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How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend Aug 19, 2026 1577 Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash. Lindsay's Instagram algorithm is puppies and makeup. Chelsea's is full of girls making out and sex product ads. Chelsea posted her first foot photo at 2 AM with full producti

Why Men Hate Women Aug 10, 2026 2822 We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've made yet (Tampa people, what is wrong with you??), the most dangerous left turn known to man, and a very important reminder that anger is an emotion and we're allowed to have it.Send us a text

How to Break Up in 5 Minutes Aug 3, 2026 2293 How to break up in 5 minutes:1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husband not knowing he will listen to it.4. Take a 5 minute walk in the park with your husband - guess how it goes from there.Lindsay is feeling every emotion simultaneously, cr

Nip Slips and Psychics Jul 27, 2026 2736 A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains 2,500 followers. Chelsea is embracing the UGC life, kinda. The Cyber house has a nature trail and no TV. Everyone's snowglobe is shaken up.Send us a textSupport t

My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings Jul 20, 2026 2330 Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Lindsay showed up with Chipotle, quietly packed her Nespresso machine into her purse, ate half his burrito while he was in the bathroom, a

[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes Jul 13, 2026 2744 Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48

Midlife Crisis Meltdown Jul 7, 2026 2077 Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girls, one midlife crisis.We're talking 2am doorbell rings, "sad and poor" era, delusional manifestation, and the exact moment we both

Salmon Jizz (REPLAY) Jun 29, 2026 2841 Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG:

Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One Jun 22, 2026 2188 She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstrom shoe-shopping disaster that ends in a stolen display model, and a Father's Day email from Chelsea's mom that lands a little too pe

Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings Jun 15, 2026 2766 Knicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to have, Chelsea is officially moving out and no one's poking her in the chest at 4am ever again. Chelsea and Cyber are thriving, a girls' night got fully hijacked by work nerds, Johnny learned some hard lessons abou

Everything We Can't Talk About Jun 8, 2026 1889 Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influencer who prays over his wife's period on TikTok, the couple who exposed their best friend's cheating boyfriend on camera and lost every friend they had (plus got pregnant in the middle

ASMR Bedtime Stories Jun 1, 2026 2129 Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast,

Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants May 26, 2026 931 At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became a full participant once his best friend got involved, a last-minute room booking panic, a 7-year-old who didn't speak (lucky), five people nearly sh

Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard May 18, 2026 4725 Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic. Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Poll

Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026 May 11, 2026 3641 A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denve

Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story May 4, 2026 2744 He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral cheer dad, former Latin teacher, and all-around big deal Jay Yoder for a conversation that covers everything. -How he quit teaching after 21 years when the school

Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries Apr 27, 2026 3051 Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed. Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both geni

Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job Apr 20, 2026 2457 Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text

Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults Apr 13, 2026 2913 She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being re

The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker Apr 9, 2026 1470 Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on th

First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us Apr 6, 2026 2558 A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.Plus:

Tiger Woods is Black Jesus Mar 30, 2026 2426 We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has. Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Lag

Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person Mar 23, 2026 2244 Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in

Manosphere Dicks and Icks Mar 16, 2026 2994 Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all.Red pill manosphere men are making money by degrading women who give them clout, so Lindsay and Chelsea defend Only Fans, because they are real people too.And bachelorette t-shirt nightmares and becoming pro

474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA Mar 9, 2026 2778 474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his wife wants to f--- him, and a Netflix show is making light of men in power taking advantage of young women.New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support t

The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job Mar 2, 2026 3848 Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday.Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsa

Ellen and Edibles Feb 23, 2026 2467 Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLind

Salmon Jizz Feb 16, 2026 2815 Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT:

Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap Feb 9, 2026 2394 RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG:

Milk Mansion vs Bop House Feb 2, 2026 3040 Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmart

Booty, Botox, and Beckhams Jan 26, 2026 2014 What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @hone

Am I an Autistic Barbie? Jan 19, 2026 2068 Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChe

Game Night Gaslighting Jan 12, 2026 2757 Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @hones

Pay Pigs Jan 5, 2026 2711 Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLi

2025 Recap Dec 29, 2025 1355 Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLin

Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs Dec 22, 2025 1805 Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea&

SNL Sell Out Dec 15, 2025 3549 Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok

We Invented "No Contact" Dec 8, 2025 3341 Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysm

Holiday Hangover Dec 1, 2025 2364 Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @

Chanting and ChatGPT Nov 24, 2025 3055 An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin??Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartle

Benjamin Franklin Fan Club Nov 3, 2025 2431 Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift?21:10 Trying to be ladies27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious30:33 Vagina lollypops37:39 Trying out a new personality Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share

Hoarding Husbands Oct 27, 2025 2885 My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in the wild06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex09:08 Why aren't we famous yet?14:26 Hoarding husbands17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy??22:41 Throw your sh*t away28:25

Tall Guy Shenanigans Oct 20, 2025 2411 EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.Bits and Clips00:00 Fun Shenanigans03:41 Please flush the toilet10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated39:09 Love is not bli

Baby Buttholes Oct 13, 2025 2589 Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.Bits and Clips00:00 Quick catch up02:13 Dating disaster strikes again05:12 Pickleball and prayers06:57 We are the epitome of health11:07 Low hanging lips15:59 Pretty privilege27:10 Never to late to grow up33:56 Brother hater42:04 Cuddly critter

Taylor Swift Needs our Help Oct 6, 2025 2988 Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.Bits and Clips00:00 We finally got a Labubu!02:55 Epic weekend adventures05:31 Rolling on 22s08:24 Bert Kreischer14:05 Shenanigans16:19 Manifesting our new jobs19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her23:58 Happ

Recycling is a Scam Sep 29, 2025 3043 Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.Bits and Clips02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions are not free09:03 Ironman prank12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??23:43 Get off instagram30:13 30+ birthdays are sad31:01 Cancel your esp

#PowerOfBesties Sep 22, 2025 3289 Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga class05:08 Kicked in the taint07:50 Men love bombing themselves10:56 Identifying as Single16:27 Lululemon and girl math22:14 Social Media stuff25:19 Quadrobics29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave39:07 M

Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk Sep 15, 2025 3507 A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.Clips and Bits00:00 Ned the Snail05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker14:58 Celebs being dumb20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends41:

Joe Burrow Loves Fossils Sep 8, 2025 2833 Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips00:00 Llama costume contest02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk06:31 Exposing our diaries07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls1

Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating Sep 1, 2025 2261 Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.Bits & Clips00:00 Our origin story07:26 Personal development is dead09:03 Gluten detective12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor18:05 Confidence boost20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date24:26 Shrek Dati

Manifesting a Free Taint Aug 25, 2025 2883 Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.Bits00:00 Chicken and a mop05:03 Buying our happiness07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?22:50 Free the taint31:13 We are like, really mature33:58 Sobe

Savannah Bananas Snail Trail Aug 18, 2025 2660 Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.Highlights00:00 Lettuce dog05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target08:04 22'' rims or bust11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new bo

Move Over Katie Feeney Aug 11, 2025 2329 Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 03:02 NPR Poems 7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 25:39 Partying with the youth

Soft Throuple Aug 4, 2025 3184 WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends12:58 Feeling Perfect Today19:05 Bathroom Talk27:03 Life Changes and Happiness27:53 No more Downsy?29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age32:17 Teens should be messing around more34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th40:58 Games and Pe

Hunting Wives Jul 28, 2025 3438 Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56 Nipple Clamps07:01 Hunting Wives Recap08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors29:50 Hair Care Show Down36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club39:32 Ball Sac Razors44:46 Should women be Uber drivers?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe,

Kiss Cam Cheaters Jul 21, 2025 2024 Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters06:21 Thoughts on Cheating07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 10:37 Lat Marriage13:54 Gym Class Trauma15:59 Quitting Pickleball?17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us21:36 Ozempic and

BBL Butt Rot Jul 14, 2025 2755 Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer20:11 Losing Virginity22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People24:17 BBL But

MAGA with Camel Toes Jul 7, 2025 2735 Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48

Pickleball Porn Jun 30, 2025 2179 Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54 $400 Swimsuit03:52 Pickleball Smut07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers10:30 The R Word is Back16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real21:25 Skinny Ozempic Ta

Depression Core Jun 23, 2025 1990 Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics. 01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissi

Lesbian Lovers Jun 16, 2025 2527 Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra05:09 Talking Dogs08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler 10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini14:08 Vacation Sex16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life22:14 Chelse

The Art of Being Hot Jun 9, 2025 2219 What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 –

Hot Autism Summer Jun 2, 2025 2490 Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong 08:39 – Unhinged dating stories 13:58 – Hot Autism Summer 20:51 – Chili's is back? 23:22 – AI ads know us too well 24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire 25:29 – Ozempic is t

Ozempic Confessions May 26, 2025 2314 Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 -

Great American Sperm Race May 19, 2025 2577 Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t 07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now?12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: Diddy,

Promising Young Women Love Smut May 12, 2025 3137 Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment. Plus: gross food opinions, Mother’s Day emotions, and how language around sexual violence is shifting. Timestamps: 00:00 Intro: Cuddly Critters & Viral Pet Friendships 03:04 Shopping Habits &amp

Betting on the Pope May 5, 2025 3837 Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur. Send us a textThree Spirit Elixirs and Alt WinesDesigned by plant scientists and bartenders. Use Code HONESTLY15 for 15% off.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a

Blow Me Away Apr 28, 2025 2763 John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshone

Where do Old Waitresses go to Die? Apr 21, 2025 2455 Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the rocket riding ladies.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartles

Who Hired the Devil? Apr 17, 2025 575 Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's T

Strap-Ons & Sad Boys Apr 14, 2025 2100 Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go wrong?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessT

How to tell your partner they are fat Apr 10, 2025 584 Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmart

Affairs & Friendship Fails Apr 7, 2025 2104 Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChels

Leave Remy Alone Apr 3, 2025 941 Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @

Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day Mar 31, 2025 2092 Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on White Lotus?Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartless

Bad Girlzzz Mar 27, 2025 792 Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_tu

Big Balls in Tight Jeans Mar 24, 2025 2051 Pickleball season is in full swing, cellulite happens to everyone, we need therapy advice and to learn how to eat smaller portions. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartless

Ugly Spring Shoes Mar 20, 2025 936 Why are we giving up on shoes this season? And shopping is more fun when you are feeling your best - even if the fashion is hideous. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartle

Doggy Style to Dating Style Mar 17, 2025 2282 New undies, terrorism is funny, animal sounds across the world, and a dating update.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's

5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025 Mar 13, 2025 1151 Russian beauty routines, scalp care, and taking lessons from Meghan Markle (Sussex).Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's

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