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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes 60 Episodes Aug 12, 2026

A comedic true crime podcast where brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse investigate who defecated on the floor at their wedding. They hire an unqualified detective, use a lie detector, and consult forensic experts. In later seasons, they tackle other absurd mysteries submitted by listeners, solving them within 24 hours.

Episodes

S3 E34 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Four
S3 E34 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Four Aug 12, 2026 00:43:32 We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name.There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any questions?Part Five drops August 27th.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingCheck out Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and BTSSound d
S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three
S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three Jul 29, 2026 01:03:49 It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice.Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innov
S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two
S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two Jul 15, 2026 00:44:32 This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved.Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need
S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One
S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One Jul 1, 2026 00:46:09 An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingGo to our Instagr
S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review
S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review Jul 1, 2026 00:42:42 The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, M
S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two
S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two Jun 17, 2026 00:46:29 It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable.The next case opens on July 2nd.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywed
S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One Jun 3, 2026 00:48:06 The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.Our investigation begi
S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review
S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review Jun 2, 2026 00:30:24 In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.Were investigative objectives ach
S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three May 20, 2026 00:42:42 It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event. But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight. Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and
S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two May 6, 2026 00:50:21 The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1. And
S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One Apr 22, 2026 00:40:03 Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… Mayonnaise. Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once. Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfac
S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?
S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche? Apr 8, 2026 00:50:54 A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure…Support us on Patreon http

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