Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that offers hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, and dumb news stories. It is designed to make listeners laugh without making them smarter. New episodes are released daily and are safe for work, family road trips, or playing at full volume to annoy neighbors.
Episodes
Second Date Update Classics: I Got Cheesecaked + Locked Out Of Love
Part 1 Cory took a PLANE FLIGHT to hang out with Alison… but their date left a lot to be desired… We’ll try to fix their future in your Second Date Update podcast! Part 2 One of our listeners took a BOLD step when she made a move on a guy while he was working… and seconds later they were inside her place getting familiar.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio
Today vs Back in the Day (8/22/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Backstreet Boys Parody, Never Talked Date + Ashton’s Family Meeting (8/21/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, August 21st, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/21/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: A Note For the Waitress
Sasha is on the phone for today’s Second Date Update and she thinks the guy who left her his number is either her soulmate or a COMPLETE Scum Bag! Lucky for her, we've got a very special way to unveil the truth…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Automated Driving Test
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ashton's Family Meeting: Childhood
Ashton moved back home with his parents and has been wondering HOW he ended up there... Which is why he decided to ask his parents ALL about his childhood, and we have the audio! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/21/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/21/26)
In honor of Usain Bolt's Birthday, we're talking FAST things in today's Shock Collar Question of the Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Just Say Love Update UPDATE, Live News NSFW Mistake + Fake Wedding Secret (8/20/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, August 20th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/20/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (8/20/26)
Usually when we talk about waking up at 5 AM and finding unwanted guests in your kitchen, we’re talking about a Florida Story, but today we're going to Kentucky for that...Plus, we have audio of a news anchor saying the most embarrassing thing live on air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update UPDATE: Not So Spicy
Aria and Ryan managed to do the near impossible: start a romance thanks to our show! And now they’re BACK and you’ll find out what’s happened since they were last on thanks to a Second Date Update UPDATE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: RBF FTW LOL
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Just Say I Don't
Today's Masked Speaker says his best friend called him for a questionable favor the night before his best friend's wedding. He agreed to it, and kept the secret for 5 years but now he's finally revealing what he did on the Wedding Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/20/26)
For National Radio Day, today's Shock Collar Question is all about our favorite subject: OURSELVESSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Full Tony Robbins Date, Alexis’ Airport Humiliation + Brooke vs The Moth (8/19/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, August 19th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/19/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: I Went Full Robbins
One of our listeners wanted to show his date he was a fun, outgoing guy, but what came out of his mouth is one of the CRINGIEST moments we’ve ever heard happen on a date! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Car Thief Career Day
Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Busted! (8/19/26)
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/19/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (8/19/26)
Brooke has a code red Moth Situation, Jose regrets telling his folks he got sick, Alexis had to face her fears in the airport security line, and Jeff is worried his dog is icing him out! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/19/26)
After a poor showing yesterday, we're running it back with "The Last Word!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Monster-In-Law Awkward Call, Get Away Car Confession + Beat Brooke Trivia (8/18/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, August 18th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/18/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Monster In Law
One of our listeners says she’s dealing with a MONSTER problem with her mother-in law and her ridiculous demands are OUT OF CONTROL! We’ll try to help reel her in when we do an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Caterpunked
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Bad Influence
Today's Masked speaker wishes he'd listened to his parents warnings in high school, because it took only one terrifying night of hanging around the wrong to scar him forever. But, now he's ready to admit what happened to him in a Masked Speaker podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/18/26)
Can you finish the sentence in "THE LAST WORD” edition of Plenty of Twenty?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Watch Me Work Date, Best Use of our Loser Line Ever + Missed Connections (8/17/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, August 17th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/17/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Missed Connections (8/17/26)
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Smells Like A Hamster
One of our listeners says he has the PERFECT question that will tell him whether to STICK AROUND or RUN on a first date. Hear what it is in your Second Date Update podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster
Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (8/17/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/17/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/17/26)
It's a LIZARDS OF OZ edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today vs Back in the Day (8/15/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Yawn and Gone Date, Nightmare Wedding Stories + Love My Bank Teller Parody (8/14/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, August 14th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/14/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: Yawn and She's Gone
We’ve reached a pretty insane milestone with today’s Second Date and it happened with one of the nicest guys we’ve ever had on the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Cat Calling Parrot
In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nightmare Wedding Stories
One woman is getting roasted online because of what she asked her friends and family to do so she could have the ultimate wedding experience...Do you think she's a bridezilla?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/14/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/14/26)
How many of these classic musicals can you name with a hint?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Ex Ruined Everything Closure Call, Dentist Shame +Rainbow Humping Wife (8/13/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, August 13th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/13/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (8/13/26)
Police got a call from a criminal themselves, and when they arrived on the scene they couldn't believe what they found... Plus, a couple is going viral because the wife saw something so astounding during a walk around the neighborhood, she had her husband record her... And now we're even talking about what she saw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Closure Call: The Web Date That Got Away
One of our listeners met the PERFECT person at the wrong time. They went on a date nearly two decades ago that was INTERRUPTED halfway through… Now all these years later she wants to reconnect in a Closure Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: New to Naturopathic
Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit we’re calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far we can push him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Why I Ghosted My Dentist
Today's Masked Speaker says she can NEVER show her face at the dentist again, because of the extremely embarrassing thing that happened while the hygienist was working on her... and she's still MORTIFIED about it YEARS LATER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/13/26)
Can you name these famous THRILLER movies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Sushi Messy Makeout Date, Alexis’ Gen Z Surgeon + Brooke’s Haunted Doll (8/12/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, August 12th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/12/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Sushi & Steve
The “move” Sophia pulled at a restaurant on her date with Steve would either get you a second date OR get you kicked out of the building forever. Hear what it was in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Voicemails Gone Loco
Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Battle of the Tinder Dates (8/12/26)
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/12/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (8/12/26)
Brooke can't escape a persistent little piece of junk, Jose tried "Whatcha Doin' At The Bus Stop?" for the first time, Alexis had a VERY caffeinated surgeon and Jeffrey can't seem to find the right kind of nightlife... It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/12/26)
It's an ALMOST famous edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Boob Job Shock Awkward Call, Whatcha Doin’ at the Bus Stop + Spanish Tinder (8/11/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, August 11th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/11/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whatcha Doin' at the Bus Stop?
Turns out you can find some pretty interesting people on public transportation, and that's why Jose found himself with a microphone asking "Whatcha Doin' at the Bus Stop?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Enhancement Anxiety
One of our listeners is struggling with the news that his girlfriend wants to get plastic surgery… HOW does he respond and is it better to tell the truth or lie? We’ll help him out in an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: New Neighbor Jamie Button
You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: The Tinder Dodger
Today's Masked Speaker call sent Jose into a tailspin and it all started with one woman, who went on a random Tinder date in Spain 4 years ago...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/11/26)
It's a Fantastic Five-Hundo edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Romantic Surprise Date, Surviving Before Google & GPS + Jake Paul Prank (8/10/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, August 10th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/10/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Surviving Before GPS
A recent survey just came out asking adults to share everyday inconveniences they used to have that Gen Z could NEVER handle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Surprise Surprise
One of our listeners got one of the BEST compliments a guy could get from a girl at the end of the night, but he’s PUZZLED why she’s not calling him back! We’re on the case in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Jake Paul Tweet Battle
Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (8/10/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (8/10/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (8/10/26)
It's a Patriotic Places edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Floral Intentions + Lipstick Dipstick
Part 1 One of our listeners tried out the dating app PLENTY OF FISH… and you’re not gonna believe what happened on her very first meet up! Part 2 One of our listeners WISHES he did a better job cleaning up his car, because his entire night was ruined when his date found something between his seats. Find out what the incriminating item was in the Second Date Update podcast!See omnystud
Today vs Back in the Day (8/8/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff's Maroon 5 Parody, Second Chance Scott Date + Weirdest Family Habits (8/7/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, August 7th 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (8/7/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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