves & When Emotion Beats Judgement
Three quarters of the table went to see Teddy Swims at CMAC. Kevin did not get hungover. He never gets hungover. He would like that on the record. Bill talked to a woman walking into the concert. He was just chatting. Jameson was there. Nothing happened. The concert recap runs through Teddy Swims, Chris Stapleton, whether George Strait has ever written a song, Laura's mom spending three weeks on a
Billified Bite: The The Lies We Tell Ourselves and When Emotion Beats Judgment
Three quarters of the table went to see Teddy Swims at CMAC. Kevin did not get hungover. He never gets hungover. He would like that on the record. Bill talked to a woman walking into the concert. He was just chatting. Jameson was there. Nothing happened. The concert recap runs through Teddy Swims, Chris Stapleton, whether George Strait has ever written a song, Laura's mom spending three weeks on a
Motivated? Or Just Posting Memes?
On this solo episode of Billified, Bill's mind is all over the place...which is exactly where the best conversations start.A college buddy brings Bill a gift that sparks memories of questionable college decisions and reminds him why maintaining real friendships matters more than ever in an increasingly isolated world. Then Bill recounts accidentally dropping an F-bomb while on stage at a charity e
Camping, Porn Bans & Pubic Hair Research
Bill welcomes Kevin, Laura and Mark to the studio and Kevin is already coming in HOT after a camping weekend that may have included enough alcohol to legally preserve meat. While Laura arrives fresh from an exercise class and Bill questions why hungover middle-aged men treat bagels like emergency medical equipment, the crew dives into the difference between discipline and chaos as we age.Then thin
Billified Bite - .Camping, Porn Bans & Pubic Hair Research
Bill welcomes Kevin, Laura and Mark to the studio and Kevin is already coming in HOT after a camping weekend that may have included enough alcohol to legally preserve meat. While Laura arrives fresh from an exercise class and Bill questions why hungover middle-aged men treat bagels like emergency medical equipment, the crew dives into the difference between discipline and chaos as we age.Then thin
Your Fitbit is Making You Crazy
Bill and Dan dive into the modern obsession with data: Fitbits, Oura Rings, sleep scores, heart rate variability, recovery metrics, and the endless stream of numbers telling us how we're doing.What starts as a conversation about aging, mortality, and the celebrities we've lost turns into a deeper discussion about why we're so desperate to measure everything and whether all that information is help
Bite Size: Your Fitbit Is Making You Crazy
Bill and Dan dive into the modern obsession with data: Fitbits, Oura Rings, sleep scores, heart rate variability, recovery metrics, and the endless stream of numbers telling us how we're doing. What starts as a conversation about aging, mortality, and the celebrities we've lost turns into a deeper discussion about why we're so desperate to measure everything—and whether all that information is he
Everybody’s One Bad Day Away
Bill welcomes bartender, Uber driver, the man who wakes up to life like it’s a scratch-off ticket, Doug Phelps, back to the studio for one of the most relatable and hilarious episodes yet.Bill explains how a married couple secretly signed him up for Match.com after hearing him talk about blowing it with a woman on a previous episode… creating a chain reaction involving confused women, disappearing
Billified Bite - Everybody’s One Bad Day Away
Bill welcomes bartender, Uber driver, the man who wakes up to life like it’s a scratch-off ticket, Doug Phelps, back to the studio for one of the most relatable and hilarious episodes yet.Bill explains how a married couple secretly signed him up for Match.com after hearing him talk about blowing it with a woman on a previous episode… creating a chain reaction involving confused women, disappearing
Billified Bite: The Fairport VFW Is Not What You Think It Is
Bill sits down with Mike, past commander of Fairport VFW Post 1280, and Mary, the woman who apparently runs half of Fairport from a gas station. What starts as a heads-up about a June 13th fundraiser turns into something more interesting: a real conversation about what the VFW actually does, why most people have it wrong, and why the third largest VFW post in New York State is fighting to stay rel
The Couple Nobody Wants There
The crew is FINALLY back together and within minutes it completely goes off the rails in the most Billified way possible.Bill welcomes Mark, Kevin and Laura back to the studio and immediately realizes something terrible…he (and basically the podcast) missed both Dan AND Laura’s birthdays. In true Bill fashion, he now has a plan to bring everyone together this Summer…which somehow spirals into a hi
Billified Bite - The Couple Nobody Wants There
The crew is FINALLY back together and within minutes it completely goes off the rails in the most Billified way possible.Bill welcomes Mark, Kevin and Laura back to the studio and immediately realizes something terrible…he (and basically the podcast) missed both Dan AND Laura’s birthdays. In true Bill fashion, he now has a plan to bring everyone together this Summer…which somehow spirals into a hi
Dreams Don’t Expire
Bill sits down with Rochester native and Elvio Fernandes for one of the most inspiring and grounded conversations Billified has ever had. From growing up in a loud Portuguese family where music was everywhere, to building Roc Star Academy, to nearly not getting the audition that changed his life forever, Elvio’s story proves dreams do not come with an expiration date.Elvio opens up about the influ
Billified Bite - Dreams Don’t Expire
Bill sits down with Rochester native and Elvio Fernandes for one of the most inspiring and grounded conversations Billified has ever had. From growing up in a loud Portuguese family where music was everywhere, to building Roc Star Academy, to nearly not getting the audition that changed his life forever, Elvio’s story proves dreams do not come with an expiration date.Elvio opens up about the influ
Camping Indoors
Dan returns to the studio and Bill opens with a story about one of his sons… not the son Dan was expecting — to be fair, Bill has three. What starts as a simple request for curtain rods and wine quickly turns into a full-blown HGTV emergency involving Dollar General curtains, no measurements, no plan, stressed parents visiting, and Bill spending $200 just to participate in failure.Bill and Dan hil
Billified Bite - Camping Indoors
Dan returns to the studio and Bill opens with a story about one of his sons… not the son Dan was expecting — to be fair, Bill has three. What starts as a simple request for curtain rods and wine quickly turns into a full-blown HGTV emergency involving Dollar General curtains, no measurements, no plan, stressed parents visiting, and Bill spending $200 just to participate in failure.Bill and Dan hil
Fake Bill Gets More Matches Than Real Bill
Bill welcomes comic, bartender, DJ and full-time wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and opens with one of the strangest messages he has ever received: a woman on Match.com reached out asking Bill out for drinks… except Bill isn’t on Match. Turns out someone created a fake dating profile using Bill’s actual photos. The guys turn the bizarre situation into a hilarious conversation about fake on
Billified Bite - Fake Bill Gets More Matches Than Real Bill
Bill welcomes comic, bartender, DJ and full-time wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and opens with one of the strangest messages he has ever received: a woman on Match.com reached out asking Bill out for drinks… except Bill isn’t on Match. Turns out someone created a fake dating profile using Bill’s actual photos. The guys turn the bizarre situation into a hilarious conversation about fake on
Shot, Shackled & Saved
Bill welcomes Michael Tandoi — host of the Built from Chaos Podcast and one of the wildest comeback stories you’ll ever hear. Michael opens up about how a kid from a strong, close-knit family spiraled into the brutal world of crack cocaine, violence, prison, relapse, and chaos.From being shot multiple times while sitting in his car… to serving 7 years in state prison… to attempting to smuggle cont
Billified Bite - Shot, Shackled & Saved
Bill welcomes Michael Tandoi — host of the Built from Chaos Podcast and one of the wildest comeback stories you’ll ever hear. Michael opens up about how a kid from a strong, close-knit family spiraled into the brutal world of crack cocaine, violence, prison, relapse, and chaos.From being shot multiple times while sitting in his car… to serving 7 years in state prison… to attempting to smuggle cont
Everybody’s Toxic… and Rich People Call It Wellness
Bill welcomes Dan for a wild, funny and surprisingly deep conversation about the modern obsession with labeling people “toxic,” why every failed relationship suddenly needs a therapy diagnosis, and whether heartbreak plus technology has turned everybody into private investigators. The guys dive into the bizarre arrest of Street Outlaws star Daddy Dave and unpack how social media, GPS tracking and
Billified Bite - Everybody’s Toxic… and Rich People Call It Wellness
Bill welcomes Dan for a wild, funny and surprisingly deep conversation about the modern obsession with labeling people “toxic,” why every failed relationship suddenly needs a therapy diagnosis, and whether heartbreak plus technology has turned everybody into private investigators. The guys dive into the bizarre arrest of Street Outlaws star Daddy Dave and unpack how social media, GPS tracking and
Fake Amnesia, NASCAR Pit Crews & Roast Culture
A woman allegedly faked amnesia for FOUR YEARS just to avoid her mother-in-law… until one slip-up at a family gathering blew the whole thing apart. Bill, Kevin and Mark the Soldier ask the important questions: Could you pull this off? Would your spouse back your lie? And honestly… is avoiding people becoming a full-time lifestyle now?The guys also dive into the Roast of Kevin Hart and whether roas
Billified Bite: From NFL Wide Receiver to NASCAR Pit Crew; Al Blades Jr.'s Incredible Journey
What does a former University of Miami wide receiver have in common with a NASCAR pit crew?More than you'd think.In this Billified Bite, we head to Watkins Glen as guests of Hayek Motorsports home of Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and the #37 car where we sit down with Al Blades Jr., son and nephew of NFL legends, for a candid conversation about his incredible journey through college football, a heart condi
Billified Bite - Fake Amnesia, NASCAR Pit Crews & Roast Culture
A woman allegedly faked amnesia for FOUR YEARS just to avoid her mother-in-law… until one slip-up at a family gathering blew the whole thing apart. Bill, Kevin and Mark the Soldier ask the important questions: Could you pull this off? Would your spouse back your lie? And honestly… is avoiding people becoming a full-time lifestyle now?The guys also dive into the Roast of Kevin Hart and whether roas
Scratch-Off Souls & UFO Files
Bill welcomes comedian, bartender, Uber driver and professional wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and yes… they briefly acknowledge the situation from Doug’s last appearance before immediately swerving into chaos.The guys dive into how terrifyingly easy it is to find your address, relatives, associates and entire existence online. At this point, becoming a conspiracy theorist almost feels re
Billified Bite - Scratch-Off Souls & UFO Files
Bill welcomes comedian, bartender, Uber driver and professional wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and yes… they briefly acknowledge the situation from Doug’s last appearance before immediately swerving into chaos.The guys dive into how terrifyingly easy it is to find your address, relatives, associates and entire existence online. At this point, becoming a conspiracy theorist almost feels re
Buffaloes, Boundaries & Broken Traditions
Bill welcomes Dan back to the studio and somehow the conversation goes from alleged NFL affairs to buffalo attacks to why moving Watkins Glen weekend feels like emotional terrorism in Western New York. Normal stuff.Bill and Dan clash over the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini rumors as Bill argues human beings and relationships are far more complicated than internet outrage allows. Dan has a theory. B
Billified Bite - Buffaloes, Boundaries & Broken Traditions
Bill welcomes Dan back to the studio and somehow the conversation goes from alleged NFL affairs to buffalo attacks to why moving Watkins Glen weekend feels like emotional terrorism in Western New York. Normal stuff.Bill and Dan clash over the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini rumors as Bill argues human beings and relationships are far more complicated than internet outrage allows. Dan has a theory. B
Nobody Talks About How Bad It Actually Feels to Fix Yourself | Billified Bite
Bill got a text from a listener who called himself a big fan and then said Bill sounds kind of dumb. Bill's response: he's not completely wrong. That text becomes the doorway into something much bigger. Bill just finished his second semester of grad school in mental health counseling and this semester required digging into things he had been carrying for a long time. Generational trauma. A father
Whiskey, Risk & Rockstars - The Hoochenanny Festival
Two guys walk into a bar…One used to play guitar in a band you definitely slow-danced to…The other figured out how to turn chaos into a business model……and somehow they both ended up throwing a whiskey-fueled music festival in Western New York.Bill sits down with Tommy Brunett and Sean McCarthy—the minds (and risk tolerance) behind the Hoochenanny Festival—to break down Hoochenanny 2026 (August 14
Like Father, Like Mess.com
We’re serving this one family-style—and it gets real, fast.Bill is joined by comedian, bartender, Uber driver Doug Phelps and his 81-year-old father, David Phelps—and what starts as a fun generational hang turns into something unexpectedly raw, honest, and hilarious.Bill opens by asking David for some old-school fatherly advice… and then proceeds to unload a story from the night before that is equ
Billified Bite Size: Like Father, Like Mess
We’re serving this one family-style—and it gets real, fast.Bill is joined by comedian, bartender, Uber driver Doug Phelps and his 81-year-old father, David Phelps—and what starts as a fun generational hang turns into something unexpectedly raw, honest, and hilarious.Bill opens by asking David for some old-school fatherly advice… and then proceeds to unload a story from the night before that is equ
Self Care, Unspoken Rules & The Things Nobody Ever Explained to You
Bill got a Reiki session before recording and he feels realigned. Dan gets acupuncture for his migraines. Neither of their fathers would understand any of this. That is actually the point. Bill and Dan open with something that gets said a lot in therapy but never really gets unpacked: self care. Where they came from, you did not do self care. You smoked a cigarette, drank a beer, and kept going. T
Billified Bite Size: Self Care, Unspoken Rules & The Things Nobody Ever Explained to You
Bill got a Reiki session before recording and he feels realigned. Dan gets acupuncture for his migraines. Neither of their fathers would understand any of this. That is actually the point. Bill and Dan open with something that gets said a lot in therapy but never really gets unpacked: self care. Where they came from, you did not do self care. You smoked a cigarette, drank a beer, and kept going. T
Billified Bite Sized: Looksmaxxing, what actually attracts women
Rebecca and Jojo from 2 Fit Chicks pull up a chair at the Billified table and the conversation goes exactly where you would expect it to go and then a few places you would not. It starts with Bill accidentally becoming the dog sitter for his ex-wife's dog and ends with a 90 minute conversation about dating, attraction, confidence, and what men are doing wrong in all of it. Bill brings up looksmaxi
Looksmaxxing and What Actually Attracts Women
Rebecca and Jojo from Two Fit Chicks pull up a chair at the Billified table and the conversation goes exactly where you would expect it to go and then a few places you would not. It starts with Bill accidentally becoming the dog sitter for his ex-wife's dog and ends with a 90 minute conversation about dating, attraction, confidence, and what men are doing wrong in all of it. Bill brings up looksm
Draft Picks & Stolen Lemons
The Buffalo Bills trade out of the first round and stack 9 picks—because in the NFL, sometimes it’s not about the star… it’s about playing the odds.Bill breaks down Clemson edge rusher T.J. Parker, what “stalwart” really means, and the bigger truth behind draft night: you don’t have to be great forever… just long enough to change your life—and your family’s life—for generations.But here’s the part
Billified Bite Sized version of Draft Picks & Stolen Lemons
The Buffalo Bills trade out of the first round and stack 9 picks—because in the NFL, sometimes it’s not about the star… it’s about playing the odds.Bill breaks down Clemson edge rusher T.J. Parker, what “stalwart” really means, and the bigger truth behind draft night: you don’t have to be great forever… just long enough to change your life—and your family’s life—for generations.But here’s the part
We’ve Lost the Plot (And You’re Posting About It)
Bill opens this one giving Dan credit for something rare—actually making him laugh. That turns into a conversation sparked by Is This Thing On?… and an idea that might be crazy enough to work. Or not. You decide.But then the episode takes a turn—from funny… to uncomfortably real. Because Bill got called out: “You think you can be a therapist… and this is how you think?” Yeah. That is how he thin
Billified Bite Sized of We’ve Lost the Plot (And You’re Posting About It)
Bill opens this one giving Dan credit for something rare—actually making him laugh. That turns into a conversation sparked by Is This Thing On?… and an idea that might be crazy enough to work. Or not. You decide.But then the episode takes a turn—from funny… to uncomfortably real. Because Bill got called out: “You think you can be a therapist… and this is how you think?” Yeah. That is how he thin
Speakerphone Psychos, Broken Boyfriends & Fake Self-Awareness
Bill, Kevin, Laura and Mark are back—and this one goes off the rails in the best way.We start with a simple question: what the hell happened to public behavior?Speakerphone in public… full volume… no shame. Bill goes in, the crew piles on, and suddenly we’re questioning whether society has completely collapsed or if people just think they’re the main character now.Mark checks in after taking a new
Billified Bite Sized Version of Speakerphone Psychos, Broken Boyfriends & Fake Self-Awareness
Bill, Kevin, Laura and Mark are back—and this one goes off the rails in the best way.We start with a simple question: what the hell happened to public behavior?Speakerphone in public… full volume… no shame. Bill goes in, the crew piles on, and suddenly we’re questioning whether society has completely collapsed or if people just think they’re the main character now.Mark checks in after taking a new
The Cool Only He Can Be: Tommy Brunett (Before Hoochenanny)
Before the stages. Before the crowds. Before Hoochenanny became Hoochenanny.This is where it started.Back in year one of Billified, Bill sat down with Tommy Brunett—the founder of Iron Smoke Whiskey, former guitarist for Modern English, and the guy who somehow turned Fairport into a vibe.From being homeless…to playing for 30,000 people…to building a whiskey brand Forbes put on the map…Tommy doesn’
Surrounded. Triggered. Distracted
You can be in a room full of people… and still feel completely alone.You can keep it together all day… until one small thing sets you off.And you can have endless ways to feel good… but somehow feel worse.What the hell is going on?In this episode, Bill and Dan rip into three things nobody wants to admit—but everyone feels: 👉 Why we’re more connected than ever… and less known than ever👉 Why anger i
Billified Bisized version of Surrounded. Triggered. Distracted
You can be in a room full of people… and still feel completely alone.You can keep it together all day… until one small thing sets you off.And you can have endless ways to feel good… but somehow feel worse.What the hell is going on?In this episode, Bill and Dan rip into three things nobody wants to admit—but everyone feels: 👉 Why we’re more connected than ever… and less known than ever👉 Why anger i
I Lost My Kayak… and Found Out Manifestation is Bullsh*t!
Bill technically owns a kayak.Reality?It’s either sitting behind a stranger’s house… or living a better life than he is.What starts as a ridiculous, slightly unhinged debate—“Do I knock on the door and ask for my boat back?”—turns into something way bigger.Because this isn’t really about a kayak…It’s about all the things we say we want—and never actually go get.Bill takes a blowtorch to “manifesta
Nothing Happened. Nothing's Fine. Everything's Expensive
Bill and Doug open with a real one — passing gas after 40 is no longer a casual act, it's a calculated risk. Bill takes it further when he confesses what he pulled in his graduate school class this week. Doug's reaction alone is worth the price of admission.Then things get real: photos of Patriots coach Mike Vrabel and NFL reporter Dianna Russini poolside in Sedona go viral. Nothing explicit — but
Billified Bitesized version of Nothing Happened. Nothing's Fine. Everything's Expensive
Bill and Doug open with a real one — passing gas after 40 is no longer a casual act, it's a calculated risk. Bill takes it further when he confesses what he pulled in his graduate school class this week. Doug's reaction alone is worth the price of admission.Then things get real: photos of Patriots coach Mike Vrabel and NFL reporter Dianna Russini poolside in Sedona go viral. Nothing explicit — but
Smart, In Love, or AI - Why Everything Feels Fake Now
What happens when a rocket scientist hijacks a party… and someone finally says what everyone’s thinking?On this episode of Billified, Bill breaks down a ski trip moment that turned into a full-blown social experiment—high intelligence, zero awareness, and one brutally honest comment that brought the room together.From there, it gets deeper (and funnier):👉 Why being smart doesn’t mean you can read
Billified Bite Sized version of Smart, In Love, or AI - Why Everything Feels Fake Now
What happens when a rocket scientist hijacks a party… and someone finally says what everyone’s thinking?On this episode of Billified, Bill breaks down a ski trip moment that turned into a full-blown social experiment—high intelligence, zero awareness, and one brutally honest comment that brought the room together.From there, it gets deeper (and funnier):👉 Why being smart doesn’t mean you can read
The Things Haven't Changed
Three years ago… my dining room table turned into a studio, and I sat down with Monroe County Sheriff Todd Baxter and then-Fairport Police Chief Matt Barnes for Episode 4 of Billified.No big production. No filters. Just real conversation.Listening back now?It’s a little wild… because a lot of what we talked about then—yeah, it’s still here.In this episode, I revisit that raw, early interview and b
Billified Bite - We Love the Rules—Until They Apply to Us
You love the rules… until they apply to you.This Billified Bite starts with something small—a speeding ticket—and spirals into something way bigger. Bill gets pulled over, knows he’s wrong… and still reacts like a complete child. No eye contact. Drives off pissed. Mentally turning the ticket into toilet paper.Sound familiar?We say “support the police”… until it’s us on the side of the road.We beli
Nobody Joins an Orgasm Cult...Until They Do
This one starts wild… and somehow gets even more real.A headline about an “orgasm cult” sounds like a joke—until you realize it isn’t. Bill, Kevin, Laura, and Mark dig into the uncomfortable truth behind it: nobody signs up for something insane on Day One. It starts with belonging, trust, and a slow drift that doesn’t feel weird… until it is.From cult psychology to everyday “this is just how we do
Billified Bite Sized - Nobody Joins an Orgasm Cult… Until They Do
This one starts wild… and somehow gets even more real.A headline about an “orgasm cult” sounds like a joke—until you realize it isn’t. Bill, Kevin, Laura, and Mark dig into the uncomfortable truth behind it: nobody signs up for something insane on Day One. It starts with belonging, trust, and a slow drift that doesn’t feel weird… until it is.From cult psychology to everyday “this is just how we do
The Black Eye & The Home Alone House
Bill welcomes Laura—and her boyfriend Joe—into the studio… and let’s just say, this one goes places.What starts as a casual intro turns into a real, unfiltered look at who Joe is, what makes him tick, and exactly what Laura saw that made her say, yeah… this is my guy. From politics to personal growth, you hear how they challenge each other, learn from each other, and somehow make it all work.Joe o
Billified Bite sized - The Black Eye & The Home Alone House
Bill welcomes Laura—and her boyfriend Joe—into the studio… and let’s just say, this one goes places.What starts as a casual intro turns into a real, unfiltered look at who Joe is, what makes him tick, and exactly what Laura saw that made her say, yeah… this is my guy. From politics to personal growth, you hear how they challenge each other, learn from each other, and somehow make it all work.Joe o
Tiger, Farts & Doug: How Much Is Too Much?
This one goes everywhere—and somehow lands.Bill kicks it off with Tiger Woods’ latest crash and DUI situation… and instead of piling on, asks the uncomfortable question: how has this not happened more often? A life under a microscope, pain meds, pressure, and the reality that sometimes the story isn’t as clean as we want it to be.Then it takes a turn. A pastor claiming his… flatulence heals people
Tiger, Farts & Doug: How Much Is Too Much? (CONDENSED)
This one goes everywhere—and somehow lands.Bill kicks it off with Tiger Woods’ latest crash and DUI situation… and instead of piling on, asks the uncomfortable question: how has this not happened more often? A life under a microscope, pain meds, pressure, and the reality that sometimes the story isn’t as clean as we want it to be.Then it takes a turn. A pastor claiming his… flatulence heals people
We Hear You - Why We Can't Separate a Point From a Person Anymore
What happens when a listener pushes back on something said on the podcast about Trump voters? Bill Moran reads the message on air and responds, getting into why political conversations in America keep going nowhere, why we stop asking what the actual point is and go straight to which side you're on, and what authenticity actually means when we keep throwing that word around constantly.It starts wi
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