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Hoops for Hotties

Hoops for Hotties

Mariah Rose 48 Episodes Sep 18, 2026

Sports but make it fun, and for the girls. Hoops for Hotties with Mariah breaks down everything happening in the sports world in a way that actually makes sense. From NBA & NFL drama to WNBA storylines and game-day pop culture moments, this is the classroom where the girls, gays, and theys finally get to talk sports like it's reality TV.

Episodes

NFL Week 1: Deshaun Watson Played Like Shit, Caleb Williams Made History, Sydney's Ads Suck + More
NFL Week 1: Deshaun Watson Played Like Shit, Caleb Williams Made History, Sydney's Ads Suck + More Sep 18, 2026 2874 Hey Hotties! Ben Shelton lost the US Open final, which sucks because he was the first Black American man in the finals in forever. But he got there, so good for him.Sydney Sweeney can keep her gambling ads because they're predatory as hell. Team USA women's basketball beat France 97-79 for the FIBA World Cup gold, and it was beautiful watching Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese together for a
WNBA Playoffs 101: Format, Favorites, & All You Need to Know Going Into Playoff Season
WNBA Playoffs 101: Format, Favorites, & All You Need to Know Going Into Playoff Season Sep 10, 2026 806 Hey Hotties! The WNBA playoffs start September 27th and you know I had to make sure you understood everything beforehand! Eight teams make the playoffs based on best record, no conferences. Round one is best of three, semis are best of five, finals are best of seven. Higher seeds get home court advantage for the critical games. It's smarter than the NBA's 7-game first rounds. We get into
Everything You Need to Know For The WNBA Playoffs 2026: The Teams, The Rookies, The Drama + More
Everything You Need to Know For The WNBA Playoffs 2026: The Teams, The Rookies, The Drama + More Sep 3, 2026 817 Hey Hotties! WNBA playoffs start September 27th and this is what you need to know.Eight teams make the playoffs. Round one is best of three, semis are best of five, finals are best of seven. Higher seeds host the critical games which matters!Minnesota is 31-8 and the clear favorite. Golden State, an expansion team in year two, is the #2 seed at 26-11. Atlanta is #4 and Indiana is #5 with Caitlin C
Angel Reese is Breaking Records, Cloud Called Out BS, NFL Players Return to College Football + More
Angel Reese is Breaking Records, Cloud Called Out BS, NFL Players Return to College Football + More Aug 27, 2026 2249 This week proved what we've known all along that women's sports are thriving while men's sports are imploding.Angel Reese broke two WNBA records in one game. I mean she's breaking EVERY record in the book at this point! Meanwhile, Natasha Cloud ejected Enes Kanter Freedom from a WNBA game for showing up in political theater instead of actual fandom. Women are standing up,  domi
Jordyn Woods & KAT’s WEDDING OF THE CENTURY + Azzi Fudd’s Season-Ending Injury
Jordyn Woods & KAT’s WEDDING OF THE CENTURY + Azzi Fudd’s Season-Ending Injury Aug 21, 2026 2224 Jordyn Woods and Karl-Anthony Towns are MARRIEDDD 💍 and obviously we need to discuss EVERYTHING: the wedding, the guest list, the looks, Kylie Jenner being there, and most importantly… is KAT good or is he just her man? 👀Then we’re getting into this week’s WNBA tea: Azzi Fudd’s season-ending injury, Angel Reese’s heartbreaking miss against the Fever AND her major bounce back, plus Nneka Ogwumike a
Jaden Daniels Sent a CEASE & DESIST to LSU, WNBA Discourse is Exhausting, + More
Jaden Daniels Sent a CEASE & DESIST to LSU, WNBA Discourse is Exhausting, + More Aug 15, 2026 2168 Hey Hotties! Jaden Daniels sent a cease & desist to LSU over his jersey number, but that's not what this episode is really about.The truth is: sports discourse is broken and I'm exhausted. The WNBA has become a political battleground from politicians and media figures  using women's basketball as a prop for culture war arguments. Sophie Cunningham, Caitlin Clark, trans debates,
NFL Drama for EVERY TEAM: 10 NFL Coaches Got FIRED, Deshaun vs Shedeur, Max Crosby's Messy Trade
NFL Drama for EVERY TEAM: 10 NFL Coaches Got FIRED, Deshaun vs Shedeur, Max Crosby's Messy Trade Aug 7, 2026 2896 Hey Hotties! Welcome to NFL Season Part 1: The AFC Breakdown.Ten head coaches got fired this offseason, which tied for the most in NFL history. Seattle's the defending Super Bowl champs after beating the Patriots. Now every team is scrambling to catch up.The Browns have the messiest quarterback situation in football right now: Deshaun Watson versus Shedeur Sanders. Both want the job, neither
WNBA All-Star Weekend Drama, LeBron vs Trump, Madison & Justin Got Engaged + More
WNBA All-Star Weekend Drama, LeBron vs Trump, Madison & Justin Got Engaged + More Jul 30, 2026 3227 This week was PACKED across all sports. Trump called LeBron James a racist. That happened. Madison Beer and Justin Herbert got engaged over the weekend.The WNBA All-Star weekend was absolutely unhinged. Kathy Engelbert got BOOED by the entire arena. Aj'a Wilson said "the only time I see Kathy is when she's handing me awards" that's a READ. Players don't have a relatio
Why LeBron's Move to the 76ers Actually Makes Perfect Sense
Why LeBron's Move to the 76ers Actually Makes Perfect Sense Jul 25, 2026 979 Nobody expected this. LeBron James just signed with the 76ers on a vet minimum deal and this is likely his last dance!He's not chasing money like a normal player he's clearly just going for one last ring while he still has it in the tank. Two years, eight million, then retirement.This is wild. Let me break down why it actually works.TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 LeBron Signed With Philly0:22 Vet Mini
World Cup Finals, Clippers Scandal, Caitlin Clark Drama, LeBron Holding Up NBA Scheduling + More
World Cup Finals, Clippers Scandal, Caitlin Clark Drama, LeBron Holding Up NBA Scheduling + More Jul 17, 2026 1478 Hey Hotties! The World Cup final is Sunday! Messi's likely final World Cup ever up against Leineal. I'm rooting for Spain chileee!But the NBA tea is INSANE. The Clippers got caught red-handed cheating the salary cap. Tyler Herro and Bam Adebayo had beef on social media. At Summer League in Vegas, Bam allegedly punched Tyler in the face.The ESPYs were beautiful this week. The WNBA All-Sta
Everything I Love About The World Cup (As A New Fan)
Everything I Love About The World Cup (As A New Fan) Jul 12, 2026 1709 I fell in love with the World Cup and here's what I learned watching it for the first time.The World Cup is bigger than the Super Bowl and the Olympics combined. The passion is insane players cry, fans get time off work, countries stop everything to watch. One shot every four years means the stakes are REAL and I love it! If you don't understand why soccer fans are unhinged, you will aft
Team USA's Red Card Robbery, Warriors Building a Super Team & NBA Free Agency Is INSANE
Team USA's Red Card Robbery, Warriors Building a Super Team & NBA Free Agency Is INSANE Jul 2, 2026 2931 Hey Hotties NBA Free Agency is an absolute circus right now.The Warriors are literally taking pay cuts to build a spite team. Draymond Green declined his $27.7 million player option to sign for less money and free up cap room so Golden State could chase LeBron James and Anthony Davis. They're pulling off the wildest financial manipulation to poach established players instead of developing you

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