Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Join "Insane" Erik Lane as he explores the absurdity of human behavior through true stories of stupid criminals, laws, politicians, and stunts. Each episode features the weekly "Genius Awards" for the most stupendous stupidity, a review of current events in the "Insane Week In Review," and an interactive game show where listeners guess whether someone is a porn star or a weatherman. The podcast aims to make listeners feel smarter by highlighting the foolishness of others. Send your own stupid stories to ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com.
Episodes
Highway Haircuts, Weaponizing Golf Carts, and A Couch-Coup Cruises Town
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:05:14) Insane Week In Review
(01:19:01) Genius Awards
(01:28:09) Closing
Some people will try anything for Tik-Tok clicks and some people will try anything for a great haircut. What happens when you combine the two? When 2 neighbors get into a snit between each other, stupidity happens. When you add a golf cart and a Florida location, you
Etsy Witch Career Consultant, A Toddler's Disney Trip "Surprise", and Grandma's Courthouse Donuts
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:50) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:31) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:17:23) Sheriff Posts Video of 68-y/o Woman Doing Donuts on IN Courthouse Lawn—Now She Faces an OWI Charge
(00:22:50) Criminal Genius Tries Selling Stolen Excavator Across The Street From Where He Stole It
(00:27:36) FL Man Hires Etsy Witch To Help Him Land a Job
(00:32:28) Teen Stranded On Cliff After
Lightsaber Combat Academy, Weaponizing Poo-ing, and A Viral Cafe Called, "Washma Butt"
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:55) Midweek BONUS Stupdity
(01:12:57) Insane Week In Review
(01:25:08) Genius Awards
(01:36:40) Closing
Where else but New Jersey can you attend an academy to be trained in the use of a light saber? Where else but a bathroom can a man find an escape from doing household chores? And where else can you get a selfie at Indian restaurant called "Washma Butt" and instantly ha
Octogenarian Outrage At Olive Garden, Condom-Wrapped Popeye's, and Stanford's AI Race Swap
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:33) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:28) Pancho Guero My insane FL Nephew
(00:15:03) KY Widow Claims Dead Husband Uses Flickering Lights To Communicate
(00:21:06) Food Stupidity: Kraft's Mac N' Cheese Soda and KFCereal…With GRAVY
(00:27:33) Cranky 82-y/o FL Man Arrested For Refusing To Leave Olive Garden
(00:33:22) College Girl Dances On The Couch, Falls Out A Window, Drops 8-Fl
Drink Hard Mt. Dew-Catch Bigfoot, Drink Candy Corn Beer-Look Stupid, Fart In Bed-Get Choked
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:01:38) Insane Week In Review
(01:16:15) Genius Awards
(01:27:48) Closing
Some people who drink too much hard soda might start to see things. Mt. Dew will pay you $1M to see things THEN drink hard soda. Would you drink beer that tastes like candy corn for Halloween? Or would you rather drink candy corn beer dressed like an orange slice? It'
Fired Feed Store Worker Sets Store Aflame, Customer Pick-up At A DoorDash Crash, and An Airport Junk Smuggler
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:43) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:47) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:22:33) Blind Drunk Ambition—LITERAL Blind Man With No License Drives DRUNK For 150 Miles
(00:28:00) Can't Fool the TSA—Airport X-ray Shows Terrifying Object Taped In Carry-on To Skip Checked Baggage Fee
(00:32:39) Terrible Table Manners: DoorDash Customer Drives To Delivery Driver’s Crash Scene To Pick
Smuggled Dried Croc Head, Meat Stick Melee, And A Striptease Show At 35,000 Feet
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:08:25) Insane Week In Review
(01:23:36) Genius Awards
(01:33:44) Closing
TSA Agents can give plenty of stories of how airline passengers try to smuggle all sorts of items through customs. But a dried crocodile head in your suitcase? Well, there's a new one. Grab a Slim Jim and enjoy a tale of some drunk boys in their underwear unlease the
Gym Teacher-Turned Hit Man, Bridal Boutique-Turned Meth Distro, and Koi-Turned Cocky
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:55) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:14:23) Over 100 People In San Francisco Gather To Scream At The Ocean
(00:29:25) Maryland Gym Coach-Turned-Hit Man Exposed By His Texts
(00:36:32) 82-y/o AR Woman Deals Meth And Other Drugs Out Of Her Wedding Boutique Business
(00:41:21) Monk Busted Over Missing $3M As Shocking Sex Tape Emerges
(00:47:
Florida Flying Taxis, California Butt-Sniffer Returns, and Naked Skydiving in Wisconsin
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:40) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:20:01) “Smart Blood” Being Developed In An Attempt To "Captain America" Soldiers
(00:27:33) Florida To Get Flying Taxis By End Of 2026
(00:32:59) Wisconsin Town Hosts A Skydivers Jump—While Naked
(00:40:02) Kansas Bride-To-Be Got Jury Duty Summons For The Same Day As Her Wedding—In Italy
(00:44:26) Wom
Man's Joke "Bombs" At Airport, Seniors' Freshman Prank Backfires, and 'Coon Chaos At The Caddy Shack
It's the 21st Century and you would think by now most people would know better than to joke about having anything explosive while conducting business at an airport. Apparently for one man, he didn't get the memo. Some high school seniors on the school's football team found out that the old prank of duct-taping Freshmen to a flagpole is frowned upon in the 21st Century. A popular cafe in Arkansas f
Live TV Laughing Fits, A Car-Hop's "Tube Steak" & Shake, and A Woman's Batty Nightmare
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:55) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:04) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:16:24) AZ Man Caught on Camera Destroying Camera…That Caught Him Speeding In A School Zone!
(00:20:06) Meteorologist In ME Had His Prank Backfire In A Laughing Fit—On Live TV
(00:24:26) A Fox TV News Anchor Spectacularly Sent Over The Edge—Over BEAVER
(00:29:34) Roomba Romance Buster: Man Uses Robot Va
A "Serial Defecator", 4th Grade "Fart Corner", and A DoorDash Customer Gets A DoorFLASH
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:54) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:08:35) Insane Week In Review
(01:22:49) Genius Awards
(01:34:59) Closing
Businesses in Tulsa, OK have been victims of a "smear campaign" that causing a big stink...literally! Texas 4th Graders in one school has a special corner to make a big stink. And a man was prepared to enjoy a DoorDash food delivery until he saw his dinner being carri
Hungry Caterpillar Loses A Bet, Thief Loses A Fight--With An Old Lady, and A Cheater Loses His Van--To An AXE
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:32) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:17:30) Man Pays Off Fantasy Football Bet—Forced To Endure Grueling Food Challenge As The Very Hungry Caterpillar
(00:23:47) Amazon Drone Drops Woman's Package Into Her Swimming Pool
(00:28:01) Iowa Man Cheats On Girlfriend Then She Destroys His Van With An Axe
(00:32:27) A 34-y/o Burglar Gets His Butt
Beaver Nugget Nuptials, Raccoon Craves Ballpark Food, and Gator...Cooked Whole and Delivered!
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:58:04) Insane Week In Review
(01:08:41) Genius Awards
(01:19:06) Closing
An Arkansas couple craves the monstrous convenience store with a Beaver mascot so much, they want him at their wedding. A raccoon craves peanut hulls and hot dogs so much, its hiding under the seats to scoop up the loot...and Mets fans are feeding his frenzy. A Florid
Toothbrush Sharing and Other Money Saving Hacks, Dead Body Mix-Up, and KissCam At Church
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:27) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:15:59) Police "Arrest" 5th-Grader For Refusing To Take 1st Day Of School Photo
(00:23:01) US Recruits Record 2,000+ Gamers As Air Traffic Controllers In Hiring Push
(00:31:12) Chinese Woman Funds Her Own Movie–Starring In 60 Kissing Scenes
(00:35:58) “Highly Inappropriate”: Iowa Church Debuts Kiss Cam
A "Mooo-ving" Wedding, A Plane Chase...In Stilettos, and A Cottonmouth "Plays" Football!
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:00:56) Insane Week In Review
(01:15:38) Genius Awards
(01:27:32) Closing
Here comes the heiffer down the wedding aisle...and I'm not talking about the bride, but the COW that the bride is riding to meet her groom! When 2 women from Moscow missed their Aeroflot flight, they didn't reschedule...they ran after the plane--in their stelettos. W
Stripper Sues A Doc, Birthday Suit Dinners In FL, and A Stinky Superman Screening
When your family doctor starts fooling around at a strip club then gets embroiled in a romantic relationship with the stripper, you know the lawsuits will be coming soon. No one is suing one FL restaurant for indecent exposure where diners are greeted by a host without the most...clothes, that is. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, it's because everyone else inside the restaurant is
QVC Host "Blows It" on Live TV, Comcast's Cream Pie Circus, and A Lewd, Crude, and Nude Laundry Dude
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:48:04) Insane Week In Review
(01:01:08) Genius Awards
(01:11:24) Closing
It's a TV personality's worst nightmare. Saying something that you can never take back on live TV. And it was a "blowout" of a different kind for one QVC host. Some Comcast employees that scored the lowest on the sales chart at an Xfinity Store were getting "creamed".
Woman Marrys HERSELF, A Moshpit Of Poo, and Dr. Hung Transplants A Dong
(00:00:00) Open
(00:01:30) A Piece Of My Mind
(00:07:34) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:27:45) Coldplay Couple 2.0 Caught On A Bench In Central Park
(00:32:13) UK Woman Marries Herself In Las Vegas Chapel…”to heal herself”
(00:36:15) OH Funeral Home Gives Man The Wrong Ashes—Offered To Correct The Mishap After He Signed An NDA!
(00:42:38) NY School District Pauses Plan to Deploy Humanlike AI
Barking Horny Frogs, Trump Poo Portrait, and A Florida Man's Butt Sculpture
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:56:56) Insane Week in Review
(01:10:35) Genius Awards
(01:19:30) Closing
Texans are barking into sewer drains to break up a noisy romance the local frog population. A painter in Canada protests the US tariffs by painting a portrait of Trump...using horse hockey. Florida's infamous "junk man" sticks it to "the man" with a trophy celebrating
MyGender Dolls With Swappable Junk, A Surgeon's Bladder Blunder, and Naked Train Surfing
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:27) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:47) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:31:11) Colorado Woman Buys Same Outfit As Mistress To Surprise Boyfriend
(00:34:57) [SHOCKFACE] Scientists Find Cannibalism Is Bad For Your Health
(00:39:56) GA Grandma Sells Recliner on Facebook Marketplace–Ends Up Livestreaming an Affair
(00:43:49) Woman Wins $17M After Surgeon Removes Healthy Bladde
Golden Showers At A Concert, Bamboo Boxers, and The Foot Fungus Lady On A Cruise Ship
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:48:28) Insane Week In Review
(01:01:31) Genius Awards
(01:11:35) Closing
Enjoying a live concert has become a test of how much stupidity you can endure. Take the case of a family at a Morgan Wallen concert who were treated to a "golden shower" by a man standing behind them at the stadium show. The summer heat has caused discomfort in many
Goth Wedding With A Corpse Flower, The Fart Heard On C-SPAN, and Uncle Joe Found In A Wallet
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:09) Vacation Week Stupidity
(00:55:56) Insane Week In Review
(01:08:13) Genius Awards
(01:18:07) Closing
There's always someone for everyone and a Goth couple found the perfect place to wed each other...in front of a blooming "Corpse Flower". US Senator Chuck Schumer found the perfect place to let one rip...live on C-SPAN as he was "ripping" on the President. A lady in n
Death In Aisle 7, Dating App Rearrangement, and Porta-Potty Chainsaw Rescue
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood
(00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House
(00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex
(00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely
(00:45:33) E
Gamey Gamers, Health Club's B.O. Ban, and Epidemic Explosive Stomach Bug
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:53:11) Insane Week In Review
(01:07:34) Genius Awards
(01:20:44) Closing
It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big en
Whacko Waymos On The 4th of July, Thief Steals A Thief's Car During A Theft, and A Man Ignites His House With His Junk
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly
(00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks
(00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation
(00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store
(00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief
Massage Gun On Tired Eyeballs, Neighborhood Pooping Vulture Assault, and Drag Queen School Board VP Arrested For Child P*rn
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:52:42) Insane Week In Review
(01:07:13) Genius Awards
(01:16:07) Closing
We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining a
Noah Kahan's Philly Poopgate, Hungary Hospital Worker's Human Appetite, and A Poop Soup Predicament
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights
(00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment
(00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses
(00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Th
Granny Crashes Bike Race, Chainsaw-Waving Shirtless Man, and Ethical Squatting
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:52:49) Insane Week In Review
(01:02:52) Genius Awards
(01:19:56) Closing
Grandma goes rogue on a mobility scooter & causes total chaos in a cycling race when she plows into the stream of bicyclists. Police respond to reports of a shirtless man in Indiana that's in the middle of traffic waving a chainsaw at passing motorists. And who ne
Maple Syrup Motor Oil, LingeRAT Panties, and Cheddar Roast Beef Herpes
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:25:07) FL Man Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup—Says It RUNS BETTER
(00:30:06) Robot In China Seen ON ITS KNEES Begging For Cash So It Can Recharge
(00:34:13) Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn Onto Underwear
(00:39:26) Transgender Woman Injects Uncertified Sili
Flight Attendant Butt Smack, A Bahama Brawl Cruise, And Kool-Aid Pineapples
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:57:31) Insane Week In Review
(01:11:19) Genius Awards
(01:21:41) Closing
A man from Indiana gave the butt smack heard 'round the world when he was passed over for drinks on a Delta flight, sending the flight attendant lurching forward. For that stupid stunt, the entire plane returned to the airport & he was escorted off. On a cruise sh
FL Bigfoot Conference, Robotic Toilets, and Phallic Birthday Bread For A 9-y/o
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:29) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:19) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:16:22) Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Bag To Be Auctioned Off
(00:21:53) Bigfoot Believers Gather For The Great Florida Bigfoot Conference
(00:27:43) Parents Admit the Biggest Lie They've Ever Told Their Kids (and It’s NOT About Santa OR The Easter Bunny)
(00:34:25) "Inner Goblin: Dating Has Gotten So Bad ‘Go
Naked Jogging In The UK, 5,300-y/o Yeast From A Mummy, and Pantsless At Sheetz
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:51:37) Insane Week In Review
(01:05:34) Genius Awards
(01:16:39) Closing
Residents in a quaint neighborhood in the UK were jolted from their sanguine lifestyle when a couple came jogging through down their street...wearing nothing but a smile. If you love sourdough bread, you might change your appetite when you find out this batch was made
A Kid-Kicking AI Bot, AI Girlfriends For Boys, and SpaghettiOs With Parasites
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:41) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:24:14) WY Shoplifter Can’t Stop Stealing From Walmart—Calls Cops On HIMSELF
(00:28:18) WHO’D-A-THUNKIT? San Fran Robber Escapes In Waymo Robo Taxi
(00:34:36) An AI Robot “Karate Kicks” A Child In The Gut During Martial Arts Show
(00:38:45) 'Kittenfishing' is the New 'Catfishing.' What is this Toxic Dat
Judge's Legal "Briefs" Around His Ankles, "Hagrid" Gets "Pants'd" During Arrest, and "Looney Toon" Serves Prison Time
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:55:06) Insane Week In Review
(01:07:58) Genius Awards
(01:17:44) Closing
When "oral" arguments are "performed" in the Judge's chambers, it shouldn't include moaning and kissing. Harry Potter fans are flooding social media with the cell phone video of what appears to be "Hagrid", who had his pants and underwear drop to the ground while figh
Romance At An Alabama Walmart, Fetty Wap Yearbook Flap, and Beau Domaine v. Beau D.
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:39) A PIece of My Mind
(00:04:25) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:27:47) UK Bride Gets Married in Robe, Slippers and Hair Rollers to Show Her Husband 'What Married Life Would Be Like'
(00:33:32) Walmart Named Most Romantic Spot In Alabama
(00:38:06) When Is Too Much, TOO MUCH? Men Are Spraying Themselves 100 Times
(00:42:12) Russian Man Lives 1½ YEARS With 5” Wooden
AI Graduation Fail, College Dumpster Diving, Kindergarten Chaos At Graduation
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:46) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:52:36) Insane Week In Review
(01:05:16) Genius Awards
(01:18:41) Closing
You would expect a computer to do a better job at announcing a graduating class than those careless humans. But not Glendale Community College in AZ. The AI had a total meltdown. If you live in State College, PA like I do, you already know of the bargains you can find
Great Butt=Longevity, Chess Boxing, and A Woman With A Great Wine "Rack"
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:16:44) Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?
(00:23:52) People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Create ‘AI Face’
(00:33:52) CIA Scientist—4 Species of Aliens Recovered from Crashed UFOs
(00:38:51) Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake—ON PURPOSE—To Activate ‘Wade Mode’
(00:43:40) Woman Gives Birth to
Stupid School Board Decision, High-Speed Police Chase With A Bunny, and Free Teeth For Meth Adicts
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:49:30) Insane Week In Review
(01:01:39) Genius Awards
(01:11:56) Closing
Congratulations to my hometown's School Board for making it on the podcast for a patently stupid decision to keep a student that the district had previously called a "standout" from graduating & getting a diploma...all because of an oversight that "happens every d
A "Cadbury" Onion, "Car Ranch", Sewer Honey From Philly, & "Ballmaxxing"
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:02:02) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:54:41) Ask Pancho
(01:05:17) Insane Game Show
(01:26:55) Coming Next Episode
(01:36:04) Closing
The thought of breaking open a Cadbury chocolate egg might make your mouth water, but if you see something that looks like that when you cut open an onion...you'll probably gag. Which is what one woman did
Dumb and Dumber Goes To The Prom, Egg Coffee, and A Gas Station "Karen" With Tinnitus
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:57:00) Insane Week In Reivew
(01:13:34) Genius Awards
(01:25:36) Closing
A high school couple really "lit up" their prom with their "Dumb & Dumber" outfits! A new coffee craze may light you up with Salmonella. A man who just wanted a fill-up for his Chevy Corvette C8 Z06 got more than he bargained for when a "Karen" went ape over the n
Staged Assasinations, Twin Girls-Different Dads, and Blowing Up Grandma For Bomb Testing
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:38) A Piece of My Mind
(00:04:43) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:10:06) Mrs. Pancho's Potty Stop Stupidity
(00:19:06) Woman Robs Sister's Boyfriend At Gunpoint, Tells Him To Strip
(00:23:29) A TX Mom Abandons Kids for Over a Month to Attend Out-of-Town Funeral—Sent Meals via Uber Eats
(00:26:57) Super Weird, Super Odd, Super Rare: Twins Who Have Different Dads
(00:3
"Feces-ing" Fiasco, Soup For Breakfast, and "Nude Drawing" Bar Trend
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:53:00) Insane Week In Review
(01:07:07) Genius Awards
(01:20:08) Closing
We've all had one of "those" neighbors...but in Florida, that could be something unbelievable. Such as the one neighbor lady who smeared human waste all over the neighborhood. The days of enjoying a bowl of cereal & slurping down the "cereal milk" are about to be
Weaponized Bees, Un-Circumcising Men, and An $80k Chick-Fil-A Mac-n-Cheese Heist
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:36) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:15) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:26:44) CA Woman Driven to Insanity By Taunting Bird That Won’t Leave Her Alone
(00:31:32) Massachusetts Woman Convicted For Weaponizing Bees Against Deputies
(00:36:12) Chick-fil-A Employee Busted For Stealing $80,000 With Mac & Cheese Scheme
(00:41:19) Cancer Patient Develops Uncontrollable Irish Acce
Arson Suspect With Burnt Eyebrows, A $700 Sleeping "Pod", and Finnish Funny Business In The Sky
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:52:05) Insane Week In Review
(01:05:44) Genius Awards
(01:14:58) Closing
What would you do if you were a cop talking to an arson suspect with burnt eyebrows? Find out what the real cops did. If your apartment rent is too high in San Francisco, how about sleeping in a sleeping pod for just $700? Who says the Finnish don't have a the sense o
Lift Truck Trouble, Roadkill Restaurant, and Fondling A Sea God Statue
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero)
(00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity
(00:37:50) Ask A Caller
(00:44:08) Closing
If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low,
GenZ Virtual Coffee Breaks, Urine Fertilizer, and Beef Breakfast Cereal
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:55:13) Insane Week In Review
(01:13:09) Genius Awards
(01:25:39) Closing
Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's
Backseat Car Potty, Hiding Drugs From Butt To Mouth, and Airbnb Sex Dungeons
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It
(00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check
(00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky
(00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?
(00:
Parakeet Submarine, Dancing Naked In A Hardhat, and Sugar On Your Hemorrhoids
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:50:16) Insane Week In Review
(01:04:46) Genius Awards
(01:21:38) Closing
A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found th
Sheriff Swiping In A Stand-Off, Human Skull Found In Easter Egg Hunt, and Sneezing Out Maggots
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind
(00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species
(00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff
(00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves
(00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE
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Manual Typewrites To Fight AI, School Bus Driver's Bathroom Break ON THE BUS, and A West VA Chicken Coop Dispute
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:05:41) Insane Week In Review
(01:20:07) Genius Awards
(01:32:47) Closing
A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a di
X-Rated "Care Packages" For The Troops, Gen Z Napping and Crying At Lunch Break, and Rib Remodeling
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind
(00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places
(00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park
(00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'
(00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because
Pig Semen Eye Drops, Sperm Deteriation Prevention, and A 24-ft. Potty Chair Portal
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:56:35) Insane Week In Review
(01:09:34) Genius Awards
(01:25:21) Closing
If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "
McDonald's Headphone Hacker, Easter Bunny Sexual Assault, and A Tangled Twin Daddy Tale
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind
(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers
(00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response
(00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car
(00:3
Hospital Squatter, Flaming Fast Food Truck, McDonald's Robot Employees
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:15:07) insane Week In Review
(01:26:50) Genius Awards
(01:37:10) Closing
You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were p
Unmodest "Urfa Man", An "AirPee-n-Pee", and A FEMA Official Teleports To Waffle House
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back
(00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage
(00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept
(00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searchin
Snake Yoga, Lost And Found Stupidity, and A Septic Tank Heist
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:12:54) Insane Week In Review
(01:25:15) Genius Awards
(01:39:11) Closing
Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not w
Milkman ToyBoy For Cougars, Name Your Manhood, Tow Your Car With Your Manhood
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”
(00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway
(00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy
(00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal
Pet Boa On The Loose, Wild Hogs On The Loose, and 'Coon-Squatting In Ohio!
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:00:58) Insane Week In Review
(01:10:29) Genius Awards
(01:22:49) Closing
Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City of Brotherly Love
Frambled Eggs, Carotmaxxing, and $6,000 Cow Gallstones
(00:00:00) Into
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:17) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:20:41) People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan
(00:28:25) FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road
(00:34:13) Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday
(00:36:03) New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"
(00:41:59)
Frying Pan Couples Therapy, Fruit of The Loom Sweatpants Suit, and Fire Breathing TikTok Challenge
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:08:15) Insane Week In Review
(01:21:26) Genius Awards
(01:30:39) Closing
An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still look like you're
Japanese Coffin Meditations, Butter Sticks For Toddlers, and Ghostlighting
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:26) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:14) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:22:06) NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies
(00:29:48) DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage
(00:34:11) Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health
(00:42:02) People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan
(00:48:14) Unprofessional
FL Coconut Thief, Trans-Wolf Teacher, and Plastic Wrap Eating
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:10:58) Insane Week In Review
(01:23:11) Genius Awards
(01:34:54) Closing
Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're going to be eaten.
Panties In A Hotel Coffeemaker, A Drunk Pediatric Dentist, and A Romp With Roadkill
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:45) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:11) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:25:13) Man Trains His Dog to Illegally Dump Trash to Avoid Surveillance Cameras
(00:31:37) A Drunk Pediatric Dentist Caught Treating Patients Inebriated
(00:38:11) The Roomba Saw Everything—Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums while trying to make a controller for hi
(00:47:53) Food De
Feces Fight Over Parking, Ice Fishing In The Crappie Shack, and A 'Hog That Wasn't Called At The UofA
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:09:22) Insane Week In Review
(01:21:52) Genius Awards
(01:33:06) Closing
If you want to really "stir the $#!t, start messing with parking at a popular public park. The San Diego city leaders found that out. If you want to have a true Wisconsin ice fishing experience, spend some time in a porta-potty on skis. If you want to call a 'hog but
Toothless FL Nutjob With a Gun, A Busybody Backfire, A Wanted Thief Caught By Llamas
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:19) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:32) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:25:32) Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco
(00:35:22) ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun
(00:39:34) MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name
(00:44:49) Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chic
Officer "Merica" Catches A Thief, Sticky Bun Sibling Spat, And Chicken Banana
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:05:37) Insane Week In Review
(01:19:36) Genius Awards
(01:30:23) Closing
You can't get more "'Merican" than a police officer named "Merica" who hops aboard a Ford pickup to nab a theif on a bike. You can't get more Pennsylvanian than a sibling squabble in a donut shop that include death threats over the last sticky bun. And you can't get m
Therapy For Chatbots, Coitus Screen Interruptus, Cadaver Fat Boob Jobs
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:38) A PIece of My Mind
(00:07:12) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew
(00:26:36) Man Jailed for Murder Goes Viral After Worrying He’d Miss Video Game Release
(00:32:33) Chatbots Were Sent to Therapy and THIS What Came Out
(00:40:04) ⅓ of College Students Scroll Phones While 'Getting Busy'
(00:47:02) FDA Recalls “Horny” Honey—Because It's Loaded with Cialis
(00:52:17) Olympi
Bear Poo Beer, Poo In The Potomac, and Baby Delivered At FedEx
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:07:14) Insane Week In Review
(01:19:42) Genius Awards
(01:29:29) Closing
If you watched the "Big Game" you may have seen the commercial for Bear Poo Brew...and it's everything that you would expect. If you don't want poo in your brew, would you have it in the Potomac River when you go in for a swim? FedEx is known for its on time delivery
Friction-Maxxing, Social Media For ChatBots, And Loving On A Vacuum
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:49) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:29) Pancho Guero, My Insane FL Nephew
(00:35:41) "Friction-Maxxing" Is Trending...Because We Need Less Convenience
(00:42:03) A "Museum of Personal Failure" Just Opened...What Would You Submit?
(00:48:36) New Social Media Platform Has AI Chatbots Talking to Each Other & Hiring Humans To Work For Them!
(00:54:52) College Students Turn To AI “H
Deiced Airline Passenger, Cowboy Steak Pants, and Upskirting At Church
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:02:54) Insane Week In Review
(01:17:58) Genius Awards
(01:33:42) Closing
If you're flying out of a snowy airport, it should be reassuring that the plane is properly de-iced. But that should not include the passengers. If you're shopping for prime meats, putting a cowboy steak down your pants is not the best way to not draw attention to you
Exploding Trees, A Meteorologist's "Measurements", and Mom Delivers Wrong Baby
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:24) A Piece of My Mind
(00:08:46) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:23:53) Someone Cut Their Heat to Save Money...Pipes Burst...& the Home Turned Into a Frozen, "Ice Castle"
(00:26:39) Arctic Cold Snap Causes Trees To Crack and Explode Across Midwest
(00:33:18) A Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" & Should Have Been More Specific
(00:36:27) Gen Z Student
Underwear Tour In Baggage Claim, Driving Naked In WA, and Aa Full Monty Apartment Show
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:11:01) Insane Week In Review
(01:24:11) Genius Awards
(01:35:29) Closing
Nothing like airing your dirty laundry in front of an audience of strangers. But that's what happened to one airline traveler waiting for his luggage at the Pittsburgh International Airport. A Washington State Police Trooper had to say something to woman he pulled ove
Handcuffing A Runaway Emu, Banana-Wrapped Tourist As Wild Monkey Feeder, and A FL Man "Literally" Tries To Shoot Off His Mouth
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind
(00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:22:51) St. John’s Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu
(00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot’s Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train
(00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam
(00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China
(00:42:35) ER Doctors Sha
Dis'd By Gravy, A Bone Stylus Boner, and An Assault By Collard Greens
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:48) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(00:57:04) Insane Week In Review
(01:11:03) Genius Awards
(01:21:34) Closing
You don't mess with a man's gravy and a KFC worker found that out the hard way. Archaeologists in Sicily found some "hard" evidence on a ancient stylus carved from a bone that sported a very "excited" Dionysus. A Florida woman chose to attack another woman with a plat
Wrong-Way Waymo, Beloved Bar's Baculum Stolen, and A Sweet Potato Up the Rectum
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:08) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(00:25:24) AI In 2026: Beware of Nefarious People Using It for All The Wrong Reasons
(00:31:35) Fortune Teller Predicts A Client Would Lose Something–Then Stole Their Phone
(00:36:51) How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Get Naked, Assault a Deputy While ‘Trying to Be a Mermaid'
(00:38:54) Passenger Jumps Out
Horse Poop In Target, "Camel KO" At Church, and Free Weed At School
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:00:44) Midweek Bonus Stupidity
(01:00:07) Insane Week In Review
(01:15:47) Genius Awards
(01:26:32) Closing
It's not every day you see a horse being riden down an aisle at Target, much less finding a trail of horse droppings behind. It's not every day you see live camels in church, much less having a woman knocked out cold with a camel kick to the face. And it's not every d
Safe Snowball Fights, Coon Chaos With Fine Dining, and FL Man "Showing Off The Boys"
(00:00:00) Opening
(00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind
(00:07:31) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew
(01:09:33) Ask Pancho
(01:23:20) Insane Game Show
(01:44:50) Coming Next Episode
(01:50:49) Closing
Only the Quebecois in Canada has the chutzpah to demand their kids wear helmets when sliding down a snowpile at recess during winter school days. When the debutantes dine at dinner they don't want to be int
Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire
(00:00:00) Inflantion Hits Santa's Cookies, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, and Grandma's Birthday Cake Fire
(00:02:03) A Piece of My Mind
(00:06:27) A Pancho-less Week of Stupidity
We are "Pancho-less" for this FINAL 2025 Episode...Pancho took a week of vacation so he could contract strep throat so this Weekend Episode is not only late being published but also significantly shorter because Pancho
Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard
(00:00:00) Sniifing Farts, DoorDash-dardly Deed, Dead Hog Smorgasboard
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity
(01:01:26) Insane Week In Review
(01:09:46) Genius Awards
Increase your brain power ...not from Reader's Digest, but from your own "air biscuits"! If you're getting food from a DoorDasher, better have your Ring Camera rolling! Internet influencers have really gone to the hogs...as in eating t
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