Let’s Get Bread
Two gay comedians talk all things food, money, sex, and spirituality. Tune in weekly to get the worst takes out there. This podcast offers humorous and unfiltered conversations on a variety of everyday topics, blending comedy with personal insights.
Episodes
The Great Plague of 2026
The boys have been gone and that’s because Lucas decided to get sick and then cough on Everett. But there’s always wisdom in suffering if you’re lucky, and this is your lucky day because this week we reflect on sickness, health, the slow grinding march of time, and how to power through a tummy ache.
Dear Mom, I Made it to America and the Food is Awful (with Jamie Wang!)
We are still sick - it's so embarrassing! Like Everett has fallen and did not get up after. Next week is the week!
Rerelease: Hero Schmero
The girls are sick, as in coughing, and in bed. BOTH OF THEM! Tune in next week to find out who got WHO sick.
Enjoy a blast from our past!
Bad Apologies
Have you ever dropped the ball? Screwed it up? Fumbled the bag? Spilt the beans? Let the cat out of the bag? Then you probably have had to apologize for something somewhere sometime. The boys this week go over what makes a good apology (Hi, Ed Sheeran!) and give each other bad apologies just to see whose blood pressure rises the most. But more than that, we cover who we've wronged, who's wronged u
Books That Made Us Gay
If you judged books by their covers you would probably (accurately) judge Everett; Lucas less so. But this week we dive into literature, specifically the literature that made us turn away from stable, normal lives as heterosexuals and turn into homosexuals who love camp, pomp, and melodrama. These books WILL probably turn you gay if you read them, so you need to get your copies now from the librar
Music That Made Us Gay
If taste makes the man, taste can also make him gay. This week the boys dive into the soundtrack to homosexuality-- the songs, albums, and concepts that made us do that wendy williams head bop thing as young queerlings. From Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne to Anohni and Flyleaf, our picks for music that turned us gay might just turn you gay, too. And if they don’t, they should.
Movies That Made Me Gay
Sometimes a movie can open your eyes to the beauty of the world. It can show you something you’d never imagined, open windows onto experiences you’d never dreamed possible. But other times, movies will reveal to you that YOU are GAY. You are SO GAY and there’s NO going back. This week the boys talk over gay awakenings in film; classics, cult classics, camp, and cultural touchstones that told us we
The Time I Was Fired From the Olive Garden
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re talking about getting fired, the fantasy of quitting before you get laid off, and the very real dream of having enough money that employment becomes more of a fun suggestion than a requirement. If you are a future employer creeping on either of the hosts, this episode was recorded by AI bots. ENJOY!
Can You Handle Constructive Criticism?
Have you ever received critique? Ever been criticized? Then this week's for you! Sometimes a critique sticks, sometimes it's earned, and sometimes it's completely unfair. We dive in to figure out how to gracefully accept notes, how not to react when someone offers feedback, and give each other some less-than-helpful critiques.
You Ever Thrown a Man Out After He Tried to Choke You?
This week the boys look back on their own and others' to wonder, hey, was that rude? Whether you're dealing with friends, roommates, lovers, or enemies, you can't just be rude all the time. We discuss who should be on time, when to ask permission, and get a little closer to helping the world be a better, kinder place. Start with the fork on the outside and work your way in!
Gollum has left Mordor... for Hollywood
This week on Let's Get Bread, everyone's favorite ring-obsessed icon joins us to discuss adjusting to life in Los Angeles, the shocking state of modern men, dating apps, influencer culture, creepy DMs, Erewhon, therapy, and why the Valley is somehow worse than Mordor.
It's our most unhinged episode yet with filled with enough precious moments to make even Sauron hit subscribe. If you see a Gollum
Dear Mom, I Made it to America and the Food is Awful (with Jamie Wang!)
This week the boys reconnect with an old flame. The one who got away. The one woman we've ever seen where we just knew: this girl has IT. And the dame in question is Jamie Wang! We discuss cultural differences, how bad American Chinese food is, comedy in your second language, New York, and the Immigrant Experience (TM). Now go on, be good boys and girls and follow her @jamiewangcomedy! Broaden you
Are We LolCows? Pick-me's with Danisha Carter
In the age where it's all too easy to get lost in the crowd, some people overcorrect and become pick-me's. The phenomenon of the pick-me is one we're unfortunately all too familiar with, and one that's not going anywhere anytime soon. The boys sit down with Tik Tok titan Danisha Carter (@danisha.carter) to talk about what makes a pick-me, how to recover if you become one, and what can happen if p
Hero Schmero
Fellas, is it gay to have heroes? This week the boys dive into heroes. The worship, the disillusionment, and what happens when your heroes become the villain. (Lookin’ at you, Roseanne Barr.) Join us as we crack open a complicated topic and discover just what would REALLY turn Everett off from Azealia Banks permanently, and why it’s kind of ok to have a hero, just don’t be weird about it.
Can I Learn About Dahmer Without Ryan Murphy
True crime! Who's got it, who wants it? Turns out Everett doesn't, and Lucas loves it. We talk splashy, sensationalized, serialized murder cases. The ones that get the Ryan Murphy treatment and the ones that don't-- Chris Watts, Aileen Wuornos, Kaitlin Armstrong, McKenzie Shirilla, and of course, Dahmer. Whichever your favorite guilty pleasure or verdict was, chances are you should talk to Lucas a
I Don't Like Straight Men
This week the boys ask: are the men lonely enough? What's happened to men, why are they, what drives them, and where were they on January 6th? We explore what it means to perform straightness, blurring the lines of seggsuality, who's more likely to do the dishes, how bad modern fashion has led to more crushes on straight men per capita than any other period before.
Fathers & Dads
With Father's Day behind us, the boys talk fathers: who's got 'em, who's going to be one, and who regrets seeing Pulp Fiction at 10 years old. Hop in as we reminisce about driving milk trucks and maseratis, hockey practice and the war, and discuss who's crabby and why.
Rerelease: Self Care with the Queen of 7th Street
The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices.
I May be Gay, but YOU are Stupid: First Impressions!
You never get a second chance to make a first impression, and boy have the boys made some real bad first impressions over the years. We discuss first impressions of each other (gay, conventional, unfriendly) first dates, sets, and job interviews, and whether or not you really ought to put a lot of stock in your first impressions of people you might come to love or hate.
Is Squirt Pee? Is Pee Squirt?
This week the boys dive into the mysterious and wonderful world of dames with certified dames expert, Nina Dicker! We discuss the female orgasm, flared bases, nickel allergies, and the one SIMPLE trick YOU can use to make YOUR dame bust! We go deep this week, and it may get a little sensual as we cover owning your pleasure, gendered power dynamics, and take a stab at the age old question: What IS
Palm Springs, a Safe Haven for GAYS
This week we go to a safe space. A sacred place. A lil resort town in the desert where you can go and be super, super gay, and maybe even take a dip in the pool without your swimming trunks. We talk naked pool parties, group secks etiquette, and the magic out there in the desert-- and you should go find some!
Pet Peeves
This week we go into the bugbears, the pet peeves, and the little things that make you want to take out a hatchet and start swinging. If your pet peeves are anything like ours, you probably also don't appreciate a dick pick with a meth pipe in the frame, or someone refusing to laugh at your jokes, tardiness, passenger princesses, or even Lucas's bad breath. Tune in to see how nevertheless, we pers
Homophobia!
This week the boys confront the old scourge of homophobia. Listen in to find who carries more internalized homophobia and who inspires the most external homophobia! (Hint: it's not Lucas.) From femme tops to J-6ers, we explore the numerous incarnations of homophobia and where you can go to get some! Calling all purveryors, samplers, consumers, and producers. Where do you fall on the spectrum? List
LA is Gonna Make Me Not a Dog Person
From teacup poodles to big dumb boxers, the boys talk dogs. Canines. Man's best friend and sometimes codependent fur babies, we delve into pet ownership in LA, how motherhood has shaped Lucas's day-to-day, and where Everett draws the line on bringing dogs on dates.
Drag: Pack It Up Kids, We Won!
The boys reminisce about early seasons of Drag Race, where the program's headed, and whether gay has gone too far. We reveal ourselves to be old, out of touch, and deeply devoted to any queen who's going to bring back mall drag. Fashion twinks, theater gals, lesbians, AFAB queens, we love you. And all hail Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia, Coco Pero, and Miss Ma'amshe.
Self Care with the Queen of 7th Street
The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices.
Time Runs Together When You're in the Psych Ward
The boys dive deep into the therapy industrial complex. Stigma can f all the way off in this episode, where Lucas reveals the SHOCKING thing that made him cry in therapy and Everett discusses how it feels to get roasted by medical professionals while wearing a gown and gripper socks. No, we may not be clinicians, but we CAN still give you bad advice.
Rerelease: A Room Full of Marie Osmond Blow-Up Dolls
This week on Let’s Get Bread, adult entertainer Joel Someone joins us for a no-holds-barred conversation about porn, pleasure, and stigma. We break down how the industry has shifted over the last 20 years, the shame still wrapped around gay sex, and Joel’s surprising jump into straight porn. Raw, funny, and unapologetic; this is easily our wildest episode yet.
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Dancing for the Straights
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam... It's wedding bells time, and this week we dive into marriage, what it means to chain yourself to someone for all eternity, how much work partnership takes, and the ideal place(s) to meet your future husband. (Spoiler alert: it's probably an orgy.) Is marriage just for the straights? Does
The Kia Asylum
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re diving headfirst into pop divas — the icons, the legends, the museum leaders, and of course, the ones currently residing in the Kia Asylum. Everett finally addresses the long-standing allegations that he looks exactly like Nini Coco, while Lucas explores a bold new business venture: doing Cameos… for feet.
I Need to Stop Letting Men Touch Me When I'm Grieving
Bad habits take center stage this week as we bounce from workplace performance anxiety to post-sex ritualism to—somehow—counting sneezes. No real solutions, just a lot of self-exposure and attention seeking. Easily our silliest episode yet.
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Rerelease: Roomates
Let’s Get Bread breaks down the very real chaos of living with roommates. From food that keeps going missing to the roommate who hasn’t cleaned their dishes since last week, we’re talking about the everyday tensions that make shared living feel like a social experiment.
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Vaseline Alley and a Stick of Butter
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we celebrate birthdays.
From the quiet sting of “so… are people coming?” to full-blown Birthday Diva energy (why is there a dress code for brunch?), Lucas and Everett unpack the expectations, the flakiness, and the subtle social math of who shows up. Plus, we talk gifts; the burden of buying them, the pressure of opening them, and the luxury of receiving them.
I Asked the Rabbit God to Give You Montezuma's Revenge
This week on Let’s Get Bread, the stars are loud and unfortunately so are we. Lucas and Everett spiral into all things astrology; from Everett’s son Gavin to Lucas’s rising yeast infection. It’s educational. It’s spiritual. It’s scientifically confusing.
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Band-Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes
This week on Let’s Get Bread, Lucas and Everett attempt something radical: functioning as a team. Everett bravely faces his lifelong fear of responsibility, while Lucas bravely faces the burden of being the only person who remembered the password. They discuss accountability styles, emotional labor, and why every partnership eventually becomes one person asking “did you do it yet?” and the other s
LGB REACTS LIVE TO THE 2026 GRAMMY AWARDS
Let’s Get Bread breaks down the 2026 Grammy Awards with hot takes, questionable snubs, unhinged wins, and zero respect for genre boundaries. Expect pop culture chaos, strong opinions, and a lot of sh*t talking.
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Mommy Needs a Factory Reset
This episode is all about criticism—how to take it, how to give it, and how to survive it. We talk through feedback on writing, comedy, and even workplace performance reviews, then, in the words of Agent Clarice Starling, turn that perception on ourselves and offer our own critiques of each other.
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Rerelease: Don’t You Dare Fall in Love with Me on This Trip
Everett and Lucas recap their trip to Asia and, more importantly, what they learned about each other — like how Everett needs to be at the gate two hours before boarding (not just at the airport), and how Lucas only recently discovered that Mexico is part of North America.
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Always Starting Over
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re joined by Jason Bornstein to talk sobriety, rehab, and the difference between healthy and toxic shame. Jason gets honest about getting clean, surviving rehab, and why being funny is sometimes the problem and the solution. Dark, self-aware, and just unhinged enough to be therapeutic.
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Can You Conceal Your Hatred for the Guests?
This week on Let’s Get Bread, Lucas and Everett dig into the emotional grease trap that is restaurant life. Drawing from their time as waitresses, they revisit bad managers with God complexes, soul-crushing tippers, and the barely concealed chaos simmering behind the pass.
It’s war stories, gallows humor, and the kind of bonding that only comes from shared trauma and stolen fries. If you’ve ever c
A Room Full of Marie Osmond Blow Up Dolls (with Joel Someone)
This week on Let’s Get Bread, adult entertainer Joel Someone joins us for a no-holds-barred conversation about porn, pleasure, and stigma. We break down how the industry has shifted over the last 20 years, the shame still wrapped around gay sex, and Joel’s surprising jump into straight porn. Raw, funny, and unapologetic; this is easily our wildest episode yet.
Follow us on Instagram at @letsgetb
New Year's Resolutions
Lucas and Everett look back on the wins, the losses, and everything that didn’t go according to plan in 2025. They unpack the moments that shaped the year, the lessons they didn’t ask for, and why people are so fixated on “fresh starts,” New Year’s resolutions, and the idea that January magically fixes things.
Bring Back Fingering (with Michael Henry)
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we sit down with comedian, writer, and Wish You Were Queer star Michael Henry. We talk all things WeHo from the smells of the city, the state of nightlife, and how gay culture in West Hollywood has changed over the years.
First Dates
Everett and Lucas swap stories, hot takes, and questionable advice while breaking down the chaos of meeting someone new on a first date.
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Hanky Panky in the Locker Room
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re joined by Eliot Mack. Eliot is a stand-up comedian and content creator who’s performed all over Los Angeles, including his recurring monthly show at The Comedy Store and on the Netflix Is a Joke main stage. He gives us his take on gym etiquette, from hanky-panky in the locker room to mysterious smells in the weight room.
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Roommates
Let’s Get Bread breaks down the very real chaos of living with roommates. From food that keeps going missing to the roommate who hasn’t cleaned their dishes since last week, we’re talking about the everyday tensions that make shared living feel like a social experiment.
Follow us at @letsgetbreadpod.
Intel for Incels
Let's Get Bread sits down with Ceci Rae, a political commentator and comedian, whose résumé includes debates on Jubilee, Daily Wire, and even a showdown with Candace Owens. Together they dive into incel culture, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the return of blackface.
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Gay in High School
Let’s Get Bread returns with an episode all about being gay in high school. Everett was out and proud, avoiding anything that felt like organized community, while Lucas was deeply closeted and trying to win everyone’s approval through sports and academics. Together, the boys talk mothers of gays, cyber bullying, and all the messy, funny, mortifying moments that shaped who they are today.
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Clean Your Ass and Vote!
Lucas recounts his date with an Ilhan Omar staffer, Everett revisits his D.C. days of trying to catch closeted Republicans with their pants down (literally), and together they unpack the blurred line between social media activism vs. personal branding, all while thirsting for democracy, henny.
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Gollum Has a Pay Pig (Taylor's Version)
Let’s Get Bread welcomes its first ever guest, Mimi Landru, a comedian, writer, character actress, and host of the podcast Match My Freak with Martin Marrow. In this episode, Mimi joins the Breadwinners to talk about growing up in Alabama, navigating comedy as a women, and, of course, dissecting Taylor Swift’s twelfth studio album The Life of a Showgirl.
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Don't You Dare Fall in Love with Me on This Trip
Everett and Lucas recap their trip to Asia and, more importantly, what they learned about each other — like how Everett needs to be at the gate two hours before boarding (not just at the airport), and how Lucas only recently discovered that Mexico is part of North America.
Keep Sally Field's Name Out Your F*****' Mouth
WEEEE, EP THREEEE. This week we talk about the hazards of riding in cars with trade too early in a relationship, Lucas’s depressive eating habits, and worship the ground Joan Cusack walks on for her career-defining performance as Debby Jellinsky in Addams Family Values.
She Found Russian Orthodox Jesus While in Prison
From the tragedy of Everett’s bargain-bin toilet paper to Michelle Bachmann’s almost–VP moment, we’re tackling the headlines no one asked for. Then, Lucas makes the case for why Billy Madison belongs in the cinematic hall of fame. Breadwinners, you won’t want to miss this one!
Think of a Penis as a Dolphin
Buckle up, because you're about to get bread for the first time ever!!! Everett talks about his experience "soaking", Lucas was duped by a much older man, and both of them have a shared disdain for comedians who talk about dating despite both being comedians who exclusively talk about dating in this historic pilot episode.
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