Monday Morning Podcast
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati in his Monday Morning Podcast.
Episodes
Julian Casablancas | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-23-26
Bill rambles with Julian Casablancas about The Strokes new album, Reality Awaits.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(44:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-23-18 - Bill rambles about Comic-Con, conflicting nutritional advice, and Russia.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Strokes - Tyrants of the Mellow MoonHelix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off SitewideJack Ar
New Jersey, Rodney Holmes, 'And' 70s Movies | Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-26
Bill rambles about beautiful New Jersey, drum legend Rodney Holmes, and 'And' 70's movies.Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off SitewideJack Archer: Go to http://www.JackArcher.com, and use promo code GETJACK for 15% off your first order, and see why thousands of people have given the Jetsetter Tech pant five starsSimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off
World Cup Takes, Creation, End Times | Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-26
Bill rambles about World Cup takes, creation, and end times.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(34:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-16-26 - Bill rambles about anger relapse, Eastern Europe, and Stealing the World Cup.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Ocean AvenuePolicy Genius: Head to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR to compare life insurance quotes from top comp
Gestapo Crowd Control, Gen X Brain, Lizard People | Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-26
Bill rambles about gestapo crowd control, gen x brain, and demon lizard people.Policy Genius: Head to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could saveSimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.comHims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED,
The Soccer, The Scowling, Running From Arrows | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-26
Bill rambles about the soccer, the scowling and running from arrows.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(31:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-9-18 - Bill rambles about World Cup, 'roaring' crowds, and ex-presidents.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Radiohead - Just (You Do It To YourselfQuo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRZipRecr
World Cup, Asteroidal Impacts, Dead Actors | Monday Morning Podcast 7-6-26
Bill rambles about the World Cup, asteroidal impacts, and dead actors he'd like to work with.Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSquareSpace: Head to http://www.SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10%
Puking, An Irish Tale, Sports Gossip | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-2-26
Bill rambles about puking, an Irish tale, and sports gossip.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-2-18 - Bill rambles about College, Stand Up, and white guys on bicycles. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis - That's Alright Mama (Live at Madison Square Garden)Fast Growing Trees: Listeners get 20% off their order with code BURR at http://www.FastGro
Belfast, Movies, Nukes| Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-25-26
Bill rambles about Belfast, going to the movies, and nukes.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(35:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 6-25-26 - Bill rambles about the great Vinnie Paul, music festivals, and hair transplant scars.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: PEARL - Nate Smith, Kiefer, CARRTOONS, Kenny BeatsSimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by vi
The Future, Rush, Cleaning Without A Permit | Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-26
Bill rambles about the future, Rush, and cleaning without a permit.SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burrHims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/burrTruewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TrueWerk.com with code burrSquarespace: ht
Ireland, License Plates, Lunatics | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-26
Bill rambles about Ireland, chipping license plates, and lunatics.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(37:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-18-18 - Bill rambles about his last days in Paris, Le Mans, and grounded sixteen year olds.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Herbaliser - Ginger Jumps the FenceQuo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Qu
Walking Pneumonia, Rhode Island, Knicks | Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-26
Bill rambles about walking pneumonia, Rhode Island, and the championship Knicks.Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRCashApp: New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code FAMILY10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 daysPolicyGenius: Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life i
Basketball Violence, Road Game Fans, Back East | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-11-26
Bill rambles about basketball violence, road game fans, and going back east.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(37:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-11-18 Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Soul Coughing - Soft ServeZipRecruiter: Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRHims:
Michael, Jerry Rocha, Cruise Ship Living | Monday Morning Podcast 6-8-26
Bill rambles about Michael, comedian Jerry Rocha, and living full time on a cruise ship.ZipRecruiter: Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRHims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURRSimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRGusto: Try Gusto
Knicks, Super Villains, Canadian Hockey | Monday Morning Podcast 6-4-26
Bill rambles about the Knicks, Super Villains, and Canadian Hockey.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(39:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-4-18 - Bill rambles about the Capitals, recliners, and the Irish News.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Washed Up - 12 Million Miles AwayShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.
Blue Note, A.I. Mistresses, Not Fighting | Monday Morning Podcast 6-1-26
Bill rambles about the Blue Note jazz club in Los Angeles, A.I. Mistresses, and not fighting teenagers.ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR.Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURRSquarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace
Health Advice, Cruise Ship Pitch, Gift Rejections | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-28
Bill rambles about health advice, a cruise ship pitch, and gift rejections.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(33:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-28-18 - Bill rambles about losing Game 7, Hollywood vanity, and Korean Foreskins.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Sonny Rollins - There Is No Greater LoveQuo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to
Bad Parents, Blue Light Glasses, Australian Beaches | Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-26
Bill rambles about the fall out of bad parenting, blue light glasses, and the beauty and dangers of Australian beaches.Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRHelix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wideTruewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURRFast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show
Dancing Robots, Tips, 90s Michael Douglas | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-21-26
Bill rambles about dancing robots, tips, and the victimization of Michael Douglas in the 90's. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(33:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-21-18 - Bill rambles about Artisan ice cream, expansion franchises, and the Royal Wedding.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ryan Porter - Déjà VuShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days
Being Late, Line Cutting, Karate Cowboys | Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-26
Bill rambles about being late to the game, line cutting, and karate cowboys.ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR.Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURRSquarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial,
Atlanta, Scandals, Presidential Merch | Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-26
Bill rambles about Atlanta, scandals, and presidential merch.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(34:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-26 - Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: St. Vincent - Laughing With A Mouth Full of BloodHims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss
E=MC2, Dodger Stadium, City Problems | Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-26
Bill rambles about E=MC2, going to Dodger Stadium, and city problems. Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get better plants and better growing at Fast Growing Trees dot com using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.Fast GrowingTrees.com code BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your
Jason Newsted | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-26
Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about his upcoming tour with THE CHOPHOUSE BAND.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(01:02:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-7-26 Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender.Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURRZip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruite
Ginger Baker, Refrigerator Microphones, Spirit Airlines | Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-26
Bill rambles about Ginger Baker, refrigerators with microphones, and Spirit Airlines.Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or do
Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26
Bill rambles about the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and taking a cold plunge.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(28:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-30-18 Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ahmad Jamal - Poinciana (Live at The Pershing Lounge)Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and mo
A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26
Bill rambles about A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance. Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURRTruewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURRFast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at c
Logos, Blinking Robots, A.I. Scam | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-26
Bill rambles about team logos, blinking robots, and the A.I. Scam.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(35:54) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-23-18 - Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: John Mayer - New Deep (As/Is Volume 4)WATCH the MMP LIVE AT SWSW: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0Hi
Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26
Bill rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions.Hims: Online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURRHelix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide Squarespace: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR at checkout Fast Growing Trees
Bob Odenkirk | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-26
Bill rambles with the great Bob Odenkirk about his new movie 'Normal', their time together on Broadway, and classic action movies.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(51:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-16-18 - Bill rambles about taxes, Syria, and not being a rat.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Carrtoons - Action (ft. DJ Jazzy Jeff)Vinyl Moon: For a limited time, Mond
Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26
Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 5
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
Bill rambles about North Carolina, remember jokes, and a bankrupt country.(00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(44:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-9-18 - Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Flea - A PleaseNORMAL: From the creator of JOHN WICK and NOBODY comes the new movie NORMAL: a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure m
Ragers, Easter Candy, Getting Scanned | Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-26
Bill rambles about going to a 'rager', Easter candy, and getting scanned.Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURRZip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSquarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to
Live at SXSW | the Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-26
Bill rambles about novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer. Recorded in front of a live audience for the SXSW Festival on March 13th at Esther's Follies in Austin, TX.WATCH: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0Presented by Ship Station ShipStation: Try ShipStation free for sixty days with full access to all features at www.ShipStation.com code: BURRMeUndies: Get to get 2
Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26
Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(36:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-26-18 - Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses, and F1.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mikis Theodorakis - The Fire InsideFast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select
Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26
Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% of
Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26
Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.-----------------------------------------(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia-----------------------------------------SimpliSafe: &
'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26
Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in
Being Sick, Why A.I.?, H.O.A. | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-26
Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s.(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR H
School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26
Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:
Rick Middleton | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-26
Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton about his time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-5-18 - Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life (Pulse) Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR SimpliSaf
War, Reaction Videos, Dog Advice | Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-26
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Disney, Hockey, Flying | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-26
Bill rambles about being a Disney dad, hockey, and flying. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your fir
Team USA, Turmoil, Italy v. France | Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-26
Bill rambles about Team USA, turmoil, and Italy v. France. Helix: A study they ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide. Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your fir
Olympics, A.I. Self-Help, Reading | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-26
Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv
Files, L.A. Rain, Hurling | Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-26
Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between organic ground beef, chicken breast or ground turkey in every box for a year, plus $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to http://policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see ho
Island Politics, Meaning of Life, Gibberish | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-26
Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07) Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with pro
Super Bowl, The Bay Area, Birds | Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-26
Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds. Coast: No contracts, no commitments, just a smarter, simpler way to keep your operations tight and your crews moving. Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv
The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26
Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1. (01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here! Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up
Spiritual Whores, Birds, Cleo's Legacy | Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-26
Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay. Kalshi: Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR SimpliSafe: Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, with code BURR to save 10% off
NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-26
Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
the Patriots, Old School MTV, Drug Names | Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-26
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names. Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com code BURR. HI
Garage Doors, Rulers, The Future | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-26
Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview - Only three games left! Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.
the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26
Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’
Flightless Birds, New Music, Breath Work | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-26
Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend. They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriat
The Hockey Show, Playoffs, Charities | Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-26
Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo: No missed calls. No missed customers. Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts. http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy P
Seattle, Ear Pods, Drugs | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-26
Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. See Pr
Arenas, Snow Plows, Winter Break-Ups | Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-26
Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter. SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Coast: Unlike old fuel cards, Coast works everywhere Visa is accepted. Every gas station, every brand, every tim
Drums & Donuts, 'Is This Thing On', Tablas | Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-25
Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25
Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/burr Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to http://www.Quo.com/
The Business, Second Weddings, Psychos Celebrating | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-25
Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man. (01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul is officially out of the running to beat th
the Patriots, Rob Reiner, Judgmental Friends | Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-25
Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends. Mizzen & Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at http://www.mizzenandmain.com promo code BURR20. SimpliSafe: This is one of the best prices you will ever see for SimpliSafe this month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR R
Freddie Spencer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-25
Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails. 01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul ar
Diddy Doc, A.I. Privacy, Escort | Monday Morning Podcast 12-8-25
Bill rambles about the Diddy doc, A.I. privacy, and issues with an escort. Hydrow: Head over to http://www.Hydrow.com and use code BURR to save up to $600 off on Hydrow rower during this holiday season. Squarespace: Check out http://www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or dom
Breakthroughs, A Bike Ride, The Valley | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-25
Bill rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-4-17 - Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs, and nosy neighbors. (01:54:06) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 14 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill went 3-1 and Paul went 2-2. They talk about the weeks games as well as crazy people in publ
Diabolical Behavior, Holiday Bums, Driverless Cars | Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-25
Bill rambles about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars. Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to www.Quo.com/burr. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva
Thanksgiving, Inventory, Public Schools | Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-25
Bill rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR today and you will get 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year—you won’t ever see a better price. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25
Bill rambles with Ms. Pat about inner city Smokey The Bear, acreage, and her new show 'Ms. Pat Settles It'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:23) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-20-17 - Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media. (02:06:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 12 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul had a week that says he's on his way to being r
Vancouver, Eddie Murphy, Being Clean | Monday Morning Podcast 11-17-25
Bill rambles about Vancouver, the Eddie Murphy documentary, and being clean. Squarespace: Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cornbread Hemp: Right now, Monday Morning Podcast listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and
Old ESPN, Food, Canada | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-25
Bill rambles about old ESPN, food, and Canada. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:56) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-13-17 - Bill rambles about F1 robberies, Brad Paisley, and the Cellar Table. (01:39:28) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 11 Preview with Paul Virzi. The unthinkable happened. Paul went 0-4 and Bill went 3-1. Bill is (correction) 19-20-1. Paul is 11-28-1.
Sidewalks, Koozies, Pharaohs | Monday Morning Podcast 11-10-25
Bill rambles about city sidewalks, beer koozies, and Pharaoh feminism. Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at www.Quo.com/BURR Robinhood: Get started today at www.robinhood.com/yourmoney See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic
Dolls, Forgiving People, Online Shopping | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-25
Bill rambles about underage dolls, how to forgive people, and online shopping. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:04) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-17 - Bill rambles about Milwaukee, electrolytes, and being full of shit. (01:39:10) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 10 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is .500 and Paul still believes. The fellas make their picks and talk about
States, World Series, Gym Clothes | Monday Morning Podcast 11-3-25
Bill rambles about the states, the World Series, and gym clothes. Hydrow: Skip the gym, not the workout—stay on track with the new Hydrow Arc, Hydrow’s most advanced rower yet. For a limited time, go to www.Hydrow.com and use code BURR to get $100 off any Hydrow rower—including Arc. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20%
Homeless Freedom, Sandy Kofax, Old People | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-30-25
Bill rambles about homeless freedom, Sandy Kofax, and old people. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(25:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-30-25 - Bill does his first live podcast at the ATC Podcast Festival l in Phoenix, Arizona.(01:47:50) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 9 Preview with Paul Virzi. Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games. They talk wor
Heroine Chic, Roller Coasters, Heli-Hogging | Monday Morning Podcast 10-27-25
Bill rambles about 90's heroine chic roller coaster malfunctions, and heli-hogging. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims
Unsavory Characters, Chaperoning, 'They' | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-23-25
Bill rambles about unsavory characters in sports, chaperoning a school field trip, and 'they'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-23-17 - Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying, and his Austin weekend. (01:26:43) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 8 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again with a 3-1 week. Paul holding on
Ohtani, Godfather Pt II, Cabbage | Monday Morning Podcast 10-20-25
Bill rambles about Shoehei Ohtani, the Godfather Pt II, and cabbage. Mizzen & Main: Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BURR20.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bears, Open Carry, Salmon | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-25
Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-16-17 - Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head, and shoplifting. (01:43:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week. Paul is on life support with anothe
Windows, Evolution, the Boroughs | Monday Morning Podcast 10-13-25
Bill rambles about windows, evolution, and the boroughs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave Elitch | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-25
Bill rambles with drummer Dave Elitch (Weezer, The Mars Volta) about his new program for drummers 'Your Mind's Ear' available now at www.DaveElitch.com (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-9-17- Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter, and the Coast Guard. (01:58:20) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 6 Preview with Paul Virzi - Bill r
Patriots, Old Photos, Space | Monday Morning Podcast 10-6-25
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old photos, and space exploration. Quo: Go to Quo dot com slash burr to get started with a free trial and get 20% off your first six months at www.Quo.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive my listenersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac
Water In The Basement, Diving, Doctors | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-25
Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties. (01:41:35) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 5 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul has a redemption week going 3-1. Bill has brought his win column u
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