You Don’t Know Anything About Women: Dating Stories and Advice
A podcast where the host reads and responds to cringeworthy dating and relationship posts from Reddit, offering blunt, real-world dating advice for men. The show argues that typical online commenters give terrible guidance, while the host claims to have far more dating experience. Each episode aims to provide the practical advice that clueless guys actually need but are often banned for sharing.
Episodes
"I Let Girls Choose $1,000 First Dates...Can I Just Take Them on Walks Instead?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy wondering if confidence is needed or not to have success in dating (he's worried about "emotional availability").- An overthinker who is wondering if a woman's willingness to meet on a weeknight means she's not interested.- A guy asking if it's okay to invite girls out on walking dates (the comments are atrocious).- A frus
"I Kissed Her, Texted Her Twice, and Booked Date #2 Already...Why Is She Ignoring Me!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who texted too many damn pleasantries to a girl he went on a date with (she ordered a ride home after a touchy date).- A guy dating a woman who wants to be a "high-tier" influencer.- A guy who says he can't find any women who are actually interesting to him (I feel this!).- A confused guy who is wondering if the advice tha
"She's Seeing 4 Other Guys and Told Me This Is Just How Dating Works! Is She Right?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is sharing a girl with 4 other guys and thinks that might be fine.- An insecure guy who doesn't like his girlfriend going out to clubs with her "guy friends."- A guy whose relationship has fundamental issues but he's worried about the girl moving to another city.- An overweight guy who says most couples meet on dating
"I Want to Be Friends With Girls That Won't Sleep With Me...Why Do They Keep Ghosting!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who got ghosted after the third date by a girl he says is uglier than him.- A guy wondering if bowling is a good first date idea or not (it is NOT).- A guy who's been ghosted three times recently and is perplexed (to me, two of them had obvious reasons).- A guy dating a doctor who demands that he call her "Doctor."- A guy
"A Girl Who Rejected Me 8 Years Ago is Now Divorced With 2 Kids and Finally Wants to Date Me!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A 26-year-old who started dating 8 months ago and has gotten his heart rekt already (the girl told him she wanted to take things slow).- A guy who had a girl with a long-distance boyfriend flirting with him HARD, but he blew it.- A guy who has been contacted by a girl that rejected him before she had 2 kids and is now looking fo
"I Smell Like Garbage and Plan to Live on $15K a Year...Why Can't a Find a Girlfriend!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is worrying about offending girls when he talks to them after he approaches other girls.- A guy accusing girls of "giving up" on the relationship when he hasn't even asked them out.- A former video game addict who now cares about his appearance and healthy hobbies because of a girl.- An extremely frugal guy who makes a
"I Sent Her Nudes and She Sent Me Fakes...I Can Still Trust Her, Right?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who talks to girls on apps but never asks them out and wonders why they lose interest.- A guy who thinks his uncle goes and picks up random girls in his cool car at will.- An immigrant in a brand new country who doesn't know how to meet girls (they're all around him).- A guy who feels like he gets too anxious unless he's d
"I Asked for Permission To Touch Her Chest, She Said Yes, Then She Freaked Out!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who had a trip booked with his parents before he met his girlfriend, and she says he needs to cancel.- A guy who keeps getting interrupted by his girlfriend trying to show him Instagram garbage when he just wants to relax and play video games.- A guy wondering if he got scammed when the girl he was on a date with suddenly
"She F'd Her Co-Worker While I Was Dating Her and Another Girl. How Could She Do This!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is worried that he's going to be able to see the girl he's dating "only" 3 times in the next 6 weeks.- A virgin who can't believe that two people would ever want to have a one night stand (it's not as simple as he thinks).- A guy whose pride is keeping him from going on a second date (I tell a story about a time when I
"My Girlfriend Says She's Too Insecure to Do Arts & Crafts Together...Should I Finally Dump Her?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- An autistic guy who wants to apologize to the girl he's dating over and over when he makes mistakes.- A university student who asked a girl out, got a NO, and is wondering how to deal with still regularly seeing her (it's time to be cool).- A guy who is worried about competing against other guys and offending girls.- A serially
"She Has Kids From 2 Other Men and Demands the 'Princess Treatment,' So I Pay For Everything!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who doesn't want to have sex with his new girl because he's starting a new job in a month (even though he hasn't gotten laid in a year).- A 25-year-old guy who thinks that the guys getting girls are "complete trash."- An insanely jealous guy who is worried that his older girlfriend with kids is gonna find someone else (the
"I Hired A Dating Therapist, But She Gave Up After 5 Sessions Because I'm Hopeless!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who says he can easily talk to girls...but is too scared to actually start the conversation.- An autistic guy who was seeing a dating therapist (she wanted him to lie to girls) but she cut things off.- A guy who is traumatized from his breakup so he doesn't want to continue the hobbies he did with his ex.- A guy who jumped
"Can You Send an Emoji When You've Seen My Message? I Get Anxious When You Don't Reply Quickly!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who gets super anxious whenever his girlfriend doesn't reply to his texts within an hour (a commenter gives TERRIBLE advice).- A guy who got rekt in the comments because he mentioned he makes six figures and thinks girls are basic.- A 20-year-old guy who gets no attention from women (they even make fun of how he looks).- A
"It's So Unfair That Women Expect Me to Have Confidence. And Therapy Didn't Help!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks all the new girls he meets are downgrades compared to his ex (the Reddit comments on this one are really dumb).- A guy who's convinced himself that he's not afraid of rejection, he just doesn't want to inconvenience girls.- An overly-anxious guy who thinks it's a bad thing that a girl is texting less after the f
"We've Been Dating for a Year and She Just Gave Me Herpes! Should I Be Mad?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who has been on 5 dates with a girl who has now told him she's going on a date with another guy.- A guy who got kicked to the curb after hooking up with an older woman (he brought wine to her house).- A post removed by Reddit mods from a guy who got herpes from his girlfriend.- An overthinking guy who doesn't like that his
"I'm 28. An 18-Year-Old Wanted to Go on a Date With Me. I Said No. Am I Weird?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy with no prospects and no sex in the past 7 years who quickly cut things off with a girl after one date.- A guy whose photo got posted on Facebook by a girl he was dating because she wanted dirt on him.- An ugly, boring guy with no personality wondering how he could ever attract a woman (me and him actually aren't so differ
"I Want to Play Tennis With One Girl and Date Another...This is Cheating, Right!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who was taking it "slow" with a girl (AKA they weren't even dating) and now she hooked up with someone.- A guy who knows that he needs to approach women, but freeze up when he tries.- A guy who desperately wants to forget about a girl that he loves (HE broke up with HER so wtf?) + a story about a girl who was banging me wh
"I Broke Up With 2 Girls Because They Texted Too Much! What Should I Tell My Therapist?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who broke up with his last two girlfriends because they wouldn't stop texting him.- A guy wanting to know what women find attractive and how he can change his personality/appearance.- A 33-year-old guy who thinks he's running out of time to find a girl to have kids with (he might be right).- A guy who needs help dealing wi
"I Told Her That I'm On Antidepressants and She Got Upset...Should I Quit Taking Them?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks he got ghosted after a 6 weeks of dating (but I'm not so sure).- A guy who is thinking about ending it with the girl he's been dating because she doesn't meet up frequently enough (he should take a lesson from her approach to dating).- A guy who received the ol' "let's just be friends" text message and wants to
"I Have 87 Posters of a Korean Idol in My Apartment. Will Girls Think That's Weird?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who had a girl tell him she can't meet for 3 months (but don't worry, she's not gonna talk to any other guys before then).- A guy whose girlfriend is having long text conversations with the new guy at work.- A spineless guy that paid everyone's bill when the girl he's been dating brought her friends to their meetup (he nee
"Girls Cheat on Me All the Time. Is It Time to Accept That It's All My Fault?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who keeps getting cheated on and thinks it's all his fault (he might have a point).- A guy whose girlfriend told him she used to sext with a guy who was in a relationship.- A guy who wants to know if it's a good idea to date a girl who is mentally ill and hates him.- An overreactive guy who left a girl he was literally in
"We Barely Bang and I Caught Her Sexting Another Guy, But Our Relationship is Good!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy that's been practically paralyzed by getting rejected from girls he's approached (featuring the advice I was given when I first started approaching girls).- A guy who is wondering what to do about his girlfriend of 5 years that he caught cheating through text. Oh, also they've barely banged in the past 2 years.- A guy dati
"I Have Low Self-Esteem and Hate Myself. Why Don't Women Want to Hang Out With Me!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who wants to dump a girl after two dates because she chose a restaurant out of his budget for the next date.- A guy who says he has no self-esteem and doesn't understand why women don't want to meet him.- A needy guy who is upset that the girl he's dating doesn't have big conversations via text (he's overthinking it).- A g
“Cold Messaging Girls on Instagram Didn’t Work! Now I Think I’m Exiled From the Local Bars”
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who started dating the hot girl at the MMA gym and now all the guys there want to beat the hell out of him (he should just quit).- A guy who is thinking about hiring a professional dating service after sending messages on Instagram to girls out of nowhere was unsuccessful.- A short guy that is worried about the male compet
"I've Brought Her to the Same Café for Every Single Date...Is That a Bad Thing?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who was close to getting it on with a girl on the first date but didn't even try on the second.- A guy who has been on several dates with a girl, all at the same coffee shop, and now he's worried about her lack of emoji when texting.- A guy that's dating two girls and doesn't know how to juggle them.- A guy who asked a gir
"I've Spent Thousands on Dating Apps! Where Are the Girls That Date Short, Old Virgins?!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls.- A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever.- A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great.- A frustrated guy t
"These Single Moms Are Using Sex as Bait! How Can I Stop the Manipulation?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in.- A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them.- A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!).- A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about.- A g
"My Friend Said My Girlfriend is His Dream Lay...Do I Tell Her?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again.- A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps.- A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world.- A guy that found much more success when he made his
"She Gets Angry When I Ask Her to Cook...Kindest Girl in the World, Though!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is surprised most girls in their 30s are married (he needs to lower his accepted age range).- A guy that keeps getting ghosted after making out on dates.- A guy who doesn't understand why he kisses girls that he's on dates with.- A guy with a girlfriend who treats him like dirt, but apparently she's the sweetest person
"I Invited a Girl to My Place...I'm Annoyed That She Had Sex With Me!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy."- A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl.- A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling.- A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women aren't
"I Spent $200 on Our First Date and She Ghosted Me! Is It Because I Asked for a Receipt?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly.- A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer.- A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date.- A guy whose wife is a stay-at-hom
"Her Cooking is Delicious and I Want More...I Guess I'm a Woman-Hater!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did. - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy.- A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more.- A 23-year-old guy wh
"I Need to Pay a Girl to Cuddle Me...Will My Future Girlfriend Find Out I'm a Loser?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:-A guy wondering if it's okay to dump a girl if she won't meet up with him.-A desperate, nearly-hopeless guy who wants to pay for a girl to cuddle him instead of finding one that actually likes him.-A guy who was paying for prostitution but was too dumb to realize it.-A 20-year-old dude who doesn't wanna get roped into marriage.Su
"I Buy Her Flowers Every Time I See Her...Why Doesn't She Love Me!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy with the phone number of a girl he met at a party but doesn't know if it's okay to text her.- A guy who wants to kick his useless girlfriend out of his mom's house.- A college student feeling underappreciated because he takes his girlfriend to restaurants he can't afford and pays the bill.- A feminine guy who can't get gir
"I Did Her Laundry and Cleaned Her Room...How Could She Break Up With Me!?"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who feels it's important that girls reach to pay the bill on the first date.- A guy who can't believe girls still don't like him after he took dancing classes and speech lessons.- A guy who thought doing his girlfriend's chores would build a healthy relationship.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for m
"She's Incredible, But I Need to Dump Her!" My Advice: Keep Dating Her While Looking for a New Girl
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy wondering if it's a good idea to hand a girl a love letter like he's in grade 5.- A guy who wants to break up with an incredible girl because he's not into her "romantically."- A guy beating himself up because a girl at work told him she has a boyfriend.- A guy who doesn't want to be treated like a walking ATM despite acti
"I'm A 26-Year-Old Virgin...Soon I'll Be Forced to Date Single Mothers!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks it's impossible to meet girls in real life.- A guy who wants to cancel a date because he told the girl he's excited about it.- A 26-year-old guy who gets naked women in his bed, doesn't have sex with them, and thinks he has to date single mothers soon.- An overly feminine guy who got told the woman he's dating i
"She Rejected Me Because I'm a Virgin... More Therapy for Me!"
Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks he needs therapy after getting rejected because he's a virgin.- A 24-year-old guy who doesn't like that younger girls are interested in him.- A guy who wants to give up on dating because he's getting no results.- A clueless guy wasting his time going on dates with sexless women in their 40s.- A guy who actually
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