Forehead Fables
A comedy podcast hosted by General Sam and Papa Poob, where they share humorous stories and anecdotes. The show features casual conversations and absurd humor, often touching on personal experiences and random topics.
Episodes
this podcast is all about the booty
This is our redemption arc after the poorly received professional racist episodeFt. Bootyswagga
The Incident That Ruined a Streamer Event
I expected better of Poob. This is like something Omid or Sam would do.
Rescuing Our Patrons From Generational Poverty
we want to 2x or 3x your money
Minecon: The Epstein Island of Conventions
we ask some really important questions in this episode
Your Dog Is Rolling In Dead Worms To Disguise Itself As Prey
I also am pretty sure I was swimming at the beach next to a dead body for a whole day
We Fixed Your Dating Profiles
You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them.I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.
The Gross Reality of Ancient Rome
Dr. Garrett Ryan [AKA toldinstone] is back to answer your questions about Ancient Rome such as:What were poor people's funerals like in Ancient Rome?How gross were the public baths in Rome?Why were gladiators and actors both celebrities and second class citizens?Why were they gay and did they jerk off?
What Has Wilbur Soot Been Sinking His Teeth Into?
Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.
everyone in skyrim hates this guy
Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.
We Went Prospecting for Gold
Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.
Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers
featuring Dugo and Willard
The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen
gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on
Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing
Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.
Yabba Dabba Doo Orange
pooberton's house flooded
Hangin With the Touchler
every family has at least one
Everyone Has a Price
Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.
Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble
musings of modern day philosophers
Post Stroke Clarity
this year is full of possibilities!
The Passion of the Poob
Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.
This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV
This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.
Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong
Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.
Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline
The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.
Arguing With a Brick Wall
Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.
A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing
really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something
Flesh Shows us the Light
Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.
Based and Josie Pilled
Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank
The Patron Inquisition
Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?
IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR!
THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!
some of you live like animals
Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.
Too Dumb to be A.I.
this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend
We Finally Bought a Content House
See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.
Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy
J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.
DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life
It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.
Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life
This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.
You Get What You Deserve
let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama coughHead to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping
The Great HAMMering
this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.
Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie
It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.
Rewatching Our Worst Episode
We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.
Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers
we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.
The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight
talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley
How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest
We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts
Our Best Guest Yet
Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.
Septic Tank Santa
don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies
The Happiest Time of the Year
sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool
Chicken Pot Lies
It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is
A Feast for Brows
this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams
Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit
we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome
This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian
We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.
All Hail the Great Magnet
May its magnetism cleanse this city.
Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield
This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything
Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories
You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.
Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time
There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag
Earthworm Joe
joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe
Huge Squirrel Nuts
there's nothing more patriotic
The Great Discord Mod Civil War
When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.
Stalking A Former Guest
Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest
Stoking The Parasocial Flames
We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.
Sam's New Addiction
sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)
Nightmare Smoke With Soup
heck yeah brudder yee yee
Unleash The Falcons
talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.
Poob Meets Abby. Is Terrified.
Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.
The Coolest Guys in Nerdville
poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on
Sippin Them Space Cups
our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume
Free Use After Death
the blankets were a lie
The Daddy Dilemma ft. AquaFPS
It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard.
One More For the Trash Bin
Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.
Patron Therapy with Dontoni
A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.
We Let Patrons Ask Us Anything
Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.
Bag Holders Only
Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.
Rome = Gay America? Ft. Toldinstone
ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions.
way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay?
Sipping That Mystery Elixir
one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton
SUPER AWESOME MEGA CENTENNIAL EPISODE
last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk.
this episode we forgot to even invite him.
Life and Death and Starfield
My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.
Exploring an Abandoned Podcast with Dan Bell
we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes.
Never POG For Free (ft. Charborg)
We got our boy Charborg back for another one.
Advanced Darkness
it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.
Got the Whole Theater Laughin
the boys are off to the movies or something
Star Wizard Destroys Our Minds (Ft. Rick Levine)
We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.
We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire
diablo sucks
My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion.
And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.
what have we become.
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