
Dumpsterpiece Theatre
Welcome to Dumpsterpiece Theatre, where cinematic trash becomes gold! Join us as we dive into the world of so-bad-they're-good movies, shows, and books. She's an enjoyer of guilty pleasures; he's a reluctant convert dragged into the dumpster. Together we dissect the cringiest and most baffling offerings from the bargain bin of entertainment. From vertically-filmed social media 'masterpieces' to direct-to-DVD disasters, we're here to watch it so you don't have to (but you probably will anyway). Tune in for laughs, groans, and insights as we turn cinematic trash into podcast treasure!
Episodes
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102 - Found a Homeless Billionaire Husband for Christmas [Reelshort]
Episode 102: Found a Homeless Billionaire Husband for ChristmasDumpsterpiece Theatre returns to the vertical-video content mines for round two of Reelshort, tackling Found a Homeless Billionaire Husband for Christmas - a title so committed to its bit that the film itself barely bothers with Christmas. Before diving into the "movie" (loosely defined, 70-some two-minute episodes, quote-unq
![101 - My Life with the Walter Boys S1E6-7 [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
101 - My Life with the Walter Boys S1E6-7 [Netflix]
Episode 101: My Life with the Walter Boys, S1 E6–7After a brief summer hiatus (blame the schedules, the camps, and the general chaos of not-back-to-school), Dumpsterpiece Theatre returns to Silver Falls for episodes six and seven of My Life with the Walter Boys - titled "Baggage" and "Small Town Rumors," which pretty much tells you everything except how bad the bonfire is going

100 - The Centennial
Episode 100: The CentennialAfter nearly three years and a genuinely alarming 1.1 terabytes of backed-up audio, Dumpsterpiece Theatre hits its 100th episode and celebrates the only responsible way: by refusing to watch a single new thing. Instead, Scott and Liz take a victory lap through episodes 51–100, ranking the best and worst of the bunch, hate-watching a reno show that should be under federal

099 - Horse Sense
Episode 99: Horse SenseWe saddle up for a 1999 Disney Channel offering starring Joey Lawrence and Andrew Lawrence - but, in a genuine travesty, not the third Lawrence brother, who is relegated to an uncredited cameo as a cowboy giving the stink-eye at an airport. Horse Sense follows Michael, a spoiled Beverly Hills college kid who's flunking class, gifting his trust-fund girlfriend Gina annive

098 - I'll Be Seeing You by Lurlene McDaniel
Episode 98: I'll Be Seeing You by Lurlene McDanielDumpsterpiece Theatre cracks open a 1996 Lurlene McDaniel paperback and finds exactly what you'd expect: overdramatic teenagers, medically detailed suffering, and one girl's heroic commitment to making everything worse for herself. I'll Be Seeing You follows 16-year-old Carley Mattea - hospitalized with an infected broken leg from a
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097 - My Life with the Walter Boys S1E4-5 [Netflix]
Episode 97: My Life with the Walter Boys (S1E4-5)We return to Silver Falls, Colorado for another hearty helping of Walter Boys, where seven teenage boys, one transplanted New York City girl, and approximately zero well-developed supporting characters continue to grind their way through a love triangle nobody asked for. Episode 4 is titled "Nineteen" (there's a reason, you'll figu

096 - Leaving Las Vegas
Episode 96: Leaving Las VegasDumpsterpiece Theatre takes a sharp detour from its usual diet of romantic comedy slop to tackle a genuinely good (and devastating) film. Nic Cage plays a Hollywood screenwriter who cashes in his severance check, packs a suitcase full of liquor bottles and heads to Vegas to drink himself to death. Elizabeth Shue is the escort who falls for him anyway. It's bleak. I
![095 - People We Meet on Vacation [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
095 - People We Meet on Vacation [Netflix]
Episode 95: People We Meet on VacationNetflix rolls another rom-com off the assembly line with People We Meet on Vacation, and this one checks so many formula boxes we're officially proposing trope bingo cards. You've got your opposites attract, your one-bed situation, your rain kiss, your declaration of love blocking traffic - the works. The anamorphic lenses make half the shots look like
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094 - My Life with the Walter Boys S1E2-3 [Netflix]
Episode 94: My Life with the Walter Boys - S1E2-3We're back in Silver Falls - population: one of every kind of person, apparently - for episodes two and three of My Life with the Walter Boys. The chaos of the pilot has not subsided. The character count has not decreased. The timeline still makes no sense. And somehow, nobody in this house has thought to split the bathroom schedule between two

093 - After Ever Happy (Film)
Episode 93: After Ever HappyWe're back in the After-verse with the fourth installment, "After Ever Happy" - a title that is grammatically, philosophically, and spiritually baffling. Picking up immediately after the bombshell revelation about Hardin's biological father, we watch our favorite rage-fueled protagonist do what he does best: set things on fire. Specifically, his mom

092 - Danielle Steel's "Star"
Episode 92: Danielle Steel's Star (1993)We're back in the Danielle Steel cinematic universe with "Star" - one word, one syllable, maximum trauma. Peak 90210 Jenny Garth plays Crystal Wyatt, a 16-year-old aspiring singer who catches the eye of Spencer Hill, a Vietnam vet who's also finished law school. Cue the jailbait math: if he went to Nam at 18, served, then completed unde
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091 - My Life with the Walter Boys S1E1 [Netflix]
Episode 91: My Life with the Walter Boys S1E1We're kicking off a new series, and it's Netflix's My Life with the Walter Boys - a chaos tornado of unexplained children, green screen car rides, and production choices that suggest the insurance company had some very strong opinions about open flames. Based on the 2012 YA novel (3.76 on Goodreads, so you know we're in for quality), thi

090 - Young Einstein
Episode 90: Young EinsteinG'day and Happy New Year! We're kicking off 2026 with Young Einstein, the 1988 Australian fever dream where Albert Einstein is reimagined as a Tasmanian apple farmer who invents the formula for putting bubbles in beer (E=mc²), discovers rock and roll by watching kids play hopscotch, steals Newton's laws, and invents surfing for good measure. This aggressively

089 - Christmas on the Alpaca Farm
Episode 89: Christmas on the Alpaca FarmJingle Balls, everyone! We're diving into Christmas on the Alpaca Farm, a beige Lifetime movie (well, Canadian Lifetime) that's so formulaic, we literally had AI recreate it - and the results were disturbingly accurate. Jessica is a New York fashion designer dubbed the "Christmas Sweater Queen" who sources her alpaca wool from a small hole-
![088 - My Oxford Year [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
088 - My Oxford Year [Netflix]
Episode 88: My Oxford YearWelcome back to Oxford (yes, again) where Netflix serves up another ambitious American woman whose carefully planned life gets derailed by British architecture and a charming TA. Sofia Carson plays Anna, a Cornell grad with a Goldman Sachs job she deferred - did we mention Goldman Sachs? Because the movie certainly does, repeatedly - to study Victorian poetry for a year.

087 - Home for the Holidays
Episode 87: Home for the HolidaysWelcome to Home for the Holidays, where Jodie Foster directs a 1995 Thanksgiving drama that raises conflicts and resolves... well, almost none of them. Holly Hunter mumbles her way through a holiday weekend with Robert Downey Jr. (in his heroin phase), Dylan McDermott, and Anne Bancroft (Mrs. Robinson herself). This is cinema that asks "what if nothing really
![086 - The Wrong Paris [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
086 - The Wrong Paris [Netflix]
Episode 86: The Wrong ParisWelcome to The Wrong Paris, where Miranda Cosgrove trades her metal welding torch for a reality dating show catastrophe, and Frances Fisher (Rose's disapproving mother from Titanic) finally gets the role she was born to play: Netflix rom-com grandmother. This is cinema, people.What You're Getting Into: Dawn (Miranda Cosgrove) is a hip country artist saving money
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085 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E7-8 [Prime]
Episode 85: The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E7-8 (Season Finale)We're finally closing out Season 2 of The Summer I Turned Pretty, and buckle up - these episodes are annoying in ways that even we didn't expect. Where's the action-packed finale energy? Buried under repetitive arguments and questionable parenting decisions, apparently.What You're Getting Into: Belly drunk-dials her mom after the house p
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084 - The Map That Leads to You [Prime]
Episode 84: The Map That Leads to YouWelcome to the beigiest movie we've ever covered, where nothing happens except a Hemingway novel, Victor's stolen cash, and KJ Apa sleeping in an overhead train bin. Join us as we follow Heather and Jack's European "find yourself" tour that's so surface-level it makes a puddle look deep.What You're Getting Into: After meeting on a
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083 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E5-6 [Prime]
Episode 83: The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E5-6We're still drowning in Cousins Beach drama where the Fisher boys discover that trust funds require actual lawyers (shocking!), teenagers commit light breaking and entering at a country club, and someone thought spray-painting a soon-to-be-sold beach house was peak party energy.What You're Getting Into: Aunt Julia pulls a speed-moving miracle an

082 - Danielle Steel's "Daddy"
Episode 82: Danielle Steel's "Daddy" (1991)We dive into the soapy melodrama of 1991's "Daddy," where Patrick Duffy graces VHS covers in questionable states of undress, timeshares are apparently the worst financial decision you can make, and mysterious housekeeper Agnes materializes whenever someone needs to ask if anybody's hungry.What You're Getting Into: Olive
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081 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E3-4 [Prime]
Episode 81: The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E3-4We're back at Cousins Beach where apparently nobody understands basic estate planning, Junior Mint plushies carry the weight of metaphorical significance, and Aunt Julia has access to the world's most efficient moving crew.What You're Getting Into: The beach house is up for sale because Susanna's half-sister Julia inherited it (somehow),

080 - Fire in the Sky
Episode 80: Fire in the Sky (1993)We've hit the big 8-0! To celebrate our octogenarian status in episode years, we're diving into alien abduction territory with DB Sweeney's post-ice skating career in Fire in the Sky. Based on the "true story" of Travis Walton's alleged five-day extraterrestrial vacation in 1975 Arizona.What You're Getting Into: A logging crew witness
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079 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S2E1-2 [Prime]
Episode 79: The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 2 Episodes 1-2We're back at Cousins Beach! Well, sort of. Join us as we dive into the messy aftermath of Season 1, where Belly's love triangle has officially imploded, Susanna has passed away, and everyone's dealing with grief in the most dramatic way possible.What You're Getting Into: Belly's grades have tanked, she's been demo

078 - The Holy Mountain
Join us for Episode 78 of Dumpsterpiece Theatre as we tackle 1973's "The Holy Mountain" - Alejandro Jodorowsky's fever dream masterpiece that makes Zardoz look like a Disney film. This is what happens when someone reads every philosophy book ever written, takes a lot of psychedelics, and decides to make a movie about it.What You're Getting Into:Scott drags Liz through two hou
![077 - Emily in Paris S2E8-10 [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
077 - Emily in Paris S2E8-10 [Netflix]
Join us for Episode 77 of Dumpsterpiece Theatre as we wrap up Emily in Paris Season 2 - where champagne sabering goes horribly wrong, pregnant bosses eat their way through every scene, and fashion shows at Versailles somehow involve twerking in fancy underwear.Key Moments:Camille's dad literally loses a fingertip while sabering champagne, spraying blood all over Emily's face in the most sl

076 - After We Fell (Film)
Join us for Episode 76 of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we fall back into the After universe with "After We Fell" - where a 38-minute drive counts as long distance, Bulgarian doctors deliver devastating medical news, and Hardin's tattoo collection looks like he lost a bet at a flash sheet convention.Key Moments:We document the Great Actor Swap of 2021 as literally two-thirds of the cast g

075 - Chalet Girl
Join us for Episode 75 of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we hit the slopes with "Chalet Girl" - where a fast-food worker becomes a snowboarding prodigy in just four months because apparently the transition from skateboard to switch rodeo 900s is "easy as pie."Key Moments:We dive deep into caviar economics after witnessing $900 tins of beluga caviar being casually purchased for chalet
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074 - Emily in Paris S2E6-7 [Netflix]
Join us for Episode 74 of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we boil over with Emily in Paris Season 2, Episodes 6 & 7 - where Emily's marketing genius strikes again and we somehow spiral into a dissertation on early 2000s indie music.Key Moments:We kick off the Emily hashtag good ideas counter with "it's like a purse you can ride" - her brilliant Vespa campaign tagline that definitely

073 - Love Across Time
Join us for Episode 73 of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we wade through the lukewarm waters of "Love Across Time," a time-traveling romance so bland it makes beige look vibrant.Key Moments:Scott and Liz immediately identify the film as "the beige of movies" - like a nondescript rental car that fails to leave any impressionWe explore the puzzling geography of Castle Eden (the real-li

072 - Eurotrip
Join us for Episode 72 of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we embark on an unexpectedly nostalgic journey through 2004's "Eurotrip," a raunch-com masterpiece that's somehow both terribly offensive and surprisingly clever.Key Moments:Liz reveals her deeply personal airport safety card ritual, including her search for the mysteriously misshapen United Airlines child illustrationScott confe
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071 - Emily in Paris S2E4-5 [Netflix]
Join us as we dive into Emily in Paris S2 episodes 4-5, where our protagonist's terrible French skills take center stage alongside a hilariously awkward love triangle. Watch Emily dramatically return Gabrielle's cast iron pan while completely overreacting to the entire situation, all while Camille gives her the coldest French shoulder imaginable.We detour into passionate debates about spar

070 - The Duel
We've emerged from our unplanned hiatus to tackle "The Duel" - where noodley-armed Dylan Sprouse and his Australian nemesis aim flintlock pistols at each other over a girl who can't decide which bro she wants!Key Moments:Patrick Warburton (aka Putty) narrates and stars in this gentlemanly festival of atonement with philosophical musings and a hipster mustacheA burning surfboard starts a feud that

069 - Surprised by Oxford
Join us for Episode 69 (nice!) of Dumpsterpiece Theater as we dive into "Surprised by Oxford," a pretentious journey through the hallowed halls of academia. Based on a true story, this faith-finding romantic drama follows Rose Reid as she perfects the art of pushing everyone away while simultaneously stalking her Christian crush.
Key Moments:
Our ice queen protagonist brings a suitcase
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068 - Emily in Paris S2E2-3 [Netflix]
We're back from our holiday break and diving into episodes 2 & 3 of Emily in Paris Season 2!
Join us as we follow Emily's misadventures in Saint-Tropez, from champagne-spraying shenanigans to an awkward run-in with Sylvie's mystery husband. Then things get messy back in Paris when Emily throws a birthday dinner party that ends with dramatic revelations, smashed champagne glasses, and a certai
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067 - Hot Frosty [Netflix]
Join us for a festive romp through Netflix's "Hot Frosty," where an anatomically correct snowman trades his icy existence for a shot at love! Watch as Lacey Chabert falls for a mysteriously shirtless stranger who can't handle hot pizza and has questionable credit card habits. Featuring Craig Robinson as an overzealous sheriff with a synthesizer, Joe Lo Truglio doling out dating advice, and a gaggl
![066 - When We First Met [Netflix]](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/38713907/38713907-1710087221420-2a3821c776fa2.jpg)
066 - When We First Met [Netflix]
When Adam Devine's Noah gets friend-zoned at the end of a perfect Halloween night in 2014, he discovers a magical photo booth that lets him go back in time to win the girl of his dreams. But as he cycles through increasingly questionable attempts to change his fate - including an ill-advised foray into frosted tips and leather pants - Noah learns that maybe the real soulmate was the photographer h
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065 - Emily in Paris S2E1 [Netflix]
This week, we're diving back into Emily in Paris Season 2 and our favorite American abroad is already up to her usual antics. In 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi,' Emily's juggling the aftermath of her steamy goodbye with Gabriel (who's not actually going anywhere), avoiding Camille's suspicious questions, and embarking on an ill-fated night train adventure with Mathieu.
Meanwhile, Mindy takes on an
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064 - Overboard [1987]
Join us as we dive into the 1987 romantic comedy 'Overboard' starring real-life couple Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. We explore this tale of mistaken identity and questionable ethics set in the Pacific Northwest, discussing everything from chainsaw art to fancy yacht living. We break down how the incredible chemistry between Russell and Hawn saved what could have been a problematic premise, debate

063 - The Prince and Me
In this episode of Dumpsterpiece Theatre, we dive into 2004's "The Prince and Me" - the tale of an uptight pre-med student and a Danish prince who meet cute at a college bar called The Rat.
Between scenes of questionably safe chemistry experiments, romantic meat-slicing tutorials, and the most awkward Shakespeare tutoring ever, Julia Stiles and Luke Mably show us that love can blossom even when o
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062 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E7 [Prime]
The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 1 Finale: Debutante Drama & Family Revelations
Join us as we wrap up our coverage of The Summer I Turned Pretty's first season! The debutante ball brings all our favorite characters together for an evening of formal wear fails, family drama, and questionable dance moves.
Episode Highlights:
Steven's adventures in borrowed formal wear: Are high-water pants be
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061 - First Daughter [2004]
In honor of Election Day, on this episode of Dumpsterpiece Theatre, we canvass our way into the 2004 romantic comedy "First Daughter" starring Katie Holmes and Mark Blucas. We explore this Forest Whitaker-directed film that follows the president's daughter trying to have a normal college experience - complete with secret service agents, campaign drama, and an undercover romance. We hilariously dis
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060 - Mother of the Bride [Netflix]
We dive into Netflix's "Mother of the Bride" (2024), starring Brooke Shields and Benjamin Bratt. This destination wedding rom-com follows Emma (Miranda Cosgrove) who surprises her mother Lana (Shields) with news of her engagement and upcoming wedding in Thailand - only to discover her fiancé's father is Lana's college ex who broke her heart decades ago.
We had a field day breaking down the film's
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059 - Hocus Pocus 2 [Disney]
Boo! It's spooky season, and on Dumpsterpiece Theater we're diving into 'Hocus Pocus 2'. Join us as we conjure up laughs and critiques about this long-awaited sequel. We'll discuss enchanted Roombas, retconned witch origins, and ponder where that $100 million budget went. Scott goes on a passionate rant about the film's production choices and underlying messages, while we debate whether this seque
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058 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E6 [Prime]
"The Summer I Turned Pretty" drama heats up as Belly juggles two brothers like a clumsy circus performer. Watch as she flip-flops between brooding Conrad and golden retriever Jeremiah faster than you can say "love triangle." Highlights include an epic charity volleyball tournament (because nothing says summer romance like spiking balls), awkward skinny dipping shenanigans, and the world's most ill

057 - Breaking the Ice
Buckle up, dumpster divers! This week we're plunging into the icy depths of "Breaking the Ice," a made-for-social-media hockey "sport romance" that's about as smooth as a Zamboni with square wheels. Join us as we dissect this vertically-filmed masterpiece, complete with:
Baffling plot twists and inexplicable $100,000 mall necklaces
Hockey players who look like they'd struggle in a peewee league

056 - No Hard Feelings
In this week's episode, we dive into the cinematic masterpiece 'No Hard Feelings,' where Jennifer Lawrence's character proves that the best way to save your house is by seducing a socially awkward teenager.
We break down the film's questionable premise, debate the ethics of helicopter parenting gone wild, and ponder how one makes $15,000 in a month through Uber driving (spoiler: you don't).
Join
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055 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E5 [Prime]
In this spicy episode of our Summer I Turned Pretty recap, we dive into Season 1, Episode 5: 'Summer Catch.' Highlights include:
The moms' wild day drinking adventure, complete with THC gummies and Long Island Iced Teas
Conrad's emotional rollercoaster, from smiley to broody in record time
Jeremiah's manipulative side emerges as he schemes to win Belly's affection
St

054 - Leprechaun 2
In this episode, we're diving dumpster-first into the "cinematic masterpiece" that is "Leprechaun 2". Join us as one half of this married duo drags the other deeper into the trash heap of guilty pleasure media. It's a love story for the ages!
We marvel at the film's "improved" effects and costume design (hello, 90s budget!)
We analyze the leprechaun'

053 - The Idea of You vs. A Family Affair
In this episode, we compare two recent films featuring romances between older women and younger men: 'A Family Affair' and 'The Idea of You'. Join us for a laughter-filled dive into these mirror movies as we explore:
The awkward family dynamics and questionable decision-making in both films
A European tour vs. a Malibu beach walk: which makes for a better romantic backdrop?
Zac
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052 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E4 [Prime]
In this episode, we dive into Episode 4 of "The Summer I Turned Pretty," titled "Summer Heat." Where we recap the Fourth of July festivities at Cousins Beach, complete with family drama, teen drinking, and relationship complications.
Highlights include:
The arrival of questionable pomegranate margaritas, courtesy of Belly's dad's new girlfriend
Conrad's obsession

051 - Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
SPOILER ALERT: This episode contains major spoilers for "Fourth Wing" by Rebecca Yarros. If you haven't read the book and want to avoid spoilers, stop listening now and come back after you've finished reading!
In this episode, we dive into the magical world of "Fourth Wing" by Rebecca Yarros. Join us as we discuss this bestselling "romantasy" novel featuring d

050 - The Big Five-Oh
It's the big five-oh for Dumpsterpiece Theatre! Join us as we dive into the dumpster of their past 49 episodes, dredging up the best of the best and the worst of the worst. From crowning the 'Tobiest Toby' to debating the 'Broodiest Brooder,' no cinematic stone is left unturned.
Laugh along as we reminisce about our favorite moments, including some unexpected celebrity interact

049 - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
We embark on a most excellent (or is it bogus?) journey through the 1991 sequel 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'. In this episode, we navigate the film's convoluted plot, questionable special effects, and inexplicable alien geniuses. Liz reveals her long-standing dislike for the movie, while Scott finds it entertainingly goofy. Together, we dive into fascinating behind-the-scenes i

048 - Time to Let Go by Lurlene McDaniel
Join us for a totally tubular trip through Lurlene McDaniel's "Time to Let Go," where teenage angst meets clown makeup in a perfect storm of 90s melodrama. Follow Erin Bennett as she navigates life after losing her sister, all while battling mysterious headaches that conveniently appear whenever the plot needs a boost.
Watch in awe as Erin pushes away the inexplicably patient David,
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047 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E3 [Prime]
Welcome back to Dumpsterpiece Theatre, where we dive headfirst into the teenage drama pool that is "The Summer I Turned Pretty." In this episode, we witness Belly's not-so-sweet 16th birthday unfold like a slow-motion train wreck.
The festivities kick off with fancy gifts, including a pearl necklace that's totally not a metaphor for anything. Conrad, ever the brooding heartthrob,

046 - After We Collided (Film)
Buckle up, masochists! It's time for another deep dive into the cesspool of young adult drama with Liz and Scott as they tackle 'After We Collided,' the second cinematic masterpiece in the 'After' saga.
We navigate the turbulent waters of Tessa and Hardin's totally healthy and not-at-all toxic relationship. Watch as they unpack:
The world's most lenient intern program
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045 - The Kissing Booth 3 [Netflix]
Join Liz and Scott as they dive headfirst into the dumpster fire that is The Kissing Booth 3, the final installment in Netflix's teen romance trilogy that absolutely no one asked for. In this episode, we recap and review Elle's last summer of poor decision-making before college.
Episode Highlights:
Elle's never-ending struggle to choose between Harvard (with brooding boyfriend Noah)
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044 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E2 [Prime]
In this episode, we dive into Episode 2 of "The Summer I Turned Pretty," aptly titled "Summer Dress." We recap the continuing saga of Belly's summer adventures, including her initiation into the world of debutante balls (because that's totally still a thing), awkward teen romance, and family drama.
Highlights include:
Conrad's descent into day-drinking oblivion (n

043 - Weird Science (Trivia)
In this week's installment of "Dumpsterpiece Theatre," Liz subjects her poor, ill-prepared husband Scott to the 1985 teen sci-fi comedy classic "Weird Science." Scott bravely attempts to answer Liz's barrage of trivia questions about the film, only to discover his memories are hazier than the smoke that birthed Kelly LeBrock.
Highlights include Liz confusing the movie

042 - Beautiful Wedding
In this episode, we dive into the romantic comedy "Beautiful Wedding," the sequel to "Beautiful Disaster." We discuss the film's wild journey to the fictional Mexican town of Los Gatitos, where newlyweds Travis and Abby navigate their impromptu marriage.
We cover the movie's more outlandish scenes, including Shepley's chaotic rooster incident, an improbable WiFi-equ
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041 - The Summer I Turned Pretty S1E1 [Prime]
Get ready to dive into the drama-filled world of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" as we dissect the first episode of this teen romance series. We'll navigate the trials and tribulations of our unfortunately nicknamed protagonist, "Belly" (yes, you read that right), as she spends the summer with her insufferable, judgmental, newly divorced mom (Laurel) and her friends at their w

040 - Bio-Dome
This week, we Free the Mahi Mahi with our friends, Bud and Doyle, as we dive into the divisive cinematic experience that is "Bio-Dome." Love it or hate it, this film is sure to spark some lively discussions.
We follow the brain-cell-challenging adventures of Bud (Pauly Shore) and Doyle (Stephen Baldwin), two slackers who stumble into the Biodome, mistaking it for a mall due to Doyle'
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039 - Anyone But You [Netflix]
Get ready to dive into the choppy waters of Netflix's latest rom-com, "Anyone But You," a film that takes a swing at Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing" but ends up flailing in a sea of slapstick and questionable character choices.
Join us as we follow the misadventures of Bea, a woman who spends an inordinate amount of time drying her pants in the bathroom, and Ben,

038 - Ferris Bueller EP11-13
Well, folks, we've made it to the end of the line - the final three episodes of the Ferris Bueller TV series. In this action-packed trilogy, we've got haunted cars, beach day shenanigans, and a night on the mean streets of Santa Monica. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride!
In episode 11, "Baby You Can't Drive My Car," Ferris gets his dream car for his birthday - a 196
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037 - Road House 2024 [Prime]
Get ready to hit the road with us as we dive into the 2024 remake of the classic action flick, Road House. In this episode, we follow Dalton (Jake Gyllenhaal), a tough-as-nails bouncer with anger management issues, as he navigates the treacherous waters of the fictional Glass Key, filmed primarily in the Dominican Republic (except for that one scene on the Seven Mile Bridge in the actual Florida K

036 - Drive Me Crazy
Let's dive into the wild world of "Drive Me Crazy," the movie that took Todd Strasser's book and said, "Nah, we're just gonna keep the character names." Buckle up, because this ride is about to get bumpy.
First off, let's address the elephant in the room. When we asked our AI overlord for some juicy insider info, it straight up lied to us. Apparently, even machi

035 - Ferris Bueller EP9-10
It's time to dive back into Ferris Bueller, and we're creeping up on the end of the (only) season. What's better than meeting your second husband at your first husband's funeral? How about Grandma Margaret rocking a fish hat while working at a seafood joint? Just two of the many delights awaiting you in episodes 9 and 10 of the Ferris Bueller TV trainwreck.
In episode 9, "Scen
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034 - To all the Boys: Always and Forever [Netflix]
Well, we finally made it through the last installment of the "To All The Boys" series with "Always and Forever," and we're going full Kitty on this one. We jet off to Seoul for a whirlwind K-Pop adventure and some bridge destruction, while Peter's busy committing some light B&E back at the Covey household.
Lara Jean thinks she's got her future all mapped out, bu

033 - Groom Lake
Get ready to storm Area 51 with us as we dissect Groom Lake, the 2002 sci-fi romp that proves William Shatner's acting chops are out of this world. In this episode, we follow Kate, a woman battling terminal (?) lupus, and her husband Andy, as they find themselves entangled in a web of extraterrestrial intrigue.
Andy, piloting his trusty Suzuki Samurai, takes Kate on a 4-wheeling adventure thro

032 - Ferris Bueller EP7-8
We're over halfway through the first (and only) season of the failed Ferris Bueller spin-off, and it remains consistent! Today it's episodes 7 and 8, where we learn that Ferris isn't always perfect and schoolgirls love a guy with a bad accent. WEW!
In episode 7, titled "Ferris Bueller Can't Win," Sloane thinks Ferris has a "black aura" which explains all of the

031 - Welcome to the Dollhouse
Step back into the painfully awkward and often cruel world of junior high with Todd Solondz's darkly comedic 1995 film, "Welcome to the Dollhouse." In this episode, we follow the misadventures of 11-year-old Dawn Wiener (Heather Matarazzo), as she navigates the treacherous waters of adolescence.
From the relentless bullying Dawn endures (including being called "Wiener Dog")

030 - My Secret Boyfriend by Lurlene McDaniel
We're back with another Lurlene McDaniel story, "My Secret Boyfriend." Don't worry, no one dies in this one. Instead, we get some sweet junior high drama with Jordan Starling, who makes up a relationship with a distant boy she knows (Ryan Elliot) to try to fit in. When she finds out that he's coming to live with her family, all hell breaks loose.
Jordan, who is lamenting that

029 - Ferris Bueller EP5-6
WEW! We're diving back into the zany universe of Ferris Bueller with episodes 5 & 6, and, oh boy, do they deliver the wackiness. Episode 5, aptly titled "Between a Rock and Rooney's Place," celebrates Cameron's 17th birthday—a milestone he's decidedly ambivalent about. Ferris, in his typical fashion, ignores Cameron's wish for a quiet day, opting instead for an ex

028 - CrissCross
CrissCross will make you jump jump! This 1992 film is about a 12 year old boy coming of age in Key West in 1969, during the tail end of the Vietnam War and the Apollo moon mission. Mumble-mouth Chris (David Arnott) and his mother Tracy (Goldie Hawn) live in a rented room in Eden House, with Chris' father living in Miami as a monk/groundskeeper at a Spanish Monastery. Already a responsible kid
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027 - The Kissing Booth 2 [Netflix]
This week, we're returning to the The Kissing Booth franchise [Netflix] with The Kissing Booth 2! Definitely a step down from the first film, this film is centered around Elle's college applications and her cringey essay. The kissing booth itself doesn't really play a pivotal role in this one, but we're introduced to a new character, Marco (Polo!) Elle can't decide whether she

026 - Ferris Bueller EP3-4
Ferris! Bueller! WEW! We're back with episodes 3 and 4 of this goofy spinoff and it's only gotten better. In episode 3, Ferris convinces the school janitor to pretend to be the new Dean of Students (so Ferris can avoid any real discipline), which ends abruptly when "Lou" begins having visions of world domination. Then in episode 4, Cameron decides he needs to find his own way out

025 - The Hating Game
Wow... Where to begin with this one? The Hating Game is a trope-filled, poorly-executed attempt at a hate-to-love office relationship, and that's being generous. Possibly one of the worst Dumpsterpieces we've watched, there is nothing redeeming about this movie (so at least you won't mind it being spoiled.) Lucy and Josh are thrown together in the merger of two publishing houses. In ty

024 - The Cutting Edge - with special guest Caroline!
If you grew up in the 90s and enjoyed ice skating, the Olympics, or romcoms, you're sure to have heard the phrase "toe pick" taken from one of the greatest films of ALL TIME - The Cutting Edge! On this episode, we revisited the fun classic with special guest Caroline (Liz's sister-in-law!) Given that she's a super-fan and hasn't watched the movie for a few years, we inclu

023 - Ferris Bueller EP1-2
Now THIS is a true Dumpsterpiece... We started watching the Ferris Bueller television spin-off from 1990 and boy is it awful. Seriously, you need to see how bad this is. The premise being that the movie was actually a take on this Ferris' life, even though the movie Ferris was "too whitebread." So what else can we do but chainsaw a cardboard cutout of Matthew Broderick as Ferris in h
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