Eli the Computer Guy
Eli the Computer Guy rants about technology and IT topics with a grumpy, old-school perspective. He covers a wide range of subjects from networking to programming, often sharing his unfiltered opinions. The podcast is aimed at IT professionals and enthusiasts who appreciate a no-nonsense approach.
Episodes
Anthropic AI Allowed to Release Fable 5 and Mythos 5 - Trump Finished Punching Dario
Anthropic AI Allowed to Release Fable 5 and Mythos 5 - Trump Finished Punching Dario
Meta Selling Excess AI Compute - No "Dark GPU's" My Ass...
Meta Selling Excess AI Compute - No "Dark GPU's" My Ass...
Micron Blames AI Memory Shortage on Apple - Big Tech Get's Mean
Micron Blames AI Memory Shortage on Apple - Big Tech Get's Mean
Microsoft 5500 Employees Layoffs - Tech Jobs Have No "Dignity"
Microsoft 5500 Employees Layoffs - Tech Jobs Have No "Dignity"
Sony Ending Playstation Physical Disk Production - The REEEE Heard Around the World
Sony Ending Playstation Physical Disk Production - The REEEE Heard Around the World
Base44 Vibe Coding Platform Creating Their Own AI Models - AI Valuations are Dumb
Base44 Vibe Coding Platform Creating Their Own AI Models - AI Valuations are Dumb
$1 Trillion Investment for AI in South Korea - Hyperscaling a Tech Bubble
$1 Trillion Investment for AI in South Korea - Hyperscaling a Tech Bubble
Meta Bans Claude Code and OpenAI Code for Developers Over Distillation - "Meta" Data is Valuable
Meta Bans Claude Code and OpenAI Code for Developers Over Distillation - "Meta" Data is Valuable
XBox CWA Union Demands "Dignity" During Developer Layoffs - Daddy Never Loved You
XBox CWA Union Demands "Dignity" During Developer Layoffs - Daddy Never Loved You
Meituan AI Model Trained on Domestic Chinese Chips - 1.6 Trillion Parameter Model Embarrasses USA
Meituan AI Model Trained on Domestic Chinese Chips - 1.6 Trillion Parameter Model Embarrasses USA
DeepSeek Increasing AI API Pricing - Chinese Care About Profit
DeepSeek Increasing AI API Pricing - Chinese Care About Profit
SK Hynix, Samsung and Micron Sued Over AI Memory Shortage - Cute But Pointless
SK Hynix, Samsung and Micron Sued Over AI Memory Shortage - Cute But Pointless
OpenAI IPO in 2027 for $1 Trillion - Sam Altman Proves AI is DEAD
OpenAI IPO in 2027 for $1 Trillion - Sam Altman Proves AI is DEAD
Google Limits Use of AI Models for Meta - Zuckerberg's AI Failure is Embarrassing
Google Limits Use of AI Models for Meta - Zuckerberg's AI Failure is Embarrassing
Kevin O'Leary Lied About Chinese Anti AI Data Center Propaganda - USA Racism Towards China is Easy
Kevin O'Leary Lied About Chinese Anti AI Data Center Propaganda - USA Racism Towards China is Easy
AI DRAM Shortage "Existential Crisis" for Smaller Tech Companies - Memory is Too Expensive
AI DRAM Shortage "Existential Crisis" for Smaller Tech Companies - Memory is Too Expensive
AI Causing DRAM Prices to Surge 50% in Q3 2026 - High Memory Prices Until 2028
AI Causing DRAM Prices to Surge 50% in Q3 2026 - High Memory Prices Until 2028
Apple Needs to Buy Chinese CXMT DRAM - USA Big Tech Begging to Buy Chinese Hardware
Apple Needs to Buy Chinese CXMT DRAM - USA Big Tech Begging to Buy Chinese Hardware
Mark Zuckerberg Fails at "Fun" Hackathon for Meta - AI Destroyed Company Culture
Mark Zuckerberg Fails at "Fun" Hackathon for Meta - AI Destroyed Company Culture
USA Government Controls OpenAI ChatGPT 5.6 - China Offers Free AI
USA Government Controls OpenAI ChatGPT 5.6 - China Offers Free AI
Z.ai Chinese AI Comparable to OpenAI and Anthropic - China Tech Beating USA Sanctions
Z.ai Chinese AI Comparable to OpenAI and Anthropic - China Tech Beating USA Sanctions
SpaceX Launching Mobile Phone Service - Actually Kinda Cool
SpaceX Launching Mobile Phone Service - Actually Kinda Cool
Xbox Prices Increasing Due to AI - Microsoft Selling Premium Garbage
Xbox Prices Increasing Due to AI - Microsoft Selling Premium Garbage
AI Failed at Ford - Rehired Engineers to Fix Problems
AI Failed at Ford - Rehired Engineers to Fix Problems
Meta Building Custom CPU's with Qualcomm - Cool Kids Use Bespoke Stacks
Meta Building Custom CPU's with Qualcomm - Cool Kids Use Bespoke Stacks
Apple Prices Rise $100-$300 Due to AI - RAM is Expensive
Apple Prices Rise $100-$300 Due to AI - RAM is Expensive
OpenAI and Broadcom AI Inference Chips - NVIDIA is DEAD
OpenAI and Broadcom AI Inference Chips - NVIDIA is DEAD
Accenture Admits AI Hasn't Proven Value - Normie Tokenmaxxing Killing Companies
Accenture Admits AI Hasn't Proven Value - Normie Tokenmaxxing Killing Companies
SpaceX Renting GPU's to Reflection AI - xAI is Failing
SpaceX Renting GPU's to Reflection AI - xAI is Failing
Meta AI Spying on Employees Leaked Data - Zuckerberg is Really Bad at AI
Meta AI Spying on Employees Leaked Data - Zuckerberg is Really Bad at AI
OpenAI Killing SSD's - A Vibe Coded Vibe Coding Platform
OpenAI Killing SSD's - A Vibe Coded Vibe Coding Platform
Anthropic AI Demanding Government ID's of Users - Internet Privacy is Dead
Anthropic AI Demanding Government ID's of Users - Internet Privacy is Dead
NVIDIA AI Rubin Data Centers Coolant is Hotter Than Hot Tub - 113 Degree Liquid Cooling
NVIDIA AI Rubin Data Centers Coolant is Hotter Than Hot Tub - 113 Degree Liquid Cooling
Five Eyes Alarm on AI Cybersecurity Threats - Government Sucks at Tech
Five Eyes Alarm on AI Cybersecurity Threats - Government Sucks at Tech
Worlds Fastest Super Computer is in China from LineShine - Chinese Beat Americans Even With Embargos
Worlds Fastest Super Computer is in China from LineShine - Chinese Beat Americans Even With Embargos
China Building AI Data Centers in SPACE - Chinese Beating Americans Even with Stupid Ideas
China Building AI Data Centers in SPACE - Chinese Beating Americans Even with Stupid Ideas
Alibaba Building AI Data Centers In Europe for Data Sovereignty - Trump Pushes World to Chinese Tech
Alibaba Building AI Data Centers In Europe for Data Sovereignty - Trump Pushes World to Chinese Tech
Godfather of AI Says xAI is a Failure - Yann LeCun Attacks Elon Musk
Godfather of AI Says xAI is a Failure - Yann LeCun Attacks Elon Musk
China LLM's are AI Sleeper Agents - Booz Allen Warns USA about Chinese Model's Vulnerabilities
China LLM's are AI Sleeper Agents - Booz Allen Warns USA about Chinese Model's Vulnerabilities
SpaceX Stock Tumbles 10% on Monday and 25% Since High - Bet Against Elon Musk
SpaceX Stock Tumbles 10% on Monday and 25% Since High - Bet Against Elon Musk
China Will Have Anthropic Fable Class AI By End of Year - USA Can't Beat Chinese
China Will Have Anthropic Fable Class AI By End of Year - USA Can't Beat Chinese
China Tightens Export Checks of Indium Rare Earth - Chinese Quietly Beating Loud Americans
China Tightens Export Checks of Indium Rare Earth - Chinese Quietly Beating Loud Americans
Meta Ends AI Tokenmaxxing for Engineers - AI is Too Expensive
Meta Ends AI Tokenmaxxing for Engineers - AI is Too Expensive
AI Data Centers in Ocean with Panthalassa - I'm at a Loss for Snark...
AI Data Centers in Ocean with Panthalassa - I'm at a Loss for Snark...
Meta's AI Unit is a Real World Hell - Zuckerberg Running a "Literal" Gulag
Meta's AI Unit is a Real World Hell - Zuckerberg Running a "Literal" Gulag
Amazon Investigate Employees Who Criticized AI Data Centers - Tech Employees Still Don't Understand
Amazon Investigate Employees Who Criticized AI Data Centers - Tech Employees Still Don't Understand
USA Accuses ASML for Selling EUV to China - Chinese Refuse to Surrender to America
USA Accuses ASML for Selling EUV to China - Chinese Refuse to Surrender to America
Bernie Sanders Offers $1000 for Every American from AI tax - Demands 50% Equity in Failing Companies
Bernie Sanders Offers $1000 for Every American from AI tax - Demands 50% Equity in Failing Companies
US Holds Off Blacklisting DeepSeek and 100 Chinese Companies - USA Surrendering to China
US Holds Off Blacklisting DeepSeek and 100 Chinese Companies - USA Surrendering to China
Tesco Migrating 40K VM's Off of VMware Due to Broadcom Fraud - Future Is Calling AI Enthusiasts
Tesco Migrating 40K VM's Off of VMware Due to Broadcom Fraud - Future Is Calling AI Enthusiasts
DeepSeek AI Demands Investors Don't Poach Employees -China Building Tech While USA Builds Bubbles
DeepSeek AI Demands Investors Don't Poach Employees -China Building Tech While USA Builds Bubbles
Huawei Harmony OS on 1.3 Billion Devices - USA Losing to China
Huawei Harmony OS on 1.3 Billion Devices - USA Losing to China
Anthropic AI Users in Hong Kong Blocked by JPMorgan - USA Hurting American Companies to Punish China
Anthropic AI Users in Hong Kong Blocked by JPMorgan - USA Hurting American Companies to Punish China
Anthropic AI Sued for Usage Prices - AI Bubble is Expensive
Anthropic AI Sued for Usage Prices - AI Bubble is Expensive
Allbirds Pivots to AI Infrastructure as SmartBird - AI Bubble Proven By Show Company
Allbirds Pivots to AI Infrastructure as SmartBird - AI Bubble Proven By Show Company
Robinhood 10% Layoffs Not Due to AI - Efficiency Beats AI Bubble
Robinhood 10% Layoffs Not Due to AI - Efficiency Beats AI Bubble
China Pushes AI Safety and Cooperation - Chinese Argument Beating USA
China Pushes AI Safety and Cooperation - Chinese Argument Beating USA
Quiet Layoffs for AI at Chinese Companies - Managers Are the Same in USA and China
Quiet Layoffs for AI at Chinese Companies - Managers Are the Same in USA and China
USA Should Control AI at G7 - China Can't Be Trusted
USA Should Control AI at G7 - China Can't Be Trusted
ChatGPT Usage Falls Below 50% AI Market Share - Open AI is DEAD
ChatGPT Usage Falls Below 50% AI Market Share - Open AI is DEAD
NVIDIA Begs China to Buy Vera AI CPU's - USA Thinks China is Dumb
NVIDIA Begs China to Buy Vera AI CPU's - USA Thinks China is Dumb
OpenAI Financials Leaked for AI Business - Ed Zitron Proves Water is Wet
OpenAI Financials Leaked for AI Business - Ed Zitron Proves Water is Wet
DOJ Protects xAI from Pollution Lawsuit for National Security - Poor Black Citizens are Worthless
DOJ Protects xAI from Pollution Lawsuit for National Security - Poor Black Citizens are Worthless
SpaceX Worth $3 Trillion - AI Valuations Are CRAZY
SpaceX Worth $3 Trillion - AI Valuations Are CRAZY
SpaceX Buys Cursor AI IDE Company - AI Gold Rush Being Hyperscaled
SpaceX Buys Cursor AI IDE Company - AI Gold Rush Being Hyperscaled
Anthropic AI Fable and Mythos Models Banned - TDS is Killing USA Tech
Anthropic AI Fable and Mythos Models Banned - TDS is Killing USA Tech
Israel Ben-Gurion Airport Filled with US Military Refueling Planes - Greedy Americans Disrupt Travel
Israel Ben-Gurion Airport Filled with US Military Refueling Planes - Greedy Americans Disrupt Travel
OpenAI Launches Partner Program - Sam Altman Desperate for IPO
OpenAI Launches Partner Program - Sam Altman Desperate for IPO
Huawei Chinese Ascend AI Chips in Latin America - USA Lost to China
Huawei Chinese Ascend AI Chips in Latin America - USA Lost to China
OpenAI Blames China for Anti AI Data Center Protests in USA - 1st Amendment is Communist Propganda
OpenAI Blames China for Anti AI Data Center Protests in USA - 1st Amendment is Communist Propganda
Ukraine Uses Vantor for Satellite Images to Kill Russians - USA "Consumer" Tech for War
Ukraine Uses Vantor for Satellite Images to Kill Russians - USA "Consumer" Tech for War
China Building Underwater Data Center Powered by Wind - Chinese Steal Dumb American Ideas Too
China Building Underwater Data Center Powered by Wind - Chinese Steal Dumb American Ideas Too
China $295 Billion AI Data Center Buildout = China Beating USA
China $295 Billion AI Data Center Buildout = China Beating USA
Apple AI Will Kill OpenAI - Tim Cook Selling Tech Not Rubik's Cubes
Apple AI Will Kill OpenAI - Tim Cook Selling Tech Not Rubik's Cubes
Trump Phone is Chinese - MAGA Wants China to Build USA
Trump Phone is Chinese - MAGA Wants China to Build USA
OpenAI Building ChatGPT Super App - Sam Altman Knows OpenAI is Dead
OpenAI Building ChatGPT Super App - Sam Altman Knows OpenAI is Dead
China Forces Meta to Dismantle Acquisition of Manu - Chinese Punish American Big Tech
China Forces Meta to Dismantle Acquisition of Manu - Chinese Punish American Big Tech
Attending Ai4 AI Conference in Las Vegas - I Sold Out for a Coors Lite ;)
Attending Ai4 AI Conference in Las Vegas - I Sold Out for a Coors Lite ;)
Oracle Punished for AI Data Center Buildouts as Stock Drops - Investors Scared of AI Bubble
Oracle Punished for AI Data Center Buildouts as Stock Drops - Investors Scared of AI Bubble
SpaceX IPO POPS 25% - SPCX Worth $2.2 Trillion
SpaceX IPO POPS 25% - SPCX Worth $2.2 Trillion
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