Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
Mystery Crate is a weekly podcast from the Le Batard & Friends universe, featuring a rotating cast of hosts and contributors. Each episode is a random grab bag of topics, so listeners never know who or what to expect. The show is curated by various members of the Le Batard & Friends network, bringing a mix of sports, pop culture, and comedy. It's designed to keep the format fresh and unpredictable, much like opening a mystery crate.
Episodes
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Nine: Top 5 Heinous Sins, Chicken Chaos & The Disney Suit Guy
The crew is back on Mystery Crate with Amin Elhassan joining Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Roy Bellamy, Tony Calatayud and Jess Smetana! In this episode, Tony reveals his top 5 most heinous sins spotted at Disney World and Universal Studios—from guys in thong sandals and heavy tracksuits to the viral "Disney Suit Guy" roaming Hollywood Studios.Plus, the gang breaks down NFL coaching theories, Jess sha
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Eight: Disney Disasters, Sleep Position Fail, & Fantasy Running Back Check-In
The Mystery Crate crew is back, and nobody is sleeping normal! Jess drops a mystery photo in the group chat that has everyone trying to figure out how human limbs work, while Jeremy tries to troubleshoot his leaking air conditioner (and whether to just call a friend).
Plus, Tony checks in live from Disney's Tomorrowland where a $14 burger meets a fatal Coke spill, the crew ranks their favorite se
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Seven: Chris Cote Is Ditching Thanksgiving—Will Greg Let Him?
Chris Cote reveals his plan to skip the traditional family Thanksgiving and take his wife and daughter to Disney World instead—but is it a brilliant holiday idea or a family betrayal?The Mystery Crate crew also gets an update on Chris’s latest officiating experience, including the embarrassing moment he wishes everyone would forget. Then, they revisit the running back poll and discover Rose hilari
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Six: Chris Cote Is Officiating a Wedding… Is That Legal?!
Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box.Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about offi
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Five: The Most Dangerous Running Back Draft
The crew creates a Survivor-style draft where NFL running back injuries could eliminate your team. Who made the smartest picks—and whose season might be over before it even begins?
Tony brings a new round of “Would You Rather,” we find out who’s actually a good driver, and Rose tells us about her horseback-riding adventure.
Rose would also like to formally apologize for how much everyone talked
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Four: Jeremy Releases His First Country Song
Jeremy Tache makes his country music debut with the world premiere of “Diary of a Personable Fella,” and the Mystery Crate crew shares their unfiltered reactions!
Chris Cody also announces his very own intern program, while Jonathan Zaslow tells an unforgettable Super Bowl Radio Row story involving NFL legend William “The Refrigerator” Perry. Plus, the crew debates the best cookies of all time, s
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Three: Drafting Our Last Meals & Dream Brothers-in-Law
The Mystery Crate crew is drafting their ultimate last meals and the people they’d most want as their brother-in-law.We also confront our fear of bridges, debate whether we could ever jump off one, and learn from Zaslow that you can put a sticker on your house to tell firefighters there’s a dog inside. Apparently, he’s the only person who knew this.Plus, Rose makes an appearance—and the crate gets
Episode Three Hundred - Ninety Two: Chicken for Life or $40k? Wedding Etiquette, Solo Trips and JFK's Body
Would you rather have chicken for life or $40,000 in cold hard cash? Plus, is JFK's body really where they say it is? Is it weird to take a solo trip? And the unwritten rules of weddings all on this week's Mystery Crate.
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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety One: Chris Goes Shopping for His Wife...At Twin Peaks?
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Episode Three Hundred - Ninety: A 4 A.M. Fishing Trip at a Bachelor Party?!
Should a bachelor party have a detailed itinerary—or should everyone just go with the flow?The Mystery Crate crew debates a chaotic Naples bachelor party schedule featuring a 4 a.m. fishing trip, an 8 a.m. workout, basketball, a sauna, a cold plunge, steak and eggs, and absolutely no concern for what the groom actually wants.Plus, the crew reveals the strangest things currently appearing in their
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Nine: We Were WHAT in High School?! Rose Falls Asleep Mid-Show
This week on Mystery Crate, we’re going back to high school—and some of the revelations genuinely shocked us. We break down exactly who we were as teenagers, the cliques we belonged to, and how we’re slowly becoming our parents whether we like it or not.Plus, Rose takes Midol before recording and somehow falls asleep in the middle of the show. Allegedly “under the influence of Midol.”
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Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Eight: Rose Stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation… Then Lost It?
Rose stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation in Guatemala… and then somehow LOST IT. Yes, this story is as chaotic as it sounds.This week on Mystery Crate, Chris tells us about his time in New York, including some unexpected celebrity sightings. We also get into Chris’s eating habits, the Top 100 Movies list and how many of those movies we’ve actually seen. Plus, we remember what the movie theater exper
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Seven: The Nolan Movie Draft & The Messi Simulation Theory
On this week's Mystery Crate, things get weird... fast. We debate our Top 3 Christopher Nolan movies, while Chris somehow becomes our resident Nolan expert... despite only really watching the Batman movies. Then we spiral into one of the internet's wildest rabbit holes: the famous photo of baby Lamine Yamal with Lionel Messi and whether it's just an incredible coincidence... or proof we're all liv
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Six: Chris Reveals His Biggest Fear
What do an old ship in New York, the worst months of the year, Chris' legendary "ass story," Zas' old story, a TV show that disappeared out of nowhere, and the FIFA World Cup have in common?
Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode is chaos from start to finish.
We debate the most random topics imaginable, tell embarrassing stories that probably should've stayed off the internet,
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Five: Rose CAN'T Finish These Songs + Our 4th of July Plans
Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸
This week on Mystery Crate, we're talking all things Independence Day—from our holiday plans to the different types of people you'll find at every 4th of July party.
We also introduce a brand-new game where Rose has to finish the lyrics to some iconic songs... and let's just say things don't exactly go according to plan. 🎤😂
Plus, we check in on our World Cup teams and see
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Four: Chris Wants to Go on Love Island… So He Pulled Roy for a Chat
Chris and Zas are back with another edition of Show and Tell, and things only get weirder from there.
This week on Mystery Crate:
• Chris & Zas bring their latest Show and Tell items.• We check back in on the World Cup teams we were assigned and see how everyone's doing.• We revisit which people around the show would be perfect fits for different TV shows now that the cast has grown.• Chris expl
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Three: World Cup Correspondent, Matzo Chips, and the New Show Draft
Fuentes returns from the World Cup with stories from the stadium, the atmosphere, and everything he saw on the ground. Meanwhile, the rest of us were assigned World Cup teams and had to present our scouting reports... with wildly different levels of preparation and expertise.Plus, we try matzo chips for the first time, Rose delivers an all-time phrase, and the crew debates which tv show would be t
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty Two: We Let a Wheel Pick Our World Cup Team And Regretted It Immediately
A brand-new Mystery Crate anthem has arrived! Jeremy unveils the latest Mystery Crate song before the crew dives headfirst into World Cup fever.
With some members of the show preparing to attend matches, we decided to assign everyone a national team to support during the World Cup. The catch? Nobody got to choose. A wheel decided everyone's fate, and let's just say the reactions were... less than
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty One: The Athlete Best Friend Draft | Who Built the Best Squad?
Who would YOU choose as your athlete best friend?This week on Mystery Crate, the crew holds the ultimate Athlete Best Friend Draft. The rules are simple: pick professional athletes you'd actually want in your friend group. No fantasy teams, no championships, just vibes.From Caitlin Clark and Tom Brady to Shaq, Tiger Woods, Dwyane Wade, Charles Barkley, Sophie Cunningham, Jameis Winston, and more,
Episode Three Hundred - Eighty: Tony's One-Star Review Was SAVAGE
Tony refuses to leave bad reviews online... but after this restaurant experience, he may have changed his mind.
From surprise fees and automatic gratuity to one-star reviews and food debates, this episode goes completely off the rails.
Featuring:
Restaurant horror stories
Viral AI music
Movie recommendations
Calendar debates
Sushi hot takes
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Nine: We Exposed Everyone’s High School Photos
The Mystery Crate crew digs up old high school photos… and immediately regrets it.
In this episode:
Everyone gets roasted over their teenage years
Jess survives a giant flying cockroach encounter
A surprisingly heated sushi debate
Wedding etiquette arguments
Rose explains Off Campus in a way only Rose can
Knicks, Heat memories, and Old Ass Story Time
Some people looked
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Eight: Illegal Littering, Drunk Deer & Pandemic Trauma
Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE.
This episode spirals into:
Illegal couch littering confessions
The worst moving experiences ever
Pandemic flashbacks
Drunk deer roaming France
Trash chute chaos
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Seven: Mystery Crate’s Most Unhinged “I’m The Kind of Guy” Confessions
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet.
Yes. Actual letters.
Along the way:
Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit
The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST
Rose passionately defends the letter “R”
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time.
We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Five: Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week + 2000 MLB Logos Tier List
Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate.
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics
This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day.
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Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Three: We Sent Rose to Applebee’s… in Guatemala 🇬🇹
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails…
We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s.
Along the way:
-Tuna takes get way too serious
-The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Two: We Have A New Song, Sort Of
Things got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation over $200, an original song debut, and then… absolute chaos.The main event: a 2v2 trivia showdown featuring buzzers, confusion, cheating accusations, and zero organization. What should’ve been simple turned into one of the most chaotic games we’ve e
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy One: We Tried a Simple Game… It Turned Into Chaos
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we officially enter a new era… and it immediately goes off the rails.We debut our first official game from the new team draft format — Roy vs Tony in a head-to-head “name the category” battle — and let’s just say… rules were broken, arguments were made, and chaos followed.Plus-March Madness bets get settled-Jeremy checks in LIVE from the Marlins ballpark food t
Episode Three Hundred - Seventy: We Let Rose Pick a Perfect Bracket for $1 Billion
On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we attempt the impossible: win $1 billion with a perfect March Madness bracket… by letting Rose make every pick with pure vibes and almost no college basketball knowledge.Before that, Zaz’s Old-Ass Story Time takes us back to one of the most iconic moments in college basketball history: Christian Laettner’s legendary shot against Kentucky in 1992. Then the crew
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Nine: Zas’ Big Ass Story Time + Bam Debate + Tarantino Tier List
Today on Mystery Crate, we’ve got a loaded show.Zas debuts Big Ass Story Time with an emotional trip back to Magic Johnson’s unforgettable 1992 NBA All-Star Game moment. Jeremy finally gets the floor to defend his Bam Adebayo superstar take after Bam’s wild 83-point performance sparks chaos, conspiracy theories, and plenty of hater energy.Then the crew dives into a Quentin Tarantino tier list, arg
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Eight: Drafting Captains for Mystery Crate
A new era of Mystery Crate officially begins — and it starts the only way we know how: arguing about the cold open, bullying each other’s “sexy voice,” and accidentally creating a year-long competition that will absolutely ruin friendships.In this episode, we introduce Zas Storytime (Z-Storytime?), where Zas takes us back to old sports lore — including the day Glenn Rice dropped 56 and Zas basical
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Seven: Officially “Dorky”? + George R.R. Martin Conspiracy + 6 Burgers
On this episode of Mystery Crate, things spiral immediately.Mike Fuentes attempts to defeat Chris Cote by taking on the 6 McDonald’s cheeseburger challenge — can he actually finish six McDonald’s cheeseburgers in one sitting? From there, the show derails into a full-blown argument about the Renaissance Festival (Ren Faire) — is dressing up medieval and drinking all day harmless fun, or is it offic
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Six: GREG Is Here… (and It Gets Naughty)
GREG COTE IS HERE on Mystery Crate — and we put him to work immediately: a full-on Frank’s RedHot taste test (original, buffalo, garlic parm, pineapple Hawaiian, ghost pepper ranch, spicy maple and more) to rank his top 3 hot sauces like it’s a “Hot Ones” episode… but with chips and a very loud front-chewer.We also revisit Greg’s Love Guru moment from last week (yes, that advice), debate how many
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Five: Chris vs. 6 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers (O/U 5.5)
Chris Cote attempts the ultimate McDonald’s cheeseburger challenge — how many plain McDonald’s cheeseburgers can he eat in one show? We set the over/under at 5.5 burgers, the burgers hit the table, and Chris hits the wall (with the mic paying the price).Then we jump into the viral ChatGPT celebrity parents trend and let AI pick our “celebrity mom and dad”… and it gets WEIRD (Roy gets an all-time p
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Four: Roy Tries Mexican Wedding Cookies
After the show's successful experiment of having Zas try different sodas, Roy is forced to try a random item from the studio's kitchen. The show then explores the ghosts of Super Bowls past as they remember moments from the last few Super Bowls the show has traveled too. Chris Cote then questions the judging of the The Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Later, Jessica has no idea the segment has en
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Three: Zaslow Tries Root Beer
Zaslow joins Mystery Crate to do something he has never done as a 45 year old man, try different sodas including a dreaded root beer. He also wants you to know that 'Sinners' is just a great movie and not the greatest movie of all time. Jessica got engaged and the group is excited to hear exactly how Lee pulled it off. Finally the crew fawns over Zohran Mamdani's Carhartt jacket and Jessica is wor
Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Two: Proper House Guest Etiquette
On a lean episode if Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the proper way to be a house guest when you take a trip or the best way to not be one at all. Chris Cote believes he is on a hot streak when it comes to ordering good food and suggests he can manipulate his daughter into ordering things he wants to try. Finally, the crew deep dives the hit HBO hockey/love story "Heated Rivalry."
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Episode Three Hundred - Sixty One: Don't Sleep on Dominoes
The boys bring Rose in on an impromptu game of Dominoes annoying Mike Fuentes who is just trying to do a podcast. The crew then quickly gives their takes on the finale of Netflix's "Stranger Things" before diving in to Chipotle's new ridiculous high protein menu. Chris Cote then figures out what type of water heater he has in his house and finally we ask Roy, "Whose Snore is This?"
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Episode Three Hundred - Sixty: Heated Rivalry, eh?
The crew breaks down the conclusion of Stranger Things, agreeing that no matter how it ended, people were going to hate it anyway. From there, they zoom out and celebrate the fact that we’re living in a rare moment with a lot of genuinely good TV to watch, including Heated Rivalry on HBO. The conversation then takes a hard left into why bowling is way more complex than just throwing a ball down a
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Nine: Merry PLUR1BUS!
The crew starts by unpacking Apple TV’s PLUR1BUS and asking the only question that really matters: are the spiney trees real? From there, they argue that people are doing Christmas gifts all wrong by telling their families exactly what they want, before getting nostalgic about why celebrating New Year’s Eve just doesn’t hit the same anymore. The episode wraps with a timeless household debate — is
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Eight: The Future of Mystery Crate
The crew kicks things off with Chris Cote trying to get out the door to head to Fort Myers for an important family movie screening. From there, they dive into the world of social media and why certain trends have become downright terrible content. They also break down the conclusion of Tim Robinson’s "The Chair Company," debating what it all means. Finally, the crew reflects on what the future may
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Seven: Spotify Wrapped Season!
The studio is in crisis after Jeremy microwaved his brussel sprouts — though, to be fair, it wasn’t entirely his fault. From there, everyone nominates what they believe is the best possible nights of the year. The crew then dives into their thoughts on "Wicked: For Good" before closing things out by revealing the most embarrassing (and impressive) parts of their 2025 Spotify Wrapped.
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Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Six: Stranger Things is BACK!
The crew can’t contain their excitement for the upcoming final season of Stranger Things, talking fan theories, predictions, and goodbyes for their favorite characters. But after all the Upside Down talk, the craters dive into the first ever draft of what they’re most thankful for and pie draft. Finally, Tony imposes a strict Mystery Crate ban on a mystery Meadowlark Media employee.
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Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Five: Goodbye Pennies, Hello Benny
Tensions are high as the crew revisits who’s brave enough to say they don’t want turkey this year for Thanksgiving. Chris Cote introduces his new dog, Samantha Bennett. Then it’s a spirited argument about when it’s actually acceptable to put up Christmas decorations, followed by a Jess sharing a realization that the U.S. government still hasn’t figured out how to phase out the penny. Finally, bein
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Four: An Old Frozen Corn Dog
The crew dives right into a questionable choice as Tony is excited for Mike and Chris to eat an old corn dog fished out of the freezer that is “just a few days expired.” Meanwhile, Amin’s in a battle of wills with AI video generators that refuse to cooperate, Tony’s fallen deep into a TikTok-fueled obsession with Brutalist architecture, and somehow we end up with Tony and Chris admitting to sneaki
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Three: Tom Brady's Cloned Dog
The crew kicks things off by sharing their go-to breakfast orders — from elite diner pancakes to the underrated glory of a bacon-egg-and-cheese. Then it’s on to the mysterious science of freezers and how food disappears once it enters Chris Cote's. Somehow that leads to Tom Brady allegedly cloning his dog (because of course he does), and a wild conversation about how Sora AI videos are starting to
Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Two: A Puka Hands Halloween
Another Halloween has crept up on the Mystery Crate crew and they are trying their best to be dressed for the season. Chris Cote makes a shocking admission, we wonder where is the worst place on the body to get a pimple, Dictionary.com picks their word of the year and Jessica continues to see A list celebrities on the streets of New York City. Have a happy and safe Halloween everyone!
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Episode Three Hundred - Fifty One: Jess' BIG Win
Jessica is excited for her upcoming family wedding on Notre Dame's bye week. Chris Cote wants to know what everyone's favorite doodle is, Mike Fuentes advocates for a solo trip to Iceland and Cintia is excited for everyone's Halloween costumes. Later, Chris calls Billy to see if he wants to play another round of Jessica's New York Celeb Watch!
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Episode Three Hundred - Fifty: Bye, Bye, Billy.
In a very bitter sweet 350th episode of Mystery Crate, the show says goodbye to show favorite Billy Gil.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Nine: Rolling Stones Top 250 Songs
On this week's Mystery Crate, Mike Fuentes and Jessica unveil a new segment tailored specifically for Billy. They also discuss the practicality of neck ties in modern society while Billy tries to sell Mike on a new shower head. Later, they discuss Rolling Stone's recent list of the 250 best songs of the century so far. As expected, there are some disagreements.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Eight: Protein in Everything
The crew recaps Tony's field goal injury, Chris is amazed by how TikTok can make even the most mundane things popular, Jess goes on a boat and Jeremy can't think straight after his 24 hour New York trip.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Seven: Anyone Get Raptured?
The Craters have survived yet another promised rapture much to their dismay. Mike Fuentes introduces Tony to the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," Chris Cote shares his Top 10 white "sauces," Tony shows the crew how to tie their shoes and Jessica wants you to know it's ok to be a tourist doing touristy things.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Six: Prime Hot Dog Years
On this episode of Mystery Crate, Billy is determined to finally get through Mike's topic sheet. They realize that Netflix's "Stranger Things" first premiered during the Obama administration, Mike Fuentes' gives his definitive chicken wrap rankings, Tony is happy Amazon will be showing Bad Bunny's final show and Billy has a new business venture to bring rest stops to outer space!
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Five: FIFA World Cup Tickets
On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets d
Episode Three Hundred - Forty Four: Pudge The Cat
The college football world wants you to accept Pudge the Cat as "cute" but Mike is not having it. Billy unveils a conspiracy theory behind FIU receiving one vote for the Coach's poll. Jessica invites the show to South Bend and Jeremy deep dives the Wikipedia's of New York politicians.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Three: How much shrimp is too much?
Tony deep dives what makes up the Billy Gil food pyramid before sharing how he was able to convince his mother to get him an Ipod Nano when he was younger. Later, Billy wants to know if Roy is a "Do it Yourself" type guy and tells a story of how he ended up on a yacht he had no business being on.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty Two: Food Influencer Roy
Dan has pushed the Mystery Crate crew to Studio B on late notice and Mike Fuentes is annoyed. Billy wants to be Roy's neighbor, Jessica tries to find a influencer niche for Roy, Billy doesn't like all the non-football football content and finally the crew wants to know if Mike Fuentes is OK.
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Episode Three Hundred - Forty One: Goodbye, AOL
Mike Fuentes is fed up with the shipping container as no one seems to want to stick to a schedule. Once he gets over his tantrum, they discuss the PR glow up of Travis Kelce during this offseason and how Taylor Swift's appearance on 'New Heights' will do numbers. Tony is furious he wasn't able to go see Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico, the crew visits ESPN's Misery Index and finally the show says good by
Episode Three Hundred - Forty: Friends with Coworkers
Mike Fuentes wants to be friends with all his coworkers. This is something that is 100% normal and expected. Shockingly, Billy doesn't agree. Later, Tony shares a story that made him swear off a restaurant for the rest of his life. Finally, the crew wants to know why food trucks are so expensive and what happened to Ethan's dog?
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Nine: I'll ask Gemini.
Mike Fuentes recounts his days as a 19 year old movie theater manager drunk with power. Later, Izzy debuts a new game of "Are you ok?" with the group, Jessica brings attention to the flood of AI video content on the internet and Tony wants to know how Robert Downey Jr. is going to end up playing Dr. Doom in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Eight: Senior Pranks
On this episode of Mystery Crate, the show travels back to their senior high school days to discuss the times they did, or did not, skip class and what pranks their senior classes pulled off. Also, Mike Fuentes wants to revive a classic show bit, Jessica was made to feel bad by athletic children and Billy finds himself in a pickle over group chats.
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Seven: '"JAWS" at 50
Steven Spielberg's "JAWS" turns 50 years old and Chris Cote has a confession about the classic film. Later, Billy joins the show while Chris and Jeremy both release exclusive Mystery Crate Top 5s! Also, the crew is curious and cautious about Dan's intentions inviting a barber to the studio next week.
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Six: The Bachelor Party Pickle
Tony is in a small pickle about his brother's upcoming bachelor party and the craters try to help him find a way to resolve it. Jessica makes the case for July as a good sports month, Fuentes wants Chris Cote to size down his Starbucks order and Tony learns that vacations aren't quite the same once you have a kid.
Finally, the crew discusses more unpopular opinions from the internet.
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Five: Mr. Beast, Lowe's Creator
The vibes are off on a 4th of July edition of Mystery Crate. It starts when Jessica misses her chicken man, Billy discovers that Mr. Beast is a Lowe's Home Improvement creator, the crew needs "Rider Switch" explained to them, Fuentes is BIG back on Marvel and Tim Kurkjian married a hooker?!
Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Four: Love Island, Labubus and a Jess top 10
Tony brings sports to Mystery Crate as he shares why he is upset at the Miami Heat’s draft behavior. The crew discusses the most attractive family in Hollywood before trying to figure out which actor would upset the British the most as the new James Bond. Later, Meadowlark’s social media queen Kirsten explains the Labubu hype train, Fuentes shares his thoughts on this season’s Love Island and Jess
Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Three: Ice Cream or Candle?
Billy has a new game exclusively for Jessica as she tries to get her to guess how many chips are in his bag of Ruffles. Fuentes is trying to figure out when is a good time to start the history of sports, Tyler Herro doesn't believe in history and Tony wants to know if it's an ice cream or a scented candle. Finally, Jessica said we missed an opportunity by not putting #unboxing in our description l
Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Two: MOAR JESS and the Little Things
Jess is back again and Mike Fuentes is talking way too much. Jess wants to s*** on the show "Entourage" which leads to the show discussing some of their most hated television characters of all time. The show can't believe Roy is willingly going to Edmonton AGAIN before sharing the little things in life that make them happy.
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty One: Jess is Here!
Jess returns to Mystery Crate just in time for Billy to open up some of her mail that's piling up at the Meadowlark Media studio. The show remembers pitchman Billy Mays and how a certain product almost killed Billy. Later, Chris Cote learns that central air conditioning isn't everywhere, Amin doesn't see the hype around Portillo's and Jess has a new Mystery Crate exclusive Top 5!
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Episode Three Hundred - Thirty: Special Agent Jack Spade
Chris Cote wonders how malicious "Scam Likely" calls really are, Roy shares the story of how his wedding rings were stolen the day before his wedding, Billy points out the difference in Dr. Pepper soda bottles, and Roy tells the story of how him and his wife got together and how she used an alias before they met. Is Roy's wife a spy? Is Roy?
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Nine
It's Chris Cote's birthday on this brand new edition of Mystery Crate! The crew discusses if Dan has ever gone on a fishing trip, Chris Cote's inability to work on his own car, what topics they have to lie there way through with friends, if beach vacations suck and Billy shares a story about a family trip to Pigeon Forge before questioning Mike's skills as a "Mountain Man."
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Eight
The crew tries to decide what has had producer Mike down the last few days before he reveals that he had to visit his doctor to drop off a "package." Chris Cote is worried about his latest trip to the dermatologist and wonders if his doctor is too young. Finally, Chris Cote claims to know exactly what to say to cops when he gets pulled over. Officer Tony is on the scene to test this theory.
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Seven
Mike Fuentes wonders if it’s ok to laugh at impersonations of cast members from “Love on the Spectrum”, Billy and Chris are wondering if Vinny from the Jersey Shore can be a good stand up comedian, Billy issues an apology and the boys discuss the secret lives of teachers.
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Six
Billy is having issues with a couch delivery, Jeremy had to get some furniture up the stairs, Tony is cheating Uber and Mike Fuentes wants to get a house for all the boys if they get divorced. Later, the boys give Tony some help on packing for his trip to Mexico and Billy discovers cheap flights on Volaris.
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Five
Jessica is moving to New York and everyone hates it. Jessica shares some of her experiences over her four years in the Magic City, Roy gives some insight into his hockey training, Mike Fuentes thinks too much Pedro Pascal is happening all at once and Tony wonders if we are still in stone crab season.
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Four
The boys of Mystery Crate are relegated to Studio B to discuss their feelings about their children growing up before their eyes. Later, Mike Fuentes educates the guys on some of Sabrina Carpenter's risque music, Amin shares his thoughts on LeBron James starring in a mobile gaming ad and Chris Cote tries to convince the room that talking to animals is better than being able to speak every language
Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Three
The Craters discover that Tony may be involved in a blood app pyramid scheme before they relive their glory days on Cameo. This reminiscing leads Jeremy to finally open his own Cameo before learning in live time that Mike Malone has been fired from the Denver Nuggets. Later, the crew tries to see how much it would cost to relocate Tony to another country for a year, dive into the newly discovered
Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Two
The crew struggles with the one question they would ask their pet if they could communicate. Later, they discuss how many bloody marys is too many, what cloths should go into the washing machine after wearing, and the ascension of Walton Goggins as a super star in Hollywood.
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Episode Three Hundred - Twenty One
A full house on Mystery Crate this week as the crew discusses commercials driving them crazy during March Madness. Later, they examine the rise of Amir 'Aura' Kahn and the dramatic fall of Hawk Tuah as Amin claims that she stepped out of her box. Izzy has trouble deciding what to eat for dinner every night, Billy regrets not learning how to play the piano during COVID, and Jessica relives a terrib
Episode Three Hundred - Twenty
The shipping container is worried that we may have reached a critical mass when it comes to the amount of TSA Pre-check members at the airport. Taylor and Jessica wonder how many times Tracy Morgan would be allowed to throw up on the court as long as the Knicks are winning and could we just replace Tony with his brother without anyone noticing?
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