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The Comedy Virgins

The Comedy Virgins

The Comedy Virgins 85 Episodes Aug 19, 2026

The Comedy Virgins is a comedy podcast hosted by Matthew, Griffin, and Jay. Each episode is filled with hilarious stories, witty banter, and occasional awkward moments as the trio dives into the world of comedy. The show is designed for anyone in need of a good laugh, from comedy connoisseurs to casual listeners. The hosts also engage with their audience through social media platforms like TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, and Apple Music.

Episodes

Standing Out In Places You Don’t Belong | Ep. 86
Standing Out In Places You Don’t Belong | Ep. 86 Aug 19, 2026 01:29:20 Jason returns for his 5th episode on The Comedy Virgins as we look back at two recent trips together. The theme of both trips was clearly “standing out in places we didn’t belong.” In Minnesota, Matt made it painfully obvious he wasn’t a local after asking a fish market worker the dumbest question he’d ever heard. Then in New Hampshire, we got kicked off the private beach we snuck onto while stuff
The Pool Toys That Made Summer Awesome
The Pool Toys That Made Summer Awesome Aug 5, 2026 01:22:33 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we’re honoring the pool toys that made summer unforgettable! From pool noodles and diving sticks to the Super Soaker and the Torpedo, we’re ranking the all-time classics to see which one deserves the #1 spot. We also settle the classic debate: amusement parks or water parks? Plus, we reminisce about the moments that started it all for The Comedy Virgins.Follo
You've Been Drinking Margaritas All Wrong 😂
You've Been Drinking Margaritas All Wrong 😂 Jul 22, 2026 01:13:30 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're celebrating the middle of summer by ranking our favorite summer drinks and debating which ones deserve the top spot. Matt accidentally reveals he's been drinking margaritas wrong his entire life, and Griff is quick to let him hear about it. We also celebrate the 28th anniversary of The Parent Trap and talk about why it's one of the biggest e
What Are The Best Summer Hobbies?
What Are The Best Summer Hobbies? Jul 8, 2026 01:17:25 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're talking about our favorite summer hobbies to figure out which one deserves the top spot. From sports like golf and baseball to relaxing hobbies like boating, fishing, kayaking, and more, summer is the perfect excuse to get outside. Let us know your favorite summer hobby and anything we forgot to include in the comments. SUBSCRIBE & Comment Your
What Movie Officially Starts Summer For You?
What Movie Officially Starts Summer For You? Jun 24, 2026 01:00:54 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're kicking off summer by talking about the movies that instantly put us in a summer mood ☀️. From The Sandlot and The Goonies to Grown Ups and High School Musical 2, we break down the must-watch summer films. We discuss what makes a great summer movie and why certain classics never get old. If you're looking for nostalgia, friendship, and summer ad
Standup Comedy During The Greatest Comeback In College Football History?
Standup Comedy During The Greatest Comeback In College Football History? Jun 10, 2026 01:34:12 Special guest Michael Pasvar joins this episode of The Comedy Virgins to talk about his brand new comedy special, Blended Feathers, and the process of bringing that material to life. We also relive the chaos of Oklahoma's legendary 28-3 comeback against Baylor while Michael was moments away from taking the stage for a stand-up show. Would you miss your gig to witness the greatest comeback in O
Who’s Your Favorite Harry Potter Character?
Who’s Your Favorite Harry Potter Character? May 27, 2026 01:59:00 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast with special guest Austin comedian JP Hinsdale, we dive deep into the Harry Potter movie franchise 😂 From favorite Harry Potter characters and Hogwarts houses to Dobby, Snape, Cedric Diggory, and chocolate frogs, this episode is packed with Harry Potter discussions, theories, and plot holes. 

The boys debate whether the Dursleys were miserable because
Can Your Friends FORCE You To Face Your Fears? 😂
Can Your Friends FORCE You To Face Your Fears? 😂 May 13, 2026 01:12:38 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Matt reveals one of his most irrational fears — and Griff immediately decides to throw him right back into the situation 😂. What starts as a conversation about being pee shy turns into a much bigger discussion about fear, embarrassment, and why your friends never let you live anything down. Some fears make absolutely no sense until you’re standing in the exac
Could Jurassic Park Happen In Real Life?
Could Jurassic Park Happen In Real Life? Apr 29, 2026 01:07:38 In this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask: Could Jurassic Park Happen in Real Life? 🦖 The science in those movies is more realistic than you think, and if they’ve brought back extinct animals like the dire wolf, dinosaurs are already on the way. 

That leads to the real question: knowing what we know about the horrors of the Jurassic Park movies, would you actually visit a real-life Jurassic P
Keeping Your Bachelor Party A Surprise 😂
Keeping Your Bachelor Party A Surprise 😂 Apr 15, 2026 01:28:19 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Griff tries to get details on his bachelor party… and gets completely stonewalled by the boys 😂
Is it all an act, or is there actually a surprise party in store for July? We’ll let you decide as the summer approaches and we continue to run out of time to pull off a Hangover-level bachelor party. Get your credit cards ready… 

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Do You Guys Still Go to the Doctor?
Do You Guys Still Go to the Doctor? Apr 1, 2026 01:36:46 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're not going to the doctors anymore — doesn’t matter how bad things get 😂 

We’re talking strep throat, dog bites, injuries. At this age, it’s time to pack it in and hope for the best. 

In the meantime, we also talk movies like Jurassic Park, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and any series that helps you get through a sick day.
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Do Some People Just Not Understand Social Cues? 😂
Do Some People Just Not Understand Social Cues? 😂 Mar 18, 2026 01:20:10 On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask a simple question: do some people just not understand social cues? Matt realizes he might be one of those people after admitting he’s terrible at making eye contact in public. It sparks a hilarious debate — if you accidentally make eye contact with someone, does that mean they were already looking at you? From awkward interactions with strangers to com

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