Minds Never Matter
Minds Never Matter is an award-winning actual-play RPG podcast that follows five young adventurers — a paladin, a barbarian, a cleric, a rogue, and a fighter — as they navigate life as freshmen at the Adventuring College of Elona. Set on the continent of Divitotum, the party juggles their own complicated motivations, newfound independence, and the everyday stress of college while strange events begin to unfold around them. It is a comedic, character-driven story that blends tabletop roleplaying with fantasy adventure.
Episodes
Year 2 | Ep. 1 | The Adventure Begins (Again)
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.The Not-Quite-Heroes have returned!In Episode 1 of Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite wi
Year 2 | Ep. 2 | Collective Bargaining
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains mentions and descriptions of fictional religious practices, grief, complex family dynamics, body horror, gore, substance use (alcohol), gaslighting, innuendo, and physical displays of affection between player characters. Listener discretion is advised.After learning that their second year will be taking our Not-Quite-Heroes all around
Year 2 | Paralogue VII | Off The Record (feat. Madio)
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter Year 2 contains innuendo, deceit, death, grief, and gaslighting. Listener discretion is advised.Right after the disastrous finale of The Dowry aired on live television across Divitotum proper, Elona's "top" newspaper The Weekly Lyre's executive editor, Peter P. Peterson has decided it's time to run an exclusive story on our Not-Quite-Heroes, employin
Year 2 | TRAILER #1
Our Not-Quite-Heroes have returned! In Minds Never Matter Year 2, we reunite with Sartheleon, Cecily, Pogo, and Vi finally return to the Adventuring College of Elona for their sophomore year! Our Not-Quite-Heroes are in for some big changes... including a brand-new face joining the party!Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as Pog
Summer Vacation | FINALE | All Eyes On You
CW: This episode features mentions of nudity, sexual innuendo, strong language, substance use, violence, gore, and death. Listener discretion is advised.After discovering the truth behind The Dowry’s production alongside Reina, our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into a true life-or-death battle against the show’s producer: a ravenous Beholder hellbent on exposing the flaws with modern romance!While P
Summer Vacation | Ep. 3 | Let's Get Steamy
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features graphic content, substance use, violence, themes of being watched and paranoia, stalking, romance, and sexual innuendo. Listener discretion is advised.Things are starting to heat up in the villa! With Reina being eliminated, the cast is starting to thin out as our Not-Quite-Heroes are thrown into another challenge to earn some cold hard cash
Summer Vacation | Ep. 2 | Love & Money
CW: This episode features content that some listeners may find disturbing or uncomfortable, including sexual content, innuendo, romance, character death, body horror, stalking, substance use, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.As our Not-Quite-Heroes get their footing as contestants on The Dowry, we see them get cozy with their fellow contestants and participate in their first challenge!
Summer Vacation | Ep. 1 | Welcome To The Dowry
CW: Character death, sexual content and innuendo, violence, mild gore, unhealthy relationship dynamics.Minds Never Matter is BACK! In the first episode of the Summer Vacation mini-series, DM'd by Anna Eliza, we follow our Not-Quite-Heroes a few months after the events of Year 1's finale as they take on their most perilous journey yet: a summer internship taking them to the sun-kissed sands of Solr
Summer Vacation | Paralogue VI | Freedom, Sanctioned
After the incident at House Victosolis and the investigation following the matriarch's death, Violetta Victosolis was allowed a brief moment of freedom before being taken into the custody of the Old-Blood Council for a more... formal trial to decide her fate.Officially taking on the name "Vi", we follow the scorned heiress of House Victosolis after the rest of her party has departed Elona for the
Year 1 | FINALE | Not-Quite-Heroes
CW: The following episode of Minds Never Matter features content that may make some listeners uncomfortable, including death, gaslighting, references to childhood neglect, occultism and ritualistic practices, gore, broken bones, complicated family dynamics, and loss of autonomy. Listener discretion is advised.In the final episode of Minds Never Matter Year 1, the party unravel the mystery surround
Year 1 | Ep. 53 | A Story of Three
CW: The following episode of the Minds Never contains graphic descriptions of violence, death, occultism, blood, verbal descriptions of gore, the use of medical instruments, and substance use. Listener discretion is advised.This is a love story. What atrocities would you commit for your family? Who will you hold close when darkness surrounds you?Don't forget who you are.Our Not-Quite-Heroes face g
Year 1 | Ep. 52 | Evermore
CW: This episode of Minds Never Matter contains mentions of death, body horror resulting in the loss of autonomy, illness, occult practices, blood, betrayal, substance use, and complicated family dynamics resulting in emotional harm and neglect. Listener discretion is advised.In episode 52 of the Minds Never Matter podcast, the party begin investigating House Victosolis after defeating Reginald. T
Year 1 | Paralogue V | The Benefits of Tea
CW: Mentions and explorations of grief and grieving, allusions to substance use.In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we visit Frederic Von Vespera on the morning before the Sports' Festival, before the eclipse, thinking about before... well, that's one of the benefits of green tea, right?Written by Anna ElizaNarrated by Noah BryanEdited by Anna ElizaJoin us next week as we get our Not-Qui
Year 1 | Ep. 51 | Meet the Parents
Content Warning: The following episode of Minds Never Matter contains graphic descriptions of blood, violence, occult themes, as well as substance use and suggestive humor. Listener discretion is advised.In episode 51 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes find themselves facing down their final obstacle to reach House Victosolis and, hopefully, retrieve Emilia from her mother's grasp. As the
Year 1 | Paralogue IV | One Last Semester
In this week's episode of Minds Never Matter, we take a look at ACE's beloved history teacher, Alexander Jarvis Landry, on his last day working for the renowned adventuring college before going into retirement. Written by Noah BryanEdited & Narrated by Noah Bryan & Anna ElizaJoin us next week as we get our Not-Quite-Heroes back together for Year 1, Episode 51, "Meet the Parents"!Featuring.
Year 1 | Ep. 50 | Welcome To House Victosolis
CW: This episode contains descriptions of panic and paranoia, violence, profanity, death & gore. Listener discretion is advised.In Episode 50 of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes hunt for Emilia across campus only to realize that she's made a decision that will change their lives forever. Looking at the carnage left behind by their friend, the party know there's only one option: go dire
Year 1 | Ep. 49 | The Killers
CW: The following episode contains mentions of bodily harm, gore, and profanity. Listener discretion is advised.In Episode 49 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, The Killers face off against Stu Dent in a heated match of Murderball! While our Not-Quite-Heroes have decided to proudly wear the team name "The Killers" for the tournament, they may be underestimating their opponents!Just when
Year 1 | Episode 48 | Oops! All Bits
In episode 48 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally get ready to play some sports! Emilia has a confrontation with her mother, Sartheleon gets bundled into a bag of holding, Pogo gets a special surprise from Glagus, and Cecily may have discovered a new chance at love.Roll For the Future, our first-ever charity raffle benefitting MIRAC is now LIVE! Buy a raffle ticket and
Year 1 | Ep. 47 | The Final's Champion
In Session 47, our Not-So-Hero's put it all on the line to get their last tokens to complete their final, meet the guidance councilor, and find out what can go in a bag of holding.Our halftime this week talks about our first ever charity raffle, Roll for the Future! This raffle will benefit MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee) which will feature prizes from sponsors like Lost Haven
Year 1 | Ep. 46 | It's Tailgatin' Time
The 46th session of the Minds Never Matter podcast sees our Not-Quite-Hero's show off their skills for their final grade at the Tailgating event! But first will Pogo ever find his way out of the forest?Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p
Year 1 | Ep. 45 | Nine More Mistakes
In the 45th session of Minds Never Matter, Sartheleon makes his way back home following his confrontation with Gwen to receive assistance from an unlikely source, and animosity from the person he thought was a kindred spirit. Meanwhile, Emilia and Cecily make their way back from the bar and Pogo researches means to protect his friends. As time begins running out for Emilia, will she choose to alig
Year 1 | Ep. 44 | Finding the Middle Ground
CW: This episode of Minds Never Matter contains frequent use of profanity, alcohol & substance use, as well as descriptions of blood and bodily dismemberment.In the 44th session of Minds Never Matter, the party take a break following their heated placement match for their finals. Emilia and Pogo have a meeting with their history teacher, Alexander Landry and his TA Stu Dent about the morality
Year 1 | Ep. 43 | No Questions Asked
CW: Simulated ViolenceIn our 43rd session, the Not-Quite-Heroes show their ruthlessness on the battlefield as they face an almost unwinnable challenge. But the biggest enemy? Tommy. Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor Murchie as CecilyGretter Naranjo-Leon as Calor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info
Year 1 | Ep. 42 | Consequences & Curveballs
In the 42nd session of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes wrap up the loose ends they left behind before they left for Glagus, much to their dismay, after one door closes many more open -- but there's no time for talking with ACE's sporting festival right around the corner.Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAaron Owens as PogoTaylor M
Year 1 | Ep. 41 | Go Tell Your Other Boyfriend
Love is in the air, but heartbreak is crackling in the thunder clouds above. In the 41st episode of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally make it back to the Adventuring College of Elona. While the party try and get to the bottom of Juno's association with the church and Emilia's mother, Sartheleon asks more pointed questions about Rugar and the Forgotten Gods. Cecily confronts Kiran wi
Year 1 | Ep. 40 | Wheels on the Train Go Squeak Squeak Squeak
CW: This episode contains descriptions of death and funerals.Listener discretion is advised.This week features a short episode where our Not-Quite-Heroes create an emotion sandwich, with being side tracked by a ring, to heart warming/wrenching conversations, to finding out how a fantasy train operates. Featuring...Noah Bryan as your Dean of MagicAnna Eliza as ViolettaNick Tavanese as SartheleonAa
Office Hours w/ Anna Eliza & Noah
Welcome to Office Hours! A rare segment where the producers and editors of Minds Never Matter, Anna Eliza and Noah Bryan, sit down and talk about everything that's happened so far in Year 1 of Minds Never Matter, and what's to come as we near the final thirteen episodes!Come find us at Pax Unplugged! We'll be at the con all three days (November 21 - 23), and Anna, alongside Adam from 5GMs In a Tre
Minds Never Matter | Year 1 | TRAILER
Welcome to the multi-award-nominated Minds Never Matter Podcast!We're a group of five friends running a narrative-driven homebrew campaign based on 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons. Our current campaign follows four budding adventurers: Emilia Victosolis, the Paladin noble with a not-so-heart of gold; Pogo Stardust, the hard-working Barbarian doing his best to become a Wizard; Cecily Belghriom,
Year 1 | Ep. 39 | Where Sleeping Dads Lie
CW: This episode contains descriptions of death, fictional violence, and parental trauma.Listener discretion is advised.A burning hand, heart wrenching conversations, an old dad and maybe a new one? Find out what all of this means in our special extra long episode as we get ready to take a short hiatus before we release the rest of Year 1 of the Minds Never Matter Podcast!Featuring...Noah Bryan as
Year 1 | Ep. 38 | A Girl & Her DERF
CW: This episode contains descriptions of death and fictional violence.Listener discretion is advised.In the 38th session of Minds Never Matter, our Not-Quite Heroes finally have their final confrontation with Gunther in the Stardust House. Now that everything is out in the open, can Pogo's father repair the family's fractured relationship? Or is it already too late to mend what's been broken?Thro
Year 1 | Ep. 37 | Damned To Dedication
CW: This episode contains descriptions of death, grief, fictional violence and political turmoil. Listener discretion is advised.Our Not-Quite Heroes are running out of time to save Pogo's mother as they finally discover who orchestrated her poisoning!Meanwhile, Pogo, shackled, confronts his childhood adversary and learns what he intends to gain by taking control of Starfall City; Sartheleon teach
Minds Never Matter Presents: Skies Above | Ep. 1 | Song In the Mist
In this very special episode of Minds Never Matter, we briefly move away from our Not-Quite-Heroes in Divitotum and instead explore that vast terrain in the world of the upcoming JRPG inspired tabletop role-playing games Skies Above by Lost Haven, which is currently live on Kickstarter!We follow four heroes from across the world as they band together to correct a magical disruption deep within the
Year 1 | Ep. 36 | Banishment
In our 36th session, the party's conspiracy against Gunther comes to a head as the powerful nobleman attempts to banish Sartheleon. The rest of the Not-Quite Heroes quickly and clumsily jump into action to protect their friend, only to land them with serious consequences.Looking for some shiny new math rocks to add to the hoard and want to support the show at the same time? Check out Crystal Maggi
Year 1 | Ep. 35 | Dine and Disaster
The 35th session of our Not-Quite-Heroes features increasingly awkward father and son talks in House Stardust, the price of peppermints and the weight they carry, and a tense meeting with Gunther Gunther.Looking for some shiny new math rocks to add to the hoard and want to support the show at the same time? Check out Crystal Maggie and get 10% off your entire order with our code: HILARITYSAVERPGCr
Year 1 | Ep. 34 | Just Four Walls and a Roof
In our 34th session, our Not-Quite-Heroes' continue their investigation to try and uncover what's ailing Pogo's mother. In their search, Emilia dn Cecily find themselves at the mercy of the Gods in a local temple dedicated to the Goddess of the Moon and God of the Sun.Looking for some shiny new math rocks to add to the hoard and want to support the show at the same time? Check out Crystal Maggie a
Year 1 | Ep. 33 | For When I Say Goodbye
In our 33rd session, the Not-Quite-Heroes recoup after a less than savory dining experience in House Stardust. As memories better left forgotten begin to bubble up to the surface, our party questions their intentions toward one another, and how they can possibly expect to protect Pogo's mother when they struggle to understand themselves.Plus, we have a full lore dump! The party visit Pogo's family
Year 1 | Ep. 32 | Winner Winner Stardust Dinner
CW: This episode contains mentions of terminal sickness, fictional political unrest, and suffocation.After a perilous journey through Glagus' unforgiving weather conditions, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally make their way to Starfall City and settle in with Pogo's family for dinner. As per usual for the group, things aren't ever simple and the truth behind Lady Stardust's dire situation begins to unfo
Year 1 | Ep. 31 | The Good, The Bad, The Gunther
In our 31st session, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally arrive in Starfall City – Pogo's hometown – where they're immediately greeted by an agitated polar bear. After accidentally interrupting a coming-of-age rite among Glagus youth, the party find themselves meeting one of their most peculiar adversaries yet...This week's Halftime Show features Deck of Many Tales – a TTRPG actual play podcast!Deck of M
Year 1 | Ep. 30 | Help Not Wanted
As our Not-Quite-Heroes make their way back to the village after wiping out the ancient fungal threat threatening their livelihoods, they land themselves in a prickly situation when, as it turns out, the townsfolk aren't all too pleased with their approach to "rescuing" them. Can the party make them see reason? Or is this a bridge that's already too burned to rebuild?Looking for some shiny new mat
Year 1 | Ep. 29 | Myceli-mom
CW: This episode contains mentions of suicide, death, and restraint.In our 29th session, the party finally make it to the center of a deadly cavern imbued with ancient magic. There, they finally find the cause of the nearby village's woes: a distorted myconid beast whose misguided empathy has manifested itself in a life form trying to protect a young girl's life after becoming lost deep in the wil
Year 1 | Ep. 28 | Walk a Mile in Your Brother's Boots
In our 28th session, the party continues their delve into the depths of the magic-fueled cavern as they finally seem to have discovered the root cause of the plague afflicting the nearby village. Pit against grotesque, uncanny beasts that have been mutated by the same fungal magic that's taken hold of the surrounding area, our Not-Quite-Heroes are forced to face off against a deadlier threat
Year 1 | Ep. 27 | Down, Down, Down
In our 27th session, colorful lights dance across the inner walls of a frozen temple as our party steps though only for them to be shrouded in darkness moments later, each step bringing them closer to what has been hurting the local village they've stumbled into while travelling to Starfall City.This session is an actual dungeon crawl! Our Not-Quite-Heroes take on puzzles, a dash of combat, and a
Year 1 | Ep. 26 | A Private Ceremony
As a petrifying cry rings out in the night, the party find their investigation interrupted to protect the townspeople from a strange creature that seems to be targeting the village's only surviving child. As they make their final preparations to find the source of the strange, fungal illness that has plagued the area, the Not-Quite-Heroes begin to come to grim realizations regarding their soc
Year 1 | Ep. 25 | The Cavernous Mind
In our 25th session, our Not-Quite-Heroes find themselves investigating a fungal issue in rural Glagus. As they try to investigate, the party get into a moral dispute in a tavern that not only opens wounds between Emilia and Cecily, but begins to make the villagers opinions of the party turn sour. Pogo and Cecily try to discover what could be the root of the mysterious illness that ravaged th
Minds Never Matter Presents: The Song of Creation | Pt. 2 | Of Blood & Hymns
Today, we reunite with our oddball party as they face off against an omnipotent being that holds the secret to everlasting peace. The stage is set, and as a corrupted chord begins to strike, our party must act quickly to secure the legendary artifact from their God-like foe.This two-part adventure was made possible thanks to Todd at @earth_former_games, who not only ran this adventure bu
Minds Never Matter Presents: The Song of Creation | Pt. 1 | Yes or No
Today, we join four offbeat adventurers as they go on what very well could be their final quest -- a journey to discover the fated Song of Creation, an artifact that could, in theory, rewrite the very fabric of existence.This two-part adventure was made possible thanks to Todd at @earth_former_games, who not only ran this adventure but also designed the subclasses used by the party.Each
Year 1 | Ep. 24 | Something's Fishy
In our 24th session, the party finally make it to Glagus! Surrounded by more snow and frost than they know what to do with, our Not-Quite-Heroes have to figure out the best mode of transportation to make it to Starfall City in order to see Pogo's family. As they deliberate on the optimal wagon to take them on their way, they make friends with their new (sort-of) equestrian companions that will be
Year 1 | Ep. 23 | Sent to the Headmaster's
In our 23rd session, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally make their way back to class––but not for long! Thanks to Sartheleon and Cecily's hijinks in Juno's office, the headmaster has grown suspicious of the group's activities and call them in for a disastrous interrogation.This week's Halftime Show features Dicescape and What's Your Damage.DicescapeWhat's Your DamageFeaturing...Noah Bryan as your Dean o
Year 1 | Ep. 22 | Night Heist
In our 22nd session, Cecily and Sartheleon finally break into Juno Everheart's office to try and uncover any dirt they can on the Adventuring College of Elona's Dean. Of course, the pair pay a visit to their dear friend at the alchemy club before heading out. Meanwhile, Pogo continues his own research in the school library to try and discover more information about the Elonian elites (more sp
Paralogue III | Kiran | Wildfire Hearts
Today we move away from our "Not-Quite-Heroes" at ACE to instead peer into the happenings within the vast continent of Divitotum.In this dramatized short story, Kiran reflects on the Family Day incident before meeting up with Cecily to go over conspiracy theories while grappling with her complicated feelings for the Aasimar now that they're both attending classes at ACE."Wildfire Hearts" is narrat
Year 1 | Ep. 21 | I.O.STU
CW: This episode contains references to seizures.Our Not-Quite-Heroes are plunging themselves into dark waters as they try to piece together the truth behind the dark arcane powers that took control of Emilia during ACE's Family Day Event.In our 21st session, we pick up at The Light Under as Emilia tries to run away from Sartheleon after the two of them were caught in a one-way embrace by the wait
Paralogue II | Jareth | Plaything
Today we move away from our "Not-Quite-Heroes" at ACE to instead peer into the happenings within the vast continent of Divitotum.In this dramatized short story, we revisit The Light Under and gain a new perspective on Sartheleon and Emilia's "first date". Just who is this mysterious stranger, and what role could he possibly play in Elona?"Plaything" is narrated and edited by Anna ElizaFeaturing...
Year 1 | Ep. 20 | To Tea or Not To Tea
In our twentieth session, the party descends on their local Moon Dollars for a special investigative presentation by Pogo – featuring Frederic and Kiran, who get invited to tag along. As Pogo begins presenting the cold hard facts of everything that went down at Family Day, and presenting possible theories as to what could be going on with Juno and the Gauntlets. As the group disperses, Pogo,
Paralogue I | Gwen | The Priest of Ghriom
Today we move away from our "Not-Quite-Heroes" at ACE to instead peer into the happenings elsewhere in the vast continent of Divitotum.In this dramatized short story, we take a look at a priest from the Church of Ghriom waking up in a cold prison cell. Unable to identify his captors, he tries to commune with the divine only to be interrupted by a mysterious woman who could be his guardian angel, o
Year 1 | Ep. 19 | Nevermore
In our nineteenth session, Sartheleon grapples with the discovery of his mentor Raven's corpse being tampered with by his comrade, Cecily Belghriom.As he makes a mad dash to heal her, it becomes clear some mysterious arcane power is affecting her body.Uniting the party for the first time following the explosion at Family Day, Sartheleon opens up about just how deadly Gwen truly is, and the party l
Year 1 | Ep. 18 | When the Dust Settles
CW: This episode discusses psychological torture, death, and hanging.In our eighteenth session, the party recovers from the Family Day incident by picking up the pieces of their friendships and the auditorium. Cecily jumps into protective older sister mode and tends to her younger siblings following the explosion; Sartheleon starts to realize that Raven may have been telling the truth the who
Year 1 | Ep. 17 | Two Sides, One Coin
In our 17th session, the History Exhibition kicks off to celebrate Family Day. To nobody's surprise, Cecily's twin brothers interrupt the ceremonies with a special game show with the best of intentions. Meanwhile, Emilia begins to hear the voices of a bygone era call out to her; Sartheleon is ordered to do something that puts everyone in danger, and Pogo tries to figure out what he would do if Cec
Year 1 | Ep. 16 | Family Day Begins
In session 16, Pogo and Cecily head back to campus after fending off the monster plant in the mall and catch up with Emilia and Sartheleon in just in time to attend the History department's assembly. After getting the opportunity to see some of these legendary artifacts in person, something strange happens as Emilia's body and mind begins to connect with a mysterious pair of gauntlets on display.
Year 1 | Ep. 15 | To the Moondollars
In the aftermath of the party's first ever house party, ACE's Family Day looms over our not-quite heroes as they prepare for the festivities. Cecily and Pogo, the glue that they are, invite the party (and their many friends) to their local-corporate-coffee chain for breakfast to catch up on everything that's happened since they made it back to Elona.Emilia and Frederic are once again on the outs a
Year 1 | Ep. 14 | Drama on the Dance Floor
The drinks are flowing and the beats are bumping... but something angsty is brewing at our Not-Quite-Heroes' first ever house party.In our 14th session, the party continue to try and fit in at one of ACE's first parties of the year with mixed success after being kicked out when they initially tried to get in with the cool kids. Cecily tries to make amends with the jock who kicked them out, Pogo st
Year 1 | Ep. 13 | Stop, Shop, and Roll Up to the Party
It's party time! In our 13th session, the party are poking around the mall in a somewhat impromptu shopping episode! After messing around in the mall's armory (and Emilia losing her infinite money strategy) the party run into ACE'S cheerleading squad, who are making last minute preparations for the house party. While Cecily, Sartheleon, and Pogo aren't formally invited to Cindy's exclusi
Year 1 | Ep. 12 | Brawl at the Mall
In our 12th session, Emilia and Cecily have an impromptu training session to spar, which causes Emilia to learn brand-new things about herself with ancient, ominous implications relating to her family history, and has Cecily questioning the well-being of those around her. Later, the party officially reconvene after everything that's happened to them and decide to embark on one of the biggest adven
Year 1 | Ep. 11 | Soup-er Friends
In our 11th session, the party finally make their return to Elona and catch-up on all the things they left behind when looking for Cook. Pogo finally scores his first date with Petra, and learns a brand-new wizarding trick in the process; Cecily settles in to make soup for everyone and finally makes it to the nurse's office on Juno's orders; and Sartheleon and Emilia patch things up and deepen the
Year 1 | Ep. 10 | Flames of Passing Out
CW: This episode contains descriptions of torture directed at an NPC. Listener discretion is advised.After the life-or-death battle against Mayor Merrian – who secretly worshiped the Old God Niaute – and his wood-golems-turned-villagers, Emilia heals Cecily after going down in battle, Sartheleon interrogates Jack to see if he knew the dark secrets lurking below the surface of the town, and Pogo fi
Year 1 | Ep. 9 | Dinner with Danger
In our ninth session, our Not-Quite-Heroes finally make it to dinner at Mayor Marion's manor along with the rest of the townsfolk in Etta. Sartheleon and Emilia sneak off to attempt a stealthy rendezvous, resulting in a major misunderstanding regarding the status of the relationship (and Emilia’s marriage). Attempting to salvage the night, Cecily tries to pull everyone into a game of “Zone of Trut
Year 1 | Ep. 8 | Bread or Alive
After rescuing Sartheleon, the party finally commit to trying to figure why the townspeople in Etta are so weird, but our humble "heroes" might be the only real crazy people in the village. Going from store to store, the party start opening up about themselves thanks to the townspeople's weird interest in icebreaker questions that get a little too personal. The party may not have any leads on Cook
Year 1 | Ep. 7 | The Uncanny Valley
Our Not-Quite-Heroes are finally back after taking a brief hiatus (being an adult is hard). After a wild night at the local tavern, the party realizes that the quaint, carb-heavy village of Etta veers into... uncanny territory. Cecily gets invited to a town lunch while meditating nude at sunrise, Emilia shows her true colors after convincing a man to destroy his own property, Sartheleon gets a lar
Year 1 | Ep. 6 | Baby's First Drink
After being rescued by a fiery new friend, the party set out into the heavily wooded region of Laxor to try and find out more information regarding their mysterious attacker. Cecily gets a clue as to what these mysterious adversaries wanted from her, Emilia's troubles with social cues despite her status as nobility become glaringly obvious, and we find out which members of the party can hold their
Year 1 | Ep. 5 |If You Give a Kid a Handaxe
In our fifth sesion, the party decide to travel by train to Laxor to investigate the secret message (ransom note?) left behind at the scene of Cook's kidnapping after the party ran to Emilia's dorm room to hide from the authorities to complete their somewhat successful heist. While hiding out in her dorm, they realize Frederic has become way less of a jerk than he was before after seemingly sweari
Year 1 | Ep. 4 | A Date with Danger
CW: This episode contains mentions of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.In our fourth session, Cecily is nervous about her first date with Cook and drags the party to the off-campus coffee shop Moondollars to get questionable dating advice from everyone. A threat emerges when police sirens interrupt what should have been an easygoing day, and the party find out that one of the students ha
Year 1 | Ep. 3 | Mist-ery Meeting
CW: This episode contains mentions of branding and harm against one of the player characters. Listener discretion is advised.In our third session, our party members finally start hitting crucial milestones that will begin defining who they'll become throughout their adventure. Sartheleon meets a mysterious woman that knows a little too much about him, Cecily manages to avoid killing someone -- but
Year 1 | Ep. 2 | Oopsie Drazzie
In our second session, our party experiences campus life at ACE for the first time, and the unfortunate consequences of not declaring a melee attack as "non-lethal". After a confrontation with ACE's headmaster, the elusive Aasimar Juno Everheart, our adventurers experience their first day of classes. From Pogo taking an interest in Elonian history and Sartheleon becoming invested in the locations
Year 1 | Ep. 1 | The Adventure Begins
Welcome to the Minds Never Matter Podcast!We are an actual play, narratively driven homebrew campaign that follows four budding adventurers as they take on their most perilous challenge yet -- being college students using Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition.In our first ever session, we get introduced to each of our party members: Emilia Victosolis, the Paladin noble with a not-so-heart of gold; Po
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