The Dictators
A satirical podcast that imagines Donald J. Trump creating his own podcast after winning the 2024 presidential election. It features interviews with his network of friends, family, and associates, revealing the secrets of autocratic rule. The show is presented as award-winning and groundbreaking, but listener discretion is advised due to its satirical nature.
Episodes
World Cup USA 250
On this episode of the award winning podcast, The Dictators, our host - your President for Life Donald J Trump - learns of the shocking betrayal by FIFA that the World Cup 2026 Final will be between Spain and Argentina and not the USA. But before he embarks on an epic mission to convince the FIFA President to let the USA participate in the final match, he must host King Charles III and then a cele
From a State of Disunion to War on Iran
On this episode of the award winning dystopian podcast, the Dictators, our anti-hero aka emperor for life Donald Trump, tries to convince the people how much he is winning at being president a second time around. In his State of Disunion he points out all the ways he is achieving records never before achieved in the history of history itself. He convenes a meeting of the Board of Peace, not to be
A Trump Christmas Special
On this episode of the Dictators President for Life Donald Trump holds a press conference about his religious icon status and omniscient power to bring down the price of the grocery to the lowest price of all time, even while the chipmunks, cats, elephants and donkeys disagree with him about his MRI being clear and having the cardiac age of a 65 year old. His solution is simple, bring in an aristo
Trump Family Values
On this episode of the Dictators the Trump family, including the President for Life Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and his children Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka, sit down for dinner to discuss their grandiose plans to dominate America. They discuss their “royal” status, incestuous activities and absurd policies such as tariffs turned into walls, NFT‑driven cruise resorts, and “Trumpynomics” that prof
Frenemies & Paedophiles
In the latest episode of the Dictators we release an exclusive never before heard interview with Jeffrey Epstein about the allegations relating to his pedophilia and sex crimes. President for Life Donald Trump also convenes a round table of his infamous enemies, or are they secretly his friends? Crooked Hillary, Obama, Biden and Kamala all discuss the pizza shop, child trafficking and whether they
Iran, NATO, and the Supreme Court
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Benjamin Netanyahu and Marco Rubio convene in the situation room to bomb Iran, but are the lizard people behind it? Did Bibi really get the intelligence from a drug-fuelled hallucination? And will they succeed at Operation Make Persia Great Again? But they need to get to Europe and
The Trump Birthday Parade
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negot
The Trump World Tour
On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue o
National Insecurity
In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past
Liberation Day & Robber Barons
DE6 - Liberation Day & Robber BaronsOn this episode President Donald Trump reviews his major achievements of the past two weeks, including deporting a lot of innocent people and trashing the global economy on Liberation Day by back-flipping on lots of tariffs and escalating his trade war with China. Prepare for chaos! He speaks with Pete Hegseth about the new highly secure messaging system cal
Russia and Ukraine Make A Deal
On the latest episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump reviews his incredible ground breaking achievements of the second month of his second term. He catches up with his dear friend Bibi Netanyahu to review everything happening in Israel and the Middle East before he sits down with Vladi
Ukraine & DOGE
On the fourth episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump catches up with his frenemy President Zelensky of Ukraine to discuss the situation in Ukraine. He discusses his record setting second month of his second term during which he has brought the government and the economy to the edge of
Gaza, Musk & DOGE
On the third episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, recently awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump catches up with his friends Benjamin Netanyahu, and subservient billionaire lacky Elon Musk, to have follow on discussions, back by high demand, on Gaza and DOGE, continuing from previous episodes. They discuss the President'
Musk & DOGE
On this episode of the Dictators, host President Donald J Trump interviews Elon Musk about the newly created Department of Government Efficiency to get rid of Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security, remove lazy and inefficient government workers, and replace the civilian population with highly efficient and subservient robots. They also discuss many of Musk's failed business ventures including Spa
Gaza Ceasefire
On the inaugural episode of the Dictators, host Donald J Trump interviews Benjamin Netanyahu about the Israel Gaza War and the recently announced ceasefire deal. They discuss not only the war, the ceasefire deal, dictatorship, and the bond they share, but also the broader implications for Trump's development of beachfront property in Gaza, the impact of the war on business, and Netanyahu's feeling
