
Trash Delivery
Three half smart guys in a Detroit basement
Episodes
#133 - Dwarf Discourse
We don't talk about Iran because this was recorded before that. Also damn why does the last ep have 1,600 listens? Might be time to start finally actually start doing weekly eps lol.
End Song - "This is a debt you can never repay" by Credit Card
#132 - Is There Tupperware in Toon World?
#132 - Is There Tupperware in Toon World? by Trash Delivery
#131 - What is Blackrock, Again?
Wow look an episode
#130 - Bernie, Oct 7th Please
#130 - Bernie, Oct 7th Please by Trash Delivery

#129 - Mickey Thinks You're Stupid
my bad if I've already described datura like three times before on this thing

#128 - New Thing I'm Gonna Say
#128 - New Thing I'm Gonna Say by Trash Delivery

#127 - Dream Big Again
we did it!

#126 - Playstation City
#126 - Playstation City by Trash Delivery

#125 Regular Ep w Kevin
kevin is on this one

#124 - People Shit Their Pants, Alright?
kevin's in the next one I swear

#123 - The Diogenes Defender
we're going to start trying to do this again

#122 - Cat Thief
your favorite basketball podcast is back

#121 - You're Not As Funny As I Am
this was recorded before oct 7th so that's why we don't talk about anything that's going on with all the shit that's going on

#120 - The Virtue of the Riddle
we get to the bottom of a lot of shit in this one

#119 - Deep State Drunk Tank 3: The Snyder Cut
Secret Dunk Tank Edition

#118 - Your Small Dicked Son
a classic ep where we talk to each other

#117 - Combination Family Dollar Dollar Tree
the audio is fucked up until 26:30 so feel free to skip until then if you don't mind missing Kevin say some wild shit about the Super Mario Bros Movie

#116 - Deep State Drunk Tank 2
nick and dustin talk into microphones om this episode

#115 - Stupid and Permanent
a new ep if you're into that kind of thing

#114 - The Plane Episode
we're back also the tom cruise podcast is out here's the soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/the-tom-cruise-podcast

#113 - Y'all Cancelled
you ride a bus and you have all your friends on there and it takes you to a different prison

#112 - Which Heinrich Was It?
no nick on this one

#111 - We're All Losing Here
scary one or at least it was to nick

#110 - Chads in Sheep's Clothing
the bullying episode

#109 - Dog Nutters
it's been trickle truthing out of kevin that he actually might be afraid of tom cruise so he still hasn't gotten around to watching Taps so we can show you we're not joking about the Tom pod but anyway here's a new ep

#108 - Horny in the Backyard
this episode brought to you by drake and josh on dvd

#107 - The Tom Cruise Podcast
we are not afraid of him

#106 - His Name is Thing
classic style ep

#104 - New Episode
this is a new episode please tell your friends about it

#103 - Actually Mad
nick and I fight in this one but then we figure it out as friends and he calls me handsome or actually maybe that was before the fight

#102 - Season Two
kevin does a separate second podcast in the background of this one you can only hear if you're insane level non-verbal high like he is for this whole episode

#101 - I RENENDER THIS
the episode you've all been waiting for (one where I drunk talk yell half the time and put nick's patience to the test with how much I can't follow a troy building code board of appeals meeting)

#100 - Could Be Me, Could Be You
recorded the day Putin invaded Ukraine but remarkably our takes still hold up due to our high intelligence levels

#99 - Jelking Off
seems like a bad title to me but you know it is when Kevin decrees one. anyway we got a a real live listener and now friend to join us in studio for this one; Adi of Greenhouse Gaslighting Pod but more importantly of being inside the Troy City Council room one time
Adi's Twitter: @FibonacciSniper
Greenhouse Gaslighting: @PodGreenhouse

#98 - It's Like, Good
we plan a trip to minnesota

#97 - Against The Evitable
recorded Jan 5th and we meant to talk about Jan 6th but forgot and just watched adult crawler videos

#96 - Mutual Aid For Nick
nick almost makes a viral post and then we talk about how the new matrix was bad

#95 - I'm Your Pod Boy
drunk by the end of this one and keep interrupting kevin. sorry kevin

#94 - Becoming Trapped in The Balloon
start ep at 27:43 to bypass the Jane interview if so inclined

#93 - Brain Dead Streamer Content
edit: the first upload of this was messed up but if you refresh your app or whatever it should be fixed
this episode is dedicated to rocco and all of the brave mujahideen fighters who still look forward and listen to this podcast despite it's constant disloyalty and betrayal at least as far as being regularly released is concerned

#92 - The God Damn Minorities
kevin made me make it this title

#91 - Low Effort Era
new ep

#90 - Talk About The Fence
havana syndrome comes to troy michigan

#89 - Fire Creating Art
"you may ask a fire why it is burning. it will reply by continuing to burn" - a man who achieved enlightenment after watching a Jane D film

#88 - A Result of Mewtwo's Actions
this episode is brought to you by dizzy headaches

#87 - Yelling at My Landlord
if you're my landlord don't listen to this ep

#86 - Sealed in the Chamber
"in these dreams I always win" - kevin marus

#85 - Nick Wants To Be a Cop
the part where we say the title got edited out but I kept it because it's true

#84 - When I Used To Have Girlfriends
please don't point out the time I said pneumonic when I meant pneumatic

#83 - Be The Bomb
new segments ahead so buckle up

#82 - A Fifth of Good Vibes
alt title “You'd Be Surprised How Many People Send Us Pubes”

#81 - Cherry Pie Guy
well I didn't spill a beer into the mixer this time

#80 - Anna's Into Koreans
if you saw me say that this is a messed up ep on twitter don't get your hopes up for anything kooky, the messed up part is just that I spill a beer into the mixer and abort the episode

#79 - The Hot New Boy
please visit r/trashdelivery.com to dispense your governor mandated pod feedback. and sorry about the AC sound I’ll fix it next ep.

#78 - Ope
sorry it's so reverby I'll fix it for the next ep
I edited out the part where we talked about what's happening in Palestine right now because it felt tone deaf to the gravity of the situation to have it lumped in with all of our usual bullshit but here's a link to where you can donate if you can - www.globalgiving.org/projects/icareaboutpeace/

#77 - The Second Gentleman
another episode of this podcast

#76 - Suck Down That Foam
reminder that all references to drugs in this episode are fictional improv elements representing the characters of dustin nick and kevin in the context of the Trash Delivery universe

#75 - An Aquarium of Piss
the title isn't the thing kevin said it should be but is something he said so hopefully he doesn't freak out on me too much

#74 - Don’t Cheeseburger Me
we talk about a bunch of stuff. sorry about the reverb, had to boost nick's audio for mic technique reasons

#73 - Endless White Boy Summer
"It's with complete and utter conviction that I am extremely straight" - Kevin, a brave man
here's the music video - https://youtu.be/5bdTkeP0jpE

#72 - The New GME
(it's nick's BAC)

#71 - Kids See Goats Sometimes
here it is

#70 - Tow Lives Matter
I think ultimately what will be retained from the “new format” attempt you can hear remnants of on this ep is that Nick and Kevin are gonna have some notes too from now on

#69 - Paczki Day
Embarassing drunken stories, a petty theft tell-all, and gossip about a left online personality?!? Now this is an ep!
edit: changed episode title

#68 - Dick On Your Poop
ultimately I decided against calling this ep "dick on your poop"
EDIT: after fan backlash I have submitted and renamed this episode from “CuckPillow” to “Dick On Your Poop”
#67 - "Hey, Nick Died"
he didn't really but you should still listen
to this episode just to make sure

#66 - A Problematic Alpha
kevin's last episode before going to jail
also full disclosure I stole my nancy pelosi impression from Jack Allison

#65 - Ben & Jerry's AdrenaCone
big future guest news tucked away at the end of this one if you can make it past the last segment where I get in the weeds about tankie shit
the links promised in the show:
1) - https://drapeau-rouge.tumblr.com/post/139328915664/introduction-in-1818-in-the-middle-of-the/amp?__twitter_impression=true
2) - https://redsails.org/why-marxism/

#64 - Pooh Bear All Over Again
we recorded this on monday so that's why we don't talk about georgia or the chuds storming the capitol
#63 - The Xi Spot
edit: It's uh, come to my attention that the xi pooh bear shit is being done for racist reasons which somehow soared over all three of our heads. Sorry, if we sound insensitive, we're actually mostly just dumb.

#62 - James Pokemon Big Yabbos
this is kind of the christmas episode

#61 - The Ass Workers Inside of My Ass
we had to record remotely due to covid exposure reasons so the show is bad again. right as it was about to get good, damn. also our discord recording bot cut out early

#60 - (feat. Mario & Luigi)
new ep just in time to keep you company for the holiday if like us you're supporting antifa's war on thanksgiving and rejecting your families today. also Mario and luigi are really on this episode no joke
#59 - We Belong Dead
we talk about election fraud, the wrong shakespeare guy, and catholicism, and also I had enough drinks to entertain kanye’s presidential prospects

#58 - Biden Style Communism
nothing like a nice steady rot

#57 - Back to Brunch (feat. Jack Allison)
Jack Allison joins us to talk about how the election went. Also I realized my phone that I duct taped to a cardboard box that we were using to Zoom with Jack had all my notes on it the moment after we started. Might've been for the best.

#56 - Don't Subscribe to The Patreon
kevin from trash delivery podcast does not want to fuck the haley joel osment robot and is not gay at all no homo find us on spotify apple podcasts and follow the twitter and don't subscribe to the patreon

#55 - Keep The Jizz In
a new ep to listen to
warning: dune spoilers again

#54 - Dunescrolling
Corners are back but they don't do us much good. A late night record where Nick and I start out already halfway through our half pints. Also Nick is a dune guy now.

#53 - Cucked & Sheepdogged
we talk Q, the debates, what the point of anything is, and also shakira. recorded before trump started dying
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