The Mysteries Of Derlin County
Brandon returns to his hometown of Derlin County to investigate the disappearance of a girl from his high school. After solving that case, he discovers the county harbors many more secrets. With his best friend Kyle, he starts a private investigation firm called Investi-Gators, taking on cases involving missing persons, ghosts, and extraterrestrial beings. The show is a satirical comedy that uses crude humor and strong language to poke fun at various topics, and it may be offensive to some listeners.
Episodes
The Amazing Race
Brandon and the crew go on an amazing race team building activity that no one actually partakes in. The investigation into the murders at Camp Marmatoon continues.
Seminars
Brandon and the Investi-Gators team attend a couple of team building seminars with the legendary Neil LaVerne, none of which go according to plan. Brandon continues his epic world building story surrounding the events at Camp Marmatoon.
Check-In
Brandon and the Investi-Gators team finally check into the camp and start to get the team building ball rolling!
Camp Marmatoon
Brandon continues his world building, and tells the story of arriving at the team building retreat.
What Happened!?
Facing several murder charges Brandon and the Investi-Gators have to re-tell their side of the story to get off the hook. The problem is however, everyone has something else going on. It's a race against the clock for the team, how will they all handle it?
Season 24 Trailer
The one and only trailer for season 24... okay there may be another but I'm not sure. Coming this October!!!
Eddy and Jack
In the season finale Brandon races to confront Eddy before he can hurt anyone else. Will he succeed? Will his friends come through? Will everything fall apart?
Commander Night: Part 2
Kyle's commander night with the boys takes a turn when Tracy ends up in hot water. Will he still manage to get Brandon out of prison or was he even trying? Will Eddy show up and ruin the night? Probably yes to everything....
Commander Night Part 1
With Brandon arrested and incarcerated, a familiar voice takes over the podcast. Instead of working the case though he decides to host a commanders night at Brandons.
Barricaded
Brandon and Jack on the run from both the law and Eddy, hide at Brandons and lock themselves inside. Brandon calls Dr.Telall to confront her on what he found. The guys run into a major problem causing Brandon to make a very poor decision.
"Anonymous"
Brandon and Brian break in to Sasha Telalls house in search of the evidence needed to possibly break the case. After they leave Brandon gets a phone call from Jack which throws everything into chaos!
The Burial Site
After being abandoned by Jack, Brandon turns to Nate Lansinger to help him locate Eddy's supposed burial site. Will they find it? and if so, how will the mess it up? Brandon also makes a brand new friend!
Derlin General
Brandon heads to Derlin General to talk to Eddy's friend Phillip DelMonte, when that doesn't go as planned he turns to Jack and the supposed burial site. A mysterious phone call flips that plan on it's head leaving Brandon to scramble and contact an old friend for help..... Again it goes poorly.
Jack & Dianne
Brandon has to get ahold of Jacks ex wife Dianne, but along the way decides to contact a fellow lesbian to talk about Genaveve Mitchell.
The Check
At the behest of floor 3 Steve, Brandon and Ruth head to the sub floor of parking garage letter 3 to find out if anyone there knew anything about Jack or Eddy. Madness ensues and someone doesn't make it out alive.
Dirty Derlin Studios Pt.2 Return to Dirty Derlin
Brandon and Ralph continue interviewing adult film stars at Dirty Derlin. Including the legendary Laney B. Though as things always do for Brandon, It goes horribly awry.
Dirty Derlin Studios Pt.1
WARNING!: This Episode features a lot of risky and sensitive content that is sexual in nature. Listener discretion is strongly advised! Brandon, needing to go to the Derlin County adult film studios to find out more about Eddy Hyde, enlists help from a very unwanted yet highly expected friend. (seriously though he has to show up at some point right?) Together they talk to the biggest adult film
Carl Bagwell
Brandon realizes he cannot cancel his therapy sessions after finding out in a tele health video call that Dr. Sasha Telall is way too attractive. Then Brandon receives a call from Carl Bagwell, an inmate at the Derlin County Correctional Facility who claims to have information on a litany of things... Eddy included.
Boots On The Ground
Brandon finally hits the ground running in the case, but after a familiar face leaves him high and dry again Brandon must go it alone. While searching for Trip Noonan Brandon encounters a familiar face who just may have a lead.
Clint
In an effort to find some help with the case Brandon lists a wanted ad and fields calls. When things don't go the way he wants he decides do go out on his own again, but by chance stumbles in to the newest member of the Investi-Gators team. Clint.
Suspicious Coincidences
While taking a break from his friends, and them him. Brandon decides to take on an "easy" case. Will it turn out to be easy though? Or will it send Brandon to the edge once more? Brandon talks to Jack Uhl about his childhood friend who may or may not have committed multiple crimes in the past.
Interview 16: Brandon
I had just enough space left to do this last one! Today Brandon answers your questions from Instagram as well as gives a little bit more of an in depth look at his psyche. Thank you all who listen and or partook in these interviews! You are all truly apprciated! See you later in the summer!
Interview 15: Heather
Brandon talks to recurring contributor Heather in the final interview episode about characters, jobs, wildlife, and the show.
Interview 14: Lynda
Today Brandon talks with Linda about life, Birds, the podcast, etc etc..
Interview 13: Rob
Brandon talks to Rob about farming, auctions, life and, if there's time the podcast.
Interview 12: Sarah
Today Brandon talks with one of the early adopters of the show Sarah. They talk about jobs, healthcare, and life struggles.
Interview 11: Donnie
Todays chat is with Donne a.k.a. CSD Frank Staughton. And we talk about uhhh....darn, I promised to be better this time but, I've failed you.
Interview 10: Zach
Brandon has a phone call with Zach about stuff and things, lol, honestly as I type this out I forgot what we talked about..... I'll be better next time I promise.
Interview 9: Will and Bobbi
Brandon talks to Will and Bobbi a.k.a. McCloud Azvart a.k.a. Dilf McMannis about the show, life and biggest fears in todays calls.
Interview 8: Joe and Jen
Today Brandon talks with Joe and Jen a.k.a. The Davey Boys. The newest members of Derlin county about the show and the struggles of hosting popular podcasts.
Interview 7: Anna and Adam
Todays call is with Anna and Adam a.k.a I'm Adam and a.k.a Anna/Danika Dauntless. Brandon and the A's get stoned and talk about grieving, video games and Greg.
Interview 6: Momma
In this call Brandon talks to his actual mother to about life and what she thinks about being completely unaware that she is on the podcast.
Interview 5: Ashley
In todays call Brandon talks to the one and only Ashley a.k.a Brandons sister a.k.a Gregs mom a.k.a The Letter 4 and I'm sure some others I'm forgetting about. They talk about the creative process and future plans.
Interview 4: Kyle
Brandon calls up and talks to one of his oldest friends and second longest cast member of Derlin County, Kyle. A.K.A Kyle, Colleen, Stephen Bloodrinka, and probably a few others I cannot remember!
Interview 3: Carrie
Todays interview features a special guest. MoDC semi co-creator and joke writer and, Brandons real life friend Carrie a.k.a Winter Walter Johnson with her simplex 10 and all!
Interview 2: Ron Lems
For the second phone call Brandon talks to Ron Lems, aka Butch Hennessy, aka Shorty Longlegs. Ron is an actual musician and creates music under the name Ron Lems and was featured in the season featuring Cheesburger and Mojo Myke. Check him out where ever you get your music.
Interview 1: Greg
In the interval between seasons Brandon takes calls from listeners and cast mates to chat about everything from the show to life in general. Todays interview is with Greg a.k.a. Johnny Treehut, Greg Treehut.
Forgotten Allies
Season finale! With their backs against the wall, Brandon and Kyle need to think fast to avoid certain death. Meanwhile Ralph continues his mission to rescue Denny from Tetanus but, in the end who is it that really needs saving.
WHACK!
Brandon receives some unexpected help.... if you can call it that because, in truth, it kinda makes things a lot worse. Meanwhile Ralph goes to help another friend out.
Back In Derlin
Brandon and the gang make it back to Derlin County, a little shaken but still in one piece. Almost positive they are safe, they decide to sleep in shifts to make sure nothing goes wrong but, as they mostly do.... they go wrong. Very wrong.
Out Of Here
Brandon and GReg race against the clock and the elder Daveys to try and save Ralph, Denny and, recover their stolen information back. Will they be able to pull it off? And, will they make it back to Derlin?
The Celebration of Davey Boy Pt.2
The celebration begins, and the elder Davey's plan goes into motion. Will Brandon partake? Will Greg? What will happen to Ralph and Denny?
The Celebration of Davey Boy Pt.1
With Brandon not willing to listen to Ralph's warning, Ralph and Denny decide he is a lost cause and leave. Meanwhile Greg stays behind to hook up with Colleen errrr Davey Boy in cabin 3 and, Brandon is carefully watched and vetted.
The Children Of Davey Boy
Ralph, Greg and, Denny sneak out after curfew and learn a terrible secret. After figuring things out they decide they need to find Brandon and get out quick! But, will he be there and if so, will he want to leave?
Covert Infiltration
Ralph and Denny decide to try an infiltrate the Children of Davey Boy community but they hit a snag when they realize they have to be vetted by the leader first. Will he allow their admittance or will they see right through their plan?
Willow Crest Falls
Ralph and Denny with minimal help from Blind Freddie find Willow Crest Falls, along with members of The Children of Davey Boy. The question is, is Brandon there too? They're destined to find out. Ralph heads to Willow Crest Falls PD and Denny talks to some rather interesting civilians.
Almost There
Ralph and Denny are only a short drive from Willow Crest Falls but, decide to stop for nourishment and also to ask around about Brandon and Willow Crest Falls. After a short stay in town the guys quickly realize they are going to need a little help and turn to an unlikely source.
Peppermint
Ralph and Denny are back on the road heading for Willow Crest Falls, in search of Brandon. But, as the day turns into night the guys need to pull over for fuel, food, and sleep. But, not before pulling a quick prank first.
Beefton
On their first stop in their hunt for Brandon Ralph and Denny head over to Beefton. Home of Buck n' Chucky's which is conveniently connected to the Beefton Mall, to see if Brandon has been there. If he hasn't? Well, then they need to buy a few things anyways.
On The Trail
Not being able to decide which name is better, Ralph pivots back to "The Ralph Backlund Experience" and follows up on his first lead in finding Brandon, Greg. After getting some loose information Ralph learns he is gonna need some help but, who will he turn to? Or rather, will someone come to him?
RHD With Ralph Backlund
After the first episode left a bad taste in his mouth Ralph pivots from "Ralph Backlund Experience" to "RHD With Ralph Backlund" and attempts to reset what the show is really about. He reopens the investi-gators office and tries to work some cases but, comes to a startling realization.
The Ralph Backlund Experience
Brandon's gone, no cap! And, life is bussin'! Ralph takes over the podcast and converts it into something a little better than what is was. A little slice of Derlin and Backlund life. Join Ralph as he heads to the doctor and to drink with a friend in the first episode of "The Ralph Backlund Experience"!
Can't Choose Your Family
In the final episode of TMoDC Brandon, Ralph, and Avery confront the Derlin Devil but, someone is lying and withholding the truth. How will Brandon figure out who and, what will the aftermath be? Not good, I'll tell ya that much.
Ralph & Avery
Brandon and Ralph get some unexpected help in their hunt for the Derlin Devil. Brandon must confront the beast but, first he must find it's lair.
Back To Stephens Salvage
With the "B" squad down to just Brandon and Ralph they decide to go back to the salvage yard to talk to Avery's parents. After his last run in with momma Stephens Brandon decides to send Ralph there while he talks to Mr. Stephens, the patriarch of the family... good idea right?
The B Squad
Desperate to figure out what's going Brandon reaches out to Ralph for help. What happens after is a floodgate of unwanted and unwarranted help is opened. And, more assumption is thrown.
The Derlin Devil
Brandon continues to unknowingly sabotage his friendships as he and Denny conduct a stake-out just outside of Stephens Salvage Yard. But, while out in Ned Campbell the guys run into a strange new horror.
Denny & Karol
In the mid season finale Brandon talks to Averys ex- wife Karol Kowalski Koresh in a last ditch effort to try an frame Avery Stephens for the disappearance of Broxylym. When that doesn't go exactly to plan he turns to Denny Barrett Lansinger and, a strange stake-out camping trip that turns into utter turmoil.
Skooch Bennett
Brandon heads to a bait & tackle on the edge of the salvage yard to see if the owner has seen anything suspicious. Turns out he has but, Brandon needs to listen to a few stories first.
New Information!
Brandon brings you some news involving the merch and, season 21 going forward! Links below! Also all season 21 music will be uploaded to the link tree after the conclusion of the season! New Merch! Contact Us!
The Wheels Are Coming Off
Brandons relationship with Greg hits a snag. Meanwhile Anna, hopped up on Benadryl water passes out on Brandons bed. Who's gonna work the case with him now? Perhaps an old friend?
BrAnna
With new unsettling developments in his world, Brandon must take on a new partner, albeit reluctantly. Together they try and figure out what has happened to Broxylym by interviewing others on the Stephens Salvage Yard lot. All while keeping it hidden from Greg.
Foreshadowing
Brandon attempts to reel Broxylym in but, instead, makes matters worse when he confiscates his cell phone. Greg realizes to power of Broxylyms words. Meanwhile Avery Stephens pushes the interview back for a very non suspicious reason...
The Stall
After a horrendous interview at the Stephens salvage yard, Brandon is struggling with dealing with Broxylym. To make matters even worse, he now has to do his least favorite thing ever...... Use a public restroom, oh boy...
The Making Of A Podcasterer
Brandon takes on a new kind of case but, has to also take on a babysitting assignment. This should be easy money for him. "Should" being the keyword here because lets be real this is going to suck. After a man gets exonerated for a crime he didn't commit, he reaches out to investi-gators to help repair his damaged reputation. The question is however, is his reputation salvagable? Is he even worth
Resolve
Brandon decides the fate of artificial intelligence in Derlin.
What To Do?
Brandon figures out a way to stop the A I take-over but, is stuck making a difficult decision. What will he do? Will it be the right choice?
Futility
Ralph and Brandon are really up against it now. Anita is apparently in the house, Ned and Loreen aren't Ned and Loreen.... what's next?
The First Shift
As Ralph and Loreen go off to sleep, Brandon and Ned take the first shift on watch. But, Of course not everything goes to plan.
Ned and Loreen
Brandon, with the advice of an old friend contacts paranormal experts Ned and Loreen Watson (no relation to anyone) in an attempt to rid the farm house of whatever is plaguing it.
Power
Ralph and Brandon scramble to get the power turned back on and figure out what is going on!
Alone
With Ralph heading into town, Brandon is left all by himself in a strange new home. With strange noises happening all around him Brandon must keep it all together.-
The Farm House
Brandon and Ralph move into Ralphs quain cottage on the edge of Derlin County, but, in truth it's less of a cottage and more of an old spooky farmhouse. As the guys settle in and get ready for the arrival of Faye and Anita, Ralph heads into town for supplies leaving Brandon alone in the spooky old house.
Q&A 3
Brandon answers listener questions!!!
Signing Off
A final thankyou and farewell (for now) from thew show creator music here!
Not Giving Up
In the season 19 finale, Brandon tries to figure out who the guilty party is..... and fails. Luckily an unexpected phone call shines some light on everything. Brandon however, is already set to move on.
Rounding It Out
In the penultimate episode Brandon second guesses himself. Did he get the right person? Is it over? Or, is there more to Samanthas disappearance? He decides to reach back out to people for final interviews to really get to the bottome of it.
Off The Rails
Brandon makes a shocking discovery in Samantha's case which ultimately leads to an arrest. Is the case solved? Did he get the right man? Only time will tell.
Councilman Varney
Brandon finally meets with Councilman Vince Varney and, as it turns out he is a bigger POS than expected. After meeting with the Councilman Brandon believes he is closer than ever to finding out what happened to Samantha.
Tying Up Loose Ends
Thinking he's now on the right track Brandon decides to really dig his heels in and narrow in on a suspect but, he has to tie up some loose ends first. Will it help? Or, will it make it worse?
