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Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along Sep 17, 2026 1199 Our Heroes had to go to 2 different BKs to get the Dragon Ball meal but they did it. Sort of. Either way, Sauce Monkey is bringing you good tidings, bit*h. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Le

Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal Sep 15, 2026 4628 Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any good? Find out next time on 100% Eat. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100pe

Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along Sep 10, 2026 1839 More like Walk Along. Our Heroes are in the streets with Graysie getting the mozzarella pretzel nuggets but they GOTTA compare them to a NY Pretzel... oh... that's it...? Well maybe WETZELS will stand strong here. Grab an umbrella. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael,

Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House Sep 8, 2026 5209 Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very special YouReview. Thanks to everyone who came out to the live show. We want to do more live shows so let u

Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along Sep 3, 2026 1217 The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every

The Entity Feeds Us Chicken? %% A&W Chicken Sandwich Sep 1, 2026 4740 Our Heroes head to A&W to check out their FIRST EVER chicken sandwich. Oh they don't have it? That's okay because a magical entity has arrived to fulfill their request. Wait. Is this... fish? Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The

Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along Aug 27, 2026 882 Don't worry, Michael feels better now. Grab pack and shack it on the ice cold taco! Bite transition. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch

You Owe Sauce Monkey a New Phone %% Taco Bell Tajin Menu Aug 25, 2026 4373 Our Heroes just saw Graysie and we all have to buy Nick a new phone? Why? It's a huge mystery. Either way, we head back to Taco Bell to check out this new Tajin menu which is only medium Tajin. Michael doesn't even LIKE Tajin. Look, it was either this or the decades menu again and that's been a consistent miss. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100per

Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along Aug 20, 2026 2629 Welcome to Marco’s. We're closed. Go somewhere else. Maybe another Marco’s. Join Our Heroes as we go to the outskirts of Hutto to get pizza. As much as this sounds like a Star Wars reference, it's not. At least these wings stink. Nooooooooo Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The

We Can't Win with Marco's %% Marco's NYXL Pizza Aug 18, 2026 4607 Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this episode. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York!Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store

Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along Aug 13, 2026 956 Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters,

WE SAVE WENDY'S AGAIN %% Wendy's Pretzel Pub Aug 11, 2026 3968 Our Heroes (with some bug assistance) have BROUGHT BACK the Wendy's Pretzel Pub. THEY didn't want to. WE did it. But is it GOOD?!?! Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michae

Calling Out Chapped Ass Gamer - KFC Ride Along Aug 6, 2026 1146 Mayor Mandani, you're invited to our live show on September 3. Anyway Nick didn't pick this and he's mad. He's so mad and petty, he quits. Check out Cheap Ass Gamer and don't eat at gas stations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Soda Exploded %% KFC Popcorn Chicken Aug 4, 2026 3912 Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you Chapped Ass Gamer. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://

We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along Jul 30, 2026 1778 Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get Th

Sauce Monkey Looksmaxxing %% Carl's Jr Chickenmaxx Sandwich Jul 28, 2026 4233 Our Heroes will hear no more of Nick's gas station food wants. We're bone smashers now, looking hotter than ever and eating a chicken sandwich that kind of tastes like cafeteria food. Time to film our own commercial for this place. Pigs together strong. Overcome the man in the mansion! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatliveGrab s

CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along Jul 23, 2026 4136 Our Heroes pick up two drifters from the airport but leave James and Elyse behind. We've got a LONG drive ahead of us but that's okay because there's only one person working at this sandwich shop. Enjoy one of the longest Ride Alongs of ALL TIME. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and g

The CuckCouple Picked This %% Firehouse Subs Smokin Honey Melts Jul 21, 2026 4275 The CUCKCOUPLE are here?!? James & Elyse are still at the airport. This is a different couple. Don't question Nick's driving, he could have made it. We almost got all the food! The couple picked this and there's only 1 person working. Everyone else? Poopose? Oh Poop Hose. LIVE this wednesday at 6pm on our Discord for 100% HEAT! Don't miss it! Sign up at Patreon.com/100percenteat 100% Eat LIVE! a

Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along Jul 16, 2026 856 Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet or have you been North of the wall? Sauce Monkey is getting to the bottom of this and it doesn't matter if you get the hubbas. Anyway check out this pimento cheese, Erick. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.

MORE Honey on Chicken Sandwiches? %% Chick-fil-A Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich Jul 14, 2026 4724 Nick's back and we learn about his father Sweets Monkey. Our Heroes are eating more chicken with honey because this trend refuses to end but does Chick-fil-A do it best? Get your Chick-fil-A Play apps ready and spill water in your laps. And STAY TUNED for a SPECIAL ENDING we've NEVER done before! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percentea

Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin Jul 11, 2026 2244 Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE! Submit your Food Crimes to the court by

We, You, God - Jimmy John's Ride Along Jul 9, 2026 1212 Our Heroes are on their way back to the house after getting all the free smells they can handle. Throw this one up on the TV and contemplate our roster of characters. 100 texts later, its bed time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Foll

Blasting on a JBL Speaker %% Jimmy John's Fetty W(r)ap Meal Jul 7, 2026 4136 Our Heroes say Hey What's Up Hello to Jimmy John's and the new Fetty W(r)ap meal. How do you even say this? Whatever. Get your slappers ready, we recap our live show and Nick's Spurs game experience. Sauce Monkey is a natural vlogger. Oh yeah, the food. What's the point of this? We miss Sauce Monkey Classic. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/

QuikTrip Enjoyers - QuikTrip Ride Along Jul 2, 2026 1020 Our Heroes have been to a lot of places and this gas station was good! They had what we wanted and Nick is doing some quick maths. Don't be a tutor and take a bite outta this roller food. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on I

Pizza from a Gas Station %% Quiktrip Jalapeno Popper Pizza Jun 30, 2026 4441 Sauce Monkey is focused and it's all background noise so don't worry. Our Heroes try QuikTrip's pizza offering which is almost not pizza? Eric can't say no to roller food & Nick ordered a lot of food. What's up with that deer in the dumpster? Help on pump 3 for old woman. Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join t

Michael Got Triple - Panda Express Ride Along Jun 25, 2026 1241 Our Heroes are gonna get STUFFED and watching a car get pulled when it shouldn't. It's dangerous out here and we're gonna get in an accident on purpose. Did you enjoy the thumbnail? It's Nick's best work yet. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every F

A REPEAT YouReviewer?! %% Panda Express Cantonese BBQ Brisket Jun 23, 2026 4308 Hey have you played Resident Evil 2 on Nintendo64? Let New Achievement Hunter tell you about it. Our Heroes are seeing if this BBQ Brisket is worth it here in Texas. We're the cutting edge technology so stay tuned for the new RT NFTs. Bad Kids Rise Up and use your electricity callous. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will b

FEETROOMS Theory Changes EVERYTHING About the Backrooms - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along Jun 18, 2026 1128 WTF Where the Feet?? Michael clarified. What is this red building? We really get into the DETAILS of Nick's single frozen margarita system. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about y

WTF Where The Feet %% Torchy's Tacos Frontman Taco Jun 16, 2026 3956 Our Heroes make sure not to eat the lime as they check out the Best Queso in Austin once again. But it's more than queso, it's nachos, it's taco with too much cucumber, it's 1/2 or 2/3 of a margarita so you don't drink two? Which Quaid are you on the side of? Where's Chris? Let us know if Nick is bad in the comments. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monk

Stan Helsing, Our Favorite? - Ride Along Whataburger Jun 11, 2026 871 Our Heroes gotta get a first look at this hot honey chicken sandwich. Who could imagine such a thing?? Hot Honey?! Chicken Sandwich?!? Whataburger is breaking down barriers. Truly unexplored territory. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.

Eating Mac n Cheese at the Waterpark? %% Whataburger Hot Honey Crisp Whatachick'n Sandwich Jun 9, 2026 4307 Who cares about more hot honey? Have you ever been to calamari waterpark or whatever? You can see it, asswipe. Get yourself into the Backrooms and build it so they will... come...? Catch Whataburger on TMZ. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us

Returning to 636 - Ride Along Fuddruckers Jun 4, 2026 2181 This is a long drive back to the office so Our Heroes make a pitstop at the old Rooster Teeth office, 636. Remember this place? That's the door where behind it someone worked. It's all your memories in one place. Wow. Also we sit in traffic. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get Th

Fudd Prime vs Fudd Exotics? %% Fuddruckers Jun 2, 2026 4529 Our Heroes get ruck'd up at Fuddruckers. Really they're more excited to talk about Taco Palenque but that's just because they had lunch with Don Ponco, the owner. No big deal, just making Hero moves. Anyway Fuddruckers is almost good but what's with the cheese? Also you can customize but only kind of? And why is it in a Luby's? Cuck Chair Entries are CLOSED and we'll announce the winner SOON! Gr

Water Side Quest - Ride Along Panera Bread May 28, 2026 1965 Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Fr

We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers May 26, 2026 4412 Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt my boy https://100percenteat.storeIf you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chanc

Nick Terrorizes Wendy's Patrons with Spoon - Ride Along Wendy's May 21, 2026 1102 Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG

Wendy's: FIGURE IT OUT %% Wendy's Jalapeno Ranch Burger and Sweet & Sour Sauce May 19, 2026 4364 Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now. This is no holds barred. 25% off EVERYTHING at the 100% Eat Store through Memorial Day?! https://100perce

The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along May 14, 2026 913 Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything

Grogu Car Episode %% BK Mandalorian & Grogu Meal May 12, 2026 4992 Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to form because it's a huge mess. To celebrate our second anniversary, we have a WEEK of content up at the Patreon now including some guests, some new shows, and so

It's Fine, It's Meh, I Don't Know - Ride Along Zaxby's May 7, 2026 1208 You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Frida

Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding Shake May 5, 2026 4783 Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding ShakeDesc: He's sorry, but he's really not. The Sauce Monkey's dark passenger is loose and he's mad about Pfluggerville, the milkshake, and this small small pig. Our Heroes brave the Zaxby's to see if their $70 is worth it. It's... not. They're big but where's the chicken? No one's here. If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in

Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell Apr 30, 2026 1308 Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The

BUT WHAT IS TRIPLED? %% Taco Bell Triple Double Crunchwrap & Zab's Nacho Fries Apr 28, 2026 4373 Our Heroes decide that today is a good day and return to Taco Bell to check out their new Triple Double crunchwrap. None of us are crunchwrap guys but maybe whatever they tripled makes it good and we'll definitely all understand what is tripled. Zab also gets with Buldak to take over the world? We get a little in the weeds in this episode. OUR ANNIVERSARY is May 11 and we'll celebrate with a FULL

Exit 8 (2025) Spoilercast - Ride Along Alamo Drafthouse Apr 23, 2026 1942 Our Heroes just saw Exit 8 (2025) and they're gonna talk about it. "Oh no don't spoil it" trust us when we say it doesn't matter. A man becomes increasingly desperate when he realizes he is trapped in a subway station, needing to complete a mission to get out. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on eve

How the Mighty Have Fallen %% Alamo Drafthouse 2026 Update Menu Apr 21, 2026 4738 This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie. This one is for the books but luckily it's also for the bugs (you) so enjoy more than we did. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percen

These are MELTING - McDonalds Ride Along Apr 16, 2026 1139 Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every F

You Have Pretty Feet %% McDonald's Kpop Demon Hunter Meal Apr 14, 2026 4571 Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sup

No Crashes - Jack in the Box Ride Along Apr 9, 2026 974 Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan P

Our Heroes STOP THE STEAL of Wendy’s Pretzel Pub Apr 8, 2026 997 Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs & lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan

YOU Picked BANNED FOOD for Episode 100! %% Jack in the Box Hot Mess Munchie Meal Apr 7, 2026 4244 It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this? New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-

Graysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along Apr 2, 2026 1147 Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you ca

Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust Mar 31, 2026 4088 Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autogr

Beekeeper (2024) Watchalong Mar 28, 2026 7081 Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance. Join us on our Discord by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat and be a part of our upcoming celebrat

Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along Mar 26, 2026 996 Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get

The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken Mar 24, 2026 4085 Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100perc

Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along Mar 19, 2026 1111 Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW! Support u

We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries Mar 17, 2026 4119 This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right. We're watching THE BEE

Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT Mar 14, 2026 4013 Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100per

An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED Mar 12, 2026 2720 To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The

$10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch Mar 10, 2026 4574 Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY TALK?!?! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-e

This is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along Mar 5, 2026 1273 Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place????? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more abou

Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco Mar 3, 2026 4226 Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes

Food CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT Feb 28, 2026 2785 Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join

Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along Feb 26, 2026 1246 Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every

Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu Feb 24, 2026 3890 Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about them? Graysie won't stand for this. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th (TOMORROW)! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat and watch LIVE at 6pm CT! New year, ne

WHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along Feb 19, 2026 1210 Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Le

Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl Feb 17, 2026 4177 CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th! Send in your Food Court crimes NOW and join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percen

1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview? Feb 12, 2026 1459 Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter:

Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza Feb 10, 2026 4067 The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.c

Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along Feb 5, 2026 753 Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with

You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich Feb 3, 2026 4139 Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse? Are you ready for the revival of Rage Quit? New Achievement Hunter is bringing you RAGE QUIT: The Michael, Jordan Podcast this Friday on Patreon.com/100percenteat WOW!

Sauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along Jan 29, 2026 1456 Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow u

Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco Jan 27, 2026 4172 YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where

Nick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along Jan 22, 2026 1354 Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &

Melting Inside the Applebee's %% Applebee's O M Cheeseburger Jan 20, 2026 3910 Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

Tall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along Jan 15, 2026 1432 Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots Jan 13, 2026 3979 Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us di

Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along Jan 8, 2026 1222 Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap

UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu Jan 6, 2026 4167 Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.co

Traffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's Jan 1, 2026 1831 Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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