Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that offers hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, and dumb news stories. It is designed to make listeners laugh without making them smarter. New episodes are released daily and are safe for work, family road trips, or playing at full volume to annoy neighbors.
Episodes
FULL SHOW: Undercover Spy Date, Riffin’ Around Summer Edition + Pettiest Neighbors (7/3/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, July 3rd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/3/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pettiest Neighbor Stories
We found a list of the pettiest and most passive aggressive neighbors people ever had to deal with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: I Brought My Mom
What the couple on the phone today went through on their date was JUST SHORT of the plot of a James Bond movie. Were they shaken or stirred? We’ll find out in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Extra Fees On Your Fees
Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Riffin' Around: Summer Jams
In today's edition of Riffin' Around, every single song we're trying to identify has "Summer" in the title!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/3/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/3/26)
Which of these inventions are German and which ones did we make up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Say Yes to the Ex(es), Hot Wedding Trends + Outed Cheater Confession (7/2/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, July 2nd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/2/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Say Yes To The Ex: Trio Tangle
We’re doing our best to reunite a listener with one of their previous romances… only if we don’t screw it up first. Catch a “Say Yes To The Ex!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Kinky Kids Books
In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Peanut Butter Jealous Time
Today's Masked Speaker went to diabolical lengths to figure out if her boyfriend was cheating on her. And there's a chance someone MAY have ended up in the hospital for it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/2/26)
We're making a big deal about peels in today's Shock Collar Question of the Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Mom Sabotage Date, José's Big Lotto Tease & Brooke's Public Panties (7/1/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 1st, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (7/1/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: Uber Meets
One of our listeners says HER MOM may have accidentally ruined her chance with a guy and its all because of what mom needed from her daughter in the MIDDLE of a date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: My Sweet Angel Baby
One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (7/1/26)
Brooke embarrassed herself at the grocery store, Jose ALMOST won the lottery, Alexis had an episode at the doctor, and Jeff can't stop himself from being strange... It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (7/1/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Unrealistic Things In Movies
A list just came out of the wild things that constantly happen in movies that are 100% unrealistic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (7/1/26)
We're doing a Christmas in July edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Un-Dump my Ex Awkward Call, Jeopardy Secret + Car Psychic Prank (6/30/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 30th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/30/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: Un-Dump My Ex
One of our listeners admits she might have taken things too far with her boyfriend, and now she wants our help to UN-dump him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Car Psychic
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Jeopardy Queen
Today's Masked Speaker has been lying about the one thing that her husband says he loves about her most! She needed to tell somebody the truth and she chose us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/30/26)
Which of these Pirates were REAL and which ones were just characters from TV and movies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Food Influencer Date, Reverse the Verse Game + Jonas Brothers Prank (6/29/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, June 29th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/29/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: Dine For One But I'm Not Done
The listener on the phone says her date ended up with some unexpected extra guests… but it’s actually kind of sweet how it all came together. Hear what happened in a Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Reverse The Verse
Which one of us is best at identifying songs.... that are played BACKWARDS? Find out when we play REVERSE THE VERSE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/29/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (6/29/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/29/26)
Can you figure out if these male Hollywood stars are TALLER or SHORTER than Napoleon?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brooke vs Love Island USA
It finally happened...Alexis convinced Brooke to watch her favorite reality show... LOVE ISLAND USA!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Taylor Swift Wedding Song, Unhappy Camper Date + Misheard Phrases (6/26/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, June 26th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/26/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: Not A Happy Camper
One of our listeners botched her date after trying to give him an honest compliment…. Hear how we tried to help her out her problem in a Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Funniest Misheard Phrases
A new survey asked people what sayings that said incorrectly for years without realizing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/26/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/26/26)
It's a special “Patriotic PTO” Edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Am I The Jerk Wedding Edition, Insane Airport Hack + World Cup vs Elmo (6/25/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, June 25th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/25/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TikTok Click Shock (6/25/26)
We may have a new most hated person in America…. And he lives on Sesame Street! Plus, Crumbl Cookies new menu item "Crazy Cousins" is getting attention, not just from customers but from employees making shocking videos about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Am I The Jerk? Save The Announcement
One of our listeners is soon to be married and she’s already made half her friends and family angry. Is she at fault or are they overreacting?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Sky Lounge Scammer
Today's Masked Speaker had a hack that he'd been using at the airport for over a year and he said it was the most GLORIOUS year of his life... as long as you can get away with it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/25/26)
Can you name some of the Most Popular Ice Cream truck treats of all time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Pursue Me Date, Alexis’ Identity Theft + Jeff’s Mom’s Song of the Week? (6/24/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 24th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/24/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Pursue Me Please
Sometimes in the dating world, you have to decide if the pursuit is WORTH the prize at the end of the journey. In today’s Second Date Update we’re figuring out just HOW FAR one man will go for just one, single date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Lawyer Of Love
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Battle of the Tinder Dates (6/24/26)
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/24/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's On Your Mind? (6/24/26)
Brooke's without Wi-Fi for 3 days and her kids are losing it, Jose TOTALLY NAILED his interaction with Chad Ochocinco, Alexis told a lie that immediately backfired on her, and Jeff's Mom wants to come sing songs on our show! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/24/26)
We're talking all about CROPS for National Farmer Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Boyfriend Eviction Awkward Call, Catfish Comes Clean + Beat Brooke Trivia (6/23/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/23/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awkward Tuesday: AI Messed Up
One of our listeners trusted his “idiot” friend to help cover for him, and now he could be out of an apartment AND a girlfriend. We’ll try to save him in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Ed Daniels Brightside Brawl
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Masked Speaker: Careless Catfisher
Today's Masked Speaker ADMITS they pretended to be somebody else online... and what happened from it... CHANGED their life forever...in a good way?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/23/26)
Can you determine what this British Slang means?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Best Waiter Wingman Date, Food Purse Thief + Missed Connections (6/22/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, June 22nd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/22/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Missed Connections (6/22/26)
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update: Tamogatchi Tea
One of our listeners told us he was STRUGGLING to get his date back on track after a few early fumbles, until a COMPLETE STRANGER swooped in and changed everything with one simple sentence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Crimanimals BBC Show
Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Loser Line (6/22/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Laser Stories (6/22/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collar Question of the Day (6/22/26)
Pucker up for a Science of Kissing edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classics: Failure To Launch + CSI Dinner Investigation
Part 1 Can a guys job be a red flag? The woman in today’s Second Date met her guy at his red flag job, and she decided against her better judgment to go after him anyway! Part 2 Samantha warned her date that there’s ONE THING he HAD to do before she would see him… and he was shocked to find out she was SERIOUS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today vs Back in the Day (6/20/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Dad to the Bone Song, Worst Father’s Day Gifts + Dare You Date (6/19/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, June 19th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update Classic: I Dare You To Date Me
One of our listeners got maybe the worst possible response to an unsolicited text message… EVER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Phone Tap: Rolando's Hot Yoga Mama
One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (6/19/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rejected Father's Day Cards
Need a last minute gift for dad? We found some funny ways you can express your love for him through a card!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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