Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that offers hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, and dumb news stories. It is designed to make listeners laugh without making them smarter. New episodes are released daily and are safe for work, family road trips, or playing at full volume to annoy neighbors.
Episodes
Second Date Update Classics: Hearts & Crafts + One More Refill
Part 1 One of our listeners discovered a little trick to exchange phone numbers with someone in public without uttering a SINGLE WORD… and the ladies seem to love it! Part 2 A request made at a dinner date might have crossed the line… but Kard says he was well within his rights on his date with Amy! Hear how it went down in your Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv
Today vs Back in the Day: Cast of Super Troopers
The cast of Super Troopers joined us in studio! We're talking about their new movie Super Troopers 3 coming to theaters soon, and of course proving how much aura they have by answering some Gen Z trivia questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Jimothy Parody Song, Dated Your Roomie Date + State Fair Foods (7/24/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, July 24th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/24/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Special Friend Fun
Dating has become so complicated & expensive… where if you DON’T FEEL IT in the first 30 seconds… there’s NOW a sentence you can say…. that gives you an instant FREE PASS to get out of it… It happened to one of our listeners in today’s Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff
Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Craziest State Fair Foods
State fair season is here and we've got a list of the new food abominations that are being sold around the country! You won’t believe the latest thing they’re deep frying...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/24/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/24/26)
It's a "GAMIN' FOR DAMON" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Brooke Breaks You Up: Cheater Edition, Fake Doctor Lie + Trader Joes Rave (7/23/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, July 23rd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brooke Breaks You Up: High School Drama
For most people, high school drama ends when you graduate. But one of our listeners has a problem with his upcoming 20 year reunion and there’s only one person on this show who can save him! It's another edition of Brooke Breaks You Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (7/23/26)
The creepiest Airbnb story is going viral, all because of what one family found on the walls when they walked inside... Plus, there’s a grocery store war happening and we've got audio of it in a brand-new TikTok Click Shock!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/23/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave
Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Non- Doctor GF
Today's Masked Speaker says his brother has dating a woman for almost a decade, who was hiding a secret from him... Meanwhile, everybody else in the family knew it and it's crazy to think none of them ever said a word. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/23/26)
We're talking SUPER HERO STATS in today's Shock Collar Question of the Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jiu-Jitsu & Chill Date, Alexis Swears Off Sports + Jeff’s Enemy is Back (7/22/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/22/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Jiu-Jitsu and Chill
If your date ditches you in the middle of dinner is there ANY valid excuse that could earn forgiveness? It happened to Tara and now she wants our help figuring out why Norris ran out on her, in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hate A Date
In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Busted (7/22/26)
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/22/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (7/22/26)
Brooke is fed up with all the rules of Softball, Jose danced with some food safety devils, Alexis is DONE being a sports fan, and Jeff made ANOTHER trip to the Apple Store to try to fix his laptop! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/22/26)
It's a Respecting Rats kind of day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Undercover Mom
Today's Masked Speaker has been actively blocking his mom without her knowledge... because he's hiding one secret that might cause her to DISAVOW him if she ever found out...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Cousin Crush Awkward Call, Junk Food Day Celebration + Beat Brooke Trivia (7/21/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, July 21st, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/21/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Awkward Family Reunion
Normally, we help listeners with their romantic life, or crazy family drama, but today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call might be equal parts… BOTH? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked
The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/21/26)
Who put "National Junk Food Day" in the middle of Bikini season?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Rude to the Waiter Date, Hidden Ex Loser Line + Dumbest Customers (7/20/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, July 20th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/20/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dumbest Customer Requests
Service industry employees shared the dumbest things they've been ever asked by a customer, and we're going over the most hilarious answers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Greek Meat
A romance blossomed out of the ashes of a once-thought to be dead dating app… but then it all came crumbling down at a fancy Greek restaurant. We got the juicy details coming up in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One
Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (7/20/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/20/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/20/26)
It's a "Holy Sheet Cake" edition of Plenty of Twenty for International Cake Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Offer He Can't Refuse + Sea Meat Surprise
Part 1 One of our listeners says a DEAFENING silence happened after an awkward question from their waiter on their date, and now she’s not getting a call back. Part 2 The woman on the phone today claims that she discovered a place that is swarming with career driven, high-value men, and she even scored a date on her first visit. The problem? He's not calling her back!See omnystudio.com
Today vs Back in the Day (7/18/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Cyclospora Parody, Most Desperate Man Date + Viral Toddler Song (7/17/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, July 17th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/16/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Bidding On Brandy
How far would you go to win over a beautiful woman who showed interest in you? One of our listeners went to the EXTREME and he might have gone too far because now he wants our help with an Second Date Update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby
In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/17/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (7/16/26)
A 77 year old woman has gone viral for a bizarre item she found in her mailbox that the state of Florida sent her...Plus, one song written by a toddler is SO good it's gotten millions of views. Hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/17/26)
All of the answers are celebs with "Berry" or "Barry" somewhere in their names... How many can you get right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Convince the Sis Awkward, Ashton v 35 Years of Marriage + Gpa Money Secret (7/16/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, July 16th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/16/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ashton's Family Meeting: Anniversary
Ashton moved back in with his parents and wants to tackle a juicy topic in this weeks family meeting, his parent’s love life... and how he can personally help improve it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Thursday: Convince The Sis
One of our listeners BROKE UP with a guy and now she’s thinking she made a mistake. She wants him back but before she can get to him she’ll have to go through his SISTER in your Awkward Thursday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: 2 Jobs 1 Rep
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Never Ending Birthday
Today's Masked Speaker has been getting a RIDICULOUS amount of money from her elderly neighbor! She promises it's nothing shady, she's not even asking for it, she needs SOMEWHERE to come clean and tell everyone the truth of HOW this happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/16/26)
It's a Meatbags vs. Microchips edition of Plenty of Twenty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Gen Z Cinderella Date, Jeff’s Fake ID + Brooke’s Sports Gambling Problem (7/15/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 15th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/15/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Case of the Solo Shoe
We have a real-life Cinderella story on our hands today! Will has one of Teri’s SHOES after their night out and in your Second Date Update we’re gonna find out why she left it and why she’s not calling him back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy
In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Battle of the Tinder Dates (7/15/26)
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/15/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (7/15/26)
Brooke thinks sports gambling has gotten out of control, Jose reconnected with an old flame and it got crazy, Alexis' little brother is experiencing the trials of car ownership, and Jeff got BEYOND carded at the store. It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/15/26)
It's time to test your memory on the Hollywood icons of the stable during a “Hold Your Horses” edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Pet Assassin Awkward Call, Scariest Pizza Delivery Ever + Beat Brooke (7/14/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, July 14th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/14/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: JFK & Oprah the Assassin
Stacy wants to explain how her romantic hangout nearly turned into a CRIME SCENE… and why her neighbor is now blaming HER for it, in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Old Alan's Dinner Party Dilemma
One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: What Happened That Night
Our listener was once delivering food to a particularly creepy house... and you can hear how much he's still creeped out by it years later. He'll explain the CRAZY story that happened while he was on the job coming up in your Masked Speaker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/14/26)
We're taking a look at some of the CRAZIEST BUGS from around the world during a Six Legged Psychopaths edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Car Wash Crush Date, Mystery Instrument Loser Line + Missed Connections (7/13/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, July 13th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/13/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Missed Connections (7/13/26)
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Car Wash Crush
One of our listeners says she found an UNDERRATED place for ladies to meet QUALITY guys… and it might shock you where. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian
We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (7/13/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/13/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/13/26)
It's a "What's The Rock cooking?" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Randall Is Back + Highs & Lowells Of Dating
Part 1 After many failed romantic encounters and a couple of outright scams, one of our most lovable listeners is back! He says this time is different because he finally executed the perfect date night...at least for a few minutes. We'll find out what went wrong this time! Part 2 Tara says MATH of all things helped her meet the perfect guy… You can hear how in your Second Date Update!See om
Today vs Back in the Day (7/11/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Whatcha Doin’ at World Cup, Jeff’s 7-Eleven Tribute + Fake Propose Date (7/10/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, July 10th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/10/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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