Port Misery - A GH Podcast
A podcast where the host, Port Misery, shares occasional hot takes and opinions on the long-running soap opera General Hospital. It offers casual commentary and reactions to storylines and characters.
Episodes
I Have Grievances | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap is not a recap...instead its a 52 minute list of grievances I have with this show #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
Pray For Me | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on me trying to maintain my viewership of this show to be honest… #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
Why Are We Here? | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on Anna apologizing to Britt and Charlotte getting sent to an offscreen boarding school for wayward Cassadines… #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
WTF Are We Doing ? | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on Nina getting arrested by the WSB and the fallout of Anna trying to k*ll Britt … #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #
Compassion-less Hospital | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses the fallout from everyone finding out that Brooklynn was the other driver in Curtis and Jordan's crash and Anna trying to unalive Britt in the woods … #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
Brennan's Repast | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on the death of Jack Brennan and the big (however lackluster) reveal that Brooklynn did not cause that accident #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
The Fall of Willow | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on the Fall of Willow as she gets her face cracked by Alexis. Also Sonny has a mob hospital BBQ with a special guest and Anna is still being haunted. #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
It Was A "Talk To" Week | General Hospital Recap
This week's General Hospital recap focuses on Curtis's goodbye tour and Willow's never-occurring downfall! Also, Ric sees more of Dante than he bargained for! #generalhospital #gh #soapopera #soaps
The Long Stupid Arm of the Law | General Hospital Recap
This week Curtis Ashford was sentence to 10 years in prison!
Haunted Hospital Edition | General Hospital Recap
Everyone was being haunted by something and I was annoyed
GHFCW Chaos Edition!
I recap my day at the GHFCW as well as the week!
It's Softball Season...and Maxie is Moving To Australia
A lot happened this week! We got a new Scout. Maxie is going down under. Nina yeeted Drew into the lake!
Birds of Port Charles | General Hospital Bonus
Who are the birds of Port Charles and what kind of bird are they?
16,000 Episodes and Counting...
We had the 16,000 episode and it went as well as you thought. Portia had her baby and Sonny is NOT happy about Carly and Valentin.
Let's Get Back In The Habit !
I'm gonna try and get back in the habit of recapping
This Was A Crazy Week! | General Hospital Recap
Here is a recap of June 29 - July 3. Arguably the best week of GH we have had in a minute!
When Intrusive Thoughts Win
Happy Mother's Day! I promised I would throw something together this week so here you go!
The Best and Worst General Hospital Rewrites
Here's a random upload since the live (that no longer exists lol) went so wonky, I just recorded an episode about the best and worst rewrites in GH history
Let's Talk About Monday...
Here is a quick episode about Monday's episode...I don't know when I'll be back. My bad y'all...
"GH Quick Catch Up" Edition
Hey! Here is a random catch up of my overall thoughts from mostly February 2, 2026
Why The Metro Court Hostage Crisis Is The Greatest Story GH Ever Told | A Video Essay
I tried switching things up this week! Instead of ranting about things I don't like, I decided to make a video about a storyline I absolutely loved...the Metro Court Hostage Crisis. This isn't an in-depth recap but an explanation about what makes a soap story truly great and why this is my favorite storyline of all time!
"We Need To Talk About Willow" Edition
This episode was almost the end... but it's not! Sorry it's late but last week took at least a week off of my life and I can never forgive it! Oh yeah, Willow is this shooter...and it was as lame as you thought it would be...
"Sidwell Is A Menace" Edition
The first episode of the year!!! It is a short week so I included a mini "We Need To Talk About" section on Curtis! Also, Sidwell is a menace!
"Sometime in December" Edition
Here is the final recap for 2025! Christmas Eve and Boxing Day are featured as well as Willow's trial.
We Need To Talk About Drew
Here is just an end of year bonus episode where I complain about Drew for almost an hour. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
French Pressed w/ Sunday Shift
Here is my team up with Tracey from Sunday Shift! If you missed me last week, you can hear my thoughts over on Sunday Shift!
"All Dogs Go To Thanksgiving" Edition
Here's the recap of a very chaotic Thanksgiving in Port Charles!
"Crashout Hospital" Edition
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope everyone have a fun and restful holiday! Here is this week's Port Misery were I recap everything going down over at Rocco's Hospital and why the "who shot Drew" storyline needs to be wrapped up asap!
"We Choose Crime" Edition
SOOOOOOOOOOO much happened... Cane from YR is no longer with us. Rocco is in jail. Danny and Charlotte are crashing out. Laura is still mayor but know she probably wishes she wasn't!
"We Need To Talk About Rocco" Edition
Find some role models for these kids! Also, here's this week's chaotic recap of General Hospital
"That Was A Week" Edition
Here's the recap of last week's GH: the conclusion of Monica's Hospital: Probate Edition as well as the weird Call of Duty cameo!
"I'm Tired" Edition
I'm kicking it back old school! No visuals, just me ranting stream of consciousness style about how Jordan Ashford is a loser and working class Victoria Lord is a weak B!
"Chaos is Back" Edition
Here is the week's recap...thankfully put out before Wednesday this time
"I Don't Buy It" Edition
Sorry this is so late! School started but here is the recap of last week's GH!
"I Will Not Be Calling Her That" Edition
I promised I would recap the 2 days and here it is! Nothing happened and everything happened!
"Monica's Hospital" Edition
This week, I recap the final send off for the legendary character Monica Quartermaine as well as the return of Nathan West!
"We Lost A Legend" Edition
This week we discuss the death of Monica Quartermaine as well as the search to find the sacred dog, Outback.
"The Britch is Back" Edition
Sorry for the extremely late drop!!! everything that could happen did happen!! But here is last week's GH recaps of Britt's return and Drew's shooting!!
"Who Shot Drew" Edition
Port Misery is on the case! This week I recap the shocking and long awaiting shooting of Drew Cain... and also Spy Hospital... that's also happening.
"Don't Save Them. They Don't Wanna be Saved" Edition
I recap this week's GH and the countdown to Drew getting got...because soooo many people are threatening his life this week! Also Ric Lansing finds himself in a basement shaped panic room!
"Drew Is A Menace" Edition
This week I recap the growing discontent between Drew and the citizens of Port Charles! Also, Maxie Jones has fallen victim to Mob Hospital!
"Important Things Needed To Happen" Edition
This week I recap the unhinged behavior of various citizens of Port Charles but mainly Drew Cain. Also, sorry for the audio quality on Monday's segment. I tried to fix it :/
"Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up" Edition
This week I try to figure out why everyone in Port Charles is so dumb. Drew is fighting Chase for the biggest dummy of Delusional Hospital. Emma and Gio fight for top dummy in Spy Hospital while Lucas fights to remain the biggest dummy in Mob Hospital.
"Willow At The Window" Edition
I recap the chaotic events of General Hospital from Drew and Willow's non-wedding to Emma's failing honeypot!
"Lucas Is The New Willow" Chaos Edition
Another chaos episode as I recap the episode day-by-day. Mob hospital, Drew and Willow's wedding and Lucas falling hard are all covered.
"Everybody Hates Sonny" Edition
This week I recap Anna officially joining Spy Hospital, the continued trashing of Sonny's reputation as he kidnaps a man, and Portia's last stand against Drew.
Another Chaos Episode - Harrison Chase is Husband of the Year!
I literally just watched and recorded so its kind of long but you get to hear my extra hot takes about this week's GH!
"The Girls Are Fighting" Edition
This week I recap the return of mob hospital as well as the continued breakdown of Portia and Curtis's marriage and Rocco finding out he's a stolen embryo baby !!!
"Don't Be A Menace to Port Charles While Drinking Your Juice At Your Ex-Wife's House" Edition
This week I recap Ric getting caught out in a lie by some juice, Jordan versus Portia, Rocco potentially finding out he's a stolen embryo baby, and Drew and Tracy's press conference from hell!
“Throw Lulu (or Willow) from the Train” Edition
Recap of this week’s GH: Emma is still honey potting, Curtis is in an old triangle, and Drew wants to marry a broken Willow
“How To Lose Your Children in 10 Months” Edition
Surprise drop of my random thoughts about what’s been happening on General Hospital
Return of the Chaos Podcast
Oof this was a rough week… weekly GH recap
“Pimpin All Over The World” Edition
All the comings and goings of GH!
“A Fireable Offense” Edition
We talk about this week’s GH and the firing of Chris and Dan
Honey, I Gave Away Your Baby Edition
On this week’s GH, we’re giving away jobs and babies 😂
Legends Never Die Edition
Recap and Bobbie’s funeral… it’s the end of an era 😢
Bye Bye Love, Bye Bye Happiness Edition
This week we had the SEC reveal, Bobbie’s passing, and a whole lot of temps…
The Misery of 2023
Year-end wrap up of GH and hopes for 2024
The Offscreen Extended Universe Strikes Back…
Recap 11/27 - 12/1… continuing Thanksgiving in Port Charles ruined by Russian mafia
The “Nothing to be Thankful for” Edition
Recap of Thanksgiving? (Tbh it’s mostly some random day in November) in Port Charles. - sorry for the audio drops. my mic was acting up 😭
The Port Charles “Multiverse of Madness” Episode
Recap of 11/13 - 11/17/23 GH…
“Honey, I Shot Your Child” Edition
Recap of GH and the aftermath of Anna shooting Charlotte… the title was almost “How Many Animals are at the Q mansion?” 😂
How Miserable Is Everyone This Halloween?
Quick episode for no reason
Radio Soap Opera: Jason Still Returning
Listen to episodes 9/25-9/29 where we finally hear Jason speak! But there's also a lot of Jason not speaking...it's Jason. 😂
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 3
The conclusion of the Thanksgiving Misery update 😂
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 2
Continuing Misery update 😂
How Miserable is Port Charles this Thanksgiving? pt 1
Does anyone in Port Charles have any reason to be thankful for this holiday?
Radio Soap Opera: Jason’s Return
In this episode of RSO, Ava comes upon the mysterious Patient #6.
The GH Graceland Event Bios are Wild 😂
Listen while I read out these bios so you don’t have to 😂
Chaos Episode - The Happy Hooker is in Town
A very chaotic breakdown of this week’s General Hospital. Preview: Sonny is a menace/Free Sasha 😂
Hey Leo! is Facebook famous!! 🧑🏻🐴🪝
A breakdown of one of the best weeks we’ve had on GH in a while!!! Also, me being salty about Facebook theft 😂
When Rewrites go wrong: Introducing Stable Baby… 😳
Also! I look at the state of Trina’s trial and Vanna’s courtship…
There will be Brownies… 😜🍫🍰
There were actual moments this week!! Spencer’s plan vs Rory’s brownies. Nina is upset with the CarSon destruction cycle… let’s break it down!
The Bar for Romance is in Hell 😳🔥
I breakdown the dismal state of Romance on this week’s GH
The Lost Spaces Episode
This week I have Tracey from GH Sunday Shift, Jenn M and Erika and we break down everything going on and going wrong with GH…sorry about weird quality at times 😳
OMG it’s been a year?!?!?! …and ChaLynn haven’t banged 😳
I’ve been on twitter for a year! I missed my podcast anniversary so I’m celebrating my podcast’s 1 year Twitter anniversary!!! 🎉
GH’s 15,000 episode!!!! - Cyrus thinks Laura needs Jesus
Cops, criminals, and everyone in between come together to save Mayor Collins!!! Come for the nostalgia…stay for the casual day drinking 😂
Who’s the best and worst dads of Port Charles 🤔
Happy Father’s Day everyone! Here’s a special bonus episode where I rank all the fathers on General Hospital
Messy Moments between Couples…
Carly owns Aurora/Valentin don’t respect Jordan…😂 Also, I breakdown how messy are the current couplings have become… 😳
There’s a Horse in a House 😳😂
Quick Highlights of the Week, then a rant about why certain women of Port Charles are so miserable…
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