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Keep Your Eyes Open

Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico 494 Episodes Oct 6, 2026

Three angry old guys and a chihuahua share their unfiltered opinions on life, politics, and current events. The podcast features candid conversations and humorous banter among the hosts. Each episode offers a unique perspective from the group's diverse viewpoints.

Episodes

Nicknames
Nicknames Oct 6, 2026 5933 What's the best nickname you've ever heard? Let us know! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Quicksand
Quicksand Sep 30, 2026 5777 I will die to quicksand now. For sure. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Carrot Bottom
Carrot Bottom Sep 22, 2026 6606 For real, we hope Carrot Top is ok and gets the help he needs. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Homophobia
Homophobia Sep 22, 2026 3125 The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better late than never! You'll get a double shot today! Well... i shot and a half, I guess. Apologies for the gap in programming. We hope this finds you well. Enjoy!
PM Dawn
PM Dawn Sep 8, 2026 6832 Pat joins the crew for the day! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Pre dator
Pre dator Sep 1, 2026 6791 I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;) Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
The Olive Garden
The Olive Garden Aug 25, 2026 7268 We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks
Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks Aug 18, 2026 6019 I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Four Hunnid!!!
Four Hunnid!!! Aug 11, 2026 6794 According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon quit weed, Kamar quit drinking, I had a kid. Lots of change over these 400 episodes. However, if you're reading this, you're still here! Which is all that matters. We love you all. We thank you
Flying Solo. Kinda.
Flying Solo. Kinda. Aug 5, 2026 4163 One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Jimothy
Jimothy Jul 28, 2026 6855 Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
Glizzy Talk
Glizzy Talk Jul 21, 2026 5031 We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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