Have Kids, They Said…
Hosted by SiriusXM's Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis, this comedy-focused podcast tackles the messier side of parenthood. Each episode the hosts laugh at their own parenting fails while questioning the endless stream of picture-perfect advice. It's a relatable, humorous take on the chaos of raising kids, offering a refreshing break from overly polished parenting content.
Episodes
Who is Peri?
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole catch up. Rich tells us about his birthday in NYC. Have you ever binged a show as a family? Rich did, and the fam LOVED it! Then he admits he had a photo booth fail. Did Kelly Clarkson get the Pretty Woman treatment? Then a sexy time story leads to perimenopause talk...and Rich ruuuuuns with it. Don't worry, Nicole says what we're all thinking.Please like, share
Romantic Haven
On today's episode, Nicole is having tech ISSUES. Are you a 'keep it all' or 'throw it all out' kinda person? It's all over the place in today's episode. Rich introduces a new game, 'Is it brilliant or f'd up'! Then Matt gets on Nicole for ruining a date hang...until more info came out. Which brings up the question: can you recycle romantic spots? Then it goes back to gyno stories. Keep shari
Millennial Teapot
On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna after the VMAs? Rich shows Nicole a video about advising your daughter on what to do when a guy asks for a photo. This leads to talking about kids going to parties. Guys, looks like the millennial pose is finally going away. How wil
Ghost S*x
On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up for his lame Dad joke. Budgeting slips so quickly with kids. Nicole is really trying to be in a better state of mind. Rich doesn't know how to insult kids...he wants some help. And then comes allllll the smut. From paranorm
The D Word
On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids for EVERYTHING...is this a good thing? Rich is all about 'bloom' scrolling. Our phones are really listening. Teaching kids not to get defensive over what other families have. Keegan's sweet text. Gen Z iced coffee controversy.Pleas
Sweaty Attack
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are you worried about being judged? NO ONE CARES! There was a sweaty attack on Nicole. Puberty memory lane. Rich is having a hard time without taking the jump with peptides. Big news: Rich has made big strides in growth! Be on the look
Tops & Bottoms
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it really just the water in NY that makes the food so special? Rich wants Sara to pester him more when he's away. Regional parenting. What is the statute of limitations when people leave stuff at your house after a party? Keegan's
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PodMaxxing
On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And Rich hates the idea of pheremonemaxxing being a real trend. Nicole and Parker can't stop roasting Matt over his ear stickers. Then things get sad with some of the bigger stories in the news, with Lindsey Clancy and the ho
Picklenuts
On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love to Dolly. Quality sperm's going rate. Fart corners. How far do you let kids get nutty?
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I Love Coach
On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough. School group chats are out of control. Rich feels the love, and Nicole has some concert STRESS.
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The Token Straight
On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?! Sara comes on with a few Reddit stories that need advice and validation. Benny has a great idea, and Keegan gets deep.
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Darn Tootin'
On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still battling the gophers and sticking his foot in his mouth with the first day of school. Nicole is hating that Matt's ear is 'under the weather' and being the punching bag. Would you love your person if they lost an appendage?
Love A Suburban D!icks
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever requesting teachers? Rich has a new segment..."Did Rich cross the line?" Nicole was struggling with a to-go order.
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That Ship Has Sailed
On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton. Carsick stories and Wickerween. Parker stealing Nicole's shorts for camp, and they can't get over how she's growing up so fast.
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Wick D!ck Ick
On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how different partners react to things. And we are worried about Ariana Grande. Who else feels left out for the excitement over the Marvel movies? Eyebrow lady stories and awkward Sara vigilante. Tom Brady gives us the ick because he i
The Ultimatum
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central.
Masters of the Awkward
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids?
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Creamed My Pants
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers.
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Use Your Head
On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Em
Poppin' Presidents
On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not pla
Wear & Tear
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode.
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Concert Diapers
On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids.
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The Gardenfather
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices.
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Melons
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows t
Quack Quack, Village B!tches!
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, and
Throw in a lil more citrus
On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some out-of-the-box methods of parenting. They laugh over stories of all the World Cup visitors and their 'discoveries.' Nicole discovers a similarity with Parker, and it's hilarious.
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Elbow Sack
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they wouldn't be into it. And what got Nicole wanting to go for the nut sack? Keegan wrote a book and makes Nicole jealous. Balancing special moments with each kid is TOUGH. MSG has A LOT going on. And they get into this week's
Botox & Gophers
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you c
Can I Get a Plus One?
On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help re
Oh, Rats!
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up!
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Bowlorama Rich
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it!
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Bean Grinder
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation.
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Slurpee Sounds
On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it jus
Porch Goose
On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing
Frothy
On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports.
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Nips Up
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala and Bruno Mars. Nicole hates that she thinks she has it all together at the beginning of the week, only to self-implode. But she tells us all to "Nips Up"! Rich also lets us know about BDD's. He also has All-Star woes for Be
Rub With Inentions
Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks d
Bang It Out
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a homework confession. Matt saves up his big feelings, and Nicole needs him to find a way to release them. Rich wants to know...quality vs convenience, and what is worth it with kids. Iconic TV quotes quiz. A village challe
Poop Gate
On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his confrontation claim. When was the last time you went to a street fair or a farmer's market? Nicole learns something about her building's balconies, and it's some sh!t. Rich tells everyone what women want. The digital detox is h
Three-Legged Race
On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos.Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspecti
Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is.
Bi-Condiments
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parke
Really Scoopin' In There
On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the DR. Where Coachella started to where it is now spurs a question: what age are you over things? Throwing out ownership of your kid when they act up. Shower habits. Rich realizes no one is chasing him. Keegan is becoming a h
Giraffe Chiropractor
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich
A Ruckus in the Coop
On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with he
Cat Docking
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out.
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Take It Like A Champ
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little.
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Bangers & Mash
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids.
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Master P
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales.
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Thrusting & Totes McGotes
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever.
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Do You Wanna Strengthen My Pelvic Floor?
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant inv
Don't Be A Potato
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways
Where's the Punchline?
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggress
It's A Sextinction
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies. Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolu
Bring Balls Back
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors, awkward h
The Bunny in the Room
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a simple change of plans, your most re-watched movie, and Rich casually rolling out a list of people he hates. There’s a debate over your OF line, what to do when kid activities get double-booked, and Nicole getting a little starstruck in her
Sparkling Clean T*tties
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder whether AI is about to take social media entirely out. Rich still cannot get Nicole on the reality-show train, they agree a nice dinner beats wild parties every time, and share worries over Nancy Guthrie. Matt is the star of today’s 'You’re
Houseboats & Strippers
On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him.Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget t
Whole Lotta Hog
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged betting, and Nicole’s slow return to life after being super sick. They get into Grammy chatter, Rich has a proud dad moment with Emmy, Emmy asks that baby question, and two new segments make their debut: Stop Tryin’ to Be Cool
Ghost of Old Man Clemmons
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the Challenger explosion (with a truly interesting Nicole analogy), sledding vs. sleigh riding, and why cubicle life feels officially dead. Nicole's elevator drama, Rich prepping for Career Day, a detour into smut books and wh
Ahoy Hoy
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich proudly confirms he does not miss seasons at all. They get into things you’re pretty sure you’ll never do again, mispronouncing words with full confidence, and when sports and activities officially become too much. Plus: Kan
Defeated and Depleted
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids' eating habits. They get into which celeb drama has their attention, Nicole hits full defeated-and-depleted mode, and they debate the pressure to show up to every kid event. Plus: where you land on Beach Mom trending drama. Nico
Friends Forever
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia that comes with it. Matt jumps on with the college football national championships, they talk about building kids’ confidence, when is a sports parent "too much", and help a listener who needs advice. Rich is stressed with his draft coming
High Sleep Debt
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think actors think about during smooch scenes. Things turn real as they talk men and feelings, Nicole’s Oura stats haunting her, and her very strong feelings about PE teachers and body image. Rich realizes he might have a control issue, they ask wha
Parker Handles It
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it really. Parker handles a bully, talk toxic mom groups, and wonder if drinking just isn’t the vibe anymore.Hit play now and share with someone who’s also rethinking everything.
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Bone In
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures, the Oura ring taking over Nicole's life, and the Toto toilet. What you can’t come back from? Along with some couples-fight homework, and a street tale that goes sideways fast.Hit play now before Rich orders another pork chop.
Have Kids, The
Frontal Fart
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done and ready for the regularly scheduled program. They check in on who actually made it to midnight, agree that family quiet time is the dream, and Rich tells Nicole about Dr. Pepper babyyyyy by Romeo with the music remix on s
Tinsel T*ts
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for the good presents. They get into watching holiday favorites, Matt still being sick, and Rich begging everyone to pick up the pace. There’s some generational empathy, Nicole has a run-in with Mrs. Claus, and Sara has a holiday
There's an L in Rudolph
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist. Nicole is all over the place, Matt is taken out by the man flu, and Rich shares how his kids love hard. They get into party invites when kids are involved, generational lingo, Nicole’s DMV adventures, and the very serious de
Rest Easy Piper Waffles
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic Parent Trap–style moment with Coley, Keegan texts Matt to “chill bro,” and Christmas shopping stress is very real.Hit play now to get in your holiday feelings and share it with someone who’s already behind on gift shopping.
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Double Onion Volcano
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are listening more than usual, Matt is going full sports dad on Keegan, and Rich has decided his true calling might actually be becoming a hibachi chef.Hit play now! Because this spiral happens fast and you don’t want to miss it!
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John F'n Williams!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga.They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Frida
We Spackockled It
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party, the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a m
I'm One Thankful B!tch
On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their kids realize animals are, well… meat. Rich steps fully into his Broadway Boy era as they talk about the new Wicked movie, and a basketball hypothetical comes into play.Sara’s sweet love notes make an appearance, the Annual G
Don't Burn the Toast
On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full fly-on-the-wall access to their unfiltered therapy session. They discuss what's happening with the Wicked press, Tara Reid nostalgia, and Matt was in a movie, then debated if reading at a bar is ok.Parker’s made a major life dec
I'd Bang Ulysses
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara.There’s
Guilt Burgers
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories and Matt’s snoring. Rich admits he cried over a TikTok trend (shocking no one), should we quit social media entirely, and they both agree being “on the road” is anything but glamorous.There’s debate over the nostalgia with G
Throbbing Rod
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their childhoods. Rich fails spectacularly at taking care of a sick Sara, Keegan’s got a wild new homework method, there’s talk of mondo pen!$, tuck-ins that never die, and a FaceTime fail Matt will never live down. Buckle up—it’s
Stress Pickle
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about Rich loving his daughter hyping him up, the sexiest man alive, Wicked, Dodgers heartbreak, the NYC Marathon, baby naming debates, morning vs. night showers, parenting “what would you do’s,” and Rich calling a family meeting. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and classic chaos—listen now!
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