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Thick Threads

Thick Threads 193 Episodes Aug 18, 2026

Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!!

Episodes

Irrational Reasons Your Partner Makes You Mad!
Irrational Reasons Your Partner Makes You Mad! Aug 18, 2026 39:46 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s the most unhinged reason you’ve gotten irrationally mad at your partner? Then, Cloud dives into the unwritten rules of society: What’s one minor social rule that absolutely INFURIATES you when people break it? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthr
Bullies, Why Were Yall So Mean?
Bullies, Why Were Yall So Mean? Aug 11, 2026 49:15 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks: Bullies, why were yall so mean in school?! What was really going through your mind? Then, Cloud shares a thread simply titled, “keeping birds as a pet is diabolical” and it is because why we not letting birds do what they are supposed to do which is FLY! Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rab
I Scissored My Boyfriend
I Scissored My Boyfriend Aug 4, 2026 1:04:46 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii thread asks: what is something you’ve said to humble someone who was out of line. Then, Cloud shares a thread simply titled, “I scissored My Boyfriend” that leads to him getting all in Persephanii’s business. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Su
Something you learned from true crime that changed your life
Something you learned from true crime that changed your life Jul 28, 2026 48:51 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii explores the true crime stories that changed people's lives forever. Then, Cloud stumbles upon a shocking Reddit thread after a wife discovers her husband's deeply disturbing online life. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreo
I Went Under General Anesthesia, WTF Was that?!! Thick Threads LIVE
I Went Under General Anesthesia, WTF Was that?!! Thick Threads LIVE Jul 21, 2026 51:37 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii shares a thread where people share their general anesthesia stories which leads to her sharing her own. Meanwhile, Cloud’s thread is about being with somebody who’s making a not funny situation, funny! Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe
What's the Pettiest Reason You Stopped Talking to Someone?
What's the Pettiest Reason You Stopped Talking to Someone? Jul 14, 2026 1:21:40 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: what’s a petty red flag. Meanwhile, Cloud’s thread may be a red flag as he dives into a thread that  says “watching movies at home is boring.” Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http://patreon.com/thickthr
What’s a random sensory quirk you never told anyone about?
What’s a random sensory quirk you never told anyone about? Jul 7, 2026 58:53 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks what’s a random sensory quirk you never told anyone about? Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know to those that have accidentally killed someone, what went wrong? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http://patreon.com/thickth
What’s a Black People Feature that You Didn’t Inherit?
What’s a Black People Feature that You Didn’t Inherit? Jun 30, 2026 59:39 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks what’s a black people feature that you didn’t inherit? Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know what is the most proudest moment of your sexual history? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http://patreon.com/thickthreadsFollow
What’s the Worse Sexual Experience You’ve Had?
What’s the Worse Sexual Experience You’ve Had? Jun 23, 2026 1:09:32 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii shares the internet’s most disturbing stories people thought were real. Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know what’s the worse sexual experience you’ve had? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http://patreon.com/thickthreadsFoll
I’m Sick of My Parent’s Sex Life
I’m Sick of My Parent’s Sex Life Jun 17, 2026 53:34 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: Women, what’s the pettiest thing you’ve done to a man who did you wrong? Meanwhile, Cloud dives into a Reddit post where someone admit’s they’re sick of their parents sex lives. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon ht
“I Got Turned On During My Brazilian Wax”😭 THICK THREADS LIVE
“I Got Turned On During My Brazilian Wax”😭 THICK THREADS LIVE Jun 9, 2026 1:38:10 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii asks: What’s something you do that absolutely nobody knows about that makes you whimsical af? Meanwhile, Cloud uncovers a Reddit confession: I got turned on during my Brazilian wax. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer!#thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http
Poor People Who Dated Rich People: What Did You Learn?
Poor People Who Dated Rich People: What Did You Learn? Jun 3, 2026 1:24:18 OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii wants to hear from the fellas: what's something you do shamelessly that other men might call "soft" but you'll never give up? Meanwhile, Cloud asks people who've dated someone significantly wealthier than them: what was the experience really like, and what lessons did you take away from it?Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some

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