Ghost Huns
Comedians and horror enthusiasts Hannah Byczkowski and Suzie Preece share the world's creepiest ghost stories, offering a humorous take on paranormal tales. They explore haunted experiences so listeners don't have to, with additional content available on Patreon.
Episodes
EP188: Jesus Fish
This week we get into Hannah being super into Jesus, what we'd wear as brides and asking the big questions like - does it count finding religion late? Should Dairy Lee lunchable triangles be in Vietnamese food? Please blame these hot takes on the heatwave.
Before we kick off, we get into yet another witness of ghostly happenings in Cobh, Cork... the little girl by the side of the road... how man
EP187: Ronald McDorris
The heatwave is making the huns real weird. Does Sandra have rickets? Has AI nicked our content?? Get reporting it on FB huns!
We've got the following reccoes:
Books:
Our Deadly Summer by Sarah Breen & Emer McLysaght
Solace House by Will Maclean
TV:
Widows Bay on Apple TV
We discuss our time in HAUNTED IRELAND (shit went down...) and our reaction to Obsession (SO GOOD). Amongst other thin
EP186: THE BOYFRIENDS
Welcome to a EXTRA SPESHY - Boyfriends On The Pod. Oh god. Why did we let straight men into the studio? Will they behave? The big questions we ask this week are:
Have they listened? Who wins, Adam or Neil? Do they even believe in ghosts ? Why is Adam grassing on Neil and has Neil been rented from RentaCork?
In other news... we've been sent some stunning merch - thank you to Victoria our gorge
EP185: Slaggy and FOC
This week is a SUPER LONG Creep of the Week Special - yasss. True ghost stories all day long! Amongst the spooks, we get into cinema chat - Hokum VS Obsession, the Tarot past present future - this is uncanny! It's giving bountiful! We also get into stepdads in Mykonos and a cockring voice note from down under. Stunning.
Are we ready for the BONANZA of your listener tales? Your stories prove how
EP184: Barry Out.
This week Hannah has been on a stun Holiyay and Big Suze has some real sad news. The huns cover topics such as in-flight pudding allowances, do fish like chips and will there be a spooky trip to Forest of Dean? We also discover Hannah is a "sensitive" due to her water affinity and the Huns should prob go into Space.
Let's get into some scary stories.
Story 1: Hannah brings us a time-glitch sto
EP183: The Honkening
This week we kick off with Suze's back problems - luckily Hannah has physio advice. We get into dry cleaner revelations, a HUGE 23 month anniversary and some owl sex, and we discuss Amanda Knox doing her Edinburgh show at Hannah's venue. Gorge.
We have a stunning voice note from Kendall - about her BFF Lynn who got an anonymous gift from someone... LOL.
Speaking of anonymous gifts.... Jerry B
EP182: Shocked, Bewildered and Disappointed
This week the huns have yet another axe to grind - Big Suze has come under fire for her boiler choices and it's inspired possible new merch. Women prefer to be cuddled and we consider if maybe we truly are AI slop. More pressing questions include - do the stories need to get sexier? Is the Friend Circle of Knowledge a thing? Will Hannah end up running an Air BNB in Cheltenham?
This week is a CRE
EP181: The Sticky Man
This week the huns are aware they need to shorten the intro to keep everyone pleased. Will they achieve it? In other news, there's a' pounding a'coming, Big Suze has had a particularly grizzly lip wax and Hannah is a secret CYCLIST. Loads of goss and revelations here. Does Big S have a Jafar sex memory and did Hannah dress up as Jasmine? Are we all admiring the coat of dreams?
Phew. Intro over,
EP180: Deck Slap & Releasha
The Huns have had a wine cos it's 19 degrees outside so why not! Big Suze has been deck slapped and Hannah went wild swimming again. We also hear a voice note from a caller about her nans reaction to find her saucy toys...
We also hear from Keith (Keth) in Amérika who has been cursed by the pods Cursed Woman... Eeek sorry Hun, pls keep us updated. Anyone else seen her?
We're doing a CREEP OF T
EP179: Home Alone
This week Big S has syph of the ear helix and is feeling the living alone tax. Will Task Rabbit come to her rescue? Hannah's also gonna be alone in a creepy house and Adam is in touch with his weepy side. A very strange demon is pulled out of the haunted Cornish tarot cards... but anyway. Let's get into the stories.
Story 1
Big Suze takes us to Hilda and Abrahams spa weekend. Sound... familiar
EP178: FURFUR
This week Hannah is bashing up the studio and the huns are INCENSED - expect a strongly worded email. We get into manspreading, the invasion at Wild Swans and a haunted Cornish witch shop! Did someone say Demon Tarot? Put your furfur away!!!
We ask questions this week like - can you put your hands down your pants on the motorway? Is it ok to leave sex toys lying around? And should you abandon yo
EP177: Jelly Ass
This week the huns are discussing melatonin gummies - will it result in Suzie's corpse being sent back to Paddington? Do they work? Are they safe? We learn this week it doesn't matter about the shape of your ass, despite what your bikini waxer says.
The tarot shows some sinister upside-down swords, and we think this means book a massage and have a nice chat with others.
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EP176: Creepy Easter Bunny
This week Big Suze saw an Italian film (La Grazia) and tries getting Hannah into foreign films. The huns discuss The Overnight Clam, Hannah's phone voice is slurring, and we get into WEIRD CREEPY EASTER BUNNY SHIT. Will Big Suze start incorporating a horn into her comedy persona? Did Hannah experience the horn at The Frog and Bucket comedy club in Manchester?
Shout outs this week to The Vine - a
EP175: Tuna Melt & K Holes
This week we get into phone zombies on the street, 8-abreast on the train platform and Hannah's had a sexy moment on the tube.
We get stuck into some food crime involving cheese and hotcrossbuns and talking of crime... There's been a murder!!! This isn't one to miss. Do we touch on our thoughts on the Manosphere? Yes. Did Big Suze buy multiple self help books to overcome her comedy fear? Yes.
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EP174: Living With Lyme
This week we get into AMÉRIKa - a deep dive - think coyotes and stars. We touch on important topics such as Wedding Emotion Etiquette - should you be crying? Are we emotionally devoid?
Podcast recco: Petrified. Think half hour long dark Irish stories ... simply stunning. You're going to love.
Another pod recco: The Doorstep Murder. About one of Scotland's longest unsolved murder cases. Alista
EP173: Alpine Divorce & Jason's Bush
Hannah is FINALLY back from Los Angeles and has many tales to tell (burnt ass, presents, the lot). We get into Alpine Divorce, an ongoing case of the mysterious Welsh reservoir and of course - BADGERS.
The kids are getting G'd, the karaoke is banging and the huns are in fine spirits for this weeks stunning eppy. Let's get into the scares shall we?
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EP172: Psychic Sally
Psychic Sally is in the STUDIO!
Gorgeous Sally Morgan the nations fave medium is joining the huns this week to talk energy, mediumship, orgasms and real life ghost encounters... this is not one to miss. We also discuss: dry robe wankery, perverted ghosts, Only Fans and what is the ultimate pizza topping?
Suzie has a stun story sent in by anonymouse about being a bridge walker and having precogn
EP171: Bunch of Bananas
This week the huns have some stun reccoes for you: a pod called The Walkers (the Real Salt Path) and an audiobook called My Husband's Wife. Hannah is thirsting for a wine and Big S is on the magnesium. We get into slicked back buns, hidden salamis and BANANAS. This episode will boggle the brain, huns.
Story One
Hannah kicks us off with an atmospheric tale about Sally and Norris who go on a snow
EP170: Veils and Nails
This week the huns are in sync again - right off the top we get nail chat, clothes chat and toe chat. Big Suze has been on a Lord Of The Rings journey and has purchased the ring of power for a puffin and a monkey.
Hannah's gotten angered at the local Bagel salon and we get into the Camel Toe debate. Last chaos thought is - the pill is totally horrific. Woop!
Suppose twenty two minutes in we sh
EP169: Pill, Man (or Me)
Welcome to eppy one hundred and SIXTY NINE huns! WHEYOOOOO! This week Big Sue has gone Loopy from taking the pill and Hannah let's rip in a Steam Room. Big S has had a divorced bachelor dinner - basmati fish fingers - stunning curry or just sad? Would you recognise your loved ones dead feet?
Anyway. Let's get into the stories!
Story One
Hannah has a creepy tale about a right twat called Daniel
EP168: Aurora Bowel-Release
This week Hannah needs Aunty Valium, Edinburgh fringe looms, we hear about the rules of the tube, facelifts and we're back on the Vit D train.
There's also some Traitors chat. Spoiler alert if you've watched it! And we ask - did Big S experience a hypnagogic jerk? Or ghost?
We're treating you to a COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) spesh. These are some of the spookiest creepiest weirdest Listene
EP167: More Sharting for Sue
Hey huns come see our shows - Hannah is doing hers at Top Secret Comedy Club on 16th Feb and Big S is doing hers on 4th March at Museum Of Comedy, links here:
https://thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listings/hannah-byczkowski-rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski/
https://www.museumofcomedy.com/wip-suzie-preece-mcshow/
This week we get into the Beckham saga, Hannah's bday gift (ooo!), and of course
EP166: Packing Labubu
This week the gorge Harry Byczkowski is on pod (Hannah's brother for those who don't know!) - we are extra chaos throughout. On the agenda is Hannah's stalker (or the other way round?), manifesting Rachel Fairburn on the Bakerloo line and reminding ourselves of the phrases: "buy cheap buy twice" and "it's expensive to be poor". Phew.
The stories:
Story One
Hannah has a creepy tale about a Mour
EP165: Tankers, Russia, Amérika
This week (***we wrongly say eppy 166, we DO mean 165, ooopsie) the huns love hedgehogs, Hannah's not socially well and did Big S date a bad boy? We discuss army lads, exes and there's every chance the world's ending. But what a lovely time we're having.
It's best we turn to the tarot to find out if WW3 is coming. Spoiler - it is the King of Wands. Which predicts Big Masculine Energy. FFS.
Any
EP164: Dishes and Kisses
This week the Huns are taking the men for dinner and treating them to suspicious steak. All before they go and Pooh their pants at Paranormal Activity THE STAGE SHOW! (Spoiler it's SO GOOD. Get. A. Ticket.)
There's a lot to unpack in the intro - did a pourous pen come from Neil's ass? Will there be fudge before bedtime? And you know what they say: BigNeckFatTongue.
There's also a public service
EP163: We Heart Rodents
Happy New Year Huns!!! Have we got rezzies? This week we discuss our deep love for all rat life, pissy relly stress, horrific spa experiences and the true horror of Great Western Railway. Is Britain Broken? How long can we go Porridgeless before we start a revolution? Shall we all go Spain?
If your blood presh gets too high, don't worry cos we're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESH to kick off 2026.
EP162: XMAS SPESH 2025 PART TWO!
Did we all have a stunning Christmas? Any horror stories to share? Let us know in comments. Meanwhile let's get stuck in. Hannah is being followed by the number 69, Suzie is off to Bath - there's big opinions on Bath - and we get into baubles. The huns casually pull the Death card. TBF is this perfect for going into the New Year?
NOW FOR THE STORIES!
Story 1
Hannah's got a story about a creep
EP161: XMAS SPESH 2025 PART ONE!
It's PART ONE of our CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! The gals are feeling festive - and they have a real fight! Just like Xmas!!! On the agenda is Elton John's baby, Big S and her Witchy Naked Wood dancing, Hannah's hair colour drama and BIG S GOT LYNNED.
Tarot gives us some (santa) carrots? Stunning. Tits out and good vibes only.
Story 1
Big S has a story set in deepest darkest Wales... Choo Choo!!!!
EP160: Unsymmetrical Flaps
The huns are feeling CHRISTMASSY and we get straight into our spooky weekend in Stoke Fleming, Devon. The huns have EVIDENCE of a table moving by itself... We cannot explain this. On another note, we stayed in Privet Drive. Fuming. Go check out the evidence over on Patreon huns!!!
We also discuss Keira Knightleys car crash interview, our poss trip to Salem next Halloween and the Tarot censoring u
EP159: Who lit the fire?
Big S has been sent a story that's VERY similar to the Dyatlov Pass... and Hannah's West Cork is the mysterious tragic story of Robert Wone - what happened? Do you huns have theories? This week we discuss polycules, Vit D doses, Pet Semetary and ... do we have... MERCH COMING? Watch this space huns. Christmas treat is aho-HO!!!!
Story One
The Khamar Daban incident of 1993. Six hikers died sudde
TWO GIRLS ONE GHOST & GHOST HUNS! BONUS EP
The drop dead gorgeous Corinne and Sabrina from Two Girls One Ghost (America's Most Haunted Podcast!) join us for a bonus episode this week!
We cover ACTUAL GHOST EXPERIENCES from the gals in the States (one happened in Edinburgh) and we get into ghost stories from Appalachia and one in Summer Camp...
Snuggle up around our campfire, this one is a real treat. We show the girls evidence of table
EP158: Table Tipping in Slovenia
This week Hannah is feeling the randy effects of her Vitamin D pearls and the tarot suggests cooling it off. Big S put her heels on in the pissing rain and the huns are brewing a gorgey Creep of the Week special!!! This is a truly international one.
We love your tales so keep sending them in - let's kick off with the stories:
1) Big S has a tale from Niklas - a haunted baroque Danish manor to g
EP157: Kissy Kissy My Red Lippies
This week the huns take on some truths about our star signs, we get into how vulgar we are (stop listening dads??), check out Lisa's amazing shop rosie_and_butch on insta for gorgey hand crafted spooks - we love ours - and finally more haunted jewellery has happened. Big S still has a Vinted problem and is it time to buy a Christmas tree??
We kick off with a story about the HAUNTED LONDON UNDERGR
EP156: I'm Going to Fig The Neighbour
The huns are vaguely poorly but there's some immaculate chaos going on in the studio. A spa is on the cards and we discuss PET NAMES. Will we ever find out? We've got some Vinted horror stories and Hannah picks a reverse bashy tarot.
Story 1
Hannah has a tale from Portland about a characterful haunted house. What's in the TV reflection? Is it Peter Crouch?
Story 2
Big S is taking us to Leed
EP155: Hole in the Bush
The huns are in a NEW (temporary) STUDIO! What do you think? Laid back testes Tate vibes? Or spooky charming library? You decide.
We really freak out about 2 minutes in, when we hear a horrible gas leak sound and worry we'll never leave the studio alive. Talking points include: our trip to HALLOWSCREAM in York (it was excellent), the book Chasing the Dark by Ben Machell (he's giving Danny Robins
BONUS EP: Ghost Huns interview Charlie Cooper!
As the nights get darker and we all get a bit spookier... we speak to Charlie Cooper about his fab BBC ghost-hunting show Nightwatch. It's a deeply creepy 6-part docu-series featuring Charlie and his sister Daisy May Cooper as they travel to the UK's most terrifying haunted locations in search of ghosts... STUNNING.
We discuss sibling dynamics, who scared the shit out of who, the ghost hunts tha
EP154: Where's my liver?
This week Hannah has been doing Auntie duties around town and we hear about a breastfeeding HORROR in Pizza Express. We get a debut of Hannah's new teeth (aren't they stunning?) and Big S admits being a real piece of work in a previous episode.
There's a New Moon and we do a little segment about our star signs... Capricorn and Virgo energy - what does it mean for the huns?
Story 1
Hannah has
EP153: HALLOWEEN SPESH FEAT. REDHANDED 2025!
WELCOME to our Halloween Spesh with OUR GORGE HUNS AT REDHANDED!
If you haven't heard the stunners Hannah and Suruthi from Redhanded before - go check them out. They explore murders, crime and general WTFs. Their latest series Flesh and Code is incredible too, about people and their sexy AI companions... it's seriously weird and an absolute must-listen. We've got a ludicrious amount of SCARY TAL
EP152: Let's Go Canoe
HAPPY SOON-TO-BE HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! The huns are still Hag Shat and Knack - Big S has anxiety about throwing a big birthday party, but things are okay because this week is A CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY!
That means a bonanza of your spooky listener tales...
The tarot involves Carrots and Turkey Teeth. Stunning! Let's get into the stories...
Story 1
Big S narrates a tale from Sadie... this is
EP151: Hashtag Family Annihilation
The huns are ready for Pumpkin Spice season with all the creepy stories. But first we get into rimming, Cork (again) and True Crime theories. Could Big S get into true crime or is it too grizzly? Does Evil exist? Is it a choice? We flirt with philosophy here, so expect some real hot takes.
Enough of that - let's get into the stories!!
Story 1
Big S kicks off with a real mind-bending ghost sto
EP150: It's Giving Evil Child
We kick off with HANNAH GIVING BIG S HER BIRTHDAY PREZZIE!! Then we change day and Big S has her birthday prez finally on her head. The huns are haggard, shattered and knackered. The vibe is ill and chaos. But this means there's less chitty chatty, and more spooky spooky. The Tarot this week is really stabby. Lay low, huns.
Amongst other topics we discuss Age Difference in a relationship and ask
EP149: Salty, Creamy, Buttery, Tasty
**DISCLAIMER: The VIDEO keeps glitching and Spotify had no idea why - we have previous of ghosts fucking with the cameras - so APOLOGIES for when it cuts out.**
Big S has had a BIRTHDAY! Woo. She got some gifted some lurgy and Hannah discusses her perfect murder. Can't stop won't stop banging on about the amazing true crime podcast that is WEST CORK, check it out on Audible huns it's so good... a
EP148: She Made Jam
It's autumn and we're getting cosy. Hannah's recco of the week is Whistle by Linwood Barclay... think Stephen King vibes. Also mentioned: Atonement and Lessons by Ian McEwan.
We've also both seen Weapons - got thoughts?
More excitingly we get into Stool sample chat - what is the etiquette?? Does it need a gingham sleeve? The women are playing Rugby World Cup - baffling but proud. Are you wearin
EP147: Neil By Mouth
Hannah has been HOSPITALO - there's panic and palpitations all over the shop. Big S tries to make Hannah's stress a political agenda and the huns decide a spa is the only solution. Let us know if you're Rat or Potato.
SPOOKY NEWS
Artcile read out by Big Suze
"I found a stranger under my hotel bed..." - horror in Tokyo.
Hannah has a story that's full on vile. It's called 'Rat Girl'. Radka has
EP146: Fiddling Around my Window
Big S still has suspected Listeria/Salmonella-ella/godknowswhat this week, but the pod must carry on! We get into TV reccomendations - The Jury on Channel 4, The Vanishing Cyclist on BBC and Too Hot to Handle on Netflix. A real smorgasbord of culture for yew huns.
This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY - some real chaos in this installment!
Let's get into it -
Story One
Big S has a story
EP145: Spinach & Botox
This week Hannah returns from Edinburgh with a scratchy voice and tales to tell and Big S has a spinach problem. This eppy gets grotesque real fast, so we recommend you have ya breakfast beforehand. The huns discuss self-care, lemurs, botox and being killed off by a spinachy ass.
The GHOST STORIES don't stop won't stop -
Story 1
Hannah has a story that has LYNN VIBES... would you play this g
EP144: THE H BOMB
This week HANNAH SAW A GHOST. In an elevator. This is seriously spooky. What happened here? And what does concierge know?
The huns discuss who's been blown away by whom, pubic thatch brushing, only fans creators and get into the Bonnie Blue debate.
SPOOKY NEWS
Did you hear about the haunted annabelle doll? And the tragic death of Dan Rivera? Very verry spooky.
It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIA
EP143: Zha Zha to Zhun Zhun
It's us - the Quirky little girls who do comedy. Big Suze realises she's David Brent and she's Moved HOUSE! The Huns have nail opinions and Hannah picks the tarot that depicts shovelling quavers into a mans mouth. Stunning. Saucy.
IT'S A COW SPESH!!!! (Creep of the Week for those not in the know). We're telling YOUR ghost stories this week. Cos you're all haunted tae fuck.
Story One
Big Suze
EP142: The Bothy and MY BODY!
The huns have been to the THEATRE and are very cultural and slightly hungover this week. We get into Big Suze and her obsession with a menu in Romania, our take on mice in the house and whether or not Japan is a good idea (nagasaki anyone?). Also, we discuss serial killers and the mushroom murders.
But to the stories!
Story One
A PROPER creepy one about a remote Scottish bothy... would you ta
EP141: Got my iPhone, Got my Mace.
This week Hannah gets into THE Oasis gig. Fights start, beers are thrown and tears of joy happen. STUNNING. Big S gives her hot take on 28 Years Later too. Seen it huns?
The stories this week are CREEPY AF. So let's get right in.
Story One:
Hannah kicks us off with a story about a haunted cardigan. Outrageous.
Story Two:
Big Suze has a tale of DELIVEROO HORROR. Might make you stop and think
EP140: Whackamole but with Ass
We kick the eppy off trying to work out the meaning behind Hannah witnessing dead pigeons everywhere she goes. Also discussed - should the huns buy a haunted Scottish island? Are Q&A's for wankers? And of course - if you came to our lovely comedy show at Queer Comedy Club, THANK YOU!
This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY (woohoo!) so let's get into it:
Story 1:
Big Suze has a story from Maya
EP139: It's the Pigeons!
This week Hannah has been seeing a lot of dead pigeons, but stays relatable in her "hoxton" hotel, Suzie has a general shitty attitude and our latest pod Recco is Sea of Lies. You simply must listen it's so good! Chaos as ever basically.
Let's get to the creepy stories though.
Story 1
Hannah narrates a story called The Brass Vase - think eyes on the palms...
Story 2
We travel to Belarus w
EP138: Ding Dong Bell Face
We kick off this week with Hannah doing a DEEP DIVE on the dodgy Never Been Kissed - or shall we call it Never Been Nonced? Horrendous. Big Suze has written down the word Tunas. So there's loads of twists and turns. Netflix recommendation: Surviving Death. Big S tells us a story about Near Death Experiences...
It's another CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy!
1) Big S narrates a story from Kirsty in Nort
EP137: Whentas Been?
The huns have just done their SPOOKY CHURCH show (thanks everyone who came!) and are hanging out their ass. Hannah is on the serial killer fiction (A Flicker in the Dark) and Big S describes how Hannah nearly murdered her in the swimming pool. The AI generator picks a tarot this week and it is JUDGMENT. Rude.
We go down memory lane and bring up wannabe friendships at school and teachers making d
EP136: A Diplomatic Error
There's been a French Diplomatic Incident this week, and the huns are absolutely Le Fuming. We've been usurped by men politicians (The Rest is Politics) who threw us out the studio and so we bring an unhinged energy to this episode. Expect talk of French Hexes, pain au chocolat, a King of Pentacles reality hit and so much more. Will a lecky fire happen? Are we going to get done by the CIA for bein
EP135: Titnut & Wingnut
This week the huns discuss their trip to ROMANIA! Think vampires, dodgy forests, BEARS and Wizz Air. Big S spilt sweet chilli sauce over herself and Hannah encourages a wet tee competition - is this perverted?
The stories this week:
1) Hannah narrates a story called 'Harry Mann's Roadside Motel and Wildlife Refuge'... a true story about horror in the vents...
2) Big Suze narrates Part Two of th
EP134: Old Wife Slippery Dick
The huns discuss their boozy gig (Karen you are NAUGHTY) and Hannah gets lairy at the street walkers - we also consider whether or not Hannah should take up an expensive gift of Colouring Books and there's a podcast recco - check out the spooky 'Broken Veil'. We apologise for continuously getting the eppy number wrong. We promise we're on it from next week. PROMISE.
Listen out for what we think o
EP133: I Became Goosebumps FEAT. ELLA VADAY!
THIS WEEK our gorgey guest is the totally stunning ELLA VADAY - who you all know and love from Season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race UK! Ella aka Nick Collier joins us in studio to chat about ouija boards, psychic readings, growing up in Suffolk and Tarot cards in Superdrug.
Our tarot pull has Pride Season written all over it and we discuss dogging, pups and kinks. So let's get to the spooky stories...
EP132: Meddling Beltane Fairies
Big Suze is bringing an attitude to this eppy, after being PUSHED by a lady on the London Underground. There's been serious crimes of ManSpreading too, so the huns get real riled up. We hear about Hannah's gorjey dinner and the Pentacles advise us not to work TOO hard and maybe take a holiday?
SPOOKY NEWS: Hannah brings us the story of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon who disappeared whilst hiking
EP131: Is that... a hand?
We start with a rant (woo!) about the mansplaining of parcels and Jesus. Why must they do this?
Amongst the big topics this week we ask - is skiing silly and smug? Basically, another diatribe to kick off a stunning eppy.
This week is another C.o.W SPESHY - Creep of the Week!!! You have so many wonderful tales, so we're diving right on in.
First for some contemporary Spooky News: Yvette Fielding
EP130: That's a Life Honk
The huns are hyper and chew through some big ideas - will they be the next Most Haunted presenters aka Desmond and Yvonne? Hannah's nana's house has defo got a ghost... right?
Who will be the first to get organ trafficked on our holibobs? What's Hannah's method to not get kidnapped?
Big S has been creeping on private property and Hannah picks out some Pentacles...
TO THE STORIES:
1) Big S has a
EP129: Sodding or Sopping?
The huns are super distracted and chaos this week - Big Suze is still ill and announces her show (MC SHOW - you coming??) she also picks up a call during the poddy - who is it? Hannah is gearing up for a Big London Adventure (Shrek, kids, Aquarium) and we get into thoughts on rimming whilst drawing a VERY APT TAROT. We can only apologise for the state of this eppy.
This week is a CREEP OF THE WEE
EP128: It's Britney bitch!
The huns discuss peeing the bed, washing your innards and the etiquette of handing over a glass of wine. Spoiler: dont grip it like an ape. Big Suze is smashing the flu tablets and Hannah gets lary about her wine off the back of a truck. The cuppeth tarot is being a right shady bitch this week. RUDE. This ep is chaos as ever.
SPOOKY NEWS: We fly to Ireland for this one.
We delve into a mystifyin
EP127: Cum Spaghetti
Big Suze is telling anyone who will listen that she has a cold - the thunder soundscape didn't help. Hannah had early wines for Jesus's rising and the huns dicsuss Hidden Requests on instagram and what emojie would lure them in.
Hopefully this week there's less BO and the YouTube comments will calm their tits. Hannah's been to Bath and met HunsInTheWild!!! Ty gorgey huns.
The tarot this week su
EP126: Green Dinosaur Back
The huns are tearing more hunks of bread apart and discuss nature reserves and dreams of holidays to Greece but then a reversed tarot tells them about monetary ruin. This week you're treated to Financial Huns with some real bad advice about chasing wealth. Should we try and get Martin Lewis as a guest? This is a COW (Creep of the Week) SPESHY. We love your stories and why not get into them!
Story
EP125: The Teletubbies Nightmare
The huns rant about the price of the theatre, the joy of The Mousetrap and pull a tarot card that demands we all gain a bit of perspective... reckon we got any?
We're bringing back SPOOKY NEWS to kick the eppy off, a little news segment about spooky goings on around the world. This week we hear about a parliament ghost tour in Wellington, NZ.
Story 1 - Hannah reads us a story called 'The Thin Ma
EP124: Sort your hole out, Turkey.
The Huns are very in sync this week... expect Irish folklore, witches, haunted vaginas... the lot. Big Suze is convinced she stayed with some spies in Great Yarmouth and wept at All of Us Strangers, Hannah hasn't seen Adolescence, and the gals are horrified at the state of gym changing rooms and 40th Birthdays these days. What's the world coming to? Expect rants as per yewzh.
On to the CREEPS.
St
GHOST HUNS & REDHANDED!
THIS WEEK WE HAVE... drum roll... REDHANDED in the studio!
The stunners Hannah and Suruthi join us this week to discuss their belief in ghosts, spooky goings on in Sweden, meal deal preferences and their time at the Lizzie Borden house. Lizzie is the OG AxeMurdererHun.
We're overwhelmed with our gorgeous guests so expect the chaos to be at an all-time high. So TBF business as yewzh.
The stories.
EP122: The Year of the Beaver
This week Hannah suggests a double date, slags off Hereditary (spoilers if you ain't seen it), and Big Suze tells us about her Six The Musical celeb moment.
BUT LET'S GET TO THE SPOOKY STORIES!
It's another Creep of the Week special. There's just too many haunted huns, so we're delving right on in!
Story 1 - from B narrated by Hannah. Mum, Dad and new baby go to Loch Lomond in the Scottish Highl
EP121: "It's a Double Bluff!"
This week we discuss lymphatic drainage, tuna sandwich preferences (dirty dirty mc-connahey) - expect answers to questions such as : are ghosts for the priveleged? pale butter or yellow butter? would Hannah and Big Suze get on in the corporate world?
Anyway - to the scares...
Story 1 - "The Endless Pools" narrated by Hannah
Story 2 - dawdling and eating in your car... fine until there's a skinwal
BONUS EP: Drunk Huns Solving Ghosts
BONUS EPISODE ALERT!
Ghost Huns have collaborated with the stunning Drunk Women Solving Crime!
In perhaps THE most long-awaited mash up in podcasting history, we finally get to see what happened when DWSC met the Ghost Huns, and it went pretty much as you'd expect with the wondrous creation of 'Drunk Huns Solving Ghosts'.
Not only do our fearless foursome 'solve' a spooky crime case from the past
EP120: Vacant Pig
The Huns get stuck into their ghost walk around the Barbican (ty to gorge Matt Gedge from funlondontours.com), discuss the screening of The Monkey Movie and we learn about Hannah's Great Fall. We end with a nice rant about serving staff.
Want some ghost stories? Thought so -
Story 1
"The Uber Driver" narrated big S about the woman in the red suit...
Story 2
The crawl space and the mad twat Giggl
EP119: You Don't Deserve my Orifice, Sir
This week kicks off with big Domestic questions - think washing clothes and heating your house. There's no hot takes here, just nonsense. Big S gives divination of the tarot a go and the huns discuss Valentines Day.
It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy for this episode and we ADORE your stories. Keep them coming in!
Let's get into it:
Story 1 - narrated by Hannah and sent in by anonymous. This one inv
EP118: Let's go to the morgue!
The G Huns went out-out and are dealing with their hangovers. Hannah went sleepwalking and Big S got on a bus highjacked by a kid.
We discuss the Letby case and Belle Gibson cancer trial case... All in all, we're very sensitive.
But to the stories.
Story 1 - Hannah narrates a story about a talking dog (credit: abalonetea)
Story 2 - big Suze has a creepy story called The Birthday Boy
Story 3 -
EP117: The End Times
We get STRAIGHT into a Grammy's rant, then a gig rant and finally you're treated to Suzies Financial Tip of the Day. Get yourselves an ingot, Huns. It's the end times.
As you hunker down in the GH bunker, with your coffee and litres of water... get your ears around this...
This week is a CREEPOFTHEWEEK special! (You're still haunted AF).
Story 1 - a creepy story about THE MENGER HOTEL sent in by
EP116: I Donkey You Donkey
There is a lovely thread of anger kicking off this episode - is it because Hannah's been to the football? Lads lads lads? Did it get camp and criminal? Big S admits to being a donkey and tells a sad serum tale and we discuss our opinions of Jesse Eisenberg and Marian Keyes. The stories this week we think are PARTICULARLY juicy and creepy.
So grab a hot tea (OR COFFEE), get cosy, turn the lights do
EP115: No one's above Herpes
The huns discuss China, consider whether they'd join a cult (Shen Yun, hun, we're looking at yew?), the merits of gambling and the upside down Hermit makes a nasty appearance.
This week is CREEP OF THE WEEK special! We love your ghost stories too much, how could we not do another speshy?
Story 1 is from Kate - a creepy story from a holiday in Iceland... has anyone seen something similar? narra
EP114: The Hallway Pass
This week the huns discuss their Hall(way) pass - think footballer and SAS. Hannah is still haunted to f**k - things got weird at Elephant and Castle underground station...
The tarot reveals delusional traits and mysteries under a shiny blanket. We also get into Tchibo and how much we love the Scream movies.
But enough of that. Would you like a story?
Story One - a zombie tale about EMILY (no
EP113: Sasquatch & Moonburn
The huns have been out out - so the mood has a hungover hyperactive edge. We discuss how fit Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are, why Hannah is related to them, how the 7 of Pentacles Upside Down reveals some truths and we still don't know if you can get burnt by the Moon? But enough of that. Stories.
Story 1: My Mum's Stalker... in Connecticut narrated by Big S
Story 2: Part II of My Brother is
EP112: Jinx Private Touch Wood
Big S has a cold and is demanding sympathy, Hannah has brought CHRISTMAS presents and we all realise we have absolutely no perspective on our lives whatsoever.
Hannah has a REAL LIFE HAUNTING involving a necklace... what happened here?? Theories??
We apols for calling this eppy 113 , it's obv 112- we clearly have tiny pea brains after Xmas.
Anyone seen Shen Yun? Who has a better than average
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