Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

9.42 - Wolfpack & Wyvernpack Nov 9, 2026 1:12:33 Our heroes are having their bachelor and bachelorette parties! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) survived his conversation with the voice of Telos, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to befriend both Xenia and Marxan, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated for the future of Vaasa and formed an alliance with the faithful of Telos! But can our heroes survive the am

9.41 - I Brought My Own Planteer Nov 2, 2026 55:48 Our heroes are on their way to some bachelor and bachelorette parties! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) picked the activities for his crew, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to keep the peace among the bachelorettes, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is really hoping their plans for this nation will work out! But will the voice of Telos show up for dinner or is the p

9.40 - High Priest of Telos Oct 26, 2026 53:45 Our heroes are going to save and change Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled through a conversation with his horrible father-in-law, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came up with an acronym for the serf union, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) picked out a Wyvern for himself! But will our heroes be able to win over the powerful voice of Vaasa?! Also featuring ou

9.39 - My Dinner with Salieri Oct 19, 2026 53:21 Our heroes have discovered a conspiracy at the heart of Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had to hold his tongue while interrogating the captive, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was suspicious of a cat who turned out to be a spy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught Cormium and Fallonmeyer up on everything they’d learned from their captive! Can these heroes find

9.38 - No One Can Lie Oct 12, 2026 54:57 Our heroes have captured a blood mage! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered it’s hard for a new lord to talk to serfs, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a friend by magically putting out a flaming beet farm, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a tense conversation with Vinten about their current situation! But what will these heroes learn from their captive blo

9.37 - Beet Farm Heroes Oct 5, 2026 57:34 Our heroes are battling to save a Charlamagne farm! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself distracted by Malvarius constantly talking to him, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered her moonbeam did extra damage, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) charged in with his spirit guardians! But can our heroes survive trying to capture a blood mage alive?! Find out next

9.36 - The Butthole Has Landed Sep 28, 2026 47:40 Our heroes are on their way to a secret battle! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned he would be within his rights to defend his family’s honour with violence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was excited to explore new dirt, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure everyone was safe while Butthole flew off with the others! But what horrors will our heroes find at th

9.35 - The Cows Have Eyes Sep 21, 2026 57:01 Our heroes have arrived in Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned the rest of Vinten’s family are awful people, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was horrified to discover the country is racist against smaller beings, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to keep everyone behaving by flexing his royal powers! But can our heroes get the voice of Teelos’s suppor

9.34 - A Frosty Welcome Sep 14, 2026 1:02:15 It’s the morning of travel to Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took Requiem on as co-spymaster of Assguard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to discover he didn’t have to hide his love of love on the road, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a sleepover with the potential groom to be! But will these heroes ever actually get together the wedding?! Also f

9.33 - Trashy Dumpton Sep 7, 2026 51:42 Our heroes are facing their demons before the wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized his flight made the shirtless Reginald plan fall apart, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned just how hard it is to talk with Kevin the Gauche, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a long very hard conversation with Ginny about the price of being a Prinx! Can these heroes pu

9.32 - He’s Hopeless Aug 31, 2026 56:14 Our heroes are fast tracking the wedding preparation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) chose his outfits and colours, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned he might have been pushing away love, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that not all dancing will lead to pregnancy! But can our heroes shift the Quinny fans’ attention to Reginald before they leave for Vaasa?!

9.31 - Knock Knock Pause Aug 24, 2026 52:38 Our heroes are determining who knows what about their current situation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discussed his new engagement with his parents, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued to play peacemaker with some success, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) broke down who he thought should be in the delegation! But what awaits these heroes in Vaasa?! Also featuring

9.30 - A Complicated Bundle of Twine Aug 17, 2026 56:57 Our heroes are rushing to plan a wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) caught Ginny up on the whole situation, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Quinny, Vinten and Ginny ended their discussion with a hug, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started choosing delegation members with Mo Dirt! But can they all survive their trip to Vaasa?! Also featuring our awesome D

9.29 - Step-Warlock Aug 10, 2026 55:31 Our heroes are heading to Vaasa! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) left Quinny to speak to the stranger in his home, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invited Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom to go to the wedding with him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered agent Requiem and recruited him for the cause! But what will happen now that Ginny approached Vinten without Quinny ther

9.28 - You Know Aug 3, 2026 51:13 Our heroes are planning a wedding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) ran Quinny and Vinten through obnoxious questions they could expect to receive, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started planning wedding announcements and a delegation, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got his warlock powers back from Vinten’s great-great grandfather demon! But how will Ginny handle the ne

9.27 - Fugue Stake Jul 27, 2026 52:18 Our heroes are faking an engagement! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a turn being talked about like he wasn’t in the room, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged information of national importance with Vinten, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) signed up for a fake but very public engagement to save Vinten from the Planteers! But can our heroes identify and stop the

9.26 - Not a Theocracy Jul 20, 2026 56:42 Our heroes are trying to discover themselves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized he doesn’t know what Vinten Charlamagne is like in her home life, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned there might be two Quinnys inside Quinny, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got lost in the various metaphors for internal mental shenanigans! Can our heroes find a way to help Quinn

9.25 - 3 B***holes 2 Quinnys Jul 13, 2026 55:47 Our heroes are fighting - emotionally! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed Vinten proposed to him, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was horrified to learn Quinny had been lying to him about his feelings for Vinten the whole time, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to play peacemaker unsuccessfully! Can our heroes find a way to align themselves before war breaks ou

9.24 - Quinny Charlamagne Jul 6, 2026 52:26 Our heroes are in quite the pickle! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to bed, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made plans he can’t remember with his new best friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to choose between marrying Vinten and allying with Vaasa or losing her forever! Can our heroes find a way to maintain international peace and save Quinny’s rela

9.23 - Stinky Soup Jun 29, 2026 50:15 Our heroes are trying to avoid a war! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was delighted to be reunited with Vinten Charlamagne for a brief moment, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) travelled to Damara and learned of the threat of blood magic and the invasion of Vaasa, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) took the night off to find Grandpa Warwick a new best friend! Can these heroes

9.22 - Guess Who’s Coming to Damara Jun 22, 2026 59:26 Our heroes are planning to kill a God! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiated with Bortle Chortle the Toril Explorer Tortle, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested Alyn bind the creature for all of their safety and she did, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) volunteered to find a way to break down Captain Planteer’s potions and body! But can our heroes trust Vinten C

9.21 - Pranks & Pan Flutes Jun 15, 2026 50:57 Our heroes are about to inspect their broken portals! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Kevin away on errands to get a break, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired a judge, an economist and questioned a Good Works Company contractor, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to use the eye of true sight with his mouth. But are our heroes about to be blown up by booby-trap

9.20 - The Final Job Jun 8, 2026 1:01:20 Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) provided a voice for the people of New Tombslab, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired himself a city planner. But are our heroes being distracted with busy work while the world burns down around them?

9.19 - We Need to Talk About Kevin Jun 1, 2026 56:03 Our heroes are continuing their investigations! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) let the others take the lead interrogating a former Greywater mercenary, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confirmed Good Works Corporation employees were all over town, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to pull Lexi out of prison unsuccessfully. But can our heroes find a way to stop the in

9.18 - Time of the Crime May 25, 2026 54:03 Our heroes are desperate to learn more about these potions! Smart Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led “Team Genius” in learning about the potions, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned when Ginny adopted Smart Reginald’s accent, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified two merchants who might have key information. But can our heroes find the key to stopping the

9.17 - Team Genius May 18, 2026 55:56 Our heroes have discovered a terrible conspiracy within Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used zone of truth on the captive Fenris Borrachio, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Gartok to aid in the questioning, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the team in their discovery of Planteer potions based on the prisoner’s confession. But what will happen now that

9.16 - Your Best Self May 11, 2026 1:00:40 Our heroes are on their way to interrogate a prisoner! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Reginald to arrest Lexi in her disguise, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new friend at the market, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received enough confidence from Farthole to leave her job as the Chief Justice. But what will happen now that Lexi’s potion wore off and she’s

9.15 - A Wizard Yelled At Me May 4, 2026 52:08 Our heroes are planning missions and confessing their sins! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was doing menial labor around town while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finalized his plans with Lexi before her staged arrest, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to confession only to find out all of his personqs needed to confess their sins. What can Farthole say to help the

9.14 - Confessions of Some Dangerous Minds Apr 27, 2026 52:19 Our heroes continue to serve Assguard in their various roles! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with a noble who was more trouble than help, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke with his local agent Lexi who had big plans, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) avoided his confession while identifying several financial criminals. But what deadly threats will appear after thi

9.13 - Better than Everyone Apr 20, 2026 55:35 Our heroes are in the midst of a string of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was invited to dinner with the Queen of Damara, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged terse words with an ambassador, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to see Quinny and Butthole working together to solve the Ginny/Prinx issue. But what dangers lurk in the meetings still o

9.12 - Ringadingdingdong Apr 13, 2026 55:04 Our heroes have discovered an obnoxious threat inside Toriel Portals! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the art inside the Old Campaigner wasn’t up to Mrs. Paisley’s standards, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered something was wrong with the portals, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) arrived in time to see Alyn and learn of the danger. What dastardly threat

9.11 - Portal Problems Apr 6, 2026 56:09 Our heroes arrived back in Assguard victorious! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) turned his prisoner over to Reginald, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure his new mount was cared for, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very uncomfortable conversation with his daughter. But what threat is more terrifying than a grumpy teenage girl? Also featuring our awesome DM To

9.10 - The Slap of Swords Mar 30, 2026 51:37 Our heroes saved the caravan and captured their foe! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cured everyone of their various poisons, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struck down the escaping villain’s snake, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carries out his first arrest as King. But what is going on with the newly empowered Ghost Skull Birgade? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom Mc

9.09 - You Suck Mar 23, 2026 49:40 Our heroes are battling giant animals and a cannon man! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struck down a demonic coyote, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost Saffron and discovered their foes are super powerful, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to start fighting as no one was willing to surrender. But what will happen now that the cannon man has popped back into e

9.08 - You’re Saving Us Mar 16, 2026 49:52 Our heroes have slain the giant pigeon! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blended smites and the light of his moonbeam, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished the beast with a perfectly placed arrow, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced himself he was stronger than Tempus. But what will happen now that carts are exploding in the distance? Also featuring our awesome

9.07 - Pigeon Fight Mar 9, 2026 45:32 Our heroes are racing towards combat! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) befriended his new horse Hi-Ho, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he’d been given a raptor to ride by Vinten Charlamagne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spent the entire ride meeting the new members of the Special Hammerers Intervention Team. Bait can these heroes survive battling a giant bir

9.06 - Welcome to the S***! Mar 2, 2026 50:53 Our heroes have completed their first therapy session! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Dr. Martok and ran the session, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was declared pretty well adjusted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he not only couldn’t win therapy but that he has a lot of work to do on himself. What will happen now Krendan arrived and promptly died?

9.05 - Couples Therapy Feb 23, 2026 52:35 Our heroes are on their way to therapy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sent Anyn on a hiring spree after getting suggestion from Cormium, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) has to get ready for the arrival of his gang from Tombslab, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he was the heir to Baba Yaga. But before all that - what will happen in Butthole and Quinny’s first

9.04 - Bad Heir Day Feb 16, 2026 53:30 Our heroes are making sure Ginny is alright before moving on to their other tasks! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) Quinny and his daughter off to talk, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received a potion that will let him shape change without wolfing out, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully talked with his daughter about her relationship. But what message did Baba

9.03 - The Giggle-Pot Feb 9, 2026 55:12 Our heroes are trying to make sure everyone is okay! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Ginny to open up about her recent breakup, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went looking for Quinny and instantly found him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was interrogated by his parents before finding his daughter. Can these heroes successfully cheer up the Prinx of Assguard? Also

9.02 - The Coolest Girl in the Kingdom Feb 2, 2026 56:29 Our heroes have returned home discovering a month has passed while they were in a pocket dimension! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed to himself and got caught up on things, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he could channel Martha via a seance to give therapy to others, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was secretly devastated by the loss of his Warlock powers

9.01 - Since U Been Gone Jan 26, 2026 52:26 Our heroes have a magic school but Quinny doesn’t have a patron! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the world, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his divination powers and meteor swarm to destroy a djinn, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered Captain Planteer killed Baba Yaga! Will the school be a success and c

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8.46 - No Djinn Deals (Season Finale) Jan 19, 2026 1:12:31 Our heroes are about to restore Phineas Figplott! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Horatio the only way he could find love was to be himself, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped fart the giant turtle towards a date with his crush, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found the final Phineas shard! But can our heroes survive a battle with a ghost, a djinn, an evil cust

8.45 - TurtleQuest Jan 12, 2026 51:55 Our heroes are helping a turtle find love! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized Phinease might be evil while interrogating Elphabian’s soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got the woodland elementals discharged on the way out, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Gartok to help coach the giant turtle they found! But can our heroes avoid being eaten by a Krak

8.44 - He Might Be Bad Jan 5, 2026 54:13 Our heroes are searching underground for answers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group through the Warring Wood before being ambushed by elementals, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the creatures were happy to be defeated, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a hidden underground facility at Elphabian’s house! Will our heroes survive whatever awaits

8.43 - The Warring Wood Dec 29, 2025 51:20 Our heroes are heading for the war woods! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) freed Seamus Banks’s from being trapped in a spell, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group to the Pottery Barn on a side quest to find more of Phineas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found some going away cards that hinted at the past! But can these heroes survive their exploration of the

8.42 - The Pottery Barn Dec 22, 2025 47:07 Our heroes are in tremendous danger inside a maze! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wanted to conjure an anti-magic field but couldn’t until Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced him he could snap prayer again if everyone farted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the souls fragment of Finnease before realizing he couldn’t re-enter the field! Can they get him i

8.41 - The Imagined Zoo Dec 15, 2025 52:24 Our heroes have defeated the team sent by Scrolls+! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was made huge and splattered enemies like bugs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cut the villainous manager Jenny Sequa in half, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a rough time interrogating a captive but still managed to spare his life! But what the hell is actually going on at this sch

8.40 - Scrolls+ Dec 8, 2025 56:56 Our heroes are fighting inside the Twilight Tower! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the team to arm a mob of zombie helpers, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cast Sanctuary on Quinny before she and Butthole hid using banishment to spring an ambush, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is running around the battle stealing people’s weapons! Can they survive this battl

8.39 - He’s a Real Bub Dec 1, 2025 1:06:13 Our heroes are planning to retake the Twilight Tower! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a time loop in the eternal graveyard, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke to Jace Kyro who was in it trying to save students, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized they were lost and had to talk Jace through that terrible realization! Now that the l professor and studen

8.38 - A Moment in Time Nov 24, 2025 50:47 Our heroes are pursuing thieves into the eternal graveyard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) protected the Pentexagon from a meteor swarm and blasted the bad guys, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the eternal graveyard is full of practice zombies, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led his friends safely from the shadows! But can these heroes find the S+ villains

8.37 - They Can Fly Now Nov 17, 2025 49:58 Our heroes are hurrying through the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a memory of Cordelia Whey and found the past prism, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered she was researching breaking contracts and genies, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found that Cordelia was making tools to try to prove herself wrong! Can our heroes get through the buil

8.36 - Pentexagon Nov 10, 2025 1:06:53 Our heroes are headed for the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) chatted with the ghost of Phineas Figplott, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected more dolls of the various mascots for his daughter, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the strangers on campus are registered as Cryptflare students! Can our heroes find the past prism before the other Cr

8.35 - The New Custodian Nov 3, 2025 1:02:12 Our heroes are headed for the Headmaster’s rooms! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is becoming “more of an expert” at divining things, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the environment and discovered more people are here, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure the party weren’t trapped in a time loop! But what will they uncover in the depths of the Great Hall?!

8.34 - More of an Expert Oct 27, 2025 57:54 Our heroes are heading for the Great Hall! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got himself a new crown and focused on divination, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) chose a wand and was horrified as she studied necromancy, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got sassy with Murray the Mimic as he chose to study Transmutation! But what dangers await these heroes once they get to the

8.33 - The Dorms Oct 20, 2025 1:04:10 Our heroes have joined houses inside Figplott’s Academy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped the group vibe through a maze, Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) powers ensured they weren’t killed by a cloud of daggers, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that Phineas’s welcome statue couldn’t handle existential questions! But can our heroes survive splitting the

8.32 - Orientation Day Oct 13, 2025 54:02 Our heroes have arrived at the main campus of Figplott’s Academy! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cast blight for the first time to defend the group, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) healed Motar the sentient staff/tree with her magic, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got very confused about campuses, ghost ponies and cloches! But what dangers will our heroes face enterin

8.31 - Motar Oct 6, 2025 57:09 Our heroes are traveling through the woods on a Figplott’s campus in another dimension! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the identity of this campus’s headmaster, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked to brooms but they didn’t help much, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was determined to collect all the displacer beast dolls he could! But can they survive a ma

8.30 - Delilah World Sep 29, 2025 49:52 Our heroes have been sucked into a painting! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found found Delilah the Displacer Beast, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pulled Ozzy the Owlbear out of a dead gelatinous cube, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) laid out the colors and dolls correctly in the study room - activating the table! But what will happen now that our heroes are being su

8.29 - Are You the Chef Sep 22, 2025 58:09 Our heroes are investigating the wyrd room after making new friends! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined the skeleton was the cause of the magical accident, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found a ruined ring on the dead wizard, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found another monster doll and determined the ring matched a doll’s symbol! But how do these dolls link

8.28 - The Wyrd Room Sep 15, 2025 1:05:15 Our heroes are meeting former staff members in and around Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hid the fact he was a king from the anti-king janitor, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made friends with a sheep and agreed to supply it with a tutor, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced a boxing wizard to join the party! But can they survive combat w

8.27 - Magic Missile Sep 8, 2025 1:02:12 Our heroes are still making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) immediately trusted the random stranger they met in the woods, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Arcturus didn’t set up camp in the middle of the stream, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned more about the conman and Mordrax Shadeleaf around the fire! But what wi

8.26 - Mordrax Shadeleaf Sep 1, 2025 1:01:31 Our heroes are making their way to Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) supervised the grounded until she was ready to talk, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) admitted she didn’t like her job or title and needed an adventure to find herself, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was their conman expert as they met with Arcturus Figplott! But what dangers wil

8.25 - A Polite Prison Aug 25, 2025 59:15 Our heroes are late on their journey to Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made Lexi an agent of Assguard to save her memories, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo and refused to talk about what happened, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) grounded Echo until she brings Juniper back out! Will these heroes ever be able to head to Baldur’s Gate and s

8.24 - Songs in the Key of Treason Aug 18, 2025 58:04 Our heroes are deciding the fate of Lexi the bard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Alyn and determined there is a magical mind-wipe but it can be undone, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got Mo Dirt to make a more permanent but riskier “mind smear” potion, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Bucky wouldn’t talk! But will Lexi choose the potion or the uns

8.23 - Potion, Spell or Quinny Aug 11, 2025 1:01:13 Our heroes are in pursuit of Lexi the bard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got a break to throw hammers and write, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished regaling Lexi with every horrifying secret from their trip to Baldur’s Gate, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) instantly led the charge to find the bard once Juniper let slip about the song being created! Will our heroes

8.22 - You Told Her What? Aug 4, 2025 56:37 Our heroes are having a series of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with Mo Dirt, Kevmoth Bellwinter, Captain Vismouth, Krendan and several new heroes, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) inspired a plan to levy back taxes against the former nobles of Akkah, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) horrified Lexi with tales of Baldur’s Gate! But will our heroes plans be eno

8.21 - Back Taxes Jul 28, 2025 57:50 Our heroes are sorting things out in Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got a bunch of small details resolved with Anyn, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to relay the tale of Baldur’s Gate to Lexi, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made that Krendan’s Hall of Heroes would be useful for his spy empire! But what threat will these heroes face next?! Al

8.20 - I’M SORRY Jul 21, 2025 50:17 Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Cormium Planteer to sign on as the nation’s Minister of Communication, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began planning out the right way to phrase her Baldur’s Gate song, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) set off to meet Krendan about his Hall of Heroes! But is Assguard truly safe from the Ghos

8.19 - Minister of Communications Jul 14, 2025 57:02 Our heroes are returning to Assguard after saving Daggerford! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became friends and pen pals with King Melandrach, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had an argument with a mule, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was cured of his zombie disease by Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom! But what has changed in Assguard while they’re away? Also featuring our awe

8.18 - Kings & Huts Jul 7, 2025 51:00 Our heroes are waiting for Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom in the Misty Forest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over the tavern keeper in Daggerford, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) focused on getting medical help for her halfling friend’s zombie disease, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so loopy he ended up talking to a donkey! Can Fallonmeyer save Quinny or will he die

8.17 - No Birds, No Eggs Jun 30, 2025 54:40 Our heroes barely survived combat but are now in charge of the lizardfolk! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to defeat Redeye through intimidation and fart magic, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered from consciousness and was horrified to still be in an acid pool, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has been inflicted with a zombie virus! Can these heroes surviv

8.16 - One Card Left to Play Jun 23, 2025 56:17 Our heroes are now battling a zombified dragon and the lizardfolk! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is unconscious and dying in an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is doing his best with his eldritch blasts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t seem to keep any of his concentration spells going. Will our heroes be able to beat Caustilancer AGAIN? Also featurin

8.15 - Divine Intervention Jun 16, 2025 50:30 Our heroes are battling a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did massive damage before Fartbutt had to rescue her from an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and his mirror images fought face-to-face with the dragon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was enveloped in an orb of darkness. Will our heroes be able to survive this battle with Caustilancer? Also fea

8.14 - The Vengeance of Caustilancer Jun 9, 2025 49:40 Our heroes are battling a dragon! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured the beast out of a ruined ship, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to maintain the ruse she was Vaultsy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrived to battle being carried by Fartbutt the Couatl. But what will happen when combat truly begins? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

8.13 - The Handsomest Snake Jun 2, 2025 52:26 Our heroes are on their way to slay a dragon! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he wasn’t the right person to deal with lizardfolk and became Juniper, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid in the woods until he was sure he didn’t need to pop off, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) befriended the shady leader of the lizardfolk. But can these heroes survive a ba

8.12 - Redeye & Gator May 26, 2025 1:03:56 Our heroes are on their way to meet the Lizardfolk! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched his spells around to defeat or befriend a dragon, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified Glennis Orc-Slayer so they could get the supplies they needed, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shocked by people’s love for Captain Planteer. Can these heroes defeat a dragon

8.11 - Not That Vaultsy May 19, 2025 55:51 Our heroes are on their way to change spells! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed into Grandpa Warwick who now believes he’s names Vaultsy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to lead negotiations before he couldn’t get anyone’s names right, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prepared to negotiate with the lizardfolk. But can these heroes find the allies they nee

8.10 - Grandpa Vaultsy Warwick May 12, 2025 53:17 Our heroes are on their way to hunt a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) addressed the travelling adventurers and narrowly avoided burning down the market, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was offering Pegasus rides before being sent on their quest, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged barbs with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But can these heroes survive the hunt fo

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