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The Longest Shortest Time

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm 284 Episodes Oct 21, 2026

The Longest Shortest Time is a podcast about the surprises and absurdities of raising children and being raised by them. Hosted by Hillary Frank, the show features stories that appeal to both parents and non-parents. After a five-year hiatus, new episodes are released every other Wednesday. The podcast also offers a premium subscription with ad-free listening and access to a bonus show about college students discussing sex, dating, and relationships.

Episodes

Let's Talk About WEDLOCKED, My New Feminist Thriller!
Let's Talk About WEDLOCKED, My New Feminist Thriller! Oct 21, 2026 2406 It’s here! My original audiobook WEDLOCKED is out now. LST production assistant Virginia Marshall turns the tables and puts me in the hot seat to talk about my new feminist thriller, steeped in the world of women’s health. (Plus, you’ll hear clips from the book!) … Get Wedlocked! • Purchase here, and listen wherever you find audiobooks! That includes Apple Books, Audible, Barnes & Noble, Googl
The Art of Family Shenanigans with Zak Rosen
The Art of Family Shenanigans with Zak Rosen Oct 14, 2026 1785 Today we bring you a special episode of Weirdly Helpful from one of our favorite podcasters, Zak Rosen. In this conversation, Zak talks to Rebecca Garza-Bortman about her love of “shenanigans,” or humor-driven chaos. Rebecca talks about how she works that chaos into parenting and listeners share their own family shenanigans. (Plus: Hillary shares one of her own shenanigans with Zak at the top of t
How the Algorithm Exploits New Parents
How the Algorithm Exploits New Parents Oct 7, 2026 2554 New parents know the feeling. You’re sleep-deprived, scrolling, and desperate to solve the problem with a baby product. One $2000 bassinet later, you feel bamboozled! Chabeli Carrazana, reporter for The 19th, uncovers the manipulative marketing strategies around baby-rearing.  … Recommendations from the archive • My very first episode is about struggling to get a newborn to sleep! Your Sin
LST FAVES: Love Yurts
LST FAVES: Love Yurts Sep 30, 2026 2382 A marriage; a miscarriage. A divorce; a guy who looks (and smells) like a caveman. All in this epic love story. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on February 10, 2016 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. … • Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! • Follow us on Ins
Ophira Eisenberg Was Nicer Before Motherhood
Ophira Eisenberg Was Nicer Before Motherhood Sep 23, 2026 2507 Becoming a parent can make you more nurturing... but it can also make you meaner. Stand-up comic Ophira Eisenberg confesses her not-so-nice tendencies, and shares tips on how to heckle your haters. … Recommendations from the archive We have a bunch of stories from comedian-moms! Check them out. • Sona Movsesian Feels Like the World’s Worst Mom • Negin Farsad Tackles Her Daughter’s Unanswerabl
LST FAVES: Outnumbered By Animals
LST FAVES: Outnumbered By Animals Sep 16, 2026 1660 What's it like to nurse piglets in one hand and your own baby in the other? Life on a farm, with baby. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on February 22, 2016 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. … • Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! • Follow us on Instagram •
Sona Movsesian Feels Like the World's Worst Mom
Sona Movsesian Feels Like the World's Worst Mom Sep 9, 2026 2585 Like many first-time parents, Sona Movsesian felt as if she was doing everything wrong. In this episode, she opens up about the challenges of conception and her C-section turning unexpectedly vivid — plus, how being Conan O’Brien’s personal assistant prepared her for raising toddlers. … Recommendations from the archive • More on the grueling reality of IVF: One Woman, 3 Kids, 15 Rounds of IVF
LST FAVES: Terry Gross on Not Having Kids
LST FAVES: Terry Gross on Not Having Kids Aug 26, 2026 2280 Public radio icon Terry Gross talks about why she chose to never have children. And her recurring nightmare about a baby. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on April 19, 2016 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. … • Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! • Follow us
The Sex Lives of College Kids
The Sex Lives of College Kids Aug 19, 2026 2649 According to surveys, Gen Z is having less sex than previous generations. But why? Carter Sherman is here to explain. … Recommendations from the archive • More on Title IX’s rollback: Preventing Teens from Joining the Manosphere • Teaching consent to teens: How to Not (Accidentally) Raise a Rapist • When sex ed is left in the hands of gym teachers: The Staircase … More on Carter Sherman •
LST FAVES: My Best Friend's Baby
LST FAVES: My Best Friend's Baby Aug 12, 2026 2401 Two friends try to figure out how to stay friends after one of them has a baby. The one without the baby hatches a secret plan. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on May 24, 2016 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. … • Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! • Follo
The Pressure to Be the Perfect Black Father
The Pressure to Be the Perfect Black Father Aug 5, 2026 2642 After a panic attack nearly made him lose control on the highway, Mark Anthony Neal continued to bottle up his anxiety and pretend everything was fine. Years later, when he secretly started therapy, he unpacked how the pressures of Black masculinity led him to a mental health crisis. … Recommendations from the archive • A scholar’s take on why “colorblindness” is dangerous: How to Not (Accident
LST FAVES: How To Not (Accidentally) Raise A Racist
LST FAVES: How To Not (Accidentally) Raise A Racist Jul 29, 2026 3045 What's the best way for white parents to talk to their kids about race? We called in Dr. Brigitte Vittrup, who studies children's racial attitudes, to help us out—and to answer questions about cringeworthy moments with your own kids. ⭐️ This episode originally ran on March 8, 2017 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. … Tak

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