Voicenotes with Jordan Theresa
Cultural commentary with Jordan Theresa.
Episodes
Loneliness influencers + "I have no friends" TikTok
The Loneliness Influencers Inside the luxurious tedium of “I have no friends” TikTok by Rachel Pick - https://www.thecut.com/article/loneliness-influencers-on-tiktok-make-introversion-videos.html
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The U16s social media ban won't save children
"The PM's f'ing resigned"
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The lost potential of Euphoria
The show that could have been
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The Katseye problem
Gn-gn-gn-gnarly
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How am I supposed to WAG summer in these conditions?
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She's football crazy, she's football mad etc
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Every woman should learn how expensive divorce is
Why isn't every person told this before they get married?
10 women share what they spent on their divorce (and what they would’ve done differently) - https://www.stylist.co.uk/relationships/financial-cost-of-divorce/1072533
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Men who abandon their girlfriends on hikes
You always choose the bear over a man when you remember what an alpine divorce is
Topic starts @ 32:20
Do You Trust Him Enough to Go Hiking? by Angelina Chapin - https://www.thecut.com/article/alpine-divorce-man-leaves-you-alone-woods.html
Women are being abandoned by their partners on hiking trails. What’s behind ‘alpine divorce’? by Alaina Demopoulos - https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl
The big spring #partygirl reset
Longest two weeks of my life x but this is how I'm sorting out my personal life / new habits to implement so I can hack partying (and other busyness) throughout the summer :p spring reset > new year's reset
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Don't ponder yourself into stagnation diva
Agony aunt agony aunt agony aunt agony aunt
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The meme to influencer pipeline
On the evolution of viral moments
Zara's tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@whatzaraloves6/video/7625350247295782166
The Vanity Fair article - https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/the-rise-and-fall-and-rise-of-hawk-tuah-girl?srsltid=AfmBOorq4XbCLKyFPw9W_CAhi4oyI4Ojp6RYonU3pFsyfspPk1tICAHN
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The AI fruitification of misogyny
Maybe it is that deep!!!!
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The relentless nature of TikTok Shop
Teleshopping has hit Gen Z
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January - March wrapped (q1 faves)
Healing my inner Brit crew YouTuber one step at a time
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The McDonalds Monopoly to Polymarket pipeline
A rare moment where I feel bad for men x
Binchtopia podcast episode about gambling - https://open.spotify.com/episode/2BPLzECkadBhQvyPIR2e0e
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Notes on not wanting children
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The 2016 nostalgia economy
Maybe it's time to redownload Retrica x
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Cradle to Grave Surveillance: Elf on The Shelf & the Santopticon
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This is a main channel video essay which you can find the sources and watch here :) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI-O2f0bdPE
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The year of the low / no buy
& the rise of anti-consumerist TikTok trends
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Have the Kardashians lost their relevancy?
Will they ever be able to recreate the magic of those damn lip kits?xx
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My situationship's girl best friend
My agony aunt era is back
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Brooklyn Beckham & the stigma of estrangement
The Brooklyn Beckham of it all ....
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Does everyone 'need' to experience singlehood?
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Extra yappy intro! The topic starts at 40:04 xx
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Lads Mags: A Critical Autopsy
This is a video essay rather than a classic podcast episode! Here is the link to watch it on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYiXGZCfsnw
Sources - https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTcd80nSxKx_lDrM5vTPGGFCpaBcwgvzGvrJT7cBlyvfvhQhSxhQcR9K4XTq-mkJLdkWB2envwRFckE/pub
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The rise of 'going analog'
It's time to bring back iPod Shuffles
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My ins and outs for 2026
Not to be confused with new years resolutions .... my new years resolution can't be to wear more messy buns
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"My boyfriend is spiritually a lesbian" with What Zara Loves
& is having a boyfriend embarrassing now
Zara's TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@whatzaraloves6
Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now by Chante Joseph - https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/is-having-a-boyfriend-embarrassing-now
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Secret Santa but it's just me and Jack so it's not really a secret
Voicenotes Christmas special take two baby!!!!
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My 2025 favourites
Fashion, beauty, miscellaneous, experiences, restaurants, and everything in between babes x
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The cult of cool girl marketing
Deinfluencing you from the TikTok cool girl
Inspired by Mickey Galvin's 'stop trying to be cool girl' video essay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDRBDLBOSE
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Fashion propaganda I'm not falling for (among other things)
Just a big old fashion yap
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Men who don't have any friends
Notes on the male loneliness epidemic and why your dad doesn't have any friends
How the passionate male friendship died by Tiffany Watt Smith - https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2025/05/men-friendship-history/682815
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The myth of the 'winter uglies'
Release yourself from the shackles of calling yourself ugly!
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Reversing my (brain)rot girl winter
How I'm going to reverse my brainrot to get a headstart for the new year
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Harry Potter adults & separating the art from the artist *TEASER*
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The psychology of the ick
Plus my icks ... REVEALED !
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To Hinge or not to Hinge (that is the question)
Lots of love, your agony aunt x
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Men who hate their girlfriends
And the women who defend them
Boyfriendland by Tell The Bees - https://tellthebeees.substack.com/p/boyfriendland
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The Bonnie Blue problem *TEASER*
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The cost of community is Carrie Bradshaw
Thoughts on Carrie Bradshaw hate, sanitised social media culture, and growing up in the 'knowing your worth' era
Extra yappy intro! Topic begins at 28:50
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Things that are *chic*
and the appendicitis chronicles x
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Love Is Blind & manufacturing intimacy
Can you fall in love sight unseen?
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The plight of the performative male
I'm sorry, every single song is about you (pints, chit chat, and good people)
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Sydney Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter, & the evolution of contemporary sex work *TEASER*
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Your AI girlfriend won't save you
"The AI companion who cares"
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TikTok dating advice is an echo chamber of misery
Are we really all manifesting our boyfriends in five easy steps?
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How personal style discourse ate itself
"I think it's so sad how nobody has personal style anymore ... except for me!"
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Why must women be collateral damage in men's growth?
On Love Island, manipulation, and men getting away with murder
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Why do we hate affairs so much?
& why it is more controversial to cheat on your wife than beat your wife
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Influencer brand trips
Maybe we need to start gatekeeping the job title of 'investigative journalist'
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Being the rehabilitative girlfriend
Notes on being the test run
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The quiet luxuryification of fast fashion
It's all made of paper!
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Women who beg men to marry them
It's as if the only two options for women are being a spinster or marrying someone who hates you x
https://tellthebeees.substack.com/p/the-sociology-of-begging-someone
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Influencer is a gendered term with Jack Edwards
Steven Bartlett count your days
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How fresh food became a luxury status symbol
So I decided to make class consciousness from scratch
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In defence of male gaze fashion
Are you dressing for the female gaze or are you just wearing Ganni
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The rise of offline dating
I would rather sit naked on a hot grill! than wear a pear ring
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Propaganda I'm not falling for
My tirade against Joe and the Juice continues
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The boring influencer to running club pipeline
What are we all running from?
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The trinkets epidemic
What the hell is a Labubu?
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secret santa but it's just me and jack so it's not really a secret
it's the voicenotes christmas special!! christmas gift exchange with my bestie and housemate jack edwards xx
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closing the last chapter of my life
i moved!! and sharing my thoughts on being a single babe for the first time in my adult life xx
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S3 Ep12: toxic tampons & sex education with Keelin Moncrieff
today we are chatting to my favourite youtuber and certified milf keelin moncrieff - keelin tells us all on the recent toxic metals found in tampons and all of the tangeants we go on along the way (you've been warned - we cover about twenty different topics in this episode).
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S3 Ep11: reform ai candidates, nyc wheelie bins, & sad ai cat videos
living alone is beginning to drive me to the edges of insanity soo it's finally time for a silly pop culture episode!! the alleged reform ai candidates, americans discovering the wheelie bin, sydney sweeney's uncomfortable samsung sponsorship, and my obsession with sad ai cat videos.
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S3 Ep10: june was the most insane month of my life
moving house, me being keir starmer's number one opp, and of course, the big glastonbury debrief!!!!
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S3 Ep9: how am i supposed to pine and long in these conditions?
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it's time to talk about the internet's most popular thing to hate - dating apps. should we give them credit for destigmatising online dating? are we all finally at the end of tether of having forced flirty banter with strangers? and my hot take of people who log their dating li
S3 Ep8: my month of rest and relaxation
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in today's episode i'm talking all about the adventures i've gotten up to on my month off!! featuring bagging glastonbury tickets, dilly dallying around new york with my best friend, my adhd medication turning against me, and my new studio xx
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S3 Ep7: queer reality tv with Tee Noir
in today's episode i am joined by one of my favourite commentary youtubers, Tee Noir! we are talking all things queer reality tv, The Ultimatum, Playing It Straight, and why is queerness still mishandled in non-queer reality tv shows?xx
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S3 Ep6: "comedians can't say anything anymore!" & other lies with Michelle DeSwarte
in today's episode we are chatting with one of my favourite comedians, Michelle DeSwarte, is stand up comedy really as scary as it seems? is there any truth to "comedians can't say anything anymore"? And of course the tens of tangents inbetween (mostly love is blind related) x
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S3 Ep5: i got diagnosed with ADHD!
i mean are we really surprised? but i still want to chat all of your ears off about living with undiagnosed ADHD, the private assessment process, and my experience so far on medication xx
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S3 Ep4: make fashion fun again! with Susie Lola
we are joined by my favourite youtuber and fashion queen susie lola! we are chatting all things tiktok fashion aesthetics (what the hell is a tomato girl summer?), 2010s fashion trends, & depop being the it girl app of 2016 xx
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S3 Ep3: she does kind of look like megan fox though?
you know how much i love a catch up episode!! my first ever pub crawl, triangle of sadness, waking up in your mid twenties and all of a sudden having aches and pains which never go away, and of course, the new season of love is blind x
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S3 Ep2: in defence of riverdale with Mike's Mic
in today's episode we are chatting with fellow University of Yappington graduate, Mike's Mic, this entire episode is just two dumb b*tches saying "exactlyyyy"
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S3 Ep1: my ins and outs for 2024
i'm back!! boring love triangles, the eclectic grandpa aesthetic, going makeup free, vaping, having a bush, getting angry at your girlfriend for getting a bit too drunk, that's right, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2024!!
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S2 Ep8: in defence of tate mcrae
in today's episode i am chatting all about trying to beat the winter blues, realising that i don't have any hobbies, and defending tate mcrae over her industry plant allegations xx
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S2 Ep7: new york! new york!
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in today's episode i am chatting all about my time in new york (it really is a magical cit
7: the dirtier the better! with madisyn brown
in today's episode i am reunited with my bestie from across the pond, madisyn brown, join us for our halloween pre-drinks (or pre-game) where we are chatting about our halloween costumes, our favourite new york girlies tv shows, looks maxxing, & madisyn's hot take of 'just because a book is a page turner doesn't mean it's a good book!' xx
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S2 Ep6: why do i always cry on my birthday
on today's voicememo minisode i'm talking all about my birthday, what i got up to, my lovely gifts (okay 2014 lifestyle youtuber slayy), and why the hell do i always cry on my birthday??
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S2 Ep5: leaving breadtube & co-working with a cow with tara mooknee
in today's episode i chat with commentary queen and one of my besties tara mooknee, we cover tara leaving breadtube, pro-life women, her new kitty, & what it's really like co-working with a cow.
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S2 Ep4: russell brand, disposable vapes, & xl bullies
in today's episode i'm chatting all about my new piercing (quarter life crisis much), the internet's response to the russell brand allegations, and the banning of disposable vapes & xl bullies.
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S2 Ep3: voicememos: i will never be a teen girl again
in today's first instalment of the new minisode series 'voicememos', i will be chatting all about the realisation that i will never be a teen girl again, and why so many people feel like 25 year old teen girls.
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