The Geriatric Millennials
Join Jayme and Beth, longtime friends and proud geriatric millennials, as they explore a wide range of topics. From nostalgic trips back to the '80s and '90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing stories, they discuss the realities of entering midlife. This podcast adds a touch of joy to your routine, whether you're working out, commuting, or taking a break from adult life. Their unique perspectives bring that cherished BFF energy to your day.
Episodes
Bring on the Soup!
Episode 247. This week Beth and Jayme are embracing everything fall and savoring every moment of soup season!On this episode >> sweater weather >> house burping >> get your puzzle onMentions:Stone Soup Cafe - Richland, WABiscuit - Richland, WABrunch Bliss & Bubbles - Kennewick, WA__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook:
What in the Ma'am
Episode 246. Catch up with the Jayme and Beth!On this episode >> irrigation woes >> salsa the night away >> house joy__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.c
What We're Into | September 2026
Episode 245. Beth and Jayme are back sharing everything that they have been loving!On this episode >> laundry drama >> everything Costco >> a little surpriseMentions:TonyMoly Plump-kin Retinol Firming Hydrogel Eye PatchesSephora Collection Advent CalendarFabFitFun 2026 Advent CalendarOlay Every Night RetinolPendleton BlanketsCanon Ivy PrinterThe Calamity Club by Kathryn StockettD
Perimenopause: Both Sides of the Hill
Episode 244. This week Jayme and Beth dive into a symptom of perimenopause that they were not expecting...the stage of mothering their mothers!On this episode >> get off the ladder >> where's your phone >> please don't run__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley G
JOMO: The Beautiful Art of Missing Out
Episode 243. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing in the simple joy of missing out.On this episode >> kinky cruises >> Disney Adults >> sport girlies__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwha
Two Ladies Chatting
Episode 242On this episode >> plant daddy >> books galore >> grocery store crash out__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @
Things That Make Us Go Ewe
Episode 241.On this episode >> what's that smell >> middle aged booger eaters >> bathroom woes__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:In
liar liar
Episode 240. We've all told the occasional lie. Beth and Jayme are ready to come clean.On this episode >> kiss kiss >> murder was the case that they gave me >> twinning__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarI
What We're Into | August 2026
Episode 239. Jayme and Beth are back and sharing all of the things they are loving!On this episode >> spoilers >> discontinued products >> traveling readersMentions:Yesteryear by Caro Claire BurkeNYX Lip I.V Hydrating Lip Gloss StainAbout Face Ballet Beam Highlighting Pearls - PirouetteDr. Ceuracle Pro Balance Pure Cleansing Oil Crack Weeder__________Join the Geriatric Millennial
It's Just A Little Crush
Episode 238. This week Beth and Jayme and taking the sweetest walk down memory lane and sharing some of their favorite crushes from back in the day!On this episode >> baseball boys >> hockey players >> emo love__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost________
Things Worth the Money
Episode 237. This week Beth and Jayme are jumping on a dead trend and sharing things they have invested in that are totally worth the money.On this episode >> travel princess >> book nerd >> fix them teeth__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Con
We're Not Over It
Episode 236. Jayme and Beth are not over it. This week they are sharing moments, products, and memories they have not let go of (and probably won't).On this episode >> Hawaii love >> he was a surfer boy >> give me my Libby__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley G
To Gripe is to Live
Episode 235. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into a candid gripe session about the little annoyances of life that seem to multiply as we age.On this episode >> protein peer pressure >> diagonal walkers >> show me some insurance money__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by Th
Songs That Fundamentally Changed Us
Episode 234. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing the songs that shaped them!On this episode >> car singing >> a dad and his guitar >> shake them hipsMentions:The Songs That Changed Us PlaylistRainbow (Interlude) - Mariah CareyI don’t Want It - DC TalkThe Bodyguard Soundtrack Why Does It Hurt So Bad - Whitney Houston I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlanAt The Ballet - A Chorus L
It's all Greek to me
Episode 233. This week Jayme is taking us on a journey detailing her magical vacay to Greece!__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoy
For granted
Episode 232. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the things we often take for granted as we age. From the firmness of our bodies to the simplicity of family dinners, they reflect on the little joys and challenges of growing older.__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost______
What We're Into | June 2026
Episode 231. This week, Jayme and Beth share all the things that are making life sweet! From pickleball to saucy books to socks. Their love knows no bounds!On this episode >> art love >> sock love >> diy loveHeated Rivalry (2025)Ponytail CapHoneyMilchDesignsThe Boyfriend by Freida McFaddenLights Out by Navessa AllenMargo's Got Money Troubles (2006)Shrinking (2003)MonikersReef Wat
Summer Manifestations
Episode 230. Join Beth and Jayme as they share their summer manifestations, intentions, and dreams. From the joys of dining out to the excitement of summer trips, they explore the importance of savoring life’s moments!On this episode >> a whiff of whimsy >> opa! >> booty shorts for the win__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFaceb
Flashback: 1993
Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1993! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Joey Lawrence and Zach Morris, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon cartoons, revisit karaoke worthy songs, and try their best to remember the plot of The Son-In-Law!On this episode >> Miss Janet >> Donna Martin Graduates >> What was Meatloaf talking about?__________Join the G
Trends We're Into
Episode 228. Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the ever-evolving world of trends, exploring everything from the resurgence of baggy pants to the quirky charm of Birkenstocks.On this episode >> smutty dragons >> curls for days >> AI hate__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme mus
Dating Story: The Final Chapter
Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited.On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild__________Join the Geriatri
Our Top 5 Horror Stories
Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration.On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmi
Holy Pelvic Floor
Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it.On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillenni
Gripe Session vol. 6
Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be.On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennia
Some Good Stuff
Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now.On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli thingsMentions:The Telepathy Tapes Cat ToesREI Mummy Sleeping BagIkea Tablet StandBubba + Fratelli Instagram__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @the
Kids Today
Episode 222. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embark on a nostalgic journey, comparing their teenage years to the experiences of today's youth. They explore the profound impact of the Internet, from the evolution of communication to the challenges faced by modern teens.On this episode >> say cheese >> penpals >> thrifting heyday__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! I
Are We Becoming Our Mothers? (Part 2)
Episode 221. In this episode, Jayme and Beth lean into the funny (and slightly alarming) realization that they’re becoming their mothers....complete with gardening joy, pickleball injuries, and very strong towel-folding opinions. It’s a candid take on aging and those “oh no, it’s happening” moments!On this episode >> pain killer pre game >> bagel belly >> because I said soMention
What We're Into | April 2026
Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.!On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic?Mentions:Kalyn - The Fizz SocietyThe little Plant ShopCandle Warmer LampTarte XL Tubing MascaraCurlSmith Flawl
Dating Apps Update
Episode 219. In this episode, Beth shares her adventurous journey into the world of online dating, revealing the highs and lows of her experiences on apps like Bumble and Hinge (spoiler alert: it's horrible out there).On this episode >> I hate it here >> what in the acronym >> hello Idaho__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebo
We Do Not Care
Episode 218. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embrace the liberating mindset of not caring about the little things as they age. From the joys of gray hair and the freedom of wearing leggings in public, to the hilarity of talking to oneself while grocery shopping, the ladies share their candid thoughts on what truly matters (and what doesn’t) as they navigate life in their 40s and beyond. On this ep
Mittens Saga: The Final Chapter
Episode 217. This week, Jayme and Beth share the latest cat adventures. From the ongoing saga of Mittens and her triumphant return home to the quirky antics of Bubba and Fratelli, the ladies recount the highs and lows of feline companionship.On this episode >> catnapper neighbors >> raccoon traps for all >> starfishing__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram:
Surprise! You're Middle Aged.
Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navi
Trying to Stay Sane
Episode 215. In this week's episode, Beth and Jayme explore the art of maintaining sanity in a chaotic world. Recorded before the recent events, the ladies share their personal strategies for coping with the complexities of life while keeping a sense of humor. From cat therapy to planning family vacations, they dive into the little joys that help them navigate the ups and downs of modern life.On t
The Importance of Ladies' Night
Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional in
Cringe Purge vol. 15
Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @
What in the Dating Apps?
Episode 212. Beth is (almost) officially back in the dating app trenches, and we’re talking about it. We're sharing what it’s really like navigating modern dating, from profile choices to unexpected matches and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with putting yourself out there.On this episode >> dating troops >> too many selfies >> swipe, swipe baby__________Join the Geriatri
What We're Into | February 2026
Episode 211. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a happiness in the bleakness of the world.On this episode >> amazon returns >> cracked heels >> spicy tvMentions:Tell Me Lies - HuluThe Residence - NetflixBridgeton - NetflixThe Beast in Me - NetflixThe Tenant by Frida McFaddenDating After the End of the World by Jeneva RoseThe Grace Yea
Winter Gripe Fest
Episode 210. Join Beth and Jayme as they embark on a relatable gripe session about the trials and tribulations of winter life. From the chilling reality of cold feet to the frustrating quest for the perfect jacket, they dive deep into the little annoyances that come with the season.On this episode >> more holidays please >> I'm cold >> nature is boring__________Join the Geriatric
Back to 2016
Episode 209. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a delightful trip down memory lane, revisiting the iconic year of 2016 and even flashing back to 2006! From life-changing moves and first homes to unforgettable beauty trends and hilarious parenting moments. Discover what made these years so pivotal in their lives and how they navigated the ups and downs of adulthood. It's a fun, heartfelt conversation
New Year, Same-ish Us
Episode 208. We’re reflecting on the fresh start energy of a new year.....minus the pressure to become different people overnight! We’re talking about what we’re carrying into this next season, what we’re leaving behind, and how we’re setting intentions that feel more like gentle nudges than major overhauls.On this episode >> pump it up >> am I fun? >> thank you past me__________
Best of 2025 - Part 2
Episode 207. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!On this episode >> dance dance dance >> movie nights >> cheerleading __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Commun
Best of 2025 - Part 1
Episode 206. We’re wrapping up 2025 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable. It’s like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties!Mentions:In loving memory of JaVonna ThomasThe Geriatric Millennials WebsiteOne Tough Cookie PodcastBest of Beauty 2025:Allure Beauty
Throwback Christmas
Episode 205. Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the carefree days of childhood when holiday magic was abundant and responsibilities were non-existent.On this episode >> Rudolph with your nose so bright >> midnight present party >> Christmas around the world__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatr
Where is the Christmas Magic?
Episode 204. Join Jayme and Beth as they explore the elusive concept of holiday magic and where it seems to have disappeared. This week, they dive into the pressures of being the adult during the festive season, the nostalgia of childhood wonder, and the overwhelming expectations that come with the holidays. From early decorations to the stress of gift-giving, they reflect on how the magic of the
5 Things Women Over 35 Need | Winter Edition
Episode 203. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the essentials for winter living as geriatric millennials. From the surprising aches and pains of aging to the necessity of hanging up the hoodie in favor of a real jacket, they share their recommendations for staying warm and cozy. On this episode >> pickleball injuries >> extra large mugs >> snuggle buddies__________Join the
Mittens is Still Kinda Missing
Episode 202. The saga continues as Jayme's neighbors continue their campaign to make Mittens the cat their own! On this episode >> rabies shots >> cell phone screenshots >> cat hoarders __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Inst
Cringe Purge vol. 14
Episode 201. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> never trust a squat >> regifting >> just say nothing__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagra
4 years baby!
Episode 200. Join in as Jayme and Beth celebrate a major podcasting milestone... 4 years of The Geriatric Millennials! They are taking a look back and dreaming big for the future. A huge thank you to everyone who listens each week! On this episode >> we did it >> keep on recording >> where do we go from here__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriat
Holiday Ready
Episode 199. This week, Beth and Jayme are gearing up for the holiday season, sharing their thoughts on how to create magic amidst the chaos. From setting personal traditions to navigating the pressures of gift-giving, they explore the balance of joy and reality during this festive time!On this episode >> creating holiday traditions >> the magic of baking cookies >> navigating fa
Homeowner (at last)
Episode 198. This week Beth has BIG updates on moving into her new house. From unexpected fees to overgrown trees, homeownership is teaching Beth a lot! On this episode >> ice maker woes >> cat trauma >> give me all the paint chips__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The
Spooky Season
Episode 197. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the enchanting world of Halloween, sharing their thoughts on the beloved spooky season. From nostalgic decorations to the thrill of trick-or-treating, they explore how this festive time brings communities together and triggers childhood memories!On this episode >> give me the candy >> dress up time >> a penny? __________Join the Ge
What We're Into | October 2025
Episode 196. This week Jayme and Beth are sharing all the things that are bringing them a bit a joy. On this episode >> do I smell? >> it's all about the tape >> oh kody __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofa
Mittens is (still) Missing
Episode 195. This week, Jayme dives into the ongoing saga of Mittens, the cat-napped feline who has become the center of a neighborhood tug-of-war. After months of uncertainty, she shares the latest developments, including a surprising visit from her daughter and a plan to reclaim their beloved pet. On this episode >> glitter bombs>> neighborhood drama >> the quest for Mittens___
Flashback: 1984
Episode 194. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1984, a year filled with unforgettable pop culture moments that shaped their childhoods. From the unforgettable sounds of Prince to the heartwarming antics of the Care Bears, this episode is a delightful dive into the past!On this episode >> miss piggy >> sixteen candles >> where's the beef?__________Join the G
It's All Happening
Episode 193. This week, Beth is bursting with excitement as she shares the monumental news of putting an offer on her very first house! Join us as she takes us through the rollercoaster journey of house hunting, the challenges of the current market, and the unexpected twists that led her to this momentous decision!On this episode >> what's that smell >> diy everything >> paint ch
I Just Wanna Dance
Episode 192. This week, Jayme’s back from the Salsa Congress and buzzing. She spills all the details on what it's like to be surrounded by rhythm, community, and the occasional unexpected twerk. Whether you’re a dancer, a lurker, or just here for the vibes, this one’s a celebration of moving your body, finding your people, and embracing joy with slightly creaky knees!On this episode >>
It's Fall Baby!
Episode 191. This week Beth and Jayme are embrace the changing seasons and diving into their love for all things fall. On this episode >> pickleball >> soup >> applesMentions:Circle of Friends (1995)Foxfire (1996)The Lost Boys (1987)__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by T
Let's Gripe!
Episode 190. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with a lively session of gripes that will resonate with anyone navigating the annoyingness of modern life. On this episode >> teenage road ragers >> annoying signs >> beans__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Gho
Back to School Slang
Episode 189. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delightful chaos of middle school slang (thanks to a few eager seventh graders who shared their lingo with the duo). From chat to gas, they unpack the meanings behind the words that make the younger generation's conversations feel like a foreign language.On this episode >> girlhood moments >> the return of retro slang >> let th
End of Summer Catch Up
Episode 188. This week Jayme and Beth are catching up and sharing stories. On this episode >> jalapeño fingers >> back to school schedules >> cookie loveMentions: Miso Bean Salad by Violet WitchelMarla’s Cookies Co__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The
What We're Into | August 2025
Episode 187. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with another round of things they love. From little joys to unexpected obsessions, they’re sharing what’s been making life brighter (lip blush anyone?). On this episode >> what kind of pillow? >> Captain Jason 4 Ever >> power walkingMentions: Wonder Blading Peel & Stain Reveal Lip Stain Rare Beauty Soft Pinc
I Kissed Purity Culture Goodbye
Episode 186. This week, Beth and Jayme are taking a walk down the awkward memory lane that was 90s–2000s purity culture. From public school abstinence-only assemblies to church youth group pledges and I Kissed Dating Goodbye, they unpack how the messages about sex, marriage, and “modesty” shaped a them—and the therapy bills that came later!Mentions:I Kissed Dating Goodbye__________Join the Ge
Parenting Our Parents
Join in as Jayme and Beth share what it’s like to watch their moms getting older. There’s talk of legacy (who’s gonna want our art?), stubborn moms (put the phone in your pocket!), and what it means to age with grace....whether you’re resisting the “old lady” title or fully embracing it!On this episode >> becoming the matriarchs >> mom wisdom >> auntie status__________Join the Ge
What We're Into | July 2025
Episode 184. Jayme and Beth are back sharing some of their favorite (and not so favorite) things. On this episode >> let it flow >> mini everything >> I'm not a werdo__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarIns
Infomercials Made Us Do It
Episode 183. Jayme and Beth are diving headfirst into the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) wellness trends of their past. From sweating it out with Buns of Steel to trying to live on lemon juice and maple syrup, they’re revisiting all the weird stuff they’ve done in the name of “health.”On this episode >> apple cider vinegar >> sweatin' to the oldies >> can I get
Are We Karens or Just in Perimenopause?
Episode 182. Jayme and Beth are in full gripe-mode this week, unpacking the weird tension between advocating for yourself and being labeled a Karen. From Ring cameras invading doorways to decaf drama at the coffee shop, they ask: when does speaking up become “too much”?On this episode >> microwave drama >> library entitlement >> side eye__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Co
Summer Essentials for Ladies Over 35
Episode 181. Jayme and Beth dive into their summer must-haves! From fans to drinks to friends with pools, they cover everything that makes the summer season enjoyable (and bearable) at their not old but not young age!On this episode >> cracked heels >> portable coolers >> linen clothingMentions:Woozoo FanThe Dovetail Joint - Richland, WaBirkenstock Waterproof SandalsNinja CreamiN
Flashback: 2002
Episode 180. Jayme and Beth take a nostalgic trip back to the year 2002! In this episode, they reminisce about the pop culture moments, heartthrobs, and unforgettable movies that defined their early twenties!On this episode >> reindeer games >> secret lives in Saskatchewan >> internet lurkersMentions:A Thousand Miles - Vanessa CarltonFirefly (2002)A Walk to Remember Ho
What We're Into | June 2025
Episode 179. It's officially summer! The sun is out, the drinks are poured, and we’re sharing our favorite June finds! From Beth’s new obsession with a creamy keyboard to Jayme’s press on nail obsession, we have tons of great recommendations for you!On this episode >> holiday vibes >> all the fruit >> Trader Joe’s runs Mentions:Canon Ivy PrinterGood Molecules Yuzu Blemish Ge
Summer Vibes
Episode 178. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delectable summer vibes! From nostalgic movies to the perfect summer soundtrack, they explore all the things that make summer feel like summer, regardless of the heat. Plus, they share their love for summer treats like watermelon, frozen yogurt, and the must-have experience of farmers markets. You’ll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even get inspired
Cringe Purge vol. 13
Episode 177. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> flu face >> sexy snacks >> dirty phones__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhal
What in the Perimenopause
Episode 176. This week our mid-40s show up loud, proud, and slightly sweaty! Yes, we’re diving deep into the wild, weird, and honestly rude changes that sneak up on you as you inch toward menopause—like surprise chin hairs, the sudden need for reading glasses, and why we’re now hoarding Tums like they’re currency. But don’t worry—we wrap it up with a grateful list that might make you cry a little
Flashback: 1989
Episode 175. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1989, a year that shaped their childhoods in unforgettable ways. Join them as they discuss the cultural phenomena of the time, including the rise of the Garbage Pail Kids, the debut of classic TV shows like Quantum Leap and Saved by the Bell, and the major events that made headlines, such as the fall of the Berlin Wall. Whe
What We're Into | May 2025
Episode 174. Beth and Jayme are back with their latest round of tiny obsessions, impulsive purchases, and delightfully weird routines that are getting them through the month. From nail glue that won’t quit to mummy bags at the soccer field, we’re covering all the things that are bringing us joy (and mild chaos) lately.Jayme swears by a new lash serum, discovers the thrill of DIY upholstery, and ma
Our Vocab Is Giving......Millennial
Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each generation.On this episode >> Italian brain r
Are We Becoming Our Mothers?
Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly).There’s laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and lots of “oh no, I&n
Just a Little Judgy
Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we all do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for gentle side-eye.If you’ve ever silently cr
We Can't Be Bothered
Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply cannot be bothered with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances.If you've ever muttered “I just can’t” while wearing fuzz
Are you a Girl's Girl?
Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can transform our relationships and enrich our lives.On t
Things We Love | April 2025
Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adults right now. Come for the product chatter, stay
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