Leave A Message with Ally & G
Leave A Message is an unfiltered group chat hosted by Ally and G, where no topic is taboo and TMI is the standard. It's a judgment-free zone for embarrassing stories and laugh-out-loud conversations. Listeners are invited to confess, vent, and spill it all by dropping voice notes. New episodes drop every Wednesday.
Episodes
Mother Nature Ruined Everything… And They're DIVORCING?!
It’s been a rough week for Ally and G in the bedroom, with Ally coming back from a wedding where a two-bed hotel room brutally stood in the way of things getting steamy with Ror. And if that wasn’t enough, G has been betrayed by Mother Nature herself, who decided date night was the perfect time for her period to make an appearance.PLUS, one Gally is caught up in a seriously complicated situation w
Our Most DISGUSTING Story Yet… And Wait, She Killed HIM?!
The UK heatwave claimed its first victim this week as G got a little too comfortable in the sunshine and ended up so burnt that by the time she headed off on her HOT date, she looked like a glorious shade of tomato. Meanwhile, Ally has a scorching hot take of her own: should the lights be on when you’re doing the deed?PLUS, this might genuinely be one of the WILDEST weeks of Leave a Message
G’s Pub Quiz Date Disaster And Football Fans Are Gonna Hate Us…
It’s been a busy week in Ally and G‘s world this week as G FINALLY went on her surprise activity date… her date’s big romantic gesture? We also kick off the start of the World Cup of ICKs as voted for by you our lovely Gallies.PLUS one Gally is spiralling after being rejected, while another is deciding whether she’s cut out for a life of salutes and camouflage.FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GAL
The WORST First Date And He Asked "What’s Your Body Count"?!
Ally and G are still recovering from Mighty Hoopla, where they made a shocking discovery about gay men having absolutely no fear when it comes to getting off with someone they've known for approximately 14 seconds.PLUS, one Gally relives the horrific moment she asked a date, "What's your body count?", while another Gally is caught in an all-out war with her sister's boyfriend. Is it justified beef
G Wrote A Book!! And Female Friendships Are Toxic?!
It's a MASSIVE week for Aly and G Limited because G's debut novel Texts We Never Sent lands TOMORROW! To mark the occasion (and distract G from spiralling), the girls help you Gallies rewrite and finally send the texts you've never had the courage to hit send on.PLUS, one Gally feels like the unwanted third wheel in her friendship trio, and another is asking the question we've all faced: is it eve
I CATFISHED Him… And We Took Nudes In A Photo Booth?!
Things get filthy this week on Leave a Message with Ally and G as the girls discover they may have accidentally missed their calling in the adult photo industry when G recalls a SERIOUS mishap involving a photobooth...PLUS, one Gally used her mate’s photos on Hinge to bag a date in a full blown catfish crisis, while another got caught beachside bonking her hotel concierge by an audience she really
She HEXED Her Ex And A Witch Found Our Soulmates?!
It got seriously witchy over at Leave A Message with this week as Producer Izzy got in touch with the “spirits” cough via an Etsy witch cough to uncover everyone’s soulmates… PLUS, one Gally takes revenge on her ex by casting a hex, while another is fully spiralling after her boyfriend returned from a lads’ festival holiday with 10 new girl followers and a VERY suspicious “I was just being a
Ally’s Resting B*tch Face and He’s Giving Me THE EYE??
It’s been a long couple of days as Ally and G return from a whirlwind weekend at the BAFTAs and they’re spilling all the gossip for you Gallies, including a very revealing insight into G’s showbiz crush…PLUS, one Gally is battling a serious case of resting b*tch face, while another is convinced she might have a secret sibling out there BUT can the girls get to the bottom of it??FANCY SENDING A VOI
ALLY’S ENGAGED!! The Full Debrief…
The time has finally come, after 9 years of waiting on the bench, Ror decided to FINALLY put a ring on that thing! Ally and have the FULL debrief for you Gallies including, the ring, the proposal and of course who did she tell first. PLUS, it’s an engagement special, so the Gally stories are unhinged. One Gally was proposed to at her ex’s WEDDING (yes, really), while another is spiralling ov
He Slept With His COUSIN?? And We’re Worried About The Devil Wears Prada 2…
Ally and G have been trapped in delivery driver hell this week, as parcel after parcel keeps mysteriously vanishing into thin air. The girls are also deeply concerned that their ultimate comfort film is about to be absolutely ruined by the upcoming sequel to The Devil Wears Prada.PLUS, one Gally is convinced her ex-boyfriend has left her for his cousin, while another is dealing with the nightmare
I’m in Love With a Man Who Doesn’t Know We’re Dating & My BF Needs To Quit…
G has been to see a psychic and apparently the love of her life is a cowboy… YEE-HAW, we guess! Meanwhile, Ally has some serious beef with Coachella being compared to Glasto. PLUS, one Gally is fully in an imaginationship with an Australian guy who doesn’t even know he’s her boyfriend, and another is wondering if it’s time to call it quits with her man who simply cannot put the cigs down.FANC
The Art of Squirting And My Family Didn’t Invite My BOYFRIEND?!
Is it 2010? You’d think so! G has taken up doomscrolling Facebook as her latest pastime whereas Ally is coming to terms with her new found-fashionista boyfriend.Meanwhile, one Gally is bitter that her boyfriend didn’t get a plus-one to her family wedding, and another Gally… well, let’s just say she could use a masterclass in making it rain!FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your vo
Burying The Body And G’s Got A Thrusting Tongue??
Things have gone a little topsy-turvy this week as Ally’s boyfriend Rory dives headfirst into his spiritual side, while G drops a snogging confession she’ll absolutely never live down.Plus, one Gally is wondering if Ally and G match their level of “freak” when it comes to friendship, and another needs convincing he’s not completely losing it over his latest gym crush.FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESS
A Lesson In Self-love and Should I Find My Sperm Donor Daddy?
If you didn’t notice, it’s April Fools’ Day… so obviously Ally and G dusted off their finest jester outfits and attempted to psychologically torment their poor, unsuspecting (or… very suspecting?) manager, Olivia.Plus, one Gally is looking for a crash course in self-love, while another is contemplating whether to track down her long-lost sperm donor dad.FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?&nbs
She Doesn’t Want To Get Married And G Gets DUMPED!!
It’s a tough week for G as her mystery podcast man finds out she’s been talking about him on Leave a Message with @allyandg… Whoops! Also, Ally’s been getting frisky during the night… Plus, one Gally isn’t sure if marriage is for her and another Gally thinks her boyfriend HATES her boss girlie era! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/messa
I Have A Secret SIBLING And My Boyfriend Is Following Girls Behind My Back?!
Have you ever shared knickers with your bestie? Turns out Ally and G have! And neigh way, Ally finds out she’s being forced to ride a horse the day of her best mate's wedding! Plus, one Gally uncovers her man’s secret X-rated IG account, while another discovers she has a full-on secret family… sorry, WHAT?!FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/me
The Best Of The Brits & He’s A FAST FINISHER?!
It’s safe to say Ally and G had a very good night at the BRITs, partying alongside a Manc Britpop legend. Rubbing shoulders with the celebs was one thing… but did G also spot her future man across a Mark Ronson–filled dancefloor? Plus, one Gally is struggling to trust her man because of his sordid past AND another Gally’s bedroom activities are finishing a lot quicker than she planned. F
G’s First Date in Months & He Did WHAT With a Fork?!
G spills the goss on her first date in months, was it romance… or a write-off? The girls also get a voice note from G’s Nan, who’s completely thrown after being sent an AI image and cannot for the life of her work out what’s real and what’s not.Plus, one Gally is having a forkin’ nightmare in the bedroom, and we also have a Leave A Message FIRST as another Gally shares a truly horrific sunrise dri
Living With The In-Laws And G Drinks WHAT On A First Date?
It’s an exciting week at Leave A Message as G is FINALLY getting back on the horse and going on another date, but what will she drink..? Meanwhile, Ally’s new bag from her boyfriend has immediately been upstaged… by an even sweeter bag she secretly bought herself. Self-love always wins, sorry lads!!Plus, one Gally is feeling the frustrations as her laid-back boyfriend refuses to match her go-gette
Hammered at Midday, Long Distance Advice And Identifying The Body
Some bold claims were made on Leave A Message with Ally and G last week when the girls confidently declared they could identify each other’s body parts… so obviously we had to put it to the test. Scientific? No. Unhinged? Absolutely.Plus, one gorgeous Gally is spiralling over, potentially losing the love of her life to the long-distance cruise ship lifestyle, while another is facing an opposite di
Virginity Advice, A Helping Hand (Job) And Nerds Are Cool??
This week on LAM with Ally and G, nothing is off limits. Are boyfriends just pets with opinions? Are nerds cool now? And who looked at a baby and thought, “Yes. Whimsy Lou.”Plus, we’ve got an email from a GUY whose bestie’s boyfriend might be hitting on him, and one Gally asking for advice on being a virgin at uni.FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me
Threesome Fun, Banging In The Office And Menopausal Moments!
This week on LAM, we’ve had some very important questions asked… Is shagging weird? AND, have Ally and G ever had a threesome?Plus, one Gally gets an unexpected text from her best mate’s girlfriend after her name is mentioned during the deed, while another is dealing with her partner suggesting… a third party? Uncomfortable conversations all round really! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY?&n
Stalking Your Ex, Micro Kings and Buying Viagra on a Date?!
We’ve hit a new low at Leave A Message HQ. G has been in full detective mode, stalking her ex’s new girlfriend, and yes, she’s even figured out where she lives. Meanwhile, Ally is serving relationship goals with her top-tier tips for surviving long-distance love.Plus, one Gally had a date that ended in Viagra (not quite the happy ending she was manifesting) while another Gally caught her ex cheati
Red Lights, Frontal Lobes And PEGGING For The Plot?!
It’s official, Leave a Message with Ally & G is BACK! G’s dating life is still as chaotic as ever as she spills the goss on a TRAGIC Hinge date, whereas Ally is still a lady waiting to get a ring on that ting. Plus, you Gallies really returned with a bang with your stories and dilemmas. One Gally was losing her mind over the classic Happy New Year text and another needed pegging advice?!
Welcome To Leave A Message With Ally & G
Leave A Message is the ultimate unfiltered group chat with your besties Ally and G. No topic is taboo and TMI is the standard. It’s a judgment free zone where embarrassing stories meet laugh out loud conversations.Gallies, this is your space to confess, vent, and spill it all. Drop us a voice note, bring the drama, and let’s get yapping! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or wat
Christmas Gift: 2025 at Ally & G Ltd is WRAPPED
Ally & G have one last little Christmas treat for the gallies! The girls are reviewing the best (and worst) moments of the year - and there's A LOT to talk about! Plus some exclusive easter eggs about what's coming next year...Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the ju
It's Been A Minute…
Summer is over, and still no Leave A Message… But don't fret, Ally & G know it's been a minute since the last ep, and they've got an update to share about what's been going on, and more importantly, what's coming next!Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details
71 - Why Hot Girl Summer Breaks Are Essential
The gallies are unwell (literally). Ally’s burnt her back, G’s got “Chaney”, and somehow we’re still manifesting hot girl summer energy.On this episode of Leave A Message, we're talking first-date fear, post-breakup panic and the power of a good playlist.A gally wants to get back out there after a brutal betrayal, but the nerves are real – should she just cancel or push through?Plus, a listener’s
70 - Manifesting A Ring… And Stealing A T-Shirt!
The gallies are spiralling – again. Ally’s behind a modesty screen, G’s manifesting a ring (and possibly crashing the proposal?), and a listener is questioning her whole relationship after her boyfriend dropped some questionable future plans…On this episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G we’re helping a gally who is stuck between compatibility and core values. With their partner expressing some
69 - Are You A Relationship Hopper? We've Caught You Out!
Ally & G are onto you... own up! The gallies are calling you out this week (even producer Rehana is coming for you).On this episode of Leave A Message, we check in on the mental wellbeing of Ally's nail technician, we petition to get you a 2/3 working week, and confront a gally on being a bit... well... out of pocket. Oopsy!We're also learning boundaries with family and friends and putting a s
68 - For Those Days When You Just Want To Be Invisible
When life gets tough, the gallies are there for each other... and on this episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are bringing some much needed calmness to the storm.We have one gally afraid that she is over-correcting having 'done the work' and healed post-break-up, now she is seeing red flags that might not even exist! Would you go back to the healing sanctuary or is the answer to just keep on
67 - To Be Or Not To Be… Exclusive
When love hits a dead end, who do you come calling to? Well, Ally & G of course, and on this episode of Leave A Message we’re helping the gallies get past love that has been lost and, as Paloma Faith once said, (we’re) picking up the pieces.We have a gally who has been ghosted and needs to know if this is what she should expect from young love, or if better is out there? Plus, what do you do w
66 - Long Distance? How To Not Get The Ick Via Sext
How do you tell your boyfriend that his nudes are just not cutting it?! You send a voice note into Leave A Message and let Ally & G help you out!From long-distance icks to boys that aren’t willing to wander (it’s crucial to go where the wind blows!)… plus there’s a Gally in *literal tears* because of a boy that keeps messing her about. Have we taught you nothing?!Ally & G are helping you n
65 – When Loving Your Step Family Goes Too Far…
Wednesday crew, you here? It’s a new episode of Leave A Message and Ally & G are out here scraping through the doldrums of bad exes and jealous friends to help out the Gally’s!This week we’re helping a Gally who is helping a Gally (that’s a tongue twister!) who has fallen in love with her step-family. And we mean, in LOVE! No, this isn’t an advert for Orange YouTube or whatever the kids call i
64 - That Moment When You Taste His Dad's Saliva?!
Welcome back to Leave A Message with Ally & G, the podcast where we tackle the biggest and most important issues in the world - from friends with benefits to sharing toothbrushes!On which note - the toothbrush saga continues this week, with a Gally who is fully supportive of G and shares the story of a one night stand that ended with the wrong thing in her mouth... yuck!Away from teeth cleanin
63 - You've Been Punk'd! I've Cheated On You...
The sun is out, we have a new Pope and - most importantly - Ally has new jeans... welcome to this weeks episode of Leave A Message!We've all heard of buyers remorse... but what about post-returns remorse? When one Gally's first post-break-up Hinge date ends earlier than she would have liked... is she right to regret ending things with her ex? Or, maybe, the dating world is just a pile of disappoin
62 - If We Ever Die... We Want To Have A Conclave!
Whilst the Vatican is picking a new Pope (which, just to say, has left us offended that we haven’t been asked to fill such a holy duty!), we’re here literally saving lives with a brand new episode of Leave A Message with Ally & G! This week we’re in the pits of hell as one Gally shares the story of her friends date fail… when she accidentally texts the person sat opposite her a not-so-friendly
61 - Sorry, WHAT Gave You Thrush?! (& More Safe Sex Tips)
You know what time it is... it's Leave A Message with your hosts Ally & G and this week, in our quest to answer all of life's most burning questions, we're asking: To pee or not to pee? Well, peeing is usually the answer.As we once again take to the streets to solve the Gally's problems - from public embarrassment to big life changes and even some advice on keeping thrush away when it's time t
60 - Girlfriends Are Forever, Boyfriends Are Just Temporary
Ally & G hit 250K followers! And we're celebrating the achievement with balloons and, of course, a brand new episode of Leave A Message... just wait until you hear about how the fam celebrated though!Moving swiftly onto business... the gally's are being tested with questionable behaviour in friendships. After one listener had an... adult sleepover... after a night out, the next morning's woes
59 - How To Have The Conversation (The Sex One)
Have you ever had the scare? You know, the one that happens when you've been irresponsible in the bedroom? This week, Ally & G are Mum & Dad as they help a Gally who had the scare of the century and needs advice on approaching contraception when you're single.Yes, this is Leave A Message... and sometimes we put our spectacles on and become teachers!We also have a story about a friend's boy
58 - A Cruise Ship, A Greek God & Unsolicited Pics
We've all had that fantasy of spending the night with a Greek god and the many ways it could change our lives... but, what of the consequences?!On this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are helping a Gally out who is dating a guy with a mismatched sex drive, leading our Gally to reminisce about the night of her life in the arms of Eros (look it up). A night to remember for more than o
57 - It's F Boy Nation, We're Just Living In It
Feeling like you're dealing with a lot of fuck boys lately? Well, we're sick of it and on this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're tackling the lot of them!Ally & G are dissecting stories of ghosting, deception... and unexpected romance? From flaky men to booty calls, navigating an obsession and dealing with toxic relationships, you should leave this episode with all of the tips and tricks
Everything That Happened At Leave A Message LIVE! (BONUS)
What's this? A bonus episode?! Yes, we're treating you to an extra special bonus edition of Leave A Message, recapping everything that happened at the first ever Leave A Message LIVE at Underbelly Boulevard in London.From all of the nerves leading up to the shows to our favourite moments of audience interaction, hilarious behind the scenes stories and unbelievable meet and greets. If you couldn't
56 - A Valentine's Day Affair? And Knowing When To Move On...
We're not even over Leave A Message LIVE yet and here we are with a brand new episode of the podcast! Time flies when you're having fun... and we've had a lot of fun (thanks for coming to the live show, if you did!).On this week's episode, Ally & G start off by tackling London's transport crisis - from rising train costs to unreliable schedules. Yes, it's Gally for Mayor! Once we're over that.
55 - We Are Family... Finding Out About Secret Siblings
The time has come! We are officially in the week of Leave A Message LIVE and we're so excited that we just, truly, cannot hide it. Whilst we try our best, here is your weekly dose of Leave A Message not-LIVE.What would you do if your boyfriend was the opposite of supportive whilst you were going through a medical emergency? When do you call it quits and call your soon-to-be ex a disappointment...
54 - Happy 1 Year of Leave A Message!
It has officially been one whole year of Leave A Message, and we wouldn't be practising what we preach if we didn't spend a moment to celebrate ourselves!On this week's episode, we are looking back at some of the best (and, sometimes, the worst) pieces of advice from the past year of the podcast. From birthday dramas to making new friends, travel troubles and even organ harvesting... we are versat
53 - Mum, If You're Not Going To The Gym... Where Are You?!
We are officially in the month of Leave A Message LIVE! It will be here before we know it... but, until then (and after then, to be fair), Ally & G are here helping some Gally's in need!This week we start with a family secret getting uncovered. What would you do if your Mum has been lying this whole time about her gym trips? And what if you found out the truth... after a night staking it out w
52 - Flirting In The Office? A Nightmare Waiting To Happen...
Whilst Ally & G have been swapping the studio for the football pitch lately (did anyone else see that epic content with the Lionesses?!)... they have returned to their thrones to help the Gally's navigate another week dilemmas!What would you do if your date bailed on you for an "emergency"... and you then caught them hanging out with their mates moments later? Nobody likes to feel like a mug!
51 - You've Been Caught Cheating... But You Just Can't Stop!
What's the difference between a high sex drive... and a sex addiction? It's OK to be horny, but when are we crossing the line from being rabbits and turn into dogs?!That is where we start on this week's episode of Leave A Message before Ally & G help this week's Gally's navigate a tricky terrain of red flags.From a Gally who needs to take back control after his friends try to thwart a break-up
50 - A Family Gathering & A Ruined Pair of Fluffy Socks
Straight from selling out two Leave A Message LIVE shows (we'll see you in person in March!), Ally & G are here with another episode of your favourite podcaster's favourite podcast: Leave A Message.How do you navigate love bombing? After a Gally has noticed a pattern of partners starting off very interested... only to eventually lose interest... how can you tell apart a complimentary partner t
49 - Have An Enemy In The Office? Plot Your Revenge
Now that we've all recovered from trying to get tickets for Leave A Message LIVE (thanks for selling that out, by the way!)... Ally & G are here to help the Gallies for another week of questionable life decisions.After we navigate a flirty GP encounter from Ally & G, this week we're tackling workplace drama. Or, more like, revenge as one Gally seeks advice on how to encourage her colleague
48 - Long Distance Relationships... Can They Go The Distance?
Happy Chinese New Year! Here at Leave A Message HQ we're celebrating the incoming Year of the Snake with an exciting announcement... right at the beginning of this weeks episode!On this week's episode, our Bridget's are tackling long-distance relationships head-on. The highs, the lows and how to navigate them. When is the right time to decide to move in together? Ally & G dig into when to know
47 - The Girl He Tells You Not To Worry About? Be Worried!
Happy Wednesday! Ally & G are here with an all-new episode of Leave A Message - and this week, it's full of friction (and not the good kind).It's hard enough to find a place to live in a place like London... but is it worth going on the hunt for new digs if the couple your living with... gets messy? Less Homes Under The Hammer, more Help My Housemate Is Cheating On My Other Housemate! That's a
46 - Home Truths: Friends With Exes & Disrespectful Dads
It's home sweet home for Ally & G this week! After some holiday's and travels, they are finally reunited in the Leave A Message studio.Once we're settled back into home sweet home, it's all about the Gallies as we're tackling two big topics: problematic parents and friendships with exes!What would you do if your Dad kept disrespecting his girlfriend behind her back? And, what if you broke up w
45 - Friendship Over! Jealousy, Boundaries & Boys
Would you call yourself... jealous? That's at the top of the agenda on this weeks episode of Leave A Message, as Ally & G prepare for another year of helping the gallies with your life dilemmas!From dealing with crossed boundaries when friends behave insensitively, to handling jealousy when your friend gets a job you didn't, it's not just laughs and games on this podcast (although there is a l
44 - Health, Happiness & Swearing Less: New Years Day Special
For auld lang syne, my dear... Happy New Year! It is officially 2025 and we are kicking off the New Year how we mean to go on: widening our vocabulary, reducing our swearing and maintaining good habits! (Let's see how long that lasts for...).On this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are reflecting on the year that's been and looking forward to the year ahead. From running into past fl
43 - It's Christmas! Gift Expectations, Surprises & Proposal Plans
And the bells are ringing out on Christmas Day! Welcome to the Christmas Special of Leave A Message where we are embracing the festivities as Ally & G are helping you with your festive dilemmas.From dealing with high expectations over the festive season to staying true to yourself over the holidays, Ally & G tackle everything from handling intense romantic interest (good for you!) to navig
42 - Will You... Swap Dates With Me?
The festivities are nearly here (trust us, we're feeling it!) and so on this week's episode of Leave A Message we're keeping it light and breezy... NOT! Ally & G are here to help you with their sage advice on all things dating, singledom and love bombing.Would you swap dates with a friend if you both preferred the other ones man? What do you do if you are decided about someone's age? And, how
41 - Wedding +1's, Rude Boyfriends and... WICKED!
Popular... we'll help you be popular! Well, maybe not Popular, but Ally & G are helping you navigate snobby partners and stalking exes... so that's got to count for something?!On this week's episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are tackling the dilemma of being a +1 at a wedding... and what to do when you're maybe just incompatible? And: Do you have a rude boyfriend? Well, add him to the l
40 - Ghost Periods, Phantom Pregnancies and Missed Proposals
We all thought that spooky season was over - but little did we know, it had only just begun!In this week's episode of Leave A Message, a discussion on phantom periods and transitions into a story about a bunny experiencing a phantom pregnancy. For a brief moment, we become Countryfile because who knew we'd talk about foxes on this show!Ally & G tackle how to navigate financial dynamics in rela
39 - Don't Run Away From Me! (And Other Celeb Stories)
Have you ever met a celebrity? Or, even better, have you ever gone on a date with a celebrity and they've run away from you the next morning? We're looking at you Paul Mescal!On this week's episode of Leave A Message, Ally and G are reacting to one of the Gally's celebrity encounters... and another Gally's grandparents getting a telling off from THE Lewis Hamilton! Yes, we've hit the big time now
38 - What Is This Feeling? It's A Complicated Sexual Desire
No one mourns the Wicked! Good news! You can decide who in this duo is Elphaba and who is Glinda, but either way, Ally & G are donning their metaphorical capes and mustering up all of the magic to help the Gallies as they navigate life at this Dear Old Shiz.On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're talking the three C's: camel toes, coping with break-ups and complicated sexual desires. Do
37 - We Share A Lot But Not A Wet Thing
There's a traitor in the midst... a serial offender who can't be trusted. But, do you confront them or keep your enemies nearby? No, this isn't an episode of a hit TV game show... it's Leave A Message!On this weeks episode, Ally & G don their monocle and flat cap and help a Gally who doesn't know how to deal with the betrayal that is a friendship traitor. Plus, what do you do if you find yours
36 - Tough Calls & Clashing Beliefs: Put Down The Moisturiser
Life is full of difficult situations and tough calls to make. Do you struggle with bad body image days? Wondering if you should reveal a harsh truth to someone close to you? Questioning whether you can stay friends with someone whose political views clash with your core values?Ally & G are turning Agony Aunt on this episode of Leave A Message as they dish out tips to boost self-confidence, how
35 - Ghastly Tales & Creepy Confessions... A Halloween Special
BOO! No, that's not the sound of the ex that's ghosted you... it's the 2024 Halloween Special of Leave A Message!Ally & G are in full witch attire (watch YouTube if you don't believe us!) as they navigate haunted houses, mixed signals and even a kleptomaniac! This episode is scarier than Paranormal Activity, with only slightly less regret than SAW.Are ghosts real? Are you right if you're super
34 - What Did You Do Today? I Got My Forehead Pumped
This podcast isn't a true crime show (yet)... but this week's episode features a criminal revelation, so maybe we're half-way there?!On this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G dig into more of the Gally's voice messages - from a Nan's questionable boyfriend to criminal convictions. What is the line between the truth and a lie in a relationship? How should you vet somebody to make sure
33 - Obsessions, Sex & Suspicious Habits
Are you through with standing in line to clubs you'll never get in? Well, this is Leave A Message, a club you never have to stand in line for because in the club, we all fam.On this weeks episode, Ally & G are exploring the wrong side of romance: from obsessive behaviours to setting boundaries within a relationship, and how to deal with unwanted advances. They also discuss the ethics of consum
32 - Shooting Your Shot & Dating In The Friend Group
Dating a friend... is it a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster? Ally & G are donning their monocles and deerstalker hats to solve the crime of the century: potentially breaking up the friend group!From the complexities of dating within the friend group to dealing with unexpected romantic advances... and what do you do if your friends partner is acting inappropriately? This weeks epis
31 - Friends With Benefits, Toxic Partners & IUDs
Boys and Gallies, wanna hear a true story? Ally & G were at this real wild party, they were chatting and causing up a fuss about a toxic relationship and sibling dynamics, huh? *Record Scratch* OK no more City High... it's a brand new episode of Leave A Message!As our slightly-decent lyrics suggest, this week Ally & G are talking about the experience of being an only child, how to handle a
30 - Get Off Me! When Shenanigans Go Too Far
This episode of Leave A Message contains descriptions of harassment and scenes which some listeners might find uncomfortable. Listener discretion is advised.What happens when shenanigans become a problem? Well Gallies, this weeks episode of Leave A Message contains all of the usual hijinks - but with some added life lessons... more so than usual.After navigating the usual barrage of celebrity goss
29 - We're Off To See The Liars & Dirty Cheats Of The World
Have you ever wanted a specific bag so much that you jump on your podcast and ask your loyal listeners for a discount code? Well, sign us up because if you have the discount code for the Jigsaw Heckfield Suede Tote we want to hear from you!Aside from shopping desires, on this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're telling tales of complex friendships, bizarre love gestures (beans!) and the critica
28 - Post-Summer Clarity & When You Get Too Honest
Brat Summer is well and truly over, Ally & G are back from their many holidays and we're left feeling an emptiness that is only too familiar. Did the Summer solve our relationship woes? Have we come out the other side with the love of our life in hand and a restored trust in men, society and dairy? NO!On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're busting through the post-Summer rustiness by c
27 - It's That Crazy, Stupid, Unrequited Crush
It's just 23 weeks until Valentine's Day (at the time of release) and love is already in the air! Get ready for cuffing season... and in this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are dealing with more than one type of cuffs!From workplace romances to dating someone in a shaky marriage, dealing with lingering crushes and... a phone call with the police? We're find love in all the wrong pl
26 - I Won't Be Coming Again On The School Trips
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars? We're excited to start dishing right now... (sorry, that was the worst one yet!). But anyway, Ally & G are back with another episode of Leave A Message and, yes, it includes a momentary B.o.B sing-a-long.From the trials of long-distance relationships and awkward family vacations to unexpected encounters in public pools and
25 - Want To Get Laid? Pick Your Stuff Up!
Here at Leave A Message we like to think of ourselves as the foremost experts in sniffing BS and saying it how it is. And guess what Gallies, this week is no different!What do you do when a date turns into a double date, and that double date becomes incredibly awkward? We have the answer. And how would you navigate BETRAYAL via Instagram? We're coming in clutch. From disappointing sex weekends to
24 - From Hiccups To Happily Ever After
It's Wedding Season and the nuptials have hit Leave A Message! No, Ally & G aren't getting committed by wedlock, but they are exploring the Gallies dilemmas on matrimony in this weeks episode!Have you ever wanted to get married in ski season? Hint: Don't. And how would you handle an ex at a wedding? We're going from "I Do" to "Oh Hell No" as we navigate everything from the weird to the down ri
23 - Friendship To Frenemies: Let's Just Say It How It Is
When is the right time to accept that a friendship is... over? On this weeks episode of Leave A Message the bestest friends in the whole world, Ally & G, are helping the Gallies navigate some of the friendship world's toughest dilemmas!From the challenge of sustaining a friendship through life's many changes, to an Eras Tour-related group fallout and the awkwardness of pretending to be friends
22 - A Sixth Sense for Detecting Lies
If this weeks episode of Leave A Message was written by a poet, it would be Shakespeare because we're asking all of the big ones: ta-too or not-ta-too... that is the question.It's an international affair as G comes back from Bali and we talk about navigating relationships whilst travelling the world, when is the right time to arrive at the airport and, of course, all of the mishaps along the way.
21 - Street Encounters, Revenge Dating & The Eras Tour
The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really!We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge. Pl
20 - Keeping It In The Family (& Other Worrying Trends)
Four days might not sound like a lot, but for Ally & G the past week has felt like being in a long-distance relationship! That making this weeks episode of Leave A Message a long-time-coming reunion.When it comes to the dishes being served by the Gallies - we're asking: What do you call it when you and your partners parents fall in love and get married? And if that wasn't wild enough, how abou
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