Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that offers hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, and dumb news stories. It is designed to make listeners laugh without making them smarter. New episodes are released daily and are safe for work, family road trips, or playing at full volume to annoy neighbors.
Episodes
Laser Stories (10/14/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (10/14/26)
Brooke is shocked by Jeffrey's recent behavior, Jose's timely joke sent a delivery person running, Alexis got stuck in an elevator, and Jeffrey has a BIG surprise for Brooke! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/14/26)
It’s the 100th Anniversary of Winnie the Pooh! So lets shock about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jewish Joke Awkward Call, Hit On Your Mom Secret + Fantasy Football Prank (10/13/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, October 13th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/13/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: A Rabbi Walks Into A Bar
Meeting your girlfriend’s parents can be stressful! It happened to Simon over a month ago, so why NOW does he need our help “fixing” what he says went wrong? Find out in a new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Fantasy Roommate
Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining a football league with a new group and he’s never met the commissioner until we call him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Cue Stick Etiquette
Today's Masked Speaker says he’ll never forget the night he picked up the sexiest woman he’s ever met... But he's never been able to tell anyone about it, not even his best friend who was at the bar with him.... And there’s a VERY good reason he’s kept this secret all this time...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/13/26)
It's a "Jerry-Rigged” edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: McLaren Mishap Date, Bookstore Humiliation Loser Line + Missed Connections (10/12/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, October 12th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/12/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Missed Connections (10/12/26)
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: McLaren Missus Mishap
In today’s Second Date Update we found ourselves in the middle of a problem that is WAY out of our price range, even Brooke’s! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Clover the Big Brother
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops soldier, CLOVER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (10/12/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (10/12/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/12/26)
We're playing "Tourist Trap or FULL OF CRAP!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Hotel Bar Rendezvous + Facebook KO
Part 1 5 minutes into his date with Delilah, Jack realized he forgot something MAJORLY important. Hear what slipped his mind and how we’re helping him gain back ground! Part 2 The listener in today’s Second Date Update says that if we can’t help him, it’ll be the first time EVER that he’s been rejected by a woman! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati
Today vs Back in the Day (10/10/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Pumpkin Patch Parody, Burned by Beauties Date + Taco Trivia (10/9/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, October 9th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/9/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: Burned By Beauties
When we offered to send this couple on another date that WE PAY for, we never expected to get the answer back that we received. Hear one of the most bizarre endings to a Second Date Update ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Craziest Things Parents Said To Teachers
A survey asked teachers from around the country to share the most UNHINGED requests parents have ever given to their school… and you won't believe what one mom wanted to come into class and feed her child everyday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Re-Re-Reconfirming the Reservation
Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (10/9/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/9/26)
We're running it back with another "Stop, Guac and Roll" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Bridezilla Closure Call, Thanksgiving Sabotage Secret + Hot Pocket Lie (10/8/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, October 8th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/8/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (10/8/26)
People online are LIVID about one of our most beloved microwavable snack foods making a HUGE change... Plus, maybe the biggest wedding blunder of the year was caught on tape!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Closure Call: Ex Best-Zila
One woman has kept a secret from her bridal party for the last 6 years, and it probably explains why she cut contact with all of them the day after the wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Minor Leagues of Reality TV
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing just HOW far he’s willing to go to be famous!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Surprise Thanksgiving Guest
If you're ever stuck with your ex in a house all weekend, you should definitely NOT do what our caller did, which involved a little bit of secret sabotage that nearly RUINED his family's Thanksgiving!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/8/26)
It's a "Stop, Guac and Roll" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: 7 Foot Date, Jeff’s Starbucks Nickname/Insult & Alexis’ Matt Damon Epiphany (10/7/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, October 7th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/7/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Seven Foot Date
Brian had so much fun on his date with Ariel, that at one point they were feeding each other food like animals! So, why isn’t she calling him back for more animal-style love? We’ll find out in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Stoner Max Wants Wine
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Busted! (10/7/26)
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (10/7/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (10/7/26)
Brooke's kids wont stop winning cool contests, Jose got to go on the field before a real NFL game, Alexis watched "Good Will Hunting" for the first time, and Jeffrey is now known as "Mr. Basic!" It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/7/26)
It's a Supreme Stream edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Caught the Thief Awkward Call, Driver’s Ed Secret + Whatcha Doin at the Tailgate (10/6/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, October 6th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/6/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whatcha Doin' at the Tailgate?
Everybody has a game day ritual, and ours is to send Jose down to the stadium to ask the fans outside a simple question..."whatcha doin at the tailgate?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Honeymoon Phase Ended
One of our listeners needs our help desperately before his apartment is completely EMPTY of all his belongings. He thinks his girlfriend has something to do with it, but he won’t know how to talk to her until we do an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor
Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that maybe the house would sell quicker if they weren’t such bad neighbors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Driver's Ed Debacle
Today's Masked Speaker was definitely taught the WRONG things in Driver's Ed and now she's been driving around doing illegal things for YEARS! Once she found out, she came to us to confess in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/6/26)
We’re taking our taste buds on an international CARB CRAWL for a “PASTA LA VISTA” edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Yardwork & Weirdos Date, Halloween Costume Pitch + Sad Violin Prank (10/5/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, October 5th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/5/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Halloween Costume Open Forum
Brooke gave us her best ideas for our upcoming group Halloween costume, now it's time to hear from the rest of the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Dating Is Such A Chore
Mike and Chrissy’s first date sounded like the start of a horror movie… Why was a mysterious stranger watching them silently the whole time?? We needed more details in the Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Hotel's Sad Violin
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think he’ll believe us?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (10/5/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (10/5/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/5/26)
It's a special "BITE NIGHT" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Mystery Treadmill Man + Till Date Do Us Part
Part 1 The woman in today’s Second Date Update agreed to meet up with a man before she even knew his name, and it’s all because of one grand romantic gesture. Part 2 For one of our listeners, the hottest thing that happened on her date was a game of CHARADES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today vs Back in the Day (10/3/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Group Costume Parody, G-Wagon Naggin’ Date + Ultra Rich Secrets (10/2/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, October 2nd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/2/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: G-Wagon Naggin'
Hannah says that she and her date got into TWO arguments before they even got out of her driveway! Why would she even want to see him again? She’ll explain in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno
One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling to introduce her co-worker, Rolando, to her husband! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How the Ultra Rich Spend Their Money
We're going over a list of crazy things only the super wealthy can afford... that the rest of the world didn't even know existed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (10/2/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/2/26)
After a COMPLETE FAIL yesterday, we're running back another "Ghosts of Costumes Past" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Hots for My Uncle Update UPDATE, Kid’s Lunch Goldmine + 30 Year Secret (10/1/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, October 1st, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (10/1/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (10/1/26)
Something in your kids lunch could be making you THOUSANDS of dollars... Plus a guy is going viral after being REJECTED by Ella Langley, and we have the audio for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update UPDATE: Universe Is Busy Right Now
Out of all the Second Date Updates we’ve done in 2026, this one might have been the most viral! And we’ve got the couple back for a long awaited Second Date Update UPDATE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Swim Neck Surgery
In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’ve picked out for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Revenge For My Heelys
Today's Masked Speaker got into an argument when he was 11 years old that led him to seek the pettiest type of revenge. Unfortunately it turned into a GIANT DEBACLE that he's kept under wraps for almost 30 years...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/1/26)
We’re going trick-or-treating thru the decades during a “Ghosts of Costumes Past“ edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: The Muffin Lady Date, Jeff’s All Time Low + Ultimate 4 Host Prank Call (9/30/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, September 30th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: YouTube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (9/30/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: The Muffin Lady
Vince is on the phone for a Second Date Update and he says the intimate parts of his relationship with Jamie are great but he want’s our help getting MORE SERIOUS than he’s ever been before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Choose Your Elevator Voice
In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator VOICE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Battle of the Tinder Dates (9/30/26)
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (9/30/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (9/30/26)
Brooke is wondering where all her hobbies went, Jose accidentally went full slob at the store, Alexis found a new dentist SHE LOVES but can't ever see again, and Jeff has gone overboard with food deliveries. It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (9/30/26)
It's a CTRL, ALT, DECEASED edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
