
Once Upon a Timing
Once Upon a Timing is a rewatch podcast about ABC's Once Upon a Time. Hosts Abbey Kindler and Beth Elderkin revisit the series episode by episode. They discuss storylines, characters, and fairy-tale twists from the show. The podcast is aimed at fans doing a rewatch or discovering the series again.
Episodes

S2E5: Kill or Be Killed
Abbey Kindler and Beth Elderkin wince through a bunch of gunshots and a particularly nasty well.

S2E4: Memory Lane (Mystic Falling)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler are in their Katherine era while chatting about how bad Caroline is at espionage.

S2E3: Bad Moon Rising (Mystic Falling)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler talk werewolves, pool parties, and moon rocks. Hoooooooooowl!

S2E2: Brave New World (Mystic Falling)
Hello fanpires! Beth Elderkin & Abbey Kindler wake up to find Caroline's a bit different ... and hungry.

S2E1: The Return (Mystic Falling)
Katherine's back, and you're gonna be in trouble. Hey ya, hey ya! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler talk Nina Dobrev's dual role, the boys' very different reactions to their mutual ex, and some weird uncle who's probably a werewolf.

S1E22: Founder's Day (Mystic Falling)
It's the season finale! The Founder's Day parade is upon us, and it's totally not awkward or uncomfortable at all ...

S1E21: Isobel (Mystic Falling)
Hello fanpires! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler get to know Elena's mom, learn the truth about her dad, and get ready for the epic season finale!

S1E20: Blood Brothers (Mystic Falling)
Oh yeah, the horror! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler dive into Beth's favorite episode of the series so far.

S1E19: Miss Mystic Falls (Mystic Falling)
It's time for a cotillion! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler crown Miss Mystic Falls and talk about magical addiction tropes.

S1E18: Under Control (Mystic Falling Podcast)
Hello fanpires! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler live it up at the latest Founder's Day bash—even as Stefan falls off the wagon.

S1E17: Let the Right One In (Mystic Falling Podcast)
Hello fanpires! In this episode, Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler dive into complex topics like loss of innocence, the power of addiction, and more. Plus, bad things keep happening to Caroline. Poor girl. She's really going through it.

S1E16: There Goes the Neighborhood (Mystic Falling Podcast)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler come away from this episode with an important life lesson: You should never go on a double date with your ex.

S1E15: A Few Good Men (Mystic Falling Podcast)
In this latest episode, Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler bet big on the local bachelor's auction, which begs the question: Were these ever really a thing?

S1E14: Fool Me Once (Mystic Falling Podcast)
In this latest episode of Mystic Falling, Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler head into the tomb of horrors to find some crusty vampires.

S1E13: Children of the Damned (Mystic Falling Podcast)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler dig more into the Salvatore brothers' past—can we just stay there?

S1E12: Unpleasantville (Mystic Falling)
Beth and Abbey take a trip down memory lane... and wonder why Stefan has to be such a buzzkill.

S1E11: Bloodlines (Mystic Falling)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler chat about Elena's roadtrip, turning 40, and why Stefan is such a buzzkill.

S1E10: The Turning Point (Mystic Falling)
Jeremy is hungry! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler uncover a new threat in Mystic Falls, Caroline wants to become a journalist, and Alaric gets to the point... the turning point.

S1E9: History Repeating (Mystic Falling)
Hello fanpires! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler attend a seance/screaming party, and there's a new teacher in town.
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S1E8: 162 Candles (Mystic Falling)
Beth and Abbey meet the cool girl vampire... and she's legitimately cool.
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S1E7: Haunted (Mystic Falling)
Time to get spooky! Beth Elderkin & Abbey Kindler visit a haunted house and find out what happens when an emotionally unstable teenager becomes an immortal monster. Turns out: Not the best decision Damon's made so far.
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S1E6: Lost Girls (Mystic Falling)
It's time to make our first vampire! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler go through some changes with Vicki, Elena sets healthy boundaries, and Katherine makes her dramatic debut.
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S1E5: You're Undead to Me (Mystic Falling)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler chat through Stephan's harebrained scheme, Elena putting the pieces together, and the Car Wash Patriarchy.
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S1E4: Family Ties (Mystic Falling podcast)
The plot thickens! Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler learn more about the Founders, crash a party, and rant about Bumpits. IYKYK
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S1E3: Friday Night Bites (Mystic Falling)
Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler get ready for football season with "Friday Night Bites," where Stefan joins the team, Bonnie sees visions, and Elena has the world's best blowout.
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S1E2: Night of the Comet (Mystic Falling)
Hosts Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler dive into the second episode of CW's "The Vampire Diaries." Explore the wonders of parent shaming, skinny jeans, and the debut of our new "creepy counter."
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Mystic Falling Podcast, Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
In this debut episode of Mystic Falling, hosts Beth Elderkin and Abbey Kindler dive into the pilot episode of CW's "The Vampire Diaries." Delve into the intricate details of set design, character dynamics, the nostalgic soundtrack, and, of course, the fashions!
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S7E22: Leaving Once Upon a Timing
It's our final episode of "Once Upon a Timing" (OUATiming). We want to thank all of you for your support for all these years. Let's celebrate with the newly elected Queen of the Multiverse.
And look for us on "Nothing Bad Happens Here," our Vampire Diaries podcast launching in April 2025!
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S7E21: Into the Wish Realm
Beth and Abbey have a bittersweet "Homecoming" in the penultimate episode of Once Upon a Time.
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S7E20: The (First) Ending
Beth & Abbey ask the all-important question: "Is This Henry Mills?" That answer is yes, but one mystery remains: Is this the finale or not?
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S7E19: It Was Earth the Whole Time!
Beth & Abbey discover the secret origin of life on Earth as we know it: An angry witch.
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S7E18: Stabbed From the Inside
Beth and Abbey search for "The Guardian" as Tilly and Margo have the world's most hipster first date.
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S7E17: Beignets of Trust
Beth & Abbey are "Chosen" to dive more into Hansel's dark story, which doesn't turn out to be all that dark in comparison.
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S7E16: Hansel, He's So Hot Right Now
Beth & Abbey follow the "Breadcrumbs" to unveil the identity of the Candy Killer. Are you shocked? Scale of 1 to 10.
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S7E15: The Beginning of the End
Beth and Abbey just have one question: Why the h*ll did Ivy leave?
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S7E13: Bottles of Sand
Sorry for the mix-up! Accidentally uploaded episode 14 before this one. Anyway, Beth and Abbey didn't like this episode. Find out why.
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S7E14: Tower Girl
Beth and Abbey break down Robin and Alice's meet cute and talk about trolls way too much.
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Hot Frosty Review (Audio Only)
For this holiday season, enjoy this audio taping of Beth, Abbey, and the husbands chatting about Netflix's 'Hot Frosty' (video version available for select patrons). Plus... they reveal the series they're covering after OUAT!

S7E12: Welcome to H-Town
Beth and Abbey taste some beignets and question why a queen is going on a crocodile hunt.
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S7E11: Mother Is Mothering
Beth and Abbey are trying to find their way out of the "Secret Garden." Because it isn't very fun (and neither is this episode!).
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S7E10: Human Ghost Doll
Beth and Abbey search for "The Eighth Witch"... and she might be teaching a spin class.
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S7E9: Bagged Hooks
It's time to meet Rapunzel. Or do we mean Lady Tremaine? Why not both!
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S7E8: Failed Chemistry 101
Note: This was recorded two weeks ago when I was going to take a break for a play I'm doing—but the play got in the way of posting it. So when we say we'll be back in 2 weeks, ignore that. We're back to normal next week! Thank you for your patience.
Beth and Abbey pretty much fell asleep during this episode. Alice is cool though.
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante!
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S7E7: You Remind Me of the Babe
Beth and Abbey travel between realms (at the speed of light) to follow Wish Realm Hook's journey to papa-hood. Also there's a garden gnome. You know the one.
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S7E6: Drizella and the HuntsQueen
Beth and Abbey watch the quick rise and near-immediate downfall of the one-and-only Drizella, and ask themselves what may be the hardest question ever: How much is too much scenery chewing?
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S7E5: That's Not a Food Truck
Beth and Abbey don their giant top hats and try to figure out how monarchies work in the New Enchanted Forest. Spoilers: They don't.
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S7E4: Rumpledemption
Beth and Abbey grin and bear it as they react to "Beauty," an episode that had too many grey wigs and not nearly enough murderous mimes.
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S7E3: The Ladies Who Resist
Beth and Abbey pull out their city charters and try to figure out what (or who) exactly the "Resistance" is trying to resist.
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S7E2: Shaken Not Stirred
Beth and Abbey throw on our Canadian tuxedos, have one too many martinis, and have a swan song for our beloved Emma.
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S7E1: The Storybrooke Multiverse
Beth and Abbey hop onto their stolen motorcycle and ride into the seventh and final season. How does Hyperion Heights compare to Storybrooke—and why did we take a pit stop in 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Gird your loins!
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Season 6B Recap (Fixed)
(This is a re-upload of a previous version, which had a goof. Blame the Black Fairy.) Beth and Abbey talk through the ups and (mostly) downs of Once Upon a Time Season 6. Was the Black Fairy a compelling villain? Did Rumple get his just desserts? And why was Beowulf even there?
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S6E22: It's the Final Battle (Part 2)
Beth and Abbey finally defeat Once Upon a Time's greatest evil... bad storytelling.
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S6E21: It's the Final Battle (Part 1)
Beth and Abbey look on as Henry and his family fight for the future of Storybrooke, and the nature of belief itself—but all Hook wants to do is "GET BACK TO MY WIFE."
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S6E20: Musical Time
Beth and Abbey find the song in their hearts—and one of their favorite episodes of 'Once Upon a Time'.
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S6E19: Easy Bake Oven Evil
Beth and Abbey try, they really really try, to make it through "The Black Fairy" without dying inside. Oh well, at least we've got a special (video) musical episode next week! Special announcement at end of episode.
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S6E18: Stupid Birds
Beth and Abbey travel "Where Bluebirds Fly" so Zelena can prove that she does, in fact, have friends outside of Storybrooke... even if she doomed him to an eternity as a tin can.
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S6E17: Pongo's Evil Gluten Allergy
Beth and Abbey work to wake up Snow White and Prince Charming in "Awake"... and try to figure out how old Tiger Lily actually is.
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S6E16: Hashtag Boy Mom
Beth and Abbey meet Mother (aka the Black Fairy), along with "Mother's Little Helper," and find that she's more likely to ask for the manager than she is to bring about the end of days.
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S6E15: Heater Pants
Beth and Abbey travel to Agrabah to find Jasmine's courage... and come back with a torture stick.
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S6E14: Hay Then Dirt
Sorry for the delay! Beth and Abbey "conclude" the story of the Serum Queen, and she's totally fine forever because the Wish Realm doesn't hold a grudge.
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S6E13: Beowulf (Taylor's Version)
Beth and Abbey sense some "Ill-Boding Patterns" of their own. It's this episode. It's ill-boding.
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S6E12: Oops! All Trauma
It's time for Beth and Abbey to solve a mystery: a "Murder Most Foul," to be exact. What's the secret truth behind Daddy Charming's death... and how (and why?) does it involve Pinocchio?
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S6E11: Exes and Arrow-oh-ohs
Beth and Abbey find out if they're "Tougher Than the Rest" while they're stuck in the Wish Realm. Also, what's up with this emo guy? Must be Rumple's kid.
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S6E10: The Fan Fic Realm
Beth and Abbey journey into the Wish Realm in "Wish You Were Here"—and aren't quite sure what to make of what they find.
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S6E9: Call the Mid-Fairy
Beth and Abbey are totally cool with everything Rumple is doing in this episode. They're, like, 100% not enraged and about to throw chairs. Plus: The shocking truth of that mystery baby's parents!
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S6E8: The Serum Queen
CW: Discussions of Robin Williams and suicide from 54:20-1:01:10
Beth and Abbey get stuck behind the looking glass in "I'll Be Your Mirror," and try to figure out why the Dragon is there instead of, you know, the Magic Mirror.
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S6E7: Early Fall Out Boy Title
Beth and Abbey react to "Heartless," an episode that's pretty good but is probably so Snow and Charming can skip filming days.
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S6E6: Mr. Grumpy Gills
Hello dear patrons! Beth and Abbey snack on some Pop-Tarts and dive into the "Dark Waters" with Hook and Henry—plus that ick thing we don't want to talk about but have to for some reason.
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S6E5: Archie Loves the Drama
Beth and Abbey return to the realm of Once Upon a Time for "Street Rats," featuring the live-action Aladdin remake before there was a live-action Aladdin remake. And don't forget about Evil Spa Day!
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Red’s Untold Tale, Ch. 9-11 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey continue their journey into Red's past... and realize that Rumple would be no match for a teenage girl.
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Red’s Untold Story, Ch. 6-8 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey discover a werewolf's greatest foe. It's not cloaks. It's not crossbows. It's not even silver. It's gaslighting.
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Red’s Untold Tale Ch. 3-5 (Book Club!)
Sorry for the delay—Beth had surgery! She's doing just fine, and happy to dive back into Red's Untold Tale. Get ready for some apple cider... and dead cows.

Red’s Untold Tale Ch. 1-2 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey venture into the woods to sell baked goods and make teenage mischief in the first two chapters of "Once Upon a Time: Red's Untold Tale"—a YA book that feels like a fresh drink of water... with or without the poppy.
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Reawakened: The Rest of It (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey finish "Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale"—with more of a whimper than a bang.
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta
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Reawakened: Ch. 10-13 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey find themselves in Jefferson's Hatter House—and don't quite know what to do once they get there.
Plus: WHAT HAPPENED TO FREDERICK?!?
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ryan Gregorakos!
A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Fe

Reawakened: Ch. 7-9 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey continue on their journey through Snow and Charming's torrid affair—which is somehow even more uncomfortable in the book than it is on the show. Also, we're celebrating a special OUATiming milestone!
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens
A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Busce

Reawakened Ch. 5-6 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey finish the first volume of Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale—and still feel pretty darn confused.
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lisa Slack!
A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictional, Pungus Magnusson, and

Reawakened Ch. 3-4 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey continue their journey through Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale—a book that loves to ask: "What if we just had Henry explain all the good stuff?"
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik!
A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta,

Reawakaned Ch. 1-2 (Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey crack open the pages of Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale by Odette Beane. Highlights include: Emma's motherly instincts, "Fairy Tale Land," and a whole lot of $10 words. Read this novel for free through Amazon Kindle Unlimited (not a sponsor).
This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale!
A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack,

Once Upon a Strike (and Book Club!)
Beth and Abbey talk candidly about their decision to halt reviewing episodes of OUAT during the SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes—and what some of the show's cast and crew are doing to support the movement. But don't fret: We've got plans! Come join the Once Upon a Time Book Club! More details in the episode.
Information on how to support the strikes: https://bit.ly/3KhTPV2
A special thank you to our Swan











