Back to the Barre
Back to the Barre is a podcast hosted by Christi Lukasiak and Kelly Hyland, former cast members of the reality TV show Dance Moms. They discuss their experiences on the show, share behind-the-scenes stories, and talk about current events in their lives. The podcast features listener questions, live tour announcements, and exclusive content for Patreon supporters.
Episodes
Brian Got DESTROYED At The Rhode Island Housewives Reunion | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
At last, Brian takes the hot seat at The Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion episode, and things get spicy!Christi and Kelly react to all the reunion drama as Jo-Ellen comes armed with receipts, Brian dodges question after question, and Rulla finally realizes in real time that there may be a lot more to the story than she knew. From the alleged girlfriend being tied to Brian’s business to the
Christi & Kelly Rewatch The Creepiest Dance Moms Group Dance | Back To The Barre REWIND
Welcome back to our REWIND series! Christi and Kelly are going back through the archive, re-editing, and re-uploading our old episodes — in order, from the very beginning of Dance Moms. This week, they’re revisiting season 1, episode 6 (“Dying to Dance”), where the ALDC takes on one of its creepiest and most memorable early group dances: “Where Have All The Children Gone?”The routine was dark from
The Moms Go Behind Abby’s Back… And She ABSOLUTELY LOSES IT
Christi and Kelly recap Dance Moms season 5, episode 25 — “Abby vs. Kira,” where the moms have FINALLY had it waiting for Abby to give their girls real training.The ALDC is in Los Angeles, the studio still is not finished, the girls are not getting consistent classes... and yet Abby keeps blaming them for losing. So the moms decide to do something about it: they bring in Sondra, an outside teacher
How Reality TV Reunions Are COMPLETELY RIGGED | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
Christi and Kelly are back with another BTTB Reality Exposed, breaking down the Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion and why these “sit-down and talk it out” specials are NEVER as they appear.From where people sit on the couch to which cast members suddenly come in ready to fight, Christi and Kelly explain how producers set the stage for reunion chaos before anyone even says a word. The RHORI r
The Moms Are Forced To Dance… And It’s A TOTAL DISASTER | Back To The Barre REWIND
Welcome back to our REWIND series! Christi and Kelly are going back through the archive, re-editing, and re-uploading our old episodes — in order, from the very beginning of Dance Moms. This week, they’re revisiting season 1, episode 5 (“When Stars Collide”), where the girls are getting ready for the ALDC showcase, a Broadway agent is coming to watch… and somehow, the moms end up being forced to p
The ALDC vs. MDP Rivalry Gets PERSONAL | Back To The Barre
Christi and Kelly recap Dance Moms season 5, episode 24 — “West Coast Strikes Back,” where the ALDC’s rivalry with MDP starts feeling a lot less like friendly competition and a lot more like a real threat.This week, Abby is back in Los Angeles, MDP is at the same competition, and Erin Babbs knows exactly how to get under her skin. Between the “monster” routine, the American Girl doll made to look
The Housewives Cheating Video Was Real After All | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
The Housewives cheating video was real after all, and Christi and Kelly have plenty to say about how the Real Housewives of Rhode Island finally handled it.This week on BTTB Reality Exposed, we review episode 12 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island "The Ferry-Tale Is Over." The cast heads to Block Island, where Jo-Ellen is still being treated like the problem even though Brian is the one everyon
Back To The Barre REWIND: The Dance Moms Episode Christi & Kelly Can Barely Watch
Welcome back to our REWIND series! Christi and Kelly are going back through the archive, re-editing, and re-uploading our old episodes — in order, from the very beginning of Dance Moms. This week, they’re revisiting season 1, episode 4 (“Stealing the Show”), an episode that still feels heavy because it brings them right back to one of the first times the show stopped feeling fun.At the center of t
Mackenzie Beats Maddie… And Everyone LOSES It | Back To The Barre
Christi and Kelly recap Dance Moms season 5, episode 23 — “Maddie vs. Mackenzie,” where Mackenzie FINALLY beats Maddie… and everyone’s reactions become the big story. Instead of letting Mackenzie have her moment, things get weird. Super weird. Melissa is emotional, Maddie is upset, and Abby turns the whole thing into a lesson about “losers.” These reactions tell you everything there is to kno
The Rulla Cheating Rumors Are Taking Over Housewives of Rhode Island | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
The Rulla cheating rumors are taking over The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and at this point, Christi and Kelly are watching the same way everyone else is: waiting for somebody to finally say what is really going on.Rosie keeps pushing the cheating video, Rulla keeps trying to make sense of it, and Rulla’s husband keeps giving answers that somehow make the whole thing feel even messier. First
Abby Was COMPLETELY Checked Out This Episode | Back To The Barre with Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
Christi and Kelly recap and react to Dance Moms season 5, episode 22 — “Live From LA, It's Kendall K.”Kendall's big music video premiere has finally arrived, giving Jill the moment she had been chasing all season. Christi and Kelly revisit the event at Universal Studios, the pressure surrounding Kendall's debut, and the constant comparisons being made between Kendall and Nia's music careers. Looki
BTTB Reality Exposed: Chloe on Love Island??!
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The Australia Trip Got WAY WEIRDER | Back To The Barre with Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
Christi and Kelly recap and react to Dance Moms season 5, episode 21 — “Dance Moms Down Under, Part 2.”The Australia trip continues, but this episode feels different from a normal competition week. There is no usual pyramid-to-competition rhythm, and Christi and Kelly both point out that the whole thing feels a little off. Instead, the episode follows the team through Australia as Abby plans a Mad
The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Drama Feels FAKE | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island ("Questionable Behavior") has Christi and Kelly asking the only question that really matters with this show: what are we actually watching here?After Rosie and Kelsey’s blowup, the show tries to move forward, but Christi and Kelly still feel like the show drama feels less real and more like production handing people props, lines, and reasons to figh
The Australia Trip That Exposed Everything | Season 5, Episode 20 | Back to the Barre
Christi and Kelly recap and react to Dance Moms season 5, episode 20 — “Dance Moms Down Under, Part 1.”The show heads overseas to Australia... but without Abby, who gets left behind after losing her passport. Of course, that doesn't stop her from controlling everything from thousands of miles away on the phone. She yells at Melissa over the phone, questions whether the whole team was even invited
EXPOSING The Fight On Real Housewives of Rhode Island | Back To The Barre Reality Exposed
Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island finally gave people the fight they knew was coming: Rosie and Kelsey ended up face-to-face, scraming over each other, and throwing out insults left and right.But... how much of this "fight" was real? Christi and Kelly have some theories on whether it was actually spontaneous or maybe, just maybe, production helped set the whole thing up and the girl
Pillow Talk - Dance Moms: New Era Season 2 Episode 1
WE’RE back!!Pillow Talk is officially returning and this time, your fav OG Dance Moms moms (yes, we’re including Jill) are doing what we do best: watching, reacting, and giving you every single internal thought we have about Dance Moms: New Era Season 2. No filter. No holding back. Just us, a microphone, and a whole lot to say.Here’s what you get:🎬 10 video episodes.🎧10 audio episodes.✨
“Seeing Stars” Season 5, Episode 19 Dance Moms Recap | Back to the Barre with Christi and Kelly
It’s a Dance Moms reunion episode, which means nobody is walking in relaxed and nobody is leaving unscathed. Holly gets sent out first, and that alone tells you what kind of episode this is going to be. Christi and Kelly break down the tension around Nia, the way Abby turns adult conflicts into kid punishment, and the strange reunion logic where everyone knows what is really happening, but no one
Answering Your Questions And More Behind-The-Scenes Stories | Back To The Barre
We got a special throwback episode — an early After Party video that was previously only on Patreon. But we wanted to show you all what goes on weekly in our After Party sessions available to our Patreon members. It's even more fun and casual than you're already used to with our recap episodes, plus answering more of your questions!In this episode, we revisit past dramas from Dance Moms, a stormy
Empty Chair, Do a Solo
Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"I feel like we're consistent in the mocking of Jill." Christi might be talking about her outfits, but "Showdown in Pittsburgh, Part 2" doesn't do Jill any favors when it comes to giving her plenty of mockable moments as well. I mean is it already week three of Jill trying to convince Holly she should be grateful for what Abby does for Nia? Like WHILE
BTTB EXPOSED: Real Housewives of Rhode Island Episode 6 | Back To The Barre
THE TEA ☕We're back, and this time we're EXPOSING episode 6 of Housewives of Rhode Island. We talked about this show last week, but we got A LOT more to say this time. We get into Kelsey’s confusing boyfriend situation, the blurred-out “political family” man, and whether the whole moving-out storyline had more going on behind the scenes. Using our own TV experience, we'll tell you what's real and
The Threesome: A Producer Special!
Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"The funniest thing was we were in hell, but you guys had your own version of hell going on," Christi reflects to our very receptive panel of guests. This week we welcome to the Barre our favorite Dance Mom Producers: Annie, Erin and Chris! If it's Dance Moms goss you're looking for, there's no better place to start than right here. No ones made it th
BTTB Exposed: Real Housewives of Rhode Island EP 1-4
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Drink for Lip Licking
Step inside one of the most chaotic and revealing episodes of Dance Moms as Back to the Barre breaks down “Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 1” with unfiltered commentary, behind-the-scenes tea, and the kind of brutally honest humor only Christi and Kelly can deliver.In this episode, Christi Lukasiak and Kelly Hyland recap the drama-packed return to Pittsburgh, where tensions between the moms are at an
BTTB Exposed: Vanderpump Villa
THE TEA ☕We're back, we went to Washington D.C., and we finally figured out what a selfie stick says about your influencer era. (Spoiler: Kelly is thriving.)WHAT WENT DOWNFirst things first — Kelly got a Pro Max and we need to talk about it. The home button is gone, the cameras are fancier, and somewhere out there, Abby's iPod Nano is still buried under McDonald's wrappers in the back of a car. Fr
Jean Cream Dreams
Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttbTell us YOUR Dance Moms watch traditions here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154503107/Leave us a message: www.speakpipe.com/backtothebarre"This one is a doozy. We just need to get into it and I’m just telling everyone right now, if you’re drinking for contradictions you are going to be schmamered." And it's not just Abby fueling the contradictions th
BTTB Mini: Dirty Little Secrets
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Tech Wizards
Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttbTell us YOUR Dance Moms watch traditions here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154503107/Leave us a message: www.speakpipe.com/backtothebarre"The camel toes are prevalent. We have prevalent camel toe!" Well not all the group outfits can be winners, but at the very least sometimes the dances can be! It's time for the ALDC to make a better first impressio
BTTB Mini: Back on the Bus
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Smug Bug in a Rug
Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttbTell us YOUR Dance Moms watch traditions here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154503107/Leave us a message: www.speakpipe.com/backtothebarre"Holly hopes this trip will be better. I bet Holl, cause last time your trip sucked a big of dicks." Very eloquently put by Christi, but how else would you describe Holly's LA experience? Well you're going to need
BTTB Mini: Mr. Cig Goes to the Hospital
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Blowed Away
Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"This is so giving like hostage situation where you try to send a note out screaming for help if you've been kidnapped." You would act like that too if your dance teacher was still holding a grudge against you for doing something completely innocuous. Yes the Holly and Nia punishment train is still running at top speed, thou
BTTB Mini: Lost in DC
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Rotten Apples
Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"The words Mature and Abby have been used twice and we're still in scene one," says Christi with about the level of disbelief that statement is owed. But it's an equal offender week as even Cathy is getting in on the nastiness.This episode is called "Mackenzie's Time to Shine" and that's only because the ALDC is short a Madd
BTTB Mini: The Bachelorette Scandal & Love Story
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Bow-ography
Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Ew I agree with Abby. Everyone get your ice skates on because we're going to hell!" First they're complimenting Abby's hair, now they're agreeing with her on things?!? Could this possibly be a major turning point for Dance Moms... lol no. If anything it's probably only going to get worse from here, and our Bitches are start
BTTB Mini: Love Story JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette
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Brooke's Wedding!! Mrs. Thalman Joins the Pod
Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Planning a wedding is a full-time job, it takes so much time. Especially if you're very detailed oriented like me. I could have spent four years planning that wedding and probably still could have used more time," remarks Brooke about wh... wait OMG IT'S BROOKE!!!!Yes folks it's time for a special post-wedding report episod
BTTB Mini: The Traitors FINALE!
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We Demand a Candy Apples Spinoff!
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Stop it right now! Please why didn't we see that on TV!? I want the footage, show me now! I want a Candy Apples spin-off right now!" Well if there's one thing Christi and Dr. Intern Matt would like you to know, it's that we've been robbed of a Candy Apples show that would have been as entertaining as Dance Moms
BTTB Mini 1: Unpopular Opinions
Come see us on tour!!! Tickets are selling FAST. We cant believe it and can't thank you enough. www.x1entertainment.com/BTTB Hi guysWelcome to our very first Back to the Barre Mini Episode!We’re experimenting with something new and fun—an extra bonus mini episode each week to give you a little more Kelly & Christi in your life. This is not replacing our regular episodes at all—just an added bo
Hot Dogs & Flowers
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"This was a very franken-bit heavy episode. There were numerous times where I knew Abby did not say that." As Christi notes here there was clearly a lot of editing behind the scenes on this episode, but once you hear some of what Abby had to say in the show notes you won't be too shocked why that is. On Season 5
BTTB mini: The Traitors with Kara Berry
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A Savant-like Ability for Evil
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"The field notes for Candy Apples are unhinged. If you guys have never read the field notes for this episode then buckle up. It is possibly equal or crazier than some of our craziest stuff that has gone on. I don not know why they did not show any of this." And Christi isn't downplaying that either. Off screen a
BTTB Mini: The Traitors Ep 9
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A Very Dumb Domino Effect
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Let's get into the episode so we can bitch a lot! Yay, everyone wants to hear us bitch!" It's true, we can't get enough of it! And on Season 5's "The Great Divide" it turns out the other moms couldn't get enough of it either. With the ALDC back in Pittsburgh it doesn't take long for things to get heated as the
BTTB Mini: Kelly is NOT Team Rob
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttbLinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity
A Lying Liar Who Lies
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"You and I are white trash because we say the F-word, but Kira is better than that...she has a criminal record but whatever. She just said the F-word 10 times!" Well fortunately for our lovely Bitches, Kira is in the hot seat on the second half of "Wild Wild West Coast Pt 2." After a couple weeks of threats, Tra
BTTB Mini: The Traitors Ep 7
Special thanks to Chad from Game of Roses for joining us for this episode. Listen wherever you find your favorite podcasts!! We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttbLinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing
The MattyB Blues
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb(Apologies for the audio this week, we're still figuring out recording while on tour!)"I wish I had been on the show with Jess, she would have made me look like Gisele Bündchen." Christi at the very least is happy she didn't have to put up with Abby's nonsense from this week's episode. As Part II of "Wild Wild W
BTTB Mini: The Traitors Ep 6
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This is Not an After School Special
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"I need to know who wrote these field notes, cause they're the best ever!" Christi means that with all her heart, because this is probably one of the more entertaining episodes we've gotten to watch in a hot minute, and that's thanks in part to the salties note taker we've gotten yet! There's sarcasm and grievan
BTTB Mini: The Traitors Eps 2-5
New bonus mini episode recapping the first episodes of The Traitors Season 4. This is extra content, not replacing our regular episode. Nothing is missing, nothing has changed—just a little bonus fun because we felt like it. Enjoy 😉 Last tickets for Orlando just dropped!!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttb Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 12 Hour Pyramid
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"JoJo is dealing with her lice and the girls are all like GROSS! Meanwhile they all had it!" As Christi notes, it just wouldn't be Dance Moms without some double dealing contradictions, and oh boy are there A LOT this week. There are so many salacious behind the scenes notes that Christi had to actually verify s
BTTB Mini Episode: The Traitors!!
Surprise! We’re dropping a bonus mini episode recapping the first episodes of The Traitors Season 4. This is extra content, not replacing our regular episode. Nothing is missing, nothing has changed—just a little bonus fun because we felt like it. Enjoy 😉 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Where in the World Is Abby Lee Miller?
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"We have one of the wilder episodes of Dance Moms that I've seen in a minute. Thank god it wasn't with us!" That's practically underselling how weird it is that Abby is just inexplicably missing for most of the episode. I mean considering the excuse she gives for her absence in "Hello Hollywood, Goodbye A
It's a Disco Bush Christmas - BTTB Rewind
Come see us on tour!!! Tickets are selling FAST. We cant believe it and can't thank you enough. www.x1entertainment.com/BTTB Please enjoy this BTTB - Rewind Episode! Its the fifth Monday of the month and we typically don't post anything, but wanted to share something in your feed. It's one of our fav bonus epsides from Patreon!! All rights reserved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
Have You Learned Nothing!
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"JOJO! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!?!?!" might be an iconic TikTok sound now, but a decade ago it was just another Tuesday for Abby. Speaking of iconic tho, we have both our bitches under the same roof today! Our sound unfortunately got a little too noisy in the process and we're sorry about that, but hopefu
We're Hitting the Road
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Rhinestones and a Rat's Nest
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"On this podcast, historically, I don't know if I've ever agreed with Abby Lee Miller and been Team Abby in an argument. For these next four sentences I'm 100% on Abby's side, with my pom poms, and I'm cheering ABBY ABBY!" says Christi, in what may be the first sign that hell truly has frozen over.As "Bye
Something to Not Believe In
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"Kira explains to Jess that she is a guest and Abby has no obligation to tell her anything. Again Kira, the balls! They're THIS big! They're ginormous." On the second half of "JoJo with a BowBow", things between Kira and Jess are already heat
Bow fo Show
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"Jess came in and saw all those moms not willing to fight, and decided I'm going to fight so I get a permanent spot." Well you can't argue with results! Yes it's a big week because not only are Christi and Kelly finally in the clear from bein
Abby's Imaginary High Road
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"Because this was the second week they were filming, I probably had 700 voicemails minimum from the network." If the Productions calls to Christi are any indication of how things are going on in the second half of "Abby Got Served", it's not
The Beginning of the Mishmash
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"Maybe we need a new thing. When Abby contradicts herself you drink. When NOTHING makes any sort of sense now you drink as well. You will be hammered." While Christi might be setting some of you up for alcohol poisoning with that one, It's un
A Pure Clown Show
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"God forbid we support each other," says Christi, and on the second half of the Season 5 premiere it's hard not to miss the heydays when the moms at least had each other to lean on. Now that Abby has to attend court to deal with Paige's lawsu
Oops All Problems - Season 5 Begins
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"Oh god you guys. I hope next week we're back to fun, cause we're just mad!" exclaims Christi and if you needed any indication how serious the situation is, we only managed to cover the first half of "99 Problems but a Mom Ain't One" on this
The Christi and Kelly AMA
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"We always get s**t on but I would like a thank you because we did some hard heavy lifting. So how about a thank you? I would also like to not be crazy, but you know it's fine." Well Christi we can't help but love the crazy, it's part of the
Crotch Rat
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"This is the Season 4 pre-Reunion. They just look for new ways to torment us at all times."What's up Bitchettes! Before we get the ball rolling on Season 5 we thought it would be fun to leave no stone unturned and revisit Season's 4 lost epis
Evil Won: The Season 4 Reunion
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://forms.gle/zFmxCUNBN2SX42yU7"The last episode we did was really heavy, and this one is not going to be easy for me. It is for me!" jokes Kelly, but for Christi it really is one last rough plunge. While Kelly gets to sit out the Season 4 Reunion "Playing Favorites", Chri
Erin Tells All
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://backtothebarrelive.myflodesk.com/livetourwaitlist"I was the Supervising Producer. That was my official title, but I was also unofficially Abby Lee Miller's rodeo clown."Kelly is going be taking a break this week, so in her place we have Replacement Bitch #2: Erin! Erin
Exposing the Lie: Christi's Final Day
We're headed on the road in Spring 2026! Sign up to be the first to know our tour cities and dates and ticket access! https://backtothebarrelive.myflodesk.com/livetourwaitlist"I went old school today. I will be drinking heavily during this episode, because I watched it and I have a lot to say," laments Christi as she does have quite a bit to say about what really went down on her last day as
Christi's Time Has Come
"We know that production is doing this. Everything that was stupid, they did," remarks Kelly. Well how stupid could things get? Well how about a Hip-hop Dance Battle?! Cause sure, that'll make the girls look good! Unfortunately as the two part Season 4 finale gets underway, both the Production AND Abby seemingly have it out for the ALDC and there's good reason these ended up being Christi's last d
Dance Talk with NFL Cheerleader Karley Swindel
"I cheer for the Dallas Cowboys! Yay! Just so you know, Jill is basically steal your soul at some point."This week we have a very special guest joining us at the Barre: NFL Cheerleader Karley Swindel! On our latest season of Pillow Talk we're covering Season 2 of America's Sweethearts: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Karly is one of the team's current group leaders. She's also just so happens
Dunking Abby
"Chloe turned to me and said I'm never going to dance on this stage again, am I? Like she knew, it was really sad," remembers Christi as she looks back on her last ALDC Annual Dance Concert. On "45 Second Solos", Chloe doesn't even get a chance to shine as she's put on medical rest due to her fracturing her foot suddenly offscreen. Of course it didn't seem that way to viewers as the cover story fo
A Dwarf Named Slappy
"That is one of the dances I pull out and show people to say I had to do this on national television when I was 13," according to Chloe; so despite what the actual results of this week's competition say; we're in for a real stinker this week!As the second half of "Another One Bites the Dust" gets underway at DanceKidsUSA, Cathy makes a surprise appearance... ok well the moms knew she would be ther
Back to the Barre LIVE: A Girls’ Night Out in Pittsburgh
Get ready for the ultimate Dance Moms reunion night with Christi & Kelly! 🎉 For the first time ever, Back to the Barre is going LIVE — and you’re invited to laugh, reminisce, and spill behind-the-scenes tea right alongside the partners-in-crime themselves.This isn’t just a podcast recap — it’s a full night out packed with fan-favorite moments, insider producer notes, hilari
Stupid Dwarf Names
"We're getting into the end of Christi Lukasiak days on Dance Moms, and I'm feeling a type of way about it." reflects Christi as each week it becomes clearer and clearer the series of events that finally broke the camel's back. And on the first half of "Another One Bites the Dust" Abby is just adding fuel to that fire as she takes aim at Chloe's injury. Of course at this time Christi says they did
Science Corner with Christi
"Apparently something is going to happen at the end of this episode that goes on into Season 5. And they never show any of it. So I'm gonna unlock that little tea!" promises Christi, and deliver she will as our beautiful Bitches round the corner into the second half of "The Understudies".The ALDC arrives at Sheer Talent greeted by Cathy's lovely insults over the intercom. Abby is already frustrate
Keeping Score
"No one from Dance Moms has ever talked about this, so this is like real behind the scenes tea." remarks Christi, so you know it's going to be a must-listen. But even more enticing is the fact that Kelly's back! And just in time to cover the first half of "The Understudies" as Abby's continued insults results in the moms keeping a running tally.After Maddie's surprise solo appearance at last week'
More Questions with Dr. Intern Matt
"In the words of the infamous Abby Lee Miller, the show must go on!" laments Christi, as it's another week at the Barre without our illustrious Bitch #2.Unfortunately Kelly is back in the hospital this week; we're wishing her a speedy recovery as always. But in the meantime we want to keep the lights on at the Barre so we can continue to help support Kelly as best we can. So while we organize and
