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The Geriatric Millennials

The Geriatric Millennials

The Geriatric Millennials 240 episodes Nov 10, 2026

Join Jayme and Beth, longtime friends and proud geriatric millennials, as they explore a wide range of topics. From nostalgic trips back to the '80s and '90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing stories, they discuss the realities of entering midlife. This podcast adds a touch of joy to your routine, whether you're working out, commuting, or taking a break from adult life. Their unique perspectives bring that cherished BFF energy to your day.

Episodes

Things We're NOT Into
Things We're NOT Into Nov 10, 2026 23:21 Episode 251. We’re de-influencing this week, and yes, we realize that’s a little rich coming from two women with a stockpile of beauty products (Jayme) and multiple advent calendars (Beth)Consider this permission to use what you already own, block the accounts that annoy you, and admit that sometimes the thing everyone loves just isn’t for you.On this episode >> carrot cake betrayal >>
Spontaneous Bangs Are Never the Right Move
Spontaneous Bangs Are Never the Right Move Nov 3, 2026 35:13 Episode 250. A haircut you regret, a sweet potato worth complaining about, and the unsettling realization that people can tell you’re middle-aged.This week, we’re catching up on all the things.On this episode >> I know I look young >> chalking failure >> tattle tales unite__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com
Loved the Book. Couldn’t Tell You What Happened.
Loved the Book. Couldn’t Tell You What Happened. Oct 27, 2026 27:51 Episode 249. We loved the book. We recommended the book. Please don’t ask us what happened in the book.This week, we’re testing our memories with the Freida McFadden thrillers we’ve read, and the results are concerning. We remember a turtle, some questionable living arrangements, and being very surprised. The actual plots? Less clear.Naturally, this turns into a conversation about creepy ’90s movi
Yes... We're Secretly Judging Everything (And Everyone)
Yes... We're Secretly Judging Everything (And Everyone) Oct 20, 2026 36:49 Episode 248. This week, Beth and Jayme are admitting what they're secretly judging, from uncomfortable fashion choices and sidewalk etiquette to messy cars, expired license plates, and group text offenders.On this episode >> cozy for toesies >> fridge scraping >> car crumbs__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.co
Bring on the Soup!
Bring on the Soup! Oct 13, 2026 24:49 Episode 247. This week Beth and Jayme are embracing everything fall and savoring every moment of soup season!On this episode >> sweater weather >> house burping >> get your puzzle onMentions:Stone Soup Cafe - Richland, WABiscuit - Richland, WABrunch Bliss & Bubbles - Kennewick, WA__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook:
What in the Ma'am
What in the Ma'am Oct 6, 2026 26:34 Episode 246. Catch up with the Jayme and Beth!On this episode >> irrigation woes >> salsa the night away >> house joy__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.c
What We're Into | September 2026
What We're Into | September 2026 Sep 29, 2026 29:41 Episode 245. Beth and Jayme are back sharing everything that they have been loving!On this episode >> laundry drama >> everything Costco >> a little surpriseMentions:TonyMoly Plump-kin Retinol Firming Hydrogel Eye PatchesSephora Collection Advent CalendarFabFitFun 2026 Advent CalendarOlay Every Night RetinolPendleton BlanketsCanon Ivy PrinterThe Calamity Club by Kathryn StockettD
Perimenopause: Both Sides of the Hill
Perimenopause: Both Sides of the Hill Sep 22, 2026 32:07 Episode 244. This week Jayme and Beth dive into a symptom of perimenopause that they were not expecting...the stage of mothering their mothers!On this episode >> get off the ladder >> where's your phone >> please don't run__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley G
JOMO: The Beautiful Art of Missing Out
JOMO: The Beautiful Art of Missing Out Sep 15, 2026 38:29 Episode 243. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing in the simple joy of missing out.On this episode >> kinky cruises >> Disney Adults >> sport girlies__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwha
Two Ladies Chatting
Two Ladies Chatting Sep 8, 2026 35:55 Episode 242On this episode >> plant daddy >> books galore >> grocery store crash out__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @
Things That Make Us Go Ewe
Things That Make Us Go Ewe Sep 1, 2026 28:17 Episode 241.On this episode >> what's that smell >> middle aged booger eaters >> bathroom woes__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:In
liar liar
liar liar Aug 25, 2026 29:25 Episode 240. We've all told the occasional lie. Beth and Jayme are ready to come clean.On this episode >> kiss kiss >> murder was the case that they gave me >> twinning__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarI

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