Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women tired of being told to have it together. Hosted by Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano, it covers relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby **REPLAY**
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase. Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like. Send us a textINFORMEDISH: R
Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTo
My Ex is Trying to Kill Me
Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line.Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and found rabbit ears on the flat screen TV, a cereal box left out, and pillows in a very suspicious position. Chelsea started a new job at a live music bar where they chanted her name on night one. AI Instagram series about an Italian m
Sharing Panties and Crockpots
Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to disrespect her a little. Chelsea deployed Lindsay as her personal honeypot, twerked at 2PM next to dad bods in windbreakers, and nearly climbed a 6'7" "super secret military pilot", who was actually pouring concrete and w
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul & Why We Blame the Wrong Person **REPLAY**
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in
Divorces and FLDS Cults *REPLAY*
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being re
Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos
PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip.Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and became the belle of every bar. Chelsea discovered a $20 bimbo hypnosis app at 2AM and nearly crossed over. (check out WhisperStories.com)Good Good Golf thought body-checking a woman was great marketing. Is domestic violence ever funny? Some
Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase. Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like. Send us a textINFORMEDISH: R
How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash. Lindsay's Instagram algorithm is puppies and makeup. Chelsea's is full of girls making out and sex product ads. Chelsea posted her first foot photo at 2 AM with full producti
Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've made yet (Tampa people, what is wrong with you??), the most dangerous left turn known to man, and a very important reminder that anger is an emotion and we're allowed to have it.Send us a text
How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
How to break up in 5 minutes:1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husband not knowing he will listen to it.4. Take a 5 minute walk in the park with your husband - guess how it goes from there.Lindsay is feeling every emotion simultaneously, cr
Nip Slips and Psychics
A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains 2,500 followers. Chelsea is embracing the UGC life, kinda. The Cyber house has a nature trail and no TV. Everyone's snowglobe is shaken up.Send us a textINFORMEDI
My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Lindsay showed up with Chipotle, quietly packed her Nespresso machine into her purse, ate half his burrito while he was in the bathroom, a
[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48
Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girls, one midlife crisis.We're talking 2am doorbell rings, "sad and poor" era, delusional manifestation, and the exact moment we both
Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @hone
Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One
She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstrom shoe-shopping disaster that ends in a stolen display model, and a Father's Day email from Chelsea's mom that lands a little too pe
Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings
Knicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to have, Chelsea is officially moving out and no one's poking her in the chest at 4am ever again. Chelsea and Cyber are thriving, a girls' night got fully hijacked by work nerds, Johnny learned some hard lessons abou
Everything We Can't Talk About
Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influencer who prays over his wife's period on TikTok, the couple who exposed their best friend's cheating boyfriend on camera and lost every friend they had (plus got pregnant in the middle
ASMR Bedtime Stories
Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast,
Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became a full participant once his best friend got involved, a last-minute room booking panic, a 7-year-old who didn't speak (lucky), five people nearly sh
Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic. Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Poll
Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denve
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral cheer dad, former Latin teacher, and all-around big deal Jay Yoder for a conversation that covers everything. -How he quit teaching after 21 years when the school
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed. Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both geni
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being re
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on th
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.Plus:
Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has. Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Lag
Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in
Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all.Red pill manosphere men are making money by degrading women who give them clout, so Lindsay and Chelsea defend Only Fans, because they are real people too.And bachelorette t-shirt nightmares and becoming pro
474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his wife wants to f--- him, and a Netflix show is making light of men in power taking advantage of young women.New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support t
The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday.Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsa
Ellen and Edibles
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on In
Salmon Jizz
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTo
Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap
RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @hon
Milk Mansion vs Bop House
Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason
Booty, Botox, and Beckhams
What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs
Am I an Autistic Barbie?
Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laug
Game Night Gaslighting
Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people?Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with t
Pay Pigs
Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on
2025 Recap
Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLin
Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs
Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Fi
SNL Sell Out
Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who
We Invented "No Contact"
Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reas
Holiday Hangover
Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok,
Chanting and ChatGPT
An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin??Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.Movies, parenting and life's absurdities. Jason and his AI cohost Heather take sides.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showLike, subscribe,
Benjamin Franklin Fan Club
Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift?21:10 Trying to be ladies27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious30:33 Vagina lollypops37:39 Trying out a new personality Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artificial cohost.M
Hoarding Husbands
My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in the wild06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex09:08 Why aren't we famous yet?14:26 Hoarding husbands17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy??22:41 Throw your sh*t away28:25
Tall Guy Shenanigans
EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.Bits and Clips00:00 Fun Shenanigans03:41 Please flush the toilet10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated39:09 Love is not bli
Baby Buttholes
Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.Bits and Clips00:00 Quick catch up02:13 Dating disaster strikes again05:12 Pickleball and prayers06:57 We are the epitome of health11:07 Low hanging lips15:59 Pretty privilege27:10 Never to late to grow up33:56 Brother hater42:04 Cuddly critter
Taylor Swift Needs our Help
Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.Bits and Clips00:00 We finally got a Labubu!02:55 Epic weekend adventures05:31 Rolling on 22s08:24 Bert Kreischer14:05 Shenanigans16:19 Manifesting our new jobs19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her23:58 Happ
Recycling is a Scam
Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.Bits and Clips02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions are not free09:03 Ironman prank12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral?18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not??23:43 Get off instagram30:13 30+ birthdays are sad31:01 Cancel your esp
#PowerOfBesties
Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga class05:08 Kicked in the taint07:50 Men love bombing themselves10:56 Identifying as Single16:27 Lululemon and girl math22:14 Social Media stuff25:19 Quadrobics29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave39:07 M
Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk
A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.Clips and Bits00:00 Ned the Snail05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker14:58 Celebs being dumb20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends41:
Joe Burrow Loves Fossils
Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips00:00 Llama costume contest02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk06:31 Exposing our diaries07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls1
Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating
Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.Bits & Clips00:00 Our origin story07:26 Personal development is dead09:03 Gluten detective12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor18:05 Confidence boost20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date24:26 Shrek Dati
Manifesting a Free Taint
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.Bits00:00 Chicken and a mop05:03 Buying our happiness07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads?22:50 Free the taint31:13 We are like, really mature33:58 Sobe
Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.Highlights00:00 Lettuce dog05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target08:04 22'' rims or bust11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new bo
Move Over Katie Feeney
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 03:02 NPR Poems 7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 25:39 Partying with the youth
Soft Throuple
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends12:58 Feeling Perfect Today19:05 Bathroom Talk27:03 Life Changes and Happiness27:53 No more Downsy?29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age32:17 Teens should be messing around more34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th40:58 Games and Pe
Hunting Wives
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56 Nipple Clamps07:01 Hunting Wives Recap08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors29:50 Hair Care Show Down36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club39:32 Ball Sac Razors44:46 Should women be Uber drivers?Send us a textINFORMEDISH: Real life. Artifici
Kiss Cam Cheaters
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters06:21 Thoughts on Cheating07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 10:37 Lat Marriage13:54 Gym Class Trauma15:59 Quitting Pickleball?17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us21:36 Ozempic and
BBL Butt Rot
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer20:11 Losing Virginity22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People24:17 BBL But
MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48
Pickleball Porn
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54 $400 Swimsuit03:52 Pickleball Smut07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers10:30 The R Word is Back16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real21:25 Skinny Ozempic Ta
Depression Core
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics. 01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissi
Lesbian Lovers
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra05:09 Talking Dogs08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler 10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini14:08 Vacation Sex16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life22:14 Chelse
The Art of Being Hot
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 –
Hot Autism Summer
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong 08:39 – Unhinged dating stories 13:58 – Hot Autism Summer 20:51 – Chili's is back? 23:22 – AI ads know us too well 24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire 25:29 – Ozempic is t
Ozempic Confessions
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 -
Great American Sperm Race
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