What's News With You
Comedians Josh Johnson and Ashley Gavin host a show that covers personal news, obscure headlines, and listener-submitted stories about their communities. The podcast invites listeners to call in with weird happenings in their towns, schools, and friend groups, which the hosts react to. It's a humorous take on news that doesn't make the mainstream headlines.
Episodes
Kash Patel Parties Too Hard, Axe Attacks on the Rise, & Grifters In-Training | WNWY #83
The director of the FBI is getting a bit too wet n’ wild out there, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on right wing grifters, the Liberty winning, playing it straight, and Kash Patel. YOU, our listeners, update us on a brutal axe attack in your home down south.FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: Tour Dates
FUMI ABE — The Manosphere Invades Iran, Kids Beat Their Dads, & The N-Word Pass is Real | WNWY #82
The US Military is being destroyed from the inside by “Alpha Males,” and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Fumi Abe, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting the n-word pass, DoorDash conspiracies, sandwich artistry, and Hegseth forcing soldiers to take testosterone. YOU, our listeners, update us on your child ch
Josh Attends a BDSM Convention, Nurses Are Suffering, & Ashley is Fumbling | WNWY #81
Josh Johnson has started exploring some freaky stuff, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Montreal Fetish Weekend, porn addiction, gay stereotypes, and social faux pas. YOU, our listeners, update us on a villainous patient torturing you and all the other nurses in the hospital.FOLLOW ASHLEY
You’re Idolizing an Art Thief, Hormones Should Be Boofed, & Burns Are Better With Milk | WNWY #80
Picasso has been praised for far too long, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on mailing list errors, sudden stomach pains, and whether or not Picasso is actually a good artist. YOU, our listeners, update us on treating nerves by letting your nerves die and boofing hormones with your mom. 
Women HATE Women’s Sports, Dogs Are Deaf, & This Hat WILL Get You Laid | WNWY #79
Incredible female athletes are plagued by fake fans, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! We discuss research on who has the best sex, bang lists, women’s sports, and your phone dying. YOU, our listeners, update us on a magical hat that has the power to get anyone laid and nameless deaf dogs wandering into your homeFOLL
ICE Became Supervillains, Billionaires Became Pirates, & Police Pepper Spray Kids | WNWY #78
ICE has decided to use the same tactics as Doctor Doom, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on sociopathy & poisoning your spouse. We rapidly report on Mark Zuckerberg ignoring drowned sailors, ICE adopting electric gloves, and the Boebert family being awful. YOU, our listeners, update us Poli
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — The Origins of Evil Explained & Strippers Need a Raise | WNWY #77
The nature of good vs. evil has been revealed, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on powerful kegels, the fake dong epidemic, open mic insanity, and the nature of good vs. evil. YOU, our listeners, update us on your unbelievably embarrassing trip to the strip club.FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: T
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — A Serial Arsonist Brags About Their Crimes on Our Hotline | WNWY #76
A serial arsonist is likely taunting all of us on our news hotline, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on a new podcast set, speed-puzzling, and working out like One Punch Man. YOU, our listeners, update us on an unexplained series of porta-potty fires being set across the Netherlands and finding
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — U.S. Munitions EXPLODING in Michigan & Mustard is Medicine | WNWY #75
Our weapons stockpiles are literally blowing up in our own country, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on French-Canadians, DNA theft, and internet restaurant reviews. YOU, our listeners, update us on ammo sheds exploding around your new neighborhood and mustard healing all woundsFOLLOW ASHLEY GA
BAILEY POPE — The Cyclospora Outbreak is Getting Scary & Cops are Deadlier Than Malaria | WNWY #74
The diarrhea lettuce disease is attacking everywhere, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Bailey Pope, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on Cyclospora, food-poisoning affecting your performance, punk rock positivity, and for-profit prisons. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting arrested and harassed by the cops bec
SAM MORRISON — Ashley Gets Hurt for Her “Jokes,” REAL Infinite Money Glitch, & Lunch Pail | WNWY #73
The awful things Ashley says have finally caught up with her, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sam Morrison, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on the zoo, ADHD, Call of Duty, infinite money glitches, Just For Laughs, and lunch buckets. YOU, our listeners, try to update us on news — but our news team is unfortunately bad at time
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Gov’t Passport Fraud EXPOSED & Beholding the Burning Bush | WNWY #72
It's bad timing if you need a passport now, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on potential passport fraud, travel, pet peeves, internet arguments, and destroying your “data center.” YOU, our listeners, update us on beholding a burning bush, and we AREN’T talking about the biblical kind…FOLLOW AS
JEN DAVIS — Manosphere Streamers Take Big L’s, Cheerleaders Unionize, & Gym At Nite | WNWY #71
Awful right-wing streamers are finally getting some comeuppance, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jen Davis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on kalimba, weird YouTube videos, getting fired, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, and manosphere streamers. YOU, our listeners, update us on fascists invading your local mov
ALI SIDDIQ, HANNAH GADSBY, & MORE — Vigilantes on the Loose, Hell Hotels, & Other Bonus! | WNWY #70
Join our Patreon for more uncut moments like these: https://www.patreon.com/c/WNWYInsane vigilantes have started patrolling the streets of America, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! This week we are doing something different and opening up our Patreon to the public: if you aren’t a patron, these are moments fro
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Frolf BEATS The World Cup & Dung Showers | WNWY #69
FIFA is about to lose to a major sports competitor, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Frisbee golf, struggle meals, and wedding speeches. YOU, our listeners, update us on your cat VIOLATING all conventions of personal space and decency.FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: Tour Dates & Newsletter:
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — You’ll Never Vacation Again & Women Be Stabbin’ | WNWY #68
Americans aren’t taking vacations anymore, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on national parks, taking vacation, wearing your significant other’s skin. YOU, our listeners, update us on men making aggressive condom purchases and getting your family’s ashes in the form of a tasty meal.FOLLOW AS
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — SHOCKING Kids Hospital Scandal & Camera Rolls Revealed | WNWY #67
The rich are being unfathomably evil in Washington, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the WEIRD things in their camera roll: rubber bands, water bottles, planes, and pigeons. YOU, our listeners, update us on a shocking scandal in Seattle where rich elites are trying to prevent dying kids f
LIZZY CASSIDY — NY Knicks Resort to Witchcraft, PETA is Watching, & Blackout Calls | WNWY #66
Witches are casting spells to change the outcome of the NBA Finals, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Lizzy Cassidy, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on interior design, traumatized pets, manifesting, and BlackRock. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting robbed during a funeral and getting so blackout drunk th
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Trump Won’t Survive Stairs, War of Art, & Toilet Trouble | WNWY #65
WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733 Staircases may be the only thing that can take out Trump, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on stairs, personal growth, artistic intent, and the inaugural
ALI SIDDIQ — Billionaires Lie About Taxes, Trump Assassins are Fake, and Squirrel Warfare | WNWY #64
WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733 Oligarchs want you to suffer so they can save a few bucks, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ali Siddiq, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on taxes, the billionaires evading th
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Modern Dating is Awful & Free Healthcare Makes You Sing | WNWY #63
WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” this FRIDAY, 5/22, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733 Dating in the world today has become a total mess, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on filming a new special, bungee jumping, breakfast, foo
DAN SODER — Endless Epstein Coverups, How to Fight Landlords, & Mass Graves in Michigan | WNWY #62
The Epstein Class is trying to save its own skin, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dan Soder, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the media, drug commercials, rent strikes, show business, and how everyone is in the Epstein Files. YOU, our listeners, update us on the mysterious smell of dead bodies in your town and the boots-
PREACHER LAWSON — The Dummy Democracy, a Miss Universe Hoax, & Amish Turkey Scams | WNWY #61
American society is trapped in a cycle of stupidity, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Preacher Lawson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Miss Universe, Steve Harvey, improving at chess, figuring it out, and stupid-people politics. YOU, our listeners, update us on Amish people running turkey sex-change scams i
DERRICK STROUP — The TSA is Extorting You, Addicts in Chicago, & Alex Got Replaced | WNWY #60
The government is openly scamming us in airports, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Derrick Stroup, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bangin’, angry voices, replacing Alex, the TSA, and new houses. YOU, our listeners, update us on your kindness getting hijacked for illicit drug usage in Chicago.FOLLOW DERRICK
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — The FBI is Burning Evidence & Corruption is Everywhere | WNWY #59
The current FBI keeps making HUGE mistakes, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on social media bots, the rage bait economy, corruption across the US, and asking for wieners on Craigslist. YOU, our listeners, update us on the FBI burning dangerous amounts of illegal meth in Wyoming and survivin
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — The NYC Subway is in Crisis & Religion is Being Exploited | WNWY #58
Riding the NYC subway has become an actual threat, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us riding the NYC subway and the myriad of psychopaths and genitals you are forced to endure while doing so. YOU, our listeners, update us on claiming the cat in the divorce and a group exploiting their status a
EJ MARCUS — Palantir Funds Top Podcasts, Dementia At 38, & Ban Buzzballs | WNWY #57
Demonic corporations are putting money behind your favorite shows, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor EJ Marcus, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on overdressing, early onset dementia, painting your walls, and taking money from Palantir. YOU, our listeners, update us on a Chicago man lost in Buzzballs and a toxic
MORGAN JAY — Stealing From Work is Good, Bumble Got Bad, & Gay Sheep | WNWY #56
Workers are giving “five-finger discounts” in this economy, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Morgan Jay, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the housing market, strange jobs, stealing from work, and meeting Mr. Rubik himself. YOU, our listeners, update us on NIGHTMARE Bumble dates and farms in Germany that are
YANNIS PAPPAS — Vegan Propaganda Has Won, Karen Goes Crazy, and Crowd Work at Church | WNWY #55
Vegan indoctrination has finally reached our news room, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Yannis Pappas, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on pets being vicious, vegetarianism, the best race for wedding bands, and crowd work at church. YOU, our listeners, update us on your neighbor's attempts to control parking b
CONNOR WOOD / JOSH JOHNSON — Doordash Harms Schools & Your Clothes Are Haunted | WNWY #54
Doordash is getting BANNED by schools across America, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Connor Wood, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on being born on 9/11, being a peasant in Kentucky, playing music out loud, and titanic tragedies. YOU, our listeners, update us on purchasing a haunted wrestling mask that brings
IAN LARA — Boulders of Mass Destruction, Preparing for Nukes, & AI Monkeys | WNWY #53
Boulders have become a serious issue in this country, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ian Lara, and YOU — we are covering it! Our news team updates us on pet insurance, employing the gays, nuclear war, and missing Josh. YOU, our listeners, update us on “Bob the Boulder” wreaking havoc across the country and escaped monkeys using AI to cover thei
NATALY AUKAR — Healthcare Now Has ‘Black Friday’ Deals & US Prisons Got Even Worse | WNWY #52
Americans can now only afford their life-saving healthcare when it’s on sale, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nataly Aukar, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on blizzard accidents, the ick, MRIs, and how you can only afford them in a two-for-one-deal. YOU, our listeners, update us on massive fights in prison ge
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Looksmaxxing is Eugenics & Brain Surgery is Now Vacation | WNWY #51
A new internet trend has taken hold of idiot men, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on blizzard cuddles, internet slang, looksmaxxing, and the loneliness epidemic. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting brain surgery in order to get some time off work and your neighbor painting your curb re
HANNAH GADSBY — The Alt-Right is Eating Itself, Trump v. Bad Bunny, & Grief Pickling | WNWY #50
Far right influencers are turning on each other, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Hannah Gadsby, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on alt-right trolls, the Superbowl, the Olympics, and being in charge. YOU, our listeners, update us on a man being persecuted for his pickles and getting signs beyond the grave from
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — State Violence For Vibrators, Red Bull Chess, & Gamer Warz | WNWY #49
American police are killing in the name of adult toys, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on gamers getting mad, Red Bull sports, learning chess, and starting new things. YOU, our listeners, update us on the highest crime: a grimy ex stealing your vibratorFOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: Tour Dates &
DEWAYNE PERKINS — Landlords vs Satan, Terrifying Turtles, & Accidental Ketosis | WNWY #48
Landlords are playing with demonic forces, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dewayne Perkins, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on accidentally entering ketosis, bombing for billionaires, and watching “The Traitors.” YOU, our listeners, update us on turtles trying to kill you and landlords engaging in a war with
LESLIE LIAO — Crystals Have Gone Too Far, Hot Dog Weddings, & Apples Lookin’ Juicy | WNWY #47
Healing gemstones have taken a freaky turn, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Leslie Liao, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on height restrictions at the grocery store, unfiltered apple juice, and the new trend of barbecue weddings. YOU, our listeners, update us on preventing stress by shoving crystals into your
ROSEBUD BAKER — Pee-Obsessed Cult Gets Raided, Possessed Children, & Kidnapped Cats | WNWY #46
A disgusting cult compound was just raided in New Orleans, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Rosebud Baker, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on waking up early, stealing cats, demon children, and inspirational quotes. YOU, our listeners, update us on a compound in New Orleans that might be a cult but is DEFINITE
ZOLTAN KASZAS — Nudes Killed my Dad, Hallmark BANKRUPT, and Critters Get Crunk | WNWY #45
Your father just passed away in the craziest way possible, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Zoltan Kaszas, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on homemade lotion, discounts at Hallmark, girls trip, and interruptions. YOU, our listeners, update us on raccoons binge-drinking over the holidays and your nude photos po
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — JD Vance is Busted, Toilet Rats, & Stolen Stetsons | WNWY #44
The current White House is making unfathomable moves, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on January 6th, embarrassing politics, dead cats, developing lactose intolerance, & black vs. lesbian mortality. YOU, our listeners, update us on rats invading your toilets in Seattle and Stetson hats
SHERIA MATTIS — Diddy Doc Shock, Granny Beats Robber, & Army Rations for Dinner | WNWY #43
Revelations about Sean Combs in the new Netflix documentary are SHOCKING, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sheria Mattis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on supermodels, grandma dying, little penguins, and the new P Diddy documentary. YOU, our listeners, update us on your previous call-in resulting in a mental health check
WNWY Holiday Bonus — Best UNCUT Moments (w/ Hank Green, Gianmarco Soresi, Dulcé Sloan, & MORE)
To celebrate both the holidays and YOU, our listeners and reporters in the field, enjoy this special bonus: highlights from the UNCUT versions of some of your favorite episodes! If you haven’t been subscribed to our Patreon, these are hilarious moments you have NEVER heard before!Like what you hear? Get EVEN MORE BONUS by supporting WNWY on Patreon:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/WNWYInstagram:
CAITLIN PELUFFO — Taylor Swift Conspiracies Are REAL, Firemen Sell Drugs, & No Knucks | WNWY #42
The TRUTH about Taylor Swift has finally been revealed, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Caitlin Peluffo, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on your ex stealing your cat, banging firefighters, conspiracy theories, and your art leading the faithful into temptation. YOU, our listeners, update us on firefighters in your hometown
ALI KOLBERT — American Literacy in Crisis, Iguana Rain, & Whackin’ at Work | WNWY #41
Americans have officially become stupid, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, guest anchor Ali Kolbert, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on BBQ food, declining intelligence in the USA, faith, religion, and performing for bats. YOU, our listeners, update us on iguanas literally raining from the sky in Florida & getting in trouble at work
JR DE GUZMAN — AI Is Trying To Be Human, Granny Got a Tattoo, & Surf’s Up | WNWY #40
Artificial intelligence may already be walking among us, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor JR De Guzman, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on surfing, hitting kids, trying to get healthy with sea moss gel, and why it isn't working because Josh is probably a machine. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting secret
JOSH JOHNSON & ASHLEY GAVIN — Planes Got Risky, Pets Can Finally Talk, & Switching Races | WNWY #39
There is a GUARANTEED way to make your flight a MASSIVE risk, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on sick cats, birthday parties for your dog, teaching pets how to talk, and the opportunities presented by switching your race. YOU, our listeners, update us on procrastination causing the scariest
NORE DAVIS — Congress is CRASHING OUT, Bombing at College, & Pony Farm Freaks | WNWY #38
U.S. Senators are absolutely crashing out behind the scenes, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nore Davis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bombing at college stand up shows, following inspiring acts with jokes, insane voice memos, and aggressive senators in congress. YOU, our listeners, update us on insane d
JAY JURDEN — Elderly Serial Killer on the Loose, Luxury Hotel Theft, & Bodybuilder Blues | WNWY #37
A psychotic grandma in Sweden needs to get locked up IMMEDIATELY, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jay Jurden, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting insane hotels with points, running in black churches, bodybuilding, and dogs becoming "fat little men." YOU, our listeners, update us elderly women tryi
DULCÉ SLOAN — Andrew Cuomo’s Downfall, Grand Theft Flowers, & MMA Is Too Zesty | WNWY #36
Allegations against Cuomo took everything down, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dulcé Sloan, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on arts & crafts, EMTs hating feet, broke dick giving babies, & MMA being a bit too gay. YOU, our listeners, update us on committing grand theft flowers, flamingo migration fact
NATE JACKSON — Sabotage at Best Buy, Barbie Gets a DUI, & Girthy Firetrucks | WNWY #35
Shady people are trying to bankrupt Best Buy, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nate Jackson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on vivid dreams, working with Vince Vaughn, starting a clothing line, and corporate saboteurs at Best Buy. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting a DUI while driving a toy Barbie jeep
JENNY ZIGRINO — Cruise Ships Burn Witches, Cops Ignore Crime, & Frogs In Your Plumbing | WNWY #34
Literal witch hunts are happening on cruise ships, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jenny Zigrino, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting fired from a cruise line for performing witchcraft, getting bopped by the cops, and the power of illusions. YOU, our listeners, update us on frogs sneaking into your toi
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Hummingbird Fight Ring EXPOSED, Big Closets, & Paella Pain | WNWY #33
People are betting on underground hummingbird battles, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting new clothes, reliving college glory days, life in the closet, and eating too much paella. YOU, our listeners, update us on massive hummingbird fights breaking out in your backyard, and even bet
JOSH JOHNSON / ASHLEY GAVIN — Elon Musk Fans Heckle Josh, Dog Whistles, & Window Poops | WNWY #32
Right-wing weirdos are weaseling their way into comedy shows, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bodies breaking down, male legs being gross, & hecklers flashing white supremacist dog whistles. YOU, our listeners, update us on drama in your apartment complex surrounding a potential wind
HANK GREEN — The Rapture is BACK, Ohio’s Still Bad, & Bones is Rocks? | WNWY #31
The Rapture has been predicted AGAIN, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Hank Green, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the 2025 Rapture, cat dialysis, boomers flipping, & cell reconstruction. YOU, our listeners, update us on regular shootings at your local Ohio chicken shop and your pet dog potentially bein
GIANMARCO SORESI — Ohio Has Meth Raccoons, Dog Adoption Difficult, and Bible Man Lives | WNWY #30
Ohio is getting BUCK WILD, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, guest anchor Gianmarco Soresi, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us family text chain drama, pet adoption systems being broken, and the bible being a boring read. YOU, our listeners, update us on meth-addicted raccoons getting arrested in Ohio (of course).FOLLOW GIANMARCO SORESI:Wat
ROY WOOD JR. — UFC Wants Car Fights, Soul Train’s Secret History, & Rat Wars | WNWY #29
A new sport has professionals fighting in cars, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, Josh Johnson, guest anchor Roy Wood Jr., and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Soul Train’s origins, painting your house, becoming a weeaboo, and competitive car fighting. YOU, our listeners, update us on waging total war on an unholy demon rat. We investigate
This CEO Mugs a Kid, Canada Threatens The USA, and God Help Franklin | WNWY #28 w/ Yedoye Travis
Executives & Karens are being villains in broad daylight, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, Josh Johnson, guest anchor Yedoye Travis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Canadians booing America, Bill Maher interviewing demons, dominating pickup soccer, and Space Jam. YOU, our listeners, update us on embracing misandry and finding the
ICE Takes HUGE Loss in Court, Delta Orgy Coverup & Josh Became a Girl | WNWY #27 w/ Sheria Mattis
ICE just lost big time in the courts, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sheria Mattis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Zohran Mamdani, calling your grandma, mental patients escaping your building, and fishing stores getting gentrified. YOU, our listeners, update us on potential orgy coverups on Delta Airlines and your new
Trump’s Health is Collapsing, Starbucks Owns Slaves, & Plant Daddies | WNWY #26 w/ Malik Elassal
Trump’s body is actively falling apart, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Malik Elassal, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on seeing broken bodies on your fans and your president, art getting commodified, and moving to fascist America. YOU, our listeners, update us on dating a red-flag plant daddy and your local
Viral Pancake Dance Divides USA, Eternal Hot Flashes, & Bill Has Retired | WNWY #25 w/ Erin Jackson
IHOP dances on TikTok have sparked a culture war, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Erin Jackson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on holding grudges over pancakes, potential threesomes, fat rats, and getting hot flashes on stage. YOU, our listeners, update us on meeting a drunkard that used to steal money from
ChatGPT Being Fueled by Sewage, HOA Feuds, & Election Catfights | WNWY #24 w/ John Kennedy
AI is reportedly being cooled by toilet water, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor John Kennedy, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting gifted baked goods, parents visiting, the intense energy usage of AI, and being crowned as king. YOU, our listeners, update us on waging war on your local HOA and a LITERAL c
Destroying The Daily Show, 3D Printing Guns, & Cleaning Graves for Fun | WNWY #23 w/ Joe List
Josh crushed it as host on The Daily Show, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Joe List, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on severe negative self talk, bad bike rentals, getting a 3D printer, and hosting The Daily Show for the first time. YOU, our listeners, update us on being visited by the spirits while cleaning
Tesla Bankrupts Mexico, Seattle Bans Gay Art, and Josh is Hatecrimed | WNWY #22 w/ Randall Otis
Elon Musk just wasted billions of Mexico’s dollars, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Randall Otis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on combating ghosts, starting anti-depressants, getting swerved, being hatecrimed by your own people. YOU, our listeners, update us on the culture war surrounding a rat mural in Se
Ezra Klein is Grifting, Brawls at Pride, & Crashouts at the Cookout | WNWY #21 w/ Sheria Mattis
Democrats are pushing some shady policies, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sheria Mattis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on white-on-white racism, toxic gays, drugs in Philadelphia, Ezra Klein’s “Abundance,” and getting banned from the cookout. YOU, our listeners, update us on counter-Pride parades in South
North Korea Targets Gays, Guy Fieri is Fake, & Heavy Metal Saves America | WNWY #20 w/ Tommy Brennan
North Korea has an outrageous new scheme, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Tommy Brennan, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on journaling, humans coughing like cats, Guy Fieri, and new propaganda to get gay people into North Korean water parks. YOU, our listeners, update us on two mysterious individuals apprehen
They’re Eating the Pets in Maryland (Not Ohio) & Serbians For Sale | WNWY #19 w/ Alex Dragicevich
They’re ACTUALLY eating the pets in Maryland, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Alex Dragicevich, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on China dunking on the U.S., getting pooped on by birds, the loneliness of money, and the power of the Serbian connection. YOU, our listeners, update us on having to cut off contact
Rubik’s Cube Races End Our Friendship, Bush Jr. Gets Zesty, & Birds Cry | WNWY #18 w/ David Litt
The world’s biggest Rubik’s Cube race is taking place, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor David Litt, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on releasing a new book, flirting with George W. Bush Jr., forcibly uninstalling video games, and buying an unfathomable amount of Rubik’s Cubes. YOU, our listeners, update us on
Billionaires Try Crack, Whites Hoard Poop, and Wisconsin’s Too Drunk | WNWY #17 w/ Eagle Witt
American elites are behaving like crackheads, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Eagle Witt, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on alligator poop, getting waves, and corporations at Pride parades. YOU, our listeners, update us on marijuana removing your arms and Wisconsinites getting cartoonishly drunk.FOLLOW EAGLE
White People’s Hair is Infuriating & Dolphins Might Be Human Ancestors | WNWY #16 w/ Emily Wilson
White hair is defying all logic and decency, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Emily Wilson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on treadmills murdering people, desperately needing a haircut, and making choices despite everyone telling you not to. YOU, our listeners, update us moon-walking strangers seeking violenc
Ohio Got WORSE, Rats Got High, and Hot Girls Stop a Mass Shooting | WNWY #15 w/ Ali Kolbert
Ohio is getting EVEN WORSE to live in, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ali Kolbert, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on terrorizing dog parks, getting the splits, finding the Lord, and your smoke-show sister stopping a mass shooting with her hotness. YOU, our listeners, update us on Houston police having their
New Chinese Robots Should Scare You, Bandits in Buffalo, & Scooby Doo Arrested | WNWY #14
Robotics are developing at a terrifying pace, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Chimp Crazy, herbs flavored by gang-violence, and getting too much sauce. YOU, our listeners, update us on Scooby Doo characters getting arrested IRL and the tale of the Buffalo Pothole Bandit. Josh investigate
The NEXT Unabomber Calls In & Police Brutality Stopped by Swan | WNWY #13 w/ Nimesh Patel
Anti-government actors are trying to spread their message, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nimesh Patel, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on desk treadmills, drunken flips, and the Patel-Paradigm. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting sued for $5,000,000 dollars and being targeted by social media platforms
Cookies Inspire a Korean Coup & Penile Fashion is Trending | WNWY #12 w/ Maddie Wiener
Baked goods have caused an unlawful seizure of power, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Maddie Wiener, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bad service at urgent care centers, getting all your news from Wikipedia, and penile fashion being on the rise. YOU, our listeners, update us on pigeons dive-bombing your hom
Terrorists Attack Trump Property & A Mountain Changes Gender | WNWY #11 w/ Jourdain Fisher
The fire rises in America, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jourdain Fisher, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on cats choosing violence, bizarre rural businesses, new washing machines, and taking revenge. YOU, our listeners, update us on Trump lawns being set on fire and mountains literally identifying as human
Climate Research is Officially Over & Doppelgangers Attack | WNWY #10 w/ Jake Cornell
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jake Cornell, and YOU — we weather some bad weather! The news team updates us on foreign lock technology, rabid cat attacks, and gay vacation destinations. YOU, our listeners, update us on how you are Josh’s doppelganger and may portend a dark omen. Josh investigates snow smelling strange in
Our Listeners Host ‘Diddy Parties’ & Trains Are Very Bad | WNWY #9 w/ Yvette Segan
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Yvette Segan, and YOU — things get freaky! The news team updates us on being attacked by stationary doors, making new friends, and dating pornstars. YOU, our listeners, update us on underground BDSM sex parties getting exposed in the suburbs. Ashley and Josh give a joint report on a man who
Josh Takes the Red Pill and Flashers in Chipotle | WNWY #8 w/ Hannah Berner
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Hannah Berner, and YOU — men are coming under fire. The news team updates us on sloppy wedding speeches, an influx of eye problems, and the Red Pill attracting young men after being bullied for their delicate hands. YOU, our listeners, update us on freaks flashing people at Chipotle and the
Goats Attack, Greeks are Whack, and Drama at SNL | WNWY #7 w/ Lucas Zelnick
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Lucas Zelnick, and YOU — nature isn’t healing; it’s HURTING. The news team updates us on bad posture, gym injuries, and getting hit on by superstars at SNL. YOU, our listeners, update us on Water Goats attacking people and grief parrots. Josh investigates hug time limits in New Zealand. Ashl
North Korea About to Collapse, New Pandemic on the Rise | WNWY #6 w/ Sam Morrison
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sam Morrison, and YOU — collapse is on the horizon. The news team updates us on the men’s bathroom, sleeping on planes, and shower sex. YOU, our listeners, update us on being gaslit by your roommate and STD diagnoses from strangers. Josh investigates monkeys escaping research labs. Ashley ra
RFK Jr. Poisons Everyone and Your Pants are Faulty | WNWY #5 (feat. Gianmarco Soresi)
On today’s episode of What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, special guest Gianmarco Soresi, and YOU — things get philosophical! The news team updates us on catcalling catcallers, ripped pants, and intermittent fasting. YOU, our listeners, update us on missing veterans getting reunited with their family. Josh investigates the elderly taking honors Latin. Ashley ra
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