Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that offers hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, and dumb news stories. It is designed to make listeners laugh without making them smarter. New episodes are released daily and are safe for work, family road trips, or playing at full volume to annoy neighbors.
Episodes
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s World Cup Song, No Questions EVER Date + Dumbest Political Troll (6/12/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, June 12th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/12/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: No Questions Ever
One of our listeners has a SYSTEM to get a date with ANY woman you want. But some of his tactics were so controversial, it nearly BROKE Brooke! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Mister Sisters
One of our listeners wanted to make his wife a little jealous so he emailed us and we were totally game! His wife is about to get a call from someone in his office who is crushing on him HARD, in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (6/12/26)
There’s a viral controversy that happened at an Olive Garden involving a huge tip that left one waitress very angry... Plus, we never talk about politics on this show unless something absolutely hilarious is going down, and that's the case in the state of Alaska!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/12/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/12/26)
That’s right, it’s ANOTHER NO BUGS, JUST BEDS edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Sister Kisser Update UPDATE, Whatcha Doin’ at College + Dirty Dog Secret (6/11/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 11th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/11/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whatcha Doin' During Dead Week?
At colleges around the US it's dead week right now AKA the last week before finals meant for studying.... but usually used for PARTYING. So we sent Jose and Alexis to a campus to see what the students are really up to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update UPDATE: First Base Fam
We’ve had “Momma’s boys” and women with “Daddy Issues” on our show before but today we’re reconnecting with a DIFFERENT type of Red Flag that involves a third type of family member… It’s a special Second Date Update UPDATE where if you listen until the end we check in with the couple and how things have gone since they first appeared on our sh
Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Mind Your Business
Today's Masked Speaker is SUPER GRATEFUL that her dog can't talk... because if she could - everybody would know the WEIRD THING this woman does every morning at 5 am attempting to train her pup. It's something even her HUSBAND can never know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/11/26)
The people demanded more so we gave it to them! It's more "No Bugs, Just Beds!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Too Pretty to Tip Date, Brooke Walks Out + Jeff Loses Everything (6/10/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 10th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/10/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Too Pretty To Tip
Andrew overheard two woman saying something so SHOCKING & RUDE that he had to step in. He thinks he was heroic, but was it actually creepy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Timid Ben Swingers Cruise
We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Battle of the Tinder Dates (6/10/26)
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/10/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (6/10/26)
Brooke has BEEF with her DMD, Jose's apartment situation is crumbling, Alexis has some advice for her brother who's turning 16, and Jeffrey's computer problems are back and bigger than ever! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/10/26)
It's a NO BUGS, JUST BEDS Edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Dirty 30 Ruined Awkward Call, Italian Stallion Secret + Mocking Me Prank (6/9/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 9th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/9/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Surprise Surprise
A HUGE surprise is in total JEOPARDY and Olivia has turned to us for help! We’ll do our best to keep things on track in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Phone's Mocking Me
In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Secret Correspondence
One of our listeners says there's ONE COUNTRY she absolutely REFUSES to visit with her husband... because she's worried if they ever went... he'd find out the truth about what she did when she lived there in college...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/9/26)
Today's questions are all about the birthday boy, Michael J. Fox!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Big Brain Bombshell Date, Love Song Loser Line + Hungry Waiter Prank (6/8/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, June 8th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/8/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Missed Connections (6/8/26)
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Big Brain vs Semicolon Corey
One of our listeners says the woman he went out with wanted something VERY SPECIFIC whispered into her ears and it had him thinking “This woman is THE ONE!” Find out what that was coming up in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: TAS Waiter
We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (6/8/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/8/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/8/26)
It's National Best Friends day! Can you identify some popular pairings of Best Friends?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Brunch Yuck + Down Under Blunder
Part 1 Rez DEFINITELY regrets a story he told Katrina on their date, and you’re gonna want to hear how he tells it in the Second Date Update! Part 2 One of our listeners is looking for all the help he can get locking down another hang out with a VERY classy woman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today vs Back in the Day (6/6/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Class of ’26 Song, Ashton’s Parents vs Dating + Dead Flower Date (6/5/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, June 5th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/5/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Three Day Bouquet
Is a gift ever okay on the first date? Does it say too much or go too far? We go to the bottom of that question and got way more than we bargained for in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: FEU
In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ashton's Family Meeting: Romance
Ashton moved back in with his parents, and this weeks family meeting is about him bringing a hot date back home...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/5/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/5/26)
It's another Summer Holiday edition of $100K Pyramid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Breakup Brekky Textual, Single Hot Teacher Secret + Viral Datbihgah (6/4/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 4th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/4/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (6/4/26)
A teacher in Florida is making the news for a controversial quote in the school yearbook and parents are FURIOUS...Plus, a 10 year old boy has gone MEGA-VIRAL OVERNIGHT for saying 3 words..… and we can’t spell any of them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Textual Healing: Breakup Breakfast
Maria is caught in a complicated entanglement of the modern dating scene and she wants our help to UNCOMPLICATE it in the weirdest way possible. It's your Textual Healing Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hungry Kids Jogathon
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Lunchbox Correspondence
Today's Masked Speaker says he found a VERY CREATIVE & SNEAKY WAY of flirting with the moms of kids in his class when he was a teacher decades ago... He'd never get away with it now but he'll tell us how it did work!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/04/26)
Can you tell which Mall Stores are still around and which ones have closed forever?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Men in Bulk Date, Brooke’s Tractor Emergency + Alexis’ vs Dirty 30s (6/3/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 3rd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/3/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Capes At Costco
We’ve heard some strange dealbreakers before on this show, but NOTHING has us as confused as the dealbreaker Kai had for Amy in today’s Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Over Aggressive Typer
Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Busted! (6/3/26)
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/3/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (6/3/26)
Brooke's dad got the whole town on red alert, Jose unearthed a traumatic childhood memory, Alexis is preparing for the onslaught of "Dirty 30s" and Jeff tried to take "Bagel" golfing to mixed results! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/03/26)
It's a LARGE & IN CHARGE edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: L Bomb Disaster Awkward Call, Airbnb Haunting Secret + Beat Brooke Trivia (6/2/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 2nd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/2/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Ship My Situationship
Our listener, Juliana, let something slip at the WRONG moment and now she wants our help getting her situationship back on track! We’ll do our best in the Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Family Togetherness Plan
In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: It Was The Mirrors
Today's Masked Speaker is an AirBnb host, and she says she got a VERY strange guest request and she still WISHES she never granted it because it has haunted her for two years...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/2/26)
It's a Fearsome First Ladies edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Door Dash Date, Strangest Grad Gifts + Bean Train Loser Line (6/1/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, June 1st, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/1/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Strangest Graduation Gifts
We've got a list of the STRANGEST THINGS students have ever been gifted for graduation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Door Dash Ashley
Blake didn’t spend ANY money on his date with Ashley, in fact, he actually MADE money in a way that’s 100% legal. You’ll hear how in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Dirty Dougie
In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (6/1/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/1/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/1/26)
We're bringing back Boys vs Girls $100k Pyramid for the Shock Collar Question of the Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: No Fire In The Fireplace +Best Date Of My Life
Part 1 One of our listeners realized she’s been approaching dating apps the wrong way… and one piece of advice completed shifted her romantic life. Part 2 The kiss that happened at the end of our listener's date was either the cutest, most spontaneous thing ever, or the cringiest, most awkward interaction of all time. Decide for yourself after the Second Date Update!See omnystud
Today vs Back in the Day (5/30/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song, Ashton’s Move Back Home + Divorce Party Date (5/29/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, May 29th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube InstagramTikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (5/29/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Can't Beat The Sweet Treat
One of our listeners showed up to his co-workers “DIVORCE PARTY” and while the theme was a bit strange, the romance levels were surprisingly high and now we’re gonna help him get ahold of the woman he met there in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Taylor and the Gluten-Free Pony
In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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