
Eli the Computer Guy
Eli the Computer Guy rants about technology and IT topics with a grumpy, old-school perspective. He covers a wide range of subjects from networking to programming, often sharing his unfiltered opinions. The podcast is aimed at IT professionals and enthusiasts who appreciate a no-nonsense approach.
Episodes

ChatGPT Restricts Competitors Ads from Adobe and Others - OpenAI is DEAD
ChatGPT Restricts Competitors Ads from Adobe and Others - OpenAI is DEAD

OpenAI Rogue AI Agents Hacked 10 More Sites - Sam Altman Needs Jail Time
OpenAI Rogue AI Agents Hacked 10 More Sites - Sam Altman Needs Jail Time

10% Chance AI Will Kill Humanity Within a Decade - Anthropic Employees are Evil AND Stupid
10% Chance AI Will Kill Humanity Within a Decade - Anthropic Employees are Evil AND Stupid

Anthropic AI Used To Create Bioweapons - Dario and Employees are PURE Evil
Anthropic AI Used To Create Bioweapons - Dario and Employees are PURE Evil

Anthropic AI Discloses 4th Ai Agent Hacking Incident - USA Frontier Labs are Criminals
Anthropic AI Discloses 4th Ai Agent Hacking Incident - USA Frontier Labs are Criminals

Hackers Stealing Anthropic AI Claude Tokens - Vibe Coders are Cooked
Hackers Stealing Anthropic AI Claude Tokens - Vibe Coders are Cooked

Big Tech Ad Tracking Is Killing USA Soldiers - Silicon Valley Profits From American Deaths
Big Tech Ad Tracking Is Killing USA Soldiers - Silicon Valley Profits From American Deaths

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Says OpenAI Has Achieved AGI - AI Circular Jerking
NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Says OpenAI Has Achieved AGI - AI Circular Jerking

NVIDIA PAIR Allows Local AI Clustering - OpenAI is DEAD
NVIDIA PAIR Allows Local AI Clustering - OpenAI is DEAD

Anthropic AI Model Hardware Standard for Robots - Your Dishwasher Will Be Conscious
Anthropic AI Model Hardware Standard for Robots - Your Dishwasher Will Be Conscious

NVIDIA Invests $99 Billion in AI Companies - Hyper Scaling Financial Engineering
NVIDIA Invests $99 Billion in AI Companies - Hyper Scaling Financial Engineering

Meta Offers 95% Discount for Muse Spark AI - Mark Zuckerberg Pees on Sam Altman
Meta Offers 95% Discount for Muse Spark AI - Mark Zuckerberg Pees on Sam Altman

AI Model Fatigue Sets In For Frontier Labs - OpenAI is DEAD
AI Model Fatigue Sets In For Frontier Labs - OpenAI is DEAD

OpenAI Rogue AI Agents Hacked German Wiki Site - Sam Altman Committing Felonies
OpenAI Rogue AI Agents Hacked German Wiki Site - Sam Altman Committing Felonies

Thomson Reuters Trained Custom AI LLM for $40 Million - OpenAI is DEAD
Thomson Reuters Trained Custom AI LLM for $40 Million - OpenAI is DEAD

AI Token Prices Hit Record Lows - OpenAI is DEAD
AI Token Prices Hit Record Lows - OpenAI is DEAD

GoPro Pivoting Into AI Data Centers - 2026 Gets Dumber
GoPro Pivoting Into AI Data Centers - 2026 Gets Dumber

AI Startup "Shakeout" of VC Investment Money - AI Startups Will Start Dying in Mass
AI Startup "Shakeout" of VC Investment Money - AI Startups Will Start Dying in Mass

SpaceX Sues Users of xAI Grok that Created CSAM - Elon Musk Refuses to Stop Producing Child Porn
SpaceX Sues Users of xAI Grok that Created CSAM - Elon Musk Refuses to Stop Producing Child Porn

Tesla Discontinues Solar Roof Tiles - Elon Musk Failed Again
Tesla Discontinues Solar Roof Tiles - Elon Musk Failed Again

OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic Call for Defense Against Rogue AI - Criminals Victims of Their Crimes
OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic Call for Defense Against Rogue AI - Criminals Victims of Their Crimes

SpaceX $3.5 TRILLION Revenue by 2033 - Elon Musk Knows AI Numbers Are Fake
SpaceX $3.5 TRILLION Revenue by 2033 - Elon Musk Knows AI Numbers Are Fake

SpaceX AI Trained on Child Porn - Enterprise Grade CSAM Isn't Actually a Joke
SpaceX AI Trained on Child Porn - Enterprise Grade CSAM Isn't Actually a Joke

SB Energy Gave OpenAI $5.5 Billion in Warrants for AI Data Center Lease - AI Bubble Is Insane
SB Energy Gave OpenAI $5.5 Billion in Warrants for AI Data Center Lease - AI Bubble Is Insane

NVIDIA Custom NVHBM Has 30% Higher Bandwidth Than HBM - Jensen Huang Owns AI Stack
NVIDIA Custom NVHBM Has 30% Higher Bandwidth Than HBM - Jensen Huang Owns AI Stack

SK Hynix Building Key AI Memory Factory in Indiana By 2030 - Trumps MAGA Makes USA the New China
SK Hynix Building Key AI Memory Factory in Indiana By 2030 - Trumps MAGA Makes USA the New China

OpenAI Ads Have $1 Billion Annual Run Rate - Sam Altman Can Make Up Numbers Too
OpenAI Ads Have $1 Billion Annual Run Rate - Sam Altman Can Make Up Numbers Too

China's MoonShot K3 License Revenue to Google, Amazon and Microsoft - Chinese Paying Off USA CEO's
China's MoonShot K3 License Revenue to Google, Amazon and Microsoft - Chinese Paying Off USA CEO's

NVIDIA Increasing Prices on AI Hardware - Jensen Huang Like to Play Monopoly
NVIDIA Increasing Prices on AI Hardware - Jensen Huang Like to Play Monopoly

Z.ai AI Model Inference 100% Running of Chinese GPU's - USA Losing to China
Z.ai AI Model Inference 100% Running of Chinese GPU's - USA Losing to China

NVIDIA Buys Hugging Face the GitHub for AI - Not the Worst Outcome
NVIDIA Buys Hugging Face the GitHub for AI - Not the Worst Outcome

SpaceX Cursor Banned by OpenAI - You Can't Trust Sam Altman
SpaceX Cursor Banned by OpenAI - You Can't Trust Sam Altman

Anthropic AI Projects $30 Trillion in Revenue - AI Bubble is Pure Farce
Anthropic AI Projects $30 Trillion in Revenue - AI Bubble is Pure Farce

SpaceX Building $100 Billion Space Port in Louisiana - Planning Thousands of Launches a Year
SpaceX Building $100 Billion Space Port in Louisiana - Planning Thousands of Launches a Year

Trump Orders 1000 Rocket Launches Per Year from American Soil by 2030 - Number Go Biggly
Trump Orders 1000 Rocket Launches Per Year from American Soil by 2030 - Number Go Biggly

OpenAI Top AI Data Center Executive Quits - OpenAI is DEAD
OpenAI Top AI Data Center Executive Quits - OpenAI is DEAD

Anthropic AI Beating OpenAI Revenue - OpenAI is DEAD
Anthropic AI Beating OpenAI Revenue - OpenAI is DEAD

Chinese Alibaba Competes with Meta with New Laptop AI Model - China Keeps Beating USA
Chinese Alibaba Competes with Meta with New Laptop AI Model - China Keeps Beating USA

OpenAI Demands California Strengthen AI Safety Laws with SB 53 - OpenAI is DEAD
OpenAI Demands California Strengthen AI Safety Laws with SB 53 - OpenAI is DEAD

PBS Loses 50 TB of Video Archives when Storage Service Goes Out of Business - Server Lives Matter
PBS Loses 50 TB of Video Archives when Storage Service Goes Out of Business - Server Lives Matter

AI DRAM Shortage Kills Pine64 Single Board Computers - OpenAI is Killing Tech Industry
AI DRAM Shortage Kills Pine64 Single Board Computers - OpenAI is Killing Tech Industry

Apple Layoffs Vision Pro Employees - VR Has Failed
Apple Layoffs Vision Pro Employees - VR Has Failed

OpenAI Sales Vice President Quits - OpenAI is DEAD
OpenAI Sales Vice President Quits - OpenAI is DEAD

SpaceX Grok AI is Losing and Demands Cursor Do Better - Elon Musk is Getting Old
SpaceX Grok AI is Losing and Demands Cursor Do Better - Elon Musk is Getting Old

Hugging Face AI Is For Sale for $13 Billion - Imagine Anthropic Owning Open Source AI
Hugging Face AI Is For Sale for $13 Billion - Imagine Anthropic Owning Open Source AI

Alabama AG Subpoenas OpenAI Over Hugging Face AI Agent Hack - OpenAI is DEAD
Alabama AG Subpoenas OpenAI Over Hugging Face AI Agent Hack - OpenAI is DEAD

Chinese Z.ai AI Model Near Anthropic Mythos Level - USA Can't Stop China
Chinese Z.ai AI Model Near Anthropic Mythos Level - USA Can't Stop China

AI Data Centers Moving to Texas to Avoid Electricity Scarcity - Texans Have Air Pollution "Freedom"
AI Data Centers Moving to Texas to Avoid Electricity Scarcity - Texans Have Air Pollution "Freedom"

Hosting Provider NameCheap Goes Down After Cooling Failure - US Infrastructure Not Prepared for War
Hosting Provider NameCheap Goes Down After Cooling Failure - US Infrastructure Not Prepared for War

China Allows ByteDance and Tencent to Buy 10,000 H200 GPU's Each - Chinese Need American AI Hardware
China Allows ByteDance and Tencent to Buy 10,000 H200 GPU's Each - Chinese Need American AI Hardware

Comcast Using WiFi Routers to Detect Motion - This Probably Won't Kill American Soldiers
Comcast Using WiFi Routers to Detect Motion - This Probably Won't Kill American Soldiers

Anthropic AI $2 Trillion Valuation Hinges on $190-$200 Billion ARR in 2028 - Dario Selling Hopium
Anthropic AI $2 Trillion Valuation Hinges on $190-$200 Billion ARR in 2028 - Dario Selling Hopium

Anthropic AI Adds Watermarks to Text Output - Dario Is Making Claude Worthless to Be Safe
Anthropic AI Adds Watermarks to Text Output - Dario Is Making Claude Worthless to Be Safe

Apple Warned Not to Use Chinese CXMT Memory By Trump Admin - Zero T American Dogs Lose to China MEN
Apple Warned Not to Use Chinese CXMT Memory By Trump Admin - Zero T American Dogs Lose to China MEN

OpenAI Slowing AI Development After AI Agent Hacking - Sam Altman Hits the LLM Dead End
OpenAI Slowing AI Development After AI Agent Hacking - Sam Altman Hits the LLM Dead End

AI Prompt Injection Hidden in Legal Filings - "Hacking" In The Age of OpenAI
AI Prompt Injection Hidden in Legal Filings - "Hacking" In The Age of OpenAI

Google Gemini Hits 1 Billion Users - Silicon Valley Hyperscales Cash Furnaces
Google Gemini Hits 1 Billion Users - Silicon Valley Hyperscales Cash Furnaces

Trump Authorizes US Companies for Offensive Cyber Attacks - President's Personal Digital Army
Trump Authorizes US Companies for Offensive Cyber Attacks - President's Personal Digital Army

SpaceXAI Launches AI Agents Product "Grok Bot" - Elon Musk Branding Issues Are Ugly
SpaceXAI Launches AI Agents Product "Grok Bot" - Elon Musk Branding Issues Are Ugly

Anthropic AI Supervoting Power for Founders Ahead of IPO - Dario Wants to Be Beneficial Tyrant
Anthropic AI Supervoting Power for Founders Ahead of IPO - Dario Wants to Be Beneficial Tyrant

NVIDIA's AI Moat is Capital - Jensen Huang Sells Money Not GPU's
NVIDIA's AI Moat is Capital - Jensen Huang Sells Money Not GPU's

SpaceX Short Sellers Destroyed as Stock Soars - Reality Doesn't Care About Your Facts
SpaceX Short Sellers Destroyed as Stock Soars - Reality Doesn't Care About Your Facts

OpenAI Will IPO in 2027 or Sooner - CFO Realizes OpenAI is DEAD
OpenAI Will IPO in 2027 or Sooner - CFO Realizes OpenAI is DEAD

SpaceX Cursor Launches Origin a GitHub Competitor for AI - Musk Buying Value with Huge Sacks of Cash
SpaceX Cursor Launches Origin a GitHub Competitor for AI - Musk Buying Value with Huge Sacks of Cash

OpenAI Chief Revenue Officer Quits (Denise Dresser) - IPO is Failing
OpenAI Chief Revenue Officer Quits (Denise Dresser) - IPO is Failing

CXMT Refuses Price Reduction for Memory with Apple - USA Humiliated by China
CXMT Refuses Price Reduction for Memory with Apple - USA Humiliated by China

Apple Testing Chinese CXMT Memory in iPhones and MacBooks - USA Needs China
Apple Testing Chinese CXMT Memory in iPhones and MacBooks - USA Needs China

SpaceX AI Revenue is SOARING - This is an Odd Company
SpaceX AI Revenue is SOARING - This is an Odd Company

AI Computing Power Becomes a Tradable Asset from CME - Invest in GPU Futures Like You Do Corn
AI Computing Power Becomes a Tradable Asset from CME - Invest in GPU Futures Like You Do Corn

NVIDIA $500 Billion Financing to Turn Chips Into Investable Asset - Speed Run Next Great Recession
NVIDIA $500 Billion Financing to Turn Chips Into Investable Asset - Speed Run Next Great Recession

NVIDIA Releasing World Best Open Source AI Model Nemotron 4 - OpenAI is DEAD
NVIDIA Releasing World Best Open Source AI Model Nemotron 4 - OpenAI is DEAD

OpenAI Allows Employees to Sell $7 Billion in Stock - IPO Get's Further Away
OpenAI Allows Employees to Sell $7 Billion in Stock - IPO Get's Further Away

China Retaliating Against US in Tech War with Export Restrictions - Chinese Beating Americans
China Retaliating Against US in Tech War with Export Restrictions - Chinese Beating Americans

SpaceX and Tesla Begin Building TeraFab with $16.8 Billion - Worlds Biggest Phallic Symbol
SpaceX and Tesla Begin Building TeraFab with $16.8 Billion - Worlds Biggest Phallic Symbol

Hugging Face CEO Admits China is Winning in AI - America Falling Behind Chinese
Hugging Face CEO Admits China is Winning in AI - America Falling Behind Chinese

USA Startup Founders Smuggling Robot Parts Out of China - American Tech is Losing to Chinese
USA Startup Founders Smuggling Robot Parts Out of China - American Tech is Losing to Chinese

Anthropic AI Investigating Employees for Loyalty - Dario Goes Full 1984
Anthropic AI Investigating Employees for Loyalty - Dario Goes Full 1984

Bernie Sanders Demand AI Development Pause - Progressives Love Trump
Bernie Sanders Demand AI Development Pause - Progressives Love Trump

SpaceX Stock Pumped By Jim Cramer on CNBC - Time to Sell Everything
SpaceX Stock Pumped By Jim Cramer on CNBC - Time to Sell Everything

Anthropic AI $35 Billion Mega Debt Deal with Blackstone - Dario Burning Cash at Insane Rate
Anthropic AI $35 Billion Mega Debt Deal with Blackstone - Dario Burning Cash at Insane Rate
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