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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes 60 Episodes Oct 7, 2026

A comedic true crime podcast where brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse investigate who defecated on the floor at their wedding. They hire an unqualified detective, use a lie detector, and consult forensic experts. In later seasons, they tackle other absurd mysteries submitted by listeners, solving them within 24 hours.

Episodes

S3 E39 Bristol Bangers - Part Two
S3 E39 Bristol Bangers - Part Two Oct 7, 2026 00:40:57 It all began with a pile of sausages in a Bristol park. Now, every lead points to one perp: The Meat Bros. The undercover brunch is set. Our experts are in place: a top-clearance government threat specialist and a leading sausage authority.They'll help us reconstruct the crime and identify the sausage brand. Then we'll have all the evidence we need to confront the perps. The Meat Bros wil
S3 E38 Bristol Bangers - Part One
S3 E38 Bristol Bangers - Part One Sep 23, 2026 00:47:03 A pile of hundreds, possibly thousands, of raw pork sausages appeared overnight in the middle of a park in Bristol, UK. And nobody seems to know how they got there.Was it a crime against British sausage loving culture? A crime against vegans? Or a sausage heist gone horribly wrong? In this episode, we speak to two key witnesses in an attempt to answer two burning questions:Who the hell pl
S3 E37 Jurassic Prank - BONUS
S3 E37 Jurassic Prank - BONUS Sep 22, 2026 00:38:41 In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation.He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was larger. And it came with an anonymous note. And then, a few days later, the third and final dinosaur was planted. This one was so large it was almost the size of a giant adult.Was this a
S3 E36 Dance Floor Dropper - The Finale
S3 E36 Dance Floor Dropper - The Finale Sep 9, 2026 00:46:24 The perpetrator is only one phone call away. So we decide to make the call.But the ultimate question remains… will the Dance Floor Dropper confess? And it’s boob tube / strawpedo time, AKA our final undercover operation inside the Acca. We might finally get the answers we’ve been looking for.It's time to close this investigation once and for all.The next case opens September 24th.Sup
S3 E35 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Five
S3 E35 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Five Aug 26, 2026 00:38:55 Halifax’s Biggest Hand Competition was a success (ish). And it brings us one step closer to confronting the Dance Floor Dropper.A man called Christopher suddenly becomes the key to whole investigation. We need to get him on side. If we play our cards right, the perpetrator could be just one phone call away.But with the entire investigation resting on our next move, there’s no room for (an
S3 E34 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Four
S3 E34 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Four Aug 12, 2026 00:43:32 We finally know what the poopetrator looks like. But we don't know his name.There's only one way to lure in this big handed ginger man. And that is by launching Halifax's biggest hand competition…. any questions?Part Five drops August 27th.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingCheck out Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and BTSSound d
S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three
S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three Jul 29, 2026 01:03:49 It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice.Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innov
S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two
S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two Jul 15, 2026 00:44:32 This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved.Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need
S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One
S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One Jul 1, 2026 00:46:09 An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingGo to our Instagr
S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review
S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review Jul 1, 2026 00:42:42 The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, M
S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two
S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two Jun 17, 2026 00:46:29 It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable.The next case opens on July 2nd.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywed
S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One Jun 3, 2026 00:48:06 The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.Our investigation begi

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