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Real Time s24e29 - [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Fareed Zakaria (PARODY) feat just me Oct 11, 2026 1:23:27 Listen, if Fareed Zakaria was (CENSORED BY ACAST) and somehow that person sent me a recording of (CENSORED BY ACAST) and it was just every agonizing moment of (CENSORED BY ACAST) and the volume got louder every time he (CENSORED BY ACAST) I would find a way to give that person a million dollars.Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e28 - Trump You Absolutely Worthless Mega Cool Loser Bad Ass feat Tom Harrison Oct 2, 2026 1:55:18 Complicatedly Named Podcast Haver Tom Harrison is this week's guest, for yet another nonsensical episode of Real Time that is less "cutting edge look at current events" and more "grating conversation with your worst Aunt & Uncle who post way too much". I'll be honest: this week I'm really struggling to write the description for this episode. I guess I could say

Real Time s24e27 - Shouting 100! Every Time I See Sydney Sweeney feat Gita Jackson Sep 25, 2026 2:01:36 Okay, well, this one's REAL LATE but you know what? It was worth it, because this week I welcomed returning guest Gita Jackson, who injects more fashion talk into the episode than has ever happened before? This Real Time has annoying guest after annoying guest, from a credulous AI moron, to a center right Dem, to one of modern day's most racist guys. And then there's Bill Maher, who&#3

Real Time s24e26 - It's Jay de Vance Ya'll feat John Brooks Sep 18, 2026 2:17:54 Oh, did you enjoy your week off from modern day Bill Maher? Well whether or not you did, it's back, so you better be ready for one of the most IN-FUCKIN-SCRUTABLE final New Rules he's ever done. I'm sure I have typed that before, but I swear to GOD bro, I have never meant it more. And you know who can back me up on this? Podcaster and literal teacher of religious history John Brooks. That's right,

Real Time s6e1 - With Two Dead Guys I Did NOT Care For feat Emma Arkell Sep 11, 2026 1:49:43 THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED WEEKS AGO! I'M SORRY IF IT'S SOMEHOW WILDLY OUT OF DATE!...but not that sorry.Oh boy, I was fucking whacked out of my gourd on my recently reupped Ritalin prescription on this one, so it's good the incredibly patient journalist EMMA ARKELL joined the show to listen to me go bleh bleh bleh. It's an off week for Real Time, so we dipped way back into the archives to talk abo

Real Time s24e25 - I'm Acclaimed Author Joyce Carol Oates and I Just Killed You feat Ella Dawson Sep 4, 2026 2:14:12 Booked at the last minute month continues (wraps up?, most likely) with Ella Dawson returning to talk about an episode of Real Time that features someone she knows from real life... or should I say "Real Life" (you know, like the show I'm always talking about on here.) Look, there was some good stuff to make fun of through the entire episode but the part I really can't stop thinking about happens

Real Time s24e24 - You Will Long for the Grinch's Wife feat Josh Boerman Aug 29, 2026 2:15:34 "Booked at the Very Last Minute" month continues here at I Hate Bill Maher, with Josh Boerman bailing me out and coming on to talk about Real Time season 24, episode 24. Unfortunately there was no Grinch's wife to keep things fun, and this episode was actually structured seemingly to get worse and worse and worse until we're both extremely pissed off about it. Hey women, don't like workplace sexua

Real Time s24e23 - Keep the Horny Goat Weed Away From Andrew Cuomo feat Emily Faye Aug 21, 2026 2:02:33 Comedian Emily Faye returns, and Bill Maher rewrites the Turner Diaries.Listen to Medium LiterateSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e22 - Vote Your Pokemon Gossoff feat Jacob Dallas Aug 13, 2026 2:17:30 Man oh man, this guy freakin' sucks at his job!!! Writer/Podcaster/Organizer Jacob Dallas joins me this week to talk about Real Time season 24, episode 22. A limp but tighter than usual monologue is followed by a fake blue collar guy, a disgusting libertarian, and a journalist who Jacob is familiar enough with that he ends up being disappointed with her performance on here. Why's everybody always

Real Time s24e21 - I Think She Found This Healing?!? feat Emma Arnold Aug 6, 2026 2:38:23 Hey, I really appreciate all the support on Patreon, HOWEVER if you want to support me (or really anybody) on there, don't use the God damned Apple app. I think they're bringing their weird massive fees back in because a court is letting? I don't know, just subscribe through a web browser. That's your best option anyway, because if you join through the app it doesn't automatically add you to the D

Club Random: Bill Maher Talks to Kids! - 70 Year Old Perverts Say the Darndest Things feat Lucy Valentine Jul 31, 2026 1:10:22 It's so crazy to put an exclamation mark at the end of "Bill Maher Talks to Kids" if that exclamation mark is not also followed by a question mark, another exclamation mark, and then a series of skull emojis.Now, you may be looking at the title and thinking "Wait, didn't Will already talk about 'Talks too Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!' back when it first came out? And you're correct, I did. But it was early i

Club Random: Patrick Bet-David - You Must Prepare For a Slippery Little Devil feat Dan Friesen Jul 24, 2026 1:56:55 Listen, right off the top, I gotta say that the audio edit is not up to snuff, in my opinion. I just didn't have tim1! There's so much going on! I had to leave in the kinds of um and uhs and interruptions and sputterings (all mine) that normally I would take out. But listen, thankfully I have a real pro at the "I Hate This One Specific Guy" podcast game: podcaster Dan Friesen. Now, when we were pi

Overtime Part 4 - Now Bill Maher's Scoring Off Me, Oh, That is it! feat Eoin Higgins Jul 17, 2026 1:52:25 Hey, sorry the episode is so late, the dang baby is doing sleep regression ah ha haOh, you thought regular Real Time was so bad that there's no way there could be more? Well FUCK. YOU. Welcome to Overtime, perhaps television's most inessential extra TV show (the most essential? Extra.) That's right, during Real Time's hiatus I am pulling the Overtime coverage off of the Patreon and into the main f

week off 7-9-26 Jul 9, 2026 46:08 Hope you like clips, you fuck, because this week you're getting some clips from a few Patreon episodes!Get the full episodes on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e20 - Don't Ask Me I'm Just a Girl/Larry Wilmore feat Francesca Fiorentini Jul 2, 2026 2:23:29 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LARRYYYYYYYYYYY WILMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEFrancesca Fiorentini returns to the show and I get insanely pissed off at Larry Wilmore. She's also watching footy, but does an impressive job of paying attention to both. She lived in Argentina for a while so I felt like culturally it would've been wrong to raise any objection about it. Also, y

Real Time s24 e19 - Sucking You Off for $$$ Cuz I Didn't Go to College feat Christie Bahna Jun 26, 2026 1:45:11 Guess if I'm going to complain about the gain on my mic being set way too high!!!!!!! (yes)Fuck man, it's making me insane editing this thing. Anyway, the episode is late this week because I'm frantically finishing up stuff for I Hate Bill Maher Live, this Saturday June 27th at 9:30pm. River Butcher is a last minute replacement, he's great, we're very happy about that. But for this episode that yo

Real Time s24e18 - Your Ass Used to Be Beautiful (Derogatory) feat John Hastings Jun 18, 2026 1:43:58 Come to I Hate Bill Maher Live on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion at 9:30pm.John Hastings and his wacky microphone returns to the as we wrestle with a pretty lifeless episode of Real Time.John's YouTube page which features like nineteen different specialsSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e17 - Pride (Not That Kind) feat Katie Page Jun 12, 2026 1:59:48 Man, Graham Platner comes up a lot in this one. I'm also not sure if I specifically mention there's no midshow comedy bit in this episode, but there's not. My old friend and comedian Katie Page joined the show this week to talk Real Time season 24, episode 17. It was... quite dull. The one on one interview is infuriating, and one of the panelists is a bad panelist. What a booking job!Support I Hat

Real Time s24e16 - Just Because it's Been 100 Episodes Doesn't Mean I'll Reopen the Judgement Free Question Zone feat Diego McCafferty Jun 4, 2026 2:53:50 Get tickets to I Hate Bill Maher Presents: The Samuel Langhorne Clemens Award for Excellence in Receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor hereHello, and welcome to the 100th episode of I Hate Bill Maher. I'd call this episode uncensored and uncut, but my guest Diego McCafferty kept saying his address on the show so I had to spend a day and a half making sure I didn't miss of them. Other th

Real Time s18e9 - Live! From a Pervert's Mansion! It's Retraumatizing Memories! feat Monika Scott and Emily Faye May 28, 2026 1:56:39 I got the new poster done so I can start promoting properly but come and see I Hate Bill Maher LIVE in Los Angeles California on June 27th at 9:30 pm aka the pervert hour. Get tickets hereReal Time season 24 has taken a break this week, so in its place I have decided to take my guests Monika Scott (new!) and Emily Faye (returning!) from the Medium Literate Podcast down a horrible, horrible stroll

Patreon Pepisode Preview - There is no Steve Smith, Only Stephen A feat David Roth (Stephen A Smith on Club Random) May 27, 2026 16:16 This is a preview of I Especially Hate Bill Maher, available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IHateBillMaher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Real Time s24e15 - I Was Not Nervous to be in Such a Ballin Kick Ass Place feat Jeremy Appel May 22, 2026 1:57:05 There's another live I Hate Bill Maher happening on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles! Get Tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-hate-bill-maher-live-tickets-1989800116713Look, I know it's pretty rich coming from me given what this whole show is, but I resent having current events analyzed by some fucking pop history podcaster who has a show called "History's Greatest Fails". L

Real Time s24e14 - Gen Z Is Tumpted to Start Wearing Masks Again feat Charles Star May 14, 2026 1:50:19 Listen, you know John Fetterman's going to be bad. You can on some level prepare for that. But can you ever be prepared for how annoying Dan Crenshaw is? I wager if you asked returning guest Charles Star, he'd say no...Listen to No HomeworkSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e13 - People Used to Shoot Each Other in the Ass, Now They Just Watch YouTubes feat Molly Ruben-Long May 6, 2026 1:49:55 I'll be honest: not my best Judgement Free Question Zone.Comedian Molly Ruben-Long this week joins the show this week to establish herself as probably my most high guest so far, and also what it was like being a New Atheist (TM!!!!) and slowly realizing, oh, these guys are assholes. Then we get into a pretty miserable Real Time episode that ends with Bill Maher proudly and angrily being an incredi

Real Time s24e12 - Hilarious Take, Hunker Biden feat Me Apr 30, 2026 1:43:01 It's a lot more fun for me when someone else is having a bad time, too!Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s24e11 - (While Letting a 70 Year Old Pervert Yell at Me on TV) Do I Look Weak and Woke? feat Katelyn Burns Apr 23, 2026 1:58:45 Writer and podcaster Katelyn Burns joins me this week to get insanely annoyed with Rahm Emanuel. I'd say she and I both agree that we can't wait until we're a few months into the 2028 primaries so that this guy will have definitely, 100% been forced out of the conversation of who is truly viable to run for president. Like, give me a break with this shit, he's such an absolute loser. Oh, also I did

Real Time s24e10 - Begun, the Iced Cream Wars Have feat Ella Dawson Apr 16, 2026 2:35:36 Well, the episode is once again out on Thursday, not Wednesday. Because Will, Will never changes. Ella Dawson returns to the pod with her brain all filled up with Fallout New Vegas shit to talk about Real Time, season 24, episode 10. The episode features a panelist so loathed that another previous IHBM guest remarked "I don't think I can listen to this" (It's Douglas Murray). Well, whatever man, w

Real Time Off Week - Bella Thorne Month Compilation Apr 9, 2026 53:58 Real Time is off this week, so I am, too! But I guess actually not really, because I still did some house keeping and played some voicemails at the start of this. Looking back on it, I definitely would not describe it as "focused and to the point" but what are you gonna do, y'know? And after that? Oh baby, it's a compilation of clips from I Especially Hate Bill Maher's "Bella Thorne Month" series

Real Time s24e9 - The CIA Encourages You to Beat Your Kids feat Joe Kassabian Apr 3, 2026 2:07:23 Will I ever starr getting these things out on time again? Who can say, plus I'm a father now: no one can ask anything of me ever again.Writer and podcaster Joe Kassabian joins the show to talk about a Real Time episode that's heavy on Iran war talk, so of course the guests are 1. A former CIA agent, 2. A CNN legal correspondent, and 3. The loudest, dumbest man in sports media. I drove my parents t

Real Time s24e8 - I'll Suck Your Dick For a Mark Twain Prize feat Jeremy Kaplowitz Mar 26, 2026 1:46:18 This is probably the most mixed up I've ever been with the order of the clips, but what are you gonna do. Anyway, Writer and comedian Jeremy Kaplowitz is my guest this week, and he gets to view the current show through the lens of someone who once watched Real Time because that was sort of what you did as a liberal in college 14 or so years ago! How was Real Time? Well, if you enjoy watching one p

Real Time s24e7 - The Worst of all Episodes (of Real Time) feat Josh Boerman Mar 19, 2026 2:35:15 This week's guest was jack of all trades Josh Boerman. There's so much garbage in this episode of Real Time that we talked about it for two hours and forty five minutes and I am currently thinking about all the shit we didn't get to, and yet somehow the whole show was insanely dull. What a mess, man, I can't believe this thing was on television. I don't even know what to say here.Check out all the

Real Time s24e6 - Maybe if You Had a Better Attitude You Wouldn't Have Cancer feat Lucé Tomlin-Brenner Mar 12, 2026 2:39:38 Oopsie, I did a long one!Comedian/Film connoisseur Lucé Tomlin-Brenner joins the podcast this week, and wow wow wow if you're Bill Maher I bet you loved this fuckin' episode of Real Time. It's all about him, baby! We honestly don't talk about the war with Iran stuff because there just isn't a ton to say about it other than "what a fucking disaster (does Bill Maher disagree? Perhaps...) but we get

Real Time s3e19 - New Rule: If You're a Pig Man, You're Gay Mar 6, 2026 1:14:47 Real Time is taking a little break this week, and since I am recovering from some family coming to visit I figured I would do the same by settling into the warm bath water of an old school Real Time episode. But how soothing is it REALLY? Answer: not so much. Andrew Sullivan is here! Also Ben Affleck, who will one day go on to become a Real Time legend. Plus, Bill Maher is lower energy than I reme

PATREON EPISOD DREWIEVS - 1st Quarter 2026 Mar 3, 2026 24:33 Here are some clips from the first few Patreon episodes of 2026, including: The Psychology Zone feat Eoin Higgins (Andrew Sullivan on Club Random)Reverse Oppression Academy feat Chris James (Bert Kreischer on Club Random)This & That 2.0 (Junk Drawer Episode)Netflix Presents: A Ricky Gervais Comedy Special: Rich Cunt feat John HastingsTo hear full episodes, subscribe to the Patreon Hosted on Ac

Real Time s24e5 - Starting World War III Because of my Lack of Trump Derangement Syndrome feat Rax King Feb 25, 2026 1:32:38 I HOPE YOU LIKE HEARING THE PHRASE "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"!!!! Anyway, Rax King joined me this week to reacquaint herself with Bill Maher after over a decade away from occasionally watching him. Does she think he's gotten better with time? I mean I'm not even going to pretend like she does; she's immediately struck by how diminished she is. But he's not the only thing that's diminished: so is

Real Time s24e4 - The Woke Mind Virus Doesn't Want You to Censor the Internet feat Taylor Lorenz Feb 19, 2026 1:39:46 Wow, this show sucks! This episode's coming to you late because guest Taylor Lorenz, who was previously booked to do the show next month, saw who the interview guest was and said "I hate this man and must talk about it" (paraphrasing.) And we did! She is the rare guest who truly has as little familiarity with Bill Maher as possible, and also late night just in general, so it was FASCINATING to wat

Real Time s24e3 - John Cougar & the Party Leadership Losers feat Parker Molloy Feb 12, 2026 2:06:30 UPDATE: I forgot to put in an audio clip towards the end of the episode, that's been corrected.The new season continues to trudge on, and this week writer Parker Molloy joins the show for a third straight week of Bill Maher conducted Epstein files talk! She's a great guest, but listen; some weeks writing this description is harder than others, because it's just like, yeah, this guy sucks ass and t

Real Time s24e2 - Starting To Think There Was Something Off About This Whole Epstein Casefeat Maddy Myers Feb 5, 2026 2:31:55 God FUCKIN damn it, bro. I got nervous there would be an issue with Streamyard so I did a backup recording and it fucked the gain on my mic up so bad. It's making me insane, I gotta know better than to not check my levels, Jesus Christ. Anyway, games journalist and podcaster Maddy Myers was on the who this week, and she asked the question "Hey, why are you doing an entire season of new episodes?"

Real Time s24e1 - Sorry, My Literal Baby, I'm Back feat Eliza Skinner Jan 28, 2026 1:57:40 That's right, God of Emperor of Turn Mountain Will Weldon is back in the hosting chair (it's my wife's desk chair, which she will probably want back once she's back at work) to talk about the season 24 premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher. My guest this week? Writer, Comedian, and... pottist? Potterist? Pottery maker? Eliza Skinner. Eliza is immediately displeased with me for having her watch a m

Real Time s3e18 - John Hastings vs the World - Paternity Leave Chapter Three w/ John Hastings Jan 21, 2026 51:05 Unable to find a guest, fill-in host John Hastings flies solo and just rips one out for 51 straight minutes. He really brings out the specific resentments that only Canadians who lived in England for a while have, and then he combines that with the rage and shame that former Canadian young conservatives have. Then he has a go at the Kennedys. Honestly, I think the only person or people that come u

Real Time s3e17 - Gaypreme Court Justgay - Paternity Leave Chapter Two w/ Ella Dawson feat TJ Alexander Jan 14, 2026 1:29:41 I continue to say "Hello baby" because I'm on paternity leave and babies need to be greeted, so writer and past guest Ella Dawson stepped in to cover my pathetic ass, and she brought fellow writer TJ Alexander with her! I could give a brief overview of the things they had to watch, but really I'll just warn people that PJ O'Rourke was on the panel and he's extremely fucking annoying.Check out TJ's

Real Time s9e6 - "I'm Talking Hitler Baby" Paternity Leave Chapter One w/ Vera Drew feat Nate Faustyn and David Allen Jan 7, 2026 1:45:39 PATERNITY LEAVE HAS BEGUN! Special guest host Vera Drew ("The People's Joker") welcomes Nate Faustyn and David Allen from the Loose Lips podcast to talk Real Time season 9, episode 6. Vera wanted this specific episode for a reason she reveals once they get to it, and it's very funny to me, but before they all get there they have to sit through an ass kissing interview with Matt Taibbi, some bizarr

Special Bonus Bill Maher News... Jan 5, 2026 17:20 I am breaking pat leave to bring you some Bill Maher news from the previous few weeks. This was the first part of an episode that also covered Bill Maher's interview on The Free Press' "Two Drinks with...". If you'd like to hear the rest of it (as well as the print interview that was published a few days before the video interview came out, which tricked me into subscribing to the Free Press (WHIL

A MOST TRAUMATIZING YEAR - Maher Highlights 2025 Dec 31, 2025 1:18:23 I ended up exposing myself to a lot of harmful Maher content over the year 2025, here is some of the stuff that has poisoned my brain the most. See you in 2026.Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon00:00: Intro01:47: Creep Shit19:56: Failed Humor Attempts26:51: Baffling Moments36:52: Embarrassing Moments48:30: Guest Moments1:07:02: Petty Bitching Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor

UNLOCKED: White House Dinner Defense Force - Pissy Bill Maher Sulks on "2 Angry Men" Dec 17, 2025 1:06:00 Due to big time life stuff, I am unlocking this formerly Patreon exclusive episode which is about a piece of media that I think is kind of a foundational thing for I Hate Bill Maher: Bill Maher on "2 Angry Men", defending his dinner at the White House, and his subsequent monologue about it on the following episode of Real Time. He took the reaction to said monologue so poorly that he's still talki

Real Time s3e16 - Dear God, Thank You For an Easy One feat Stefan Heck Dec 10, 2025 1:17:56 I know that some of the more perverse listeners of the podcast prefer an episode that's like a rip roarin' 180 minutes long or whatever, but I have to admit that a one hour and fifteen minute episode about a fairly innocuous 60 minute television show was like, really good for me at this particular moment. The real downside is that internet sick-o Stefan Heck (streamer/podcaster) really deserved wo

Real Time s3e15 - 2025 Bill Maher has Forgotten that 2005 George W Bush Doesn't Care About Black People feat Jono Zalay Dec 3, 2025 1:55:16 Comedian Jono Zalay joins the podcast just in time to experience something I was absolutely dreading: the hurricane Katrina episodes. That's right, one of the great tragedies and disasters in American history has arrived. While it's maybe not the best thing for the podcast, it's definitely easier on my brain that at least for now Bill Maher is extremely angry about it, and for the right reasons re

BONUS EPIPIPIPIPISODE PREVIEW - Bill Maher's EPIC Takedown of Hollywood Mean Girls, Cali COVID Crazies, Orwellian Woke Culture (Cheryl Hines on Club Random III) Dec 2, 2025 5:24 A terrifying vision of a horrible alternate reality.Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s6e26 - Get Out (of That Nasty Jacuzzi) feat Francesca Fiorentini Nov 27, 2025 1:46:43 This week on I Hate Bill Maher returning guest Francesca Fiorentini and I watched a very specific episode of Real Time for a very specific reason... I might be overselling how special either of those things are.Watch both and future episodes of Francesca's show, The Bitchuation Room, hereSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s23e34 - Jeffrey WHOstein?! feat Caron Clancey Nov 20, 2025 2:33:35 In an I Hate Bill Maher first, returning guest Caron Clancey (writer/director/ORGANIZER!!!) watches the latest episode of Real Time LIVE! AS IT AIRED (sort of, I paused it like seventy five times.) Bill Maher is weirdly dismissive of the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Scott Galloway believes in individual solutions to societal problems, and Josh Barro honestly bothers me a lot less than I thought he

Real Time s23e33 - Look, I'm King Trump! Howdy Howdy Howdy! Nov 13, 2025 1:59:48 It pleases me to see my enemies in such a diminished state. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONUS EBISOBE BREVIEW - For Legal Reasons, Jeff Bridges Has Left the Conversation feat Jon Gabrus (Bill Maher at the Playboy Mansion) Nov 11, 2025 7:58 Jon Gabrus joins the show to talk about two appearances Bill Maher made at the Playboy Mansion.Subscribe to I Hate Bill Maher here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s23e32 - Aliens Have Invaded Earth to Get Our Fingers Out of Our Damn Mouths feat Jane Harrison Nov 6, 2025 2:17:00 Man oh man this guy has completely lost the plot, I swear to GOD dude. Jane Harrison returns to watch the latest episode of Real Time, which I unfortunately felt compelled to talk about because Marjorie Taylor Greene was on it. However, in a truly bizarre twist of fate, she was nowhere near the most unhinged part of the show because we got to hear Bill Maher talk about his deep, deep belief in the

Real Time s3e14 - Are you Anti-War or Just Being Freaking Emotional feat Jesse Hawken Oct 29, 2025 2:10:02 Writer and podcaster Jesse Hawken joins me this week to talk about being a decades long Bill Maher hater, and then Bill Maher on this episode of Real Time validates that belief system by doing an all time rude reverential interview with Cindy Sheehan. Plus! a real yelling man heavy panel with V, Dan Savage, and *groans* Mike Huckabee.Listen to Junk FilterSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted

Real Time s3e13 - If the Owning You Did Brought You to This, of What Use was the Own? feat Patrick Monahan Oct 22, 2025 1:49:10 Comedian and podcaster Patrick Monahan is my guest this week and his first ever full episode of Real Time reminds him of just how casually cruel the 00's were, and we also witness a startlingly lazy and uninspired panel performance from a generationally important comedian.Listen to What a Time to be AliveSupport I Hate Bill Maher on PatreonLeave the show a voicemail at (323) 545-6727‬ Hosted on A

Real Time s3e12 - Bill Maher Calls for the Death of a Very Prominent Pop Star feat Emily Faye Oct 17, 2025 1:52:30 Yeah yeah yeah, it's late, I don't know, I got a lot goin' on, GET OFF MY BACK!!!!Look man, myself and my friend comedian Emily Faye (returning guest, if you are a Patreon subscriber) watched another episode of this dumb ass show and it was sort of startlingly unremarkable. Gore Vidal was funny for reasons both intentionally and not, Al Franken got off a good joke at the end there, and Charles Bar

UNLOCKED: #ReallyQuiteBad feat Mike Carrozza Oct 9, 2025 2:01:31 PATREON EPISODE UNLOCKED:Comedian/Big time comedy fan rejoins the podcast to watch his 2022 HBO special #Adulting. In-between our overall complaints, I highlight some specifically terrible jokes, in addition to one joke I actually liked, and Mike gives Bill Maher notes as if he were his stand-up teacher.EDITED 12/1/2024 Added the intro, which I forgot to do upon initial uploadDarren Knight eating

Real Time s3e11 - Pat O'Brien Can't Get Laid feat Mel Buer Oct 2, 2025 1:37:30 Journalist Mel Buer joins the show to bear witness to the glory of America's forever culture war! Mel was not especially familiar with Bill Maher coming into this but brother you better believe she'll be thinking about him for a LONG time after! A panel from Hell, Real Time bottom of the barrel bingo, and the obscenely difficult struggle of trying to come to terms with the fact that a guy who suck

Real Time s3e10 - Clap One More Time and I'll kill Myself feat Mattie Lubchansky Sep 26, 2025 1:59:08 I know, it's late, sorry I'm not perfect!!!The first 45 minutes the audio is kind of janky due to my assuming Streamyard wouldn't just suddenly change up my settings for no reason, but here is a very fun episode with writer and illustrator Mattie Lubchansky. As the result of having an extremely long commute early in her career, Mattie may be in the top five guests when it comes to how much Real Ti

Real Time s23e26 - Real Psycho Shit feat John Hastings Sep 19, 2025 2:36:49 Look man, if you were one of those people praising Bill Maher for pushing back on Ben Shapiro one single time, I have bad news for you: your ass got played.Watch one of John's 983 comedy specials hereSupport I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Time s3e9 - Pope Rod dot com, Go to it... feat Rachel Fisher Sep 11, 2025 1:44:09 Older men loved to introduce millennial women to Real Time with Bill Maher! Women don't dip! Rachel Fisher from the Hollywood Crime Scene podcast joins me to talk about gender TRUTHS and REALITIES! Actually, we primarily talk about Real Time season 3, episode 9. Bill Maher sets a personal record for women over 25 that he's openly attracted to in one episode (two), a panelist has a smug off with th

Real Time s3e8 - I Frum I Die I Frum Again feat Brandie Posey Sep 4, 2025 1:36:25 Classic episode of Real Time here, and by that I mean it was so boring my guest and I literally hard a hard time finding things to talk about, outside of the midshow comedy bit and the final two minutes of panel discussion. Who was that guest, you ask? Why, it was comedian Brandie Posey, and also thankfully we were given a brief reprieve from the episode by her eighteen year old dog waking up and

BONUS ERPISOP DREVIEW - The Wettening of Panties and the Snoring of a Pit Bull feat Andrea More (Woody Allen on Club Random) Sep 3, 2025 8:31 THIS IS A PREVIEW OF THE PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODE OF "I ESPECIALLY HATE BILL MAHER"We just ended up recording for too long for me to get this thing out with only like a six hour turnaround, so here is Woody Allen on Club Random, one day late, featuring actual Woody Allen fan (but not defender, don't worry) Andrea More. Obviously, given who the Club Random guest is, I simply must slap a content wa

Real Time s3e7 - The Dead Pope Nutting Cola That is Made w/ 100% Cane Sugar feat David Roth Aug 29, 2025 2:13:27 It may be two days late, but it was all worth it because this week on the podcast I am joined by David Roth (a co-founder of Defector Media, as well as a host of The Distraction) to talk about having always had Bill Maher just sort of around, in the periphery, kind of bothering you at a low level all the time. Then we get into Real Time season 3, episode 7, and both remember a time in culture that

Real Time s13e20 - The Dad Bod... is now HOT?! feat Laura Langlade Aug 21, 2025 2:14:03 I have no idea why I kept banging on my mic arm, but not much I can do about it now!This week the show takes look into the past, but way less of the past than normal, when I am joined by writer/TV PhD haver Laura Langlade to talk about Real Time, season 13, episode 20, and episode whose taping SHE LITERALLY ATTENDED. Before that, we talk about Bill Maher as a way to bond with your politics knower

Real Time s23e21 - Name a Policy! NAME A POLICY!!! feat Alex Goldman Aug 13, 2025 1:39:07 Real Time returns after a five week hiatus and THIS is what we get?!?! Podcaster and journalist Alex Goldman was my guest this week, and not only was this his first ever full episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, but it was also one of the most uninspired episodes of television I personally have ever seen. We talk about Alex's fairly low level of Maher familiarity, some questions about how he woul

Real Time s3e6 - The Intelligence Community College Failed to Teach Me What a Thought Crime is feat Eoin Higgins Aug 8, 2025 1:53:34 Heads up: this episode is NOT covering the most recent episode of Real Time, that episode will be out next week due to a scheduling error on my part. Instead, you're getting next week's episode this week, which is great because writer Eoin Higgins, the man who had to endure the post-White House Dinner Episode™ is back, and this time he's getting a good look at Classic Maher™. As so often happens,

Club Random: Brian Tyler Cohen - I Have Standing to Go Down into the Mine Aug 3, 2025 1:14:32 Look, this was supposed to just be essentially a mini episode to check up on what's been on Bill Maher's mind during his five months off, but I'm exporting the clips now and the file is almost twenty minutes long so clearly this is going to be much closer to a full episode. Really, I just want to know if and how much he will talk about Zohran. So I went down into the mine, and this was what was do

Real Time s23e20 - This Episode Has TWO Nasty Skeletons feat Just Will Jul 25, 2025 2:29:01 Bill does an incel and I get so mad that I become toxic.Support I Hate Bill Maher on PatreonCall and leave the show a voicemail at 323-545-6727 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BOONUS EPISODE PREVIEW - I Hope Those Two Crazy Kids Can Work Things Out feat Bryan Quinby (Bill Maher & Howard Stern) Jul 23, 2025 7:56 THIS IS A PREVIEW OF THE PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODE OF "I ESPECIALLY HATE BILL MAHER"Due to scheduling issues, I am forced to pause Bella Thorne on Club Random month (I assure you: this was my fault) so instead here is an analysis of Bill Maher and Howard Stern's relationship, released early than originally intended. I honestly could not think of anyone with a deeper knowledge of shock jocks genera

HBO Presents "Don't You Hate Queer Kids?" feat Mike Carrozza & Kyle Ayers Jul 16, 2025 2:14:17 Alt title: "Is anyone else seeing this? Well, don't." Other alt title: "Is anyone else lying about 'supporting trans people' to such an absurd degree?" <-Consider this a TWFirst time guest Kyle Ayers and multi time guest Mike Carrozza (comedians, the lot of them) join the podcast to talk about the 2025 HBO comedy special "Is Anyone Else Seeing This?" which is truly, TRULY atrocious. You can lit

Real Time s3e5 - I Would've Preferred Fewer Murdered Wife Jokes feat Christie Bahna Jul 9, 2025 2:04:08 I swear to God, I am trapped in some sort of bizarre punishment loop where I am forced to listen to Bill Maher complain about how the media doesn't talk about the important issues, followed by him talking about the exact same stupid shit he's mad at the media for talking about. Am I insane?! Is this not ridiculous behavior?! Anyway, comedian Christie Bahna joined the show this week. She had a real

Real Time s3e4 - An Unending Stream of Jokes About Real Life Violence feat Nato Green Jul 2, 2025 1:41:24 I guess I should put a content warning on here since there is so much flippantly expressed approval for statutory rape.Look, while the guest this week, comedy/organizer Nato Green is great, the episode Real Time really is not. Before we get to that, Nato tells me about how one Comedy Central exec making the worst of three possible choices in the mid 90's created the horrific future that we now liv

Real Time s3e3 - Aggregate Toxicity vs The Dippiest Twit feat Ellory Smith Jun 26, 2025 2:02:03 A tendon in my wrist is fucked up or this would've been done and posted on time.This week on the pod! Guest Ellory Smith (comedian, writer... FOR TELEVISION) joins me in person so you KNOW my cat took the opportunity to derail the podcast by seeking attention from a new woman that has entered our apartment. ALSO! We discuss not the absurd frequency with which people frequently get our names wrong,

Real Time s3e2 - Getting my Ass Whipped by the "Protect Camilla Parker Bowles" Crew feat Chris Wade Jun 18, 2025 1:58:59 So, to start, this was recorded before wacky Israel began attempting to start World War III by going psycho mode on Iran. so don't expect any references to said deeply upsetting world events.Before Bill Maher started singing the "ageism is the last allowable form of discrimination in America" tune, he had episodes like this where he takes like nine shots at the now Queen Consort Camilla for being

BONUS EIPSOIDE PREVIEW - This Is Howie Irritate You (Bill Maher on Howie Mandel Does Stuff) feat Jane Harrison Jun 18, 2025 6:24 THIS IS A PREVIEW OF THE PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODE OF "I ESPECIALLY HATE BILL MAHER"You're not going to believe, but a famous comedian well past the peak of their fame has a podcast (I was never famous, do not try to own me with this). Bill Maher went on Howie Mandel's podcast, and despite Howie Mandel's best efforts Bill Maher just talks about the exact same shit he always talks about. What's the

Real Time s3e1 - I Sincerely Believe Men are Literally from Mars and Women are Literally from Venus feat Meg Mackay Jun 12, 2025 2:45:51 Is Dennis Miller a sex symbol? Do you reach a certain age and then start becoming a teen again? Are you old if you remember someone's Dad putting cards into a satellite box? None of those questions are pressing, but they do get asked during this episode of I Hate Bill Maher, featuring comedian and writer Meg Mackay! Lately, I feel like the thing that's been breaking brains has been the horrible gu

Real Time s2e23 - Waaaaah I'm Andrew Sullivan I'm a Big Stupid Crying Worthless Baby feat Caitlin Durante (Caitlin I'm Sorry) Jun 5, 2025 2:03:40 Dude, you can just Google "Andrew Sullivan racist" and you'll get a bunch of people talking about it, I don't need to keep doing it.It's the season 2 finale of Real Time with Bill Maher, and a bad time was had by both myself and my guest, Comedian/Podcaster/Screenwriting EXPERT Caitlin Durante.This episode is actually pretty wild: Republicans have won, so you know that means they have to be big cr

Real Time s2e22 - Crazy Quibi's Surplus Racism and Bad Comedy feat Matt Lieb May 29, 2025 2:29:11 Lesbo lesbo lesbo! Can you even think of something funnier than just the IDEA of a lesbian?! Hahaha FUCKIN' HILARIOUS, RIGHT!??!!?Comedian and PODCASTER (I capitalized it because he's got a few of them) Matt Lieb joins the podcast this week, and boy oh boy, this was a real up and down episode. The panel is actually kind of interesting, because while it's three liberals, it's three different kinds

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