The Mysteries Of Derlin County
Brandon returns to his hometown of Derlin County to investigate the disappearance of a girl from his high school. After solving that case, he discovers the county harbors many more secrets. With his best friend Kyle, he starts a private investigation firm called Investi-Gators, taking on cases involving missing persons, ghosts, and extraterrestrial beings. The show is a satirical comedy that uses crude humor and strong language to poke fun at various topics, and it may be offensive to some listeners.
Episodes
Interview 12: Sarah
Today Brandon talks with one of the early adopters of the show Sarah. They talk about jobs, healthcare, and life struggles.
Interview 11: Donnie
Todays chat is with Donne a.k.a. CSD Frank Staughton. And we talk about uhhh....darn, I promised to be better this time but, I've failed you.
Interview 10: Zach
Brandon has a phone call with Zach about stuff and things, lol, honestly as I type this out I forgot what we talked about..... I'll be better next time I promise.
Interview 9: Will and Bobbi
Brandon talks to Will and Bobbi a.k.a. McCloud Azvart a.k.a. Dilf McMannis about the show, life and biggest fears in todays calls.
Interview 8: Joe and Jen
Today Brandon talks with Joe and Jen a.k.a. The Davey Boys. The newest members of Derlin county about the show and the struggles of hosting popular podcasts.
Interview 7: Anna and Adam
Todays call is with Anna and Adam a.k.a I'm Adam and a.k.a Anna/Danika Dauntless. Brandon and the A's get stoned and talk about grieving, video games and Greg.
Interview 6: Momma
In this call Brandon talks to his actual mother to about life and what she thinks about being completely unaware that she is on the podcast.
Interview 5: Ashley
In todays call Brandon talks to the one and only Ashley a.k.a Brandons sister a.k.a Gregs mom a.k.a The Letter 4 and I'm sure some others I'm forgetting about. They talk about the creative process and future plans.
Interview 4: Kyle
Brandon calls up and talks to one of his oldest friends and second longest cast member of Derlin County, Kyle. A.K.A Kyle, Colleen, Stephen Bloodrinka, and probably a few others I cannot remember!
Interview 3: Carrie
Todays interview features a special guest. MoDC semi co-creator and joke writer and, Brandons real life friend Carrie a.k.a Winter Walter Johnson with her simplex 10 and all!
Interview 2: Ron Lems
For the second phone call Brandon talks to Ron Lems, aka Butch Hennessy, aka Shorty Longlegs. Ron is an actual musician and creates music under the name Ron Lems and was featured in the season featuring Cheesburger and Mojo Myke. Check him out where ever you get your music.
Interview 1: Greg
In the interval between seasons Brandon takes calls from listeners and cast mates to chat about everything from the show to life in general. Todays interview is with Greg a.k.a. Johnny Treehut, Greg Treehut.
Forgotten Allies
Season finale! With their backs against the wall, Brandon and Kyle need to think fast to avoid certain death. Meanwhile Ralph continues his mission to rescue Denny from Tetanus but, in the end who is it that really needs saving.
WHACK!
Brandon receives some unexpected help.... if you can call it that because, in truth, it kinda makes things a lot worse. Meanwhile Ralph goes to help another friend out.
Back In Derlin
Brandon and the gang make it back to Derlin County, a little shaken but still in one piece. Almost positive they are safe, they decide to sleep in shifts to make sure nothing goes wrong but, as they mostly do.... they go wrong. Very wrong.
Out Of Here
Brandon and GReg race against the clock and the elder Daveys to try and save Ralph, Denny and, recover their stolen information back. Will they be able to pull it off? And, will they make it back to Derlin?
The Celebration of Davey Boy Pt.2
The celebration begins, and the elder Davey's plan goes into motion. Will Brandon partake? Will Greg? What will happen to Ralph and Denny?
The Celebration of Davey Boy Pt.1
With Brandon not willing to listen to Ralph's warning, Ralph and Denny decide he is a lost cause and leave. Meanwhile Greg stays behind to hook up with Colleen errrr Davey Boy in cabin 3 and, Brandon is carefully watched and vetted.
The Children Of Davey Boy
Ralph, Greg and, Denny sneak out after curfew and learn a terrible secret. After figuring things out they decide they need to find Brandon and get out quick! But, will he be there and if so, will he want to leave?
Covert Infiltration
Ralph and Denny decide to try an infiltrate the Children of Davey Boy community but they hit a snag when they realize they have to be vetted by the leader first. Will he allow their admittance or will they see right through their plan?
Willow Crest Falls
Ralph and Denny with minimal help from Blind Freddie find Willow Crest Falls, along with members of The Children of Davey Boy. The question is, is Brandon there too? They're destined to find out. Ralph heads to Willow Crest Falls PD and Denny talks to some rather interesting civilians.
Almost There
Ralph and Denny are only a short drive from Willow Crest Falls but, decide to stop for nourishment and also to ask around about Brandon and Willow Crest Falls. After a short stay in town the guys quickly realize they are going to need a little help and turn to an unlikely source.
Peppermint
Ralph and Denny are back on the road heading for Willow Crest Falls, in search of Brandon. But, as the day turns into night the guys need to pull over for fuel, food, and sleep. But, not before pulling a quick prank first.
Beefton
On their first stop in their hunt for Brandon Ralph and Denny head over to Beefton. Home of Buck n' Chucky's which is conveniently connected to the Beefton Mall, to see if Brandon has been there. If he hasn't? Well, then they need to buy a few things anyways.
On The Trail
Not being able to decide which name is better, Ralph pivots back to "The Ralph Backlund Experience" and follows up on his first lead in finding Brandon, Greg. After getting some loose information Ralph learns he is gonna need some help but, who will he turn to? Or rather, will someone come to him?
RHD With Ralph Backlund
After the first episode left a bad taste in his mouth Ralph pivots from "Ralph Backlund Experience" to "RHD With Ralph Backlund" and attempts to reset what the show is really about. He reopens the investi-gators office and tries to work some cases but, comes to a startling realization.
The Ralph Backlund Experience
Brandon's gone, no cap! And, life is bussin'! Ralph takes over the podcast and converts it into something a little better than what is was. A little slice of Derlin and Backlund life. Join Ralph as he heads to the doctor and to drink with a friend in the first episode of "The Ralph Backlund Experience"!
Can't Choose Your Family
In the final episode of TMoDC Brandon, Ralph, and Avery confront the Derlin Devil but, someone is lying and withholding the truth. How will Brandon figure out who and, what will the aftermath be? Not good, I'll tell ya that much.
Ralph & Avery
Brandon and Ralph get some unexpected help in their hunt for the Derlin Devil. Brandon must confront the beast but, first he must find it's lair.
Back To Stephens Salvage
With the "B" squad down to just Brandon and Ralph they decide to go back to the salvage yard to talk to Avery's parents. After his last run in with momma Stephens Brandon decides to send Ralph there while he talks to Mr. Stephens, the patriarch of the family... good idea right?
The B Squad
Desperate to figure out what's going Brandon reaches out to Ralph for help. What happens after is a floodgate of unwanted and unwarranted help is opened. And, more assumption is thrown.
The Derlin Devil
Brandon continues to unknowingly sabotage his friendships as he and Denny conduct a stake-out just outside of Stephens Salvage Yard. But, while out in Ned Campbell the guys run into a strange new horror.
Sending Letters!
The Gang has some new stuff & things available and here's your chance to receive a letter from Derlin County! Merch Contact Us & Music Downloads
Denny & Karol
In the mid season finale Brandon talks to Averys ex- wife Karol Kowalski Koresh in a last ditch effort to try an frame Avery Stephens for the disappearance of Broxylym. When that doesn't go exactly to plan he turns to Denny Barrett Lansinger and, a strange stake-out camping trip that turns into utter turmoil.
Skooch Bennett
Brandon heads to a bait & tackle on the edge of the salvage yard to see if the owner has seen anything suspicious. Turns out he has but, Brandon needs to listen to a few stories first.
New Information!
Brandon brings you some news involving the merch and, season 21 going forward! Links below! Also all season 21 music will be uploaded to the link tree after the conclusion of the season! New Merch! Contact Us!
The Wheels Are Coming Off
Brandons relationship with Greg hits a snag. Meanwhile Anna, hopped up on Benadryl water passes out on Brandons bed. Who's gonna work the case with him now? Perhaps an old friend?
BrAnna
With new unsettling developments in his world, Brandon must take on a new partner, albeit reluctantly. Together they try and figure out what has happened to Broxylym by interviewing others on the Stephens Salvage Yard lot. All while keeping it hidden from Greg.
Foreshadowing
Brandon attempts to reel Broxylym in but, instead, makes matters worse when he confiscates his cell phone. Greg realizes to power of Broxylyms words. Meanwhile Avery Stephens pushes the interview back for a very non suspicious reason...
The Stall
After a horrendous interview at the Stephens salvage yard, Brandon is struggling with dealing with Broxylym. To make matters even worse, he now has to do his least favorite thing ever...... Use a public restroom, oh boy...
The Making Of A Podcasterer
Brandon takes on a new kind of case but, has to also take on a babysitting assignment. This should be easy money for him. "Should" being the keyword here because lets be real this is going to suck. After a man gets exonerated for a crime he didn't commit, he reaches out to investi-gators to help repair his damaged reputation. The question is however, is his reputation salvagable? Is he even worth
Resolve
Brandon decides the fate of artificial intelligence in Derlin.
What To Do?
Brandon figures out a way to stop the A I take-over but, is stuck making a difficult decision. What will he do? Will it be the right choice?
Futility
Ralph and Brandon are really up against it now. Anita is apparently in the house, Ned and Loreen aren't Ned and Loreen.... what's next?
The First Shift
As Ralph and Loreen go off to sleep, Brandon and Ned take the first shift on watch. But, Of course not everything goes to plan.
Ned and Loreen
Brandon, with the advice of an old friend contacts paranormal experts Ned and Loreen Watson (no relation to anyone) in an attempt to rid the farm house of whatever is plaguing it.
Power
Ralph and Brandon scramble to get the power turned back on and figure out what is going on!
Alone
With Ralph heading into town, Brandon is left all by himself in a strange new home. With strange noises happening all around him Brandon must keep it all together.-
The Farm House
Brandon and Ralph move into Ralphs quain cottage on the edge of Derlin County, but, in truth it's less of a cottage and more of an old spooky farmhouse. As the guys settle in and get ready for the arrival of Faye and Anita, Ralph heads into town for supplies leaving Brandon alone in the spooky old house.
Q&A 3
Brandon answers listener questions!!!
Signing Off
A final thankyou and farewell (for now) from thew show creator music here!
Not Giving Up
In the season 19 finale, Brandon tries to figure out who the guilty party is..... and fails. Luckily an unexpected phone call shines some light on everything. Brandon however, is already set to move on.
Rounding It Out
In the penultimate episode Brandon second guesses himself. Did he get the right person? Is it over? Or, is there more to Samanthas disappearance? He decides to reach back out to people for final interviews to really get to the bottome of it.
Off The Rails
Brandon makes a shocking discovery in Samantha's case which ultimately leads to an arrest. Is the case solved? Did he get the right man? Only time will tell.
Councilman Varney
Brandon finally meets with Councilman Vince Varney and, as it turns out he is a bigger POS than expected. After meeting with the Councilman Brandon believes he is closer than ever to finding out what happened to Samantha.
Tying Up Loose Ends
Thinking he's now on the right track Brandon decides to really dig his heels in and narrow in on a suspect but, he has to tie up some loose ends first. Will it help? Or, will it make it worse?
Samantha Rungdale Case Breakdown
Brandon and Ralph go over the case with a fine toothed comb and discuss theories and next steps.
The Hair Affair
Ralph heads to "The Hair Affair" to find out if anyone there remembers Samantha Rungdale and the night in question. Meanwhile Brandon finds out more information on the mysterious caller. This has to lead somewhere right?
Samanthas Phone
Brandon and Ralph recover Samanthas phone and begin going through it and formulating a plan. Is there anything useful?
Butch Hennessy
Butch Hennessy, who was in the car the night Samantha Rungdale disappeared, takes Brandon on a car ride re-tracing their movements that night. Will he provide any new insight? Will they figure something out? Will they find something HUGE!? Will Brandon somehow screw it up?
McCloud Azvart
Brandon finally gets McCloud to talk to him, to tell him his recollection of the night in question. Can brandon believe him though? And, what other random bad things will happen this episode!?
The Party
Brandon gets in touch with Snick Atnight Westchester, whom in turn gets him in touch with Dick Westchester (his twin brother) who also attended the party that night and may have been in the car ride home with Samantha and McCloud. A litany of others reach out to recollect the party on May 23rd 2009.
The Polygraph Test
Brandon and Marvin Hogswap breakdown McClouds ploygraph test from 2009 meanwhile Ralph keeps coming through with new leads and people of interest.
Hangin' 10
As Brandon prepares to watch McClouds polygraph test with Marvin Hogswap, he receives a mysterious phone call.
Back On Track
After a few mishaps Ralph gets Brandon back on track. Connecting him with another one of Samanthas friends and Marvin Hogswap the polygrapher who conducted McClouds Polygraph test in 2009. Things are finally moving in the right direction, right?
Volunteer Firefighters
Brandon, lost in Samanthas case gets an unexpected phone call.
Luminol
Kyle and Brandon head out to have Samantha's car forensically tested but, will it hold the results Brandon is hoping for? Or, will the guys manage to botch it like everything else?
Different Mindsets
With the two teams set to split off and try and find Samanthas trail, Brandon decides it would be a good time to confront Greg about the party and Samantha and his possible involvement. Meanwhile the Alpha team makes a stunning discovery but, is it about Sam's disappearance? No...no, it's not.
Retracing Samanthas Steps
Brandon, Greg and Ralph along with Samanthas father Ricky head out to Ned Campbell National Forest to try and see if they can pick up Samanthas trail. Problem is however, it's been like 60 years so in order to try an find her trail, they're going to need a tracker... Oh Boy
BONUS: Ricky Rungdale Phone Call
Brandon reaches back out to Ricky Rungdale, Samanthas father for a more intimate glimpse into Samanthas life.
Who Was Samantha?
Brandon reaches out to a litany of people who knew Samantha. Her friends, family, people who attended school with her and, even a few community members in an attempt to get to know who Samntha really was.
The Disappearance of Samantha Rungdale
Brandon finally gets the case he's been waiting for and begins doing the ground work. Brandon talks to Samanthas friend Hadley Harper in an attempt to learn more about the case and night in question. He also receives an ominous phone call.
Moving On
In the season finale Cheeseburger reveals his true scheme, and Brandon prepares to look into his next case. Tom Thompsons fate is also decided but it may not be to his exact liking.
Back To Nippy's
Tom and Ralph head back to Nippy's to see if anyone was there the night the beef started. Unfortunately there were plenty of people there. After talking to a few of them Ralph decides he needs to stop messing around and ask Shorty Longlegs directly. All the while Danika Dauntless begins her interview with Cheeseburger and Mojo Myke.
Got Beef?
Ralph comes back with the potential news story of the year but, would it be enough to get Toms' job back? And, would they even be able to get the interview they needed to get? All music this season is created by: Brandon & Ron Lems
Going Viral
Brandon tries to help Tom Thompson get his job back by recreating popular viral videos. One problem though, Danika Dauntless is somehow remaining one step ahead of them. Brandon also receives a voicemail that could lead to a better case!
Down and Out
While canvassing for Investi-Gators Brandon stumbles across an old friend who needs help. Brandon being himself though doesn't want to help..... until there's $300 on the table that is....
Chapter 14: The Key to the City
After the ordeal with the Semi-Gordon is over, Brandon and the Investi-Gators team are awarded the key to the city and, can begin looking forward albeit minus an invaluable team member.
Chapter 13: The Showdown
Brandon squares off against the Semi-Gordon. All the while the Derlin County Sheriffs and National Guard set to destroy the under down with napalm bombs. Will Brandon save everyone and make it out on time???
Chapter 12: Against The Clock
With Brandon getting prepared to head back into the under down and face the semi Gordon, the Derlin County Sheriff Station has other plans on how to solve things.
