News. With Christian Vierling.
A weekly comedy podcast hosted by internet personality Christian Vierling. It offers a humorous and satirical take on news and current events. New episodes are released every Friday.
Episodes
I Said I Didn’t Like Taylor’s New Album & Got Death Threats
Christian Vierling is asking the questions no sane person would ask- especially while surrounded by Swifties.This week on NEWS, Christian and Jerry dive into the terrifying power of Taylor Swift's fanbase, the dystopian insanity, (and vanity) of the VMAs, Meta's adorable little AI future that arrives just in time to steal your data, gentle parenting, Pokémon addiction, and the special cir
I Saw My Old Gym Teacher on To Catch A Predator
Welcome back to **NEWS. with Christian Vierling**, where the headlines are questionable, the opinions are worse, and knowing less may actually make you happier.This week, Christian dives headfirst into another collection of things nobody asked him to explain — from Korean BBQ etiquette and the annual pumpkin-spice takeover to looksmaxxing, 2000s nostalgia, men going to therapy, Christian
As a Feminist, I'm Begging Sydney Sweeney to Stop
Christian Vierling is back with another completely unhinged episode of NEWS — taking on Sydney Sweeney’s latest ad, Hollywood’s Botox obsession at the Emmys, Cesar Millan and the Dog Whisperer era, the rise of shroom chocolates and microdosing, Bonnie Blue, Apple’s foldable iPhone, Venus, aliens, Oura Rings, Adam22 and Lena the Plug, and whatever else civilization decided to throw at us t
I Misgendered My Dog in Front of Millions of People
NEWS is back for Episode 5, and somehow the world has managed to get even stranger.Christian Vierling and producer Jerry tear into another week of ridiculous headlines, questionable decisions and stories that probably deserve far more mature analysis than they’re going to receive here.This week, Burning Man celebrates its 40th anniversary — and things take a dark turn in the Nevada desert
Why the Government Is Currently Watching Me
Christian Vierling and producer Jerry are back for another completely reasonable examination of current events.This week: Flock surveillance cameras are popping up everywhere, Trump’s approval numbers spark Christian’s presidential ambitions, America needs to embrace men with less-than-impressive equipment, an iPhone story sends the show into technological despair, sex robots inevitably e
I Begged Aliens to Take Me Off This Planet
NEWS is back for Episode 3, and apparently civilization has decided to completely give up.Christian Vierling and producer Jerry Brunskill dive into the latest chaos: record-setting food recalls, America’s obsession with goth girls, whether men should cry, Luigi Mangione, the surge in UFO and UAP sightings, fantasy football destroying relationships, parents posting their kids online, a mas
Why Is This Reality Star Topless in Front of Her DAD?! | Ep. 2
There’s too much f**kin’ news.On Episode 2 of **NEWS with Christian Vierling**, Christian takes on the stories nobody asked him to explain — and probably shouldn't have.College grads are moving back in with their parents just in time for AI to take the jobs they thought they were getting. Nepo babies are still thriving. GLP-1s are changing the American dad bod. Influencers are supposedly
I Ate a Doritos Locos Taco During the Taco Bell Outbreak | Episode 1
This week on News with Christian Vierling: a nation united by diarrhea, a Disney adult in the family, and men's obsession with supplements.We cover the Taco Bell outbreak, declining birth rates, the American literacy crisis, Elon Musk saying money's over — and then say the exact wrong thing about all of it.Christian promises you three things: no integrity, no morals, and no one left un-th
